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[Birds Twittering]
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[Man Narrating] I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.
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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.
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Really?
Are you sure?
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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my daddy's videos.
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[Man Narrating] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made
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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.
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But it's
your favourite flavour.
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Na na!
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[Man Narrating] At secondary
school, we were given the facts.
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[Documentary Narrator]
It's impossible for a male to mate...
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unless the female is willing to
place herself correctly for him.
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She then lies with her hind legs
spread out, her back arched inwards...
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and the formerly aggressive
spines laid flat.
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The male seizes her
by the scruff of the neck...
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and mating takes place.
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Mating lasts only a minute or two,
and the pair separates.
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The male plays no further part
in bringing up the family.
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Indeed, the two animals
will probably never meet again.
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[Man Narrating]
So, that was sex.
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Simple, really.
Just find someone to do it with,
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find somewhere to do it,
and do it.
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- [Brakes Screeching]
- [Horn Honking]
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Thing is,
when you are my age,
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it just isn't that simple.
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And as for
falling in love
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well, nothing
prepares you for that.
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Anything interesting?
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Oh. Not really.
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Romeo and Juliet
by William Shakespeare.
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It's really, you know,
boring.
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He speaks very
highly of you.
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- You doing your homework?
- Trying to.
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You might find it easier with the book
turned the right way up.
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[Chuckles]
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[Chuckles]
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- What do you do?
- I'm a writer.
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Wow. A writer.
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I've thought about,
you know, writing and stuff.
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I'm not really sure. I-I've entered
a competition in the local paper.
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You have to write about what it's like
growing up as we approach...
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the new millennium.
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- And, uh, what is it like...
- Oh, you know.
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Could be better.
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No.
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I guess it's hard
for any sixteen-year-old,
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- but when you're... You know?
- I know.
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[Chuckles]
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- You're lovely.
- Well, you're not so bad yourself.
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- Tart.
- Jealous.
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Oh, Linda, he's stunning.
He's got eyes like Brad Pitt.
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- Tart.
- He's witty and gorgeous.
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- Dangerous.
- Lins, you know I'm always safe.
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Safe... What's safe about
picking up men in toilets...
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You promised me you wouldn't
do it anymore.
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I don't! I was just sitting outside
minding my own business, and...
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Steve, babe,
don't bullshit me.
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Some git starts blagging you outside the
public bog, he's only up for one thing.
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Well, where else am I supposed to meet
other blokes like me...
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And he's not some randy old git.
His name's Glen.
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He's up for the same thing I am. We're
going to the woods again on Friday.
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The woods... Steve, you did it
in the woods... You could have been...
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- Queer-bashed by squirrels...
- He could have done anything to you.
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Or you could have been arrested.
It's so risky.
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Life's a risk, Lins.
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Linda, Mum says if you don't come in for
Your tea now, she'll give it to the dog.
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- Okay, okay.
- You haven't got a dog.
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Well, we'll get one.
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He's never gonna
let you drive it.
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That's not what he said
he was doing.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- You're late again.
- Yeah. Just doing some research...
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for the newspaper
competition.
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Special study groups
proving useful then...
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- Great.
- How's the article going...
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Oh...uh...not bad.
Should meet the deadline.
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Oh.
Deadlines.
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That's very...
professional, isn't it...
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Well, he won't meet any deadlines
sitting in the park.
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Sorry...
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Mrs. Gillingham said
she saw you sitting in the park.
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Oh, yeah.
I, uh...
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I had a bit of a block,
so I went there to unblock.
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Steven, you are going to
finish this article, aren't you...
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Of course I am.
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Because if this is just
another of your fads,
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then you might as well
use the study time for your schoolwork.
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Hmm...
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Oh!
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♪ I'm staying out
for the summer ♪
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- ♪ Playing games in the rain ♪
- [School Bell Rings]
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♪ The guilt and the fortune ♪
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♪ Got me fooled again ♪
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♪ See, I work in a factory ♪
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♪ I don't want to be late ♪
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♪ I got my debts to pay for ♪
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♪ Gonna have to wait ♪
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[Chuckles]
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♪ If I ever see you again ♪
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- ♪ I will tell you why ♪
- ♪ Tell you why ♪
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♪ I was low and insecure ♪
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♪ Didn't want to make you cry ♪
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[Girl] "Come, gentle night.
Come, loving black-browed night.
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- Give me my Romeo. And when I die,—"
- [Door Opening]
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- Sorry, sir.
- Ah, Steven.
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What is it today...
Earthquake...
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Bus hijacked
by terrorists...
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Or were you confined
to your house by the plague...
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- [Students Chuckling]
- Sir...
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Romeo and Juliet, Steven.
By William Shakespeare...
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Okay, sit down. Oh, have you
finished that essay yet...
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- Uh...
- Steve. If it's not done by tomorrow,
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I'll have to suggest
to your parents that you join...
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the special study periods
after school.
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Carry on, Wendy.
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‘‘Take him and cut him out
in little stars,
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and he will make
the face of heaven so fine...
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- that all will be in love with night....
- [Whispering] Mark.
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- [Continues Reading]
- Can I borrow your essay...
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"So tedious is this day as is
the night before some festival...
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to an impatient child that hath
new robes and may not wear them....
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I'm just saying people sometimes
go through a phase.
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- A phase... Since I was eleven...
- Eleven...
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That's how old I was
when I discovered masturbation.
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[Chuckles] Mind you it was
another three years...
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before I realized I could
do it on my own.
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Stop trying to shock me.
I'm unshockable.
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Stick to your own balls.
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You haven't told those wankers
you're gay, have you...
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Oh, yeah, I announced it
at assembly this morning.
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I told you,
no one knows.
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Geez, if they thought
I really was gay...
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Fuck me around enough because
I don't smoke or play football...
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and I've got an I.Q
of over 25.
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School full of tossers.
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Oh, yeah.
Bet you fancy half of’em.
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No way.
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Not even him...
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John Dixon.
He is sex on legs.
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I know. Every time I see
his "head boy...badge...
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I wish it was
an invitation.
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Sure wouldn't kick him out of bed
for eating biscuits.
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- Great poster.
- Yeah, but no one's gonna see it here.
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Well, why don't you take down
all this artwork...
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It's been here
for centuries.
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You can create
your own notice board.
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Should we ask
the teacher first...
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Probably.
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[Indistinct]
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- Are you sure this'll be okay...
- Oh, it's fine.
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Look, if it makes you feel easier,
I'll mention it to the Head later.
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-Thanks.
-Look, I'd better go. I've got training.
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Don't work that body
too hard.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
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So, um, you're on
the school magazine this term.
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I am the school magazine.
No one else could be fucked.
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I could be fu...
I'd like to help.
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Whatever.
Well, look...
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Finish clearing this lot and, um,
stick that right in the middle, okay...
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- Yes!
- [Whispering] Oh, for God's sake.
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Steve,
he's not coming.
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The gorgeous Glen
is 45 minutes late.
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- He just got held up.
- By his balls, I hope.
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Sweetheart, I know you want me
to meet him. I don't...
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I just don't feel
very comfortable here.
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- Anyway, I've got to get home.
- Not another driving lesson.
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- How many have you had now...
- Forty...
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- eight.
- [Chuckles]
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- You sure all you're doing is driving...
- What else would we be doing...
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Not all men are obsessed
with sex, you know.
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Who mentioned sex...
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Look, you go home
if you want to.
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- You'll scare him off if he sees you.
- [Chuckles] Cheers!
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No, I mean
if he sees me with...
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You know what I mean.
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You be careful.
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♪ I feel it in my fingers ♪
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♪ I feel it in my toes ♪
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♪ Love is all around me ♪
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♪ And so the feeling grows ♪
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♪ It's written on the wind ♪
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♪ It's everywhere I go ♪
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- ♪ So if you really love me ♪
- [Clears Throat]
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♪ Come on and let it show ♪
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♪ You know I love you
I always will ♪
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♪ My mind's made up ♪
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♪ By the way that I feel ♪
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♪ There's no beginning
There'll be no end ♪
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♪ ’Cause on my love ♪
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♪ You can depend ♪
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♪ I see your face before me ♪
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♪ As I lay on my bed ♪
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♪ I kind of get to thinking ♪
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♪ Of all the things you said ♪
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♪ You gave your promise to me ♪
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♪ And I gave mine to you ♪
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♪ I need someone beside me ♪
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♪ In everything I do ♪
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[Sighs]
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Oh, bugger.
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[Whispering]
Meet you outside. On the bench.
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♪ You know I love you
I always will ♪
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♪ My mind's made up
by the way that I feel ♪
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♪ There's no beginning
There'll be no end ♪
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♪ ’Cause on my love
you can depend ♪
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♪ It's written on the wind ♪
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♪ It's everywhere I go ♪
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- Come on. Come on.
- ♪ So if you really love me ♪
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- ♪ Come on andIet it show ♪
- Come out.
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AIIright, mate...
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Carter, isn't it...
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- Fag...
- Sorry...
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Oh. Thanks.
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[Coughs]
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[Exhales]
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This is a nice park.
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Yeah, it's nice.
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- [Coughs]
- Filthy habit.
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- What...
- Smoking.
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I only started because
all my mates did.
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Peer pressure,
they call it.
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Yeah.
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Peer pressure.
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- [Coughs]
- Don't smoke to impress me.
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- You be yourself.
- Yeah.
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- Listen, Dixon, I...
- Hey, the name's John.
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John. About what
happened in there...
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Forget it, mate. My mistake.
I don't know what came over me.
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In there it's usually a question
of not knowing who came over you.
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- I didn't know it was you.
- I certainly didn't know it was you.
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Look, let's just put it
out of our minds.
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You don't know why
you did it either, right...
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Y-You mean you're...
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Geez, I thought—when Kevin
and the guys call you names and that,
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they're only
taking the piss, right...
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I mean, you're not
really...dodgy...
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- Yeah, I'm...dodgy.
- Oh, fuck me.
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No, I don't mean...
I just mean...
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Fuck me.
I'm sorry.
240
00:18:47,947 --> 00:18:50,211
Don't be.
I'm not.
241
00:18:55,121 --> 00:18:58,113
What are you up to now... Do you fancy
going for a coffee or something, or...
242
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,784
- I live around the corner.
- No, I don't like coffee.
243
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:04,023
Anyway, I should get in some training
tonight. You know, sports day.
244
00:19:11,637 --> 00:19:14,299
Yeah. Good luck.
245
00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:21,205
Are...
246
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,874
Are your parents in...
247
00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:45,368
- You did say no sugar, didn't you...
- Yeah.
248
00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:48,202
Here. It's hot.
249
00:19:51,977 --> 00:19:54,878
Why don't you sit down...
There's only the bed, I'm afraid.
250
00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:05,290
- Is it okay...
- The bed...
251
00:20:05,358 --> 00:20:09,226
- The tea.
- Oh, yeah. Great.
252
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,592
Didn't...
Didn't have you down for a soccer fan.
253
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,969
- I'm not.
- Why all the...
254
00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:25,769
Oh.
255
00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:33,714
- How long have you known that you're...
- Dodgy...
256
00:20:33,786 --> 00:20:36,812
- [Chuckles]
- Since I was 11.
257
00:20:36,889 --> 00:20:40,120
- Fuck me. Eleven years old...
- Yeah.
258
00:20:40,192 --> 00:20:44,822
When I was in the Cubs, there was this...
this porn mag being passed around,
259
00:20:44,897 --> 00:20:48,025
and all the other kids were deciding
which girl they liked and stuff,
260
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,694
and, uh, and one kid
whispers to me,
261
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:54,706
"Don't know what the fuss is about. I'd
rather see another boy's willy anytime....
262
00:20:54,774 --> 00:20:58,301
-So, I said, "So would I....[Chuckles]
-[Chuckles]
263
00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:07,484
I've never really talked
to another bloke about this stuff.
264
00:21:07,553 --> 00:21:10,579
Oh, it's okay.
I'm just interested.
265
00:21:10,656 --> 00:21:13,955
Well, intrigued.
266
00:21:15,528 --> 00:21:19,487
- Like, does anyone know...
- Only Linda. She's a mate of mine.
267
00:21:19,565 --> 00:21:23,001
- What about your parents...
- Haven't got a clue.
268
00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:26,629
- What if they found out...
- I'm not gonna let them find out.
269
00:21:26,705 --> 00:21:28,673
They'd be gutted.
270
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,181
Blimey!
271
00:21:41,253 --> 00:21:44,689
- Oh, that must be Linda's.
