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Previously on Swingtown.
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I want us to be
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completely open,
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all options on the table.
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You said yes to Tokyo,
didn't you?
You mad?
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Ask me from a Japanese pay phone
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after we've been apart
for three days.
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Sylvia's a partner
at Kessler and Loeb.
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Today's woman can do
anything she puts her mind to.
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I am going to eat
a pot brownie.
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Olly, olly,
oxen free!
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(women squealing and laughing)
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This works, you know?
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You and me.
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(sighs)
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Babe?
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What time is it?
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Well, it's bedtime
for me,
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but you've got about an hour
to get to the airport.
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(sighs)
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Not going to be easy
getting used to this schedule.
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(laughs)
Tell me about it.
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I was debating whether or not
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I should let you
sleep right through it.
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Come here.
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(both sigh)
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Did you know that
I can count on one hand
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the number of days
we've spent apart
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since we were married?
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Don't think about it in days,
think about it in hours.
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13-hour flight to Tokyo,
13-hour turnaround,
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quick 13-hour
flight back home.
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Why are there so many 13s
in that sentence?
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You superstitious?
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(laughs)
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Not about the flight.
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You don't do well alone, Tom.
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I'm not that guy anymore.
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And I wouldn't do anything
to mess this up.
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It's too... perfect.
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(sighs)
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Do you have any idea
how much I love you?
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(Trina giggling)
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JANET:
As you can see, ladies,
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this particular line
of stacking bowls
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is not just ideal
for storage and convenience,
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but it's also
spill-proof.
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How much
for the whole lot?
(laughs)
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If selling these things
were only that easy.
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I suppose the bright side
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of Susan moving
across town is that
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it opens up a
whole new market.
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If I could just relax and
remember my talking points.
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Maybe I can
help you relax, hmm?
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Take a later
train?
(laughs)
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Roger, what has
gotten into you?
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Well, I-I just
did my hair.
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(laughs)
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Come on, where's the crazy
skinny-dipper from the cabin?
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That was one weekend
of bad judgment,
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and I will not have you
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holding that over my
head my entire life.
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That was the most fun
I ever saw you have.
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(laughs)
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Oh.
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Well, maybe, uh,
we can pick back up
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when I get
home tonight.
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Last I checked,
today is not a Friday, Roger.
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(laughing):
Now go to work.
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Honestly.
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LAURIE:
"Anti-ERA leader
Phyllis Schlafly will testify
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"before the RNC today,
urging members
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"to stand up against
the Supreme Court's decision
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protecting a woman's
right to choose."
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("Mr. Big Stuff" plays)
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Can you believe this?
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It's a complicated issue.
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I don't see
what's complicated about it.
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Carter better win
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this election,
or women are totally screwed.
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Watch your
mouth, Laur.
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Why, because you don't
like what I'm saying?
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No, 'cause you sound
like a truck driver.
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Paper, please.
* You think you're higher
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* Than every star above...
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What's for
breakfast?
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Uh, this is actually for Janet's
luncheon, but there's
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English muffins in the fridge.
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Okay.
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* Mr. Big Stuff
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Wow. How many women are expected
at this thing?
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Mm, a dozen.
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Right.
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(Bruce and Susan laugh)
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I'm gonna take this dip over
to Trina's.
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Maybe she can use it
for her party tomorrow night.
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BRUCE:
What party?
I don't
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remember you mentioning a party.
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LAURIE:
Maybe you weren't
listening.
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It's a
fund-raiser.
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Apparently, the government
arrested some actor, and
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Trina and Sylvia are raising
money for his legal defense.
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The invitation's right there.
I'll see you tonight?
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* Who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Stuff *
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LAURIE:
Oh, wow. I don't
believe this.
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BRUCE:
What?
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(doorbell ringing)
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Come on in.
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You and Tom busy?
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Oh, Tom flew to
Tokyo last night.
Oh.
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But Sylvia and I were just
prepping for the party.
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Oh. Well, maybe
I can help.
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I-I accidentally made too much
seven-layer dip.
Oh.
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Thought if you had room
in your fridge,
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you could serve it
at the party.
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Oh, well, it's-it's
being catered.
Oh.
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But the two of us
have been at this
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since the
crack of dawn,
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so, if you don't mind,
I might just
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break out those chips
right now.
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Morning, Sylvia.
Hi!
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While I have you here,
I can use your opinion.
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What do you think?
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Exhibit A.
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(laughing)
Oh, my God!
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Who-Who is that?
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Oh, it's Harry.
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Well, maybe
you'd recognize him
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better without the stickers.
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(laughs)
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Harry Reems, our guest of honor.
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I...
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The star of Deep Throat.
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Deep Throat?
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(laughs):
Well, of course.
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What did you think
this party was for?
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Um...
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Captioning sponsored by
CBS PARAMOUNT
NETWORK TELEVISION
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* Give it up, give it up
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* Give it up,
give it up *
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* Ah, ah, ah *
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* Give it up for love
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* Ah, ah, ah *
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* Give it up for love.
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You're throwing a fund-raiser
for an actor in a porno film?
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Well, Harry's an American
citizen first and foremost.
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Not to mention
a very sweet guy.
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(laughs)
Yeah.
