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on SurrealEstate.
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-[Zooey]
This is what
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our future looks like
if Luke doesn’t get back.
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-It’s time
to rattle his cage a little.
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So, you coming back,
or what?
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-Thinking Monday.
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-Not every house
has to be a horror show.
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[screaming]
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Luke, so you’re really just
going to do this yourself?
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Screw the process.
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-Why were you so nasty
to Susan?
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-[Phil] His name
was Edgar Cornell.
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He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people.
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-Stay back!
-[whoosh]
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Take a few days off!
I got this covered.
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[score fades out]
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[dog barking
in distance]
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[eerie score]
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[motor whirring]
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[garbage can rumbling]
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-Hey!
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This is private property.
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[clattering, scraping]
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Okay, you’re gonna
have to go!
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Go on! I-I...
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I don’t want to
have to call the sheriff.
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[raspy breathing]
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[hissing]
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-You stay away!
-[roar]
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[shovel clatters]
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[roaring growl]
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Come on...!
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[motor humming]
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[relieved laughter]
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[sigh]
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-[theme score plays]
-[chuckles]
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[man screams]
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[discordant organ music]
[drum hits]
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-[Kit VO]
My name is Kit Rampart
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and I have a gift.
[echoing]
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-A channel...
-[dramatic boom]
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to the afterlife.
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On tonight’s episode of
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Spirit Stalkers:
Paranormal P.I.
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I’ll use my link
to the beyond
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to face a spirit
whose grave-robbing
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-cannibal murders
-[dramatic boom]
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terrorized a community
two centuries ago.
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Some even say
to this very day.
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I’ll walk the very halls
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where she committed
her heinous crimes.
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I’ll interview experts
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with verified
accounts of terror.
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-Oh, my goodness.
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-Ho!
Did you guys see that?
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Tonight, Grace Wexford,
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the Were-Lady
of Wexford Manor.
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On Spirit Stalkers:
Paranormal P.I.
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It’s time to send this she-beast
screaming back to hell.
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Gee...
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-What?
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-Great!
I am out of the moment!
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Ileana!
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[several people talking]
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-Back to one and get a
release on her just in case.
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[mysterious score]
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-[Luke] I’m just telling you,
Doug, as your agent,
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I think you’re
making a mistake
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letting these TV people
in your house.
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They break things.
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-Luke, you’ve had my listing
for two months now.
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We still can’t shake this legend
of Grace Wexford,
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so I say we turn it
into a positive, lean into it.
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Some people like the idea
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of moving into a haunted house.
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-In my experience,
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they are fine with the idea.
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It’s the actual bleeding walls
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and tormented shrieks
of the damned
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that make it hard
to close escrow.
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-Spirit Stalkers plays
all over the world.
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Some Bulgarian prince could
see this on the TV and say,
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[Bulgarian accent]
"I must have that house!"
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-Bulgaria is a
parliamentary democracy.
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No princes.
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-You being a wiseass?
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-Sort of. Look, we know
this thing could be dangerous.
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-Could be? It nearly slashed
the shirt off my back!
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-These people could accidentally
unleash something
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they can’t
possibly comprehend.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I don’t know what
you’re talking about,
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but I comprehend
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comprehensively.
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Comprende?
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Our latest
ectoprobonometer readings
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are coming in at a G4,
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maybe even an L5.
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-[appreciative whistle]
-That’s not even a thing.
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-Frankly, Mister Pedersen,
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I’m just glad you didn’t wait
a moment longer
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to call in
the professionals.
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You may have saved lives.
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We haven’t met.
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Kit Rampart.
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Face, brains, brand
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of Spirit Stalkers.
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-Luke Roman. I sell houses.
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-So, that tall,
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gorgeous drink of water
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who was in our shot
she’s with you.
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You are the
real estate people.
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See, you’re already
getting in my way.
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-They’re getting in my way.
-They’re really sorry.
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-Okay. Well, let’s get
one thing straight:
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Anything that goes
bump in the night,
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that’s my side of the street.
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You don’t tell me my job,
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I won’t tell you about carpets
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or whatever decking
lasts longest.
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-Composite.
-The point is,
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you do you,
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and leave the ectoplasm to me.
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Doug, you made the right call.
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I’ll see you
under those bright lights.
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Magic!
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[Doug chuckles]
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Magic.
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-So, he’s a bit of a dick
but, uh, play nice, okay?
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-I’d hate to have to fire you.
-Well, that’d suck.
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-Mr. Pedersen, they’re ready
for your interview.
