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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(sign creaking)
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All right, young lady,
I'm giving you one last chance.
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Now we know you have a division
of tanks in Belgium.
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I want to know where.
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I think you've got about all
the strategic information
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you're going to
get for one day.
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Maybe we could make a deal?
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Okay, fine.
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Good. You give me the position
of your tanks,
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and I'll withdraw from Antwerp.
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The tank coordinates are
38 degrees north,
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and... 26 degrees west.
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Good... that's very good!
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It's the old sneak play
through the Ardennes-- hah!
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You know, there's a mountain
out there with snow on it.
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What do you say
we call it a day?
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We hop in the car,
we go up there...
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We are on duty, Corporal.
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Besides, if we don't land
a live one soon,
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we're never going to get
promoted out of here.
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But nobody has been through
that door in three weeks.
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If I have to sit here one more
day, I don't think I can...
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Army regulations enable
a soldier under stress
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to function without
having to think.
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Besides, we're both very close
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to losing it, Corporal.
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That's why we've got
to play it by the book.
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you, Master Sergeant.
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And if we do get out of this
dust bowl alive,
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I'm going to see to it that you
get a ribbon for hazardous duty.
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(knocking on door)
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A recruit?
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Police the area.
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Get rid of that game!
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Uh, say, do you mind
if I stay a while?
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No, not at all.
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Take a seat, son.
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We'll have a nice
little talk about
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all of our
various programs.
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Programs?
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CORPORAL: Sure. There's
the buddy program
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in which you and a buddy
can enlist together.
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Then there's the
officers program.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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You think I want to join
the army?
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SERGEANT: If you didn't
come in here to sign up,
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what are you
doing here?
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I need help.
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Sanctuary.
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Sanctuary?
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Yeah, my life is in danger.
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You are the only law for miles.
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Now, come on,
you gotta help me.
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Boy...
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I don't know if I want to
protect your type
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at all.
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Okay, okay, look...
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I'm gonna level with you.
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I guess you can
handle the truth.
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I'm being hunted
like a runaway slave.
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You see, I escaped
from a circus last Saturday.
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You escaped from the circus?!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The circus people--
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actually they wanted to make me
the main attraction.
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Arnold Barker, that's me--
the Human Balloon.
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Anyway, I... they're gonna...
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Armed slavers are
gonna take me away
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unless you give
me the protection
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of the United States Army.
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That's fascinating, young man.
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But I'm only authorized
to protect recruits.
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I think you better hit the road.
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Wow, uh, couldn't we help,
Master Sergeant?
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Corporal, regulations
are regulations.
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Okay.
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Okay, you guys want recruits,
I'll give you a recruit
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that's going to knock
your stripes off.
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Oh? Oh?
What's so special about you?
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I'm not special, soldier,
I'm positively unique.
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Oh...
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I don't like this.
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In fact (nervous laugh)...
I hate it.
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(gasping anxiously)
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(gasps)
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Aah...!
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See?
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Wow!
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A floater.
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Oh, floating into the fan!
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I've got you, I've got you,
I've got you.
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It's all right.
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Oh, oh, thank you.
Thank you.
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Get me the Pentagon.
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They want him.
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They want him so bad,
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there may be a promotion
in it-- for both of us,
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if we can bring him in.
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That's the most
exciting news.
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Did you tell them
there's a killer after me?
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Arnold, this
is going to hurt.
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Young man, the Pentagon
has informed me
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that a man with
your rare talent
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may be of strategic
importance
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to the United States
armed forces.
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Arnold, you may give us an edge
over those prima donnas
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at the Air Force.
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Now, I've been advised
to escort you safely
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to the nearest
secure army base.
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Oh, but first,
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I got to go find
those documents
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that you gotta sign
for Uncle Sam.
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Tell me about the
circus people, Arnold.
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(chuckling):
Oh, it was unbelievable.
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They wanted to turn me
into a sideshow freak
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so a bunch of dumb farmhands
could gawk at me
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and chomp popcorn.
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Oh.
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The freak attraction
of the center ring.
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A couple of clowns
are going to carry me out
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in a big stupid box, right?
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And then, all of a sudden--
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(pops lips)
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...the lid pops open,
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and up and up and up
and up I float,
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all the way
to the big top.
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Wow, that part
sounds exciting.
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Well, if you don't
mind nosebleeds.
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What's it like to fly, Arnold?
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I don't know.
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See, I don't fly, I float.
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There's a big difference.
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See, you don't
have any control
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when you're floating.
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There's no power,
you can't steer.