(phone ringing)
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Right back.
Okay.
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Hello?
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TOM:
Is this the lady
of the house?
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That depends
on who's calling.
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What you wearing?
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Oh, honey, you know I'm always
up for a little overseas chat,
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but you caught me in
full-blown party-planning mode.
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What time is it there?
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Who knows? The clocks are
all in Japanese.
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You in for the night?
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Hmm. Where am I gonna go?
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Wouldn't be any fun
without you.
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(laughs)
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Right, then I'll call
you in a bit and...
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tuck you in,
okay, babe?
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Mm-hmm.
(laughs)
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Love you.
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I love you more.
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(Japanese pop ballad plays)
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(sighs)
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(phone ringing)
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That was quick.
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You didn't give me time
to brush my teeth.
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MAN:
Don't bother on my account.
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Hey, Rex. No, I thought
you were the wife.
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Any plans?
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Nope. I'm hanging in tonight.
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Want to do some partying?
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Yeah? Who you with?
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Someone new. What do you say?
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Yeah... Why not?
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Yeah, stop by on your way out.
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TRINA:
Susan, if you have time
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to help stuff envelopes,
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I can promise you a signed
eight-by-ten glossy of Harry.
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(laughs)
Uh...
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Susan's not coming.
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SUSAN:
When I RSVP'd,
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I-I didn't realize
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what this party
was all about.
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I-I have children.
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SYLVIA:
What if one of them
grows up and decides
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to be a filmmaker or a painter?
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You want them living
in a country
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that-that prosecutes artists
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for expressing
themselves?
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Oh, you don't seriously
consider Deep Throat art?
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Who's to say?
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I mean, frankly,
I thought it was hilarious.
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(laughs)
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I'm-I'm curious, Susan.
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What did you find so offensive?
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I mean, beyond
the ridiculous premise.
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Well, to be honest,
I-I haven't seen it.
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SYLVIA:
So,
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you're fine letting them throw
a man in jail
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over a movie
you haven't even seen?
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SUSAN:
No, I...
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(laughs)
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I... It's-It's pornography.
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SYLVIA:
Susan, it's fascism.
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The Nixon administration set out
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to prosecute Harry Reems
for one reason--
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to distract attention
from Watergate.
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It has no legal
precedent.
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I'm sorry. This is not exactly
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the kind of thing my
husband and I discuss
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around the dinner
table, and I...
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SYLVIA:
Please tell me you're not
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one of those wives
who needs her husband
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to give her her opinion.
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TRINA:
Sylvia!
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SYLVIA:
Well, by looking
the other way,
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she's helping them
get away with it.
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What do you think it is
we're doing here?
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Well, Susan's not the enemy.
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It's all right, Trina.
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I think I better go.
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(snorting)
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Ah. You're up, buddy.
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Oh, not tonight.
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Still adjusting to
the time difference.
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You got to
at least have a drink.
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Sure. Uh...
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cocktail?
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Uh, just grab her a beer.
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She's, uh...
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She's exotic, Rex, but...
how do you communicate?
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Language of love.
(Japanese pop song plays)
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It's universal.
(giggles)
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(laughs)
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(knocking at door)
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Well, who could that be?
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Oh, I hope
you don't mind, Tom.
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I let some of the stews know
we'd be up here.
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(sighs)
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(laughter)
Hey!
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All right, let's
get this party started, huh?
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Let's have a round.
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This is Tom.
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No volleyball net.
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Are you sure?
I remember rolling it up
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right before we moved out
of the last place.
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Nope. Someone should have one
down at the beach.
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Or we could just tie a rope
between two trees?
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GAIL:
Samantha?
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Did you steal my
smokes from the pantry?
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Cigarettes don't get up
and walk off by themselves.
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Samantha doesn't smoke.
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No one's talking to you.
259
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,281
It was my fault, Mom.
I saw you were running low.
260
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,650
I should have
said something.
261
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:43,984
I'll ride by the store,
262
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,352
pick you up a couple packs.
263
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:48,121
Okay. Here.
264
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,289
I'll be counting
the change.
265
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,024
(sighs)
266
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,361
Don't keep me
waiting all day.
267
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,966
You stole your mom's cigarettes?
268
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,134
I always take two
out of each carton.
269
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,202
Why?
270
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,271
'Cause now we have enough to
buy a volleyball net.
271
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,673
Come on.
272
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,708
I'll race you
to the beach.
273
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,845
(indistinct shouting)
274
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,947
Good afternoon,
Miss Miller.
275
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,684
Afternoon,
Mr. Stephens.
276
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,886
So, last few days
of summer school.
277
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,754
Hmm. Time really flies, huh?
278
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,089
Do you think?
279
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,058
Feels to me like this week
is dragging on forever.
280
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,127
Hey, Laur.
281
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,763
Don't you look nice.
282
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,331
Hey, teach.
It's Logan.
283
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,134
We met a couple weeks
ago at that play.
284
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,169
Right. How's it going?
285
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,106
Can't complain.
286
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,709
Uh, Laurie,
I will see you in class?
287
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,643
Yup.
Logan.
288
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,148
What are you up to, Logan?
289
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,983
I saw him leave your house
last weekend.
290
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,219
No sense in
denying it.
