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What the hell is wrong
with Chicago?
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Too windy?
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Too murder-y?
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Too much improv
and racial tension?
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No! Somebody wrote a bad review
about my truck on Yelp.
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They've described my food
as "farm to toilet."
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What the hell is Yelp?
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It's a Web site where customers
can review plumbers,
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restaurants, stores...
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Yelp sounds stupid.
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Superior Donuts got five stars.
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I always liked Yelp.
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"Old-world charm...
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"The best donuts in Chicago...
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Owner and employee have a fun
Chico and the Man dynamic."
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Arthur, people love
your donuts.
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This has got tons
of great reviews. Uh-oh.
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What? Who gave me
one star?
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"Uptown Java Junkie."
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"I come here
all the time."
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(laughs) What a loser.
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Go ahead.
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Uh, "I love the atmosphere, and
the donuts are thick and chewy."
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So why just one star?
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"Unfortunately,
so is the coffee."
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Oh, cr...! Man... what?
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"Their coffee turns me off-y."
(laughs)
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That should be a T-shirt.
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How could anyone say that?
I pride myself on my coffee.
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Uptown Java Junkie,
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you are banned.
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Arthur.
Hmm?
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You can't do that.
It's anonymous.
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It could be anybody.
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Yeah, but we know
he comes here all the time.
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Or she.
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I'll bet it is a she.
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The review has a tone.
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Arthur, it's-it's
one person's opinion.
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And it could be a woman,
so... meh.
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Look, if it bothers you
that much,
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why don't you try
a different coffee?
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What?!
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No, I'm not
gonna change it.
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People come here
for my coffee
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and my warm,
inviting atmosphere!
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Yo, Arthur, can I take
the rest of the day off
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if I come in to work tonight?
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We're not open
at night.
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Cool. See you tomorrow.
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How's the first week
of school?
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Great. It's pretty much
everything I hoped it would be.
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Got to head
to my professor's office
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to hand in my first, uh...
what's the word?
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Assignment?
Masterpiece!
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Well, at least
you're humble.
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Well, it's hard to be humble
when you made this.
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Oh!
TUSH: Whoa!
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Jesus on a skateboard.
Yeah.
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Everybody likes skateboarding,
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and a lot of people
like some Jesus.
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Well, I'm glad
he's enjoying himself.
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It does not
end well for him.
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Well, the class is called
"Intro to Figure Drawing."
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I got to take it
for my major, you know.
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The assignment
was a basic pencil sketch,
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and I'm pretty
beyond all that, so...
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The detail is amazing.
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Look, he's wearing himself
on a gold chain.
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Yeah. This is gonna
blow my professor away.
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You know, I'm hoping he might
recommend me to a gallery,
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and I get my own show,
and I'll be the next Basquiat,
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and Rihanna writes
a song about me.
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You know, the usual stuff.
You know?
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All right, bless me,
Skateboard Jesus. Mwah.
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Got to bounce.
Good luck.
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Don't need luck,
got a masterpiece!
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Oh! "Farm to toilet,"
I just got it.
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*
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So this is my first
college assignment.
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So I just, like, what,
drop this off
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and then you send me my A-plus?
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No, you stand there,
and I give you a C-minus.
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C-minus?
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I would give you a D,
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but then I'd have to fill out
all that probationary paperwork,
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pull the dean into it.
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I've outlasted three deans.
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I do not intend
to meet this one.
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Dude, I need at least a B-minus
to keep my financial aid.
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I understand.
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Unfortunately, you didn't
do the assignment,
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which was a pencil portrait
of a human figure.
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Which is so basic.
What I did was way cooler, man.
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It-it makes a statement
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about people's
conceptions of religion.
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I bet nobody else did that.
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You're right. Everybody else
did the assignment.
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You are really obsessed
with this assignment, man.
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Yo, I'm 28, I-I've been
a street artist for ten years.
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All right?
This is my thing.
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Well, my thing is
not to reward students
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who think that they're clever
enough to dodge the assignment.
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Ah! Heard "clever."
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You know, Mr. Wicks,
with your attitude,
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I could actually see you being
a professional painter
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in a few years.
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That's my dream
right there, man.
