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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(alarm buzzing)
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Let's see what kind of day
this is going to be.
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(clicks remote)
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Oh!
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I know I put two packs
in here last night.
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Come on.
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(clicks)
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(clicking)
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Oh, come on.
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(clicks)
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Am I crazy, or did
I buy two packs last night,
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put them in there?
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Except I didn't put them
in there
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because they're not there.
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So what did I do
with the carton?
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(clicks)
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I know what's the matter
with me this morning.
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I've got to get my heart started
without having a cigarette.
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(clicking)
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What's the matter with you?
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(clears throat)
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No hot water.
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No cigarettes.
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No Jane Pauley.
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Maybe I should
just go back to bed.
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(percolating)
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(sighs)
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Oh!
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On the windowsill.
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It's not possible.
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(phone clatters to floor)
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This isn't my apartment.
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This is a cage!
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MAN:
Congratulations, Mr. Bigalow.
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You have just managed
to reason out the very obvious.
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Once you've given up tobacco,
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you'll find your mind works
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much more clearly
in the morning.
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I don't really think
I'm dreaming.
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I'm not a dream, Mr. Bigalow.
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This isn't my room.
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We've already established that.
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There are bars on
the windows, and they're
not even real windows.
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You put lights outside
to make it look like daylight.
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You've got bars on the doors.
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I can't believe it--
it's a prison!
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It's not a prison, Mr. Bigalow.
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It's a simulacrum.
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A simulacrum
of your own apartment.
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I don't care
what you call it.
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If I can't get out of it,
it's a prison.
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Well, you can leave
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just as soon
as you give up smoking.
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(chuckles)
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This is some sort of joke,
right?
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Who are you?
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What's going on here?
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Where is this place?!
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As I said before, Mr. Bigalow.
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you can leave just as soon
as you give up smoking.
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I have to
give up smoking!
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I can't find my cigarettes!
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Look in your bedside table.
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Light. I don't have a light.
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Mr. Bigalow?
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(inhaling, exhaling)
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(alarm droning)
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(high-pitched
electronic tone blaring)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Please put out the cigarette.
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Once the cigarette
has been extinguished,
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the punishment will cease.
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Please put out the cigarette.
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Once the cigarette has been...
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(tone stops blaring)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Thank you, caller number one.
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Good morning, caller number two.
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The subject today
is household pets that smoke.
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MAN:
Caller number one
has a good memory,
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but his story about his dog
was very boring.
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I am much more interested
in finding out
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how much money
is spent each year
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in this country
on smoking-related...
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I don't like your propaganda.
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My mother told me that there
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is a direct connection
between smoking...
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(broadcast stops)
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(chuckling)
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(sighs)
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(alarm droning)
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(high-pitched
electronic tone blaring)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Please put out the cigarette.
(loud buzzing)
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Once the cigarette
has been extinguished,
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the punishment will cease.
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Please put out the cigarette.
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Once....
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(all noises stop)
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What punishment?
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� �
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(man clearing throat)
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Developing a little willpower,
Mr. Bigalow.
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You can't do this.
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It's totally
against the law.
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No, it's not.
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What's that?
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Your signature.
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What did I sign?
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You contacted our clinic
and signed up for our program.
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I did not!
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Denial isn't going to get you
anywhere, Mr. Bigalow.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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(sighs)
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You the people that advertise
on television?
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You remember now, Mr. Bigalow.
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I remember sending in
for some information once,
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but I...
I got very paranoid.
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My father died
of lung cancer.
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And you thought you'd be next.
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Yeah, something like that.
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But I never heard
from you again.
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We have a waiting list,
Mr. Bigalow.
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A long waiting list.
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And we haven't been able
to accommodate you till now.
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(sighs)
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How did I get here?
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Oh.
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You don't remember
what happened last night?
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I don't like this.
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I don't like this
one little bit.
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Just think of this experience
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as bad-tasting medicine,
Mr. Bigalow.
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And think how much better
you'll feel
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once you're allowed to leave.
