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All right, check these out.
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I made rainbow donuts
for the big gay parade.
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You mean the
Uptown Pride Parade?
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Uh, if that's the
gay one, then yeah.
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It's my biggest day of the year.
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The only day
the gays eat carbs.
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Hey, Fawz, try one.
No, thanks.
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I'm on a diet.
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As head of the
Neighborhood Business Council,
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I get to ride
on the mayor's float.
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And I might be straight skinny,
but I'm gay obese.
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Well, I love the
Pride weekend.
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I always make a
little extra dough
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renting out my
apartment on Airbnb.
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It's not even on
the parade route,
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but for some reason, people
cannot wait to book it. You see?
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"Casa de Tush.
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"Perfect for two.
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"Firm queen in
the bedroom.
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Ample parking in rear."
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Yep.
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Just listed.
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Now let's see how
long it takes to...
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(phone chimes)
And rented.
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By "SwitchHitter."
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Huh, must be a
baseball fan.
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Now I just got to figure
out where I'm gonna stay.
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I'd have you stay with us, but
I already got one freeloader.
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Hold up, you're moving
somebody else into our apart--
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You're talking about me.
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Hey, Randy, you got a spare room
ever since your daughter's gone.
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Uh... yeah.
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I-I... I do.
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But, you know,
it's kind of a mess.
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Just like my living room
and my kitchen.
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And your excuses.
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Guys, don't worry about me.
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Last year, I camped out at
Montrose Park, and it was great.
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The hobos built a fire.
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We all sat around
telling ghost stories.
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By "ghost stories," I mean
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tales of their friends
being murdered.
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Okay. You can stay
for one night.
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We'll see how it goes.
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You will not regret it.
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Hey, do you have
European electrical outlets?
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Never mind.
I'll just bring my adapter.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Hey, Murray.
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And L.L. Cool Franco.
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Hey, Murray, thanks for making
an extra drop this week.
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You know, we're gonna
need all that flour
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for the big gay parade.
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Oh, right, that's Saturday.
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Traffic's gonna be murder.
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Yeah, well, it's their
party, but, you know,
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we're the ones bending
over backwards.
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(chuckles)
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Don't worry, I think I got
some more flour in the truck.
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I'll bring it in.
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Hey, did you see the
Bulls game last night?
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What are we gonna do
without Jimmy Butler?
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Might need you to suit up.
Am I right?
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Nah, man, I really don't
play basketball.
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Oh, come on.
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I'm serious, man.
I'm five-seven.
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And when I jump, I'm five-seven.
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Huh. Go figure.
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(forced chuckle)
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Can you believe that dude?
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What are you talking about?
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Every time
he comes in here,
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he says something racist.
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I'm so sick of it.
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What? That was a compliment.
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That was stereotyping.
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'Cause I'm black,
I play basketball?
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Or I'm in a gang
or I smoke weed?
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You do smoke weed.
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Trying to make a point,
Sweatpants!
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Thank you.
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Please. Murray was just
making conversation.
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Was he making conversation
last week,
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uh, when he asked me, "Where can
I find good soul food?"
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Or-or the week before,
when he asked me,
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"What's that
Bill Cosby's problem?"
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I'll tell you
Bill Cosby's problem.
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He's too damn funny!
(laughs)
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It's called microaggressions.
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Small but offensive comments
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that unintentionally reinforce
a stereotype.
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I been getting into podcasts,
and I downloaded two.
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So I can talk about this
or the history of dollhouses.
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Good morning, Franco.
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Can I have a black coffee?
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What's that
supposed to mean?
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I got your back, buddy.
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What's going on?
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Arthur's flour guy
was being a little racist.
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No, Franco was just being
a little too sensitive.
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Yo, you don't get
to end the argument
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by telling me I'm
too sensitive.
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Sometimes things sound innocent,
but they're not.
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Thank you, Sofia.
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Yeah, like when people
say to me,
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"You speak English so good."
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P.S., it's "so well."
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I know this because I went to
the University of Wisconsin.
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Go Badgers!
Hey.
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Well, I can't think of anything
more American than complaining
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about teeny, tiny insults
no one can see.
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In Iraq, we can't hear
the microaggressions
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over the bombing
and the screaming!
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Really?
How would you feel
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if people implied
you were a terrorist?
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Be more specific.
Do you mean the police,
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the TSA
or the federal government?
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Your generation takes
things too seriously.
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Murray's just
old-school.
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I mean, that's the
way we used to talk.
