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Excuse me.
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I'm here to see Mr. MacKenzie
about the secretarial position.
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Yes, ma'am.
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If you'll just wait over here
with the other contestants
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we'll get to you
as soon as we can.
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Thank you.
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Oh, uh...
by the way, I hope you get the job.
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You're my favorite.
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Yes, ma'am. You must be here
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for the secretarial position.
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If you'll just come over here.
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And by the way...
I hope you get the job.
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You're my favorite.
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And I'm not just saying that
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because you've got
great bagonzas.
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I can't believe the way Louie
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is kissing up to these women
just because one of them
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is going to be the
boss's secretary.
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Oh...
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Bad news, Louie.
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What?
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I got robbed.
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Huh?
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Tony, you okay, man?
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Nah, it was nothing.
I'm fine, really.
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How much did they get?
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Close to everything...
100 bucks.
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Nice going, dough-brain.
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You just blew your
biggest booking night
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in six months.
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Here, fill out this report
and give it back to me, momo.
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What are you getting
so mad at me for?
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The guy could have
blown my brains out.
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So could a good sneeze.
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Come on, hey, what happened?
What happened?
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What's the matter?
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Was it a big guy?
Were you scared?
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Nah, it was nothing.
He was a kid.
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He couldn't have
been 20 years old.
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Yeah, was he armed?
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He put his hand in his
pocket, pointed it at me.
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It could have been a gun.
I don't know.
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What was his name?
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He didn't say.
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Sounds like a pro.
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Well, uh,
did he say anything at all?
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Yeah, he said,
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"give me your money
or I'll kill you."
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You mean he gave you an out?
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Excuse me.
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I was just instructed to tell
you, you can all leave.
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The position has been filled.
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You're the boss's new secretary?
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See that, everybody?
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My favorite got it.
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All right, all right, all
right, you heard the lady.
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Beat it, rejects.
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Come on, come on,
get out of here.
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This ain't no coffee klatsch.
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Come on, hyah! Hyah!
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Yackavay.
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Yackavay?
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Yackavay?
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She spoke latka's language.
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Excuse me.
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Isn't this great, latka?
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A girl from back home.
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I know. Goody-goody.
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Iatka gravas.
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Hi. Hi.
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What did she say, latka?
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She say her name
is simka dahblitz.
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Not the simka dahblitz.
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No, certainly not.
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No, sir, no.
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Hey, you speak English?
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English, yes.
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Hey, terrific!
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How long have you
been in this country?
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Oh, thank you.
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Don't mention it.
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Latka, ask her if she
still needs a job.
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Doing what, Louie?
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I think I might be able to
find something around here
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that would interest her.
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You like to go with boss man
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make big, shiny new quarter?
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There's no romance left.
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Uh, simka,
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would you like to sit down?
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Yeah, sit down, please.
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Thank you.
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What brought you to our country?
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Simka?
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America.
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Oh, I see.
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She say the reason
she come to America
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is to-to, because, oh...
In my country
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the mountain people are all
moving into the villages
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and there is much hatred.
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Why?
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Because no one likes
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the mountain people.
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Why?
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Because they are
mountain people.
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Hey, have you heard this one?
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Eh, how many mountain people
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do it take to milk the goat?
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Well?
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I'm sure I don't know.
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Five... one to hold the beeshees
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and four to raise
the goat up and down.
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Hold the beeshees.
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You like, simka?
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Oh, yes, that was very funny.
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Well, simka,
I am going to show you America.
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Oh, goody-goody.
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Come, I will teach you
how to speak English,
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so you can speak good like me.
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And we will see everything
and do everything, okay?
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So, don't go away and
I will be right back.
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I just going to get my coat.
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Don't go away now.
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Simka, you and latka are
getting along so well.
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I think he likes you.
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Is very bad.
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Oh, no, no, no... like is good.
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No, you do not understand.
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I am a mountain person.
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Oh, yeah?
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Did you hear the one
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about how many mountain
people it takes...