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You're at the mercy
of the slightest breeze,
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just like a cloud.
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And the higher you get,
the more the air thins out.
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Cold, really,
really cold.
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Oh, boy, one time,
I mean, I lost it.
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I thought I was
a goner.
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I flipped out, I started
screaming and screaming.
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No one hears you up there.
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You're all alone.
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I suppose it's sort
of like drowning.
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Drowning in thin air.
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Well, how did it start?
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I mean, I mean, were you
just born that way?
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Oh, no, no...
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It started four months ago--
five months ago.
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Five months? What happened
five months ago?
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Nothing.
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Nothing really. Really...
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What am I supposed
to call you anyway?
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Ma'am, Miss,
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Ms., sir?
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Marcia Smith.
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Corporal Marcia Smith.
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Well,
Miss Corporal Marcia Smith,
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I'm beginning to think that
floating for Uncle Sam
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might not be so bad after all.
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If I ever get out
of here alive.
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I want you to know, Arnold,
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I've been in the army
almost a year now,
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and you are the most interesting
development
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in my career so far.
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Oh... sweet Marcia.
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SERGEANT:
Time to sign up, son.
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What's all this?
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Your induction agreement.
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Strictly S.O.P.
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Oh, oh... oh, okay, great.
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(clears throat)
Well, I'll, uh...
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give my lawyer a call,
have him check this all over
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as soon as we get
to the army base.
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SERGEANT:
No...
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No, son, that's
not the way it works.
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You sign, or walk.
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Oh, come on, there's a madman
after my skin out there.
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That's not my concern.
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All civilians are
a little crazy.
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But he could get killed.
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Over my dead body, Corporal.
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I am perfectly willing
to turn this little cabin
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into a stockade,
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just as soon as you agree
to take your floating act
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on the road for
Uncle Sam.
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(groans)
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(sighs)
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MARCIA: You're going to be
a good soldier, Arnold.
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I can tell.
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How about you, Corporal
Marcia Smith?
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Are you a good soldier?
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Well, I guess you'll have to ask
the Master Sergeant about that.
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(car tires squealing)
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Did you hear something?
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Oh, they're coming,
Master Sergeant sir.
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Corporal, get me my bullhorn.
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Car approaching.
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It's them;
it's the killers.
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One Caucasian male.
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Over six feet.
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Overweight.
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Hugo the Fat Man.
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One young white female.
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Olga the Killer Dwarf Lady.
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HUGO:
I know you're in
there, Arnold Barker.
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Come on out
and face the music.
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I do and I am a dead man.
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Stand back, you two.
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Let me handle this.
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(unamplified):
Attention, ci--
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(amplified):
Attention, civilians.
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You are threatening the
life of a soldier
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in the United States Army.
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Return to your automobile
immediately and...
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Get down!
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(gunshot)
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Arnold, are you all right?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Master Sergeant?
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(dog barking outside)
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Buzz!
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Stop them.
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You just got
to stop them.
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Get back there
and calm New Kid down.
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Yes, sir.
Good.
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Arnold.
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They're moving in.
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SERGEANT:
Fat man's got a shotgun.
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Shoot him.
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Shoot to kill.
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I can't.
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They're carrying a white flag.
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Besides, there's a woman.
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She's no woman.
She's the deadliest one of all.
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We can't just
let them come in, can we?
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Don't worry, Corporal.
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The moment they come
through that door,
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I'll have the drop on them.
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No. No.
These people are fanatics.
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They'll kill us all.
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What is she, pregnant?
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No, fat.
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A fat killer dwarf.
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I don't care if she is
Tokyo Rose with a hand grenade,
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I will not fire
on a flag truce.
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(footsteps approaching)
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Arnold.
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I still love you.
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But Daddy
sure is gonna kill you.
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Long time no see, Arnold.
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I'll take that weapon, sir.
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You are in violation
of army regulations, sir.
264
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,688
Do you know who this man is?
265
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:13,557
He's a recruit in the
United States Army.
266
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,559
Uncle Sam protects its own.
267
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,127
What does the army want
with him?
268
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:19,063
That's classified
information, sir.
269
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:23,066
Barker has a talent of
great strategic importance.
270
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,903
What can he do?
Lie the enemy to death?
271
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,805
Master Sergeant, sir, this guy
is the slickest con man
272
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,908
in the state of Arizona.
Why, you...
273
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,177
Will you stop, please?
274
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,046
I have a sick mother-to-be here.
275
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,814
COOPER:
Oh, baby.
