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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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Hmm...
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(elevator bell dings)
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(indistinct chatter
outside room)
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(chatter and laughter
growing louder)
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Ooh!
Oh, excuse me!
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Well, if you ain't the cutest
roadblock I ever did see.
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What's your
name, honey?
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Marion, but my friends
call me Mimi.
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Mimi! That's a
tiny name for
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a woman of such
considerable stature.
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You going to take good care
of your future governor, hmm?
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Oh, yes, sir,
Mr. Gumbs.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Here, a little something
for your trouble.
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(sighs)
Mighty fine.
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Now, honey,
I've been
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on a hot trail
all day long.
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I could sure
use some ice.
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And some of your finest bourbon
sent up right away, okay?
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Oh, yeah, if you
could give out
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some of those pennants
down in the lobby.
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You have guests
here, huh?
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Everybody out
to lunch?
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I'll take care of it
right away, Mr. Gumbs.
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Your wish is
our command.
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That's the spirit.
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What's your name, son?
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Peter, sir.
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Peter, well.
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That's a good name
for a little fella.
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Peter...
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you think you can hang up one
of those posters on the wall?
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Oh, right away,
Mr. Gumbs.
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Thank you.
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(dialing)
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GUMBS:
Louie Farnham, please.
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Just tell him
it's the candidate.
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Ah, good.
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I'll give you one
of my buttons later.
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You can go now.
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Louie, here.
Is that you, Beau?
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Louie, where'd you
find this hotel?
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It's eerie.
No people here.
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Listen, I want to get out
of here as quick as I can.
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So, you make sure that
limousine is here on time.
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Whoa, whoa, hold on
a minute there, Beau.
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I got a couple
of local reporters
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who want to know where you stand
on the E.R.A. and the libbers.
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Put them off, boy, put them off.
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Well, there's a delegation
from-- thank you--
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from the local
Chamber of Commerce.
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They want to ask you
some questions about
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sales tax and interest rates.
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Cancel it, Louie.
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What about the Good
Citizenship Award
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for the Teenage Honor Society?
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Oh, Louie, you're going at
this whole thing so wrong.
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You don't want to bog
them down with no issues.
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People don't care
about issues today.
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All they want to
hear about is peace,
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prosperity, a piece of the pie.
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We got to make them feel so good
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about eating barbecue
with little old Beau here,
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that they're going to have
a happy smile on their face
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when they go to the polls
in November.
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GUMBS:
They know what I stand for,
Louie.
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Yeah, that they do,
Beau. That they do.
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Make sure that
limousine's on time.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Peter, I thought
you le...
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(chuckling):
Well, son...
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I'm glad you
stayed anyway.
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You had a chance
to see a master
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of the common touch
in action, boy.
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Thank you, sir.
It was a real treat.
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You bet your
sweet petunia.
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Hey, you want to know what
politics is really all about?
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Well, you'd better
sit down for this.
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Son, politics is a game.
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It has nothing to do
with the issues.
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It's a show.
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That's right, people
want to have a good time.
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You make them laugh,
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and they'll
love you for it.
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Ha, ha!
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Just give them a good time,
that's all they want to hear.
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Big rallies, parades!
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And drums!
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(imitates drumming)
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Pretty girls!
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Balloons!
Popcorn!
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Ha, ha, ha! That's right,
get them all while you can.
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Get your peanuts
and your popcorn here!
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The world, the whole
world wants a good show!
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And I'm the man who
can give it to them!
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Life is a stage
my son, a big stage,
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and only the best actors win.
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You get my drift, son?
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You see the way
things really are?
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Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Gumbs.
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I know exactly what you mean.
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There's just too many
pointy headed intellectuals
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in the State Capitol,
wasting people's time.
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Putting them to sleep
with long-winded speeches.
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They're either boring
the public or scaring them.
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Scaring them, Peter,
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with their toxic waste
and nuclear pollution,
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inflation,
sky-high mortgages.
