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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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� �
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Feeling any better?
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(vicious,
wild growling)
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That's good.
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Let me smooth this out for you.
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(panting,
deep grunting)
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(grunting, growling)
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(loud snap)
Oh!
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Mustn't bite
Grammy, dear.
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You have very sharp teeth.
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Oh!
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(choking)
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Let go of the pearls, dear.
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Look,
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how about a little
something to eat?
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That always makes us
feel better.
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I made you some
lovely chicken soup.
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(panting,
snorting)
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Here comes the airplane...
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(grunting)
(clacking)
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(wild growling)
Dear! Let...
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go!
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(low grunting)
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(nervous chuckle)
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(low growling)
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(excited grunting)
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Did you prefer to drink
the soup from a cup, dear?
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(wild growling)
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(growling continues)
Oh, Mary Jane,
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it's a sin to waste
good food like that.
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Chicken soup is
so nutritious.
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WOMAN'S VOICE (echoing):
I am not Mary Jane.
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I am Aisha Condisha!
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And I do not want
any chicken soup.
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I want men's souls to eat.
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(growls)
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(panting)
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Let's get out of here.
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Now, darling,
don't be naughty.
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You know we don't
eat men's souls.
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(gasping breaths)
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(wild growling)
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This isn't the palm reading
for the ladies' auxiliary, Jack.
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This is for real!
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That kid is possessed!
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I know.
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And she needs us, Nora.
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Like a hole in the head.
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We don't know anything
about exorcisms,
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and we don't want to know
anything about 'em.
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Now, let's go!
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If you have no compassion
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for this poor, suffering child,
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think of the $50,000
we stand to make from this job.
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That should
make even you
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want to do something
for someone else.
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You see how
difficult she's being?
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I can't do a thing
with her!
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Mrs. Knudsen, that child
is demon-possessed.
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That's what everyone's
been saying.
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But no one's been able
to do anything about it.
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Can you help?
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There's no way...
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There's no way we'd
let you down, Mrs. K.
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Oh...
Is there
any history
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of demon possession
in your family?
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Oh, for Pete's sake!
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I've got to get all
the facts, don't I?
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I'm sure Mrs. Knudsen
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realizes the importance
of a full investigation.
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Certainly.
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Now, let me think
for just a minute.
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Mary Jane's parents
have passed away, of course.
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But they were both fine.
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There's a cousin
in Downer's Grove
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who says he's General Patton.
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But he's 92 years old,
of course.
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He thinks his room
in the rest home
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is a Sherman tank.
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JACK:
Not the same thing.
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Mary Jane here is
a special situation.
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Yes, I think so, too.
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As far as I know,
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there haven't been
any other demons
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in the family.
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I don't believe this.
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I think it's time
we spoke to the little lady.
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Demon!
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I command you to speak!
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Who are you, and why
do you torment this child?
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I am she who
rules and devours men.
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I am Aisha Condisha. See?
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I have goat's feet.
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(crazed,
echoing laughter)
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Those are definitely
not Mary Jane's feet.
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For 12,000 years,
men have been my slaves,
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and I have sent their souls
into everlasting fire.
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You will leave
this child in peace!
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You will set Mary Jane free!
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(laughs)
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Mary Jane belongs to me now,
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and I have sent her
very far away.
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You will obey me!
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I'll eat your heart for dinner
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if you mess with me!
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(seething breath)
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(crazed grunting)
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(growling, grunting)
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I think that's enough for now.
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Mrs. Milton, I have
to get back to the tea room
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for some further study.
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This is a very
complicated case.
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Uh, what my husband
means is that
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we do tea leaves, tarot cards,
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Ouija boards,
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but we don't do exorcisms.
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So we haven't done one before.
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But we can and will
take this one on.
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NORA:
What my husband
is saying
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is that we'll consider
the possibility of taking it on,
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but we will need to give this
a lot of further thought
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and discussion.
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Oh, dear, please
don't turn us away.
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I was so counting
on your help.
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(crazed, echoing laughter)
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So much is at stake, you see.
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My poor Mary Jane...
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she'll be damned if you don't.
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I think she's damned already.
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(growling)
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I see the sign
of youth.
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A boy.
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Nasty little things.
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Oh, no. An animal,
a male animal.
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Well, I refuse to stay here
any longer and be insulted.
