All language subtitles for the.girls.1968.dvdrip.x264-bipolar

FLICKORNA
The Girls

English subtitles: Barbara Westin

-Are we going by bus or train?
-Shall we do in modern costume?

Good morning, dear Lysistrata.
What's the matter? You're irritated.

Don't frown, it doesn't suit you.
You'll age before your time.

Kalonike, I'm...furious.
Because of these women.

We're not reliable - don't
all the men love to say so?

Yes, and they're right,
aren't they?

I told them all to come. I said it
was important, and no one's here.

I bet they're all still in bed.

They'll come. You know, it's hard
for a woman to get away.

She's fussing over her husband,
chasing up a slave

putting a baby to bed,
or washing or feeding it.

Being a housewife...
here it comes...

...being a housewife
is an important job.

But there are other things
far more important.

Gunilla, telephone for you.

What's the matter now?

Hello darling. Sorry to disturb you,
but what time will you be home?

Good morning, dear Lysistrata.

What's the matter?

Don't frown, it doesn't suit you.
You'll age before your time.

Kalonike, I'm furious.

I can't say you look very furious.

But we have the boat and summer
house, just because I'm not free.

-Shall I sell the lot, then?
-Yes, do that.

And we'll live off what you make!
No, that was silly. Rude. Forget it.

That's better. Go on.

It's hard for a woman to get away.
She's fussing over her husband.

She's putting a baby to bed,
or washing or feeding it...

Being a housewife
is an important job.

But there are other things
far more important.

-What could that be, Lysistrata?
-This is a big thing.

It's up to us womenfolk to do
something...can't I say ''women''?

-Why?
-I don't like ''womenfolk''.

It's up to us women to do something
about the world. It's in a bad way.

-If it's up to us, it really is bad.
-Don't you see, if we could unite,

we could change a lot in the world.
-We can't get involved in politics.

Our duty is to look after our home,
husband and children. And husband.

Gunilla, do sound as if
you're a bit interested.

How long did you say
this tour would last?

Did you say something?

See? You can do it.

And those I really thought would
come first, just aren't here.

But look, here are some women.

Lots of them.
- Hello!

Hello!

For heaven's sake,
where is the wretched girl?

Are we late, Lysistrata?
Well, say something.

What's to say, Myrrhine, turning up
so late for an important occasion?

I couldn't find my bra in the dark.
If it's urgent, tell us what it is!

Marianne, if you learned
to come to rehearsals on time,

you might even learn
to find your place in the text.

I never want to see you again!

That's better.

Can't someone stop
that child screaming?

You're not taking him on tour,
I hope!

If it's urgent, tell us what it is.

No, wait...

You see, this play is important.
Immensely important,

because it has to do with
our own day and age.

If it's so important, could you tell
us more precisely what it's about.

Well, it's rather hard to explain.
It's about how things stand...now.

More precisely,
it's about women and war.

I thought it was about
boys and girls.

-They never take anything seriously.
-What woman ever does?

-No, joking apart, what's it about?
-The play actually is a joke.

-A very serious one.
-Nothing to joke about.

And we're supposed to work
with them? Silly things.

Perhaps we'd better let
the viewers judge for themselves.

Here's an excerpt mom the play.

-Who called this meeting?
-I did.

-And what's it for?
-Yes, what's so urgent, Lysistrata?

Good morning...

Yes, what's so urgent, Lysistrata?
Tell us.

I'll tell you.
But first of all,

do you mind if I ask you all
one small question?

Go ahead.

Don't you all long for your men?
For the fathers ofyour children?

They're mobilized. I'm sure you've
all got husbands away at the mont.

Can I help you?

Mine's been away five months.

I can't tell you how sad it is.

Mine has been gone seven months.

There's not a man around.

But if I find a way of ending
the war, will you support me?

Would you help me?

If you're raising funds for peace,
I'd pawn everything in my wardrobe.

I'd fillet myself like a flat-fish
and give away half for peace...

Good!

Here it comes then.
I shall tell you my plan.

Fellow women!

If we want to force the men to
make peace, we've got to give up...

Give up what?

-Are you ready?
-We're ready to die if necessay.

Well, we've got to stop
sleeping with them!

Total abstinence
is the only thing that'll work.

Why do you turn away?
Where are you going?

Why do you shake your head
and turn pale?