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Now, that's the politics
of gloom and doom, Peter.
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Nobody takes the time anymore
to entertain the little people.
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And that's why I'm going
to be your next gover...
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(knocking on door)
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Who's that?!
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MARION:
Your drinks, Mr. Gumbs.
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Now, you watch how I
handle the little people.
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Why, Miss Mimi,
how delightful!
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I hope you haven't
been running yourself
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ragged for little
old Beau, here.
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Mr. Gumbs, it wasn't
any trouble at all.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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I would like to take
this opportunity
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to propose a toast
to one of the last
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flowering beauties
of all time.
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To Miss Mimi.
(giggling)
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(Mimi laughing)
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A gentle lady...
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(gasps)
and a true
Southern belle.
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(giggling)
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Do you like
to dance?
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Oh, Mr. Gumbs,
I love to dance.
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Me, too.
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A-one, two and
three and four.
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(Marion humming tune)
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Whee!
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(Marion continues humming)
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Whoo!
Oh! Oh...
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Oh...
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(both grunting)
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(grunting)
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(giggling)
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It's all right, honey,
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I'll be okay.
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You just go put some
mint in the juleps, and...
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...I got an election to win.
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(groans)
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(sighs)
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The things I do
to win two lousy votes.
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Oh...
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(dialing)
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(humming)
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(on phone):
Hello, Room Service.
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Peter, my boy!
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I want you to send somebody
up here real quick.
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I want my clothes pressed
and a shine on my shoes.
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I've got an election
to win, son.
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Thanks. Bye.
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(humming loudly)
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(Gumbs humming in bathroom)
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(water running)
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(water running)
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The point is that I know
that you all would rather be
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watching the pretty ladies
and the marching band
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than listen to me babble on.
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Frankly, so would I.
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To tell the truth, I didn't
come here to make no speech,
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I come here to share
your barbecue.
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And I hear that you all have
the best barbecue in the state.
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And if I'm elected the governor,
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I promise all of you
free sauce in every pot.
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(laughing)
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(circus music playing)
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Anyway, listen, I'm hungry,
and I'm sure, so are you.
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So, come on, everybody,
lets just dig into them ribs.
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And all the kiddies,
we got... cotton candy
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and popcorn
and, uh... apples.
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Yeah, good American food.
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Help the kids grow up
real big and strong.
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So, come on, everybody,
listen to old Beau Gumbs
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when I say, "Fellow Americans,
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"friends, let's all
have a good time!"
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(knocking on door)
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Who is it?!
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Bellboy, Mr. Gumbs,
with your clothes.
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Well, come on in!
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Compliments of the hotel, sir.
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Why, that's right
neighborly of you, Paul.
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Uh, it's Peter, sir.
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We got your clothes ready
as fast as we could.
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Ah, thanks, Peter.
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Just hang it up
in the closet, huh?
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My car almost ready, son?
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Oh, we've all been looking
out for it, Mr. Gumbs.
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It'll be ready
when you are.
Thank you.
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Oh, uh, Peter?
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Give this to Mimi for me, huh?
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Yes, sir.
Thank you.
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(chuckles)
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(phone ringing)
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Hello.
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Beau? Beau, we got
some crowd here.
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Oh, I mean, it's going
to be terrific.
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They've been coming in
from all over the place.
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It's going to be great tonight,
(circus music plays)
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Beau, I'm telling you.
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Listen, you're going to be
terrific, Beau.
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You're going to be wonderful.
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Hey, Beau, you dressed yet?
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Beau?
Yeah, I'm here.
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But where's the circus, Louie?
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I'm not going to compete
with no circus.
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"Circus"?
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Circus-- what are you
talking about, Beau?
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Ain't no circus in town.
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Then where's the music
coming from, Louie?
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Music?
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There's no music, Beau.
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Beau, you been hitting
that sauce again?
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(circus music plays)
Louie, don't you worry about me.
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You just find out
where that circus is.
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I can here the music, and I want
to know all about it, okay?
