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Tales From the Darkside #124
"Grandma's Last Wish
"Closed Captioned
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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(lively big band music plays)
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� �
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(snoring)
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(door opens)
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It's me!
(door slams shut)
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I'm home, Mom!
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What's for
dinner?!
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Who said something?
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Mom!
Greta?
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Greta, is that you?
Mom!
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Mom!
Come tell me
about your day at school.
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Where are you?
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Grandma,
where's Mom?
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Huh?
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Where's Mom?!
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I can't hear you
over the music.
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Where is Mom?!
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Yes! I got my hair
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done yesterday.
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(door opens)
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Ten, eleven, twelve.
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Did you make it
around the yard, Mom?
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(phone rings)
I'll get it.
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No, I'll get it!
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Hello, Rawlins
residence.
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Mom, I'm waiting
for a call.
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May, I didn't see any olives
in the cupboard.
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Hello, Doris, have they come
to wreck your home yet?
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I looked in the refrigerator,
too.
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You mean there's
a bulldozer in
your front yard?
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Well, I'd get the kids
out of the house.
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(laughing):
Oh, that's an idea
worth thinking about.
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GRETA:
Mom, I'm waiting
for a call.
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(May laughs)
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MAY:
Are you sure? No!
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You are kidding.
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Okay, sure.
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When?
(groans)
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I'm going to watch
Aerobic Action!
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Greta, don't you dare
turn on that TV!
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I want my own phone!
Suzy has her own phone!
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You should take serious
dancing lessons, pumpkin.
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You inherited talent.
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Oh, my God.
Grandma.
That's right.
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I couldn't have been
an important dancer
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for Florence Ziegfeld
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if I hadn't had dancing
lessons, pumpkin.
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Yes, I can hear
it bulldozing.
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I cannot
believe this!
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Do you know how primo it is
to talk to Buzz?!
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I can hear
it bulldozing!
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It's unfair!
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Greta, I've told your father
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I would pay
for your dancing lessons.
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I remember.
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May, you remember
I told you that.
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Grandma, shh.
I'm on the phone.
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Well, she shouldn't
be swinging on bars
like a monkey.
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She inherited
talent.
(loud rock music begins playing)
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Greta, turn down that music!
(turns down music)
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Right. Call me back after
the kitchen's been demolished.
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Are you off?
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Yes, young lady.
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May, did you put the olives
in another cupboard?
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Why don't you
call Buzz?
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That way you don't have
to wait for his call.
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I can't call a boy.
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Grandma, you left the water
running in the bathroom again.
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Why are they in the bathroom?
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And you used up
all the paper towels
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and you forgot
to tell me.
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(phone rings)
It's Buzz!
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Hello, Rawlins
residence.
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Sally!
(high-pitched scream)
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How's the root canal?
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You heard what I said
about the dancing lessons.
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Grandma, I'm on the phone.
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Why don't you watch TV?
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(rock music becomes louder)
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Sally, I told you
not to cut corners.
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You should've gone
to a real dentist.
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(music playing)
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Greta!
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Greta Rawlins, turn down
that music right now,
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or you don't have the use
of this phone all night!
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(turns down music)
Of course,
what else?
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(laughing)
Me, too.
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No. Uh-huh.
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Yeah? Oh,
you're kidding.
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(laughing)
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(game show plays loudly on TV)
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MAN:
So it's 5-3,
and Jared is our new champion.
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(applause on TV)
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So let's keep our fingers
crossed as Sharon joins me...
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Grandma!
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Must you play the TV so loudly!
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I'm on the phone!
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Where are
your slippers?
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You're going to
catch your death.
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Summer's here, Mom.
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The rotten board
on the porch
is a death trap.
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I almost fell
rumpside yesterday.
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I'll fix it.
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It's not fun
being old, son.
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You worry
about things.
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Now, just yesterday...
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I'll fix the
porch Saturday.
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I'm not complaining but a
rotten board is like a...
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Eat your bran.
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Mom, you got to
get off my back.
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I'm your mother,
that's where I belong.
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GRETA:
Good morning.
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You coming to my gymnastics
meet, Saturday, Dad?
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Oh, my God.
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Who are you?
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Whoo! I am Greta.
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Call the doctor.
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Grandma! I'll tell you
about my routine.
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You're not going outside
dressed like that.
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Why not?
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Think of the traffic.
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Grandma!
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I go from a walkover,
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to a back leap
onto the bar,
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three revolutions. Whoo!
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What happened
to your hair?
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Like it?
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Did you sleep hanging
from the ceiling?
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It's a look.
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What?
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A look.
You know, a style.
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I can't hear you, speak up.
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You're supposed to
be eating your bran.