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I used to poker with
these Irish guys:
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you know, uh, Drunky,
Fighty, O'Boozehan.
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So how would you like it
if they called you "The Jew"
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and said you were cheap?
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They did, and I am.
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I'm driving 30 miles to save
five bucks on sprinkles, huh?
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That's less than the sales tax.
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L'chaim.
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Hey, sorry, I didn't have
any more flour in the truck.
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Uh, tell Arthur I'll bring you
the rest tomorrow.
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Okay, bye.
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You must be good
at some sport, right?
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No, man. But you know what?
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I do like watching some hockey.
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Hockey?
Mm-hmm.
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Really?
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I bet you catch some flak from
your homies back in the 'hood.
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What the hell's that
supposed to mean, man?
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It means your friends
from the neighborhood
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are giving you
the ol' what for.
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I know what it means,
Sweatpants!
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We're done here.
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Oh, whoa, whoa.
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Take it down
a notch there, Tupac.
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You fired Murray?
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The dude's a racist.
And it got worse after you left.
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You don't have the
authority to fire people.
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You barely have authority
over the napkin dispensers.
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Arthur, we have
an opportunity here.
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Money talks.
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If we give our business
to principled people,
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it'll encourage people
to act that way.
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Ah-ah-ah, business and
principles don't go together.
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It's like Lady Gaga
and Tony Bennett.
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It just feels forced.
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Look, I've been working
with Murray for 30 years.
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Look, man, this-this is
a lot to me, all right?
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This means so much to me.
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I know we can find
some decent human being
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to give our business to.
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All right, but Saturday's
the biggest day of the year.
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You got two days, or otherwise
I go back to Murray.
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You won't have to!
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I hope.
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Man, this is Chicago.
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Where am I gonna find somebody
who's not racist by Friday?
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Well, if it helps,
I know a butcher
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who does a pretty good job
hiding his anti-Semitism.
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*
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Hello?
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Tush?
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TUSH:
In the kitchen.
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What's with all
the scented candles?
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Did the power go out?
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Are you getting high in here?
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High on seasonal fragrances.
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It felt like your place
could use a little "jeuje,"
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so I picked up
some pumpkin spice candles.
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Are you cooking?
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Yeah, dinner's almost ready.
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I hope you like paella.
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Now, I didn't like the look
of the Norway lobster,
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so I doubled up on cuttlefish.
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Mmm. Wow.
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This is really weird,
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in a totally different way
than I expected.
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Cooking's kind of
a hobby of mine.
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And this is just my way
of saying thank you
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for letting me stay here.
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Oh, and I hope you don't mind,
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but I synced up your living room
and bedroom DVRs.
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Wow.
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I-Is that even possible?
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Of course. What if you're
watching Blue Bloods here,
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but want to get cozy
and finish in bed?
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I can't tell you how many times
I've wanted to do that.
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See? I'm looking out for you.
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(bell dings)
Let's eat.
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What are you
working on?
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A menu for the Pride Parade.
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I need a big weekend,
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and I'm not above
pandering to the lesbians.
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So I'm offering
a "vagitarian wrap."
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ARTHUR:
Hey, Randy.
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How's the roommate thing
going with Tush?
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Honestly, pretty shocking.
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Did you see the birthmark?
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I've only heard him
talk about it.
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Does it really look like
a fat baby Jesus?
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No.
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He's actually
the perfect roommate.
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He got me silk sheets
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and then he replaced
my sweatpants with silk pajamas.
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Ooh.
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Yeah, I was so slippery,
I woke up on the floor.
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Silk sheets?
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Sounds like he wants
to get randy with Randy.
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No.
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He's just being considerate.
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You know, he bought me candles,
made me dinner...
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Oh, God.
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He does want
to get randy with Randy.
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Weighing in at 180 pounds,
from the South Side of Chicago,
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meet Howard, the owner
of Black Flour Milling!
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Yo, the company's been
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in Howard's family
for three generations.
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HOWARD: We employ
200 people locally,
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and every employee
is a stockholder.
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And he got shirts.
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BOTH:
Black Flour.
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(both laugh)
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FRANCO:
See?
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I told you, we can do business
without compromising.
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Yeah, I get it, he's
an American treasure.
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Now, where's my damn flour?
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Oh, out in the truck.
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Hey, Franco, could you
give me a hand, man?
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My shoulder's been acting up.
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Oh, yeah? Me, too.
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I got a bad shoulder.
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Well, I have a theory on that.
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It's all those
giant purses you carry.
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I mean,
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why do women
have to pack a suitcase
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just to get their nails done?