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Wh-Wh-What you mean,
like murals o-o-or portraits?
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No, I meant like a house.
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Think about it.
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I'll give you the room.
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Ay, if you want to smite him,
I'll understand.
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Can I offer you a cup
of joe on the house?
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No, thanks.
"No, thanks"?
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That's a hell of a way to
tell me that my coffee sucks.
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Hey, you've got
something to say,
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have the balls to say it
to my face, huh?
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Maybe I'll Yelp you,
Java Junkie.
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No stars!
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Hey, it's a good thing
you got over that bad review.
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When did gutless weasels
get the power
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to criticize you anonymously?
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About eight minutes after
the Internet was invented.
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Why do you care what
some random person thinks?
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Because it's so public.
It's just out there
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zippity zappity-ing around
in the space cloud... web.
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What are you gonna do
if you find this guy?
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Put him on your
"banned for life" list?
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Hey, if you don't like it,
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I can add your name
right below Wayne Mitchell.
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Poor Wayne.
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He just asked if you had one
of those cardboard cup trays.
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God gave you two hands,
Wayne, use them!
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FAWZ:
Hey, look!
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It's Leonardo DaFranco.
(chuckles)
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What a talent.
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I'm so happy I bought one
of your paintings.
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You sure? 'Cause my professor
gave me a C-minus.
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Oh.
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Well, I'll give it to my aunt.
She's blind.
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A C-minus?
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You got to be
kidding me.
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Yeah, because that's
a great painting.
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I don't think he gets me.
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He's one of these stuffy,
by-the-book professors
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who wants me to start
with the basics. Which is cool.
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That's cool. I can do basics.
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Oh, that's the spirit, kid.
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All right, so, hey,
could somebody be my model?
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Right here
in the donut shop?
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What sort of
self-obsessed idiot...
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Bup! I'll do it.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I've done a lot of gigs
modeling for art students.
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It's a lot harder
than you think.
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You got to sit there,
in one place,
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for hours,
barely moving.
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How do you do it?
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Where do you
want me, Franco?
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All right, so I'm thinking
right by this window, you know.
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That'll accentuate
your, uh... No!
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Listen, if you like
your monty full,
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I'm gonna have to insist
we do this in the kitchen.
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No.
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Oh, hey, Tush.
New sweater?
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Hey, Tush,
I-I just remembered
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the model's supposed
to have hair.
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So the kitchen, then?
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No.
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What I meant is, maybe Sofia
would be a better model.
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Hey, Sofia,
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would you mind posing
for my art class?
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It would only take
ten minutes.
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Okay, but I'm not
taking my shirt off.
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Okay.
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All right, but if
you want somebody
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who's not ashamed
of their body,
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you know where
to find me.
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Do you like to draw?
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(sighs) Why is this
taking so long?
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I'm the size
of a lawn gnome.
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Yeah.
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Just putting on the
finishing touches.
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Wasn't as simple as
I thought it'd be,
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but I think you're
gonna like it.
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Hey, that's so good.
Yeah.
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But why am I wearing
catcher's mitts?
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Oh, those are your hands.
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No.
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Because my fingers
aren't webbed.
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Look, okay, y-you were
holding them all weird.
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Oh, so this
is my fault?
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I'm going back
to my truck.
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Maybe I can swim there
with my flippers.
Wait.
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Hold on.
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Okay, okay, just give me
one more chance, all right?
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Take a seat.
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Thank you.
ARTHUR: Okay.
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Here's your
regular order,
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one dozen donuts without
anything to wash them down with
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because my coffee stinks?
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I didn't say that.
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You didn't have to,
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Uptown Java Junkie.
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My name is Nathaniel.
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And I don't drink coffee, and,
yes, I used to be a junkie.
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(voice breaking):
But I have worked very hard
to get to this point, sir.
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Oh, look, uh...
thanks for coming.
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Hope you enjoyed
Verbal Abuse Wednesday.
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Arthur, you can't
keep doing this.
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I just got to find out
who wrote that review.
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Well, why don't you channel
that negative energy
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into something positive?
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If those millennials
don't appreciate your coffee,
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why don't you offer
an alternative?
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Like what? Tea and warm milk?