- And what was it doing in your bed...
272
00:21:44,757 --> 00:21:47,851
- Please.
- Bloody hell. A gay teddy bear.
273
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:51,522
-John.
- [Laughing]
274
00:22:16,055 --> 00:22:18,319
I can't.
I can't handle that.
275
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:20,358
It's all right, John.
Lots of gay blokes don't like kissing.
276
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:23,987
I'm not gay!
[Sighs] Look.
277
00:22:24,063 --> 00:22:27,658
I don't know why I...
It was just a bit of fun.
278
00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:30,258
- I only came for coffee.
- You don't like coffee.
279
00:22:30,336 --> 00:22:33,305
Stop being so fucking clever!
280
00:22:33,372 --> 00:22:36,170
John!
281
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:51,781
......[Drums]
282
00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:02,267
Hi, John.
283
00:23:04,637 --> 00:23:07,231
Steven!
284
00:23:10,976 --> 00:23:14,070
Steven!
285
00:23:14,146 --> 00:23:16,205
What...
286
00:23:16,282 --> 00:23:18,876
- Your tea's ready.
- I'm not hungry.
287
00:23:29,995 --> 00:23:32,793
Steven, have you got
something on your mind...
288
00:23:32,865 --> 00:23:35,231
No.
289
00:23:36,302 --> 00:23:39,897
- Is that your article...
- Yeah.
290
00:23:39,972 --> 00:23:44,102
- Pleased with it...
- No, it's crap. Stupid.
291
00:23:45,711 --> 00:23:48,578
But you were
really into it.
292
00:23:48,647 --> 00:23:50,427
- Come on, let's have a look.
- No.
293
00:23:52,162 --> 00:23:56,098
- I'm not sending it in.
- Oh, God, Steven.
294
00:23:57,701 --> 00:24:01,637
Why can't you
see something through for once...
295
00:24:01,705 --> 00:24:04,003
I mean,
what's your problem...
296
00:24:12,682 --> 00:24:16,482
- Sorry to be such a disappointment.
- [Scoffs]
297
00:24:25,795 --> 00:24:28,662
- Yeah, but if they hadn't lied...
- They had to lie.
298
00:24:28,732 --> 00:24:31,530
You don't think being up front
about it would have been better...
299
00:24:31,601 --> 00:24:34,570
What, like,
"Mom, you know that bloke Romeo...
300
00:24:34,638 --> 00:24:38,734
Well, I know I'm only 14 and that, and
I know he's just murdered your cousin,
301
00:24:38,808 --> 00:24:40,867
but I thought he was a bit of
all right, so I married him....
302
00:24:40,944 --> 00:24:44,539
[Teacher] Well, what would you guys
have done in that situation...
303
00:24:46,516 --> 00:24:49,849
- Steven...
- Sir...
304
00:24:49,919 --> 00:24:53,252
- I said, what would you have done...
- Me... When, sir...
305
00:24:53,323 --> 00:24:55,314
[Students Chucking]
306
00:24:55,392 --> 00:24:59,055
-[BeIIRings]
-Okay, Iisten. Rememberthat tomorrow...
307
00:24:59,129 --> 00:25:01,495
You wiIIhave to
recite a speech.
308
00:25:01,564 --> 00:25:05,193
Any chance of borrowing camera equipment
from your dad for the magazine...
309
00:25:05,268 --> 00:25:07,668
No chance. He's got real down
on me at the moment.
310
00:25:07,737 --> 00:25:11,298
Well, could you ask him anyway...
It'sjust...I told Wendy...
311
00:25:11,374 --> 00:25:14,673
God, Mark, I'm not groveling to my dad
just so you can impress Wendy Bates.
312
00:25:14,744 --> 00:25:17,406
Oh, thanks.
313
00:25:19,783 --> 00:25:22,377
- What's up, Steve...
- What do you mean, sir...
314
00:25:22,452 --> 00:25:26,183
- Everything okay at home...
- Everything's fine.
315
00:25:26,256 --> 00:25:28,781
- Girl trouble...
- I said everything's fine.
316
00:25:28,858 --> 00:25:31,850
Oh, did Mark ask you
about the camera...
317
00:25:31,928 --> 00:25:34,863
Uh, yeah. I don't think I'm gonna
be able to get one.
318
00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:37,126
Oh, that's a shame. Wendy's
doing a piece for the magazine...
319
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,031
about the athletics team...
320
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:42,299
and we need some photographs...
You sure you can't help...
321
00:25:51,448 --> 00:25:54,747
What's with this
sudden interest...
322
00:25:54,818 --> 00:25:58,845
Well, I just thought doing the school
magazine would be good for me.
323
00:25:58,922 --> 00:26:02,688
Hmm. Okay.
324
00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:06,820
Just you make sure I get it back.
I need it for Richard's wedding.
325
00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:09,296
And yes, you do
have to come.
326
00:26:09,366 --> 00:26:12,665
- I'm afraid I'm a bit early. My...
- Ah, Mr. Armstrong.
327
00:26:12,736 --> 00:26:17,503
Not to worry. I'm not quite ready
myself yet, so make yourself at home.
328
00:26:17,574 --> 00:26:21,066
I’II be back in a minute.
Debbie, can I just check something...
329
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:25,604
Glen! God, I thought I'd
never see you again.
330
00:26:25,682 --> 00:26:27,513
What the hell
are you doing here...
331
00:26:27,584 --> 00:26:29,449
I just came to borrow
a camera from my dad.
332
00:26:29,519 --> 00:26:32,283
- Your dad...
- It's cool.
333
00:26:32,355 --> 00:26:34,619
He's got no idea.
334
00:26:36,693 --> 00:26:40,322
- Why did you stand me up the other day...
- Please, keep your voice down.
335
00:26:40,397 --> 00:26:44,493
- Did you find another man...
- Right. Ready for your big moment...
336
00:26:44,567 --> 00:26:47,502
- [Baby Crying]
- Hello, darling.
337
00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:49,663
[Crying Continues]
338
00:26:49,739 --> 00:26:52,264
I thought I told you
not to wear that jacket.
339
00:26:52,342 --> 00:26:56,870
Now, Mrs. Armstrong, if you'd
like to just take a seat there.
340
00:26:58,381 --> 00:27:03,444
- [Baby Crying]
- Good. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
341
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,183
Hello.
342
00:27:07,257 --> 00:27:10,226
"From forth the fatal loins
of these two foes,
343
00:27:10,293 --> 00:27:14,457
a pair of
star-crossed lovers....
344
00:27:14,531 --> 00:27:17,432
A...Which speech
are you learning...
345
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,934
Romeo, Romeo, cover me in honey...
346
00:27:20,003 --> 00:27:21,971
- and suck it off with a straw.
- What...
347
00:27:22,038 --> 00:27:26,134
- God, he's perfect.
- Fancy him, do ya...
348
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,700
- He can pass me his baton any day.
- [Girls Chuckling]
349
00:27:28,778 --> 00:27:30,541
- Hi.
- You girls using...
350
00:27:30,613 --> 00:27:32,547
your study periods productively...
351
00:27:32,615 --> 00:27:34,947
Yes, sir. I was just
helping Wendy do some research.
352
00:27:35,018 --> 00:27:36,986
Um, Steve's gonna take
the photos for us.
353
00:27:37,053 --> 00:27:38,987
It's all right if he joins
the magazine team, isn't it...
354
00:27:39,055 --> 00:27:42,547
Uh, yeah, all right, thanks.
355
00:27:44,194 --> 00:27:47,391
-John, we need to do that shoot now.
- Yeah, fine.
356
00:27:49,265 --> 00:27:52,598
- Hi.
- Hi.
357
00:27:53,870 --> 00:27:56,532
- [Teacher] Is that your team vest...
- Yeah.
358
00:27:56,606 --> 00:28:00,542
- Maybe you should wear that.
- Yeah, if you want.
359
00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:06,446
Well, you're the expert,
Steven, so I'll leave it to you.
360
00:28:11,588 --> 00:28:15,149
Hey, you know that guy who was arrested
last month for flashing young lads...
361
00:28:15,225 --> 00:28:17,455
- Yeah.
- He's only a bloody priest.
362
00:28:17,527 --> 00:28:19,859
- Was he arrested in the organ loft...
- In the park.
363
00:28:19,929 --> 00:28:21,726
The police say the woods
are full of pervs.
364
00:28:21,798 --> 00:28:22,765
Jess!
365
00:28:22,832 --> 00:28:26,290
- Right on cue.
- We need to talk.
366
00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,803
Shouldn't you be somewhere else,
Kevin, like remedial reading...
367
00:28:28,872 --> 00:28:31,136
- [Students Chuckling]
- P.M.T., is it, Jessica...
368
00:28:31,207 --> 00:28:34,233
Yeah.
Post-moron tension.
369
00:28:34,310 --> 00:28:36,471
Best thing you ever did
dumping that wanker.
370
00:28:36,546 --> 00:28:38,707
Hey, Steve, do you want to go
to the woods later with a camera,
371
00:28:38,781 --> 00:28:41,215
get some "News of the World...
stuff for the mag...
372
00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,582
No, seriously, we could
write something about this.
373
00:28:43,653 --> 00:28:45,587
We want the magazine to be
more radical this year, right...
374
00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:47,987
Well, what could be more radical
than a gay story...
375
00:28:48,057 --> 00:28:49,547
It's not a gay story.
376
00:28:49,626 --> 00:28:51,651
- It's a pervert story.
- What's the difference...
377
00:28:51,728 --> 00:28:55,061
Well, you're not gay
and you're a pervert.
378
00:28:55,131 --> 00:28:57,656
Something funny, Carter...
379
00:28:57,734 --> 00:29:00,669
- [Jessica] Leave him alone, Kevin!
- Queer fuck!
380
00:29:00,737 --> 00:29:03,103
- Still laughing, are we...
- I'm not queer.
381
00:29:03,172 --> 00:29:05,732
Kevin!
382
00:29:05,808 --> 00:29:07,833
Stop pratting around,
Grainger.
383
00:29:07,911 --> 00:29:10,243
Leave the girlies
alone.
384
00:29:14,984 --> 00:29:17,214
You okay...
385
00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:20,848
Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
386
00:29:20,924 --> 00:29:24,826
So, um, when did
you and Kevin split up...
387
00:29:24,894 --> 00:29:27,260
Oh, um,
388
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,060
a few days ago.
389
00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:33,125
I-I'd rather not,
you know...
390
00:29:35,672 --> 00:29:38,038
- I knew she liked him.
- [Chuckles]
391
00:29:38,107 --> 00:29:40,803
Yeah.
He's liked her forever.
392
00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:43,539
- Think she'll go out with him...
- Maybe.
393
00:29:43,613 --> 00:29:46,138
If she finally gives up on the idea
of stealing John Dixon...
394
00:29:46,215 --> 00:29:49,378
away from Christina
"Supermodel...Lindmann.
395
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,454
- You ever seen her...
- No.
396
00:29:52,522 --> 00:29:54,820
- Not even the underwear pictures...
- No, I...
397
00:29:54,891 --> 00:29:58,088
She's not a real model. She models
underwear for mail-order catalogs.
398
00:29:58,161 --> 00:30:00,152
Oh.
399
00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:02,857
Still, she is
rather gorgeous.
400
00:30:02,932 --> 00:30:06,629
I told Wendy you'd have to be pretty
special to take John away from her.
401
00:30:33,997 --> 00:30:36,488
- [Door Closing]
- Is that you, Steven...
402
00:30:36,566 --> 00:30:38,033
Yeah.
403
00:30:38,101 --> 00:30:40,899
I brought your photos back.
They're on your desk.
404
00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:43,200
Oh, thanks.
405
00:30:57,538 --> 00:31:01,065
I think she likes me, but she seems,
like, quite distant sometimes.
406
00:31:01,142 --> 00:31:04,543
It's killing me.
We're talking permanent erection here.
407
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,843
- There's a medical term for that.
- Uh, yeah...sad bastard.
408
00:31:07,915 --> 00:31:10,281
Funny. Did you
see her this morning...
409
00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:12,376
I'm sure she's not wearing a bra.
You can see the outline...
410
00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:14,478
God, just ask her to go
to the bloody ball with you.
411
00:31:14,555 --> 00:31:18,821
- Well, it's difficult.
- It could be more fucking difficult.
412
00:31:18,893 --> 00:31:21,726
Do you want to go to the cinema on
Sunday... If you don't pull at the ball.
