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♪
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[Ingmar] When I found out
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that the person I thought
was my best friend...
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[laughing]
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...my partner,
had lied to me...
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[Agent Poll]
Your boy Tex
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wasn'’t a stuntman.
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[Poll] That was his cover.
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He was a hitman.
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[Ingmar] And was still alive...
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I'’m warning you.
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Don'’t talk to the FBI
about our little meeting.
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-Or what?
-If you do, I'’m gonna kill you
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right after I kill
your daughter.
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[Ingmar]
Tex threatening Sarah
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had made me concerned
for her safety.
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So I didn'’t think
there would be any harm
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in calling her to make sure she was all right.
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[telephone ringing]
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-[ringing]
-Ohh. What?
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Is that any way
to talk to your father?
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It is when he'’s calling me
every fifteen minutes
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to know whether or not
I'’m okay.
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Nobody'’s been bothering you,
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no strange people
showing up in your life?
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As a matter of fact,
there is a strange person
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-who'’s shown up in my life.
-Who?
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You.
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[disconnects]
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Sarah.
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-Mr. Bergman, hi!
-I just wanted to let you know
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that you didn'’t get
the promotion.
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-Robert did.
-I did.
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I hope there'’s
no hard feelings.
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No. O-Of course not.
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Good.
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-Sir? Quick question.
-Sure.
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How did you make
the final decision?
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To be honest with you,
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you both were
dead equal.
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Well, that'’s not true.
I was a little better.
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Like I said...dead equal.
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The reason why
he got the promotion
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was because, well,
he had seniority.
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By one week.
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Like I said...seniority.
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Have a good day.
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Hope there'’s no
hard feelings.
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No. '’Course not.
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[Robert whistling]
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Aaaaaah!
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♪
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[speaking Swedish]
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[imitates bass-and-drums]
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Boing! Boing!
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Hey!
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We'’re walkin' here!
We'’re walkin' here!
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Watch where
you'’re goin', asshole!
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Hey, asshole!
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[speaking Swedish]
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[siren bleats]
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Ingmar.
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Just the man
we wanted to see.
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There'’s been
an interesting development
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in Dimitri'’s murder case.
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Autopsy shows
the poison on the darts
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is a close variant
to a poison we believe
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Tex used on a hit
in Chicago
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eleven years ago.
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While you two
were filming Death Hard.
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So, what are you sayin'’ here?
Huh?
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Oh, you think Tex
might have something to do
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-with Dimitri'’s murder?
-Yeah.
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Tex is dead, guys.
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True. Tex is dead.
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If anything should
pop into your memory
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about what happened
when you were at Dimitri'’s,
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you give us a call.
All right?
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[Ingmar] Sure.
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[car doors shut]
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[speaking Swedish]
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[Ingmar]
So, after much thinking
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and drinking...
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I had come to a conclusion.
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The best way to ensure
Sarah'’s safety
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was for me to leave
this crazy, fucked up world...
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...and go back home...
to Sweden.
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-[Sarah] Sweden?!
-That'’s right.
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But you said
you'’d never go back.
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Yeah, I know,
but I say a lot of things
I don'’t mean
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and I talk a lot of crap.
You know.
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Yeah, but what made you
change your mind?
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Honestly, I do miss it.
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-You miss the freezing cold?
-Yeah, and the darkness?
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And the very high taxes?
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I know it might sound crazy,
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but yes, I do miss those things.
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Especially the high taxes.
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I mean, they make sense,
after all.
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But...what about us?
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Who'’s always been nagging me
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about giving her
some more space?
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That'’s true.
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What about the agency?
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I mean, we can'’t
close it down now.
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No, you don'’t have to.
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No, I-I want to
keep it going,
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but I-I need a partner.
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-I be your partner.
-Really?
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On one condition.
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We keep name same.
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Well, thank you, Sun,
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that'’s very nice of you,
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but you don'’t
have to keep the name
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just to honor
my memory.
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I no keep name
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to honor your memory.
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I keep name
to keep costs down.
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[Ingmar]
So it was decided
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I'’d go back to Sweden...
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which would hopefully
keep Sarah out of harm'’s way.
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[tires screech in distance]
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[loud clank]
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-[tires screech]
-[metallic scraping]
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Hello?
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[clank]
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I know there'’s someone here.
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Look, I think it'’s only fair
that I warn you,
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my father is a kickass
private investigator,
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and he will track you down
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if you so much as
touch a hair on my head.
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Do you hear me?
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[metallic scraping sound]
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All right, you know what?
Fuck it.
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You want to play hardball,
let'’s play hardball.
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Come out where I can see you.
