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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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MAN:
This is it, Mama.
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Your recipe
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for making one spirit
trade bodies with another.
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Soul switching.
(frog croaking)
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That's what I want.
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Got to get this brew right.
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Get those spirits
switching places, yeah.
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(mutters): Yes, I got the...
eh, zygote of a hen, now...
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got the claw of crow.
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The sap of birch.
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Um... here we got the...
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snake eye mash,
garden variety.
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And...
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(frog croaks)
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...drop of rat's blood.
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Right.
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(scoffs)
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I'll get it, Mama.
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(sighs)
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(frog croaks)
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, drink.
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Switch with the birdie.
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Wouldn't you rather be
a pretty, yellow cockatiel?
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You don't want to be an ugly
old frog all your life, do you?
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(sighs)
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(croaking)
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Get your spirit moving!
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(croaking)
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(knocking at door)
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Come to play house, little wife?
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Hmm.
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(sighs)
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Not right now, Bubba.
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Hmm, what are you
bothering me for?
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This dining room is more
of a disgrace every day.
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Why-Why don't you let me
decorate it up,
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like I done
with the living room?
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I know how
to make things pretty.
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No. This is my work here.
Don't you never touch it!
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Great discoveries will come
from these things.
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Oh, pooh.
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Pooh?
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You just remember my mama was
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the greatest conjure woman
Louisiana ever saw.
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And I have all
her secrets now.
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Hmm.
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I will make magic here.
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A lot of old Louisiana hokum.
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Hokum?!
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(laughs)
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And how do you think it is
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Mama got all her millions, huh?
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From the oil rigs
out in the swamp.
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Well, then, how is it
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nobody else 'round here never
found no oil out there, huh?
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Maybe they could have used
a little bit of Mama's hokum.
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I'm sorry, Bubba.
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I don't want
to be fighting with you.
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I just get sort of
irritated-like,
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being stuck way out here.
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Why don't you let Claude
drive me into Breaux Bridge?
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So, you want to
go into town
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with that white trash
farm boy, huh?
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Just for a little while.
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No, you ain't
going nowhere.
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You're gonna
stay in tonight,
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play house with Bubba.
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Oh, but I don't want
to play house.
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Not every night.
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Well, I do!
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That's why I put it in
the marriage contract.
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You get all my
money when I die...
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(cockatiel chirps)
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...so long as you
play house with me
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every night
when I'm alive.
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And I'm alive,
sweet thing.
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I'm alive.
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And I am not in the mood!
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Well, you just
better see to it
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that you are
in the mood
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when I come around
to fetch you later.
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Oh, go on, get
out of here.
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Go on! Scat!
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(cockatiel chirps)
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(insects chittering outside)
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(sighs)
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He said I can't go.
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(sighs)
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Damn!
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Well, let's
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just go, anyway.
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We'll get us some
cheap wine and...
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get into that
cheap motel and...
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why, have us some
real cheap fun.
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Oh. Somehow he'd know.
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He's creepy that way.
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Don't it just make you
sick to death,
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having him touch you
all over?
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And even...
It don't matter.
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I just ain't never
gonna be poor again.
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Ain't nothing worse than being
poor in a poor swamp town.
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Oh, Claude,
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it won't be forever.
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Oh, Bubba's not well.
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(doors slide open)
He's got a
bad heart.
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Bedtime.
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Come, wife.
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Come!
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(bed springs squeaking
rhythmically)
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BUBBA:
Ooh-wee!
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(insects chittering)
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Book of Poisons?
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(laughs)
Huh.
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(hammering)
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Morning.
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Sleep well?
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(scoffs)
How could I?
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Hearing you and him together
so loud and all.
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There, there, baby.
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Pay no mind to that.
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Just shut your eyes
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and think of you and me
together with all his money.
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Uh, I was thinking.
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I-I might move on.
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T-Till he was
gone. I mean...
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Take my old Chevy up
to Tennessee.
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Kentucky, even.
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No.
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You can't leave me alone
way out here.
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Hey.
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I'll make it up to you, Claude.
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I swear, I will.
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(loud breathing)
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So, the little wifey's
getting handy
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with the handyman.
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Guess it's time
to call the judge.
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Add me a condition
to that will.
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Pardonnez-moi.
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Who's this judge person?
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Judge Jean Baptiste,
his little parasite pal.
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He's the one that wrote out the
marriage contract in the will.
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And he can add conditions?
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Agreement is, if Bubba finds
me touching another man,
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he gets to add one
small condition.
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It's nothing.
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And the money?
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I get it all.
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Can't change that.
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Not unless I leave him
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or deny him
his gentlemanly pleasures.
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Damn!
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Baby, I want him dead.
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Oh, God help me, so do I.
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I was in his dining
room last night.
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Place is full
of poisons.
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For all his brews.
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Well, everyone knows
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it's him who buys those poisons,
don't they?
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(sighs) And everyone knows
it's always him
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who's experimenting
with them, right?
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Right.
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So, we get him
to drink something.
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Something
special like.
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And everyone'll
know for sure...
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That he accidentally
killed himself, yes?
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Let's do it.
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Mm, yes.
