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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(tape rewinding)
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(bright, synthesizer-driven
pop music playing)
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ANNOUNCER (over speaker):
Hello, America.
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You're listening
to Talk Radio 970, T-A-L-K.
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(music stops, door closes)
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ANNOUNCER:
Stay tuned for Mandrake,
the Devil's Advocate,
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on Talk Radio 970, T-A-L-K.
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MAN:
I give up.
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There's a dead guy
in my car tonight.
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Right inside my parking lot,
inside my building,
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a dead guy.
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Right inside my car,
in the front seat,
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behind the steering wheel.
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You believe that?
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Probably some wino
or some freak
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that OD'd-- I don't know.
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Maybe... Maybe they mugged him.
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I don't know.
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I don't care;
that's not the point.
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The point is, he's right there,
inside my parking lot,
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inside my
tight-security building.
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So, I call the cops.
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Right?
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A half an hour it takes them
to get there.
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A half an hour!
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I say, "Hey, I'm on the air
at 12:00!"
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They say they don't care
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if I'm going to make
the Gettysburg Address.
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I say, "I haven't missed
a broadcast in 13 years,
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"and I'm supposed to miss
a broadcast because this wino
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"can't find a better place
to croak
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than behind the front wheel
of my car?"
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ANNOUNCER:
It's time now for Talk Radio
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970's Mandrake,
the Devil's Advocate.
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Idiots-- they're all idiots.
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They can't get better jobs,
so they become cops.
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So, because they're cops,
I'm supposed
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to kiss their badges?
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Hello.
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It's midnight again, and this
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is Mandrake,
the Devil's Advocate,
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and I'm on a rampage tonight,
so, uh,
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if you're calling in,
you better think twice.
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It's raining here
where I am, and I, uh...
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I had to walk
to the studio tonight,
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because they found a dead guy
in my car.
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Do you believe that?
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Now, the cops start to hassle me
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because they think I'm the guy
who killed this dead guy.
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So, now, I'm on a rampage
against cops.
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Come on, anybody want
to talk about cops?
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Come on, call in.
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I'll tell you what I think
about cops.
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Exactly how I think.
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No-holds-barred,
no punches pulled about cops,
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(phone ringing)
about anything and everything.
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Hello, this is Mandrake.
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Where are you calling from?
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WOMAN:
Oh... hello?
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I'm calling from Cincinnati.
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You want to talk
about cops?
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Oh... (chuckles)
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No, no, I want
to talk about, uh...
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About what?
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Come on, Cincinnati.
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Don't waste my time.
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Well, yeah, yeah, this...
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this thing with no jobs...
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"This thing with no jobs"?
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It's called unemployment.
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Yeah, so what?
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W-Well, my husband worked
for 24 years in the same job.
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Now they laid him off.
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What did your husband do
for 24 years?
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He's a steamfitter.
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A steamfitter for 24 years?
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I wouldn't be a steamfitter
for 24 minutes!
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He's lucky he's lost his job.
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Go on out and celebrate,
why don't you?
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Go on out and have yourself
a fancy dinner
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with French wine and escargot.
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Don't worry about the bills.
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I'll be paying for it.
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Me and the other suckers
out there
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who have good jobs,
who support the welfare system.
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Welcome to welfare, lady.
Enjoy.
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(crying):
Oh, I knew I shouldn't
have called you.
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Then why did you?
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A neighbor lady
talked me into it.
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Neighbor lady?
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What, does this neighbor lady
run your life for you?
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You do everything this neighbor
lady tells you to do?
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(crying):
You can't talk to me like this.
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I'm a human being.
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Yeah, well, I'm a human being,
too, madam.
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A human being who's fed up
with the human condition!
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(phone ringing)
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Call me back when
you've decided
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to do something
meaningful
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with what's left
of your life.
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I give up.
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(music playing)
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ANNOUNCER:
You're listening to Mandrake,
the Devil's Advocate,
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on 970, T-A-L-K.
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MANDRAKE:
I'm a human being, too.
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As much as I don't want
to be, I am.
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I'm a human being.
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(phone ringing)
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Hello, this is Mandrake,
the Devil's Advocate.
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What's your beef?
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ANNOUNCER:
You're tuned to Mandrake,
the Devil's Advocate.
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Call 687-TALK.