291
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,887
You're spying on me?
292
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,188
More like
293
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,725
looking out for you.
294
00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,260
What do you want?
295
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,964
You.
296
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,132
(school bell rings)
297
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,067
Look, you better
go learn something
298
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,268
while you
still can,
299
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,870
because a teacher like that
300
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,739
might not be working here
much longer.
301
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,047
JANET:
The latest line
302
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,782
of easy-store
containers
303
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,784
passed over a dozen
factory tests.
304
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,787
This is our small bowl
in avocado.
305
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,822
Susan, if you'd kindly pour
306
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,223
the tomato soup...
307
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,324
Sorry.
(nervous
laughter)
308
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,396
Now, to retain
freshness,
309
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,298
you simply
lift a corner,
310
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,100
and you burp
the bowl
311
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,135
of all extra
air, snap...
312
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,237
and seal... whoops.
313
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,438
(all gasp)
314
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,340
Clumsy me.
315
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,342
Now, would you look
at that.
316
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,279
Not a drop
on the sofa.
317
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,313
(laughter, applause)
318
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,381
(doorbell rings)
319
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,349
Excuse me.
320
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,352
Now, if you ladies will
follow me into the kitchen...
321
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,957
Hi, I just wanted...
322
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,359
Oh, I'm sorry, do
you have company?
323
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,196
No, it's just, um,
more like a Tupperware...
324
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,864
party, something
Janet and I
325
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,032
have been doing forever.
326
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,035
I-I would have invited you,
but I-I didn't think you'd
327
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,938
be interested
in burping plastic bowls.
328
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,239
Good call.
329
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,241
I was worried
that you may
330
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,211
have felt a little
ambushed this morning.
331
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,347
Actually, I-I felt, um, stupid.
332
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,316
Oh, that's an
ugly word...
333
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,351
and the last one I'd use
to describe you.
334
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,386
I'm not sure Sylvia would agree.
Sylvia's used
335
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,388
to arguing in court--
she can come on a little strong.
336
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,456
Trina.
Hi.
337
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,191
I didn't think you'd
be joining us.
338
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,359
Oh, I'm afraid I
can't stay,
339
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,394
Janet, but sign me up
340
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,965
for a dozen of... whatever.
341
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,300
Susan,
it's showtime.
342
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,202
I'll be right in.
Okay.
343
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,204
Well, I'll let you get
back to your party.
344
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,206
Here's a little
research on the issue.
345
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,975
And the last thing
you should ever feel
346
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,476
is stupid, Susan.
347
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,411
If you happen to
change your mind
348
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,412
about the party,
349
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,314
the invitation's open, okay?
350
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,484
DOUG:
Thank you all very much
351
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:08,155
for your hard work in class
these last few weeks.
352
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:13,093
At least, I'm assuming
you worked hard.
353
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:18,331
I'll find out tonight
while I'm here grading these.
354
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,299
If you are sitting there
355
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,035
wishing you'd put in a
little more effort,
356
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,470
I could always use
some hot coffee,
357
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,338
maybe a donut
at around midnight.
358
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,875
(students laughing)
Anyone?
359
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,176
I'm just saying there's-
there's extra credit
360
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,210
in there somewhere.
361
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,548
(bell ringing)
362
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,495
BRUCE:
Susan?
363
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,898
Upstairs.
364
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,435
Is it after 6:00 already?
365
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,937
Yeah, I was kind
of hoping
366
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,438
you'd pick me up
from the station.
367
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,572
I'm meeting Roger
and the gang
368
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:00,440
for a last practice
369
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,475
before tomorrow's
bowling championship.
370
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,112
Sorry, I-I lost
track of time.
Uh...
371
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,617
"Reaming Harry Reems
in Court"?
372
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,953
Is this about
that fund-raiser?
373
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,388
It's terrible what's
happening to this man.
374
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,958
Susan, the guy's
a porno actor.
375
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,028
You-you know about him?
376
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,595
Yeah, yeah, I saw the movie.
377
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,364
You did?
378
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,498
A few months ago,
379
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,568
with some guys
from the exchange.
380
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,104
Why didn't you tell me?
381
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,173
It was just for laughs.
382
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,008
I didn't want you
getting the wrong idea.
383
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,177
Trust me.
384
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,512
The movie is not for you.
385
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,486
I want to go
to the party.
386
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,288
Well, we can't.
387
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,689
Why not?
388
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,358
I have the league
championship tomorrow,
389
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,293
and you don't want
to go to a party
390
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,962
like that without me.
391
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,965
Oh, come on.
392
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,433
You know what goes on
across the street.
393
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,069
Look, is dinner almost ready?
394
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,171
'Cause Roger's
picking me up in, like, 20.
395
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,438
(sighs)
396
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,440
Coming right up.
397
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,529
(murmuring)
398
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,505
Can we talk?
399
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,007
Sure, about what?
400
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,542
I saw Deep Throat
last night.
401
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,180
You went to a porno theater?
402
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,648
Yes.
403
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,217
Did anyone see you there?
I don't know.
404
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,552
I... nobody was paying
any attention to me anyway.
405
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,486
Well, no,
of course not.
406
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,721
What could possibly
be more interesting
407
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,722
than what they were watching?