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Caught you, did he?
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Oh, Bubba!
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Here come
the judge.
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(insects chittering)
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It's called the
transmigration
of the spirits.
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Mama always thought
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this recipe could
make it happen.
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You know, switch places
with another person's spirit?
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Kick 'em right out
of their own body,
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so when you gets too old,
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you can take over the body
of a young 'un.
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And then you can go on,
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taking new bodies,
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on and on
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and live forever, see?
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Oh, I want to live forever.
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I do, I do.
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Be young forever. Oh, boy!
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Only thing is,
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one of the
ingredients is faded.
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Can sorta make out an "E" there,
but that's all.
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So, Judge,
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what's a witch's
ingredient,
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two centuries old,
seven letters long
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and has an "E" in it?
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Heroin.
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No, that's six letters!
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Besides, Mama was always
dead set against drugs,
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you know that.
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Mmm, research,
research.
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I'll find it.
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And Mama will help.
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Oh, yes, mamas always help.
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Very helpful creatures.
Yes, sir.
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And now...
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I gots me a new condition
for that will.
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10:00.
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Ain't he never
gonna leave?
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(chuckling)
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Now.
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Go!
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(flirty chuckle)
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Oh, Bubba.
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(snoring gently)
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I think it's bedtime.
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(singsong):
Time to play house.
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(singsong):
Time for
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a real special treat.
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(grunts, sighs)
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Now, you just let
your Anna Belle ride
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the big, bad bull.
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(snorting)
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(groans)
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Ooh, hired hand
gonna watch?
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What you got there, boy?
A camera?
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Gonna take dirty pictures?
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Yeah, that's it.
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Here, doll, get
his other hand.
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Ooh, kinky stuff!
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Mm-hmm.
(chuckles)
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Help me with his
feet, will ya, darlin'?
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Here you go.
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There.
That's right.
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I've been waiting a long
time for this, Bubba.
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Boy, we're gonna have some fun
tonight, sweet thing.
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What are you lookin' at?
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Hmm?
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Care for a nightcap?
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I've been reading up
about all your poisons here.
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This hemlock one.
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It's real fast.
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And real, real quiet.
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Perfect for a good, stiff
drink...
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for a stiff like you.
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A final drink...
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for my humpback hubby.
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No!
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Murder makes the will
null and void.
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You won't get a penny.
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(giggles)
This ain't murder.
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It's mercy killing.
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Yeah, it's gonna put
me out of my misery.
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(muffled groans)
I got a better idea.
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(grunting, gasping)
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Now, now, say "Ah!"
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(muffled grunting)
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Mama!
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(groans, gasps)
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Your being...
it's over.
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Die, you scum!
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(groaning stops)
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We gotta get him
in his chair,
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make it look like he was
working. (grunts)
270
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,037
Now I know what they
mean by "deadweight."
271
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,372
(screams)
272
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,873
What the...? Whoa!
273
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,007
(thud)
274
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,513
(gasping)
275
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,054
(insects chittering)
276
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,656
And this last one.
277
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,992
Law certainly requires
a lot of handwritin',
278
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,994
doesn't it?
279
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,829
There.
280
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,664
Now, is the money mine?
281
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:01,665
Finally?
282
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,100
(high-pitched):
"Finally?"
283
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,170
Doesn't sound like you exactly
miss old Bubba, now does it?
284
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:09,173
Well, it's been two weeks
he's been in the ground.
285
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,242
Just how long's a body
supposed to droop around
286
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,576
in ugly black dresses, anyway?
287
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:13,945
(laughs)
288
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,113
"Ugly black dresses,"
that's good.
289
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,615
(sighs): Old Bubba.
290
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,119
He really believed in all this
voodoo stuff, didn't he?
291
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,956
All those experiments
with birds and frogs.
292
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,791
Except turns out, he was the one
that croaked and flew away.
293
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,460
(laughs)
294
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,794
Please.
295
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,796
I should tend to Claude.
296
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,299
He's only been out
of the hospital a day.
297
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,968
Are we done?
Oh, positively.
298
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,635
It's all yours now.
299
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,138
Subject only to that
one minor condition.
300
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,940
Oh, that's right.
What is it?
301
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,742
Just says here, you have to
marry one Claude Altoose
302
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,778
within one month
of Bubba's funeral.
303
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,880
But Bubba was so jealous
of Claude.
304
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,048
Why would he ever?
305
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,917
Bubba loved you very much,
Anna Belle.
306
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:56,487
It's a shame you never
really knew how much.
307
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,556
And he was dog
determined
308
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,559
you be happy after
he was gone.
309
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,561
He knew how
crazy you was
310
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,129
about that young
stud in there.
311
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,201
He used to talk about that.
312
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,203
And he wanted to make sure
313
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,371
you got everything you wanted
314
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,340
after he was gone.
315
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,908
(sighs)
316
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,877
Well, I'll be.
317
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,446
ANNA BELLE:
Thanks again, Judge.
318
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,682
(door shuts)
319
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,586
All done?
320
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,322
All but that new
condition.
321
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,824
Yeah, and what's that?