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Jim!
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I think she's heard it.
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But I thought you said
you left your country
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because... to get away
from the mountain people.
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No, I left my country because
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to get away from the
flatlanders who hate us.
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Please, please...
Don't tell latka.
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Okay!
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As they say in America,
we're ready when you are.
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Bye-bye. Hey, latka. Bye.
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Latka,
where you going to take her?
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Oh, I am going to show her
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all the sights of New York City.
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I'm going to show her
the lights of Broadway
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and the statue of Liberty
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and the apartment of a
lonely, lonely man.
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Here we go.
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Thanks.
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Thanks, Tom.
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Hey, there you are.
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Guys, how you doing?
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Hey, Tom, another glass.
One more glass.
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Have a seat.
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How did your dinner with
latka and simka go last night?
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Oh, it was terrific.
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Yeah?
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They're such a
cute little couple.
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A "cute little couple"?
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Yeah.
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You think they'd like to be
called "a cute little couple"?
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Latka told me to call them that.
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He said that if they
ever get married,
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he's going to put
that on their mailbox.
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You know,
I've never seen latka so happy.
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He runs around the garage
singing, laughing
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slapping people on the back...
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Pinching people on the rear end.
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Oh.
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Takes me by surprise
every time he does it.
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Oh? I'm starting
to get used to it.
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I'm starting to
look forward to it.
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Oh!
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Hey, Tony,
want to go in the back
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and play some air hockey?
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Something I said? What is it?
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Hey, uh, can I play?
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Hey, Jim,
it's a game for two guys.
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You know that.
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Okay, I'll, uh...
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I'll just watch.
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It makes me nervous when you
watch, you know?
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Okay, I'll close my eyes.
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It throws my game off, like,
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even if you're in the same room...
you know.
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Okay, uh... I'll just stay here.
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Fine.
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Just as long as I'm included.
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Yo!
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Oh, hi, simka, latka.
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Sit down.
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Hey, how are you two getting
along, huh?
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Very good.
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Aren't we a cute couple?
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As bugs' ears, yes, you are.
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Oh, we had such a-one day today.
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Oh, latka showed me many things
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I never in my life think I see.
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Yeah? Well, where have you been?
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Well, we went to the automat,
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we went to the subway,
and we went to car wash.
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The usual tourist traps, I see.
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Oh, and also we went to see
a musical show called grease.
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Oh, how did you like it?
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I was disappointed.
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Well, he thought it was
going to be about mechanics.
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Would you like a refreshment?
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Oh, yes, I like a mushi
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please.
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Isn't this something?
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Here you come all the
way to this country
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and then you have a relationship
with somebody from back home.
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I know. It's very nice,
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but I am...
I am afraid that it all must end
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when the truth comes out.
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You mean latka still doesn't
know that you're a...
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A mountain.
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Yeah, a mountain?
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No, but I think I must
tell him very soon.
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Yeah, the longer you wait,
the worse it can get.
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Oh, yeah.
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I know what you mean.
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You're saying that if
she doesn't tell him
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she's a mountain person
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and he finds out she's
a mountain person,
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he's going to be upset.
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Not only because she's
a mountain person,
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but because she didn't tell
him she's a mountain person.
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I have my moments.
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Although it does cost me.
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I think I'll go home
and sleep for a while.
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So long, Jim.
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Good-bye.
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Simka, trust latka.
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Okay, here you go.
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Is mushi.
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Well, what have you
all been talking about?
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Not me, I hope.
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Latka,
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I have something to tell you,
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which I don't know how I'm
going to be telling you.
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Ya?
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Is it that you love me?
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No.
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You know those
mountain people jokes
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you have been telling?
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Yeah.
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Well, I am a mountain person!
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And this is for my mother!
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And this is for my father!
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This is for my grandfather!
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I hope you have a small family.
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And this is for
stepping on my heart
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and telling me you do
not like me anymore
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because I am a mountain person.
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I did not say I don't like you.
