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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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Dancer in the Morning.
The number to call is--

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DISPATCH [OVER WALKIE-TALKIE]:
Four-Adam-16,
4-Adam-16.

Possible 459,
there now at 125 East Rossmore.

Your PR
is at 122 East Rossmore.

X-Ray-42, roger.

Four-Adam-20,
that's 362 Mason Avenue.

Meet the officers
at family dispute.

[CLICKS]

Easy, Fran? What makes you think
it's gonna be easy?

I don't know how
to get something like this done.

You said you wanted
to get more involved

in the children's activities.

Why don't you just talk
to Chrissie?

Uh, No.
No, no, just-- Just wait--

Hi, Daddy.

Hiya, punkin.

You know, I've--
Daddy was just telling Mommy

how terrific
it's gonna be that--

That you're gonna be
in a school play.

The play is in three days,
Dad.

Are you've gonna have my costume
ready like Mom said?

Well, sweetheart,
don't you worry,

old Dad's on the job.

You're gonna have
the best costume of anybody.

Oh, great.
I can hardly wait to see it.

Neither can I.

Sweetheart, let me speak
to your mommy again.

DISPATCH:
Four-Lincoln-9.
Four-Lincoln-9. See the woman.

484 report.

11-A-2 Kilmore Street.

Nine, handle the call.
Code Two.

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[TIRES SQUEALING]

DISPATCH:
Four-Adam-16, a woman,
possible 459 activity.

210 Bright Drive,
Apartment 116.

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Fran digging you
about alimony again, Hooker?

Worse. She stuck me with
getting Chrissie a costume

for her school play.

The Frog Prince.

Don't tell me.

Chrissie's...?

[SNICKERING]

Where the heck am I gonna get
a costume like that.

Why couldn't she have been
the princess?

Ah, yes,
she who kissed the frog

and turned him
into a prince.

You don't know
your Grimms' Fairy Tales.

The princess didn't kiss
the frog

to turn him into a prince.

No. She threw him
against the wall.

Huh.

No kidding.

What lousy way to start off
a love affair.

Yeah.
It's a little off-the-wall.

DISPATCH [OVER RADIO]:
Four-Adam-30,
4 Adam-30...

a possible Code Zebra
in progress.

Citizen reports
officers down in a vehicle.

Lincoln Freeway,
access road westbound,

one-quarter mile
west of Sanford Street on-ramp.

Officers involved.
Handle Code Three.

Four-Adam-30, roger.

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Four-Adam-30, roger.
An ambulance is en route.

[SIREN WAILING]

Cover!

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Can you spot the source?

You go for Coleman,
I'll go for Marsh. Go!

[GUN CLICKS]

COLEMAN:
Help me.

HOOKER:
Come on, buddy.

Let's go.

It's gotta be him.
I'll put out a Code Zebra.

Forget Code Zebra.
He's long gone.

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TRAINER:
Two, three, four.

Uh, that's part of the class
you're taking over tomorrow

for its final
training phase.

Yeah. Some say
it's the best class

to come down the pike
in years.

TRAINER:
One, two...

They sure look solid
physically.

Yeah, yeah.

Especially the one
on the end.

Her name is Kate Nichols.

I am gonna find a way
to get to know her.

Sure wish I had that problem.

Instead of a frog costume.

TRAINER:
One, two, three.

Hooker.

Let your fingers
do the walking.

The Yellow Pages.

Ever hear
of theatrical costumers?

They have everything.

Yeah.

I swear, Hooker.
You're so helpless.

What would you do without me?

Funny guy.

STACY:
Hooker, Romano.

The captain's waiting
for you.

I hear it was pretty hairy
out there.

Hairy?

It was a nightmare.

Listen, Stacy,
pull Recruit Nichols'

background package for me,
will you? Thanks.

Background package?

Is this official, Romano?

Well, of course, it is.

I'm assisting Sergeant Hooker
with his class.

Oh.
Well, just what is it you want

from Nichols' package?

Special interests, hobbies,
that sort of thing.

I must know our students
so as to afford them

maximum assistance,
you know.

I'm sure glad this desk
is a couple feet off the floor.

It must be awfully deep
where you're standing.

Not deep, Officer Sheridan.

Filled with opportunity.

[CHUCKLES]

I've doubled the detective
manpower on this.

Three patrol cars
sniped at in two weeks now.

We're lucky
no one was killed.

Don't think luck had anything
to do with it.

You have facts? Get to them.

Fact.

