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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Hello, Englebert. It's 8:00.
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It's 8:00.
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Good evening, Sir Edmond Halley.
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This is your night.
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Your night.
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"When beggars die,
there are no comets seen.
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The Heavens themselves blaze
forth the death of princes."
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Ah, Shakespeare, you understood.
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This is Englebert Ames.
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The day has arrived.
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As you know, I am prepared.
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Halley's Comet should soon be
within sighting distance.
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(laughs)
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I will now prepare
the telescope.
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What are you doing?
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Papa called.
Oh.
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Dinner with the Darby
Bankers Group representatives
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is at 9:00.
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Tonight?
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Black tie.
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Oh, uh, you'll have
to give them my apology.
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I can't make it
tonight.
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Papa has bent over backwards
to teach you
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about imminent foreclosure
and quantitative marketing.
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I'm sorry, butter cakes.
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Papa says you are erratic
at work, Englebert.
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Erratic doesn't
cut it.
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I think you better show up
for dinner tonight.
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Any other night.
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It's that stupid
Haily's Comet, isn't it?
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No, it's Halley's, actually.
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Charlene,
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think about it.
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Halley's Comet comes once
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every 75.8 years.
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It comes closest
to the Earth tonight.
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I will not let a comet
put me in the poorhouse.
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I should have never let
you keep that stupid thing
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when Papa bought
us the house.
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I should've
thrown it out.
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See this?
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You wouldn't.
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Watch me.
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No, Charlene!
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(yells, grunts)
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I'm gonna smash
that stupid telescope!
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Charlene!
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(gasps)
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This is a night
for lovers.
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We can look
into that telescope
and confront mystery,
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majesty, the cosmos!
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There's a shower of
diamonds up there!
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Don't sweet-talk me.
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There's just a bunch of
ice and gas and dirt
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swirling around out there
for no earthly reason.
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You remember that night
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we spent under
the fall in Copernica?
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(laughs)
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But that was
ten years ago,
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and it made my head
ache for a week!
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Now, you promised to give
up all this comet talk
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and... work hard for Papa.
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Now, I'll tell Elvis
to get the car ready.
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Pull!
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(sighs): I'll tell Papa
we're on our way.
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My fingers are already
dialing the phone.
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Ten minutes.
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No, Charlene, you'll
have to go without me.
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Tell him that I have a virus.
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I'll do no such thing!
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You know best, dear.
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You know where you
can shove your comet, buster!
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Hello, stars.
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Englebert Ames here.
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Ah, there you are, Capella.
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Ooh, Ursa Major,
you're very bright tonight.
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No moon tonight.
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Perfect night for stargazing.
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Wha...?
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What's that?
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Help...!
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(rumbling)
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(wind rushing)
Shut it down!
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Please! Close it!
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(wind dying down)
Is it closed?
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I don't want him following me.
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Who are you?
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I live here.
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But this is my house.
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I've never seen you before.
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You must be mistaken.
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Your house?
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My father
left it to me.
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Did... did you just come
through this telescope?
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(gasps): My hat!
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Whew! I paid the better part
of a dollar for this hat.
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It's a merry widow.
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The latest style.
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Pinch me.
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Excuse me?
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I want to make sure
I'm flesh and blood.
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I don't... want to pinch you.
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It's only a pinch! Please?
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(laughs):
I felt that.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, I never thought
I'd make it back,
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not in a million light-years.
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Back... from where?
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I rode the comet.
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You rode the comet?
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Are you here
for my wedding?
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Who are you?
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I'm...
Uh, n-never mind.
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We'll talk at the reception.
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But please,
do wear a cravat and...
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morning coat.
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(laughs): I have to get
downstairs to get married!
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Oh.
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Where's Dr. Bachman?
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Do you need a doctor?
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You really should
wear a handlebar.
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I just don't think a man's
upper lip is attractive.
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Well, what time is it?
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Uh, it's 8:15.
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You wear your timepiece
on your arm?
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(laughs):
Well, y...
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Or, um, I can...
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listen to this.
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ELECTRONIC VOICE: Englebert,
it's comet watch time.
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Don't miss it.
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It's 8:15.
Who said that?
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My clock.
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I-Is that a kind of gramophone?