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-Oh. If you’ll excuse me.
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Magic time.
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[elevator arriving chime]
[elevator doors closing]
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-[Susan/Luke]
Hi./Hi.
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[Luke clears throat]
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-So, Wexford’s moving forward
with the TV show.
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So, I think we take a step back,
we pivot and we let Kit Rampart
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give Doug
his 15 minutes of fame.
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-[gentle score]
-You really think that’s best?
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-Being seen in the same universe
as Spirit Stalkers
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does serious damage
to our brand, so, yeah.
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What?
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-I understand.
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I do.
You’re threatened.
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Without your--your special
"ground control to Major Tom,"
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you feel more like
Kit the Spirit Stalker
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than you want to admit.
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-Well, that’s just mean.
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-Sometimes
the truth is...
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mean.
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[elevator chimes]
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-[Zooey] Hey.
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-Oh, Zooey,
this message is for Luke.
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-Is it?
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-The Baumgartners.
Ted and Diane.
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Why are they calling Luke?
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-Luke said he wanted
everything routed through him.
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But I figured
they’re your clients, right?
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-Yes, they are.
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[Susan sighs]
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Thank you.
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[click, hissing]
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[click, hissing]
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Auggie?
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Are you free this weekend?
I need help with a PKT
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for the Baumgartners.
They’re that sweet couple
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who bought the B&B
up on the coast.
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-What seems
to be the problem?
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-Mm. "Voices,
rattling chandeliers,
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ghastly, murderous screams
in the night."
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Not ideal for a
relaxing weekend retreat.
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Can you help me?
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-Well, I have a, uh,
fencing match Saturday
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that can easily be moved.
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Saturday nights
I play with a jazz combo
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at a spot uptown.
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They could have
someone less gifted sit in.
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Sunday nights I play poker
with some old friends,
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but they can keep their money
a week longer.
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-As long as you’re not busy.
Pick you up around noon?
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-Ah, I still have to pop by
your Ensom house
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for its own PKT.
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-Don’t worry about my place.
It’ll keep.
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[footsteps recede]
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[click, hiss]
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[mysterious music]
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-The Wexford family plot.
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Overgrown and uncared for,
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as if nature itself
was trying to hide
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Grace Wexford’s crimes.
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According to legend,
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this is where she
exhumed her father’s body
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and feasted on his
barely cold remains
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with her unspeakably large,
sharp teeth.
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That top window
was her bedroom;
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a perfect view of the graves
that drove her mad with hunger.
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It’s said on nights
just like this one,
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you can hear her shovel
digging through the wet earth.
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[scraping]
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Can you hear it?
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Sh, sh, sh.
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-The shovel.
-[metal scraping]
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The shovel!
It’s coming from just o--
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-[dramatic boom]
-Ah!
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Ah, God. I’m sorry, can we
take this again really quick?
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This isn’t working.
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-[Director] What was wrong
with that one?
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-The shovel sounds
are all wrong. It--
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It is supposed to sound
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like a girl unearthing
her rotting father,
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ready to feast on him.
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It sounds like
you’re planting azaleas.
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Can we give it
some gravitas?
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-Well, I’m sorry.
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The shovel that
studied at Juilliard was booked.
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-If you’re going to make me
fake this shit
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at least give me
a chance to make it good!
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-We’ve been over this.
We don’t have time
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for the real thing.
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So get rolling
because we’re burning moonlight.
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-There is something here.
I can feel it.
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We can make it real
this time!
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-As you say every time!
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I can’t make a show
that way.
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-What about the truth?
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-Ah-ha! The truth?
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Once you fake that,
you can fake anything.
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Great shoveling, Denny.
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Film school
wasn’t a waste of money at all!
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All right.
Picture’s up!
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[eerie score]
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[creepy score]
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[birds chirping]
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[door closing]
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[sucks teeth]
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-[Kit] Red leather,
yellow leather,
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good blood, bad blood,
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red leather,
yellow leather,
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bad blood.
[hums rhythmically]
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Red leather, yellow leather,
good blood, bad blood.
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[humming and blowing lips]
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Vocal warmups.
Tuning my instrument.
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-You might want to
use your instrument
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to remind your people
that this is somebody’s home.
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[cup hits garbage can]
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-Grace the Were-Lady.
Can you feel her?
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I can. It’s my seventh sense,
the substance of my being.
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-That substance
smells a lot like horseshit.
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[Kit chuckles]
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-Ghost Hunting 101:
you don’t hunt,
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you let it come to you.