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Wha-- Oh-- Oh, my God! Robert!
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-Do you hear me?
-[groans]
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I heard someone screaming.
What happened?
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I-- I ju-- I don'’t know.
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Just go call the ambulance.
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Looks like you got
that promotion...
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after all.
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[groans]
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[exhales]
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[Ingmar] Robert'’s beating
had been more than
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just an opportunity for
Sarah to advance her career.
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It had been a message from Tex.
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[cell phone ringing]
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[ringing]
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Hello?
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-Did you get my message?
-No.
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Sure you did.
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The beating in the garage?
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Just wanted to let you know
that I'’m around.
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This is what happens
when you talk to the FBI.
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I didn'’t say anything.
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Shut up and listen.
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Next time...
it'’s your daughter.
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Tex...
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you don'’t have to worry about
me saying anything to anybody.
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In fact, I'’m moving back home.
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To Switzerland?
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No, Sweden.
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I think it would be best
for all of us...
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-if I go back.
-Yes.
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That makes sense.
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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One more thing.
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Yeah, what?
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Remember to flush.
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Tex?
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[Sun] I no understand.
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Out there people cheating,
stealing, killing...
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Why we have no client?
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You just have
to be patient.
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-You be patient!
-[mug shatters]
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Oh. Sorry.
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I just-- I didn'’t
mean to yell.
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I just-- I nervous. I--
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It'’s my first day on job. I--
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I need something
to calm me down.
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Yeah, maybe a nice, hot cup
of herbal tea.
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I prefer hot cup
of masturbate.
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What?
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-Is better than hot cup of tea.
-[knocking on door]
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Sarah.
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I want to hire
the two of you.
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[gasps] First client.
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-Uh, yes.
-What'’s wrong?
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Okay, you know
that guy Robert
from my job
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who beat up in the garage?
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Now he'’s accusing me.
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Of beating him up?
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No, of hiring
the person who did.
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-Why would you do that?
-To get the promotion.
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Yes, exactly.
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Ohh.
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Very clever
on your part.
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Well,
I didn'’t do it, Sun.
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And we prove
you not do it.
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And even if you did...
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we girls stick together.
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-Hmm?
-Yeah.
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I relax now.
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[Ingmar] Obviously I was
a little upset
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when I heard that Sarah
had hired the Dicks
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to find out
who had beaten up Robert,
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but I played it cool.
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Are you out of
your fuckin'’ minds?!
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You can'’t take
Sarah'’s case!
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-Why not?
-Why not?
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-Isn'’t it obvious, Axel?
-No.
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-No?
-No!
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-Are you sure?
-Yes.
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-Yes? Yes?
-Yes!
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Su--
It'’s a conflict of interest.
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Don'’t you get it?
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I mean, of course
you'’ll prove Sarah
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had nothing to do with it,
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because you know Sarah
and you like her...
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-He love Sarah.
-No--
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-You want to kiss her.
-I don'’t love her. I-I--
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-You attracted to her.
-Attraction is not love.
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Well, tell that
to your man-stick.
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You can'’t
accept this case,
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because it'’s not even a case.
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Of course it'’s a case!
She hired us!
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Are the police
pressing charges?
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-No.
-No?
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Then it'’s not a case.
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It'’s just Robert,
who'’s angry,
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saying angry things.
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Yeah, but he'’s saying them
to Sarah'’s co-workers.
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So what?!
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So, this a big promotion
for Sarah.
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She want people to know
she earn it, not steal it.
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You can'’t take
this case from us...
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[Ingmar] I knew
they had a point.
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Just like I knew
that they would get suspicious
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if I kept trying to get '’em
to drop the case.
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Tell those fuckin'’ clowns
to drop the case.
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I did.
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But they wouldn'’t listen.
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Maybe they'’ll listen
to a bullet.
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If the police
couldn'’t find anything,
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they'’renot gonna
find anything.
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You didn'’t leave
anything behind, did you?
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Of course I didn'’t
leave anything behind.
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I'’m a fuckin' professional.
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Then you have
nothing to worry about.
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[Ingmar] And there was nothing
to worry about,
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until Axel and Sun
decided to "good cop-bad cop"
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the parking lot attendant.
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Well, I mean,
I have to say
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this is a beautiful garage.
258
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It really is.
259
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,942
I mean, I wish I could
park here every day.
260
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,031
Oh, wow. Great. Thanks.
261
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,728
So, you didn'’t see
anything unusual
262
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,643
the night it happened?
263
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,905
Same old same old.
264
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,951
Cars comin'’ in,
cars goin'’ out.
265
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,561
You tell truth now,
266
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,781
or I beat up
your skinny black ass!