413
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:24,458
- [Sighs] Maybe.
- Go on, it'll cheer you up.
414
00:31:24,532 --> 00:31:27,023
- I don't need cheering up.
- Oh, yeah, right.
415
00:31:27,101 --> 00:31:29,296
All right.
Cinema, Sunday.
416
00:31:38,012 --> 00:31:40,344
How's, uh...
417
00:31:40,414 --> 00:31:44,145
- How's tricks...
- Fine.
418
00:31:46,754 --> 00:31:49,746
We must
stop meeting like this.
419
00:31:59,133 --> 00:32:02,034
- Hi, Mr. Carter.
- Hello, Linda.
420
00:32:03,337 --> 00:32:07,433
- You look nice today.
- So do you.
421
00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:10,341
- Mrs. C.
- See you Monday, Linda love.
422
00:32:10,411 --> 00:32:12,709
Have a nice time, eh...
423
00:32:14,649 --> 00:32:16,583
Steve!
424
00:32:16,651 --> 00:32:20,348
♪ Now pretty ladies
around the world ♪
425
00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:24,551
♪ Got a weird thing to show you
so tell all the boys and girls ♪
426
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:28,425
♪ Tell your brother, your sister
and your mama too...
427
00:32:28,496 --> 00:32:32,694
♪ ‘Cause we're about throw down
and you know just what to do ♪
428
00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:38,171
♪ Wave your hands in the air
like you don't care ♪
429
00:32:38,239 --> 00:32:40,400
So, that's the incredible
Christina Lindmann...
430
00:32:40,474 --> 00:32:42,339
Where...
431
00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:44,344
The girl you've been staring at
for the last 20 minutes.
432
00:32:44,412 --> 00:32:47,404
Have not.
433
00:32:47,481 --> 00:32:50,473
You ever thought of doing it
with an older woman...
434
00:32:51,652 --> 00:32:53,847
Not exactly.
435
00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:57,379
♪ When you hear the call you've
got to get it underway ♪
436
00:32:57,458 --> 00:33:02,054
♪ Word up
It's the code word ♪
437
00:33:02,129 --> 00:33:05,360
♪ No matter where you say it
You know that you'll be heard ♪
438
00:33:05,433 --> 00:33:07,958
♪ Now all you sucker DJ's ♪
439
00:33:08,035 --> 00:33:10,128
Stop staring at him.
It's embarrassing.
440
00:33:10,204 --> 00:33:13,640
- He stares back.
- In your dreams.
441
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:18,372
♪ You try to put on those airs
and act real cool ♪
442
00:33:18,446 --> 00:33:22,439
♪ But you've got to realize
that you're acting like fools ♪
443
00:33:22,516 --> 00:33:27,010
♪ Give us music, we can use it
We need to dance ♪
444
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:30,683
♪ We don't have the time
for psychological romance ♪
445
00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,488
- Get off of me!
- ♪ No romance, no romance ♪
446
00:33:33,561 --> 00:33:35,995
♪ No romance for me, mama ♪
447
00:33:36,063 --> 00:33:39,032
♪ Come on, baby
tell me what's the word ♪
448
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,091
♪ Word up ♪
449
00:33:41,168 --> 00:33:46,071
......[Continues Faintly]
450
00:34:01,188 --> 00:34:04,055
- [Sniffles]
- You, um...
451
00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:09,318
- You okay...
- Yeah.
452
00:34:09,397 --> 00:34:11,490
Just needed some air.
[Sniffles]
453
00:34:11,565 --> 00:34:15,592
Kevin Grainger's
a right twat, isn't he...
454
00:34:15,669 --> 00:34:19,230
......[Dance]
455
00:34:22,676 --> 00:34:26,442
You all right,
my man...
456
00:34:26,514 --> 00:34:29,039
- See anyone you fancy...
- Mmm.
457
00:34:29,116 --> 00:34:33,143
- Yeah, Jessica.
- Ah, forget her. Pasture's new, boy.
458
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:35,814
Pastures is right.
Cows, the lot of them.
459
00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:38,723
Well, you don't look at the mantle piece
when you're poking the fire, do ya...
460
00:34:38,793 --> 00:34:42,194
What happens if you're
poking the mantle piece...
461
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:48,032
So, it was fine
for six months.
462
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,131
He was nice,
463
00:34:52,206 --> 00:34:55,471
almost, you know,
romantic.
464
00:34:55,543 --> 00:34:59,274
Kevin Grainger, romantic...
Give me a break.
465
00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:04,344
Well, then we...you know,
[Sniffles]
466
00:35:04,418 --> 00:35:06,716
did it.
467
00:35:06,787 --> 00:35:09,255
First time for me.
468
00:35:09,323 --> 00:35:11,985
- And...
- [Sniffles]
469
00:35:12,059 --> 00:35:16,086
Oh, God, I'm not sure I should be
telling all this to a bloke.
470
00:35:16,163 --> 00:35:20,600
Okay. On the day
after we...you know,
471
00:35:20,668 --> 00:35:24,968
Wendy heard him tell the lads about...
well, everything.
472
00:35:26,574 --> 00:35:29,168
Details,
graphic details.
473
00:35:29,243 --> 00:35:32,974
Even what I'd been saying
when we were...
474
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:36,380
I felt humiliated.
475
00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:39,385
He said he's sorry.
He said he wants me back, but...
476
00:35:39,453 --> 00:35:42,354
No, you deserve
better than that.
477
00:35:43,591 --> 00:35:46,116
Thanks.
478
00:35:46,193 --> 00:35:48,252
Look, I'm fine now.
Let's go back in.
479
00:35:50,764 --> 00:35:52,789
[Sniffles, Sighs]
480
00:35:52,867 --> 00:35:55,062
Anyway, I think I'm
off blokes for life.
481
00:35:55,135 --> 00:35:57,262
- What about you...
- Me...
482
00:35:57,338 --> 00:36:00,364
Yeah, you're a real secretive one.
Got a girl in your life...
483
00:36:00,441 --> 00:36:02,636
No, not really.
484
00:36:02,710 --> 00:36:05,008
But you'd
like there to be.
485
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,242
- Something like that.
- Who... Someone here tonight...
486
00:36:08,315 --> 00:36:10,909
- Yeah.
- Anyone I know...
487
00:36:13,487 --> 00:36:16,615
♪ If you really
want it good, girl ♪
488
00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:20,251
♪ Get yourself a bad boy ♪
489
00:36:22,196 --> 00:36:26,963
♪ Get it like it could be, would be
Yeah, like it should be ♪
490
00:36:27,034 --> 00:36:29,434
♪ If you want it
to be good, girl ♪
491
00:36:29,503 --> 00:36:33,064
♪ Get yourself a bad boy ♪
492
00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:35,267
There you are.
She looks available.
493
00:36:35,342 --> 00:36:37,970
God, you'd have to
be desperate.
494
00:36:41,615 --> 00:36:44,140
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
495
00:36:46,387 --> 00:36:49,151
Hi. I'm Kevin.
496
00:36:50,624 --> 00:36:53,184
- And you are...
- Thirsty.
497
00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:56,320
- Fancy a real drink, Kirsty...
- No, thanks.
498
00:36:56,397 --> 00:36:58,456
Something else, then...
Diet Coke...
499
00:37:01,468 --> 00:37:05,598
You know, I really like...
cuddly girls.
500
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,944
So, uh, could I
see you home tonight...
501
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:14,071
He's seeing me home.
502
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:17,640
- That wanker...
- No, not you, Steven.
503
00:37:17,718 --> 00:37:21,119
Oy, Carter! Not exactly
an oil painting, is she...
504
00:37:21,188 --> 00:37:24,316
No, she's cuddly,
505
00:37:24,391 --> 00:37:28,191
and until a few seconds ago, you assumed
that because I'm a fat girl...
506
00:37:28,262 --> 00:37:31,060
instead of some slim oil painting,
I'd be gagging...
507
00:37:31,131 --> 00:37:33,065
for a quick one
in the doorway of Toys-R-Us.
508
00:37:33,133 --> 00:37:36,762
- Linda.
- I can just imagine sex with you:
509
00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:39,499
the pathetic fumbling
to find the bra strap,
510
00:37:39,573 --> 00:37:42,667
the slobbery kisses, belching
into some poor girl's mouth...
511
00:37:42,743 --> 00:37:46,110
because you've had too much
chilli sauce on your kebab...
512
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:49,843
and then the main event,
which is either over in seconds...
513
00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:53,375
or not at all because
you're too fucking pissed.
514
00:37:53,454 --> 00:37:55,319
Shall I take that
as a definite ‘‘no’’...
515
00:37:55,389 --> 00:37:58,654
- Take it up your bum.
- Thought that was his department.
516
00:37:58,726 --> 00:38:02,330
Just because he's got a prick,
he thinks he's God's gift to womankind.
517
00:38:05,933 --> 00:38:07,958
Sod this. If you're going to put me
through this bloody torture,
518
00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:11,334
we might as well at least
have a dance.
519
00:38:36,464 --> 00:38:40,423
♪ She wasn't easy ♪
520
00:38:40,501 --> 00:38:44,665
♪ Changing rocking rolling
minds ♪
521
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,469
♪ And things were
getting shaky ♪
522
00:38:49,277 --> 00:38:53,373
♪ I thought I had to
leave it behind ♪
523
00:38:53,447 --> 00:38:56,610
♪ But now it's
so much better ♪
524
00:38:56,684 --> 00:39:01,121
♪ Hey, I'm funky now
in every way ♪
525
00:39:01,189 --> 00:39:03,214
......[Fades]
526
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:06,055
......[Ballad]
527
00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:26,403
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
528
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:35,255
♪ To me ♪
529
00:39:37,491 --> 00:39:42,485
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
530
00:39:48,202 --> 00:39:50,363
♪ To me ♪
531
00:39:52,006 --> 00:39:54,941
♪ Can't you see ♪
532
00:39:57,578 --> 00:40:01,605
♪ You're everything
I hoped for ♪
533
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:09,487
♪ You're everything I need ♪
534
00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:17,496
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
535
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,700
♪ To me ♪
536
00:40:24,205 --> 00:40:29,609
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
537
00:40:33,314 --> 00:40:35,509
Don't you start!
538
00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:39,610
- Sorry, I was thinking of someone else.
- Charming.
539
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:44,647
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
540
00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:51,962
♪ To me ♪
541
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:54,831
God, it gets
really boring sometimes.
542
00:40:54,902 --> 00:40:56,836
You haven't got a monopoly
on rejection, you know.
543
00:40:56,904 --> 00:40:59,771
- At least you're not me.
- Cuddly.
544
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:04,402
Sweetheart, I'm not cuddly. I'm not
a big girl, I'm not well-rounded.
545
00:41:04,478 --> 00:41:06,571
I'm absolutely
fuckin...enormous.
546
00:41:06,647 --> 00:41:10,708
The only offers I get are from dickheads
like Kevin "Shit-for-brains...Grainger,
547
00:41:10,785 --> 00:41:14,050
and even then after he's tried
every other girl in the place.
548
00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:16,453
At the end ofthe evening,
dancing with the desperate.
549
00:41:16,524 --> 00:41:18,992
Tsk. Men.
550
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:22,029
Look, let's have a night ofdebauchery
while your parents are away.
551
00:41:22,096 --> 00:41:25,532
I'll nip home and get a video, you can
break into your mum's Cinzano cellar.
552
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:29,695
We'll have a threesome...
you, me and Mel Gibson.
553
00:41:29,770 --> 00:41:32,762
- What will the neighbors think...
- We are the neighbors.
554
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,331
Yeah. I'll put
the door on the latch.
555
00:41:42,183 --> 00:41:45,778
I'm changing!
Down in a sec.
556
00:41:45,853 --> 00:41:48,845
[FootstepsApproaching]
557
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,891
I said I'll be down...
558
00:42:06,841 --> 00:42:08,775
Hi.
559
00:42:14,648 --> 00:42:17,617
Please, I...
560
00:42:17,685 --> 00:42:20,279
I need to...
561
00:42:22,022 --> 00:42:24,081
I need to use your loo.
562
00:42:28,496 --> 00:42:30,430
Oh.
563
00:42:32,266 --> 00:42:34,826
It's fiirst
on the right.
564
00:42:46,447 --> 00:42:48,972
Shit!
565
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,454
[DoorCIosing]
566
00:42:56,857 --> 00:42:59,155
[Sniffs]
567
00:43:15,276 --> 00:43:18,871
[ToiIet FIushing]
568
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,742
Linda! IreaIIy
don't feeItoogood.