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I have a gramophone.
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Right over there.
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It was over there.
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It's gone!
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And I had such nice
lace curtains on that window!
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What year is this?
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1985.
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(gasps):
Oh, no!
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But Dr. Bachman and I were...
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were going to watch
Halley's Comet together and...
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and then get married.
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September 3...
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1910.
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I guess I missed it.
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Would you like a Kleenex?
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No, I'm not hungry.
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(laughs):
No.
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It's... to-to wipe your tears.
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I have my own hankie.
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I never liked them, either.
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Am I old and ugly?
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Excuse me?
I'm...
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95 years old!
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Oh.
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Do you have a glass?
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What would you like in it?
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A looking glass.
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Oh.
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Certainly.
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Mirror.
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I've held up very well.
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I'm Laura Burn...
My name is
Englebert...
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...Ames.
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Laura Burns.
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You know, maybe I am hungry.
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I haven't eaten in 75 years.
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Oh, I have a chicken
sandwich.
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I love chicken.
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Oh, no. Uh, that's...
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I usually, uh,
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take the plastic wrap off.
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Oh.
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Hmm.
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Mmm!
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Mmm. This is wonderful!
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Good.
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Would you perhaps have a beer?
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A what? A-A beer?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Yes.
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I was Miss Foam
of Upstate New York.
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1910.
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You must be
very strong.
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Oh, no. It's...
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It's nothing.
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So,
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you came through my telescope.
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My telescope.
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I had it built in 1908.
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Oh, well, it's a...
it's a very nice telescope.
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I had to come
through that thing.
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It's the way
I went out.
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That's him!
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You...
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You met Halley?
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I had no choice.
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There's a window out there.
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A window?
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Right here
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between out there
and down here.
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It only opens
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when Halley's Comet comes close
to the earth, like tonight.
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When I looked
through the telescope,
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I saw the window.
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And then,
everything started to shake,
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and I was drawn
right up the scope.
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I was floating
in the breeze.
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And then Edmond reached out
and grabbed me,
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and he pulled me up
onto his comet.
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Oh!
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75 years...
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...with Edmund.
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And now... here I am.
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I didn't mean to just
drop in on you.
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Oh... that's...
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perfectly all right.
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You must be a stargazer.
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It's a hobby.
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I've always found stargazers
to be extraordinary people.
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Oh?
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Do you live
in my house alone?
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CHARLENE:
Englebert.
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No, not exactly.
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Could you get into the
closet, please?
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What?
CHARLENE:
Englebert.
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Into the closet, quick!
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(panting)
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Elvis is waiting in the car.
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Now stop this nonsense
and get dressed for dinner.
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Charlene, I can't go.
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I have had it up to here,
Englebert,
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with your childish games!
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Now it is time to grow up
and take some responsibility!
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(clanging)
What the...?
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Oh!
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Hello.
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Who are you?
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Charlene!
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Close the telescope!
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Who is she?
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He's coming after me!
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Englebert!
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(groans)
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Englebert!
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Gadzooks!
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Uh... how do you do?
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Englebert!
Uh, thank you,
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uh, very much for, uh,
cushioning my fall.
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Allow me, madam.
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(both grunting)
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I say, you're all woman,
aren't you?
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(both sigh)
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Mother will never
believe this.
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I seem to be reasonably
together.
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Egads!
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Nothing like that in my day.
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What happened?
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What happened?!
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A flip-flop of a most
serious nature, madam,
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is what happened.
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Tumbling through
the atmosphere
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into the noxious
gases of America.
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I apologize for squishing
any part
275
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,942
of your, uh, anatomy.
276
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,944
Laura!
277
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:05,182
Laura, thank heaven
I have found you.
278
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,918
Edmund, I don't want you
following me.
279
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,921
Oh, Laura, Laura, the merest
trill of your voice
280
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,924
disperses a perfume
into the air.
281
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,393
I, uh--
282
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,061
ugh!
283
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,662
I had heard America smelled
284
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,398
like a decomposing minor
nebulae.
285
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,700
Come, Laura,
before we suffocate.
286
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,470
Who the hell are you?!
287
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,039
Are you Edmund Halley?
288
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,473
Your servant, sir.