322
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:37,361
Oh... just that
I get the money
323
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:40,898
only if I get married
real soon to you.
324
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,132
Huh?
325
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,801
Seems like the old troll
really did care
326
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,602
if I'd be happy.
327
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:48,305
So, make me happy,
Claude.
328
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,273
Marry me.
329
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,343
M-Marry you?
330
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,011
Yes, ma'am!
331
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,181
I'm gonna go into town right now
for the license.
332
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,683
We can have the ceremony
in a couple days.
333
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:03,187
Think I'll even get the judge
to do it right here.
334
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,221
Sure.
335
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,223
Why spend money
on a big wedding?
336
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,158
We only got a few million.
337
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,126
(laughs)
338
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,329
(groans)
339
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,864
Damn.
340
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,533
My shoulder.
341
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,801
It's so stiff.
342
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,835
From all this lying around, huh?
343
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,337
Hey.
344
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,305
See you later, hubby.
345
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,646
And so, by the power
vested in me
346
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,648
by the glorious state
of Louisiana,
347
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,351
I pronounce you man and wife.
348
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,019
(organ plays "Wedding March")
349
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:38,456
(Baptiste laughing)
350
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,494
Oh, that was fun.
351
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,495
I reckon that was about
the best little ol' weddin'
352
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,397
I ever did see. Wouldn't
you agree, Master Claude?
353
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,400
Sure was the best one
I ever was in.
354
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,068
(chuckling)
355
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,706
Claude, what's that?
356
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,375
BAPTISTE: Oh, you know
bandages-- they make all
357
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,377
sorts of messes.
358
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,913
Now then, here's something
you both should know.
359
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,616
It's your very own copy of
the Napoleonic Code.
360
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:06,717
What is it?
361
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,285
Oh, Louisiana customs
362
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,253
about community property
and marriage.
363
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,589
Means what's yours is now
his, and vice versa.
364
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:13,791
A-Almost.
365
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,759
Well, we already
arranged for that.
366
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,494
Oh, goody good good.
367
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,497
Well, now you two have a long,
long life together.
368
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,100
And be sure to take lots of time
to have just bunches of fun,
369
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,102
if you know what I mean.
370
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,938
Good day, Mrs. Altoose.
371
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,940
Good day to you, Judge.
And thank you.
372
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,243
It was a right fittin'
ceremony, Judge.
373
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,477
(chuckling)
374
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,153
(chuckling continues)
375
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,123
Come, wife.
376
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,459
Why, wherever
are you taking me, sir?
377
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,127
Into the dining room.
378
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,861
Why there?
379
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,697
Feels appropriate.
380
00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:54,932
No.
381
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,067
But I want to do it in there.
382
00:18:57,102 --> 00:19:00,337
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
383
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,105
Come on.
384
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,274
All right.
385
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,243
Serves the old creep right.
386
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,813
After you, darlin'.
387
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,815
Oh, thank you.
388
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,817
Finally! Finally!
389
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,385
Ah.
390
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,720
You kept this.
391
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:17,921
Looked so old,
392
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,756
I thought it might
be worth something.
393
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,759
Oh... I think it's
worth a lot.
394
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:26,263
So, what'll we do now,
husband?
395
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,799
You know, these Louisiana
laws, I think they really
396
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,768
stick us together
tight with the money.
397
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,737
(chuckles)
Good.
398
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,772
(sighs)
399
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,774
Your bad hand. Careful.
400
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,442
It's all better now.
401
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,411
Here, take off
the bandages.
402
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,955
Claude, what's happening?
403
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:55,292
Me and Claude, we done
switched places, Anna Belle.
404
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,560
What are you saying?
405
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,861
Stop it!
406
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,830
You thought you was
getting a whole new man.
407
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,666
But you just went and married
ol' Bubba all over again.
408
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,001
Stop it, Claude!
409
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,468
Bubba's dead and gone.
410
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,572
See, I knew how bad you
wanted a young buck.
411
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,474
That's why I hired Claude.
412
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,477
And then as soon as I found the
missing ingredient in the brew,
413
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,980
I was gonna switch
myself with Claude.
414
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,982
But you and lover boy,
415
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,985
you went and found the right
thing, just like that.
416
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,987
Hemlock. (chuckles)
417
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,656
Hemlock did the trick.
418
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,490
No, Bubba's in the ground.
419
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,493
I saw them put dirt
on the coffin!
420
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:33,329
You just buried o''
Bubba's body.
421
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,166
But you sent little Claude's
spirit so far away,
422
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,168
he ain't never gonna
find his way back.
423
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,669
(chuckles)
424
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,006
But don't you worry.
425
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,041
You got your Bubba.
426
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,044
You got him
right here.
427
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,380
It can't be true! It can't!
428
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,381
Oh.
429
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,350
(Bubba's voice):
Come on, Anna Belle.
430
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,386
Let's play house.
431
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,723
(echoing): Let's play house
for the rest of your life.
432
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,692
(laughing)
433
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,695
(screaming)
434
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,697
(Bubba laughing maniacally)
435
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:22,913
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
436
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,449
Waiting for us to enter.
437
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,686
Waiting to enter us.
438
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:34,891
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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