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Nowadays, every kid
with a spectrograph
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thinks they’re Lorraine Warren.
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Touch, feel, finesse;
that’s what it takes.
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00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,171
-I don’t think you know
what you’re talking about.
257
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,843
-Hm.
258
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,126
Terranova Cemetery,
Savannah, G-A.
259
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:23,179
A poltergeist tossed
a broken pop bottle...
260
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,313
Huh?
Three inches from my aorta.
261
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,141
Yeah. Don’t see that kind of
excitement and danger
262
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,807
in real estate, do ya?
263
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,809
-Four-bedroom Craftsman.
264
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,569
Minute hand shot off the
grandfather clock, cut me here.
265
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,613
Four-point-seven inches
closer to my femoral artery,
266
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,528
I’d never dance
professionally again.
267
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,616
-Ooh! A ghost
did that to you.
268
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,282
-Yeah.
-[Kit scoffs]
269
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,962
-Emily’s Bridge,
Stowe, Vermont.
270
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:56,291
This gnarled old hand with claws
grabbed my leg.
271
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,249
Hurt like hell.
272
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,009
-Gnarled old hand.
-Yeah.
273
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,131
-Probably looked a lot like
a tree branch.
274
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,718
-To the untrained eye.
275
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,641
-Ooh.
-Split-level bungalow,
276
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,227
Palo Alto, California,
277
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,022
gourmet kitchen,
original built-ins
278
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,775
on a lush
third-acre.
279
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,397
Demon with the head of a pig
280
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,983
tried to pull me
into a convection oven.
281
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,569
I had to pry his jaws off
282
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,534
while my associate
read scripture in Latin.
283
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,195
[Kit laughs]
284
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,083
-Ha. God, is it that late?
285
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,702
-Oh, the watch runs
a little fast since, you know,
286
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,289
the thing
with the pig-demon.
287
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,964
-I have to
get back on set.
288
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,175
-Look, I’ve seen your show...
289
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,669
And I don’t
believe a word of it.
290
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,974
-All this was before the show.
291
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,683
Back when I was just a kid
with a camcorder and a gift.
292
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,265
[gentle score]
293
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,850
It was all real
all the time.
294
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,058
Spirits used to be
everywhere.
295
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,647
All over me.
296
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,482
-So why’d you start faking it?
What happened?
297
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,570
-Success happened.
298
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,993
Episode orders got bigger,
schedules got tighter.
299
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,823
Tandem units!
300
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,243
Couldn’t wait
for the magic to happen.
301
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,367
Had to kinda,
you know...
302
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,868
help it along.
Fake it to make it.
303
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,535
-You must’ve hated that.
304
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,211
-Worst part
is the silence.
305
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,590
-Tell me about it.
306
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,844
-I feel like I used to be
307
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,547
surrounded
by legitimate phenomena.
308
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,772
But look at me...
309
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,190
explaining moral compromise
to a real estate guy.
310
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,736
-[August] Doesn’t Luke need you
for the Wexford property?
311
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,079
-[Susan] Luke doesn’t seem to
need me for anything these days.
312
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,246
-[August] Oh, by the way,
313
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,421
I drove past your house.
It’s quite something.
314
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,627
-It’s funny, when clients
can’t find the right house,
315
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,172
I always tell them
it’s out there.
316
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,627
-Mm.
-The house that gets you.
317
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,303
That loves you.
318
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,677
-When Darla and I
were first married,
319
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,604
we rented this tiny place.
320
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,434
[gentle score]
321
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,229
Danielle came along
322
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,022
and the place
instantly seemed smaller.
323
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,687
-What did you do?
324
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,279
-I got a real job.
325
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,902
An assembly plant.
326
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,820
-Ah, what a waste.
327
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,949
-Perhaps.
328
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,410
But that job
329
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,915
enabled me to buy a house
for my wife and daughters.
330
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,548
It was small and austere
331
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,210
and the windows
badly needed caulking,
332
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,894
but it embraced my family
like a grandmother’s hug
333
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,220
and we lived there 17 years.
334
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,645
And the day we moved out
of that house into something
335
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,400
much larger and more grand
was one of the three--
336
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,688
no,
337
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,278
four times
338
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,992
in my adult life
339
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,658
that I’ve wept.
340
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,333
-Hm.
341
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,503
Something about home.
342
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,536
-[Diane] It was our
little corner of heaven.
343
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,670
-[Ted] And then
the screaming started.
344
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,837
The voices,
the shaking.
345
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,427
-Only on Saturdays?
346
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,342
-Saturday nights. Late.