Do you or do you not
want peace? Yes or no?

Nice of you to call!

Are you at home, darling?

No, at the office,
but I'm calling on my private line.

Look, she's leaving tonight

on that Lysistrata tour.
Let's celebrate.

How about dinner tomorrow,
sweetie?

-When you will be here?
-Come to my place for a change.

-Does she know about us?
-No, not the faintest suspicion.

See you tomorrow then, darling.
Bye!

Do you or do you not
want peace? Yes or no?

-Not me. I'll never do it.
-Our new perfume, madam?

How do you want it?
Peace or war? Yes or no?

Not me. I'll never do it.
Let the war go on.

I'd never manage it.
Let the war go on.

-The night train to Kiruna...
-Yes, ma'm?

When does it leave?

Let the war go on.

The old porter at the last place
almost needed carrying instead!

Of all the horrid rooms in all these
horrid hotels, I have the worst!

-Have you got a shower?
-No.

Is there a shower in this place?

I believe you have a scheme
for tourists to meet local families.

I'm from Stockholm and I'd like to
meet some nice people.

Just a moment.

-Say it's only for foreigners.
-I'm almost a foreigner up here.

Tell the lady that these dinners are
hard to arrange this time of year.

I don't want dinner, just a chat
with someone. In the afternoon, say.

That's when the children get home
from school and wives cook dinner.

-How about after the performance?
-People go to bed early up here.

Listen, do you really exist?
I can't see you.

Oh, good morning!
I thought I recognized your voice.

How nice to have you
here in Kiruna.

Why not visit our home?

My wife is a great admirer of yours.

If what you say is true, that people
won't move to make a better life...

Changes like that take
many generations.

Isn't it wrong to assume that we...

-She's beginning to look old.
-What's she asking all this for?

Not bad on stage, though.
With flattering lighting.

-... don't you think so?
-Yes, of course, definitely.

I mean, who says
they have to be just like us?

I think dinner is ready now.

Shall we finish our drinks?
Cheers.

That was delicious.

Lots left for the children, too.

You have just the two, then?
Do you intend having more?

-I wonder how old she is?
-What's she got to do with our life?

There's no call
to get so personal with strangers.

When the children start school,
you get a bit more time to yourself.

-Maybe it's not important to you...
-Oh yes, I quite agree.

How about some coffee?

Are you happy?

Living so far north, I mean?

Oh yes. I'm very happy here.
Definitely.

Women!
What a hopeless lot we are.

No wonder tragedies
are written about us.

We've only one thing in our heads.
Beds and cradles, men and children.

But if we do what you say...
heaven forbid...

Could you really guarantee peace?

I'm sure of it.
Listen.

-We sit at home, all enticing...
-She looks younger on stage.

What a load of rubbish.

...but when they want it, we refuse.
They'll sign any peace treaty!

-But think if they leave us!
-Exactly! What then?

Then we'll have to do without them.
''The lesser of two evils''.

But suppose they get us
to bed by force?

Hang on to the door!

-Suppose they still force us?
-Then it begins to get difficult.

-She could be fun.
-I don't get this at all.

It's no fun for the man when
the woman doesn't want to play.

-I'm glad you enjoyed it.
-We liked it very much.

-And you got something out of it?
-Oh yes. Of course. Definitely.

It was very sweet of you to come.
Thank you.

Why does it always have to be
like this?

Girls, girls! Let me be the first
to take the oath.

-No. We're going to draw lots.
-Lysistrata, how do we do this?

Come here all of you.

Kalonike, repeat the oath after me,
word for word.

-The rest of you, too.
-We swear!

I swear.

No man shall come near me,
neither lover nor husband.

No man shall come near me,
neither lover nor husband.

No man shall come near me,
neither lover nor husband.

Even if he comes
like a battering-ram...

Even if he comes
like...a battering-ram...

No, Lysistrata, I can't say it,
I go weak at the knees.

Even if he comes
like a battering-ram.

-I will live at home as a virgin.
-Marianne!

-I will live at home as a virgin.
-I will live at home as a virgin!

-I will dress so enticingly...
-I will dress so enticingly...

I will dress so enticingly...

-that my lover lusts for me.
-that my lover lusts for me.

-that my lover lusts for me!

-I never want to see you again!
-I'll get a divorce. I promise.

-You say it, but you never will.
-I detest my wife, it's you I love.