408
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,290
(sighs)
409
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,292
What were they watching?
410
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,760
This ridiculous story about...
411
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,496
about a woman whose...
412
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,432
pleasure center
is in her throat,
413
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,367
and this wacky doctor
who helps her
414
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,769
to, uh, find it.
415
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,604
That's horrifying.
416
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,506
Oh, completely...
417
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,644
and... and also oddly...
amusing.
418
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,112
I... it's...
419
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,081
really, it's just a silly movie.
420
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,082
With naked people.
421
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,483
Yes.
Having sex.
422
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,517
Oh, yes.
423
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,153
Why are you telling me this?
424
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,522
Because...
425
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,692
the government's prosecuting
the leading actor.
426
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,327
Well, good.
427
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,762
No, it's not, they...
428
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,398
I mean, they're denying him
his First Amendment rights,
429
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,301
and Trina's throwing
a fundraiser
430
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,502
for his legal
defense tonight.
431
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,104
Why am I not surprised?
432
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,639
I want you to come with me.
433
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,611
To a party for a porno actor?
434
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,380
At Trina's?
435
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,615
I...
436
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,085
I think it's important,
437
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,686
and-and Bruce and Roger
438
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,621
are bowling tonight,
so I know you're free.
439
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,522
(sighs)
440
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,556
Please?
441
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,158
Remember that girl
442
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,626
who ate pot brownies
443
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,694
and played Twister at the cabin?
444
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,596
Why does everyone keep
throwing that back at me?
445
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,098
You know I would do anything
for you, Susan...
446
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,567
But not this.
447
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,269
I'm sorry.
448
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,241
There should be martini shakers
under the bar sink,
449
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:25,112
and if you need extra glasses,
they're right over here.
450
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,213
TOM:
Konichiwa.
451
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,247
Oh, baby.
452
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,648
You're home.
453
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,251
I told you I'd be back
in time for the party.
454
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:35,522
I tried calling a couple times
last night, or morning.
455
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,590
My time or your time?
Both.
456
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,392
You didn't pick up.
Yeah, well,
457
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,627
a few friends came by the room.
458
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,362
It turned into
quite a little party.
459
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,264
Really? Who?
460
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,465
(sighs)
461
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,767
Rex and the crew,
nobody special.
462
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,737
Well, I can use your help
463
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,439
putting up some
of these banners.
464
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,740
Mmm, you got it.
465
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,209
Just give me a few minutes
to rest my eyes.
466
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,715
MAN:
Does it bother you
467
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,652
to constantly be compared
with Olga Korbut?
468
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,721
I am not Olga Korbut;
I am Nadia Comaneci.
469
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,657
(interviewer laughs)
SPORTSCASTER: A very
confident Nadia...
470
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,825
Hey.
471
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,162
What's going on?
Bored.
472
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,264
The Deckers are having one
of their parties.
473
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,531
My mom's going.
474
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,799
Is that good or bad?
475
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,468
Good, for now.
476
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:25,505
I don't have to worry
about her till she gets home.
477
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,707
That's
that Romanian girl.
478
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,709
She was on the news
last night, too.
479
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,678
Look at that dismount!
480
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,546
She scored
another ten.
481
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,182
Hard to believe she's
just a kid, like us.
482
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,550
Yeah, except she's perfect.
483
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,686
I wonder what her mother's like.
484
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,854
Probably a lot like yours.
485
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:45,858
You want a Yoo-hoo?
486
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,627
(both sigh)
487
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,529
And the judges are
tallying her score.
488
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,763
(crowd cheering)
489
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,566
A perfect score!
Perfect.
490
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,336
Hey, when did you get home?
491
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,570
Few minutes ago.
492
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,206
It's bowling night, remember?
493
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,408
You going somewhere?
494
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,243
Um, Trina's party.
495
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,279
I thought we decided we
were sitting this one out.
496
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,481
Actually, you decided that.
497
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,816
Susan, this party
498
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,284
is about pornography.
499
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,353
I know what it's about.
500
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,588
I saw the movie.
501
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,957
Come again?
502
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,759
Last night,
when you were at practice,
503
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,729
I had to see for myself what
the fuss was all about.
504
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,297
LAURIE:
Are you guys talking
about Deep Throat?
505
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,765
Okay, Laurie,
506
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,667
you're interrupting
a private conversation.
507
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,768
Door was open.
508
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:29,702
I've had it
about up to here
509
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,737
with your sass,
young lady.
510
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,905
I don't want you going
511
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,841
to the Deckers' tonight,
not without me.
512
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,443
That's Mom's decision, Dad.
513
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,677
Laurie, don't talk
back to your father.
514
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,978
I was defending you.
515
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,647
(sighs)
516
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,249
Wow.
517
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,917
LAURIE:
You know, maybe
Dad's right.
518
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,786
If this party
is about fighting censorship,
519
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,355
maybe you don't belong there
after all.
520
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,791
I'll be home
521
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,893
after bowling.
522
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:01,768
We'll finish the
conversation then, okay?
523
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,408
(chatter)
524
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,476
TOM:
Tell us the truth.
525
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,710
That was a
camera trick.
526
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:11,811
On our budget?
527
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,846
What you see
is what you got.