347
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,010
-[mysterious score]
-Sounds so...
348
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,727
desperate, so agonized,
no one can sleep.
349
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,440
-The customers leave so fast
350
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,021
they don’t even stay
for breakfast.
351
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,645
-We’re supposed to
be a bed and breakfast.
352
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,652
-So, at best,
we’re just a bed.
353
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,694
-You can get a bed
anywhere.
354
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,028
-At a much
lower price point.
355
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,784
-So you’ve, uh, checked
where the noises come from?
356
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,243
-It’s all over the house.
357
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,327
-My associate and I
will look a little closer.
358
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,124
Are we alone in the house
this evening?
359
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,118
-We don’t have any bookings.
360
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,960
Which is, you know,
kind of the point.
361
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,210
[exhale]
362
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,680
-[August] Something is here.
363
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,468
Watching.
And waiting.
364
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,100
-Okay, this is the money shot,
people.
365
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,767
Kit is gonna set up
the communing-with-Grace bit,
366
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,606
recite a little
of the spooky rhyme.
367
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,822
Great job, research team,
for turning that up.
368
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,032
Then when he’s finished, bang!
Special effects trips the rig,
369
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,204
tips the glass off the table
as if thrown by the spirit.
370
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,124
Camera, make sure
you’re in position.
371
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,542
This is teaser material,
people!
372
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,962
Any reason
not to roll camera?
373
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,794
-Well, you have a
full glass of wine
374
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,996
waiting to tip over
in an abandoned house.
375
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,341
Anybody bumping on that?
Heh.
376
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,666
-Roll camera!
377
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,839
-[camera beeps]
-[dramatic score]
378
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,678
And... Action!
379
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,348
-There’s a nursery rhyme
380
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,183
kids began sharing
soon after Grace died.
381
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,194
Our detailed records
show the phenomena
382
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,192
first appeared
not too long after.
383
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,734
It seemed to summon her.
384
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,738
That’s why
we’re in Grace’s bedroom,
385
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,861
where her life force
is most concentrated.
386
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,319
It’s the perfect place
to reach out.
387
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,368
Let’s see
what she has to say.
388
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,173
Grace, Grace
389
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,379
Teeth and lace.
390
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,706
Eyes of black
and soulless face.
391
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,182
Hide your loved ones,
hide your dears.
392
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,721
She’ll eat your sons
and drink your tears.
393
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,925
Whoa!
Did-did you guys see that?
394
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,266
-Okay, let’s go again.
Can we shut that window?
395
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,516
-No! No, no!
Keep rolling.
396
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,689
The window’s closed.
We never opened it.
397
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,900
Grace Wexford,
398
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,569
are you here now
with us in this room?
399
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,584
Grace, make your
presence known! Speak!
400
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,459
The real thing.
401
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,919
[groaning]
402
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,555
The real thing.
She’s here.
403
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,971
Grace Wexford,
404
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:26,266
by all the powers of hell
and heaven and basic cable
405
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,942
I command you
to show yourself!
406
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,270
[deep rumble]
407
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,574
Okay.
408
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,453
Careful!
409
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,656
Her shadow form
can be just as deadly!
410
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,663
[deep rumble]
411
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,785
Appear, Grace!
412
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,461
Go on, girl!
413
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,340
-[Grace hisses]
-[deep rumble]
414
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,634
[Grace vocalizes, hisses]
415
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,261
-Kit, look out!
416
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,971
[deep rumble]
417
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,978
[dramatic score
fades out]
418
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,436
-On to the next set.
Let’s go people.
419
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,817
[indistinct conversations]
420
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,488
-What the hell?
421
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,327
None of those takes
had any of the magic
422
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,213
we had in the first one
and that one is unusable!
423
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,001
-I was just
trying to warn you.
424
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,214
-Well, what you did
425
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:41,015
was ruin the closest I have come
to real phenomena in years!
426
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,683
[tender score]
427
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,304
You panicked.
428
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,309
And I thought
you were a pro.
429
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,400
[sigh]
430
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,823
-Hey, Phil,
sorry to bother.
431
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,196
You got a minute?
432
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,196
-Miss Stans,
you’re killing me
433
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,198
and it’s a slow,
boring death.
434
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,580
Where’s the sexy,
salacious stuff from your books?
435
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,747
-My--my books
are peer-reviewed accounts
436
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,747
rooted in historical fact.
There’s...
437
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,048
-[score fades out]
-I mean there’s...
438
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,843
nothing sexy about them.