289
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,508
Sir Edmund Halley?
290
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,543
Well...
291
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:36,046
I who measured
and mapped the light
292
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,048
was never knighted.
293
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,350
A gross oversight
on the part of Charles II,
294
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,353
who has recanted his error
in the afterlife--
295
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:46,356
too late for my reputation
in this one, I regret to say.
296
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,592
You've said so
many times.
297
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,631
A woman's place is to listen.
298
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,433
Edmund, you are so...
299
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,669
Not now, Laura.
300
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,504
Not before the servants.
301
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,306
We can discuss it
on the comet.
302
00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,340
If...
303
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,608
you will excuse us.
304
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,577
Let go of me!
305
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,212
What is this?
306
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,246
Halloween?
307
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,214
Laura, come to your senses.
308
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,717
There is nothing here
but human life.
309
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,019
You can't want
310
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:18,856
to return to this gross,
material world.
311
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,562
But you've forgotten
about love, Edmund.
312
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,498
Hasn't he, Englebert?
313
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:28,532
CHARLENE:
Englebert?
314
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,700
Well...
315
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,703
Laura, you have caused me a deal
of trouble.
316
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,538
You must return with me
317
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,373
while the time window
is still open.
318
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,376
I wish I'd never found
the time window.
319
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,379
Laura, I am stunned
by your behavior.
320
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,714
Listen, buster!
321
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,717
Take your little bride with you
and get out of my house!
322
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,052
I'm not going back.
323
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,956
Englebert, you'll help me,
won't you?
324
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:57,228
My husband will do
as I tell him.
325
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,395
Englebert?
326
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,797
Englebert?
327
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,132
Sir, Mr. Halley,
328
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,468
could I speak with you
for just a second?
329
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,736
Man-to-man.
330
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,571
(chuckles)
331
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,573
Please, it's important.
332
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,082
You understand, uh, I
feel responsible.
333
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,251
She's a young girl,
334
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,253
and, uh, I want
to be sure
335
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,256
that you are who
you say you are.
336
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,759
I was born
October 29, 1656.
337
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,761
Right.
338
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,229
Please don't dally.
339
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,264
Laura and I must make it
through the time window.
340
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,265
She must be with me.
341
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,000
She is my consort in space.
342
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,402
Yes, I just want
to ask you
343
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,669
a couple of questions.
344
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,071
Uh, oh please,
uh, be seated.
345
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,774
I don't know
who you weirdoes are,
346
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:47,511
but Englebert and I are late for
a very important dinner party.
347
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:50,181
I don't think
you appreciate him.
348
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,450
HALLEY:
Laura was not meant
for mortal life.
349
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,117
The heavens have
adopted her.
350
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,854
Laura, we will detour
past Orion.
351
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,889
Why do you keep
looking at him?
352
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:02,092
He looks like Dr. Bachman
without a moustache.
353
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,427
I do?
354
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,095
Let's get on
with this.
355
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,196
Oh, uh, um,
356
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,664
I don't suppose you
could tell me
357
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,635
where you were in,
um, uh, 16... 1676?
358
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:15,572
In 1676 I catalogued
341 stars
359
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,375
and observed the transit
of Mercury from the Island
360
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:19,876
of St. Helena.
Yes.
...of St. Helena.
361
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,746
Can you say as much?
362
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,613
No.
363
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,915
Pity.
364
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,585
I haven't accomplished
very much, I suppose.
365
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,587
I've always
admired you.
366
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,992
I take it you came
through the telescope as well.
367
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,995
This is a real circus.
368
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,529
(screams)
369
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,564
Don't you think
Laura
370
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,233
belongs with someone
more accomplished,
371
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,867
more commanding?
372
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,803
Someone who can wear
hose with a flair.
373
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:48,839
She could be the queen
of the universe.
374
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,440
I don't want to be queen.
375
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,075
CHARLENE:
Stop
376
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,077
looking at her like that!
377
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,081
I'm going to call the police.
378
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,149
I want these freaks out of here.
379
00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:00,684
Charlene, sit down.
380
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,319
You can't tell me what to do.
381
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,888
I said sit!
382
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,928
Um, in, uh, 1682?