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You can't argue with
destiny, Ms. Brinkly.
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Oh, yes, I can.
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I'm the one who's
paying you the five dollars.
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(pig grunting)
Ugh! Disgusting!
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(snorting)
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Nora, I've got it knocked.
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(grunting)
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What in the world are
you doing with a pig?
(squeals)
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Oh! It's that exorcism
thing, isn't it?
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I found an incantation
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that'll drive the demon
right out of that little girl
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and straight
into this little piggy here.
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Think of it,
we'll save Mary Jane
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and achieve instant
financial security.
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Sure. It's about as good a bet
as all the others you've had.
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(groans)
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And about as rich as
this stuff has made us.
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Aw, come on, now,
don't start knocking this,
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uh, little tea room here.
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It's given us
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a good living
for the past five years.
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Besides, the work we're
doing here is important.
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Oh, like fun, it is!
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Stringing along a bunch
of old maids and housewives.
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Huh! We should have opened
a beauty shop,
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like Ethel down the street
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with the savings,
like I wanted to.
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We'd be serving
the same clientele,
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except we'd be doing
perms and dye jobs
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instead of work
with significance.
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You want to know
something significant?
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I haven't had a new winter coat
since we opened this place.
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Now, that's
significant!
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That's what I'm
trying to tell you.
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This exorcism is
the big payoff.
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The greatest challenge
to my career
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of the occult sciences.
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With enough money thrown in
to buy you a dozen fur coats
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and me a fancy new car.
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Just have faith in me, baby.
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Here we go,
piggy, piggy, piggy.
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Nice little piggy.
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Go put the hex sign
on the bed
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right there beside her hooves.
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You do it.
I can't.
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Can't you see
I'm holding this pig?
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Hurry up!
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(growling)
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Good. Now take the pen and draw
the pentangle on her forehead.
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I'll hold the pig.
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Oh, all right, here, hold him.
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Give me the pen.
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Remove the foul beast
from my presence.
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You dare come no closer!
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(growling)
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(loud growling)
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(wind howling)
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What now, hotshot?
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(wind rushing,
pig grunting and squealing)
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(loud clattering)
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NORA:
Jack, I'm gonna
kill you for this!
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(growling)
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(clattering)
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(growling)
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(squealing)
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(loud crash)
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(pig squealing)
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(squealing stops)
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(pig grunting quietly)
KNUDSEN:
Mr. Mills?
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Mrs. Mills?
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Is everything
all right?
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I was wondering if
I could come in.
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I baked some of Mary
Jane's favorite cookies.
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(echoing laughter)
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Hello?
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Oh, I don't believe it.
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Are you back at
that book again?
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You lose one battle,
you don't lose the war.
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Face it, Jack, you're
out of your league.
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Forget about
the $50,000.
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Go out and hustle up
some group readings.
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We need to recoup the
cost of the emergency
room treatment.
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You're mumbling
about nickels and dimes
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when there's $50,000 out there
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for the guy with
the guts to think big.
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Here, let me read you
something right here.
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It says there's this demon named
Gad who's the ruler
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of the underworld.
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All other demons must
heed his command.
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And here's the formula
for invoking him
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and binding him to your will.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about rousting
this Gad
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and getting him to command
the demon inside Mary Jane
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to take a hike.
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I've got to fight
fire with fire.
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Prepare yourself
for a major conflagration.
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I'm out of the exorcism business
as of yesterday.
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I'm staying home.
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Nora, you can't do that.
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I need an experienced assistant.
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Advertise.
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Oh, yeah? All right, I will.
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Who are you calling?
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The Penny Saver Press.
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Hello. I'd like to place an ad.
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Jack Mills
of the Tea Room.
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Jack, you are so ridiculous!
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Wanted: Assistant for exorcism.
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Experienced preferred.
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They're gonna put you away,
Jack.
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One night only.
$5,000
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salary.
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Jack Mills, you hang up
that phone.
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Cancel that ad,
do you hear me?
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You've had
your joke.
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Cancel that ad.
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(door creaks)
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00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,022
Why, isn't this lovely?
264
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,758
Oh, Mary Jane, it's so good
265
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,760
to see you playing
with your dolls again.
266
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,763
(growling)
267
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,731
(snaps fingers)
268
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:20,271
Oh, my, that was original.
269
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,906
Very creative.