439
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:27,387
-Our research promised murder,
blood, bodies, necrophagia!
440
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,063
I had to look up
that last one.
441
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,218
-None of that
is in my book.
442
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,390
-Look, I am shooting this
to go in between
443
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,270
infomercials
for canine diet pills
444
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,017
and a copper bracelet
that cures irritable bowel.
445
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,939
I need something flashy
to keep people watching.
446
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,399
-Grace was a remarkable girl
447
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,910
and her real story
deserves to be told.
448
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,952
-How about I write
what I need on cards.
449
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,576
Would you read those?
450
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,543
-You want me to lie?
451
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,413
-It’s called acting.
452
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,080
[Willa clears throat]
453
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,553
-[wind blowing]
-[dog barking in distance]
454
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,091
[eerie score]
455
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:04,094
-[Director over walkie]
Don’t fart around, Denny.
456
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:05,719
Get the van loaded
and get out of there.
457
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:07,299
There’s some
weird shit going on.
458
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,932
-Fine by me.
This place gives me the creeps.
459
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,233
[thud]
460
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,110
[louder thuds]
461
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,316
[thud]
462
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,149
Ileana?
463
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,819
[three thuds]
464
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,576
[three thuds]
465
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,667
[clock chiming]
466
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,672
[score intensifies,
grows louder]
467
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,760
[gasp]
468
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,805
-I’m here.
For him.
469
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,600
-Um, for who?
470
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,981
-[dramatic boom]
-Oh!
471
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,811
[Zooey laughs]
472
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,978
-Sorry, kid.
473
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,976
She’s just as scary
in daylight.
474
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,777
-Boo!
[Zooey laughs]
475
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,495
-[Luke] Did you bring
August’s phone thing?
476
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,285
-[Denny sighs]
-[Zooey] Yep.
477
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,082
-[tinkling]
-[gasp]
478
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,749
[dramatic score]
479
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,248
-Auggie!
480
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,010
Auggie!
Is that it?
481
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,671
[tinkling, beeps]
482
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,347
-It works like sonar
483
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,855
keying into micro-changes
in air density.
484
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,650
It beeps faster the closer
we get to the object
485
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,784
that’s returning
the signal.
486
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,527
[beep]
487
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,356
[beep]
488
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,782
[beeping becomes
more frequent]
489
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,867
[indistinct whispering]
490
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,389
[clicking]
491
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,721
-[score intensifies]
-[floorboard creaks]
492
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,386
[dramatic boom]
493
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,558
-We came to see
if you heard the noises.
494
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,905
-It always starts like this.
495
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,401
Whispers.
And then the talking,
496
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,823
but it’s in a language
we don’t understand.
497
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,492
-And then the screaming.
498
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,572
[sigh]
499
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,197
[indistinct whispers resume]
500
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,415
-[clicking]
-[beeping]
501
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,538
[device beeps rapidly]
502
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,340
-Any idea what’s on
the other side of this wall?
503
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,882
-It’s just a closet.
504
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,555
[dramatic score]
505
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,358
[indistinct whispers continue]
506
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,410
-[creaking]
-[Diane gasps loudly]
507
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,076
[woman moaning loudly]
508
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,752
[woman moaning loudly]
509
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,417
[indistinct talking]
510
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,716
-Sounds Indo-European.
511
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,813
Probably... German?
512
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:40,888
[woman speaks German]
513
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,098
[woman moans]
-Oh, yeah!
514
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,060
-[Susan] Oh, my.
515
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,647
-[Diane whispering]
What is it?
516
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,402
-Is it some sort of
strange ritual?
517
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,108
-In a manner of speaking.
518
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,664
-It appears you have
two immortal souls
519
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,332
engaged in the...
520
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,912
hunka-chunka.
521
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,496
[sexy music]
522
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,161
[singers vocalizing]
523
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,580
[sexy music fades out]
524
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,091
-August has got to be kidding.
525
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,091
-Old-time tech seems to work
better with these things.
526
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,759
-Hello?
-[mysterious score]
527
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,308
It’s Duran Duran.
528
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,313
They want you to know they’re
still hungry like the wolf.
529
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,517
[heavy sigh]
530
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,106
-I can’t believe
we have to do it this way.
531
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,028
[mysterious score]
532
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,195
♪ Grace, Grace, ♪
533
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,872
♪ teeth and lace ♪
534
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:54,012
♪ Eyes of black
and soulless face ♪
535
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,473
[wind blowing]
536
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,814
-Okay.
-Yeah, yeah. Keep going.
537
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,470
-That got her attention.