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MAN:
We keep spending
all this money on weapons,
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and pretty soon,
you and your family
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won't have anything to eat.
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I don't have a
family anymore,
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and I grow my own
vegetables, Nebraska.
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I take care of myself.
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I see what's coming,
and I prepare for it.
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I don't get caught with
my pants down, like you farmers.
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We're going to save the farmers,
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save the railroads,
save the jobs in steel!
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I give up.
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(line clicks)
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Get out of my life.
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You're talking
to the Devil's Advocate.
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MAN:
Yeah, Mandrake.
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What I really wanted to know...
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Where are you calling from, sir?
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Yeah, I'm calling
from Pittsburgh.
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And you're out of work,
too, right?
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No, I got a job.
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I'm on a job right now.
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I'm calling from my job.
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I'm a watchman.
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What is it that you watch?
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Listen, I just...
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How can you stand it, sir?
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What?
Watching.
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Watching while other people
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go through life having it all.
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Yeah, I know, but, look...
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No "but," sir.
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People have it better than you--
much, much better--
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and you stand there and watch?
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What, are there nothing
but losers out there today?
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One after another,
every call I get... losers!
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Who you calling a loser?
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What is the world coming to?
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Nothing but losers anymore?
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You people make me sick.
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You have every advantage today.
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Electronic, digital,
hot-and-cold running lives
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with modern science
at your fingertips,
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and you watch?
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Losers!
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All of you out there, losers!
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Hey, I'll tell you what.
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You're the loser
in my book, Mandrake.
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How do you like that?
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A four-dollar-an-hour watchman,
and he calls me a loser!
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That's right--
I've been listening
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to you for a long time,
and you've gone real sour.
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I'll tell you what.
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You're just a working stiff
like the rest of us.
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Otherwise, how come you
sitting there listening to me?
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I'm not listening to you;
you're listening to me.
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The difference is,
I can turn you off.
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They make you sit there.
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You got to sit there
and stay on the phone.
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Aren't you losing faith, sir?
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All that watching you're doing.
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Watching the parade go by
while your loved ones
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have their lungs scalded
by spilled chemical gases.
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While politicians use your sweat
to buy limousines.
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While surgeons slice you open
unnecessarily
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and remove
your perfectly good organs.
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While your brothers
are sliced down in the streets
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by cocaine dealers
with mansions in Mexico!
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Aren't you losing faith?
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And after the world kicks you
in the teeth all day,
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you tune in at night so you
can get kicked some more by me?
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I give up.
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I give up.
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Yeah, it sounds like you
did give up, Mandrake.
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You used to have some sympathy.
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Now it's like you're...
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just down on everything.
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Down on everything and everyone.
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Yes, I give up.
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I give up.
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I can't stand it anymore!
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More red lights
and whining voices.
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Do you think you have
a personal exclusive on tragedy?
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My mother di...
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My mother died
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in a fireball
on the side of a mountain
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because somebody
sold counterfeit lugs
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to an airline for
a buck-seventy-five apiece.
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My father died
in a union picket line.
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My wife... has been in a coma
for three years
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because some technician
gave her a general anesthetic
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too soon after she
ate her last supper.
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My son was the only
passenger killed
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when a car full
of drunken teenagers
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hit a pothole that should
have been repaired
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by one of you idiots out there
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and skidded into a tree!
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Yeah... well...
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I just called to tell you
what I thought.
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What you thought?
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You mean you actually
thought, sir?
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Once? More than once?
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How many times
did you think, sir?
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I hope it wasn't too taxing.
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You're a louse, Mandrake.
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You've turned real sour.
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And I ain't gonna
tune you in anymore.
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This is it for me
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and I've been listening
to you for a long time.
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You call yourself
the Devil's Advocate.
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Well, you sound more
like the Devil himself!
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I hope everybody
stops listening to you
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and I hope people
stop calling in!
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And you have to just sit there,
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wherever you are, and rot
till the end of time!
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(line clicks,
dial tone drones)
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They'll never stop listening
to me, Watchman.
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They can't tune me out!
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They're drawn to me!
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Drawn like moths to a flame.
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I say the things
they wish they could say.
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The Hyde to these ineffective
Jekylls who stay up all night
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to hear me speak their minds!
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They can't tune me out!
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They'll always be there.
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Well, it's time
for a commercial.