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That'll cover
old ladies and cats.
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No, what I mean is, offer them
a different kind of coffee.
220
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Okay, I guess I could do that.
221
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We could have
a taste test later, huh.
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Only, I can't participate.
Why not?
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Because if I have
coffee after 6:00,
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I'll be up until 8:00.
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Damn, you got
some dumb-ass fingers.
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Well, maybe it'd be easier
if you drew them one at a time.
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Guess which one
you can start with.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm sorry. My bad.
It's such an easy assignment.
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I don't know why
it's so hard for me.
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All right, what's going on here?
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Yeah, and why does Sofia
have bowling balls
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at the end of her arms?
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I can't draw hands,
all right?
235
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:04,237
Really?
Seems pretty basic.
236
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,207
Did you think that
would make me feel better?
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00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,042
Maybe you should
draw a pirate.
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That way, one of the
hands can be a hook.
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Man, how the hell am I gonna
end up in a gallery
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if I can't even do the
first assignment in art class?
241
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:22,189
Well, supposed
to be creative, right?
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I think I have
a creative solution.
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Pencil. Figure.
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Drawing. Bam!
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Well, I must say,
I am impressed.
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(sighs)
Not surprised.
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Usually my students
put the hands
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behind the backs
of their subjects
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when they don't know
how to draw hands.
250
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,451
What?
251
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,954
(chuckles)
252
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,024
That's funny.
You a funny teacher.
253
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,026
You don't think
I can draw some hands?
254
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,728
No, I do not.
255
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,462
Well, I'll bet
what you didn't know
256
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,199
is that this piece is called
Where My Keys At?
257
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,803
You can't pass this class
if you can't draw hands.
258
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,104
All right, new assignment.
259
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,940
I want you back here
tomorrow morning,
260
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,208
with pencil drawings of four
different pairs of hands.
261
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:18,078
Cool. Mm. If that's
what you want, fine.
262
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,112
Easy-peasy.
263
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,948
No mittens, no boxing gloves.
264
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,751
Come on, man!
265
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,954
Come on, look, I'm not some
18-year-old freshman, dude.
266
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,822
I don't need to know
how to draw hands.
267
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,225
Did you know, I have a certain
reputation as a street artist?
268
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,961
Then why are you bothering
with this class?
269
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,429
I'm starting to wonder that
my damn self.
270
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,832
God, m-maybe
I don't belong in art school.
271
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:42,035
Maybe I should just go back
to where I came from.
272
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,344
This is the part when you
tell me I have a lot of talent
273
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,246
and I should stick with it.
274
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,518
Fine.
275
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,855
I'll give you the room.
276
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,323
(door opens)
277
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,068
Thanks for helping me
find a five-star coffee.
278
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,104
Now, just tell me
what you think,
279
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,072
and then you get back to
whatever you were doing.
280
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,141
I'm supposed to be lifeguarding
at the Holiday Inn,
281
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,109
but it's all good.
282
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,845
I threw in some pool noodles
before I left.
283
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,216
Okay, now, just say the first
thing that comes into your head.
284
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,018
Don't hold back.
285
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,119
Randy?
286
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,022
Motor oil.
287
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,957
What? Oh...
288
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,025
Sofia?
289
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,094
Can we say "motor oil" again?
290
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,196
Nobody say "motor oil."
291
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,464
Tush.
292
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:48,301
Wow, you really tied my hands
with that "no motor oil" thing.
293
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,303
Ooh, lighter fluid.
294
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,504
Oh, damn it!
295
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,209
All right. Nobody leaves until
we find a great cup of coffee.
296
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,978
(sighs)
297
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,213
By the way, how did Franco
weasel out of doing this?
298
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,882
He had some painting to do.
299
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,351
Probably some project
for school.
300
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,386
(clicking, spraying)
301
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,360
All right.
302
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,135
Uh-oh.
303
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,943
Okay, this next
one is called
304
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,580
Sumatran Mountain Reserve.
305
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,083
Are you sure it's not called
Satan's Urine Sample?
306
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,250
(groans)
307
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,253
(phone ringing)
308
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,255
Oh, it's Franco.
309
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,590
Hey.
310
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,026
What? Where are you?