Sniper's primary targets
were the black-and-whites

from the Academy Precinct.

If he were really
after the officers,

he'd have nailed the drivers
or the gas tanks.

Fact, Romano and I
were dead meat

if the sniper
were on a real hunt.

The number of rounds he fired,
it took an expert to miss us.

Fact, we never saw the flash
from his weapon.

He must be using
a flash suppressor.

Add that to the fact
he was using an M14,

it means we're
up against a sniper

that had only been trained
in one place.

Nam, Captain.

The M14
was the sniper's baby.

All right. What does he want?
What is he after?

Could be he hates cops.
Just cops from this precinct.

No, Romano. He's not crazy.
He's too careful.

Even his escape route
was carefully planned.

I like your analysis
I'll pass it along,

get them looking
at the military angle.

Now, regarding the notice
about the mayor's visit

that's been posted
on the activity board

for the past week.

So the mayor is concerned
about the female washout rate?

What else is new?

he'll be here for his own
personal look-see.

And in three days, Hooker,

I want that class of yours
to shine.

And you don't want me to lean
too hard on the women, right?

Oh, you are the last
training officer on earth

that I would ever ask
to ease up on anybody.

I think
that was a compliment.

I think it's the Captain's way
of saying

that we should be
especially careful

in documenting
female washouts.

Or his way of suggesting

that the training officer's
assistant

should make sure that the women
are not distracted?

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Jeff, I heard a news flash
on the radio.

Yeah, I had to pick off
another patrol car.

Why?
Why did you have to do that?

Well, I have to see
how the Academy Precinct

responds in an emergency.

See, they've set up this plan

they're calling Code Zebra.

They set it up
after the first two snipings.

But the men in the car,
are they--

They're alive
and will live to tell the tale.

I told you,
no one was gonna get killed.

What-- This Code Zebra
didn't even get implemented.

And that's good news.
I want you to go down

to Fifth Street bus station.

You go
where the lockers are,

and I want you to open
this locker. Okay?

Inside, there's some
electronic equipment,

and there's a set
of lock picks.

Take the electronic
equipment over to your house.

And you bring me
the lock picks. Okay?

Lock picks? What for?

To get me the last piece
of information I need.

All the planning
is about to pay off.

The Academy Precinct
is the perfect target.

My firebase in the park
is just about to set up,

and his honor, the mayor,
visits on Friday.

You know how much
I love you.

I've stayed with you
through so much.

But Jeff, please,
you're going too far this time.

You give me five minutes
in that room,

I'll know where they're weak
and where they're strong,

and where I have
the best advantage.

So you get me
those lock picks.

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Twelve shots, speedy low,
fire at will.

The recruit
firing at number two,

is this target as good
as his form?

Six rounds dead center.

What's his name?

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[GUN FIRING]

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ROMANO:
Believe me, Hooker,

out there somewhere,
there is a frog for Chrissie.

Yeah?
Well, I'm open for ideas.

I'll tell you what,

I'll get the frog costume
for you.

Yeah?

What's the catch?

Well, I've heard that, uh...

you have Warner's boat on loan
the next weekend,

and I was wondering if--

that you checked out
Nichols' hobbies.

Boating, water skiing?
That among them?

I'll take the boat
Saturday night.

You can have it back by Sunday.

You're focused clearly?
Got your beady eyes

on my little mouth?

No way. No.

I've been planning
this one weekend

by myself with a fishing pole
for six months.

Okay, fine, forget it.

It's over. Finished.

[EXHALES]

Poor Chrissie.

She's gonna be so disappointed.

I could see her eyes.

I'm starting my kick.
You drop back, push Nichols.

Don't risk a boating invitation
till Chrissie has frog in hand.

That's the bottom line.

The frog prince is here.

Ribbit, ribbit.

HOOKER:
All right!

Pick it up! Let's push it!

All right. Lift them up.

Come on. We're gonna kick now.
Come on.

Lift them up!

Come on, Nichols.
Tough it out.

Try to stay with me.
Come on.

Don't do me any favors.

I'm used to running
against the clock.

You'll be chasing bad dudes,
not clocks.

Your partner's
gonna be depending on you.

Come on.
Let's see you go for it.

Come on. No pain, no gain.

[PANTING]

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go, Turner.

Come on, Turner.

Come on, Turner!

Let's go, Turner!

[PANTING]

Good race, Turner.

Not good enough, sir.

Jeff?

Mind if I take a minute,
sir?

Take...