528
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,248
Oh, well, that's
a little hard to swallow.
529
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,584
(groans)
Ignore my husband,
Harry.
530
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,851
The whole movie
is ridiculous
531
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,288
male fantasy,
never mind the...
532
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,889
anatomical stretch.
533
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:23,990
Hey, I'm not a real doctor.
534
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,858
I just played one in the movie.
535
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,860
Well, Linda Lovelace
didn't exactly invent
536
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:28,728
that move, you know?
537
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,730
Bet I could give her
a run for her money.
538
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,500
Enchantée, Mr. Reems.
539
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,867
My name is Gail.
540
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,436
I'm a big fan.
541
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,437
Ah.
542
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,538
(doorbell rings)
543
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,572
Excuse me.
544
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,608
She's not kidding,
you know?
545
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,775
(both laughing)
546
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,944
I'm not.
547
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,314
(gasps)
548
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,615
Susan...
549
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,417
You made it after all.
550
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,618
Yep.
551
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,287
Come on in.
552
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,823
Things are just
getting started.
553
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,859
(dance music plays)
554
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,536
(dance music playing,
people chattering)
555
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,439
Susan, you look fantastic.
556
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,640
Where's Bruce?
557
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,842
Bowling.
558
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,610
Tom, will you get
Susan a drink, please?
559
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,812
Sure. Bowling?
560
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,080
I don't
believe it.
561
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,349
Janet?!
562
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,451
Well, well, well.
563
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,786
Look who's stepping
up for Harry.
564
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,555
What are you
doing here?
565
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,856
I didn't come
to support pornography,
566
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,359
I just want to make that
perfectly clear.
567
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,627
I'm only here to support Susan.
568
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,728
Good for you.
569
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,364
Ladies, can I
get you a drink?
570
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,698
Gimlet, Susan?
571
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,099
Yes, please.
572
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,734
Uh, I'll have one,
too, please.
573
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,371
Let's mingle.
574
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,373
(women giggle)
575
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,548
(groans)
576
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,783
That bad, huh?
577
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,786
(sighs)
578
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,588
Don't worry, it's not yours.
579
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:02,955
I actually save
your essay till last.
580
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,824
It gives me something
to look forward to.
581
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,460
Coffee and a bear claw.
582
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,461
(chuckles)
583
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,564
Seems you are the only one
584
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,466
who took my offer of
extra credit seriously.
585
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,067
I'm not here for extra credit.
586
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,904
What are you here for?
587
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,408
It's been a weird couple days.
588
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,077
Yeah, yeah.
589
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:28,815
You, uh, you seemed a little
out of sorts in class.
590
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,583
Anything you want to talk about?
591
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:33,119
No.
592
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,854
Just wanted to see you.
593
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:42,495
"By renouncing fear
in his definition
594
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,531
"of an examined life,
Camus hands each of us
595
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,867
the tools of
our own salvation."
596
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:48,735
Cindy Linder wrote this?
597
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,737
Mm-hmm.
598
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,138
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
599
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:53,440
Eh, eh.
600
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,741
Sorry, you can't read that.
601
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,743
Right. Sorry.
602
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,546
(chuckles)
603
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,516
You're a really good teacher,
you know that?
604
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,753
Only for one more week,
then class dismissed.
605
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,588
Then what?
606
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,891
I don't know.
607
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,060
But I sure am
looking forward to it.
608
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,697
Me, too.
609
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,469
Where you going?
610
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:27,173
To renounce my fear,
like Cindy said.
611
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:37,684
("Give Up the Funk"
by Parliament playing)
612
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:38,885
* Give up the funk
613
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,720
* Ow, we need the funk
614
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,154
Here you go, ma'am.
615
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:44,123
Thanks for your support.
616
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,592
I'm afraid that's
my last picture.
617
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,093
Well, don't worry, ladies,
618
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,629
I'll dig up some posters
from the movie.
619
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,131
Worst case,
you can sign Polaroids.
620
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:53,766
I've signed stranger things.
621
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,767
(laughs)
622
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,736
Bored yet?
623
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,805
I could think of
a couple things
624
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,873
to liven up
the party.
625
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,109
(whispers): Ever have a
Singapore Swing?
626
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:07,146
Uh, I'm-I'm gonna grab some food
while I got the chance.
627
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,685
It's a complete witch hunt,
628
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,087
conceived and executed
by Washington ideologues.
629
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:18,224
And we're all paying for
it with our tax dollars.
630
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:19,526
That's right.
631
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,161
Susan, I am so glad
you're here.
632
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,996
What changed your mind?
633
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,799
I might not agree
with what the movie stands for,
634
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:27,867
but you were right.
635
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,902
Harry Reems is
being railroaded.
636
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:32,071
It's censorship,
pure and simple.
637
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,673
I owe you an apology.
638
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:34,541
You and I live
639
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:35,642
completely different lives,
Sylvia.
640
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:38,878
I don't expect you to understand
where I'm coming from.
641
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,913
And I never will
if I don't remember to listen.
642
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,817
Apology accepted.
643
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,686
Thank you.
644
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,890
I need a break.
645
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,992
Well, these watercress
sandwiches are delicious.
646
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,761
Mm, too spicy
for me.