311
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:49,129
Oh, hopefully not the deep end
of the Holiday Inn pool.
312
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,564
Oh, my God. Okay, okay,
I'll-I'll be right there.
313
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,500
He was tagging a billboard
on Ashland,
314
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,868
and he got stuck up there.
315
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,003
ARTHUR:
What?
316
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,037
He's tagging?
317
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:57,938
We have to help him.
318
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,007
Now? It's so late.
319
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,074
Do we all have to go?
320
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,576
Yeah, I still have 12 coffees
I want you to try.
321
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,880
Come on, guys.
Franco needs our help.
322
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,455
Finally.
323
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,457
We got here
as fast as we could.
324
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,093
Tush, I saw you buy a hot dog
at the vendor across the street.
325
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,963
Hey, what the hell's
wrong with you?
326
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,264
Man, you brought Arthur?
Hey, come on.
327
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,966
You promised me you
were done tagging.
328
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,901
Now, that's against
the law, you know?
329
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,636
Look, I don't need
a lecture right now.
330
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,539
Okay? What I do need
is that ladder right there.
331
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,074
No, no, no.
332
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,376
Not until you tell us
what's going on with you.
333
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:40,013
Uh, my ladder fell,
and I'm not Spider-Man.
334
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,248
Okay, have it your way.
335
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,549
But it's gonna get
awfully cold up there.
336
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,650
Let's go, guys.
337
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,118
Okay! Okay.
338
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,220
Okay.
339
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,222
My professor's on to me.
340
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,191
He knows I don't belong
in art school.
341
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,125
He said that?
342
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,393
Pretty much.
343
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,228
He knows I suck
at drawing hands.
344
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,465
Ha. I could've told him that.
345
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,567
So I decided to grab my paints
and go tagging.
346
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,070
The one thing
I'm actually good at.
347
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,539
Although clearly,
my ladder skills have slipped.
348
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,041
All right, so he doesn't
love your work.
349
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,276
Big deal.
350
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,710
I got a Yelper out
there that's telling me
351
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,245
I can't make coffee anymore.
352
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,113
I'm not gonna give up.
353
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,247
You know what
I'm gonna do instead?
354
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,248
Force us to drink mud?
355
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,549
No.
356
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,352
I'm gonna let that criticism
light a fire under me.
357
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,487
And then, eventually,
I'm gonna make
358
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,689
the best damn coffee
in Chicago again.
359
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,257
In fact,
360
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,326
I'm grateful
to the Uptown Java Junkie.
361
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,594
Really?
Yeah.
362
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,296
I just wish I knew
who that guy was,
363
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,099
so I could look him right
in the eye and say "thank you."
364
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,268
It was us.
365
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,703
You rat bastards.
366
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,208
Wait, you guys wrote
that review? Why?
367
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,376
'Cause we're in there every day,
drinking his swill,
368
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,378
and it just keeps
getting worse.
369
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,679
So why didn't you just tell me?
370
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,049
We did, a bunch of times.
371
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,583
And you just ignored us.
372
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,285
And in case you haven't noticed,
373
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,621
you are not a big
fan of criticism.
374
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,389
Ah, bite me!
375
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,292
Hey, guys?
376
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,595
I-I'm not sure if I mentioned
this, but ladder!
377
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,731
No, no, no. No.
Not until you promise me
378
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,367
you'll go back
to that class and try again.
379
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,302
I've been trying.
380
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,671
I drew a thousand hands,
and they all suck.
381
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,706
Well, then turn them in,
and let the professor show you
382
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,408
how to draw them better.
383
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,776
Now, isn't that what you went
to school for
384
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,345
in the first place?
385
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,213
(sighs)
Fine.
386
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,648
Fine, fine. I'll do it.
387
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,683
Okay.
388
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,155
SOFIA:
Hey.
389
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,323
You guys didn't write that nasty
review about my truck, did you?
390
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,159
Yeah, right.
391
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,328
If we had something to say
about your truck, you'd know it.
392
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,366
Should we tell her it was us?
393
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,039
Maybe we should wait
till we're on the ground.
394
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,383
Go ahead.
395
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,318
Hit me with your best shot.
