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MALE NARRATOR:
Once upon a time,
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there was a little girl
named Tabitha.
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She and her family lived
in a typical American home.
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There was a mother,
Samantha...
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[ZAPS]
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...a father, Darren,
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[ZAPS]
Little Tabitha,
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and her brother, Adam.
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As Tabitha grew older,
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her parents discovered
that she was a gifted child.
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Book.
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Quite gifted.
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But wisely,
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they didn't pay
a lot of attention to that.
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And Tabitha grew up
just right,
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with pigtails and freckles,
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just like any other
typical American girl.
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[ZAPS]
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Uh, almost.
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♪ Some people got it ♪
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♪ Some people don't ♪
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♪ You'll never know
Until you try ♪
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♪ You never know, baby
You can fly ♪
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♪ If you try ♪
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♪ It could be magic ♪
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♪ The way I feel ♪
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♪ It could be magic ♪
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♪ But it feels so real ♪
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♪ It could be magic ♪
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♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
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♪ Well, it could be magic ♪
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♪ It could be magic ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Don't work so hard, sis.
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I know I'm always
telling you to hold down
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on the witchcraft,
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but you're in the privacy
of your own apartment.
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Go ahead, zap a little shellac
on the thing.
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Uh-uh.
I'm taking this rocking chair
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from garage sale
to living room
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without a single nose wiggle.
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Suit yourself.
Go figure witches.
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Minerva!
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Thank you, Nephew.
I hate hard landings.
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Hi, Minerva. What's up?
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Can't talk now. When Rudy
gets here, tell him I'm gone.
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Who the heck is Rudy?
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You had to ask.
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Ah! Minerva.
My allegretto apricot.
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I'm not your allegretto
anything.
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It's over, Rudy.
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Let's just say goodbye
and part enemies.
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[EXCLAIMS]
Don't touch my hands!
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MINERVA:
Ah, romantic, huh?
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He'd rather run his fingers
over a piano
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than over this keyboard.
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RUDY:
Minerva, you know I love you,
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why must I touch you
to prove it?
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[SCOFFS]
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She just doesn't
understand me.
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Well, wouldn't you be
more careful
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if your mother had zapped you
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exact copies
of Beethoven's hands?
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No kidding? Let me see.
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Back!
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You almost touched them.
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Rudy, take your golden fingers
and shove off.
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Come on, fellas.
We know when we're not wanted.
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[CRACKING KNUCKLES]
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Never lose.
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Uh, tough luck, Minerva.
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That runs your total of
warlocks to five this month.
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Mm, seven. You forgot
the Schwarbzheimer twins.
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Huey and Louie.
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It's not just the romance part
of my life,
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it's my whole
witchy existence.
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It's getting to be a bore.
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Aunt Minerva, I've got
a terrific suggestion.
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What?
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Why don't you try mortal life,
like me,
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you know,
like a normal home life,
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and a job, and real friends?
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Yeah, it has worked for you.
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And you're a young
attractive witch, uh, too.
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Then why not try it?
I think you should
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find yourself a nice little
apartment and settle down.
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Sold!
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[TINKLING]
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Oh, where do I sleep?
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[CROWING]
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[ROOSTER CROWING]
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[CLUCKING]
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Minerva. Minerva.
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What? Wh-Wh-What's happening?
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How do you turn off
your alarm clock?
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Oh, easy.
Just turn him into breakfast.
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Are you gonna get up?
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What time is it?
6:30.
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Oh! 6:30!
Nobody gets up that early
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unless it's to face
a firing squad.
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I get up that early
every morning.
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That way it gives me time
to do my exercises,
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take a shower, fix breakfast,
wash the dishes, make the bed,
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and dash to work.
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Oh, in other words,
you do a full day's work
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before you go to work.
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It's much easier
than it sounds. Believe me.
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All right! I'm gonna do
whatever mortals do,
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no matter how idiotic.
What do I do first?
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Oh, other than that.
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Make the bed.
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Sure. Simple.
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[CLICKING FINGERS]
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Minerva, that's not what
I meant, and you know it.
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Sign me up.
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Sign you up for what?
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For a job in television.
I'll do anything for money.