538
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:10,649
♪ Grace, Grace,
teeth and lace ♪
539
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:15,568
♪ Eyes of black
and soulless face ♪
540
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:20,914
♪ Hide your loved ones,
hide your dears ♪
541
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:26,078
♪ She’ll eat your sons
and drink your tears ♪
542
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,827
[shuddering breaths]
543
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,497
[phone rings]
544
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,089
[static]
545
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,674
-Grace?
546
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,508
[hissing]
547
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,429
What do you need?
548
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,104
[hissing,
heavy breathing]
549
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,055
Grace...
550
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,445
what do you want?
551
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,272
-I’m hungry!
552
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,733
[click, dial tone]
553
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:57,436
[click]
554
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,279
-Huh.
555
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,621
Not unlike the wolf.
556
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,866
[laughing]
557
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,370
-Um, oh,
558
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,037
gee, I don’t know.
Um...
559
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,750
Did you try turning them off
and turning them on again?
560
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,956
-You need to tell us
how to turn them off.
561
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,797
They’re handling the on switch
very well on their own.
562
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,133
-Okay, let me do some digging.
Um...
563
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,719
the address
is in the file?
564
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,143
- Yes. Baumgartner,
Ted and Diane.
565
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,933
-All right.
I’ll hit you back.
566
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,476
[amorous moans, thumping]
567
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,140
-Oh, boy.
568
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,312
-There it is.
569
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,269
-Uh, excuse me.
570
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,280
Are you Willa Stans?
571
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,072
-I--I am, actually.
572
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,779
-Oh, my God.
573
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,486
I am a big fan.
574
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,998
I--I literally
just finished your book.
575
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,326
The one on the
practical naming conventions
576
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,076
of pubs in the northeast.
577
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,748
-Well, thank you!
578
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,592
Oh, it’s--it’s--it’s so nice
to meet someone
579
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,263
who appreciates the,
you know,
580
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:00,841
game of telephone
that history plays.
581
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,256
So often people
just want the gossip.
582
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,974
They rarely
want the truth.
583
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,514
-Oh, not me.
Huge truth guy here.
584
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,178
-I wrote a book
about the Wexfords.
585
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,347
These TV people wanted me
to talk about it, but...
586
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,598
just the florid legends,
not the truth behind them.
587
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,686
-We should talk.
588
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,859
-Yeah. Pretty sure
the warranty’s expired
589
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,870
-on this bad boy.
-[Luke sighs]
590
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,874
-I need to get Grace alone.
591
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,203
You think you could
distract this TV crew
592
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,830
with a shiny object
or something?
593
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,496
[mischievous score]
594
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:37,884
-Or something.
595
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:41,802
[grunt]
596
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,473
-Okay, are we rolling?
Can we go?
597
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,552
[woman humming]
598
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,717
Very quiet, please!
We’re rolling here.
599
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,005
[humming continues]
600
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,680
Who is
making that sound?
601
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,560
That’s the rhyme.
602
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,730
It’s the
Grace rhyme.
603
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,317
Oh, my God.
Are you rolling?
604
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,532
-[sound recordist] Holy crap!
Who the hell is that?
605
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,360
-It’s her.
It’s Grace.
606
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,029
Tell me
you’re getting this!
607
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:11,583
Can you communicate?
Can you hear us?
608
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,293
-Yeah, we’re good for sound.
-Not us! Her!
609
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,374
Oh, my God!
She’s gone!
610
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,250
Grace!
611
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,918
[humming resumes]
612
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,341
There she is!
613
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,590
This is what the real thing
feels like, people. Let’s go!
614
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,179
[energetic score]
615
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,854
[humming continues]
616
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,526
-[deep exhale]
-[laughing]
617
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,738
[sharp exhale]
618
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,826
-[Ileana] Kit! Kit!
619
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,705
-Damn it!
Where’d she go?
620
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:05,007
-Where the hell
are you going?
621
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,472
We have three hours
’til daylight
622
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,971
and half a call sheet
to shoot.
623
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,643
-Forget the call sheet.
624
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,891
For the first time in years
I am on the cusp
625
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:16,273
of genuine autonomous locomotion
of a trans-spatial being.
626
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,403
-Genuine doesn’t matter.
We need content.
627
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,271
-Oh, we’re going to
generate content,
628
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,688
even if it means spending
the rest of the night
629
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,227
away from that house.
630
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,990
Suit up, boys.
Now is not the time to fear.
631
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,994
Now is the time
for men to be men,
632
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,787
to stare into the darkness--
Whoa!