647
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,896
If you're afraid
of a little spice,
648
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,665
I don't know
why you're at this party.
649
00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,799
Little help from my friends.
650
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,835
They're trying
to keep me out of jail.
651
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:06,238
Oh, my goodness.
652
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,675
Uh, you're him?
653
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:09,842
Harry Reems.
654
00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,979
That cannot be your real name.
655
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,313
No.
656
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,582
It's how people know me.
657
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:18,818
Seems to me, people know you for
an entirely different reason.
658
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,887
My winning smile.
659
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,921
(both chuckle)
660
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:22,955
Ha-ha.
661
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,196
I haven't seen your film, Mr.
Reems, so pardon my ignorance,
662
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,031
but what the heck
were you thinking?
663
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:33,933
It was a job.
664
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:36,068
They weren't hiring
at Woolworth's?
665
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,203
(laughs)
666
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:38,938
I'm an actor.
667
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,007
I just wanted to pay my bills.
668
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,010
Well, I hope they paid you well,
for all the trouble it caused.
669
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,946
$250. That's it.
670
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:50,617
My legal expenses are
in the tens of thousands.
671
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,019
Plus, no one will hire me
as an actor now.
672
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,890
Certainly there must be
something else you can do.
673
00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,225
I, for example, am in sales.
674
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,893
No kidding.
675
00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:01,894
What do you sell?
676
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,897
Uh, kitchen necessities.
677
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,333
Though I'm not sure
they'd let a man do the job.
678
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,101
I cater almost
entirely to women.
679
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:12,138
I'm pretty good with women.
680
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:20,046
Well, you really knocked
'em down tonight, Bruce.
681
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,213
Congratulations.
682
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,983
Thanks.
683
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,285
You know we-we won
the trophy, you know?
684
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,787
Yeah, I'm sorry, Rog.
685
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,289
It's just, you know,
trouble at home.
686
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,191
What kind
of trouble?
687
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,660
Something's going on
with Susan.
688
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:36,663
I'm not quite sure
how to explain it.
689
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:39,866
Does it have to do
with the, um...
690
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,100
you know, the thing
with the Deckers?
691
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,936
Uh, yeah, in a way.
692
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:47,674
Nothing's been the same
since we met Tom and Trina.
693
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,976
You want to hear
something weird?
694
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,778
It gets weirder?
695
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:52,945
Okay.
696
00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,282
The morning after that first
night with Tom and Trina,
697
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:59,418
that is the closest I have
felt to Susan since...
698
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,820
our honeymoon.
699
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:03,189
Yep, that's pretty weird.
700
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:04,824
But now,
701
00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:07,694
it's like she's this
completely different woman.
702
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,028
What do you mean?
703
00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,063
Well, she's got
all these new opinions.
704
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:13,700
I mean, she's not
picking me up at the train,
705
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,002
dinner is not ready
when I get home.
706
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:17,904
She went and saw a porno movie,
707
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,405
for Pete's sake.
708
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,207
I mean, sure, the sex,
yes, is great,
709
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,876
but these
other things, man...
710
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,778
I'm sorry, you are,
you're talking
711
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:26,946
to the wrong guy
on this one.
712
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,716
The only time I'm allowed
to have sex with my own wife
713
00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:31,383
in my own house is
every other Friday night.
714
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,021
Wow.
715
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,756
Um...
Yeah.
716
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:39,992
Yeah, figured Janet might have
loosened up a bit
717
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,227
after that night at the cabin.
718
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,962
All Janet brought back
from the cabin
719
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,064
is her determination
to stay Susan's best friend.
720
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,966
That's why she went to
Trina's party tonight.
721
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,401
Janet went to
the Deep Throat party?
722
00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:50,870
Only because she thought
Susan needed her.
723
00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:52,772
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, Susan is there, too?
724
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:53,873
I'm sorry, to the what party?
725
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,277
Check, please.
726
00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:01,113
(door opens)
727
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,186
Hey, Laur.
728
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,055
Thanks for
meeting me, Logan.
729
00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:11,323
So where's your teacher?
730
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,492
Grading papers.
731
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,828
You know I can bring him down
anytime I want.
732
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,898
Then what's stopping you?
733
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,035
I don't get you.
734
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:25,171
I know.
735
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,839
But he does.
736
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:30,142
Look, I understand
you're not happy.
737
00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:33,813
And, yeah, you have
all the power.
738
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:36,348
But you also have a choice.
739
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:41,453
Do you remember the day we met?
740
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:46,092
You stepped on that rusty nail
at the beach.
741
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:49,395
And you carried me
all the way to your truck,
742
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:52,231
told me stupid jokes
in the emergency room.
743
00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,200
(chuckles softly)
744
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,068
I didn't expect that from you.
745
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:58,938
That's the reason
I went out with you.
746
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,809
So what do you want me to do?
747
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,813
Just let me go.
748
00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:07,847
DOUG:
Laurie?
749
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,250
Are you still
out there?
750
00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:15,021
You're really sure
this is what you want?
751
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,434
Hey.
752
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,468
I thought you left already.
753
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,337
I was just about to.
754
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,439
Well, I'm, uh,
I'm all finished up,
755
00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:36,242
so if you need a ride home...