Two. Thank you, sir.

All right, Nichols. All right.
Nice finish.

Six point five seconds
off your best time.

[KATE EXHALES]

KATE:
I can't believe it.

I forgot all about
the clock.

You've got the lock picks?

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Good girl.

You did good. Go on.

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

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HOOKER:
This was the final position
of the police vehicle.

Both officers on the roadway,
both officers disarmed.

Both officers dead.
Lights, please.

The officers you just saw

didn't talk
vehicle approach tactics.

The driver officer
was suddenly staring

down the barrel of
the suspect's .45 auto.

The passenger officer
was told

to give up his weapon
by the suspect

or watch his partner die.

So he gave up his gun.
Partner died anyway.

So did he.

Bottom line,

officer survival begins
with...

communication.

Any question?

All right.
I'll see you at hand-to-hand

later this afternoon.

Class dismissed.

Uh, Kate, this might sound
like a dumb question, but...

do you sew?

Sure, why?

It might be
to our mutual benefit.

Our mutual benefit, huh?
Heh.

Yeah.

Talk about it at lunch?

How can I say no?

After you gave me the tip
on how to breathe when I shoot,

my range score's up
eight points.

Really?

Look how I'm breathing
already.

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Oh, that's terrific.
Just, uh...

Terrific.

[EXHALES]

Thanks.

No, no. Thank you.

May I ask you a question,
sir?

What is it,
Turner?

I-- I don't have any argument
with the communications advice,

but I recall reading in one
of our tactical bulletins

and in the Training Manual

that an officer should never
give up his weapon.

I mean,
under no circumstances.

I don't recall that material
being issued to the class yet.

I like to read ahead.
Habit of mine.

But I was wondering why
you didn't share that policy

with the class, sir?

You'll find a difference
between the field

and the Tactical Manual,
Turner.

It's easy to write "absolute"
in a book...

but it's never the same
out on the streets.

There's nothing certain
out there.

And I won't tell a cop

there's a strict policy
to follow

when he's making his own
decision about his survival.

Well, now, sir...

Does that comes from here
or from down here?

A little of both.

[CHUCKLING]

Okay, yeah. Well, thank you.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Okay.

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You've got to admit,
the guy is sharp.

Do I?

ROMANO: Hooker?

Well, how do you like it?

It's great, it's terrific.
It's a pattern. not a costume.

Yeah, well,
you were right.

There is not a frog costume
to be found anywhere.

Romano, the play starts
tomorrow night at 6.

Fran expects the costume there
an hour early,

and I know you don't sew.

Not to worry.
I've mobilized the troops.

What troops?

The lady who's gonna enjoy
the day with me on the boat.

She's gonna solve
the bottom half.

Romano,
there's no boat yet.

Who else?

Well,
I'm still mobilizing.

But not to worry,
Hooker.

[GRUNTING]

All right, Turner.

Good strategy.
Offense is the best defense,

If the results stink,
your partner's dead.

I guess I blew it.

I guess.

All right,
get up.

Your partner
can't read your mind.

If you're gonna make
the first move,

gotta take on both adversaries.
Give your partner time to react.

Any questions?

All right.

Break into groups of four
and get it on.

You all right, Nichols?

You're hard on Turner,
weren't you?

He was a little hard
on his partner.

But he knows
his hand-to-hand.

Any break
in the sniper investigation?

SHERIDAN: No. Zero.

Sitting on their hands?

not as fast
as you used to be

when you were flashing
a gold shield, Hooker.

Take care.

Forty-seven?

Hooker, look, I hate to side
with the brass,

but Turner
is better than that.

You're judging performance.
I'm rating attitude.

[GRUNTING]

Break them loose.
End of watch.

ROMANO:
Okay, end of watch! Hit it!

Looking good, Kate.

That work we did
on quick moves

instead of strength
in hand-to hand,

it works great.

Well, I have a few other ideas
that we can work on today.

Yeah?

It's a combination of aikido
and karate.

I can't, Vince.

Why not?

the bottom half
of that costume done in time.

Oh.

Maybe we'll do it
some other time, okay?

Uh-huh.

Still making those phony moves
on the new fish, huh, Romano?

What do you mean "phony"?

Hey.

I'm your regular, sincere,
upfront kind of guy.

[MOUTHS]
Oh.

Listen, Stacy, you said
you're gonna give me an answer

about doing some work

on the top half
of that frog costume?

If I have time after Smitty.

We've got this end-of-watch
workout program we're into.