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You are ashamed
to be with me now.
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That is not true.
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Then look at me, latka,
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and tell me nothing has changed.
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Nothing has changed.
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Look at me, latka.
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It's hard... it's hard
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to do this when you keep moving.
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So long, latka.
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00:13:08,868 --> 00:13:10,467
Wait, wait, don't go.
270
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,367
Louie?
271
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,667
Huh?
272
00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:32,767
I want to go home.
Can I please go home?
273
00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:34,734
I have...
I'm not feeling too well.
274
00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,033
What's the matter?
275
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:39,033
I have the blues.
276
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:41,467
It don't work that way, latka.
277
00:13:41,501 --> 00:13:44,133
There's only three reasons
to leave work early.
278
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:47,000
Loss of limb,
excessive bleeding,
279
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,667
and heart attack.
280
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:51,767
And heart attack is a
judgment call I make.
281
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,734
Alex...
282
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,367
Elaine,
283
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,400
I have a problem.
284
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:58,467
Oh! Well.
285
00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:00,033
Can I please talk to you?
286
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:02,133
Sit down.
You've come to the right people.
287
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,300
Now, you just sit down.
288
00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:04,467
Is this where you...
289
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:05,868
Is this where you
want me to sit?
290
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,434
Yeah.
291
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:11,634
Uh... it's about simka.
292
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:12,801
Oh.
293
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,334
Ever since we broke up,
294
00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:16,100
I am feel terrible.
295
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,767
I cannot eat
296
00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:19,667
I cannot sleep...
297
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:21,667
Well, latka,
why don't you just go to simka
298
00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:23,334
and ask her to forgive you?
299
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,267
I mean, you still like
her, don't you?
300
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,767
Of course,
301
00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:28,100
but, you see, in my country,
302
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,200
there is nothing
worse a person can do
303
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:32,767
than to date a mountain girl.
304
00:14:32,801 --> 00:14:35,133
My mother would rather
that I date a pig
305
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,634
than a mountain girl.
306
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,677
It would have been better if
307
00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,234
a pig would have
walked into garage
308
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,400
and said, "hello, latka."
309
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:43,601
Then I could at least
call up my family and say,
310
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,734
"hello, yes, I am dating a pig."
311
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,334
They would not have
been crazy about it,
312
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:52,200
but at least, they would have
welcomed it into the family,
313
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:55,968
after a while,
especially after we had children.
314
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,534
Um...
315
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:01,367
Alex, um... Huh?
316
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,801
Do you want to say
anything to him?
317
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,601
Say anything?
318
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,067
You want me to...
319
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,543
You want me tell the guy
how to live his life?
320
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:09,133
Please, Alex.
321
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,200
I knew that this
was gonna happen.
322
00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:13,410
Look, latka,
why don't you just stop a minute
323
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,200
and think about simka, hmm?
324
00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:18,434
Think about the week
you just spent with her.
325
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,634
Think about the places
that you went to.
326
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,767
Think about the way she laughs.
327
00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:24,868
Think about her, uh...
328
00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:29,100
Think about the way her
hand feels in yours.
329
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:34,200
Think about her...
330
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,234
The way her hair smells.
331
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:39,534
The nape of her neck.
332
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,234
Think about how she looks
at you when you hold her.
333
00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:47,133
How her eyelash
tickles your cheek.
334
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:52,200
Think about all that.
335
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,667
If you can think about all that
336
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,467
and still not get
off your yaktabe
337
00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:57,467
and go over there and give
her a big make-up kiss
338
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,000
then I wish you'd
tell me right now,
339
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,834
because I'm beginning to think
that I'm going to do it. Ha-ha!
340
00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:04,100
All right. You're right, Alex.
341
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:05,901
I'm going to tell her.
342
00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,400
Louie.
343
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,901
Louie.
344
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,234
What?
345
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:13,200
Louie, I need some time off.
346
00:16:13,234 --> 00:16:15,100
What for?