-I've heard it all before.
-You'll hear it again!

Stop saying it over and over again.
It only upsets me.

-Let's talk of fun things.
-I've no sense of humour.

-But you do have my child.
-Yes, that's a big joke!

-No one shall sleep with me.
-No one shall sleep with me.

No one shall sleep with me!

-And if he forces himself upon me...
-And if he forces himself upon me...

-And if he forces himself upon me...
-I shall remain frigid.

I shall remain frigid.

I shall remain frigid.

Perhaps a whole bedroom suite?
White is very popular at the moment.

Or something more exclusive
in mahogany. A wider bed, perhaps.

We have both 90 and 105
centimeters. Very popular sizes.

In here you can try out which type
of springing suits you best.

Here's a cross section.

The springs are very strong in the
middle, where the load is greatest.

There are three grades of firmness.
60 for people up to 60 kilos-

-85 for people up to 85 kilos, and
extra firm for people over 85 kilos-

-or for those wanting
a very firm springing.

Along here we can select
a suitable bedhead.

Here we have a bedroom suite
in mahogany, in Colonial style.

Mahogany is a very popular material.
Here we have two 90 cm mattresses.

But it's also available
in widths of 105 or 200 cm.

This bed is called ''Sapphire'',
and is of oak, clad in raffia.

-I will not lift my legs to the skies
-I will not lift my legs to the skies

''Atmosphere'' is our newest suite.
Available in oak or white gloss.

The price is 3,975 Crowns,
including VAT.

-Nor crouch on all fours...
-Nor crouch on all fours...

-This is the ''Bella Vista'' suite.
-The price is about 1,700 Crowns.

-Do you all swear this?
-No!

''Yes, we swear...''

-I swear.
-We swear!

-You and I have no need to talk.
-Preferably not.

-We understand each other anyway.
-Enough to share a compartment.

-Have you no shame, old men?
-Pensioners!

-Pyromaniacs!
-What are you up to?

Ridiculous!
A gang of women on guard.

How insulting!
What's ridiculous about it?

Let me tell you, old man, you've not
seen a fraction of our strength.

-Set fire to their skirts, men!
-Empty your pots over them, girls

so they cool down!
-I'll kick you where it hurts!

Stuff it, you old bag!

Darlings! I'll be home soon.
Miss you. Mummy.

Pluck the old hens,
kick them in their fannies!

-Can I have these, please?
-Anything you like, darling.

-I should be happy then.
-And you are happy.

Yes, very.

Anything else you want?

No, I've got everything
I ever wanted.

-I'm so happy.
-Well then.

Here you are.

Stephan, a little gentleman
in corduroy...

The whole suit costs 19,75 Crowns.
The shirt...

...is priced at 9,75.

Also available in blue and red.

See how well the tie matches.

We have another show at 6.30 p.m.
when you're all welcome to our

children's fashion department.

-Why the water, you witches?
-Why the torches, old men?

-You'll see the flames!
-And you'll see them quenched!

-Don't talk back, cow.
-I say what I want, I'm free!

-I'll hot you up.
-You need a wash. Get the soap!

-A wash, you bitch?
-You stink!

-Set their hair on fire!
-Pour water on the old sods.

-I'm glad you enjoyed it.
-We liked it very much.

-And you got something out of it?
-Oh yes. Of course. Definitely.

Wait! Don't go.

Please come back
and sit down for a moment.

I know it's not usual

for an actress to say anything
apart from the play.

But I was watching you tonight,
and suddenly thought

that if only you had the chance

you'd want to talk to us
about what you've seen.

I mean, discuss how you
perceived the play.

Well, now's our chance.

You can't collect your bags and
shoes and hats and gloves yet...

The cloakroom is closed another
ten minutes, at my request.

I know we all want to go home,
have a bite and go to bed

but aren't there things
more important than food and sleep?

I mean, this is something
that concerns us all.

Is it possible to change people
and the world we live in?

You tell me.
Can we change ourselves?

That's why Aristophanes
wrote this play.

To get things moving,
to make people care

and to make us...

...to stop us sitting around
believing we can do nothing.

There are things we can do.

And above all he wants us to stop
thinking that we're so marvellous.

You're sitting here now, completely
satisfied with yourselves.

What you've just seen was a trifle.
A comedy, nothing to take seriously.