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(laughter)
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They need something big enough
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to carry all that
bitching and moaning, huh?
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(laughter)
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Actually, I got shot
in the shoulder.
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Because I'm a cop.
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Damn. This city is messed up
if they're shooting meter maids.
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She's not a meter maid,
she's a patrol officer.
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No kidding.
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Well, good for you!
256
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,887
Hey, I got more shirts
if anybody wants one.
257
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,288
I'll grab them from the truck.
258
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,289
Oh.
259
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,423
FRANCO and HOWARD:
Black Flour.
260
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,992
(Franco laughs)
261
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,960
I love that dude, man.
See, I told y'all
262
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,896
we can find somebody
that's great.
263
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,030
"Great"?
264
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,733
Did you hear what he just said
about me being a cop?
265
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,001
Yeah, he said he was impressed.
266
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:37,938
He was impressed that she has
a job that a man normally has.
267
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,172
RANDY:
Yeah, it's like
268
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,875
when a man says,
"You're such a strong woman,"
269
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,177
or, "You're so independent,"
270
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,647
or, "Look at you voting."
271
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,818
I was happy for you!
272
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,355
Trust me, Howard didn't mean
anything by it, okay?
273
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,858
He's just... Howard's just...
274
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:58,826
"Old-school"?
275
00:10:58,859 --> 00:10:59,960
Randy, I'm sorry, but I think
276
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,061
you're just taking it
the wrong way.
277
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,731
Oh, are we being
"too sensitive"?
278
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,833
FAWZ:
No, no, no, no, no, no.
279
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,368
This is completely different.
280
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,771
Franco was being too sensitive.
281
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,240
You can't help being sensitive;
you're a woman.
282
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,244
Okay, don't-don't be
on my side, Fawz.
283
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,814
This would be
a great conversation to have,
284
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,815
after I get my damn flour.
285
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,818
Arthur, you cannot
do business with that guy.
286
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,886
And why not?
287
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,120
He is not as bad as Murray.
288
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:30,858
Oh, so you're telling me that
racism is worse than sexism?
289
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:34,728
I get both,
so, yay, I win.
290
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,029
I got more shirts.
291
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,230
He got more shirts.
292
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:41,034
Yeah, and one of
our Black Flour calendars,
293
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,036
which you are gonna
want to hang in the back
294
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,905
where the ladies can't see it.
295
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,106
Oh.
296
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,943
Yeah, uh, can
you go that way?
297
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,045
Um, look, Howard, this
is not gonna work out.
298
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,847
You offended
my friends.
Who?
299
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,849
The curvy cutie
or Detective D-cup?
300
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,184
Ah.
301
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,993
So, how was it
letting Howard go?
302
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,394
Oh, well, tried to
explain to him
303
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,762
why it wasn't
gonna work out,
304
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,730
and he said,
"Bitches be trippin'."
305
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,801
I'm calling Murray.
306
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,302
You tried.
Your guy didn't work out.
307
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,804
No, we just can't give up.
308
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,506
Yo, look, I can find somebody
principled, Arthur.
309
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,108
I still got time.
310
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,043
If we take the easy way out,
nothing's gonna change.
311
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:23,977
SOFIA:
Oh, you know,
312
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,246
my friend works at
Progressive Co-op Flour.
313
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,282
Their flour is non-GMO,
and it's milled in a pansexual,
314
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,251
solar-powered farm collective.
315
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,154
I did not understand
any of that.
316
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,390
Can you please, please
call your flour person?
317
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,258
Yeah, sure,
318
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,193
but you have to fill out
a soul survey.
319
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,494
They want to make sure
that their customers
320
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,263
have positive energy
and good karma.
321
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,565
Nope. Forget it.
322
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,035
They don't charge sales tax.
323
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,837
Then my birthstone
is topaz.
324
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,540
And my love language
is physical touch.
325
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,845
TUSH:
Hey there.
326
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,379
Sorry, nothing special tonight.
327
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,349
Just a creamy Brie
and a mischievous little rosé.
328
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,450
(sighs)
329
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,418
Oh, that's nice.
330
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,254
But first, why don't you
get comfortable.
331
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,289
Go slip into those new PJs.
332
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,358
Right.
333
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,360
And I don't know
who you're trying to impress,
334
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,863
but lose the bra already.
335
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,833
(sighs)
336
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,169
Okay, Tush, I'm flattered.
337
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,937
But I'm not gonna
sleep with you.
338
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,072
Whoa.
339
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,340
Who said anything
about sexy time?