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(circus music stops)
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(laughs)
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(door creaking)
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(door creaking)
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You called sir?
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Yes, Peter.
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Now, what's going on here, son?
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There's been a major foul-up.
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Somebody has switched
my clothes.
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That's right, look.
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I mean, this is not my suit.
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Now, who's suit
is this, anyway?
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Why, they're yours, sir,
just like you wanted them.
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No, no, no, son.
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I'm not going to
a Halloween party.
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I'm going
to a barbecue.
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I'm trying to win
some votes, son.
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This ain't gonna do it.
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You give this
to my opponent.
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Why, those will be
just fine, sir.
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Why look, Mr. Gumbs,
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they even shined up
your button.
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You on drugs, son?
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No, sir.
Try them on, sir.
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I'm sure they'll
be all right.
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Come on, sir.
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00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,340
Try them on.
257
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,075
I'm sure they'll be just fine.
258
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:38,249
This is dumb.
259
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,051
Really dumb.
260
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,928
(circus music plays)
261
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,906
BELLBOY:
You'll never get a feel
for it, Mr. Gumbs,
262
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,809
until you try
the whole thing on.
263
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,712
Here. See how
the jacket fits.
264
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,049
This is silly, Peter.
265
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,585
If I walk out
the door in this suit,
266
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,088
I'll be the laughing stock
of the whole state.
267
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,023
Look at this.
268
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,425
I mean, this is a disaster.
269
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,760
I'm a walking catastrophe.
270
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:23,994
What, is it
too tight sir?
271
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:24,962
Maybe we can, uh,
272
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,363
stretch
the shoulders a bit.
273
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,265
We're not talking fit, son.
274
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,000
You don't get the picture.
275
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,402
This is just not my suit.
276
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,869
(sighs)
277
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,604
I'm going to get
to the bottom of this.
278
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,941
If this is some
kind of campaign trick,
279
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,243
heads are gonna roll.
I think I know
280
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,544
what's wrong, sir.
281
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,746
(sighs)
282
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,948
Here, try this flower.
283
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:48,285
Young man, you are
touched in the head.
284
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,855
Now, what am I supposed to do
with that flower, huh?
285
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,694
That does it.
286
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,628
I'm going to call your boss.
287
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,166
Do what you have to, Mr. Gumbs.
(dialing)
288
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,903
You've had it, Peter.
289
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,273
Hello. Hello?
290
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,475
(circus music plays)
291
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,743
Anybody there?
292
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,579
What's wrong with this phone?
293
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,414
(gasps)
294
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,083
(laughs)
295
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,517
Now that's
funny, Peter.
296
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,819
I surrender.
I'm yours, Peter.
297
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,820
Anything you want--
now, can I...
298
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,289
Can I have my real clothes,
please?
299
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,825
You know, Mr. Gumbs,
you're right.
300
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,593
There is something wrong.
301
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,261
I know what it is,
302
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,631
and I think I can fix it.
303
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,603
(circus music plays)
304
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,809
Now you listen
to me, Peter.
305
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,511
A joke is a joke.
306
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,113
And I don't mind
a good joke.
307
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,515
A lot of people get
elected telling good jokes.
308
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,050
But when the joke
is not funny,
309
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,418
it becomes a joke.
310
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,852
And I don't want
to be a joke.
311
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,922
I ain't gonna become
governor if I'm a joke!
312
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,589
Now you're gonna help me
take these shoes off
313
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,125
so I can get rid
of these jokes!
314
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,459
Okay? Now come on, son.
315
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,094
Get these shoes off!
316
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,362
Come on.
But Mr. Gumbs,
317
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,331
the suit looks so much
better with the shoes on.
318
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,299
Now, what are
you talking about?
319
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,734
Are you crazy?!
320
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,370
These are not shoes.
321
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,971
They're water skis.
322
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,439
Haven't you noticed?
323
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,841
Look at these shoes!
324
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,476
Trying to make
a fool out of me?!