569
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:25,183
- I think I'll just go to bed.
- But...
570
00:43:25,252 --> 00:43:30,383
- Good night.
- Steven, I really hate you sometimes.
571
00:43:36,430 --> 00:43:39,797
The uh...
The front door was open.
572
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:44,830
I just
had to, um...
573
00:43:48,476 --> 00:43:51,877
- Are your parents out...
- Thank God.
574
00:44:02,189 --> 00:44:07,058
- Coffee...
- I don't like coffee!
575
00:44:07,127 --> 00:44:09,560
You don't like kissing.
576
00:44:15,332 --> 00:44:17,596
I'm sorry.
577
00:44:20,838 --> 00:44:22,772
Please.
578
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:27,241
Help me.
579
00:44:29,179 --> 00:44:34,173
- I'm...I'm worried.
- I know.
580
00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:36,583
- Confused.
- I know.
581
00:44:36,653 --> 00:44:40,020
You don't know!
You're not fucking confused!
582
00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:42,149
I'm getting there.
583
00:44:45,996 --> 00:44:48,362
It'sjust...
584
00:44:48,432 --> 00:44:51,299
I thought I'd...
585
00:44:53,604 --> 00:44:56,232
It was a long time ago.
586
00:44:57,741 --> 00:45:02,610
- What was...
- [Scoffs] Oh, God, I'm pissed.
587
00:45:06,717 --> 00:45:09,185
About...
588
00:45:10,687 --> 00:45:14,817
about a year ago,
589
00:45:14,892 --> 00:45:18,259
geography field trip.
590
00:45:18,328 --> 00:45:21,661
We went to Cornwall
with some other schools.
591
00:45:21,732 --> 00:45:24,860
- You been to Cornwall...
- No.
592
00:45:24,935 --> 00:45:29,167
It's really,
you know, nice.
593
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,107
Like, quite wild.
594
00:45:38,248 --> 00:45:41,046
One night, I went
and got drunk with this guy...
595
00:45:42,186 --> 00:45:46,680
Danny, from one
of the other schools.
596
00:45:46,757 --> 00:45:49,191
He was...
Well I thought he was...
597
00:45:49,259 --> 00:45:51,284
a sound bloke.
598
00:45:51,361 --> 00:45:53,522
[Chuckles] Well, apart from being
an Arsenal supporter.
599
00:45:53,597 --> 00:45:56,225
Sound.
600
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:59,360
We had one of those
giant bottles of wine.
601
00:45:59,436 --> 00:46:02,599
We got really pissed.
602
00:46:02,673 --> 00:46:05,233
Sitting on some rocks,
603
00:46:05,309 --> 00:46:08,437
by the sea.
604
00:46:08,512 --> 00:46:14,109
We got really silly.
He dared me to...to dive in.
605
00:46:14,184 --> 00:46:17,381
He said he would
if I would.
606
00:46:17,454 --> 00:46:20,321
So we took all our clothes off,
counted to three and I jumped.
607
00:46:20,390 --> 00:46:23,257
Christ, it was cold.
608
00:46:23,327 --> 00:46:25,659
[Sniffles]
609
00:46:28,065 --> 00:46:30,397
He never jumped.
610
00:46:32,603 --> 00:46:35,663
He just stood there,
611
00:46:35,739 --> 00:46:37,934
laughing.
612
00:46:38,008 --> 00:46:41,068
[Scoffs] He said I was a prat
for doing it.
613
00:46:41,144 --> 00:46:44,409
- You were.
- [Chuckles]
614
00:46:47,484 --> 00:46:50,351
When I got out,
615
00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:53,821
I was shivering.
616
00:46:53,891 --> 00:46:57,054
Then he picked
his sweatshirt up,
617
00:46:57,127 --> 00:47:00,756
and as I
sat there, he...
618
00:47:00,831 --> 00:47:04,961
put it over
my shoulders and...
619
00:47:05,035 --> 00:47:07,902
started to...
620
00:47:07,971 --> 00:47:10,269
to dry me,
621
00:47:12,175 --> 00:47:16,441
so, so gently.
622
00:47:19,383 --> 00:47:22,284
And I felt...
623
00:47:25,556 --> 00:47:29,117
I felt...
624
00:47:29,192 --> 00:47:31,626
Take your time.
625
00:47:34,364 --> 00:47:37,265
I felt sexy.
626
00:47:38,435 --> 00:47:41,529
You know, aroused.
627
00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:47,733
Then he kissed me,
628
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,509
started to...
t-to touch me...
629
00:47:55,118 --> 00:47:57,746
all over.
630
00:47:57,821 --> 00:48:01,450
[Chuckles] God.
Suddenly, I freaked, and...
631
00:48:01,525 --> 00:48:05,325
I pushed him off
and grabbed my clothes and ran...
632
00:48:05,395 --> 00:48:08,489
and ran.
633
00:48:08,565 --> 00:48:10,760
Johnny.
634
00:48:13,537 --> 00:48:16,506
We never spoke to each other
for the rest of that week.
635
00:48:18,475 --> 00:48:20,966
And I've never
seen him since.
636
00:48:23,747 --> 00:48:26,807
I told myself...
637
00:48:26,883 --> 00:48:29,113
it was the wine,
638
00:48:29,186 --> 00:48:31,677
the place, the sea...
639
00:48:31,755 --> 00:48:34,087
that it was
his fault.
640
00:48:36,627 --> 00:48:39,755
Then the other day
with you.
641
00:48:41,898 --> 00:48:45,527
And now, whenever
I see you, I...
642
00:48:45,602 --> 00:48:49,129
I just wanna...
[Sobs]
643
00:48:51,108 --> 00:48:53,042
God!
644
00:48:56,246 --> 00:48:59,443
[Sobs]
What's wrong with me...
645
00:49:02,486 --> 00:49:04,920
[Sobs]
646
00:49:04,988 --> 00:49:07,855
Shh.
647
00:49:07,924 --> 00:49:10,154
It's all right.
648
00:49:14,698 --> 00:49:17,360
I'm so scared.
649
00:49:18,735 --> 00:49:21,169
Don't leave me.
650
00:50:07,984 --> 00:50:10,544
[Tires Screeching]
651
00:50:14,858 --> 00:50:17,258
Whoops.
652
00:50:18,328 --> 00:50:21,388
Not to worry.
653
00:50:21,465 --> 00:50:23,660
We'll try it again
next time.
654
00:50:23,734 --> 00:50:26,862
Can't we do
just one more...
655
00:50:28,939 --> 00:50:30,873
Okay.
656
00:50:32,008 --> 00:50:36,206
- [Engine Revs]
- [Brake Releasing]
657
00:50:36,279 --> 00:50:39,544
[Tires Squealing]
658
00:50:43,053 --> 00:50:45,021
It's doing it again.
659
00:50:51,428 --> 00:50:53,396
It's a bit stiff.
660
00:51:05,175 --> 00:51:08,372
- Steven...
-Just making breakfast.
661
00:51:08,445 --> 00:51:10,504
I'm afraid we finished
all the bacon yesterday.
662
00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:13,743
Fine.
663
00:51:13,817 --> 00:51:16,251
- What time are your parents due back...
- Oh, they're back.
664
00:51:16,319 --> 00:51:19,117
- They're down here with me.
- Oh, shit!
665
00:51:19,189 --> 00:51:22,056
Shit! Shit! Shit!
666
00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:25,652
Mum says if you make an honest man ofme
she'll help you choose the curtains.
667
00:51:25,729 --> 00:51:29,529
[Sighs] Oh, wanker.
You wanker!
668
00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:33,262
......[Radio]
669
00:51:40,010 --> 00:51:42,672
[Phone Beeping]
670
00:51:50,987 --> 00:51:53,012
Hi, Mum.
671
00:51:53,089 --> 00:51:56,422
[Sighs, Chuckles]
I'll be home for dinner.
672
00:51:58,195 --> 00:52:00,220
I'm still at Kevin's.
673
00:52:01,832 --> 00:52:04,266
What, did he ring...
674
00:52:04,334 --> 00:52:07,428
Oh, well, we had
a bit of a row yesterday,
675
00:52:07,504 --> 00:52:09,438
so I went and stayed
at Dave's last night.
676
00:52:09,506 --> 00:52:14,068
- But I'm back at Kevin's now.
-Are you staying in bed all day, then...
677
00:52:14,144 --> 00:52:16,874
Look, Mum, I've gotta go.
I'm on someone else's...
678
00:52:16,947 --> 00:52:20,314
Kevin's phone.
679
00:52:20,383 --> 00:52:24,285
Sorry...for worrying you.
680
00:52:24,354 --> 00:52:27,915
Yeah. See ya.
681
00:52:27,991 --> 00:52:30,619
- [Phone Clicks Shut]
- Shit.
682
00:52:30,694 --> 00:52:34,755
By the way, you hogged
the bloody duvet again last night.
683
00:52:38,435 --> 00:52:41,461
- What's up...
- Could we get out of here...
684
00:52:43,555 --> 00:52:45,546
[Steven] We're only lying
to protect other people.
685
00:52:45,624 --> 00:52:48,388
[John] Yeah, but when Kevin called
you queer the other day, you denied it!
686
00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:51,258
If you really do like being—I mean,
how can you really like yourself...
687
00:52:51,329 --> 00:52:53,422
if you deny what you are...
688
00:52:53,498 --> 00:52:56,956
- All right, let's tell everyone then.
- No, don't you dare!
689
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,675
Look, I'm sorry.
I...
690
00:53:04,743 --> 00:53:06,973
I'm so scared.
691
00:53:07,045 --> 00:53:10,310
I feel like
everyone's watching.
692
00:53:10,382 --> 00:53:12,316
I know.
693
00:53:12,384 --> 00:53:16,548
Listen, if you
tell anyone, it's off.
694
00:53:16,621 --> 00:53:18,612
If anyone even starts
to suspect, it's off.
695
00:53:18,690 --> 00:53:20,851
It's on then, is it...
696
00:53:20,925 --> 00:53:24,417
Of course it's on.
I...
697
00:53:24,496 --> 00:53:26,862
I like you a lot.
698
00:53:26,931 --> 00:53:30,162
- What about Christina...
- No contest.
699
00:53:30,235 --> 00:53:32,362
You're a better kisser.
700
00:53:32,437 --> 00:53:34,701
- Promise...
- Promise.
701
00:53:40,945 --> 00:53:43,209
[Chuckles]
702
00:53:49,587 --> 00:53:51,987
You sure you're not
getting the wrong signals...
703
00:53:52,057 --> 00:53:53,991
Steve, he kissed me.
704
00:53:54,059 --> 00:53:57,028
- Where...
- On the ring road.
705
00:53:57,095 --> 00:53:59,689
- No, I mean...
- On the cheek.
706
00:53:59,764 --> 00:54:02,062
Oh, must be love, then.
707
00:54:02,133 --> 00:54:04,431
What would you
know about love...
708
00:54:04,502 --> 00:54:07,903
Best you ever manage is a quick one
with a complete stranger.
709
00:54:09,474 --> 00:54:13,171
Linda...
710
00:54:13,244 --> 00:54:16,543
You're right.
What would I know...
711
00:54:16,614 --> 00:54:19,515
I didn't know
it could be like that.
712
00:54:19,584 --> 00:54:22,451
It was like everything
went in slow motion.
713
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,579
You know,
like in a film...
714
00:54:24,656 --> 00:54:27,318
when two people stare
into each other's eyes,
715
00:54:27,392 --> 00:54:29,826
- and they both just know that...
- Bollocks!
716
00:54:31,029 --> 00:54:33,156
Bollocks! Bollocks!
Bollocks! Bollocks!
717
00:54:33,231 --> 00:54:35,392
[Footsteps Departing]
718
00:54:39,738 --> 00:54:41,672
I thought it was just
going to be me and you.
719
00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:44,834
I didn't know I was gonna get offwith
Wends. I didn't think you'd mind.
720
00:54:44,909 --> 00:54:47,002
So, is Wendy gonna bring Jessica
on all your dates, then...
721
00:54:47,078 --> 00:54:49,012
I didn't know
she was coming.
722
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,548
Hey, you don't think they're on
for a threesome, do you...
723
00:54:51,616 --> 00:54:54,244
Oh, God. You should have
your balls surgically removed.
724
00:54:54,319 --> 00:54:56,287
Gonna need them later.
725
00:54:56,354 --> 00:54:58,879
[Whispering]
You sit next to Steven.