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Dad, she is always
telling me what to do.
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When I was your age, I never
thought about being old.
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I can't take her
anymore, Dad.
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Morning, troops.
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Greta, that outfit.
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Geez!
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May, there was no
lettuce for my sandwich.
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Did you buy
lettuce yesterday?
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No, Grandma, I told
you that last night.
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No lettuce,
I forgot.
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Son, you better fix
the front porch.
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FRANK:
Sure, Mom.
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May, it's all right
about the lettuce.
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I know you have
a lot on your mind.
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Grandma, use your walker.
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Grandma!
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(grunts)
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FRANK:
Ma!
(cries out)
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Grandma,
are you all right?
Grandma?!
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Are you
okay, Mom?
I'm all right.
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GRANDMA:
Sometimes you don't see things
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before it's too late.
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Please.
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My legs aren't what
they used to be.
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I used to be a dancer
for Billy Rose.
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And he said...
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Greta, you're going to
be late for school.
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GRETA:
Are you going
to tell her now?
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Bye, honey.
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Oh, what's that,
eau de horse manure?
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It's called
Country Lane.
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I like it.
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I thought I
smelled something.
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GRETA:
Bye, Grandma.
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I didn't see any tomato
juice in the refrigerator.
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Mom, you remember what
we've been talking about?
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I don't care about the tomato
juice or-or the lettuce.
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MAY:
Grandma...
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Look, a whole
tub of butter.
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Isn't that nice?
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Mom...
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I'd go to the store myself,
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but those ninnies won't
let me drive anymore.
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We think it would
be a good idea...
No!
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...to talk to the people
who run the...
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May, you know
I like olives.
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Did I leave my toothbrush
in your bed?
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No, Grandma.
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Maybe I took it to the garbage.
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I was looking for toothpaste.
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Someone's coming to talk
to you tonight, Mom.
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Son...
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We want you to listen
to what he's got to say.
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(slide projector whirring,
piano playing upbeat tune)
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MAN:
Oh. Everyone's happy
at Tranquil Gardens.
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Ah.
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You'll get tired of smiling.
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MAY:
Oh!
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(May laughs)
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How are your smiling muscles,
Mrs...
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Rawlins?
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In good shape?
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We'll really give them
a good workout.
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Yes, sirree.
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Can I call you Grandma?
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MAY:
Oh, it looks like fun!
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Such fun.
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I assume you'll want
the deluxe studio apartment.
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Private bath and Muzak.
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We have every popular tune
from 1930 on.
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Plus...
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a recreation room
with your name on it.
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Oh!
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Rack 'em up, Grandma.
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You'll love
living with us
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at Tranquil
Gardens, Grandma.
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Could I have some lights,
please?
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(piano music stops)
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Sounds good.
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What do you think, Mom?
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MAN:
You can get cable TV
for a little extra fee.
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Room service.
Oh!
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Extra.
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And a nurse comes in
once a day
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just to see
if you're still...
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Kicking?
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Hey, Grandma,
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none of that.
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It's a humdinger of a place.
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I call the place
humdinger heaven.
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And it's all yours
for just, uh, $649.99 a month.
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Meals extra,
laundry extra,
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medical extra.
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Refrigerator $12 a month extra,
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and pay toilets.
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(laughing):
Oh, no.
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Just kidding.
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Just kidding.
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Oh.
A little joke.
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(weak laughter)
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Plumbing's free.
Yeah.
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Aren't you glad
you found us?
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Sign here.
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You'll love it.
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I could pick you up,
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uh... a week from tonight.
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Oh. Good.
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Well, sounds like
a terrific place.
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A humdinger.
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Uh, let's make this last week
together really special.
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Oh, good idea.
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What shall we do?
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FRANK:
Whatever you
want, Mom.
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You name it.
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Grandma?
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FRANK:
Tell us what you want.
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(laughs)
I know, I know,
I know, I know.
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Make a wish.
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A wish.
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Yeah, Grandma,
make a wish.
263
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,094
And we'll do everything
we can to grant your wish.
264
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,800
Do you have one?
265
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,472
I have a wish.
266
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,707
Oh, isn't that
wonderful?
267
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,311
What is it?
268
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:56,914
How can we grant it if you
don't tell us what it is?
269
00:11:56,949 --> 00:12:00,084
GRANDMA:
I have a wish.
270
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,756
You know what I kept
of yours, Harry?
271
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,894
Besides the boxer shorts?
272
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,935
Your belief in me.
273
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,207
Isn't this
a beautiful shine?
274
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,309
Mom, when was Richard
Nixon president?
275
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,177
When I was pregnant
with you.
276
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,479
That's why you're so weird.
277
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,781
What was Watergate?