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We'll be just like
Laverne and Shirley.
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Gee, Aunt Minerva,
I really don't think
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there are any openings
down there.
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Well, you won't know
unless you ask.
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That's absolutely marvelous,
Ruby.
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I don't know how I could
do anything without you.
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Oh! Guess what,
Tabitha?
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What?
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I won a vacation.
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Oh, Ruby, that's great.
W-What do you mean?
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A whole week in Hawaii.
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She won it in one of those
windshield contests.
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I found this note and this
airline ticket this morning,
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under my windshield wipers.
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I have the cleanest windshield
in Anaheim.
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Congratulations!
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[CHUCKLING]
Thank you.
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For the cleanest windshield,
huh?
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That's
a very unusual contest.
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MARVIN: Yeah,
I'll never win one of those,
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not with all the pigeons
they got in Encino.
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[LAUGHING]
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And I bet your plane
leaves today, right?
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That's right.
I'll be leaving
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as soon as Marvin can find
a temporary secretary.
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A temporary secretary?
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What a coincidence!
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I'm Tabitha's aunt, Minerva,
and I came down here
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looking for
just that kind of position.
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Well, that's a break for
both of us. It must be fate.
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Yeah.
Ain't that a kick in the head?
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Don't tempt me.
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And please send us
information
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on your new microphones,
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the clip-on as well as
the natural lavalier model.
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Minerva,
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you are keeping up?
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Does Superman wear
blue leotards?
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Well, good.
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If you'll type those
letters up, I'll sign them.
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Yes, sir.
Right away, Mr. Decker.
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Did you get all that, Bruno?
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[CLANKING]
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Good, then you can type it up.
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Minerva, were you talking
to that typewriter?
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Oh, sure.
Little words of encouragement.
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Like A.J. Foyt often does
with his racing car.
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Go get 'em, Bruno.
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[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]
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Your fingers aren't even
touching the keys.
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Fingers fly when you're happy
in your work.
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Aunt Minerva,
you can't do that!
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There's no witchcraft
on the job, remember?
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All right.
Knock it off, Bruno.
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[CLACKING STOPS]
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What I wanna know is
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when is the fun part
of mortal life begin?
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So far all it's been is
work, work, work.
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Oh, dear.
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Sir-- Oh...
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Oh, oh!
Hey, we've
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been pre-empted!
Do you know
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what that means?
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No. What?
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That means a ski week
at the Mammoth.
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Oh, skiing. That sounds great.
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We've got that promotional
deal with the Mount Chalet,
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a free 2-bedroom suite.
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I guess you heard
we're pre-empted.
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That's right.
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Do you have the number for
Mountain Chalet at Mammoth?
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Why?
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Well, I thought I'd go skiing,
stay in that free suite.
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Oh, gee! I'm sorry, Adam,
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but some people
from the station
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are already using it.
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Who?
Me.
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Both bedrooms?
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And Tabitha.
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Oh, thanks, Paul.
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Well, then there's no problem.
You can bunk in with me.
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Well, that's really
nice of you, Tab,
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but, you see,
I might get, uh--
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Lucky?
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No. I might get up there late
and wouldn't wanna wake you.
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All right, yeah.
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I also might get lucky.
I'll get my own room.
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Well, terrific.
Then it's settled.
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We'll ski together
till we drop,
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I'll drop into my room,
you can drop into your room,
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something like that.
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Great. You got a suitemate.
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Terrific. I'll meet you there.
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Gotta take pictures
for Hot Dogger magazine.
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When you're hot, you're hot.
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Boy! Are we gonna have
a hot weekend! Whoo-hoo!
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MINERVA:
It sure was sweet of you
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to include me
in your ski weekend.
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TABITHA:
Oh, sure.
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Wherever I go, you go.
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I hope Paul wasn't too put out
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when he found out
I'd be sharing your room.
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Not at all!
Good.
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He doesn't know yet.
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Welcome
to the Mountain Chalet.
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Thanks. Paul Thurston's suite?
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Oh, he sure is, isn't he?
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Oh, Paul's got two
this weekend, huh?
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Something old, something new.
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How about something borrowed,
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something blue,
like your tongue?
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-What was that all about?