[♪♪♪]

Oh...

Uh...

The gym's over there.

Who said anything
about a gym?

Not me.

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Mm.

Fantastic, Fran.

Daddy said you were helping
with my costume.

I thought you deserve credit
for all your help, Romano.

Thanks.

It is gonna be ready in time,
Uncle Vince?

Is it gonna be ready in time,
Uncle Vince?

Don't you worry about a thing,
Chrissie, darling.

I-- It's-- It's gonna be ready
in no time at all.

And speaking of
the Frog Prince,

You have to practice
your lines, Chrissie.

Okay. Guess I better be good

with all the trouble
getting a costume.

I guess so.

Honey, come on.

Good night, Daddy.

Oh, good night, sweetheart.

I can't wait to see
the costume, Uncle Vince.

Well, it will be terrific.
You can count on it.

See you all at the play.

Good night, sweetie.

CHRISSIE:
Night.

Is something bothering you,
Hooker?

Uh, something bothering...
I'm eating my cake.

Like a recruit named Turner?

Marginal,
one you have to terminate?

Romano doesn't seem
to think so.

We looked at his military
record together.

I learned that Turner and I
were in Nam at the same time.

Well, he'd won
the Bronze Star.

You pay the price
before they pin that on you.

Oh. How I know that.

In so many ways.

ROMANO:
Turner's military record
showed

that he barely qualified
in the Army rifle range.

Now he's
a distinguished expert.

I guess that's
what set Hooker off.

Hooker, are you worried
that the war made this Turner

into something or somebody who
shouldn't be a police officer?

When you've shared the trenches
and the jungles, the firefights,

you get to know what it's done
or what it hasn't done to vets.

I know the streets
in the same way, Fran.

And this guy, Turner...

He's not a soldier,
he's not a cop.

In hand-to-hand
this afternoon,

his first reflex
was to save himself.

He even used his partner
to do it.

But it was in a classroom
situation

where you're allowed to make
mistakes and learn from them.

But I think
I just heard Hooker say

that he was selfish, Vince.

I don't think that I would wanna
have a selfish partner

out there in that jungle
you two play in.

It's a game
of life and death.

And it's my responsibility
to decide...

whether Turner is worthy
to be another cop's partner.

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[BEEPING]

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You gotta believe
what I'm saying to you.

I'm telling you,
we're gonna make it.

We're gonna be rich.

You gotta trust me.

Jeff, please.

I'm frightened for you.

Try to understand, baby.

I get out of Nam.

I beat 40 years
in an Army stockade

because I take on the identity
of a dead man.

But all those cities,

one plan after another
that didn't work out.

You were always running
from trouble.

That's what happens when
you depend on other people

who can't handle nothing.

Not gonna happen again.
I learned my lesson.

This time it's me.
Just me.

Then why did you have to join
the police force?

Okay, General Patton
read Rommel's book

on tank warfare, see,

and he beats the guy.
I'm gonna do the same thing.

Beat them with their own game.

It's gonna break my escape from
the firebase that much easier.

Like the VC
pulling out of Ho Ding Gorge.

That was war. This isn't.

It is.

It's a war.

My war.

And I've been fighting it
since I was 11 years old,

since the cops got me
in an alley

and beat up on me...

unmercifully.

For stealing a bicycle.

And it's been that way
ever since.

Cops here, cops there,
shaking me down in the streets,

MPs hassling me in Vietnam.

You're attacking
a police station

because you hate cops?

Yeah, you got it.

It's my way.

And it's brilliant.

Because those cops
aren't prepared

for their own
to be the target.

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[BEEPING]

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SHERIDAN:
Sergeant Hooker,
His Honor was wondering

if you'd give us
a shooting exhibition.

I saw you win the championship
last year, Sergeant.

Remarkable performance.

I seem to recall
I had a strong wind

and weak competition
in my favor.

It might be valuable

if you gave these recruits
a standard to try for.

I'll give it a try.

You Honor.

Ready, Lou?

Anytime, Hooker.

HOOKER:
Go!

Police! Open up!

Time, 34 seconds.
Score, perfect.

Thank you. All right, Turner.
I know your classmates

are waiting
for the big shoot-out.

Let's not keep them
in suspense.

Yes, sir.

[GUNSHOTS]

LOU [OVER PA]:
Time, 42 seconds.
Score, perfect.

Hey, Hooker, you edged him
by eight seconds,

but he got
an extra bad guy.

That makes it a draw.