726
00:54:58,957 --> 00:55:01,687
[Movie Dialogue, Indistinct]
727
00:55:04,829 --> 00:55:07,764
- Hi.
- Hi.
728
00:55:11,636 --> 00:55:15,197
- So, where to now, then...
- Aren't you off to use your balls...
729
00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:17,673
Actually, I...
I quite fancy a burger.
730
00:55:17,742 --> 00:55:21,075
- Some poor animal's balls, then.
- Uh, listen, I've gotta get back home.
731
00:55:21,146 --> 00:55:23,944
- Me too. Walk me home...
- Sure.
732
00:55:24,015 --> 00:55:25,949
- See you, then.
- See you.
733
00:55:26,017 --> 00:55:28,781
[Indistinct]
734
00:55:28,853 --> 00:55:31,219
So, where
shall we go...
735
00:55:31,289 --> 00:55:33,382
- Fancy a Whopper...
- Sure.
736
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:36,393
We can always
eat afterwards.
737
00:55:38,863 --> 00:55:41,195
You know, I reckon
she can really drive, she just...
738
00:55:41,266 --> 00:55:43,996
- she just wants more driving lessons.
- [Chuckles]
739
00:55:44,068 --> 00:55:47,595
It's funny, but I thought Linda was
the one that you liked at the ball.
740
00:55:47,672 --> 00:55:50,539
- No. No, it wasn't her.
- Oh.
741
00:55:52,277 --> 00:55:56,407
You know, I really en...I really
enjoyed dancing at the ball.
742
00:55:56,481 --> 00:55:59,848
-That's what balls are for.
-Well, more than that, I really enjoyed,
743
00:55:59,918 --> 00:56:02,853
you know,
talking and that with you.
744
00:56:02,921 --> 00:56:06,550
Yeah. I enjoyed
talking with you, too.
745
00:56:06,624 --> 00:56:09,889
- I feel like I can relax with you.
- You can.
746
00:56:11,396 --> 00:56:15,423
- Yeah. Well, um, this is my house.
- Oh.
747
00:56:16,935 --> 00:56:20,462
Um, thanks
for walking me home.
748
00:56:20,538 --> 00:56:23,530
- Any time.
- You mean that...
749
00:56:23,608 --> 00:56:27,169
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
750
00:56:39,057 --> 00:56:42,857
-Jess...
- Let's not rush things.
751
00:56:46,097 --> 00:56:48,463
Jess...
752
00:56:56,841 --> 00:56:59,071
Oh, bugger.
753
00:56:59,143 --> 00:57:01,543
I'll catch you later.
I've gotta go and see the Head.
754
00:57:01,613 --> 00:57:04,104
See you later, mate.
755
00:57:06,084 --> 00:57:08,109
Hi.
How was training...
756
00:57:08,186 --> 00:57:11,178
Look, I've already told you.
Never talk to me in school.
757
00:57:11,256 --> 00:57:13,190
- I just wanted to...
- Never!
758
00:57:17,161 --> 00:57:20,153
I'm sorry, but...
759
00:57:20,231 --> 00:57:22,256
we've gotta be
more careful.
760
00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:24,392
Weekends are best.
We can meet Saturday.
761
00:57:24,469 --> 00:57:27,632
Great.
Oh, shit.
762
00:57:27,705 --> 00:57:30,401
I've got to go
to a bloody wedding on Saturday.
763
00:57:30,475 --> 00:57:32,466
Playing
hard to get, eh...
764
00:57:44,656 --> 00:57:47,750
[Whispering, Indistinct]
765
00:57:52,230 --> 00:57:54,994
Shh, shh, shh.
766
00:58:01,573 --> 00:58:04,872
- Hi.
- Hi.
767
00:58:06,578 --> 00:58:08,512
- Hi.
- [Stammering]
768
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:11,947
Steve, I...
What are you doing tonight...
769
00:58:12,016 --> 00:58:15,383
I thought we might go
bowling, or something.
770
00:58:15,453 --> 00:58:18,479
Oh, I'm...I'm busy tonight.
Maybe some other time.
771
00:58:18,556 --> 00:58:22,652
[Teacher] Ah, Steven.
Are you ever on time for anything...
772
00:58:22,727 --> 00:58:25,127
- Sorry, sir. I've got the photos.
- Fine.
773
00:58:25,196 --> 00:58:27,926
We were just discussing
where to put your article.
774
00:58:27,999 --> 00:58:30,968
- My article...
- ‘‘Millennium Generation....
775
00:58:31,035 --> 00:58:35,028
- Your newspaper article.
- It won the competition.
776
00:58:37,075 --> 00:58:39,805
- Oh, I hadn't heard.
- [Teacher] Yeah.
777
00:58:39,877 --> 00:58:42,141
They want to present
the check on prize day.
778
00:58:45,216 --> 00:58:47,150
"And although the decision
was difficult...
779
00:58:47,218 --> 00:58:50,483
because of the high quality
of the entries,
780
00:58:50,555 --> 00:58:53,547
we felt your article to be
the most professional,
781
00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:58,528
showing true potential and a feel
for the craft that is journalism....
782
00:58:58,596 --> 00:59:02,293
There.
Well, aren't you proud...
783
00:59:02,367 --> 00:59:05,393
I'm...We're proud,
really proud. Aren't we...
784
00:59:05,470 --> 00:59:09,031
Mmm. And the 500 quid'll
come in handy, won't it...
785
00:59:09,107 --> 00:59:13,908
- I just...I don't understand.
- What...
786
00:59:13,978 --> 00:59:16,811
I don't understand how you could have
sent it in without telling me.
787
00:59:16,881 --> 00:59:20,248
Well, I don't understand
why you didn't.
788
00:59:20,318 --> 00:59:22,252
What was it... Too much effort
to lick the stamp...
789
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:23,947
Because it's rubbish!
790
00:59:24,022 --> 00:59:29,824
But all that stuff about this town
having nothing for someone of your age...
791
00:59:29,894 --> 00:59:34,126
I thought you really captured
how a young person sees life.
792
00:59:34,198 --> 00:59:36,598
Life...
793
00:59:36,668 --> 00:59:38,727
What do you know
about my life...
794
00:59:39,804 --> 00:59:41,738
[Door Opens, Shuts]
795
00:59:45,810 --> 00:59:48,779
Look, mate, can't it
wait till tomorrow...
796
00:59:48,846 --> 00:59:52,145
I have to speak to her now.
It's important.
797
00:59:52,216 --> 00:59:56,915
Ow! Yeah, well,
so's her driving.
798
00:59:56,988 --> 00:59:59,436
- She's got a test in two weeks.
- Do you think she'll pass...
799
00:59:59,569 --> 01:00:01,662
Bloody hope not.
800
01:00:01,738 --> 01:00:05,265
Still, if she is gonna drive this thing,
the more practice she has, the better.
801
01:00:05,342 --> 01:00:08,505
Yeah,
but a five-hour lesson...
802
01:00:08,578 --> 01:00:12,014
......[Classical]
803
01:00:12,082 --> 01:00:14,516
[Guests Chattering]
804
01:00:21,925 --> 01:00:25,361
[Woman] Hello, Steven. We haven't
seen you since Tracey's christening.
805
01:00:25,428 --> 01:00:27,760
Probably. [Under Breath]
Not long enough.
806
01:00:33,103 --> 01:00:35,503
So, where was I...
807
01:00:36,906 --> 01:00:39,374
- [Sighs] Shagging Bob.
- It was more than that.
808
01:00:39,442 --> 01:00:44,573
We...made love. God, it was better
than I thought it could be.
809
01:00:44,648 --> 01:00:47,412
- So gentle and kind...
- [Man] Steve,
810
01:00:47,484 --> 01:00:50,783
- my man, how's things...
- Fine.
811
01:00:50,854 --> 01:00:53,414
Aren't you going to
introduce us, then...
812
01:00:54,491 --> 01:00:56,356
No.
813
01:01:06,102 --> 01:01:08,297
Steve, what's got into you...
814
01:01:08,371 --> 01:01:10,305
I'm sick of everyone assuming
you're my girlfriend.
815
01:01:10,373 --> 01:01:12,773
- That's why you bloody invited me.
- Well, things are different now.
816
01:01:12,842 --> 01:01:14,901
Why...
817
01:01:14,978 --> 01:01:18,539
Steve, you're so fucked up by all this.
Just tell your parents the truth.
818
01:01:18,615 --> 01:01:22,745
Yeah, why don't we get
the best man to announce it...
819
01:01:22,819 --> 01:01:25,447
Lins, I've got to
get out of here.
820
01:01:25,522 --> 01:01:27,490
- Let's go for a walk.
- No, I mean out.
821
01:01:27,557 --> 01:01:29,457
I want to go
back to Basingstoke.
822
01:01:29,526 --> 01:01:32,222
Sweetheart, no one ever wants to go
back to Basingstoke.
823
01:01:32,295 --> 01:01:35,025
Yeah, well, I do.
824
01:01:35,098 --> 01:01:37,362
- You've got to help me.
- Why...
825
01:01:39,402 --> 01:01:41,427
I'll tell you
if you agree to help me.
826
01:01:45,041 --> 01:01:49,944
-John Dixon and me...we're lovers.
- In your dreams!
827
01:01:50,013 --> 01:01:51,742
It's true! That's who
I was with all last weekend.
828
01:01:51,815 --> 01:01:55,717
We've done it—loads...
and he loved it! He loved me!
829
01:01:55,785 --> 01:01:59,949
- Steve, slow down. John Dixon...
- Is my lover.
830
01:02:00,023 --> 01:02:03,789
[Sighs] If he was my girlfriend
he could be here with me.
831
01:02:05,795 --> 01:02:08,889
I've got to see him today.
I don't know when he'll be free again.
832
01:02:08,965 --> 01:02:11,490
- Well, let's just go.
- My dad'll freak.
833
01:02:11,568 --> 01:02:15,629
He says I belong here.
I don't fucking belong here.
834
01:02:15,705 --> 01:02:20,233
- Darling, you're cracking up.
- [Scoffs] Don't be melodramatic.
835
01:02:22,045 --> 01:02:25,310
- Faint!
- What...
836
01:02:25,382 --> 01:02:28,442
-Just do it!
- Don't be melodramatic, just faint...
837
01:02:28,518 --> 01:02:31,078
Oh, please!
Then my dad'll let me take you home!
838
01:02:31,154 --> 01:02:36,114
- Steven Carter, I really hate...
- Hate me, detest me—just faint!
839
01:02:45,235 --> 01:02:47,169
Oh, my God!
840
01:02:47,237 --> 01:02:49,865
She's fainted!
Linda!
841
01:02:49,939 --> 01:02:52,635
- Lins!
- Linda...
842
01:02:55,145 --> 01:02:58,376
- She's coming round.
- Where am I...
843
01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:16,562
- Hi.
- Hi.
844
01:03:20,470 --> 01:03:24,372
- I guess your parents are in.
- Yeah.
845
01:03:25,909 --> 01:03:28,742
Pity.
846
01:03:28,812 --> 01:03:31,576
There is one place
we can go.
847
01:03:33,583 --> 01:03:35,881
[Laughing]
848
01:03:35,952 --> 01:03:38,386
[Steven]
It's over there.
849
01:03:57,073 --> 01:04:00,668
We won't have to go through
all this shit after you've left school.
850
01:04:00,743 --> 01:04:03,678
It'll be great.
I can visit you in Oxford and...
851
01:04:03,746 --> 01:04:05,680
You can what...
852
01:04:05,748 --> 01:04:08,444
- Come and see you in Oxford.
- Christ!
853
01:04:08,518 --> 01:04:12,818
What are you thinking
about Oxford for... It's months away.
854
01:04:12,889 --> 01:04:15,687
Guess so.
855
01:04:15,758 --> 01:04:19,194
- Are you looking forward to it...
- Yeah, maybe.
856
01:04:20,330 --> 01:04:22,264
Well, it's funny.
857
01:04:22,332 --> 01:04:25,358
I can't ever remember
making a decision to go there.
858
01:04:25,435 --> 01:04:29,929
It's like...it's like it was something
marked out for me...
859
01:04:30,006 --> 01:04:31,940
by fate.
860
01:04:32,008 --> 01:04:34,636
[Laughing]
No. By my dad, I suppose.
861
01:04:34,711 --> 01:04:36,645
- What, ‘cause he went there...
- Yeah.