633
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,791
-Oh, are you guys
looking for Grace?
634
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,827
-You--you saw
the she-beast?
635
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,628
-She... yes! Yeah.
It was terrifying!
636
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,963
Luxuriant black hair,
bitching nails,
637
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,879
killer boots like she
just came out of a Hot Topic.
638
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,588
-That’s her!
639
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,468
Show me to her lair!
640
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,355
-Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
This way.
641
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,972
-[Phil] She wasn’t really
a she-beast.
642
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,691
Grace Wexford
was just a girl.
643
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,849
Two hundred years ago
her father died.
644
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,359
She rushed home to make sure
that he was buried with a locket
645
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,402
that held the image
of his deceased wife,
646
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,485
Grace’s mother.
Now, she also had an uncle,
647
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,651
who inherited
the Wexford business holdings.
648
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,989
He wanted to speed things up,
649
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,910
so he planted his brother
650
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,415
before he even reached
room temperature.
651
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,156
-So, when Grace
got there...
652
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:21,288
-When she got there, her dad was
already six feet under, so...
653
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,132
Grace grabbed a shovel
and she started digging.
654
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,670
-To fulfill
her father’s wish.
655
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,586
-Yeah, but the jerk uncle
called the sheriff.
656
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,255
Now, in the process
of arresting Grace,
657
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,053
he slapped her really hard
and cut his hand on her teeth.
658
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,678
It got infected,
he died
659
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,601
and poor Grace created a legend.
You know the rest.
660
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,813
-Grace, Grace,
teeth and lace.
661
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:45,107
-It’s the rhyme.
It’s the one that summons her.
662
00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:48,364
It turned an innocent girl
into a monstrous legend.
663
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,995
Legends are a lot sexier
than the truth.
664
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,662
[tender score]
665
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,286
-So they changed the words
to the lullaby
666
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,962
her father sang to her?
667
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,076
-Kids can be mean, huh?
668
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,708
-So, the taunt turns her into
what the world expects of her.
669
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,589
How do I remind her
who she really is?
670
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,841
[thumping]
671
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,392
[woman moaning]
672
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,595
-I’m not sure I know
what a win is in this situation.
673
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,729
This isn’t a demon.
674
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:30,686
It isn’t a lost soul.
It’s just two people...
675
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,699
doin’...
that thang.
676
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,321
-Mm.
677
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:38,657
Hard to know whether to conjure
Dr. Ruth or Barry White.
678
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,161
-I feel terrible. This is Ted
and Diane’s retirement
679
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,249
we’re dealing with here.
680
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,748
-Seems a pity to destroy
a love as enduring as this.
681
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,009
They don’t come along
that often.
682
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,393
[thumping, moaning resumes]
683
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,179
[August laughs]
684
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,023
Mercy, mercy me.
685
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,807
-[rustling leaves]
-[spade hitting dirt]
686
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,478
[ominous score]
687
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,116
[hollow thud]
688
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,964
[hollow thud]
689
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,931
♪ -Grace, Grace ♪
690
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,221
♪ teeth and lace ♪
691
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:48,808
♪ Eyes of black
and soulless face ♪
692
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:53,816
♪ Hide your loved ones ♪
693
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:56,363
♪ Hide your dears ♪
694
00:35:56,488 --> 00:36:02,198
♪ She’ll eat your sons
and drink your... ♪
695
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,871
♪ tears ♪
696
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,706
[humming]
697
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,541
[growling]
698
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:18,967
[screech]
699
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,679
[hissing; growling]
700
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,106
-[screech]
-[grunt]
701
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,021
[ominous score]
702
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,689
[screech]
703
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,202
-[grunt]
-[screech]
704
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,117
[hissing]
705
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,082
[screech]
706
00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,539
I know who you are, Grace.
707
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,745
Who you really are.
708
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:52,996
The legends made you
this way.
709
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,470
But maybe the truth
can turn you back.
710
00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,130
[growling]
711
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,932
♪ Grace, Grace ♪
712
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,351
♪ Dressed in lace ♪
713
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,268
♪ Eyes of blue ♪
714
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,943
♪ An angel’s face ♪
715
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,526
[tender score]
716
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,861
♪ Oh, my loved one ♪
717
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:23,454
♪ Hide your tears ♪
718
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,914
♪ Papa’s back ♪
719
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,580
♪ To hold you, dear ♪
720
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,964
♪ Grace, Grace ♪
721
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,933
♪ Leave this place ♪
722
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,182
♪ Tears and years ♪
723
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,852
♪ Your sins erased ♪
724
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:54,814
♪ Sleep forever ♪
725
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,649
♪ Sleep in peace ♪
726
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:02,857
♪ Yesterday’s a dream ♪
727
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,865
♪ released ♪
728
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,335
[chuckles]
729
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,922
[purring]
730
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,541
[soft rumbling]
731
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,298
[ethereal score]
732
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,781
[tinkling]
733
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,620
[dramatic whoosh]
734
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,709
[rumbling]
735
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,314
-Well, I think
that went pretty well.