[CLAPPING]

You better talk to that cowboy
about target selection, Hooker.

You might be a hostage
yourself someday.

Lou took the words
right out of my mouth.

That hostage target
was questionable with a rifle.

A definite no-no
with a pistol.

I wanna talk to you later.

About that?

Among other things.

Yes, sir.

[♪♪♪]

Palmer on deck.

Nichols, you're up.

[BEEPING CONTINUES]

[♪♪♪]

Hey, guys.

What do you think?

Great.
Stacy, you are a lifesaver.

Not yet, Romano.
You need the other half

before you get the boat.

A boat?

Romano, you used my labor
to hustle yourself a boat?

Yeah, well...

Ah, yes.

Recruit Nichols' hobbies.

[♪♪♪]

Hooker, Romano, Sheridan.

Not a whole lot
of difference

with you with the mask on
or the mask off.

See what I mean?

Hooker, a Colonel Evans
of Army Intelligence called.

He wants to meet you
in an hour.

Army Intelligence?

I asked him to double-check
Turner's military record.

[CHUCKLES]

Heh. It's cute.

It's for a good cause,
Stacy.

Put it on, Romano,
and I'll turn you into a prince.

Yeah?

No, it's okay.
I know the story.

[♪♪♪]

Colonel Evans says we've found
a man the Army thought was dead.

Turner?

His real name
is Kevin Wyman,

an Army explosives expert
and sniper.

Our man switched identities
with Turner?

The colonel zeroed in on
the marksmanship discrepancy.

Turner's complete 201 file
told him

that the man we've been
training is Kevin Wyman.

[♪♪♪]

Intelligence was after Wyman

as part of a Saigon drug ring
in 1970,

but he volunteered
for sniper duty

and disappeared into the bush
before they could catch him.

I can understand
how Wyman could switch ID's

with Turner in Nam. But how'd he
get the Army records switched?

The drug ring had a contact

inside
the Army Records Department.

He was weeded out,

but not before he tampered
with some of the files.

All right. We know his name,

we know he was a criminal
in the Army.

But what's he up to now?

[BEEPING]

We've put in the additional wing
here, and it's an enclosed--

Recruit Turner
is on the phone.

He says he knows
the mayor is with you

and he's gonna blow up
the station

if you don't talk to him.

[♪♪♪]

TURNER:
Okay, Captain, now you shut up
and you listen.

Your whole station is mined
with plastic explosives.

If even so much one person
tries to get out,

I'm gonna get myself
a blue light,

and then all of you--

And that includes the mayor.

--are gonna get blown up
sky-high.

You've got a city.
You tell the mayor

I want $2 million.

I don't think that's
an unreasonable request.

I'm gonna tell you
how I want it

and where I want it delivered
when I'm ready.

But first, Captain,
something you gotta understand.

You see, the money
is more important to me

than a whole lot
of dead police officers

scattered
all over the place.

So I'm gonna give you
one last proof

that I mean what I say.

I'm gonna perform magic,
you see.

So first off, I'm gonna make
the storage room disappear.

Wait a minute. Turner!

Get you along now.

[EXHALES]

[BUTTON CLICKS,
DEVICE BEEPS]

That's what he's up to.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

HOOKER:
Wyman has put a lot of planning
into this, Captain.

Now that he's out in the open,
he's got to go for broke.

Army confirms that he's an
antipersonnel ordnance expert.

If you let SWAT
call the shots,

you'll be pulling the plug
on everyone in that building.

Now, don't sell SWAT short,
Hooker.

TURNER:
Testing. One, two, three, four.

Hello, Captain Sheridan.

Okay?

I don't want
any idle conversation.

I'm gonna talk.
You're gonna listen.

First off,
everyone in the station,

you do
just what the Captain says

because your lives
are in his hands.

Now, SWAT units,
you do not enter the park,

You do not approach
the station.

I mean, for any reasons.

Or your friends, you see,

are gonna be the consistency
of grease.

Okay, Captain Sheridan,

here are your delivery
instructions.

I want $2 million
in unmarked bills.

I want the money delivered
in precisely two hours.

You're gonna drop it
by helicopter

in the small clearing
marked with a white X.

I don't wanna see
anything unusual in that money

'cause if I do,
you're all gonna be dead.

And you tell those chopper crews
don't get cute,

'cause I got an M67
90-millimeter recoilless rifle,

and I've been practicing.

You got it?

Captain,
Wyman's a smart cookie.