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But the engineer
seems to be on a break.
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That's okay with me.
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The sponsors have
plenty of money.
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And you suckers out there
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will buy their worthless
products anyway,
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commercial or no.
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You're talking to
the Devil's Advocate.
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Where you calling from?
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WOMAN (staticky):
Hello?
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You're on the air.
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00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,500
(staticky):
Hel... ?
257
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,303
Hello?
258
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,605
Turn your radio down, ma'am.
259
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,808
How many times
must I tell you people
260
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:27,044
to turn your radio down
when you call?
261
00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:32,282
Radio? Oh, no,
I don't have a radio.
262
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:35,453
What's your problem, lady?
263
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:38,255
Speak up or hang up.
264
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,356
Hang up?
265
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,124
Yes, hang up.
266
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:46,797
Unless you have something
to say, hang up the telephone.
267
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,766
Oh, dear me, no.
268
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:53,136
The nearest telephone
is down at Prichard's store.
269
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,674
People don't have telephones
in their homes, Mr. Mandrake.
270
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,811
Not even in 1922.
271
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,615
How are you hearing me?
272
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,916
You do hear me, don't you?
273
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,385
WOMAN (staticky):
Oh, yes, I hear you.
274
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,322
How are you managing that,
ma'am, without a radio
275
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,924
and without a telephone?
276
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,758
I don't know.
277
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,327
But I am hearing you
278
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:19,963
and I don't like what I hear.
279
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,498
I don't blame you.
280
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,067
The signal must be terrible.
281
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,336
Tell me, how am I coming in?
282
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,571
On your orthodontia,
your corset ribbing,
283
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,241
a hanger you left
inside your dress?
284
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,077
I don't understand.
285
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:37,348
I only understand that
you're rude and overbearing
286
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,585
and I felt compelled to speak.
287
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,887
MAN:
Hello, Mandrake.
288
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,388
You're on the air,
where are you calling from?
289
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,357
Well, uh, I'm in New Mexico.
290
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,225
What the hell do we need
a new Mexico for?
291
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,826
The old one is raunchy enough.
292
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,662
I think we should get our
boys out of Spanish America.
293
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,231
The man just heard the news.
294
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,565
What's the matter, New Mexico?
295
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,001
Don't you know a good
old-fashioned
296
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,003
mountain war's
good for the economy?
297
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,271
Ah, President Wilson's a madman
298
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,374
if he thinks this
punitive expedition
299
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,942
is gonna do anything
for the USA.
300
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,278
I think the whole thing
is just a dress rehearsal
301
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,713
for the war in Europe.
302
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:11,915
What is this,
the inmate's night out?
303
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:15,319
Hello, this is Mandrake,
the Devil's Advocate.
304
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,654
Where are you calling from,
the Middle Ages?
305
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:20,324
MAN:
I'd like to talk
about the concentration camps.
306
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,592
The Nazis...
(click)
307
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,361
Hello, this is Mandrake.
308
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,030
WOMAN:
You're evil, Mandrake.
309
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,399
What is the date
on your newspaper, ma'am?
310
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,533
My newspaper?
311
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:30,600
Why?
312
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:31,635
What is the date?
313
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,070
What is today's date?
314
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,105
Are these questions
too tough for you?
315
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,240
Why, it's June 17,
316
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,975
nineteen hundred
and sixty-seven.
317
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,610
Do you need the time of day?
(click)
318
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,046
What is this, a conspiracy?
319
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,881
What, are you loonies out there
trying to gang up on me?
320
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,750
They're ganging...
321
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,109
What's going on?
322
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,278
What's going on here?
323
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,779
Hello... hello.
324
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,080
I want an outside line.
325
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,081
WOMAN (recorded):
We're sorry...
326
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,115
Hello, hello!
327
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,218
I want an outside line!
328
00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:24,388
These lines are intended
for incoming calls only.
329
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,389
(phones ringing)
330
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,390
MAN:
Mandrake.
331
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,391
WOMAN:
Mandrake.
332
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,459
MAN:
Hello.
333
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:29,593
WOMAN:
Hello.
334
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,794
MAN:
Hello.
335
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,496
WOMAN:
Mandrake... hello, Mandrake.
336
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,467
(Mandrake screams, yells)
337
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,768
MAN:
Hello, Mandrake.
338
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:38,802
Hello?