270
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,342
(laughs)
271
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,744
Oh, God, let's get
this over with.
272
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,012
May I help?
273
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,114
Uh, yes, you and Nora take
some of these candles
274
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,849
and set them up
around the room.
275
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,185
There's some matches there.
276
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,689
(Mary Jane growling)
277
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,968
What new game is this?
278
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,136
Demon, your number's up.
279
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:56,473
Your ticket's punched.
You've met your match.
280
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,474
(growls)
281
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,644
Will you shut up?
282
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,578
Don't go getting her
angry again.
283
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,848
She's already wiped
the floor up with you once.
284
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,459
Are you sure you've got
this spell down right?
285
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,462
Yep. And here we go.
286
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,799
"Demon spirit, heed the call.
287
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,934
Your lord and master comes
to command you."
288
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:27,471
(demonic roar)
289
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,740
(deep voice):
Who calls me?!
290
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:30,741
Jack!
291
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,977
Oh, boy, this is great!
292
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,680
Who trifles with almighty Gad?!
293
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,048
(gasps)
294
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:42,953
Don't worry. Now is the time
we bend him to our will.
295
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,889
Gad will destroy!
296
00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:47,124
(laughs evilly)
297
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,826
All right, all right,
don't rush me.
298
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,862
NORA:
Jack!
299
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,598
JACK:
I can't read this paper.
It's pitch dark in here.
300
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,233
You have a light?
301
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,236
(Gad roaring)
302
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,305
(roaring ceases)
303
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,678
Well, Mrs. K,
that was a very good try.
304
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,847
One well worth repeating.
305
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,682
I'm sure the next time
306
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:12,884
we'll really accomplish
something.
307
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,687
(Mary Jane groaning
with Gad's voice)
308
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,860
(yawning)
309
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,932
GAD:
Not too bad.
310
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:32,569
A little short,
the wrong sex,
311
00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:35,138
but it'll do for a start.
312
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,008
Mary Jane?
313
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:42,446
I am Gad, the destroyer
and commander!
314
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,014
Aisha?
315
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:48,585
Aisha is here,
but she awaits my command.
316
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,455
AISHA:
Aisha Condisha waits on no one.
317
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,090
Gad, you blowhard.
318
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:56,026
Go find yourself
another body.
319
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,994
GAD:
Sleep, she devil!
320
00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,830
Gad commands you!
321
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:03,934
AISHA:
Be gone, whelp. You crowd me.
322
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,669
GAD:
You insignificant wench!
323
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:08,072
You only exist at my mercy!
324
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:12,742
AISHA:
Impotent worm! (laughs) I laugh
at your threats!
325
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,844
GAD:
Move over. Give me room.
326
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,047
AISHA:
Fool, there is none.
327
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,250
This mere girl is barely
sufficient for Aisha,
328
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,120
the queen of seductresses.
329
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,455
GAD:
Then leave!
330
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,557
AISHA:
Never! (laughs)
331
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,226
She's mine, all mine!
332
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,727
And I was here first.
333
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:37,434
(Gad and Aisha both laughing)
334
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,769
Oh, Mary Jane!
335
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:42,072
(roars, growls)
336
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,313
(classical music plays)
What exactly do you think
you're doing?
337
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,448
While you sit there doing
absolutely nothing
338
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,351
with a face as long
as a donkey's hind end,
339
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,287
I am dedicating
340
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,955
my entire
physical being
341
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,957
to the total defeat
342
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,661
of my client's supernatural
tormenters.
343
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,098
(panting)
344
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,266
Would you hand me that bottle
of water
345
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,568
by the phone, please?
346
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:19,676
Thank you.
347
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,511
You know
what this is?
348
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,947
Pure, unadulterated
spring water.
349
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,816
Full of natural power.
350
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,186
It's all I'm gonna eat
for an entire week.
351
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,555
You're gonna fast
for seven days?
352
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,624
(sighs)
353
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,058
Just this.
354
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,494
That I'll have to see
to believe.
355
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,862
Go ahead, scoff if you will.
356
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,632
But I have a major occult
situation under control.
357
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,732
Right here
and now.
358
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,701
Give it up, Jack.
You can't do it.
359
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:46,203
You haven't got it in you.
360
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,438
Oh, yes, I have.
And I'll bring it out.
361
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:52,243
I'll seek the power of every
oracular source in my knowledge
362
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:55,312
and I'll set that girl free.