-Oh, nothing.
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[WHISPERING]
You've got to learn
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to control yourself.
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Don't worry. I wasn't gonna
hurt the little S.B.
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Snow bunny.
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[MAN MURMURING]
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Oh, I have more
important things on my mind.
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TABITHA:
Oh, I see what you mean.
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Well, there's a guy
I'd like to meet.
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Why don't I just zap us both
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into a snow-bound cabin
for a few days.
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Mm-mm. You put a zipper
on your zapper, remember?
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Okay, if you say so.
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Listen, you never know
when the wings of fortune
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may open a door for you.
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[TINKLING]
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[WIND WHOOSHING]
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[FRENCH ACCENT]
I believe... Oh! The wind...
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Excuse me one second.
Excuse me.
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I believe this is yours?
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Why, yes. Thank you so much.
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I am Jean Claude LeMat,
the ski instructor.
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And you are...
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Impressed.
Well, of course.
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But your name?
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[CHUCKLING]
Oh! Minerva.
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Enchante.
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Hello.
[SPITTING]
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And this is my, uh,
friend, Tabitha.
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My pleasure.
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00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,090
Again, I thank you, you know,
260
00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:46,170
uh, because I would have been
at a complete loss
261
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,060
without tomorrow's
lesson schedule.
262
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,180
Oh! Is that what that is?
263
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,080
I beg your pardon?
264
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:56,170
Is she a little bit loose
in the plume?
265
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:59,190
I'm sorry, but I just had
this tremendous urge
266
00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:01,020
to learn to ski.
267
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,190
Yes. Yes. Yes.
268
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,020
Are you available tomorrow?
269
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,080
Oh, you are very determined
and unpredictable.
270
00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:10,040
You know, I like that.
271
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,200
Why don't I schedule you for
272
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,140
my first lesson
from 9:00 to 10:00?
273
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,050
That's good for a start.
274
00:11:15,110 --> 00:11:17,140
Hm. And 10:00 to 11:00?
275
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,040
Why stop there?
276
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,180
11:00 to 12:00?
That brings us right to lunch.
277
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,030
I'd love to.
278
00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:26,160
Oh! A woman who knows
what she wants.
279
00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,100
I like that.
280
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,070
Why don't we make a day of it
then?
281
00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,230
And afterwards, who knows?
282
00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:36,060
Perfect.
283
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,180
Oh, and now
how about a hot toddy
284
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,130
for your little body?
285
00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:44,040
I like that.
286
00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:47,090
Oh, I'll--
I'll be right there.
287
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,200
Yes. Of course.
288
00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:53,180
Oh, Tabitha,
mortal men are fabulous!
289
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,190
Oh! Be still, my heart.
290
00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,150
Now, listen,
you just met Jean Claude.
291
00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:58,200
Don't fall too fast.
292
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,060
Oh, I won't. I promise.
293
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,110
I wonder if this place
has a honeymoon suite.
294
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,140
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
295
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,130
Come in. It's open.
296
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:40,040
Resting, huh? Oh, boy!
Are we gonna have a weekend?
297
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:43,070
The snow is perfect,
the rooms are cozy.
298
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,010
And I noticed
you didn't lock your door.
299
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,190
Why would I lock the door?
300
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,210
Hi, Paul.
Hi, Tabitha.
301
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,210
Listen, Aunt Minerva's
never been skiing before,
302
00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:57,220
so I invited her
to come along for the weekend.
303
00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,200
I hope you don't mind.
304
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:00,140
Mind?
No, of course not.
305
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,160
Why would I mind?
I don't mind.
306
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:04,010
Excuse me, but I have a date
with Jean Claude
307
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,150
and I have to get ready.
308
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:08,140
He's crazy about me
and I think I'm in love.
309
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,050
Uh, close your eyes.
310
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,170
Uh-huh.
311
00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:27,090
Is she kidding?
Jean Claude fall in love?
312
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,220
I mean, he isn't known
as The French Connection
313
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:29,110
for nothing.
314
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,000
French Connection?
315
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,110
Of course. There's not
a girl on this mountain
316
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,040
he hasn't connected with.
317
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,110
Oh!
318
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:45,000
That mountain was colder
than a witch's talisman.