339
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,204
Mandrake.
340
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,173
(overlapping voices saying
"Hello, Mandrake")
341
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,383
(voices stop,
phones continue ringing)
342
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,764
Oh, my...
343
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,300
Oh...
344
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:15,405
DEEP MALE VOICE:
Mandrake.
345
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,242
Hello.
346
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,310
Mandrake.
347
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,049
Hello, hello.
348
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,255
(eerie wind whistling)
349
00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:37,594
Mandrake.
350
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,697
Mandrake.
351
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,703
(anxious gasp)
352
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:50,774
I thought you never whined,
Mandrake.
353
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,445
I thought you made the best
of things, no matter what.
354
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,447
(sinister laughter)
355
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,351
Who...
356
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,321
Who are you?
357
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,323
I'm your boss.
358
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,295
My... boss?
359
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,464
That's right.
360
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,134
Just calling to tell you
what a wonderful job
361
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:21,105
you've done
these past 13 years.
362
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,677
"What a wonderful job"?
363
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:30,648
I couldn't have asked
for a better advocate.
364
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,416
Why, you've made
more people
365
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:36,687
turn to me than I could have
ever possibly hoped for.
366
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,723
(sinister laughter)
367
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,029
(laughter continues)
368
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:50,634
I made people turn to you?
369
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,637
(sinister laughter)
370
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,777
Sorry I had to deal you
such a rough hand, Mandrake.
371
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,182
Your wife, your kid.
372
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,385
Your mom and dad.
373
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,387
Mom?
374
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,657
Dad?
375
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:17,027
Listen, I don't blame you
for giving up, Mandrake.
376
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,362
Giving up?
377
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,297
I don't blame you at all.
378
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:24,068
If you hadn't given up, I would
have promoted you myself.
379
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,202
Promoted me?
380
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,770
But I didn't have to.
381
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,605
You gave up on your own.
382
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,007
Perfect timing.
383
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:33,410
I really needed somebody
in this new slot.
384
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,545
New... slot?
385
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,982
(Morse code beeping)
386
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,916
Oh... just a moment.
387
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,219
There's a news bulletin
coming through.
388
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,021
Sorry, Mandrake,
389
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,690
but we have to interrupt
this broadcast for a moment.
390
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:47,824
(man clearing throat)
391
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,226
REPORTER:
Luther Mandrake,
392
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,329
known to radio listeners
as the Devil's Advocate,
393
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,464
was found dead tonight
behind the wheel
394
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,867
of his Rolls-Royce,
in the parking lot
395
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,036
beneath his lavish
apartment building
396
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,171
on the city's Nob Hill.
397
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,641
Known for his insulting rhetoric
and abrasive style,
398
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,044
Mandrake, hated by so many
of his listeners,
399
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,680
is undoubtedly
still taking calls,
400
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:13,984
if not at that Great Switchboard
in the Sky,
401
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,719
then down below,
where he belongs.
402
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,721
(sinister laughter)
403
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:22,192
(swing music playing)
404
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,195
(phones ringing)
405
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,692
(phones continue ringing)
406
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,605
(sinister laughter)
407
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,175
Hello, this is Mandrake.
408
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,110
Where are you calling from?
409
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,378
WOMAN: I'm calling from nineteen
hundred and forty-seven.
410
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,480
-MAN: I'm calling from 1921.
-WOMAN: ...1952...
411
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,282
MANDRAKE:
You're talking to the Devil's Advocate.
412
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,518
Where are you calling from, sir?
413
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,153
WOMAN:
1926.
414
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,422
MANDRAKE:
This is Mandrake, the Devil's Advocate.
415
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,692
MAN:
I'm calling from 1930.
416
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,961
MANDRAKE:
One after another, every call I get... losers!
417
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,463
They'll always be there.
418
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,231
You're talking to the Devil's Advocate.
419
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,533
(overlapping voices continue)
Listeners.
420
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,636
Callers.
421
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:41,772
They'll always be there.
422
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,307
Forever...
423
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,143
and ever.
424
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,778
MANDRAKE:
I give up.
425
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,383
(Mandrake's and callers' voices
overlapping, phones ringing)
426
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,390
(sobbing)
427
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:12,569
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
428
00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:15,105
Waiting for us to enter.
429
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,341
Waiting to enter us.
430
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:24,581
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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