347
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,133
'Cause I'm in love.
348
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:22,834
Latka, if I left the garage
349
00:16:22,868 --> 00:16:24,501
every time my spokes
needed greasing,
350
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,267
I'd never get any work done.
351
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,200
Now, get back to your cab.
352
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:30,376
Louie, damn it,
now listen to me!
353
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,000
This is the last time
you're going to do
354
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,334
anything like that. Wait, wait.
355
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,334
Alex, Alex, no yelling and
screaming and fighting.
356
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:37,267
I mean, let a lady handle this.
357
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:45,400
Louie, um, if you don't let
latka off this afternoon,
358
00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:48,767
I'm going to report you to
the board of labor relations,
359
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,477
and I'm going to tell
them every rotten thing
360
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,934
that you've ever
done in this garage.
361
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,601
Ha!
362
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:57,767
You report me to the
board of labor relations,
363
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,834
and I'll fire you.
364
00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:02,767
You fire me,
365
00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:05,234
and I'll report
you to the union.
366
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:12,300
You report me to the union,
367
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:13,968
and I'll see to it
368
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,901
that you get a rotten cab out
of this garage every night.
369
00:17:19,434 --> 00:17:23,901
You give me a rotten cab out
of the garage every night,
370
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,868
and I'll report you
to the hack bureau.
371
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:31,400
You report me to
the hack bureau,
372
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,868
and I'll kick you in the shin.
373
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:36,601
You kick me in the shin,
374
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:39,467
and I'll kick you
where you live.
375
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:51,801
Get out of here, latka.
376
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,334
Hello, latka.
377
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:16,133
Simka, where have you been?
378
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,267
I thought maybe
379
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,643
you change your mind
about meeting me.
380
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:21,067
No, I'm late because
I have a job now.
381
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,467
Oh, a job.
382
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,434
Sit down.
383
00:18:27,534 --> 00:18:29,901
So, what do you do?
384
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,234
I am working at the race track.
385
00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:34,300
They have a rake
which goes around
386
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,133
and cleans up after the horses,
387
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,968
and they need people to
sit on it to make it heavy.
388
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,734
I am the one in the middle.
389
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:47,200
I told you that America was
the land of opportunity.
390
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,634
It's good to see you
again, latka.
391
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,767
It's good to see you, too.
392
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,901
I have good news for you.
393
00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:59,234
I have decided that I love you
394
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:00,901
and I don't care that
you are mountain.
395
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:04,701
I am willing to disgrace
myself to be with you.
396
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,868
I called my family
397
00:19:08,901 --> 00:19:11,934
and told them I am
dating a mountain girl.
398
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:13,968
My mother, she disowned me.
399
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,934
My grandpa put a curse on me.
400
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:18,367
My brother said he never
want to see me again,
401
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,767
and my crazy uncle dahbi
gave me his blessings.
402
00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:24,801
So I am all yours.
403
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,767
You mountain people
sure have a strange way
404
00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:34,133
of expressing great joy.
405
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:38,701
I am sorry, latka,
but we cannot be dating again.
406
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,634
No, no, you don't understand.
407
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,367
I just said it's all right.
408
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,868
No, no, you do not understand.
409
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,234
We cannot see each other again.
410
00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:49,200
Well, sure,
maybe not out in the street
411
00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:50,300
in broad daylight, but...
412
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,934
No, latka.
413
00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:55,734
Why not?
414
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:58,000
Because of your feelings,
415
00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:00,601
I will always be
mountain to you.
416
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,968
I will get over that.
417
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,501
And because you
will never believe
418
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,501
I am as good as you.
419
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:10,400
You are in the ballpark.
420
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:16,000
And because, by now,
I have found somebody else.
421
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,000
In fact,
he is meeting me here tonight.
422
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,234
Does he know about you?
423
00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:32,133
Yes, he does, and you know what?
424
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:35,234
He doesn't care.
425
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:38,667
Simka.
426
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:39,968
Oh, John.