319
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,150
Sit right here.
320
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:50,150
Oh, I hope I left some snow
up on the slope
321
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,180
for the other skiers.
322
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,080
Oh, Jean Claude,
I was-- I am so embarrassed.
323
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,140
I was just awful.
324
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,150
Oh, but, my sweetie,
if you already knew
325
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,160
how to ski,
326
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,210
then we two
would never have met.
327
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:07,040
[CHUCKLING]
Oh! You're right.
328
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,180
Last night was wonderful,
wasn't it?
329
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,230
And today has been divine.
330
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,000
You don't suppose
we're getting
331
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:17,140
too hot not to cool down?
332
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,220
Of course not,
my little snow goddess,
333
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,110
I will never let you
out of my sight.
334
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,020
Excuse me, my love,
335
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,150
I--I just remembered
some unfinished business
336
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,050
which I have not started yet.
337
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:42,130
I'll be right back,
my little snow goddess.
338
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,140
[SPITTING]
339
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,190
Stay here. I'll be back.
340
00:14:56,210 --> 00:15:00,150
Excuse me, but that name
that you just erased...
341
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,080
[CHUCKLING]
...that's me.
342
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:04,080
Oh, it doesn't make
any difference
343
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,000
whose name is up there.
344
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:08,080
When Jean Claude finds out
I wanna ski with him,
345
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,010
we'll see who he schedules.
346
00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,200
Oh, we sure will.
347
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,190
Oh, you probably don't know,
348
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:16,170
Jean Claude and I had
a very heavy evening
349
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:17,160
last night.
350
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,030
Yes.
Isn't Jean Claude wonderful?
351
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:23,110
Every once in a while,
he believes in a mercy date.
352
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:24,160
[BLOWING]
353
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,120
Come on, Kathy,
354
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,030
couldn't you change
your lesson to tomorrow?
355
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,230
It might be a lot safer.
Forget it.
356
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,140
It's kind of silly for her
to go up on that mountain.
357
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,080
She's already over the hill.
358
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,150
That's it.
359
00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,150
Hey, Kathy, tough break.
When did you do that?
360
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,170
When did I do what?
361
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:52,190
[GASPING]
362
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,110
What is this?
363
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,180
Oh!
364
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,150
Take this thing off of me!
365
00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:59,090
That wouldn't help
your broken leg much.
366
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,180
My leg is not broken,
367
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,130
and I don't know
how this got up there.
368
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,020
Ooh!
369
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,080
[EXCLAIMING]
370
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,080
KATHY: Jean Claude,
thank goodness you're here.
371
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:12,090
My, Kathy! Poor little Kathy.
What happened?
372
00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:14,130
I think she's a little upset.
373
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,100
Get me out of
this stupid thing.
374
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,090
You! You saw me walk in here.
375
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,070
Now, tell them
my leg isn't broken.
376
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,170
Sorry,
I never notice those things.
377
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:25,100
How great to ignore
a broken leg!
378
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,110
What courage.
I like that.
379
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,140
Here, what should I sign?
380
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,100
I know.
381
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:36,120
"To a wounded
little snow bunny."
382
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,080
My leg is not broken.
383
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,220
Stop signing me, you dummy.
384
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,190
Oh! Poor Kathy.
This is not you talking.
385
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:45,180
Who the heck
do you think it is?
386
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,060
It's the pain,
the disappointment.
387
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,110
Come, some strong young men,
388
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:54,120
take this brave little trooper
up to her room.
389
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,070
Don't you touch me.
Don't you touch me!
390
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,170
No! No!
391
00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:00,200
Put me down, you apes,
this instant!
392
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,100
I'm gonna sue you.
393
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,020
I'm gonna sue
this whole stupid mountain.
394
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,110
Do you hear me?
395
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,100
-Bye.
-I'm gonna sue. I'm gonna...
396
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,010
Pardon me, darling, while
I get some dry mittens.
397
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:14,110
Hurry back, my sweet.
The time will seem endless
398
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:17,040
until you are returned...
399
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,190
[MUMBLING]
400
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,170
Come on.
401
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,180
Who's gonna drink
all this hot chocolate?