267
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,697
-[Axel] Sun! Sun! Easy!
-[Sun] God, you'’re too skinny!
268
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,959
Hey! Hey!
269
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,830
What the hell
are y'’all doin'?
270
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:44,051
Uh, just trying
to find out some information.
271
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,966
-[Sun] Yeah.
-You know, I hired you two
272
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,055
because people think
that I may have had
something to do
273
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,622
with beating up my colleague
to take his promotion.
274
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,538
And the way you find out
said information
275
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,627
is by threatening bodily harm?
276
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,195
Do you have any idea
how that makes me look?
277
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,502
-Consistent?
-Axel!
278
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,417
You right.
My bad.
279
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,593
Sorry.
280
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,682
I still trying
to find my style.
281
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,772
Style? I'’ll tell you, girl,
you haven'’t found it yet.
282
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,557
You know what?
This was a mistake.
283
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:13,602
I'’m goin' to Jane McKinney.
284
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,822
-No! McKinney?
-Yeah! McKinney.
285
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,739
Shit, fuck, shit!
286
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,220
Who the fuck is Jane McKinney?
287
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,266
[Ingmar] Nobody.
Small-time private
288
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:29,139
investigator. Loser.
Nothing to worry about.
289
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,663
You always were
a terrible liar.
290
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,622
Because I'’m addicted
to the truth.
291
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,190
You want the truth?
292
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,844
I'’ll give you the truth!
293
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,977
If you don'’t stop McKinney
from taking the case,
294
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,326
people will die.
295
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,031
[telephones ringing]
296
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,252
Word on the street is,
you'’re leaving town.
297
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,125
-Right.
-What'’s the matter, Shmigmar?
298
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,475
Big dogs finally beat you down?
299
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:03,391
Nah, just time to go home,
simple as that.
300
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,828
Believe it or not,
we'’re actually gonna miss you.
301
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,874
I don'’t believe that.
302
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,790
Good...
because it'’s not true.
[chuckles]
303
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:14,315
Jane, I'’m here because
I want to ask you a favor.
304
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,404
Oh, come on, Ingmar.
305
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:20,190
You know I only sleep with
Danes, Finns, and Norwegians.
306
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:24,151
Pffft. Please
drop my daughter
as a client.
307
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,806
You afraid I might find out
she has something to do with it?
308
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,633
Yeah. And if she did,
309
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:32,420
I know that you'’ll find out
because you'’re the best.
310
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,857
True.
311
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,337
I'’ll tell you what
I'’m gonna do.
312
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,469
I'’ll drop your daughter's case--
313
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,470
Great.
314
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,863
--if you go on the record
315
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,386
and let everybody know
that the reason
316
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,041
you'’re leaving town
is because I beat you down.
317
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,394
What the hell
does "on the record" mean?
318
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,569
[click]
319
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,006
The reason
320
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:56,270
I'’m quitting
the Swedish Dicks
321
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,706
and goin'’ back to Sweden
322
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,230
is because...Jane McKinney--
323
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,537
That'’s me.
324
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,496
--beat--beat me down.
325
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,411
Like a dog.
326
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,412
Like a dog.
327
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:11,285
Like a little Swedish dog.
328
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,721
Ruff ruff!
329
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,985
...a little Swedish dog.
330
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,902
Grr. Grr.
331
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,252
Grr. Grr. [Jane howls]
332
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,298
[Axel] How humiliating.
333
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,995
Especially the way
you look.
334
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,605
Angle not flattering.
335
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:30,608
Well, I did it to save
the Swedish Dicks name.
336
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,306
Do you realize
how bad it would be
337
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,524
if people found out
338
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,570
that the founder'’s daughter
339
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,528
went to its biggest rival?
340
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,056
What are you doing?
341
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,927
I slow-clapping you.
342
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,842
And why are you
slow-clapping me?
343
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,496
Because we know
the real reason
344
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,845
you humiliate yourself
345
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,716
to get McKinney off case!
346
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,109
We think it was you, Ingmar.
347
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,197
What was me?
348
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,720
Who beat up Sarah'’s competition.
349
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,722
-Yeah? Oh.
-Yeah.
350
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:58,941
Why else would you try so hard
351
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,900
to get both us and Jane
off the case?
352
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,119
Unless you don'’t want
truth found.
353
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,599
[Sarah] Dad.
354
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,296
Sarah.
355
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,950
Is that true?
356
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,257
-[ringtones play]
-No, no, not at all.
357
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,128
[Axel] Oh!
It'’s the parking attendant.
358
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,000
-Huh?
-Hello?