862
01:04:36,713 --> 01:04:41,343
My dad...the Oxford blue in everything
from rugby to cricket to tiddlywinks.
863
01:04:43,119 --> 01:04:45,952
Can't blame your parents
for wanting the best, though.
864
01:04:46,022 --> 01:04:48,013
I'm sure I'll be the same.
865
01:04:52,028 --> 01:04:53,962
Sure.
866
01:04:56,099 --> 01:04:58,294
- You hoping to have kids, then...
- Yeah.
867
01:04:58,368 --> 01:05:01,428
Well, I mean,
I suppose so.
868
01:05:01,504 --> 01:05:03,768
Oh, sod it.
Listen to us!
869
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,001
All that's
centuries away.
870
01:05:06,075 --> 01:05:10,478
[Chuckles] You do want me to come
and see you in Oxford, don't you...
871
01:05:10,547 --> 01:05:12,481
‘Course I do.
872
01:05:12,549 --> 01:05:15,848
It's just I've heard their rowing team
have their best cox for years.
873
01:05:15,919 --> 01:05:18,080
[Laughs]
874
01:05:18,154 --> 01:05:20,247
- [Twig Snaps]
- Quiet!
875
01:05:21,324 --> 01:05:24,521
- I think I saw someone.
- Shit!
876
01:05:24,594 --> 01:05:27,028
We'd better split up.
877
01:06:20,316 --> 01:06:22,250
[Panting]
878
01:06:23,653 --> 01:06:27,453
This time you were lucky.
You ran into one of us lot.
879
01:06:27,523 --> 01:06:30,651
But it could have been a lot worse.
You understand me, Steven...
880
01:06:32,729 --> 01:06:34,993
I hope you do.
881
01:06:35,064 --> 01:06:37,191
Yes, I-I think
he's got the point.
882
01:06:37,266 --> 01:06:40,758
Thank you very much for bringing
him home. Can I show you out...
883
01:06:47,377 --> 01:06:49,311
[Door Opens]
884
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:52,814
Steven.
885
01:06:54,417 --> 01:06:56,783
What were you doing
in those woods...
886
01:06:57,854 --> 01:07:00,254
It was just a laugh.
I'm sorry.
887
01:07:00,323 --> 01:07:03,690
Oh, you're sorry.
You're sorry.
888
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:08,356
You heard what he said. How can you
have been such a stupid sod...
889
01:07:08,431 --> 01:07:11,798
- Graham.
- Well, use your imagination!
890
01:07:11,868 --> 01:07:14,632
He could have been molested
by some dirty old queer!
891
01:07:14,704 --> 01:07:17,605
God, the thought of it
makes me sick.
892
01:07:17,674 --> 01:07:20,074
What on God's earth
possessed you...
893
01:07:20,143 --> 01:07:23,078
Well, where else were we
supposed to go...
894
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:27,113
[Footsteps Ascend Stairs]
895
01:07:28,184 --> 01:07:30,516
- Oh, God.
- [Door Shuts]
896
01:07:31,587 --> 01:07:33,782
You don't think
it's drugs, do you...
897
01:07:52,308 --> 01:07:56,904
- That was a long run.
- Yeah, uh, I'll get a shower.
898
01:07:56,979 --> 01:07:58,937
Oh, Christina called again.
899
01:08:52,724 --> 01:08:55,818
- Well, how is he...
- Asleep.
900
01:08:59,597 --> 01:09:01,963
I don't think
it's drugs, Graham.
901
01:09:03,635 --> 01:09:06,502
Well, I don't know who these
so-called friends of his are,
902
01:09:06,571 --> 01:09:09,404
but they're no good for him.
903
01:09:11,843 --> 01:09:14,778
[Dog Barking]
904
01:09:21,452 --> 01:09:24,649
[Typing On keyboard]
905
01:09:30,061 --> 01:09:31,995
[Typing Résumés]
906
01:10:07,365 --> 01:10:09,265
- What are you doing...
- What's this crap...
907
01:10:09,334 --> 01:10:11,131
‘‘Walking in the Cotswolds....
908
01:10:11,202 --> 01:10:14,797
Yeah. We have to put
some stuff in from the staff.
909
01:10:16,741 --> 01:10:18,538
Are you putting something new
into the mag...
910
01:10:18,610 --> 01:10:21,704
- No.
- [Diskette Clatters To Floor]
911
01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:25,647
- Yours...
- Thanks.
912
01:10:29,754 --> 01:10:31,847
So, you fancy
eating lunch together...
913
01:10:31,923 --> 01:10:34,721
Uh, I'm busy lunchtime.
914
01:10:37,962 --> 01:10:40,658
Steve,
915
01:10:40,732 --> 01:10:43,701
- do you like me or not...
- Yeah, of course I like you.
916
01:10:43,768 --> 01:10:46,635
No. Do you like me...
917
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,574
Um...
918
01:10:50,642 --> 01:10:53,475
- You kissed me the other night.
- I kissed you...
919
01:10:53,544 --> 01:10:56,172
And at the ball you said
you had your eye on someone.
920
01:10:59,684 --> 01:11:03,051
[Sighs] Look, Jessica,
I've been meaning to talk to you...
921
01:11:10,361 --> 01:11:14,559
- Oh, God.
- I'm sorry. It was my fault.
922
01:11:14,632 --> 01:11:17,362
How could I have been
so stupid...
923
01:11:19,203 --> 01:11:21,831
Sorry, I...
Something you said...
924
01:11:21,906 --> 01:11:24,773
Something I'm not allowed
to say.
925
01:11:26,444 --> 01:11:29,038
Did, um...did you get home
all right last night...
926
01:11:29,113 --> 01:11:31,946
- Not exactly.
- What happened...
927
01:11:32,016 --> 01:11:34,883
- I was picked up by the police.
- And...
928
01:11:34,953 --> 01:11:36,978
Well, what do you think...
929
01:11:37,055 --> 01:11:39,216
They just gave me a lecture about
the park being out of bounds at night...
930
01:11:39,290 --> 01:11:41,781
‘cause it's full of
disgusting people like us.
931
01:11:43,928 --> 01:11:47,955
- Are you okay...
- Being a bit reckless, aren't you...
932
01:11:48,032 --> 01:11:51,058
Look, um...
can we meet up again soon...
933
01:11:51,135 --> 01:11:55,094
It's more difficult now. My parents
weren't thrilled about last night.
934
01:11:55,173 --> 01:11:57,767
Look.
935
01:12:01,346 --> 01:12:03,371
That's my mobile number.
936
01:12:03,448 --> 01:12:05,473
If you can escape,
call.
937
01:12:05,550 --> 01:12:07,575
Please.
938
01:12:09,654 --> 01:12:12,919
All right. I suppose I can
fit you in later on in the week.
939
01:12:13,057 --> 01:12:16,754
[Voice On TV]
Who are you...
940
01:12:16,828 --> 01:12:18,762
Answer!
941
01:12:28,506 --> 01:12:31,566
Uh, is it okay
if I just pop over to Linda's...
942
01:12:31,642 --> 01:12:34,805
Yeah, okay.
Don't be too late back.
943
01:12:41,719 --> 01:12:44,950
- Hello, beautiful.
- You do recognize me, then.
944
01:12:45,023 --> 01:12:47,958
- I was talking to the car.
- [Starts Engine]
945
01:12:56,734 --> 01:12:59,168
[Phone Buttons Clicking]
946
01:13:03,975 --> 01:13:08,139
Hi, Johnny. Listen, I managed to sneak
out. Can you make it to the canal...
947
01:13:09,313 --> 01:13:13,477
Uh, tonight's not convenient.
I'm busy.
948
01:13:13,551 --> 01:13:15,849
Convenient...
Johnny, I'm-I'm...
949
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:19,720
Hang on a minute.
You're breaking up.
950
01:13:24,295 --> 01:13:26,627
Wh-What's so important
you can't see me...
951
01:13:26,697 --> 01:13:29,825
Um, Steve, I'm, uh...
I'm training.
952
01:13:29,901 --> 01:13:34,167
- When do you think you'll finish...
- I don't know. I've gotta go.
953
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:38,632
John. Johnny.
954
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:46,576
Sorry.
We won't be disturbed again.
955
01:14:14,679 --> 01:14:16,613
I'll see you soon.
956
01:14:19,717 --> 01:14:21,742
- Ring me when you get back.
- See ya.
957
01:14:31,095 --> 01:14:33,029
Steve...
958
01:14:34,632 --> 01:14:37,465
- Steve! Steve, wait!
-Just get out of my life.
959
01:14:39,070 --> 01:14:43,370
[Sniffles]
‘‘Training’’... What for...
960
01:14:43,441 --> 01:14:45,773
- You lied to me.
- Steve, will you just...
961
01:14:45,843 --> 01:14:48,311
- You lied to me!
- Steve!
962
01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:54,641
Steve, I-I haven't even spoken
to Christina since the ball.
963
01:14:54,719 --> 01:14:57,711
Honestly.
But don't you see...
964
01:14:57,788 --> 01:15:01,053
If I see her from time to time, then no
one will suspect that you and me are...
965
01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:04,583
- Oh, so you're just using her.
- Yeah! No, I mean I...
966
01:15:04,662 --> 01:15:09,065
If she means nothing to you why didn't
you tell me you were seeing her tonight...
967
01:15:13,271 --> 01:15:16,832
It can't work, John.
I can't stand it.
968
01:15:18,376 --> 01:15:22,745
Okay.
You want the truth, right...
969
01:15:22,813 --> 01:15:24,906
I wanted to see Christina
tonight.
970
01:15:24,982 --> 01:15:28,577
Great.
So now I know.
971
01:15:28,653 --> 01:15:30,814
Just listen, will you...
972
01:15:30,888 --> 01:15:33,288
You don't know!
973
01:15:33,357 --> 01:15:37,020
You don't know
what it's like...being me.
974
01:15:37,094 --> 01:15:42,623
-John.
- I went out with Christina because...
975
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:45,430
[Sighs]
I needed to feel good about...
976
01:15:45,503 --> 01:15:47,437
myself.
977
01:15:49,707 --> 01:15:53,768
- And did you...
- All I felt...
978
01:15:53,844 --> 01:15:58,872
all I felt was that I was
going through the motions...
979
01:15:58,950 --> 01:16:01,759
holding her, kissing her,
980
01:16:01,892 --> 01:16:03,826
hoping we'd drive past
Kevin and the gang...
981
01:16:03,894 --> 01:16:06,692
so they can see me with
the most beautiful girl in town.
982
01:16:08,299 --> 01:16:12,599
And she is.
She's really...
983
01:16:12,670 --> 01:16:14,695
I like her.
984
01:16:14,772 --> 01:16:16,797
I really like her.
985
01:16:17,942 --> 01:16:21,844
Do you...
do you love her...
986
01:16:24,915 --> 01:16:28,510
Steven, I love you.
987
01:16:33,424 --> 01:16:35,358
H-How do I know that...
988
01:16:35,426 --> 01:16:38,554
Well, if will make you feel better,
I won't see Christina anymore.
989
01:16:38,629 --> 01:16:42,292
Oh, Johnny,
990
01:16:42,366 --> 01:16:45,995
don't you see
that's not enough...
991
01:16:46,070 --> 01:16:49,972
I want to make you feel good about
yourself. I want you to be proud of us.
992
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:53,237
But you're not!
993
01:16:53,310 --> 01:16:56,677
You're ashamed to be seen with me. You
don't want people to know we're friends!
994
01:16:56,747 --> 01:16:59,807
God, when other people are around,
you don't even want to talk to me!
995
01:16:59,883 --> 01:17:01,908
- [Sighs] I will.
- Liar.
996
01:17:01,986 --> 01:17:06,650
I will! J-Just one more chance.
I'll prove I love you.
997
01:17:10,628 --> 01:17:12,562
Please.
998
01:17:20,104 --> 01:17:22,265
You need a shave.
999
01:17:22,339 --> 01:17:26,207
- I shaved last month. [Sniffles]
- [Laughs]
1000
01:17:26,276 --> 01:17:30,337
♪ I wanna be Bobby's girl ♪
1001
01:17:30,414 --> 01:17:35,181
♪ I wanna be
Bobby's girl ♪
1002
01:17:35,252 --> 01:17:37,186
♪ [Hums]
1003
01:17:43,027 --> 01:17:46,861
♪ I wanna be
Bobby's girl ♪
1004
01:17:46,930 --> 01:17:51,162
♪ I wanna be
Bobby's girl ♪
1005
01:17:55,439 --> 01:17:57,634
Blimey.