427
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,534
Oh, latka gravas,
this is John hannen.
428
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:46,801
Pleased to meet you.
John is the man I was telling you about.
429
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,501
This is the fellow
you are dating?
430
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,167
That's right.
431
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:01,067
He sure is gorgeous.
432
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,734
Thank you. Thank you.
433
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,000
You two met on the rake?
434
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:10,801
No, I'm a surgeon.
435
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:14,000
Oh, a surgeon.
436
00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:15,434
It's no good.
437
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:16,801
He is never home.
438
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,043
You always want to be with him.
439
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,234
He won't be there for you.
440
00:21:19,267 --> 00:21:21,100
I only work two days a week.
441
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,901
It's no good.
442
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:28,033
He's always home,
always getting underfoot,
443
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,009
always in the way when you're
cleaning house. No priva...
444
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,667
I have a housekeeper,
445
00:21:31,701 --> 00:21:35,601
and I spend most of my day
during the week sailing.
446
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,367
Do you have a sister?
447
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:45,634
Are you ready to go?
448
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,767
In a sec.
449
00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:53,033
Well...
450
00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:56,000
I'm very sorry, latka.
451
00:21:56,033 --> 00:21:57,334
So am I.
452
00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:58,501
Bye.
453
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,133
Bye-bye.
454
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,467
Wait,
455
00:22:01,501 --> 00:22:02,467
wait, simka.
456
00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:03,934
Wait. Can I talk to you
457
00:22:03,968 --> 00:22:05,267
just for a minute?
458
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,367
Just for a minute.
459
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,477
I just want to
tell you something.
460
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:11,901
I... I hope that
you are very happy,
461
00:22:11,934 --> 00:22:14,868
and I have learned my lesson.
462
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,300
I think you are
a wonderful girl,
463
00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:19,200
and I am proud to be the man
464
00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:21,601
whose life you have
totally wrecked.
465
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,467
Thank you.
466
00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:32,868
Bye-bye.
467
00:22:40,367 --> 00:22:42,567
I've got to close her up, latka,
468
00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:44,667
but you can stay and
have a drink if you like.
469
00:22:44,701 --> 00:22:46,567
Thank you.
470
00:22:46,601 --> 00:22:47,601
Hey, Tommy.
471
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:48,934
Yeah?
472
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:52,300
Could...
could you please play the song
473
00:22:52,334 --> 00:22:54,968
that me and simka
used to love together?
474
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,801
Yeah, which one was that one?
475
00:23:16,701 --> 00:23:20,400
♪ Summer lovin' had me a blast ♪
476
00:23:20,434 --> 00:23:23,033
♪ Summer lovin'
happened so fast ♪
477
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,834
♪ I met a girl...
478
00:23:24,868 --> 00:23:26,167
Tommy...
479
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,767
Yeah, latka?
480
00:23:27,801 --> 00:23:29,767
You want to hear a joke?
481
00:23:29,801 --> 00:23:31,667
Sure, go ahead.
482
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,567
How does a mountain...
483
00:23:33,601 --> 00:23:35,100
How does a mountain
girl make love?
484
00:23:36,801 --> 00:23:38,267
I don't know.
485
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,200
Like an angel.
486
00:23:40,234 --> 00:23:41,567
♪ Tell me more, tell me more
487
00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:43,367
♪ did you get very far?
488
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,400
♪ Tell me more, tell me more
489
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:47,868
♪ like does he have a car?
490
00:23:47,901 --> 00:23:50,634
♪ Dop, de-dop, de-dop,
de-do-do-de-dop ♪
491
00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:54,667
♪ She swam by me,
she got a cramp ♪
492
00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:59,067
♪ He ran by me,
got myself damp ♪
493
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:02,501
♪ I saved her life,
she nearly drowned ♪
494
00:24:02,534 --> 00:24:05,000
♪ He showed off,
splashing around... ♪
495
00:24:33,501 --> 00:24:35,000
Night, Mr. Walters.
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