363
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,758
KNUDSEN: Will there be any
equipment to prepare?
364
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,662
Candles or farm animals?
365
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,930
Nope. This time
we're operating
366
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:17,000
on pure spiritual power.
367
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:20,504
Mary Jane, Mary Jane.
368
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:29,046
(growls)
369
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,015
AISHA:
Who calls me?
370
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,751
GAD:
No one, witch! Be silent!
371
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,253
They seek Gad!
372
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:40,057
Demons of hell,
heed my spell.
373
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:44,695
Spirits of night,
fear my light.
374
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,734
Jack, you better
know what you're doing.
375
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,905
AISHA:
You've had it this time,
intruder.
376
00:17:54,940 --> 00:18:01,745
(growling)
377
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,582
(seething)
378
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,388
Now is the hour.
Ours is the power.
379
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,824
GAD:
Gad will destroy you!
380
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,960
Die!
381
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,295
(clattering)
382
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,963
Free this soul!
383
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,131
(shatters)
384
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,667
AISHA:
Hit him with everything
385
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,703
you've got, Gad!
386
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,471
GAD:
Die! Die!
387
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:30,273
Die! Die!
388
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,609
Die!
389
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,810
(shrieking)
390
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,979
(shattering)
391
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,281
What do you think
you're doing?!
392
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,683
I need your power
to fight them.
Concentrate.
393
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:40,717
Think of the money!
394
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,254
GAD:
Die!
395
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,156
Die!
396
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,759
Let me go, you idiot!
397
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,794
Die!
398
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,195
(shrieking)
399
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,329
Die!
400
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,332
(whimpering)
401
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,602
Get thee out!
Get thee out!
402
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,937
Get thee out!
403
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,105
AISHA:
No, no, never!
404
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,941
GAD:
No, no, never!
405
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,043
AISHA:
No, no, never!
406
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,646
GAD:
No, no, never!
407
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,849
Die!
(Aisha wailing)
408
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,017
Die!
409
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,485
(Aisha wailing)
410
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,889
Obey me!
Release this child!
411
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:22,826
(screams)
412
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:27,398
(thunderous crashing)
413
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,166
(electrical zapping)
414
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,935
(girl's voice):
Grammy?
415
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,604
Mary Jane!
416
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,208
Oh, Mary Jane!
417
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,943
Grammy, what happened?
418
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:42,879
Nothing. You've been
a little sick,
419
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:43,980
that's all, dear.
420
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:45,915
You're all better now.
421
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,517
Grammy, the room.
422
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:51,888
Oh, uh, just
a tiny earthquake, dear.
423
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:53,557
Don't worry about it.
424
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:57,093
I'll call the decorator
first thing in the morning.
425
00:19:57,128 --> 00:19:59,563
Who are those
people, Grammy?
426
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:02,566
Our dear friends,
Mr. and Mrs. Mills.
427
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,602
It's they that got
you well, dear.
428
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,204
How can I ever
thank you
429
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,073
for giving me back
my grandchild?
430
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,175
(Gad and Aisha growl)
431
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:15,912
Mr. Mills, Mrs. Mills,
are you all right?
432
00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:18,515
AISHA:
I am not Mr. Mills.
433
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,117
I am Aisha Condisha.
434
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,218
I am she
435
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,053
who rules
and devours men.
436
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,254
Mr. Mills is not here.
437
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,256
I have sent him
far away.
438
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:30,127
Oh, my, Mrs. Mills,
I'm so sorry.
439
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,862
GAD:
I am Gad, the destroyer
and commander.
440
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,466
Aisha is here, but
she awaits my command.
441
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:39,536
Grammy, what's going on?
442
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,271
Oh, it's nothing, dear.
443
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,940
I'm sure it'll be all right.
444
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,374
AISHA: What am I
doing in here?
445
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,809
I wanted
the woman's body.
446
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,412
Are you never
content, witch?
447
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:49,880
This sorry excuse
for a body
448
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,048
is no good to the queen
of seductresses.
449
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,850
Shut up and
close the door!
450
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,286
I don't like this body.
451
00:20:56,321 --> 00:21:00,290
It's better than the
one you had. (laughs)
452
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:12,836
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
453
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,806
Waiting for us to enter.
454
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,676
Waiting to enter us.
455
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:25,515
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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