278
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,317
I could do a commercial
for this wax.
279
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:38,923
Isn't this a beautiful shine?
280
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,090
Mom, what was...
281
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,125
(shrieks)
282
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,059
(body thuds)
283
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,128
Mom?!
284
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,264
Oh, my ankle.
285
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,598
Are you okay?
286
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,167
Let me help you.
287
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,502
(yells)
288
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:53,604
(yells louder)
289
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,439
I hope it's just a sprain.
290
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:57,908
(gasps)
291
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,544
Did you hurt
yourself, May?
292
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,516
(on TV): The first contestant
to get five correct answers
(phone ringing)
293
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,952
without a miss, will get
a chance to go the limit.
(May grunts)
294
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,087
If you guess incorrectly
at any time,
295
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,989
your score will return
to zero
296
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,423
and you'll have to start
a new series
297
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,493
of five correct answers.
Oh!
298
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,127
Your opponent will receive
one point...
(ringing continues)
299
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:20,865
Greta, answer the phone!
300
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,667
(bell dinging on game show)
301
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,067
(ringing stops)
302
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,803
Then we'll have a winner
who'll play our solo game.
(groans)
303
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,938
I'm practicing.
304
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,107
Well, when you get to be
my age, young lady...
305
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,343
Oh, what are you,
10,000 years old?
306
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:35,613
(phone rings)
307
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,714
Yeah, hello.
308
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,515
Oh...
309
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:41,318
Hi, Buzz.
310
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,653
Greta!
311
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:48,292
You have got to fix
that loose step on the porch.
312
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,495
I practically fell rumpside
and killed myself this morning.
313
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,564
You sound like my mother.
314
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,202
Did you buy the groceries?
315
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,672
I forgot.
316
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,976
Whoo! Dad, I want to show you
my new routine.
317
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,978
Watch this. Whoo!
318
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,012
Oh!
319
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,013
What'd you do?
320
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,081
Greta, freeze!
321
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,250
Pumpkin.
322
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,818
My neck...
323
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,653
I must've pulled something.
324
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,322
Weird.
325
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,890
This is weird.
326
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,863
Who wants more milk?
327
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,398
I need it
for my foot.
328
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,766
Greta, you should
have some calcium.
329
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,936
It feels like ten million
little fingers
330
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,704
are pulling one muscle this way,
331
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,906
and 20 billion thousand fingers
332
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,775
are pulling that muscle
another way.
333
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,210
It's weird.
334
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,746
At least I'm not throwing up
or anything.
335
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:45,882
How can such disgusting words
come out of such a sweet face?
336
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,451
I'm not sweet.
337
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,086
I'm interesting.
338
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,220
Ow!
339
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,590
Greta Tallulah
Jane Rawlins.
340
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,091
Don't call me that!
341
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,727
There is nothing wrong
with being sweet.
342
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,163
My feet are fine.
How are your feet?
343
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,764
Mine hurt.
344
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,399
(phone ringing)
345
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,601
Frank, get that,
will you, honey?
346
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,604
If Buzz knew my middle name
was Tallulah, I'd die.
347
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,774
I'd check into a hospital,
hook myself up to a machine,
348
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,709
pull the plug and die.
349
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,910
Greta!
350
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,280
Tallulah was one
of my best friends.
351
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,149
I helped keep her skirt down
at parties.
352
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:22,619
Oh, my foot is starting
to throb.
353
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,922
Well, Dr. Johnson said
that at my age, it should mend.
354
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,224
Would you pass the
carrots, please?
355
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,627
Greta, close your mouth
when you chew.
356
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,496
It'll mend slowly,
but it'll mend.
357
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,765
Are those carrots or peas, May?
358
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,333
They're orange.
359
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,934
I like peas.
360
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,871
Mom, I'm not wearing
one of those things.
361
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,606
I'll look like an alien.
362
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,808
Well, you do your best
to look like one anyway.
363
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,643
Dr. Johnson is coming
to check your neck.
364
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:50,013
I'm not wearing one
of those things!
365
00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:51,715
How are you feeling, Mom?
366
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,417
Fine, son, fine.
367
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,852
I'm glad your fine, Mom.
368
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:58,188
I wouldn't want all three of my
girls to be down in the dumps.
369
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,357
Don't worry
about a thing, May.
370
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,426
I'm going to take care
of all the dishes.
371
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,930
Are you sure?
372
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,667
(Frank screams,
dishes clattering)
373
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,905
(birds chirping)
374
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,982
What was it you
wanted, Grandma?
375
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,017
Tea, sugar?
376
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,753
Salt.
377
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,890
(screams)
378
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,425
What is it?
379
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,228
Look at my hands.