276
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,315
Let's get her
in the chair.
277
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,384
Come on, baby... you'll
be all right; Daddy's here.
278
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,585
Everything will be
all right.
279
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:44,588
COOPER:
I got no quarrel
280
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,791
with the
United States Government.
281
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,960
But I got a job
that needs doing.
282
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,895
What is your trouble, sir?
283
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,430
ARNOLD: Uh, it's really
kind of complicated,
284
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,399
Master Sergeant, sir.
You see, um...
285
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,568
It all started
about six months ago,
286
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:58,902
uh, at the circus.
287
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:02,607
I was propositioned
by this female trapeze artist,
288
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,042
Good-Time Rita.
Circus?
What's he prattling about?
289
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,510
Good-Time Rita?
290
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,812
Master Sergeant, sir.
291
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,248
This woman is a professional.
292
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,016
I think you know
what I mean.
293
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:15,018
MARCIA:
I think she's
coming around.
294
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,957
Hello, Arnold.
295
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,926
Hiya, Rita.
296
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:25,596
Little lady, what's your name?
297
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,966
My name is Betty-Ann Cooper.
298
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,201
And this is my Pa.
299
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,138
And so far, he hasn't
killed anybody, right, Pa?
300
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,639
COOPER:
Not yet.
301
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,142
She says her name
is Betty-Ann Cooper.
302
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:42,279
Alias Good Time Rita.
303
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:46,050
Master sergeant, now,
this is not the first time
304
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,751
that I've been hustled
by these snakes.
305
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,353
Now, you can see
they're obviously accomplices.
306
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,622
BETTY-ANN:
Arnold?
307
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,125
Didn't you tell them
you were a pharmacist?
308
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,860
What?!
309
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,129
Arnold tells
the most wonderful stories.
310
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:02,900
We never even went to the movies
or watched TV or anything.
311
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:07,404
He'd just take me on his lap
and talk and talk.
312
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:12,843
You really feel like you can see
the things he's describing.
313
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:16,280
COOPER:
He filled her head
full of stories,
314
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,315
and then he
took advantage of her.
315
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,817
We had a man to man talk.
316
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,319
He said he'd do the right thing.
317
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:26,156
But he left her at the altar,
three days ago.
318
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:30,060
COOPER:
I've been after him
ever since.
319
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,229
Arnold, is this true?
320
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,632
You were lying
about the circus?
321
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,935
The chains?
322
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,669
Everything?
323
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,907
Oh, brother.
324
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,843
You expected me to gun
down innocent people
325
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,711
just so you could
weasel out of this?
326
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,247
Well, he wanted
to kill me first.
327
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,715
He still does.
328
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,218
That's right, Arnold.
329
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,520
So right.
330
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,723
Back away, soldier.
I got no fight with you.
331
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,857
Mister, how many times
do I have to tell you?
332
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:04,428
This man is government property
and a strategic asset.
333
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,030
He's a liar, mister.
334
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,432
I don't know what he told you
to get called strategic,
335
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,236
but you can damn well
bet it was a lie.
336
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,771
Now, back away.
337
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,272
Pa!
338
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,574
Quiet, Betty-Ann.
339
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,642
You promised you'd give him
one more chance.
340
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,344
Please, Daddy.
He's all I got.
341
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,545
Not if he's still lying.
342
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,714
I can't let him live, darlin'.
343
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:24,915
MARCIA:
But he real...
344
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,151
He really is important
to your daughter, sir.
345
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,787
Not to mention
national security.
346
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,088
National security?
347
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,190
Zip your lip, Corporal.
348
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,425
That is classified information.
349
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,628
No-- what if we
could prove to you
350
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,896
that Arnold really is
vital to the country?
351
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,565
What is he, your spy?
352
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,767
No.
353
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,636
He's a floater.
354
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,404
What the hell is a floater?
355
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,973
Somebody lighter
than air.
356
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,376
Say your prayers, Arnold.
357
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,877
Arnold really is
a floater, Daddy.
358
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,547
I told him he'd have
to marry me and he just laughed
359
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,783
and floated right up
to the ceiling like a balloon.
360
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,384
Why ain't he floating now?
361
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,452
MARCIA:
Oh, he's got his
362
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,422
lead shoes on.
But he could show you
363
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,957
that he can float.
364
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,558
Can't you, Arnold?
365
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,975
(Arnold moans nervously)
366
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,044
Oh, Arnold.
367
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,948
COOPER:
Well, I'll be.
368
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,318
Do you understand now
why we need him, Cooper?