325
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,810
What do you think I am, crazy?
326
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,178
Now get them off!
327
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,715
Take these shoes off! Off!
328
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,285
This is insane.
329
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,253
(screams)
330
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,056
Oh, no!
331
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,592
Come on.
Come on, shoes.
332
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,926
Come on, shoes.
Take it off...
333
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,128
Easy, Mr. Gumbs.
You look great!
334
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,531
(knocking at door)
335
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,366
LOUIE:
Beau Gumbs, are you in there?
336
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,968
Who is it?
It's Louie, Beau.
337
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,370
Open up.
338
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,672
(insistent knocking)
339
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,707
(crying):
What do you want?
340
00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:52,610
Let me in.
341
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,911
Do you know
what time it is?
342
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,545
(creaking)
343
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,252
GUMBS:
I don't care
what time it is.
344
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,396
Okay, Beau, what's the game?
345
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,398
We've got a rally waiting on us.
346
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,467
It's not my fault, Louie.
347
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,303
This bellboy here,
he won't let me get dressed.
348
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,871
What are you babbling about?
349
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,473
Beau, are you ready
or aren't you ready?
350
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,374
I mean, you
look fine to me.
351
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,478
But these clothes, Louie.
352
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,114
Look at these clothes.
353
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:33,317
Beau, now, it's a little late
354
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,852
in the campaign to be
worrying about your image.
355
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,355
Will you start thinking about me
a little bit?
356
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,457
Beau, you're killing me.
357
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,360
My ulcer is burning like
a fire in me,
358
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,663
and you're not helping it any!
359
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:49,667
You'd better start laying off
that sauce, Beau.
360
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,102
Louie, the...
361
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,604
The bellboy.
362
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,005
Come on now.
363
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,841
Don't tell me you're
starting to get stage fright.
364
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,041
I mean,
not you, Beau.
365
00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,310
Louie,
366
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,946
do I look all right to you?
367
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,315
The truth?
368
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,416
The truth.
369
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,055
You look like yesterday's grits.
370
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,824
Oh, come on,
you look just fine, Beau.
371
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,193
Now come on,
get a move on now, will you?
372
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,028
The car'll be here
pretty soon. We've got
a rally to catch.
373
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,030
You're gonna win this thing
Beau, I mean it.
374
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,131
(laughs)
375
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,539
What's happening to me?
376
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,841
(circus music plays)
377
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,480
PETER:
I told you
it looked good, didn't I?
378
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,616
See, it all fits together.
379
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,019
Who are you anyway?
380
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,987
Why, I'm Peter, sir.
381
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,823
And you're Beau Gumbs,
the happy candidate.
382
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,825
The people's choice.
383
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,194
I think you're
almost ready to go.
384
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,596
But it looks silly.
385
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,732
It's supposed
to look silly.
386
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,636
I'm not supposed to be silly.
387
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,539
Why?
388
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,840
Don't you want
to be the master showman?
389
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,076
Don't you want to make
the people laugh?
390
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,045
Give them a good show?
391
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,913
Don't you want to entertain
the little people?
392
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,215
And make them love you?
393
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,717
Oh, I do. I do!
394
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,324
It's time, Mr. Gumbs.
395
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,400
Do I look all right?
396
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:33,870
Oh, Mr. Gumbs,
you look just wonderful.
397
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,210
(fanfare plays)
398
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,213
(cheering and applause)
399
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,022
(circus music plays)
400
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,953
(music stops)
401
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,922
PETER:
Mr. Gumbs.
402
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,625
Mr. Gumbs.
403
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,594
Your car has arrived.
404
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,837
(triumphant music plays)
405
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,745
Ladies and gentlemen,
406
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,215
my fellow Americans,
407
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:30,019
we're gonna have a good time!
408
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,055
(cheering and applause)
409
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,948
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there,
410
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,484
waiting for us to enter,
411
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:03,720
waiting to enter us.
412
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:10,527
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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