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When will that be?
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When depends entirely on you,
Mr. Bigalow.
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What's the success rate?
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100%.
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You're joking.
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Our methods are foolproof.
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We've even patented
our procedure.
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There is only one way
out of here,
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and that's to give up smoking.
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(sighs)
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(white noise)
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(thudding)
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� �
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MALE VOICE:
Hey, hey, anybody there?
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Somebody's there.
I hear ya.
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Who are you?
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It's Bigalow.
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Frank Bigalow.
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Who are you?
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My name's Matthews.
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Pleased to make
your acquaintance.
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You were on the radio.
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The one talking
about his mother.
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They made me do that.
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They gave me
a script to read.
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They bribed me
with three cigarettes.
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You got any cigarettes?
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Yeah, I got one.
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Ugh, it's broken.
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Give it to me.
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It's my last one.
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Do you have
any matches?
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Yeah.
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No, it's gone.
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Then how are you gonna
light your cigarette?
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I've got matches,
but I need a cigarette.
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Give me your cigarette
and I'll give you the match.
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It's a terrible trade.
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What do I need a cigarette for
if I don't have a match?
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They'll give you cigarettes
later. That's how they work.
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Is it a trade or not?
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(sighs)
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Pretend you want
to give it up.
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What?
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This is the interview.
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Dr. Synapsis.
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(clears throat)
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Pretend you want
to give it up.
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It's the only way
to fight 'em.
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How much do you smoke,
Mr. Bigalow?
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Three packs a day.
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The psychological profile
analysis
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we prepared for you,
Mr. Bigalow, indicates
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that you took up smoking
at the age of 15.
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Yes.
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In fact, Mr. Bigalow,
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here is a photograph of you
at the age of 15.
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You look like a teenager
with a cigarette
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dangling from his lips.
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I want to give it up.
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You're saying this merely
because you want
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to leave the simulacrum.
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But it's true,
whether I get out or not,
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I'm not gonna smoke anymore.
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I don't want
to ever have another cigarette
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as long as I live.
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I mean it.
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That's a good attitude to take,
Mr. Bigalow.
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A promising attitude.
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MATTHEWS:
It's a trap.
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BIGALOW:
The alarm's turned off.
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As soon as you touch those
cigarettes,
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it'll come back on again.
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What the hell difference
does it make?
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I've lost everything
in the room anyway.
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Everything's gone.
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What could the next punishment
possibly be, anyway?
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I know how
to short-circuit
the smoke alarm.
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Tell me how.
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Give me the cigarettes
in there, and I will.
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If I give you all
the cigarettes,
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what the hell
difference does it make
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if the alarm is disconnected
or not?
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You can keep one.
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You have to give me
all the rest.
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Can I keep two?
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One.
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All right, tell me how to do it.
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Matthews?
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Matthews!
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(beeping)
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Give 'em back! Give 'em back!
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You're part of this!
You're trying to drive me crazy!
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(buzzing and beeping)
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Matthews!
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(screaming)
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(alarms powering down)
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(grunts)
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(panting)
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(grunts)
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(panting)
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(moaning)
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(beeping)
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(buzzing and beeping)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Please put out the cigarette.
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Once the cigarette
has been extinguished,
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the punishment will cease.
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(screaming)
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Please put out the cigarette.
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Once the cigarette
has been extinguished...
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(buzzing)
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(buzzing stops)
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I don't want one.
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I don't want a cigarette.
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I have no desire to smoke.
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Oh, I hate dreams.
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I loathe and despise dreams.
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(sniffs)
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My favorite.
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(clears throat)
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Ah...
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(chuckles)
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Ah...
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SYNAPSIS:
Good morning, Mr. Bigalow.
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Today, we're going
to do a little work
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on your addiction
to caffeine.
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(mug clattering)
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A very promising
beginning, Mr. Bigalow.
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A very promising
beginning.
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NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
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Waiting for us to enter.
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Waiting to enter us.
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Until next time, try... to enjoy the daylight.
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