756
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,844
No, thanks.
757
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:38,878
I'm gonna walk.
758
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,550
One more week, right?
759
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,287
Yeah, one more week.
760
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,496
(silverware tapping on glass)
761
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,968
Thanks for coming, everyone.
762
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,269
Um, I want to thank
763
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:06,472
our wonderful hosts,
Trina and Tom Decker,
764
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,107
for welcoming us
into their home.
765
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,109
(applause)
766
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,445
And we are honored to have
Harry Reems among us tonight.
767
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,514
(applause)
768
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:20,386
They have the nerve
to charge Mr. Reems
769
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:23,255
with conspiracy to distribute
obscenities across state lines,
770
00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:24,323
of all ridiculous things.
771
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:28,160
Now, as you all know,
Mr. Reems is being targeted...
772
00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:30,629
There's Janet.
773
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:31,998
BRUCE:
No Susan?
774
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:34,366
(crowd booing, hissing)
775
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,436
SYLVIA:
And it's up to us
to do something about it.
776
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:40,006
And now, to cap off the evening,
we have a very special treat
777
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,208
for all of you.
778
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,876
Get your things;
we're going home.
779
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:45,277
Bruce...
780
00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:46,913
TRINA:
So, please,
781
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,347
grab whomever's next to you,
782
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,450
and join us for a private
screening of Deep Throat.
783
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,585
(cheering, excited chatter)
784
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,889
Roger, what are
you doing here?
785
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,891
What am I doing here?
786
00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,927
Are you okay?
787
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,262
Of course I'm okay.
788
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,396
Well, hey, good.
789
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:06,933
Well, they're about to show
the movie, so we better go.
790
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,401
It's just a movie, Roger.
791
00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:11,437
How bad could it be?
792
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:14,240
Are you saying
you want to stay?
793
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,946
What is going on
with you, Susan?
794
00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:23,082
I came to hear people discuss
an important issue.
795
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:24,450
More important to you
than me?
796
00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:26,285
Look,
797
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:28,988
look, you know I didn't
want you to come tonight.
798
00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,556
Bruce, you're making
a scene.
799
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,258
You two all
right?
We're fine.
800
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,960
This is my husband,
801
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,961
uh, Bruce.
802
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,195
This is Harry Reems.
803
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,463
Yeah, I know
who you are.
804
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,165
Look, this is between me
and my wife...
805
00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:40,032
Hey, come on, man, be cool.
806
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,333
If she wants to stay,
she should stay.
807
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,468
Oh, shut up, Harry!
808
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:43,970
Bruce!
809
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,604
(projector clacking)
810
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,239
(sighs)
811
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:50,176
Get your things,
we're going home.
812
00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:51,643
(people murmuring)
813
00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:54,680
No, I'm not.
814
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,254
Fine.
815
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,257
Where are you
going?
816
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,293
Bruce...
817
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,175
(film projector clacking)
818
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:24,676
(fly unzipping)
819
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:26,678
(scattered chuckles)
820
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,680
(woman moaning)
821
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:30,682
(giggling)
822
00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,684
(woman moaning)
823
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:34,686
Oh!
824
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,688
MAN:
Yeah!
825
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,724
(laughing)
826
00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:47,199
Right back.
827
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,035
(woman moaning)
828
00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,745
You okay, Susan?
829
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:02,748
I don't know.
830
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:06,052
Everything seems to be
getting so complicated.
831
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:09,655
How do you mean?
832
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:15,161
Bruce and I
aren't in sync
833
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:17,163
the way you
and Tom are.
834
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,065
You-you, you always
seem to know
835
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:22,068
where the other's
coming from and...
836
00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:25,071
we don't have that.
837
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,475
Well, change isn't
easy on a couple,
838
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:33,112
no matter how close
you are.
839
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,516
What if I'm the only one
who's changing?
840
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,354
What if Bruce is...
841
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,092
...incapable, somehow?
842
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:53,099
Then it's up to you
to help him.
843
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,436
(dishes clanging)
844
00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,439
(sighs)
845
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:03,442
Well, that was...
perverse.
846
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:06,445
Just kinda dumb,
I thought.
847
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:08,480
Well, it certainly
was that.
848
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,718
Well, I'm sorry
if it upset you.
849
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,189
Well, it didn't exactly,
upset me.
850
00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:19,225
Just...
851
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:25,131
Did, um, did any part
of you like it?
852
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,602
Why, did-did you?
853
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,304
There you are, Janet.
854
00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,340
I saved one for you.
855
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:36,775
You two want to
856
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:38,377
join us in the basement?
857
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:41,213
We got a little after party
kicking up.
858
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,150
Thanks, Harry.
859
00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:46,418
Uh, but I think it's time
for us to, uh...
860
00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:48,420
move on along.
861
00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:49,755
Right?
Yes, definitely.
862
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,157
Time to go.
863
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,394
Mr. Reems.
864
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,529
Good luck to you.
865
00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,531
Thanks.
866
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:01,567
I appreciate that.
867
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:10,809
If you could be any animal
in the world, what would you be?
868
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:15,814
A bird.
869
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,817
What would you be?
870
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,319
(sighs)
871
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,388
I don't know.
872
00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:24,423
Tiger, maybe.