380
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,229
I'm looking.
381
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,432
Age spots.
382
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,400
There and there
and there!
383
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,270
My God, I'm only 40 years old.
384
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,571
FRANK:
They look like
big freckles.
385
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:53,043
They're huge, ugly liver spots
on my hands!
386
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,778
It's disgusting.
387
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,346
They look like freckles.
388
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:57,714
What's the big deal?
389
00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,450
Go to the drugstore
and get me some
vanishing cream.
390
00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:02,453
I've gotta fix
the washing machine.
391
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,088
Are you a ninny?!
392
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,389
I can't drive
with this foot!
393
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,925
Pumpkin, settle down.
394
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,426
Don't you pumpkin me!
395
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,961
I'm getting old
and ugly,
396
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,230
and all you can do
is call me pumpkin?!
397
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,431
(screams)
398
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,669
Would you like some coffee, son?
399
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,848
It's not gonna be
in here, Mom,
400
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,151
but you can look.
401
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,155
There it is!
402
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,424
Grandma's favorite blanket.
403
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,527
How in the dickens
did that get up there?
404
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,163
(metallic clanking,
Frank screams)
405
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,866
Frank!
406
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,001
Honey!
407
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:53,504
Oh, talk to me.
408
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,139
Huh?
409
00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:57,941
Greta, call
Dr. Johnson.
410
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,110
Ask him if he'll run
across the street.
411
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,144
Greta!
412
00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:02,178
What?!
413
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,180
Call Dr. Johnson!
414
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,282
Honey...
415
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,684
What is your name, son?
416
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,252
See if he knows who he is.
417
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,154
What?
418
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,454
Ask him his name.
419
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,857
I can't understand you.
Speak up.
420
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,493
Ask him his name!
421
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:19,262
Honey, how...
how do you feel?
422
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,364
Hello?
423
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,698
Sometimes you don't see things
424
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:22,632
until it's too late.
425
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,434
Is Dr. Johnson there?
426
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,703
You look bad, son.
427
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:27,671
What?
428
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:28,672
What?
429
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,774
Do you know
who I am?
430
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,510
Oh, Dr. Johnson, can you come
over right away?
431
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,546
My father has a hibachi
on his head.
432
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,048
Mom, he's coming
right over!
433
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,049
What?!
434
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,985
Listen up, why don't ya?!
435
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:42,619
What?!
436
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,822
Oh, my God.
437
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,394
FRANK:
Our last evening together.
438
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,495
To Grandma.
439
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,431
ALL:
To Grandma.
440
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,000
Mom, you never did tell us
about your wish.
441
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,069
We wanted to do
442
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,238
something special for you.
443
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,806
We really did.
444
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:06,943
FRANK:
Remember when
I was 12, Mom,
445
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,679
and you were working
on Broadway,
446
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,615
and I snuck backstage?
447
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,982
MAY:
Did somebody see
448
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,951
my toothbrush
this morning?
449
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:18,555
I remember I snuck backstage
when I was ten.
450
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,490
GRETA:
You said you were 12.
451
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,593
And-And Gertrude Lawrence...
452
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,828
It was Fanny Brice.
453
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:28,698
Greta, did you take
my toothbrush?
454
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:29,933
Lawrence!
455
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:30,934
Brice.
456
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:34,371
I... can't remember.
457
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,240
It was me.
458
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,376
I'd finally made it.
459
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:44,982
Mr. Rose sent me flowers
every night.
460
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:49,920
You snuck backstage
to watch me from the wings.
461
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,288
(chuckles)
462
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,424
I was the toast of the town.
463
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:55,592
Frank,
464
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,561
you said to me...
465
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,130
"Mama," I said,
466
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:04,268
"you're more beautiful
than Greta Garbo."
467
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,003
(humming gentle melody)
468
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:19,416
I-I feel...
469
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,118
Weird.
470
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,552
This is weird.
471
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:27,757
I remember
when I was a little girl.
472
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,793
I remember...
473
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,295
When I was little.
474
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:35,398
(humming continues)
475
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,600
(doorbell rings)
476
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,602
I'll get it.
477
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,706
Use your walker.
478
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,251
Hi, Grandma.
479
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:56,920
Today's your lucky day, huh?
480
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:59,022
I suppose it is.
481
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,623
Yes.
482
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,492
Does the family want
to say good-bye?
483
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,463
Maybe they might like
to come with me
484
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:09,032
to humdinger heaven.
485
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,553
GRANDMA:
What do you know.
486
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,258
Wishes can come true.
487
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,262
(lively big band music plays)
488
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,681
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
489
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,550
Waiting for us to enter.
490
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,520
Waiting to enter us.
491
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:09,893
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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