383
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,763
In 1682,
384
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,733
I observed what became
Halley's Comet
385
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:20,770
and predicted its regular return
every 75.8 years.
386
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,273
I am a genius.
387
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,641
And you?
388
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,611
Now, enough
of these games.
389
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,579
Englebert,
390
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,915
you will tell Laura
she must come with me
391
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,385
while the time window
is still open,
392
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,353
and we will leave you
393
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,656
with your charming
companion.
394
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,524
The entire balance
395
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,026
of the universe will be upset
if you detain Laura.
396
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,528
The stars will weep.
397
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,564
Englebert, do you want me to go?
398
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,733
Stop looking at him!
399
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,869
Maybe he wants me to stay.
400
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,871
Maybe I'll break your leg.
401
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,806
We'll let Englebert decide.
402
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,808
Oh, no, we won't.
403
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,445
You get back inside
that telescope
404
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:02,980
and leave
Englebert alone!
405
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,381
Charlene!
406
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,082
You can't make
me go back.
407
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:09,252
Madam, I applaud
your directness.
408
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,521
Laura, after you.
409
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,922
ENGLEBERT:
Hold it!
410
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,990
Englebert, listen to me.
411
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,993
There's going to be
a supernova next Tuesday
412
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,996
at 12:04 Greenwich
Mean Time here.
413
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,831
Discover it.
414
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,067
They will name it
for you.
415
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,101
You will be immortal!
416
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,635
A supernova?
417
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,137
Named after me?
418
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,508
After Laura goes
through the time window.
419
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,676
All right.
420
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:33,844
I'll go.
421
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,011
What?
422
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,247
I won't stay
where I'm not wanted.
423
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,849
Very smart.
424
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,617
Prepare to blast off.
425
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,953
You're a woman a man
would be a fool
426
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,455
to tangle with, Madam.
427
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,789
Good luck, Englebert.
428
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,724
I see years of the same
ahead of you.
429
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,759
Ready, Laura?
430
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:52,730
Madam, your most
obedient servant.
431
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,730
Laura!
432
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,231
I can't go back!
433
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,167
You little...
434
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,169
(both grunting)
435
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,541
Englebert, don't just
stand there.
436
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,642
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
It's 8:26.
437
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:06,777
Have you seen the comet?
438
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,945
Good heavens, the time window!
439
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,381
Don't dawdle, honey.
440
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:14,184
Laura, I won't let you
stay here.
441
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,487
This planet is destroying
itself.
442
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,989
(loud whooshing)
Laura!
443
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,557
Stay with me!
444
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,592
What?
445
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,892
I can't hear you.
446
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,128
Laura, give me
your hand.
447
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,597
We will celebrate your
coronation on Jupiter.
448
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,932
(screaming)
449
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,234
(whooshing)
450
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,237
You're next, sweetie.
451
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,172
Have a nice trip...
452
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,275
(whooshing)
453
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,454
I guess she won't
be needing this.
454
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:51,955
No, she won't.
455
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,557
Will she?
456
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,358
Not till she gets back.
457
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,626
Gets back?
458
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,629
In 75 years.
459
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,330
Give or take.
460
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,032
(giggles)
461
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:06,403
Oh, you won't recognize
the world.
462
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,406
Whatever happened
to Wilbur Wright?
463
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,008
Did he ever get his aircraft
to stay off the ground?
464
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,511
Oh, yes.
465
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:18,015
And men have flown to the moon
and walked on it.
466
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,850
Sure.
467
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,985
And pigs have wings.
468
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,021
(both laugh)
469
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,327
CHARLENE:
You're driving too fast.
470
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,728
HALLEY:
Comets go fast, madam.
471
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,463
That is the nature of comets.
472
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,799
Not if I'm going to be queen of the universe.
473
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:36,833
Oh.
474
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,503
I said slow down, Ed.
475
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,172
We have 75 years.
476
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,341
Yes, your majesty.
477
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,344
Now, show me the sights.
478
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,846
There's a very interesting black hole
479
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,848
I'd like your majesty to see.
480
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,750
Ooh, goody!
481
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,852
Well, step on it.
482
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,322
Yes, your majesty.
483
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,966
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
484
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,503
Waiting for us to enter.
485
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,739
Waiting to enter us.
486
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:22,513
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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