A real classic, scholarly and nice,
but nothing you give a thought.

You sit there as if you were
made of wood. Say something!

Don't you see, we have to talk!

Stop being so embarrassed
and critical and negative.

People have to be able to
talk to each other.

Don't you understand that it's we
who make the world what it is?!

What?!
Another revolt among the women?

What happened...was it planned?
Are you going on like this?

-The press conference is in there.
-What did you say to stop her?

What?
Another revolt among the women?

They're always fussing, dissatisfied,
wanting to change everything.

They've got nothing
to complain about.

I think you should ask her.

They're out of their minds!

They yelled, poured water on us.
It looked as if we'd wet ourselves.

I came as a government official
to collect money mom the treasuy

and the gates are shut in my face
by these crazy women.

I must stop this nonsense.
Fetch a crowbar!

You don't have to force the gates.
I'll come out voluntarily.

-You need sense, not a crowbar.
-Where's my officer? Arrest her!

Touch me and there'll be one less
public servant to serve the public!

Scared now?
Grab her, men. Tie her up!

-What were you trying to say?
-I wanted to change things a bit.

-What things?
-I wanted to get people to talk.

-Any reaction?
-No.

-Did you expect them to talk?
-I'd hoped so.

Was it just to make contact
with the audience, or...

Do you really believe
in Lysistrata's method?

It's one way of doing it.
I don't know if it's the right one.

Didn't you reach the public
during the performance?

Yes, and I thought they might talk.

-The world situation worries you?
-That's right.

Vietnam, South Africa or what?

Any political involvement
behind it?

Of course one cares what happens
to people and about world peace.

I can't... I'm not a politician,
but since I'm in this play now

and she's trying to do something...
How do you see it? What do we do?

What do you ask of an audience who
want a nice evening at the theatre?

I hoped it wasn't just nice
to have a nice time.

I thought it might be nice to talk
about one's reactions sometimes.

You didn't get it across in the play?
Wasn't that enough?

-You expected them to answer?
-Where are you, girls?!

All you aunts and grannies,
sisters and sweethearts!

Knock them, sock them,
kick them, fix them! Do your worst!

What do you want me to say?
What do you want me to do?

-Do you demonstrate otherwise, too?
-Yes.

-Do you sign petitions?
-Now and then.

-But why tonight?
-That's not the point...

Why did you react tonight?
Something personal...?

-Has anything special happened?
-No... but of course it's personal.

-I'm personally involved in this.
-Politically involved?

I want people to understand
each other and stop fighting.

-Are you politically involved?
-Yes, but not well informed.

-Don't you like the play as it is?
-Yes, it's wonderful.

-Your part, you mean.
-No, the play.

-But you want to change it?
-No, it's myself I want to change.

That's my wife!
Don't you understand?!

What on earth's come over her?

Get them, girls!

Stop it!
That's enough.

We don't have to go too far,
even if it's fun.

My men are defeated.
Extremely embarrassing.

Don't you think
women like success, too?

You gasbag, you're supposed to be
a leader. Why talk to idiotic women?

What did Liz actually do to cause
all that fuss in the papers?

-She began taking things seriously.
-Seriously?

Almost!

I've never had anything
against women.

No, but they obviously
had a lot against us.

Liz really knew how
to cause a commotion.

-Marianne always wanted change.
-You don't say.

-Gunilla was never content.
-Her, too?!

Do you know what I think...
I don't think women ever existed!

At least we've always behaved
as if they didn't!

-What's the matter with you?
-I loved her.

-Nonsense.
-Didn't I?

-Of course not.
-Well, in that case...

Gentlemen!
After today's joyful ceremony

we are once again free men!

At some point in history,
I needn't bother you with details...

...we put women in their place.

They gave up and henceforth
did as they were told.

We thought that was it, but we had
nurtured an adder at our breast!

We thought they were tamed,
but they started to revolt again.

They started to speak,
and have opinions.

But now, gentlemen,
we've put an end to all that!

What you now see are the remains,
a beautiful corpse...

So, you are now at liberty
to behave as you wish.

Without their nagging
and interfering.

You may fight
whenever and wherever you like.

You may kill, betray, cheat

exploit and destroy,
as much as you fancy!

Silence.

You gasbag, you're supposed to be
a leader. Why talk to idiotic women?

What are you proposing to do?