(chuckles)
873
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,891
(laughs)
874
00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:29,561
If you could be any person
in the world, who would you be?
875
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,831
Can I choose to be me?
876
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,602
Then me.
877
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,637
What about you?
878
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:41,707
Well, definitely not me.
879
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,809
Or you.
880
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,711
Then who?
881
00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:50,216
Nadia?
882
00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:53,252
(bottles clattering)
883
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:55,287
Damn it!
884
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,691
I gotta go.
885
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,460
Here.
886
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,229
Take this.
887
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:18,444
Mom,
888
00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:20,479
you okay?
889
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,950
You been in my
liquor cabinet?
890
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:27,253
No, Mom.
891
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,824
Maybe you shouldn't have
anymore tonight.
892
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:35,827
I'm the parent,
893
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,829
you are the kid.
894
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,831
Got it?
895
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,867
Yeah.
896
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:45,404
Good night.
897
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:47,439
You think I'm a terrible
898
00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:48,974
person,
899
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,442
don't you?
900
00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,777
No.
901
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,846
You're just unhappy.
902
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,533
I love you,
Samantha.
903
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,303
I love you, too.
904
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:39,358
(sighs)
905
00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:43,695
I didn't go to that party
tonight to upset you.
906
00:37:43,729 --> 00:37:46,698
Why did you go?
907
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:49,701
I think...
908
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,870
sometimes I feel like
909
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:53,405
I don't know
what's going on
910
00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:54,506
in the world.
911
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,574
It-it's
912
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:56,742
not about you.
913
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,344
It... it's not about us.
914
00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:00,346
It's-it's about me.
915
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:02,047
Everything
916
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,050
keeps shifting.
917
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,585
(sighs)
918
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:09,655
You, you gotta stop moving
the goalpost on me.
919
00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:12,491
I know it's
confusing for you, Bruce.
920
00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,393
It's confusing for me.
921
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,367
I just want to know...
922
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:27,439
...where all this is taking us.
923
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,376
I don't know.
924
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:37,783
But I love you.
925
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:50,061
*
926
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,983
TOM:
Some party.
927
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,151
Mmm.
928
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,620
Mm-hmm.
929
00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,655
How's Susan?
930
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:20,058
Oh, she and Bruce are having
some growing pains.
931
00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,596
Do you realize
when we first met,
932
00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:28,166
I was a stewardess
on an international route,
933
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,136
and you were a co-pilot
on his first big assignment?
934
00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:33,472
Mm-hmm.
935
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:36,508
You were also in a committed
relationship at the time.
936
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:37,976
Technically,
937
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,446
I was the other woman.
938
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,448
Those were extraordinary
circumstances.
939
00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:46,485
They seem to be repeating
themselves.
940
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,487
You want me to quit
this route?
941
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,521
I'll do it tomorrow.
942
00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:55,527
No...
943
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:58,564
I just want you
to understand...
944
00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,668
...the reason I didn't want
you to take it
945
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,670
in the first place.
946
00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:07,506
What are you afraid
of, babe?
947
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,808
Losing you.
948
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,843
Never gonna happen.
949
00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:14,145
That's a promise.
950
00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:24,723
(moans)
951
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,759
Mmm.
952
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,731
Want to join our guests
down in the basement?
953
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,566
Maybe, later.
Right now
954
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,569
I feel like spending
some alone time
955
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:40,205
with my wife.
956
00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:42,608
* I am woman, hear me roar
957
00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:46,177
* In numbers too big to ignore
958
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:50,516
* And I know too much to go back
and pretend... *
959
00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:52,518
Samantha.
960
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:54,553
Look out your window.
961
00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,922
* ...and I've been down there
on the floor *
962
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:02,628
* No one's ever gonna keep me
down again *
963
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,631
* Whoa, yes, I am wise
964
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:08,967
* But it's wisdom born of pain
965
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,703
* Yes, I've paid the price
966
00:41:11,737 --> 00:41:14,272
* But look how much I gained
967
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:19,545
* If I have to,
I can do anything *
968
00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:21,279
* I am strong
969
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,247
* Strong *
970
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,149
* I am invincible
971
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:25,551
* Invincible *
972
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:29,588
* I am woman...
973
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:36,628
* You can bend
but never break me *
974
00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:39,631
* 'Cause it only serves
to make me *
975
00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:44,870
* More determined
to achieve my final goal *
976
00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:48,640
* And I come back
even stronger *
977
00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,942
* Not a novice any longer
978
00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:56,281
* 'Cause you've deepened
the conviction in my soul *
979
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:59,651
* Oh, yes, I am wise
980
00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:03,021
* But it's wisdom born of pain
981
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,323
* Yes, I've paid the price...
982
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,926
You went to the party anyway,
didn't you?
983
00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:12,631
* If I have to,
I can do anything... *
984
00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:13,599
Yeah.
985
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,634
* I am strong
* Strong... *
986
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:18,169
Way to go, Mom.
987
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:24,175
* I am woman
988
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:29,615
* I am woman
989
00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:32,618
* I am invincible
990
00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:34,620
* I am strong
991
00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:35,954
* I am woman.
992
00:42:35,987 --> 00:42:40,158
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00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,694
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