340
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,610
The candles, the cooking.
341
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,980
You just told me
to take my bra off.
342
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,315
I'm trying to get you
to take care of yourself.
343
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,350
Your gals need to breathe.
344
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,888
Come here, sit down.
(clears throat)
345
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,389
I'm worried about you.
346
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,192
When Liz left me
for Dr. Doug Derrickson
347
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:49,196
of Derrickson Dental in Des
Plaines, the wheels came off.
348
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,900
I was eating cereal over the
sink, sleeping in my clothes.
349
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,601
I had to figure out
how to live alone.
350
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,537
And when I got here and saw
those takeout containers,
351
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,206
I knew what was happening.
352
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,608
Your daughter's away at school,
you don't think you have
353
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,643
anyone to take care
of, but you're wrong.
354
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,512
There is someone.
355
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,147
Do you know who it is?
356
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,581
Me?
357
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,451
Let me finish.
358
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,886
It's you.
359
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,422
I noticed you've
been spending
360
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,458
a lot more time at
the donut shop lately.
361
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,894
Yeah, I know.
362
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,896
It's just so quiet here.
363
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,064
Hey,
364
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,633
I know what it's like
to be lonely.
365
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,936
And I've loved
having a roomie again.
366
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:32,472
But I'm shipping out tomorrow,
and I want to make sure
367
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,608
you keep taking care
of a special someone.
368
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,978
Me?
369
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,081
Boy, I am not gonna miss
all these interruptions.
370
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,383
I'm sorry, Tush.
371
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,618
Thank you so much
for looking after me.
372
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,254
Uhp. (sighs)
373
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:52,092
I'm gonna miss it here when
I go back to Casa de Tush.
374
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,260
Oh.
375
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,662
That's why it gets
rented so fast.
376
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,534
Lyric, thank you so much for
getting that flour so quickly.
377
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,669
Oh, no worries.
378
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,472
I was already on my way to a
protest against patriarchal,
379
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,240
gender-conforming
children's books.
380
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,643
And now another episode
of "Why Trump Won."
381
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,581
Franco is encouraging his boss
to only do business
382
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,183
with companies
with strong principles.
383
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,518
LYRIC:
Well, then that's us.
384
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,120
For every empty
flour bag you return,
385
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,256
we clothe a family
of six in Ecuador.
386
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,657
With one bag?
387
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,427
How big are these people?
388
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,197
Look, we don't want
to participate
389
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,132
in polluting our
Mother Earth.
390
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,035
So we reuse and
repurpose everything.
391
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,670
This belt was made from
those plastic six-pack rings
392
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,006
that strangle
sea turtles.
393
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:39,739
Whoa.
394
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,941
My wallet's
made out of turtle.
395
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,078
Oh, it was a gift.
396
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,414
The turtle--
which was a boring pet,
397
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316
so I turned him
into a wallet.
398
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,620
See? I repurpose, too.
399
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,556
You give bald
people a bad name.
400
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,657
Namaste.
Namaste.
401
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,695
I know she's a lot to take,
but she's a really good person.
402
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,164
And you got your flour.
403
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,133
And our rainbow donuts.
Yeah!
404
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,102
Made from the world's most
socially-conscious flour!
405
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,970
Mmm.
406
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,606
Mmm.
407
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,043
Interesting.
408
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,778
Yeah, I'm getting notes
of vanilla and nutmeg.
409
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,581
Really? 'Cause I'm getting
notes of tree bark and ass.
410
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,417
These are terrible.
Throw 'em out.
411
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,353
I'm calling Murray.
You're not calling Murray.
412
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,188
Look, we have no choice.
The parade is tomorrow.
413
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,222
Experiment over.
414
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,224
Arthur, you just
don't get it, man.
415
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,225
Hmm?
416
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,526
And you know why?
417
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,095
'Cause you're an
old white guy.
418
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,264
You're never gonna
understand how I feel.
419
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,799
Or how they feel.
420
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,402
And that's okay.
That's cool.
421
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:46,039
But if you're gonna use
Murray, man, just...
422
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,175
at least have my back
and do the right thing.
423
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,043
How?
424
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,311
Talk to him.
425
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,246
Tell him to get
his ass in line.
426
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,116
All right, fine, I'll do it.
427
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,584
Thank you.
428
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,820
Your wallet isn't really
made out of turtle, is it?
429
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,356
Oh, no, no, I was just
messing with her.
430
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,125
I got it at Macy's.
431
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,160
It's made of reindeer.