736
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:18,189
-You did good, Kit.
Really.
737
00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,904
[score fades out]
738
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,574
-God, Luke.
739
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,901
Luke? Luke.
740
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,195
I swear, it was
like old times.
741
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,952
I was hearing the voices,
742
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,735
Grace whispering
sweet things in my ear.
743
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,909
The real thing.
For just a second,
744
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:39,459
it wasn’t about me,
or the sponsors, or the network.
745
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,546
Or those clearance people
who won’t let me make
746
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:45,171
the pop cultural references
about or
747
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,970
that make my show special!
748
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,512
-It was about...
-[tender score]
749
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,347
them.
750
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,971
-Those people
in the dark.
751
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,402
God, I miss them.
752
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,189
-Me, too.
-And this lady?
753
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,489
She’s got all the makings of a
successful associate producer.
754
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,071
-Oh. Yay.
755
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,905
-This, uh,
real estate stuff
756
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:10,241
isn’t for you.
You give me a call.
757
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,326
-Mm. Mm-hm.
758
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,790
-Tempting offer.
759
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,710
-Nah. I have a feeling
760
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,625
this real estate thing’s
gonna work out.
761
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,423
-I was thinking
the same thing.
762
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,884
-I gotta run.
-Okay. See ya.
763
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,648
-[Diane] Are you sure?
-Our research guy is the best.
764
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,271
He found the story
of Captain Jurgen Schroeder.
765
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,068
-German immigrant.
766
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:46,652
He built this place
for his wife, Gisela,
767
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,318
around 1870.
768
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,027
-Jurgen was lost at sea.
-Oh.
769
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,447
-In a shipwreck
on a Saturday night.
770
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:56,826
And Gisela spent the rest
of her life here, just...
771
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,085
standing at that window,
waiting for her love to return.
772
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,248
-Hm.
And, in that spirit,
773
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,497
it appears that
every Saturday night
774
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,131
their immortal souls
are reunited
775
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,554
in their trysting place.
776
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,428
-Well, that’s just
so precious.
777
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,506
-So, how do we
get them to stop?
778
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,220
-We don’t.
779
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,270
We pivot!
780
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,854
We embrace them.
781
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,189
Jurgen and Gisela are real,
their love is
782
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,565
elemental, authentic.
783
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,863
It’s exactly what millennials
are looking for -- experiences,
784
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,528
not just destinations.
785
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,446
Jurgen and Gisela’s story
nails all the key touchpoints
786
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,035
this premium-focused demographic
787
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,540
demands of a
bespoke travel experience.
788
00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,249
-They...
like the hunka-chunka?
789
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,382
-They value the authenticity
790
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,513
the hunka-chunka
brings to the table.
791
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:52,054
You’re offering a unique combo
of glamping and...
792
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,636
humping.
793
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,431
-Glumping.
794
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:58,145
-Think about it:
a love that never dies.
795
00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,766
It’s the greatest
waterborne love story
796
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:02,522
since Rose showed Jack
the door in Titanic.
797
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,305
-He crosses the oceans
and the ages
798
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,900
to come home to her.
799
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,945
-There’s something
about home.
800
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,571
It’s the ultimate
romantic getaway.
801
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,582
-We’d need some kind of
authentication, wouldn’t we?
802
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,161
-And--and publicity.
-Yeah.
803
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,036
-Lots of publicity.
804
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:23,581
-As it happens,
I know a guy who knows...
805
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,248
a guy.
806
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,799
-Next on Spirit Stalkers:
Paranormal P. I.:
807
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,971
our most
provocative episode yet.
808
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,802
I’m bringing my gift
809
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,508
to the coastal
bed and breakfast
810
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,888
where a timeless love
burns bright
811
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,426
and the ghosts
are wearing sheets
812
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,020
in a whole new way.
813
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,695
[sexy music]
814
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,535
Keep it here.
I’m Kit Rampart
815
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:52,240
and ’para-nookie’
816
00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,901
is coming up next.
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