Take over the treasury.

-You? Look after the treasury?
-What's funny about that?

-I manage the housekeeping money.
-It's not the same thing.

-What's the difference?
-The money is for military purposes.

That's just our point.
We don't want any more wars.

-Then how do we defend the city?
-We'll defend you.

-You?!
-That's right.

-Monstrous.
-Whether you like it or not.

-Ridiculous nonsense.
-Why get so angry?

-That's how it's going to be.
-Preposterous!

We must defend you.

In the corner there...
Miss...

''Miss''... there's room here.

The flat-chested blonde's okay.

The big one's not bad either,
if you take off her specs.

Or her pants.

Good evening.
A table near the band?

We want a quick meal,
no dancing!

-What a bunch.
-Not up for it.

Let's go.

-We really must do something.
-But what?

-Well, we could...
-Excuse me...

...give a performance for women only.
With a debate afterwards.

-Debates are boring.
-What was that?

-Debates are boring.
-You have to start somewhere.

-We'll organise something back home.
-I won't have time.

Bengt has been so good, looking
after everything. No, I can't.

We wondered if you'd like to
come over to our table

for a drink?
-No thanks.

-You can't just say no.
-Why not?

It's nice of you,
but we're fine here.

Surely he'd understand
if you want to do something...

-Didn't you hear what I said?
-Please leave us alone.

You should be grateful you're not
left alone, it won't last long now.

-Would you please go away.
-No social graces, you silly cows?

-Pretty soon no man will want to...
-Go to hell, you stupid fat ape

before I smash your face in
so your mum won't know you!

But we're friends, Olle.
Tell me honestly why you're here.

Carl sent me to talk to you.

-Is he too busy to come himself?
-He didn't think you'd listen.

-What do Granges cost?
-Buying Atlas...

-Selling Granges.
-Selling ball-bearings.

I understand you, Liz.
But Carl is under pressure.

His work is important
and he needs your full support.

Isn't my work important, then?

He doesn't take my work seriously,
why should I take his seriously?

Buying ball-bearings...

Why do you have to fight
each other all the time?

Throughout that long war,
oh, such a war

we somehow endured, despite
what you men did. We were patient.

We didn't even complain.

We disliked what you were doing
but had to grin and bear it.

But you complained about how
serious your problems were.

Buying ball-bearings!

With a forced smile we asked,
''Is peace any closer?''

''What was decided at the meeting
of the foreign statesmen?''

And you snapped,
''You don't understand such things.''

''This is a serious matter.
Politics is men's business.''

And we had to keep quiet.

-Selling LM Ericsson.
-Buying!

You're unfair to him, Liz. You know
how involved he gets in his work.

-I also get involved in my work.
-But honestly, is it as important?

He needs a representative wife
who can see to his guests and home

and is interested in his work.

-Selling three.
-89,50... 90,00.

Buyer: Handelsbanken,
seller: Sparbankerna...

Then you'd make an even sillier
decision, and we'd sigh and say:

''How could you permit
such madness?''

And with a frown you'd reply:
''Mind your own business, or else!''

-''War is men's business.''
-Quite right!

What did you say?

He thinks you want him
to be a failure.

We must protect you
from yourselves.

That's why we called a meeting
of all women. We can wait no longer.

Now you have to listen to us. It's
our turn to talk, yours to listen.

We're going to put things right.

-Selling 140.
-I need 150.

-I'll let you have 10.
-Selling 20...

-Don't you understand?
-Yes, I understand.

I call evey night, nobody's home.
I call the office. Engaged all day.

Would he call me? Oh, no!

I got a polyphoto
from the doctor today.

Did you pay for it yourself?

Now isn't he gorgeous!

Let's have a look.

Some polyphoto!

-How old is he?
-Why?

You're not handsome,
but you're good.

-Isn't he sweet?
-Oh, goodness...

How would we manage
without them?

I think they're a load of shit,
all of them.

-Aren't they sweet?
-Aren't they sweet?

-How manage without them?
-How manage without them?

-They're a load of shit, all of them!
-A load of shit, all of them!

-I must stop this nonsense.
-Monstrous!

-Preposterous.
-Ridiculous.

Stop this!

We're now descending
the so-called panic-stairs

one of four entrances
to the shelter.

Another is an elevator
for ten people.

The total width of the entrance
is 20.2 metres.