432
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,140
Arthur, a cup of coffee
and three maple creams.
433
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,209
What happened to
your parade-float diet?
434
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,443
They kicked me off.
435
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,845
The business council decided
that priority should be given
436
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,615
to members of the LGBT
437
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,550
QVC community.
438
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,620
How can I not be
one of those letters?
439
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,089
It's half the alphabet!
440
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,858
Look, I'm sorry,
I'm out of everything.
441
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,161
Have no fear, flour is here.
442
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,229
Oh, thank God.
443
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,197
Listen, we better get
that stuff to the kitchen,
444
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,299
because I got one hour
to make 600 donuts.
445
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,534
But first?
Oh, right.
446
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,669
Uh, Murray, um,
447
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,205
apparently you, uh,
offended Franco
448
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,307
with some of your
comments the other day.
449
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:54,974
Yeah, I kind of figured that out
450
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:55,775
when he fired me.
Yeah.
451
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,445
Well, you know,
his generation is
452
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,779
kind of sensitive
about that crap.
453
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,713
"Crap"?
454
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,948
Uh, stuff. (chuckles)
455
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,751
You and I know these kids are
just being touchy, you know.
456
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,819
They blow things
out of proportion.
457
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,488
I mean, you and I
were just kidding around.
458
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,589
They should learn
how to take a joke.
459
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,858
Get to the damn point.
See what I mean?
460
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,894
You know what, Arthur?
461
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,596
I actually agree with Franco.
462
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,797
You do?
463
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,166
You do?
464
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,169
For 30 years,
I've been listening to you
465
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,172
make little cracks
about gay people.
466
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:29,342
And I got to be honest,
they kind of bug me.
467
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,477
Why?
468
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,252
Oh.
469
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,253
Oh.
470
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,289
Oh. Yeah, I see.
471
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,856
I'm on my way to the parade.
472
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,258
Wow, Murray.
473
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,294
You don't seem gay.
Really?
474
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,761
What does a gay person
seem like?
475
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,332
Should I be wearing a feather
boa and singing show tunes?
476
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,901
That certainly
would help.
477
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,639
You always seemed like
a guy, you know?
478
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,374
A guy guy.
479
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,445
I think what he means
is heteronormative.
480
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,415
D-Don't you dare
help him.
481
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,417
Murray, I mean, why didn't
you ever say anything?
482
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,220
Because I need your business.
483
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,455
So I've kept my mouth shut.
484
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,424
Even the other day,
when you made that joke
485
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,927
about gay guys
"bending over backwards."
486
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,362
Huh?
487
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,231
Uh, you said that
"it's their party,
488
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,366
but we're the ones
bending over backwards."
489
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,468
Which, correct me if
I'm wrong, Murray,
490
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,603
but you bend
over forwards.
491
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,608
You know what? I've had it.
492
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,644
Like Franco said
when he fired me,
493
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,413
I want to be in business
with principled people.
494
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,815
So find your flour
somewhere else.
495
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,083
Well, no--
uh, Franco, please, please.
496
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,453
All right, all right, all right.
Murray, Murray, w-wait, wait.
497
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,455
Look, Arthur's sorry.
Right, Arthur?
498
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,356
Yeah, very sorry.
499
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,724
You're a good man.
And quite handsome.
500
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,630
So what would you say
if Arthur donated
501
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,367
a portion of today's profits
to an LGBTQ cause?
502
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,269
Yeah.
How much?
503
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,971
30 percent.
30 bucks.
504
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,006
30 percent, huh?
505
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,442
Yeah, uh, to AIDS.
506
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,845
You know, against it.
There's no pro-AIDS
charity, man.
507
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,281
Yeah, look, Murray.
508
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,350
Look, I-I had no idea
I was offending you,
509
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,551
and I'm sorry.
510
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,388
I guess I need to be more aware
of the things that I say.
511
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,556
There we go.
There we go!
512
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,359
All right, so Arthur learned
something about homophobia.
513
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,027
Yeah.
And thanks to Sofia,
514
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,529
I learned something
about sexism.
515
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,465
And, uh...
516
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,834
Murray...
517
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,769
you learned...?
518
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,338
I'm sorry, Franco.
519
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,772
I didn't mean to offend you.
520
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,309
And I promise
I'll try and do better.
521
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,344
Thanks, man.
522
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:50,383
Ah, crap, I'm blocked in
by some Chinaman!
523
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:58,391
So I guess we should probably
keep looking for a flour guy.
524
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,560
Yep!
525
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:09,402
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