359
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,610
[Attendant] I'’m talking to
the Swedish dude, right?
360
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,177
Not the crazy Asian lady?
361
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,222
Yeah, this is the Swedish dude.
362
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:22,617
Good, '’cause she
freaks me out -- a lot.
363
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,358
Yeah.
364
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,055
So, uh, was there
something you wanted?
365
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,275
That night
that guy got beat up?
366
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,146
I was doing some recording
on my cell phone...
367
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,713
Recording.
368
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,933
I like to show off
my mad vocal skills.
369
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,326
-♪ Hey, oh oh oh
-[glass shatters]
370
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,198
♪ Oh oh oh
371
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,635
♪ Hey-ey-ey
372
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:45,509
♪ Ohhhhhh, oh oh oh
-[tires screech
373
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:49,513
♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey
374
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,125
The acoustics
in this place
are awesome.
375
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,736
Anyways, so I recorded
someone in the background
376
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,042
if you want to come
and check it out.
377
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,435
-Absolutely.
-Only,
378
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,002
and I mean only,
379
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,004
if you don'’t bring
the crazy Asian lady.
380
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,093
-Yeah. Deal.
-[disconnects]
381
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,834
Wha--What was that about?
382
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:09,011
Well, she thinks
you freak her out.
383
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,447
She freaks meout.
384
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,015
Yeah, and she
recorded someone
on her phone.
385
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,495
So now we know
who beat up Robert.
386
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,626
Good! Let'’s go.
387
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,193
Wait. W-Wait.
388
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,371
I did it.
389
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,330
I'’m the one.
390
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,637
-I'’m the one
who beat Robert up.
-I was right!
391
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,292
We right! High five, partner.
392
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:32,165
When you first said
you were going back to Sweden,
393
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,081
I was actually really sad.
394
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,127
But now I'’m glad
you'’re goin' back...
395
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,086
so I never have to
see your face again.
396
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,305
-Yeah, I'’m sorry, Sarah.
-[cell phone chimes]
397
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,133
[Sarah] Oh, no.
398
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,701
[Ingmar] What is it?
399
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,398
Robert just slipped into a coma.
400
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:51,706
Dad, this is serious!
401
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,403
I know it is.
402
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,753
You have to turn yourself in
to the police.
403
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,841
The police?
404
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,540
It'’s the right thing to do.
405
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,759
-[Ingmar]
Sarah was right.
-Yeah.
406
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,935
The only way
to keep up the story
407
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,764
was to turn myself in.
408
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:10,116
But before I did that...
409
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,119
I had to take care
of something important.
410
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,514
[attendant laughing]
411
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,690
Yeah, okay, it was--
What?!
412
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,736
Man, that'’s my-- Ohh!
413
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,912
Are you crazy?!
414
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,352
Shit.
415
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,269
[Man] How can I help you?
416
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:37,404
Yeah, I-I beat a man
into a coma.
417
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,232
Yeah. Now, before
you judge too harshly,
418
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,843
the man did try to take away
his daughter'’s promotion.
419
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,715
So you could say
he was just looking out
for his daughter.
420
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,935
So, this guy you beat,
421
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,110
he'’s not dead?
422
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,460
Not yet.
423
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,376
Okay, so we'’re all backed up
with actual murders,
424
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,988
so take a seat
and I'’ll get to you
when I get to you.
425
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,295
But--you mean
he would get quicker service
426
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,123
if he actually killed someone?
427
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,995
Yeah. [chuckles]
Keep that in mind
for next time.
428
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,738
-Thanks, boys.
-[Axel speaks Swedish]
429
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,828
[cell phone ringing]
430
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,049
[ringing]
431
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,140
Hello?
432
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,272
[Tex] I want you to listen
433
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,708
to what I'’m about to say.
434
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,537
There'’s been a huge
change of plan.
435
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,756
-You don'’t understand--
-Shut up and listen.
436
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,367
A job came up.
437
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,934
I'’m doing it as we speak.
438
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,502
And this one...
439
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,461
it'’s going in
the history books.
440
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:37,638
The heat'’s gonna be
out of control.
441
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,292
I'’ll have to hightail it
out of the country.
442
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,336
What?
443
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,946
Another killing?
444
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,992
Keep your mouth shut,
445
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:47,604
and by this time tomorrow...
446
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,519
you and Sarah will be
out of harm'’s way.
447
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,653
Well, I just turned myself in
for what you did
448
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:53,871
to keep your name out of it.
449
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:57,832
Seriously?
450
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,921
Seriously.
451
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,575
Huh.
452
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,490
That'’s too bad.
453
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,970
Especially if the guy
in the coma dies.