The entrances are protected
by six button-operated

bomb-proof doors.

The weight of the doors varies
bemeen 12 and 20 tons.

The shelter has its own water,
electricity and central heating.

But in peace-time,
the public supply is used.

There's also a youth-club here,
and evening and hobby classes.

We've got a small bar
and even a small theatre.

Fantastic.

Air conditioning is ample.
60,000 cubic metres of air per...

-How do you intend sorting this out?
-That's easy.

Really? Tell me.

Do you know anything about
knitting? If the wool tangles

we tease it patiently loose.

-We'll disentangle the war, too.
-Knitting? Are you mad?

-War is a serious business.
-Very serious. So is knitting.

It's probably just measles
or something.

We'll get the doctor.

Everything's going to be all right.

You haven't the faintest idea
what war means.

Marianne, come out here a moment.

-What is it?
-I don't know.

-They're waiting for something.
-We'll soon find out.

-What is it?
-Nothing.

-Something's sure to happen.
-They're just an aimless crowd.

-Have you nothing better to do?
-Do you?

No, but you're not much company.
I'm going for a walk.

Go ahead.

Why so sad, Lysistrata?
What's the problem?

Women's nature, that's all.
I despair.

-But why?
-Because.

What terrible thing has happened?
We're your miends, speak meely.

Women! Put away your knitting
and your ladles!

Stop bringing up your sons as well-
paid slaves in our welfare state.

We can demonstrate...

There are at least a million women
in this country bemeen 20 and 60.

If we united, what a gigantic
demonstration it would be!

It would scare our rulers stiff...

What? Nothing to complain about?
That mustn't stop us complaining!

So you think everything's all right
the way it is?

How about our nursery care
and household help?

When will they be tax-deductible?
How about wages for housewives?

How many of you housewives
get that? Plus holiday pay!

Silence!

It's the principles that count.

They're far more important
than private life.

But we haven't established them yet.

We've had too much to do.
Too many nappies to change.

But the woman of the future will do
it for us. She's not been born yet.

But just you wait!
This is only the beginning.

I know what you all want.
Something you can never have.

That's life.
Isn't it just great?!

Let's go on torturing ourselves,
the more the better.

Let's seek out our unhappiness
and make the most of it.

Let's live as miserably as we can,
so we can always blame the men.

Let us never take responsibility.
Shout and scream, no one listens.

Let's compromise as we always do.

Let's always be sure
to do our duty as mothers

as mistresses,
and even as wives

so we go down in history as the sex
that always says ''yes, yes, yes''

when we should be saying
no, no, no!

Women, I think I'm starting to
side with the men. They're right.

We're ignorant, lazy,
easily scared and conservative.

And scatter-brained. How will we
ever be capable of doing anything?

What are we so scared of?

We're just as responsible as the men
for the world. But if we don't act

we should at least admit
why we don't.

It's because we're frightened...

...and stupid...
and dull-witted...

...afraid of losing the security
we're sure to lose anyway.

-Come down here, I want a word.
-But we have to do something!

What?

Well, maybe we can't manage
much better than the men

but one thing they're no good at
is being honest, they've proved it.

This is our chance to act,
so why don't we?

-Yes, but tell us what to do.
-Standing there yelling is no good!

-You see? Something did happen.
-It always does, if you're patient.

Darling, how great to see you.

I've missed you so.

And now I'm staying here
until you come to your senses.

I've come to fetch you.

This farce has gone on long enough.

You've had your bit of fun.

Now it's my turn.

You have your duty to me...

...and I can't live without you,
I admit it.

My job suffers.

-What about my job?
-Yes, dear, it may be very nice

but it's nothing to take seriously.

It's got nothing to do with reality.

So I can be your house-keeper?

No, I have no wish for you
to be a boring housewife.

I want you to be fun,
cheerful and understanding...

I want you to take care of me
because I need you.

I want you to be representative
and like having my friends home.

-And how about your other women?
-What other women?

You know as well as I do that
I'd never look at another woman.

Stop lying!

You want your men!
And they want you just as much!

Don't give up.
Stick it out a bit longer.

The oracle predicts
victory for us if we do.

-Who goes there?
-Me.

-Heavens, a man!
-For god's sake get Myrrhine.

I'll see if she wants
to talk to you.

Kalonike...