1006
01:17:57,708 --> 01:18:01,508
- Thought you had a driving lesson.
- I have.
1007
01:18:18,262 --> 01:18:20,321
Hello.
1008
01:18:20,397 --> 01:18:22,297
Where's Bob...
1009
01:18:22,366 --> 01:18:24,732
You've just got to
give him time.
1010
01:18:24,802 --> 01:18:26,736
He'll come round.
1011
01:18:26,804 --> 01:18:29,568
He's probably scared
of commitment and stuff.
1012
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:31,870
He's a bastard.
1013
01:18:31,942 --> 01:18:34,934
A married bastard.
1014
01:18:35,012 --> 01:18:37,344
A married bastard with kids.
1015
01:18:41,719 --> 01:18:45,280
God, Lins.
I'm so sorry.
1016
01:18:45,355 --> 01:18:47,789
Don't feel sorry for me.
1017
01:18:50,427 --> 01:18:53,021
So, Julie...
1018
01:18:53,097 --> 01:18:55,565
You don't mind
if I call you Julie, do you...
1019
01:18:57,801 --> 01:18:59,735
Hop in.
1020
01:19:08,879 --> 01:19:10,870
You all right...
1021
01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:25,319
- It's at half past 5:00 tonight.
- I don't think I can make it.
1022
01:19:25,395 --> 01:19:28,523
Your friends...bring them, definitely.
Hi, Steve.
1023
01:19:28,599 --> 01:19:30,692
Hi.
1024
01:19:30,768 --> 01:19:34,204
Got some good news. I'll meet you
at the top gates at lunchtime.
1025
01:19:36,473 --> 01:19:40,671
These are the two, um, designs for the...
[Continues, Indistinct]
1026
01:19:43,380 --> 01:19:45,610
Fuck me.
1027
01:19:45,682 --> 01:19:49,709
- Sorry, Mark...
- Sorry, sir. Listen to this.
1028
01:19:49,787 --> 01:19:55,191
‘‘Get Real. Anonymous. I am a pupil
at this school, I am 1 6 and I am gay....
1029
01:19:55,259 --> 01:19:57,352
Bloody hell!
1030
01:19:57,427 --> 01:19:59,361
‘‘Someone once wrote
that one's real life...
1031
01:19:59,429 --> 01:20:01,659
is so often the life
that one does not lead.
1032
01:20:01,732 --> 01:20:04,758
I wish I could lead
my real life.
1033
01:20:04,835 --> 01:20:07,531
I am writing this article
because I'm angry,
1034
01:20:07,604 --> 01:20:10,630
and because I want to impress
on all of you parents...
1035
01:20:10,707 --> 01:20:13,107
that your assumption that
your children are heterosexual...
1036
01:20:13,177 --> 01:20:14,872
may be causing them pain....
1037
01:20:14,945 --> 01:20:17,436
[Wendy] Aren't there
two S's in ‘‘assumption’’...
1038
01:20:17,514 --> 01:20:19,539
- Let me see this.
- [Mark] We can't print this.
1039
01:20:19,616 --> 01:20:23,552
Why not... It sounds great! It'll
give people something to talk about.
1040
01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:26,589
Yeah, and it's a lot more interesting
than "Walking in the Cotswolds",
1041
01:20:27,658 --> 01:20:29,592
or whatever it could replace.
1042
01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:33,824
- Didn't you authorize this, sir...
- No. No, I didn't.
1043
01:20:33,897 --> 01:20:39,164
Someone in this room did.
We're the only ones with the password.
1044
01:20:39,236 --> 01:20:44,538
I did. It was handed in anonymously,
and I thought it was well-written...
1045
01:20:44,608 --> 01:20:47,202
and thought-provoking.
1046
01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:49,211
It certainly is.
1047
01:20:49,279 --> 01:20:52,942
Look, I'll read it, but I'll have
to talk to the Head about this.
1048
01:20:53,016 --> 01:20:55,644
- Can you print it out for me, Mark...
- Sure.
1049
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,654
[Students Chattering]
1050
01:21:14,338 --> 01:21:16,863
- Why didn't you just tell me...
- [Scoffs] Yeah, right.
1051
01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:20,171
You could've.
I told you...stuff.
1052
01:21:20,244 --> 01:21:23,008
Yeah, I know.
1053
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:26,174
I wanted to, especially
when I realized that...
1054
01:21:27,384 --> 01:21:30,012
But I was protecting
someone else.
1055
01:21:31,989 --> 01:21:34,651
He's a lucky guy,
whoever he is.
1056
01:21:34,725 --> 01:21:36,659
So am I.
1057
01:21:38,495 --> 01:21:41,464
Hang on. You said it was
someone at the ball.
1058
01:21:41,531 --> 01:21:44,432
So he's at this school.
1059
01:21:44,501 --> 01:21:46,662
Oh, wow.
Who is it...
1060
01:21:46,737 --> 01:21:49,570
Tell me. Go on.
I won't tell a soul, I promise.
1061
01:21:50,874 --> 01:21:52,808
It's not Mark...
1062
01:21:52,876 --> 01:21:55,174
- Oh, Wendy'll be...
- It's not Mark.
1063
01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:03,143
Yeah, well, I was right about one thing:
You are different from other blokes.
1064
01:22:03,220 --> 01:22:06,951
- Shit! Bloody fascist.
- What...
1065
01:22:07,024 --> 01:22:08,992
Alcock won't let us print
that gay article.
1066
01:22:09,059 --> 01:22:12,187
Something about this sort of thing
having no place in a decent school.
1067
01:22:12,262 --> 01:22:14,560
He's such a bloody fascist!
1068
01:22:14,631 --> 01:22:16,792
‘‘Disgusted at Basingstoke...
strikes again.
1069
01:22:16,867 --> 01:22:19,097
Well, that's it.
There's nothing we can do.
1070
01:22:19,169 --> 01:22:20,636
There is.
1071
01:22:20,704 --> 01:22:24,367
We can print an empty page with the word
‘‘Censored... running across it.
1072
01:22:24,441 --> 01:22:26,909
We owe that much to the poor bugger
who wrote it, don't we...
1073
01:22:26,977 --> 01:22:30,344
Oh, I'm sure the poor bugger
will be delighted.
1074
01:22:30,414 --> 01:22:32,848
[Chattering]
1075
01:22:39,423 --> 01:22:41,516
Uh, no.
I'll catch you later.
1076
01:22:45,996 --> 01:22:47,930
- Guess what.
- You're pregnant.
1077
01:22:47,998 --> 01:22:51,399
No. My parents are going away for
the whole weekend. Well, how ‘bout it...
1078
01:22:51,468 --> 01:22:53,810
Ooh, I'll have to
think about it.
1079
01:23:09,459 --> 01:23:13,361
♪ When you're lyin...
on your back in a field ♪
1080
01:23:13,429 --> 01:23:17,331
♪ When you're sinkin...
in the bluegrass ♪
1081
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:21,166
♪ And it feels
so incredibly real ♪
1082
01:23:21,237 --> 01:23:24,866
♪ And a minute is
a day passed ♪
1083
01:23:26,109 --> 01:23:30,307
♪ Let's get up early
head for the sun ♪
1084
01:23:34,150 --> 01:23:37,847
♪ Just me and you
my beautiful one ♪
1085
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:43,358
- [Laughing]
- Fuck! You bastard! You bastard!
1086
01:23:45,261 --> 01:23:48,424
And it's the magnificent Dixon
out in front by a mile!
1087
01:23:52,735 --> 01:23:55,397
- Dixon wins again!
- We'll see about that.
1088
01:23:59,642 --> 01:24:01,576
- Hi.
- Hi.
1089
01:24:12,889 --> 01:24:14,823
Oh!
1090
01:24:27,603 --> 01:24:29,594
Hi, boss.
1091
01:24:29,672 --> 01:24:32,607
Oh, hi, Kev.
1092
01:24:35,545 --> 01:24:38,537
Um,
1093
01:24:38,614 --> 01:24:42,106
I was just going jogging,
thought you might want to come.
1094
01:24:42,185 --> 01:24:46,178
Sorry, mate. Carter and me are
having a swim. Join us if you like.
1095
01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:50,191
Oh, no.
I'll finish me run.
1096
01:24:51,227 --> 01:24:53,821
- Catch ya later.
- All right, mate.
1097
01:25:04,140 --> 01:25:07,576
- I can't believe you asked him in.
- It's all right. He can't swim!
1098
01:25:07,643 --> 01:25:10,168
- He can't swim...
- [Laughs]
1099
01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:15,312
To us.
1100
01:25:22,525 --> 01:25:25,323
Do you think I could persuade my parents
to go and live somewhere else...
1101
01:25:25,394 --> 01:25:27,328
What do you want to move
out of here for...
1102
01:25:27,396 --> 01:25:29,990
No, pillock.
I'd stay here.
1103
01:25:30,066 --> 01:25:32,296
You could come
and live with me.
1104
01:25:33,736 --> 01:25:35,670
[Sighs]
1105
01:25:35,738 --> 01:25:37,831
I don't think I could
do that, Johnny.
1106
01:25:37,907 --> 01:25:41,001
- Why...
- It's just...
1107
01:25:45,815 --> 01:25:49,376
The wallpaper in the sitting room
really clashes with the carpet.
1108
01:25:49,452 --> 01:25:51,818
- [Scoffs]
- [Laughs]
1109
01:25:55,057 --> 01:25:57,082
- Come here.
- [Groans]
1110
01:26:23,786 --> 01:26:26,880
[Graham] Will you stop worrying...
1111
01:26:26,956 --> 01:26:29,015
Who's worrying...
1112
01:26:29,091 --> 01:26:32,151
You've hardly
said a word all weekend.
1113
01:26:33,229 --> 01:26:35,163
Sorry.
1114
01:26:39,735 --> 01:26:43,136
You're the one who says
I'm too hard on him.
1115
01:26:43,206 --> 01:26:46,698
If he's made a mate of this
John what's-his-name,
1116
01:26:46,776 --> 01:26:49,210
I'm all for it.
1117
01:26:49,278 --> 01:26:52,839
- He's going to Oxford, you know.
- So he said.
1118
01:27:00,623 --> 01:27:02,955
- Graham...
- [Door Opens]
1119
01:27:03,025 --> 01:27:05,926
- I'm back.
- Hello.
1120
01:27:05,995 --> 01:27:07,986
- Good time...
- Yeah, we had a wicked time.
1121
01:27:08,064 --> 01:27:09,998
Good.
1122
01:27:18,641 --> 01:27:20,734
[Crowd Screams, Cheers]
1123
01:27:34,490 --> 01:27:37,254
- You were fantastic!
- Steve.
1124
01:27:37,326 --> 01:27:40,557
I tried to find you before the race.
What's going on...
1125
01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:42,962
The whole school's talking about that
censored page in the magazine.
1126
01:27:43,032 --> 01:27:44,021
[Chuckling] Oh, that.
1127
01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:46,000
People are saying
it was about being gay.
1128
01:27:46,068 --> 01:27:48,263
- Was it...
- Um...
1129
01:27:48,337 --> 01:27:51,306
- You wrote it, didn't you...
- I thought it might have been you.
1130
01:27:51,374 --> 01:27:53,808
I can't believe you've done this.
Don't you see...
1131
01:27:53,876 --> 01:27:58,870
People know we're mates now. Does
anyone know you wrote that article...
1132
01:27:58,948 --> 01:28:02,281
- I think Jessica might have guessed.
- Oh, shit!
1133
01:28:12,061 --> 01:28:15,758
Just to confirm the winner
of the senior boys, 100 metres,
1134
01:28:15,831 --> 01:28:18,527
it was John Dixon.
1135
01:28:22,505 --> 01:28:24,973
I guess we should sell
some more magazines.
1136
01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:27,908
- It's him, isn't it...
- What...
1137
01:28:27,977 --> 01:28:29,604
You know what I mean.
The one you're protecting...
1138
01:28:29,679 --> 01:28:31,613
it's John, isn't it...
1139
01:28:34,917 --> 01:28:37,886
-John-fucking-Superman Dixon.
-Jess...
1140
01:28:37,954 --> 01:28:41,185
- Hi, Steve.
- Uh, hi.
1141
01:28:41,257 --> 01:28:43,623
- This is my mum and dad. Jess.
- Hello, Jess.
1142
01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:46,218
-Hello.
-Hi. Can I interest you in a magazine...