Our only chance to nail him

may be when
he makes a run for it.

What's your assessment,
Lieutenant Lopez?

Hooker gives him
too much credit.

He's going nowhere with my men
surrounding this park.

Captain,

Wyman didn't plan
this whole thing

and forget he had to get out
of the park with the money.

Out of town,
out of the country.

How? With SWAT looking at him
on all sides.

Captain, the SWAT team
is as good as I've seen

in an urban environment,

but the park is no city,
it's a jungle.

The man we're after
is a jungle fighter,

who knows everything
about the SWAT operation.

What do you propose,
Sergeant?

Romano and I go in, alone,
Mr. Mayor.

We've crawled through
same rice paddies as Wyman.

I'm opposed. They miss,
there won't be another chance.

If you miss, Lieutenant?

Then you called
the best option

you had available to you.

Safe decision,
not an effective one.

We're running out of time.

It's your call, Captain.

You're the best judge

of your own resources,
Captain.

[♪♪♪]

Here's praying we do it,
partner.

Have to.

There's a frog costume
we gotta get out of there.

[♪♪♪]

TURNER:
Hello, Captain Sheridan.
This is a reminder

that you've got 20 minutes
to deliver the money.

I repeat
for the hard of hearing,

20 minutes.

This is it.
You've got, uh...

20 minutes
to make the drop.

MAN:
Roger, Captain,
we're on our way.

And if Hooker's right,
he'll take the money

and blow us up anyway.

It's his firebase,
all right,

and I'm betting the storm drain
is his escape route.

He's gotta be up
in the crest somewhere,

watching the Academy.

HOOKER:
That's his route in and out,

but it's probably
booby-trapped.

We'll have to parallel it.

[GRUNTS]

Punji sticks.
I wasn't looking for this.

Don't. Don't pull your leg out.
Those shafts on the side

will tear your leg to shreds.
You have to cut yourself out.

Clock's ticking, Hooker.
You better move out.

I'll be back.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]

[♪♪♪]

Put everything down.
Nice and easy, Turner.

Good going, Hooker.

You found me out.
Heh, heh.

Figured you would.

But it's not gonna matter
in the end.

Because unlike me,

you're willing to die
for somebody else.

So you drop that gun,

or I'm gonna blow everyone
in the station to smithereens.

Yeah.

Ha-ha-ha. Oh, Hooker.

Now, that was against
those odds I was telling about.

People in the station
are gonna die anyway.

This how you killed Turner
in Nam?

Well...

just like this.

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

I'm a firm believer
in flak jackets.

They cut the odds.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

You lost something, partner.

Yeah.

I feel better
knowing it works both ways.

You know what I like least
about this maggot?

He's gonna be big news.

The cause of another
Vietnam veteran headline.

I hate that.

I hate it
because it rubs off

on tens of thousands
of decent Americans

who fought in Nam.

They shouldn't have to share
the stench of scum like you.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

HOOKER:
Come on, quick. Let's go.

Let's go, let's go!
Here. Give me, give me, give me.

Go, go, go.

Daddy, Daddy!
I knew you'd come!

I wouldn't miss your play.
Look what I got.

I'm glad you're all right,
Hooker.

Frog's here.

Stacy was nice enough to call
to tell us

that you'd be late.

Mrs. Hooker, why don't I
help you get Chrissie ready?

Ah. Five minutes
to spare.

You go
get them.

Thank you very much,
all of you.

[EXHALES]

Well,
I guess Saturday's on.

Yeah, well,
I got a word of advice.

Lay it on me.

of a guy chasing a girl
till she catches him.

I wouldn't go on that boat
alone with her.

You wouldn't?

She's wrong for you. You think
you're in the driver's seat,

next thing, she's gonna ask
if you like kids.

Uh-huh. That the way
Smitty's talking these days?

At my age?
I wouldn't hear of it.

Well, you've both got her
all wrong.

Ta-da!

It's so beautiful.

You look terrific.

Better hug
your costume designer.

He got it mobilized.

CHRISSIE:
Thank you, Uncle Vince.

Aah. Yeah,
you're welcome.

I never hugged a frog before.

We have to hurry, Chrissie.
And I'll be right back.

[LAUGHS]

I asked one of the ladies
to save us some seats.

You did?

I love kids, don't you?

I mean-- Oh, yeah,
I love them. I-- Heh.

We should invite a few
to come on the boat with us.

Hooker and Stacy
are gonna come.

Aren't you, guys? It'll be
great fun, really. I--

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