369
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,154
I guess.
But I'm still gonna kill him.
370
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,822
BETTY-ANN:
Pa!
371
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,657
I'm gonna kill him if he don't
do right by my daughter.
372
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,827
I don't think so, Mr. Cooper.
I got you covered.
373
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,228
This is it, Arnold.
374
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,562
Nobody can help you now.
375
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,164
It's up to you
to save yourself.
376
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,999
MARCIA: At least for
Betty-Ann's sake.
377
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,368
Oh, Betty-Ann.
378
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,071
Now, come on... I want you
to be a good girl now
379
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,841
and tell your daddy
that you don't want me.
380
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,610
Come on, I'll make it
up to you, Betty-Ann.
381
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,978
Somehow, someday,
I swear
382
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:05,148
I'll make it up to you.
I swear I w--
383
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:07,050
(laughing):
I'll marry her. I'll marry her.
384
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,252
MARCIA:
Arnold...
385
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,553
Say it again.
386
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,954
Only this time,
you better mean it.
387
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,026
(whispering):
Betty-Ann.
388
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,494
I've been a low-down,
good-for-nothing snake
389
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,830
my whole life; I don't know
any other way to be.
390
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:23,533
Betty-Ann, please
don't cry. Please.
391
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,736
(crying)
392
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,539
All right.
I'll marry you.
393
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,941
I promise, I'll marry you.
I'll take care of you.
394
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,542
I'll take care of the baby.
395
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,312
Hey, I'll be a great daddy.
396
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,081
Please don't cry, Betty-Ann.
397
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,418
I love you.
398
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:45,389
Of course I love you.
399
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:48,225
I love you
till death do us part.
400
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,359
(grunting)
401
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,161
Arnold, you meant it.
402
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,230
Ooh.
403
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,732
I think we better
get her to a hospital.
404
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,401
I got my weight back.
405
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:58,835
SERGEANT: Hell of a loss
for the country.
406
00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:00,604
COOPER: Sergeant, I'm going
to need a hand here.
407
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,005
SERGEANT:
That's "Master Sergeant."
408
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,275
I got my weight back.
409
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,443
Ooh! Wow.
410
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,347
COOPER:
I'll be coming back
for you, Barker.
411
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,283
(laughing)
412
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,318
I got my weight back.
413
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,357
(laughing gleefully)
414
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:23,527
To have witnessed a change
of character like that...
415
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,162
Oh.
416
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,864
You are happy now,
aren't you, Arnold?
417
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,533
Oh, Marcia, I've never
been happier in my life.
418
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,402
Oh, well, Betty-Ann's happy,
her dad's happy, and...
419
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,874
Well, you never, you never
wanted to be a floater
anyway, did you?
420
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,075
(laughing):
No.
421
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,476
Now you're on the ground
422
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,645
and you are a member
of the armed forces.
423
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,949
And I'm finally alone with you
and that makes me very happy.
424
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,251
Uh... alone with me?
425
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,820
Uh-huh.
Uh...
426
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,823
No, but you love Betty-Ann.
You-You want to marry Betty-Ann.
427
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,925
Words, Marcia, words.
428
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,461
You, uh... no, no,
you had to mean them, Arnold.
429
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:00,096
Otherwise, you'd still
be up there floating or dead.
430
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,266
I can mean anything when
there's a gun at my head.
431
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,067
Right now I mean to get
acquainted with you.
432
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,002
(sultry laughter)
Be... Be careful, Arnold.
433
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,538
Why, you gonna slap me?
434
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,573
The only reason you
stopped floating
435
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,841
was because you changed.
If you change back...
436
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,977
You've got
such a beautiful mouth.
437
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:15,746
Ah!
438
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,581
Oh...
439
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,916
Hey, baby. Relax.
440
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:23,053
Look, I know you want me
just as much as I...
441
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,456
Whoa. Ma-Marcia.
442
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,890
Mm--
443
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:29,626
Marcia. Marcia. M-Marcia!
444
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:30,761
M-Ma--
445
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:34,664
You can float straight to hell,
Arnold Barker.
446
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,099
Marcia?
447
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,968
Marcia!
448
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,803
M-Ma...
449
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:40,971
(laughing)
450
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,941
Whoa.
Good show, soldier.
451
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,276
Welcome back.
452
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,278
BARKER:
Aah! The fan!
453
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,313
(cracking, crunching)
454
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:11,234
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
455
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,770
Waiting for us to enter.
456
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:17,007
Waiting to enter us.
457
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:23,213
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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