Of course I love him,
but he doesn't love me.

Myrrhine! What do you mean,
you know I love you.

-Come here, my love.
-No.

-But I'm calling you, Myrrhine.
-You care nothing for me.

I will get a divorce, I promise.

At least listen, for our son's sake.
Have you no feelings?

-Don't you worry about him?
-I do, but you don't.

Come and fetch him, then.

It's hell being a mother...
- Yes, I'm coming!

Why treat me like this?
These amul women have got at you.

-Darling, come home with me.
-I don't want to.

Only if you and the other men
promise to stop the war.

If that's all you want,
I'll do everything I can.

-If you want me back, promise!
-It's been so long, darling...

We can't do it in front of the baby!

Take the baby, someone.

But I can't break my oath.

Don't worry, I'll take the blame.

-But we need a bed.
-We can lie on the ground.

You mustn't lie on the ground,
you might catch cold...

I'll just undress first.

-We need a mattress.
-I don't want a mattress!

-Of course you do.
-Kiss me...

Look, here's the mattress.
Get up!

-Oh darling, you have no pillow...
-I don't want a pillow.

But I do.

-Have we got everything we want?
-Everything but you, my love.

I'll just get undressed. But promise
not to cheat over the peace treaty.

I swear!

-But darling, you have no quilt!
-I want you, not a damn quilt!

-Up with you.
-I'm already up.

-Would you like some perfume?
-No, no...

Just a little...

Hell, do I have to be disinfected?!

Nothing more now. Lie down and see
what I've got saved up for you.

Come on...

I will, darling...

I must undress first.

And you promise to vote
for peace, don't you?

God almighty, she vanished!
She's cheated me.

She left me, in this state!

But I must have someone.
Anyone... anyone!

-Is all this mine?
-It's a present. You're back again.

Yes, I am.

-I'll get a divorce. I promise.
-Oh, no!

Hello, darling.

Hello, messenger.
Is that a spear under your toga?

What did you say?

Oh, just a line from the play.

Actors are always quoting lines,
confusing theatre and reality.

Oh no, I know what realize is.

It's being married
to the most boring man in the world.

Yes, I know.
It can't be much fun...

...but what do you want me to do?

You're supposed to be interested
in me, you fool. Do something!

How true it is: you're impossible
to live with and without!

So now I'll sign a treaty,
from now for evermore.

I'll never lift a finger against you,
nor you against me.

Now's the time to start. Music!

They're not so bad, the girls.
Though I prefer them at a distance.

A man has a right to a life of
his own. It's different for women.

They'll grow up one day, too.

They haven't since
Aristophanes' day, so why now?

-Has the tour been a success?
-Yes, thank you.

As usual, we've been out
changing people's lives.

-How?
-Well, we've made them realize

how blind, stupid, selfish,
idiotic, hopeless, boring

and uninvolved they are.
How little they get out of life.

-But they're still blind.
-Stupid.

-Uninvolved.
-Idiotic.

-Boring.
-Impossible.

-Irresponsible.
-Selfish .

-Hopeless.
-But now at least they know it.

-Did you hear what they said?
-I heard nothing...

Cheers!

Lysistrata! Incomparable woman!

This is your great moment.
You must not compromise.

Show your wisdom, for you hold
the politicians in your power.

We entrust you with our destiny.

It is for you to settle,
for all time, evey quarrel.

-A charming play.
-I'm glad you thought so.

But it's all over, isn't it?
Now you're coming home to me.

When we have so much in common,
can we not stop

all this fighting and bickering?
Let's make peace.

Say yes?

-You were fantastic on TV, darling.
-I'm always fantastic.

You should see her in bed!
And in the kitchen.

Dinner is served.

This flower arrangement
is so unbelievably beautiful.

-Cheers!
-Oscar! Cheers...

-Your nose needs powdering.
-I'd better fix it...

While I have a drink...

That fillet-steak,
wasn't it wonderful?

Liz Lindstrand...

There's such a lot
I'd like to say and do.

And to begin with...

...I'm getting a divorce!

But that's my wife!
Don't you understand?

-What on earth's come over her?
-You've been blind and selfish.

-Idiotic and irresponsible.
-But I need her.

-Impossible and uninvolved.
-That's not true!

-Hopeless.
-Stupid.

I don't understand...

Liz, I'll not stand for this.

This means war!

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