402
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,090
JEAN CLAUDE:
What time shall, uh,
403
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,180
we two meet tonight, huh?
404
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,050
7:00.
Hm.
405
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,110
Were you able to, uh,
break your date?
406
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,120
Oh, oui, oui.
Minerva.
407
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,070
Oh, yes.
You know,
408
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,080
she will understand
409
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,190
when I do not show up.
410
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,230
After all, we ski instructors,
411
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:39,200
you know,
are very, very forgetful.
412
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,190
It must be the altitude.
413
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,010
Oh, that French fraud!
414
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,060
He's gonna stand Minerva up.
415
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,040
Can't say
I didn't warn you.
416
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,100
[GRUNTS]
417
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,010
MINERVA:
Jean Claude!
418
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,180
Oui, mon cher!
419
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,120
MINERVA:
I'm ready for my lesson.
420
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:01,010
All I need is mon cher.
421
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,190
And mon cher lift.
422
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,190
Well,
we better go get our skis.
423
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,060
Ok. I'll--I'll see you
in a few minutes.
424
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,140
Shall we go?
425
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,220
All I need is
mon head examined
426
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,230
for ever getting her involved
with a mortal.
427
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,000
[♪♪♪]
428
00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:22,170
Oh, great. You're back.
We've got to talk.
429
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,020
Could you
make it fast, honey?
430
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,170
Jean Claude
is picking me up soon.
431
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,030
Oh! Listen, Aunt Minerva,
what if he doesn't?
432
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:32,090
You know, ski instructors
are very forgetful.
433
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,030
It's the altitude.
434
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:36,190
He won't forget. Don't worry.
435
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:40,050
Well, uh, what if he doesn't
show up for another reason?
436
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:41,230
What possible reason?
437
00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:44,020
Well, uh,
he might have met
438
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,130
some other girl.
439
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,060
Now, I-I-I-I'm not saying
that he has,
440
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:50,100
but if he did, it wouldn't
throw you, would it?
441
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,150
Of course not. I'd find ways
of getting him back.
442
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,030
What ways?
443
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:59,020
Well, first, I'd zap up
a love potion like this.
444
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,080
And if that didn't work,
445
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,080
I'd probably do
something cranky like
446
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,070
electrifying
his jockey shorts.
447
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:06,180
As a matter of fact,
448
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,160
Jean Claude should have
been here by now.
449
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:11,040
You weren't preparing me
for something, were you?
450
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,020
Oh, no. Don't be silly.
451
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,200
I'm sure he'll
be here any minute.
452
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,070
Yeah.
453
00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:17,060
Listen, I'd love to stay,
454
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,070
but, uh, I've got to get
my ski boots refitted.
455
00:19:20,130 --> 00:19:21,200
I think my feet
are shrinking.
456
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,070
[CHUCKLING]
457
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,220
So, I guess
you won't be needing this.
458
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,000
I'll, uh,
get rid of it for you.
459
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,160
You guys have a good time,
460
00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:31,060
and, uh, give my best to,
uh, Jean Claude. Bye.
461
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,120
Bye.
462
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,100
[SIGHING]
463
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,190
Powers on high.
464
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:45,060
Listen, I'm not too experienced
with incantations,
465
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,110
but, uh, what I want to happen
is for Jean Claude
466
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,150
to really flip
over Aunt Minerva.
467
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:54,030
You know, like, well,
her name always on his mind,
468
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,070
and her face
always before him.
469
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,170
That kind of stuff.
470
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,230
[THUNDER CLAPPING]
471
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:07,130
Thanks. I appreciate it.
472
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:10,090
Go on, Jean Claude.
You were about to say...?
473
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:12,130
I was about to say,
"Minerva..."
474
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:14,190
No. Sherry.
475
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,140
Of course.
Of course, Sherry.
476
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,060
Sherry.
477
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,070
I like that.
478
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,200
Uh, Sherry.
479
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:28,010
You have the most
beautiful blue Minervas...
480
00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:31,080
No. I, uh-- I, uh,
did not mean to say that.
481
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,200
Then why did you?
482
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,160
I don't know.
But I said it.
483
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:38,000
Listen, powers, that isn't
exactly what I meant.