396
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:02,689
(imitating Mills):
"These aren't hands,
they're hams."
397
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,725
"Did you draw this
during an earthquake?" Uh...
398
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:10,730
Uh, "What did you use to draw
these, a Tragic Marker?"
399
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:14,167
What grade do you need
to keep your financial aid?
400
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,468
B-minus.
401
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,469
Fine.
402
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,637
B-minus.
403
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,072
You finally did
the assignment,
404
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,108
and it's not half terrible.
405
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,844
Thank you. Appreciate it.
406
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,447
You don't seem
very happy about it.
407
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,481
Professor Mills,
408
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,683
for years I've been trying
to get into art school.
409
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,285
And here I am,
410
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,588
with a charity B-minus
and a "not half terrible."
411
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,091
So it's a little harder than
you thought it would be?
412
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,392
Hell yeah.
413
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,528
But I'm a street artist, man.
414
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,497
But here,
there's all these rules
415
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:48,235
a-and techniques
and-and theories.
416
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,469
Yo, be real with me, man.
417
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,403
Do I even belong here?
418
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:54,807
Mr. Wicks,
have you ever heard of Burn 55?
419
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,477
Have I heard... yes, of course
I've heard of Burn 55.
420
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,179
He's a graffiti legend, man.
421
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,419
Cool.
422
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,487
What, you a fan?
423
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,588
Huge fan.
424
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:12,492
Largely because I'm him.
425
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,428
You're Burn 55?
426
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,696
I was.
427
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:21,868
Until I got tired of the city
always painting over my work.
428
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,404
I wanted to do something
that would last.
429
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,873
Maybe hang in a museum.
430
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,608
But I could only
make that happen
431
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,478
if I moved out
of my comfort zone.
432
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,613
And that's when I went
to art school.
433
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,548
And is that
when you quit tagging?
434
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,650
No, I quit a couple
of years later,
435
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,619
when I had a kid,
and my wife said,
436
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,554
"If you want to do something
in the middle of the night,
437
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,523
watch this baby."
438
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,792
(chuckles)
439
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,928
So I do know
where you come from.
440
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,630
Franco, you have talent.
441
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,500
And if you're willing to embrace
what you don't know,
442
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:58,671
and to fail along the way,
then yes, you belong here.
443
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,840
All right.
444
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,176
Let's get started.
445
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,477
Now?
Yep.
446
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,813
Cool.
447
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,948
Now, when you're
drawing fingers,
448
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:13,620
just think of them
as stacks of cylinders.
449
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,722
Hey, w-when you're done
with that, can I have it?
450
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,591
You know my sketches go
for over a thousand dollars.
451
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,228
Yeah, which is why
I'm-a ask you to sign it.
452
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,936
Hey, Arthur.
453
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,604
Any luck making
drinkable coffee?
454
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,273
No, I've tried everything.
455
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,908
Different beans, different
filter, different water,
456
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,310
different religion.
457
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,448
I lit a candle
at the Catholic church.
458
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,950
A candle?
459
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,653
Your coffee needs an exorcism.
460
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,587
Wh-What's happened to me?
461
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,755
My coffee used to be amazing.
462
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,922
Yeah, I know.
463
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,924
It's just getting
worse and worse lately.
464
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,361
Maybe something's wrong
with the machine.
465
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,929
No way. It's the same one
I've had for 13 years.
466
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:57,997
This is top of the line.
467
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,999
Automatic timer, self-cleaning.
468
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,368
Self-cleaning?
469
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,002
What are you talking about?
470
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,373
Joanie used to clean that
once a week with vinegar.
471
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,910
She did?
472
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:15,682
So that machine hasn't been
cleaned since Joanie died?
473
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,951
Oh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.
474
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,654
No one needs
to know this, right?
475
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,956
Free donuts
for the rest of the month.
476
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,325
Donut holes.
477
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,626
Deal.
Okay.
478
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,764
You okay, Franco?
479
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,366
Yeah.
480
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,603
I had to draw another
full body sketch for class,
481
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,339
and Sofia's at work, so...
482
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,514
Turns out, I'm not just bad
at drawing hands.
483
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,518
No, it looks about right.
484
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,753
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485
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:01,260
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