454
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:09,060
But...that'’s not my problem.
455
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,324
See ya later, alligator.
456
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,242
[speaking Swedish]
457
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,696
[Ingmar] So, I quickly
brought Axel up to date
458
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,480
on the situation.
459
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,570
At first he thought
I was joking.
460
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:44,313
Then he felt terrible for what
I'’d been going through.
461
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,229
And then he made me
come to my senses.
462
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,448
[speaking Swedish]
463
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,759
Hey, uh, sorry
to keep you waiting.
464
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,326
Let'’s get you booked.
465
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,501
[speaking Swedish]
466
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,554
Hey!
467
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,773
[Cop] Come back here!
468
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:13,255
-[Axel] Do you know
where Tex is?
-[Ingmar] I think so.
469
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:16,954
The last thing he said was,
"See ya later, alligator."
470
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,479
Yeah? And?
471
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,829
[Ingmar] That'’s the tag line
from a movie
472
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,657
we worked on together,
473
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:27,748
and we shot the end scene
at the Sears building downtown.
474
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,709
Okay, you go that way.
Be careful.
475
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,242
[pulling Velcro]
476
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,234
[whistling]
477
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,631
[whistling audible
in distance]
478
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,357
[cell phone ringing]
479
00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,406
-[ringing]
-Hello?
480
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,190
[Sarah] What the hell
is going on?
481
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,626
Nothing.
482
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:06,325
Axel, don'’t lie to me.
483
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,718
I'’m at the police station
right now with Sun,
484
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:11,025
and they said that
you ran away?
485
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,506
Yeah. It'’s--
It'’s a little complicated.
486
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,724
Okay, so where are you?
487
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,030
Where the hell are you?!
488
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:18,946
Look, I'’ll call you later.
489
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:20,208
[disconnects]
490
00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:57,985
-Hey
-Whaa!
491
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,781
Always had a lot
of respect for you, Ingmar.
492
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,566
Never give up.
493
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,873
Never quit.
494
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:20,311
You always wanted
to make the stunts better.
495
00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:22,618
But this isn'’t a stunt.
496
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,012
It'’s for real.
497
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:27,362
And you'’re
the main character.
498
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,500
Good-bye, old friend.
499
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:39,679
[loud fart]
500
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,551
Did you just--
501
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,814
No.
502
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,469
-Yes, you did.
-No.
503
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,515
-Say it.
-No.
504
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:50,690
[Tex] Say it!
505
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:51,734
-No!
-Say it!
506
00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:53,083
-No!
-[gunshot]
507
00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:00,917
Seriously?
508
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:03,180
You came in here
like a fuckin'’ movie star
509
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,095
-and you couldn'’t even--
-[gunshot]
510
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,721
How ya doin'’, pal?
511
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,158
How am I doin'’?
512
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:29,380
Well, I'’m glad it was
one of you guys
513
00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:33,689
and not some cop
or FBI agent
514
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,083
or fast food worker.
515
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:40,174
Why would it be
a fast food worker?
516
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:41,741
No fuckin'’ clue.
517
00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:45,788
You know,
you were right.
518
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:49,618
What you said about
saving my life.
519
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,881
-I was?
-Yep.
520
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:53,448
Damn.
521
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,277
I guess I wasn'’t
pure evil after all.
522
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,759
Nope. But pretty damn close.
523
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,110
I can live with that.
524
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:05,547
Yeah.
525
00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:19,518
[slow clapping]
526
00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:22,825
Why are you slow-clapping?
527
00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:25,088
You think that was slow?
528
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:26,568
I show you this.
529
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,535
[Ingmar]
So there you have it.
530
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:41,365
My story.
531
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:44,064
How I got my daughter back.
532
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,066
How I ended up
with a new partner
533
00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:47,589
who, believe it or not,
534
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,069
saved my life.
535
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:51,158
Argh.
I'’m pretty sure
536
00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:52,594
at some point
in the near future
537
00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:54,553
I will regret what
I'’m about to say,
538
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,772
but...well, fuck it.
539
00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:58,513
What?
540
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:02,169
You are the best dad ever.
541
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:05,128
Just doin'’ my job, pumpkin.
542
00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:07,566
I most impressed
by this boy-man
543
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,916
who shoot
to save him.
544
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,832
Yeah, thank you
for saving my life, partner.
545
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:25,888
[Ingmar] And how I finally
was able to put
546
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:28,587
the ghost of Tex to rest.
547
00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:32,199
-No touch.
-No.
548
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:36,507
[thunder crackles]
549
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,731
[Ingmar] Or did I?
550
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:47,214
♪
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