484
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,110
Who is this Minerva?
You must be crazy about her.
485
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,080
I must be crazy. Period.
486
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,220
I don't know-- I don't know.
487
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,130
I think-- I think that
I'm losing my Minerva.
488
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,190
No, no.
I did not say that.
489
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,150
Did I say that?
490
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:52,210
Listen, Jean Claude. Look,
I--I have a bit of a headache.
491
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:54,110
I think I'll say good night.
492
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,080
No, no, no, no,
you must not go, Sherry,
493
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,150
because the Minerva
is still young.
494
00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:00,150
[EXCLAIMING]
495
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:05,130
Oh, please stay.
Have some of my favorite wine.
496
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,040
"Chateau Minerva."
497
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,020
I did not say that again!
But I did, didn't I?
498
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,080
Chateau Minerva.
All right. All right.
499
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,090
It's going to be all right.
Waiter!
500
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:16,210
Waiter, come over here.
Right now.
501
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:20,000
I did not order this wine.
502
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,040
Minerva.
503
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,040
[MALE VOICE]
Minerva?
504
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,140
Murray.
505
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,100
Pardon me? Minerva?
506
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,220
Goodbye, Jean Claude!
507
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,030
No, no, no, wait, mon Sherry!
Don't go!
508
00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:35,190
[SOBBING]
Wait, Sherry! Don't go!
509
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,050
Jean Claude, darling.
510
00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:42,170
Oh, no! No! Ah!
511
00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,170
More Minervas!
512
00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:47,170
If this is love,
I don't like it!
513
00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:49,130
[SOBBING]
514
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:56,060
I need the peace and quiet
of my papa's onion farm
515
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,030
in the south of Minerva.
516
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,100
Minerva...
517
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,140
Minerva-aaa!
518
00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:16,090
Gee. He wasn't as nifty
as I thought.
519
00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:18,210
Oh, Aunt Minerva,
I think a big mistake's
520
00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:19,230
been made here.
521
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:22,160
Trying to get my life
work for you.
522
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:24,060
[SIGHING]
523
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,220
Boy, I was really dumb
to ask you to change.
524
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,030
You're wonderful
just the way you are.
525
00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:31,070
[PLAYFUL CHUCKLE]
526
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:34,230
Oh, you're right.
And you can have mortal men.
527
00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:37,010
They've got all
the disadvantages of warlocks
528
00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:39,130
and none of
the obvious advantages.
529
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:41,120
What obvious advantages?
530
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,180
You planning to
start dating warlocks?
531
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,070
[CHUCKLING]
No.
532
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,030
Then why torture yourself?
533
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:55,010
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
534
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,200
You know,
the way I look at it,
535
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,040
you're much better off
without Jean Claude.
536
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,220
I'm completely over
Jean Claude.
537
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,150
So why don't you two
get up and dance?
538
00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:13,110
You sure?
Yeah, yeah. Dance, dance.
539
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:14,160
Okay.
540
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:25,160
ADAM: Boy! I'd sure
like to boogie with her.
541
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,050
[TINKLING]
542
00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:41,080
Wanna boogie?
543
00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:43,110
Sure.
544
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:52,090
Well, back to the wonderful
world of warlocks.
545
00:23:54,110 --> 00:23:57,180
Hello? Calling Zap-a-Date.
546
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,210
Send me someone who's suave,
547
00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:04,230
continental,
a fabulous dancer.
548
00:24:05,050 --> 00:24:07,170
You know,
someone who is a little chic.
549
00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:09,050
[TINKLING]
550
00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:11,170
Come on, baby.
551
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,100
You klutzes.
552
00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:24,070
[TINKLING]
Come on!
553
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,210
[GAGS]
554
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,190
[CHUCKLING]
555
00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:37,120
Much better.
556
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,030
♪ It could be magic ♪
557
00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:54,150
♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪
558
00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:57,080
♪ It could be magic ♪
559
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,230
♪ Come on, baby ♪
560
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,130
♪ Make me fly ♪
561
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,060
♪ Ooh, yeah, honey ♪
562
00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,150
♪ I'm sure gonna try ♪
563
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,130
♪ Oh! It could be magic ♪
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