1143
01:28:46,295 --> 01:28:49,492
- Oh, yes, please.
- Steve's winning masterpiece is in it.
1144
01:28:49,565 --> 01:28:52,363
- There you are. A pound.
- Thank you. All right.
1145
01:28:52,435 --> 01:28:54,369
I better go see if I can sell
some more of these.
1146
01:28:54,437 --> 01:28:56,598
Okay.
1147
01:28:56,672 --> 01:28:58,606
I'll be back in a minute.
1148
01:29:00,242 --> 01:29:03,734
-Jess, please!
- So that's why he dumped Christina.
1149
01:29:03,813 --> 01:29:07,271
-Jess, please. You'll ruin everything.
- I'm not gonna say anything.
1150
01:29:07,350 --> 01:29:10,615
I promise. But you have to be
more discreet.
1151
01:29:10,686 --> 01:29:12,984
People aren't stupid.
1152
01:29:14,690 --> 01:29:17,454
[Man Over Loudspeaker]
The final event of the day,
1153
01:29:17,526 --> 01:29:22,554
the senior four by 100 metre relay,
will begin in five minutes.
1154
01:29:22,631 --> 01:29:25,600
- Oh, John.
- Hi, Dad.
1155
01:29:25,668 --> 01:29:27,761
-Just a quick word.
- Yeah, sure.
1156
01:29:27,837 --> 01:29:30,305
I wanted to ask you...
who's Steven Carter...
1157
01:29:30,373 --> 01:29:31,704
What... Why...
1158
01:29:31,774 --> 01:29:34,140
Well, these photos of you...
they're fantastic.
1159
01:29:34,210 --> 01:29:36,235
I'd really like some prints.
Is Steven here today...
1160
01:29:36,312 --> 01:29:38,940
No! I mean, I don't know.
I don't know him.
1161
01:29:39,015 --> 01:29:41,040
Well, you must know him
if he took these photos.
1162
01:29:41,117 --> 01:29:45,554
- I can't remember. It was ages ago.
- Raymond, I found him.
1163
01:29:45,621 --> 01:29:49,079
- Steven, this is John's father.
- Pleased to meet you.
1164
01:29:49,158 --> 01:29:51,353
Steven's been saying lovely things
about the house.
1165
01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:54,328
- Our house...
- He stayed the weekend with John.
1166
01:29:54,397 --> 01:29:57,332
-Ah, there you are, Steven.
- Hello. We thought we'd lost you.
1167
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:00,927
-Sorry.
-I'd better go. I've got a race to run.
1168
01:30:01,003 --> 01:30:05,736
- Uh, John, this is my mum and dad.
-John.
1169
01:30:05,808 --> 01:30:07,417
Uh, this is
Mr. and Mrs. Dixon.
1170
01:30:16,125 --> 01:30:18,685
- Well, we're not exactly mates.
- But you came to our house.
1171
01:30:18,761 --> 01:30:21,423
Uh, yeah, just to give John
a book he'd lent me.
1172
01:30:21,497 --> 01:30:24,159
But you said you were
with John all weekend.
1173
01:30:24,234 --> 01:30:26,202
- Oh, Graham...
- [Man] On your marks!
1174
01:30:26,269 --> 01:30:29,830
- Hang on. They're starting.
- Set!
1175
01:30:29,906 --> 01:30:33,865
- [Pistol Fires]
- Why not wait for the baton, Dixon...
1176
01:30:53,496 --> 01:30:55,054
[Sighs]
1177
01:31:23,826 --> 01:31:26,522
Shit.
1178
01:31:26,596 --> 01:31:28,530
[Sighs]
1179
01:31:35,938 --> 01:31:39,237
- What's happened to him...
- He said he'd meet us here.
1180
01:31:40,310 --> 01:31:42,301
What's she staring at...
1181
01:31:42,378 --> 01:31:46,371
Maybe she's not happy about our son
using her son as an alibi.
1182
01:31:46,449 --> 01:31:51,580
- How do you know John's not the liar...
- Steven's hiding something.
1183
01:31:54,924 --> 01:31:57,825
Graham, can we go and sit
in the car for a moment...
1184
01:31:57,894 --> 01:31:59,828
Why...
1185
01:32:02,165 --> 01:32:04,531
‘Cause I've got
something to tell you.
1186
01:32:07,904 --> 01:32:10,270
I was so fucking embarrassed.
1187
01:32:10,340 --> 01:32:12,934
Why did you tell your parents
you were at my place...
1188
01:32:13,009 --> 01:32:15,876
Because I thought we were going to be
honest about being friends.
1189
01:32:15,945 --> 01:32:19,142
- [Sighs]
- [Sighs] Don't worry.
1190
01:32:19,215 --> 01:32:21,308
If anything, they've all decided
I'm the one who's lying.
1191
01:32:21,384 --> 01:32:23,818
And why did you write
that bloody article...
1192
01:32:23,886 --> 01:32:27,447
If Jessica's guessed
then everyone'll know soon.
1193
01:32:28,825 --> 01:32:32,784
Johnny,
we can get round this.
1194
01:32:32,862 --> 01:32:36,696
No, not if it means
everyone finding out.
1195
01:32:41,571 --> 01:32:45,837
He's our son, Graham.
He needs our support.
1196
01:32:52,915 --> 01:32:55,611
- Have you seen Steven...
- Oh, sorry. No.
1197
01:32:55,685 --> 01:32:58,176
Can't let him be late
for his award.
1198
01:32:58,254 --> 01:33:01,417
- Maybe he's inside.
- Yeah.
1199
01:33:01,491 --> 01:33:04,358
Uh, you must be
very proud of him.
1200
01:33:11,901 --> 01:33:13,698
Where are you going...
1201
01:33:13,770 --> 01:33:16,330
I'm going to go and watch
our son get an award.
1202
01:33:26,482 --> 01:33:30,077
- Look, can we just...
- Steven, mate, I...
1203
01:33:30,153 --> 01:33:33,953
- I'm not your mate.
- [Sighs] Well, what are you then...
1204
01:33:34,023 --> 01:33:35,957
I thought I was your...
1205
01:33:37,827 --> 01:33:40,261
[Sighs]
It doesn't matter.
1206
01:33:41,931 --> 01:33:44,161
We'll be late for the awards.
1207
01:33:45,234 --> 01:33:47,168
Johnny, your bag.
1208
01:34:02,552 --> 01:34:04,520
Bastard.
1209
01:34:04,587 --> 01:34:06,714
[Sighs]
1210
01:34:06,789 --> 01:34:09,451
Fucking bastard.
1211
01:34:09,525 --> 01:34:11,459
[Sobs]
1212
01:34:12,628 --> 01:34:14,789
I love you, you bastard.
1213
01:34:18,334 --> 01:34:20,734
What the fuck...
1214
01:34:20,803 --> 01:34:22,794
Why are you
going through John's stuff...
1215
01:34:22,872 --> 01:34:26,865
- Probably getting a cheap thrill.
- That right, is it, Carter...
1216
01:34:26,943 --> 01:34:29,537
You really are queer.
1217
01:34:32,148 --> 01:34:35,549
Well, Johnny's our mate,
and he's not queer, right...
1218
01:34:35,618 --> 01:34:38,781
Say it: Johnny's not queer.
Say it!
1219
01:34:38,855 --> 01:34:41,756
You two found my bag, or...
1220
01:34:41,824 --> 01:34:46,625
-What's going on...
-This little queer ripped up your shirt.
1221
01:34:46,696 --> 01:34:49,164
He's in love with you.
That's right, isn't it...
1222
01:34:49,232 --> 01:34:51,928
-Johnny, I...
- What the fuck is this...
1223
01:34:53,369 --> 01:34:55,303
Wait outside.
1224
01:35:03,079 --> 01:35:06,810
- [Sobs] Johnny, I...
- Shut it!
1225
01:35:14,457 --> 01:35:17,221
- [Blow Landing]
- [Sighs] Bloody hell.
1226
01:35:17,293 --> 01:35:19,818
[Snickers]
1227
01:35:19,896 --> 01:35:24,265
[Blows Continue, Steven Moans]
1228
01:35:26,202 --> 01:35:29,569
[Continues Moaning]
1229
01:35:40,016 --> 01:35:42,177
[Panting]
1230
01:35:46,455 --> 01:35:48,855
Shit!
1231
01:35:48,925 --> 01:35:50,950
Johnny, Hutton's...
1232
01:35:57,266 --> 01:35:59,234
You queer bastard!
1233
01:36:09,559 --> 01:36:12,653
[Man] For continuous sporting
achievement throughout the year,
1234
01:36:12,729 --> 01:36:15,493
this cup goes to John Dixon!
1235
01:36:15,565 --> 01:36:17,499
[Applause]
1236
01:36:21,971 --> 01:36:25,372
[John] Um, thanks.
1237
01:36:25,441 --> 01:36:27,375
Thank you very much.
1238
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:39,111
Now, a special moment.
1239
01:36:39,189 --> 01:36:42,989
Some of you will already know
that one of our pupils, Steven Carter,
1240
01:36:43,059 --> 01:36:47,291
has won The Basingstoke Recorder
Young Journalist Competition.
1241
01:36:47,363 --> 01:36:51,459
We're delighted to welcome Roger
McGregor, editor of The Recorder,
1242
01:36:51,534 --> 01:36:53,729
to give the prize.
1243
01:36:53,803 --> 01:36:55,794
- Where's Steve...
- I don't know.
1244
01:36:57,607 --> 01:37:01,907
Ladies and gentlemen, a young man we're
all very proud to have at this school,
1245
01:37:01,978 --> 01:37:03,912
Steven Carter.
1246
01:37:04,981 --> 01:37:07,449
[Applause Continues]
1247
01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:20,129
Um, Steven doesn't appear
to be here yet.
1248
01:37:20,196 --> 01:37:25,327
So, perhaps I could ask Mr. McGregor
to tell us a bit about the competition.
1249
01:37:25,401 --> 01:37:30,338
- [Door Opens]
- Ah, the wanderer returns.
1250
01:37:31,507 --> 01:37:33,668
Ladies and gentlemen,
Steven Carter.
1251
01:37:52,262 --> 01:37:54,196
[Audience Applauds]
1252
01:38:10,880 --> 01:38:12,814
[Coughing]
1253
01:38:12,882 --> 01:38:16,875
I-I'm very proud...
I-I'm very grateful to have...
1254
01:38:16,953 --> 01:38:20,548
won for the schooI.
1255
01:38:20,623 --> 01:38:23,023
But I, uh...
1256
01:38:23,092 --> 01:38:25,686
I feel a bit of a fraud.
1257
01:38:25,762 --> 01:38:28,560
You see, I-I wrote about...
1258
01:38:28,631 --> 01:38:33,159
growing up as I imagined
it must be for most of you,
1259
01:38:33,236 --> 01:38:37,798
but there was another article
which was to have been...
1260
01:38:37,874 --> 01:38:40,968
included in the school magazine,
but it was, um,
1261
01:38:41,044 --> 01:38:46,448
censored because it was about
a young guy who just happened to be...
1262
01:38:46,516 --> 01:38:49,246
gay.
1263
01:38:49,319 --> 01:38:52,755
[Inhales, Sighs]
1264
01:38:54,857 --> 01:38:56,848
I-I wrote that article.
1265
01:38:58,494 --> 01:39:02,863
I wish you could have read it
so you could understand.
1266
01:39:02,932 --> 01:39:05,833
[Sighs]
This is so difficult.
1267
01:39:13,176 --> 01:39:16,634
I'm sick of feeling
totally alone.
1268
01:39:16,713 --> 01:39:21,377
I want to have friends who-who-who
like me for who I am.
1269
01:39:21,451 --> 01:39:24,887
I want to be part of a family
who love me for who I am and not...
1270
01:39:24,954 --> 01:39:27,821
not someone I pretend to be
to keep their love.
1271
01:39:32,762 --> 01:39:35,754
I'm sick of hiding,
1272
01:39:35,832 --> 01:39:39,996
of being sad and...
scared.
1273
01:39:44,574 --> 01:39:48,408
[Sobs]
Have you any idea...
1274
01:39:48,478 --> 01:39:51,038
There must be more of you
who feel like this...
1275
01:39:51,114 --> 01:39:55,210
like I do...
frightened to speak out.
1276
01:40:11,734 --> 01:40:14,567
Yeah, well,
[Sighs]
1277
01:40:14,637 --> 01:40:16,969
thanks for proving my point.
1278
01:40:20,910 --> 01:40:23,105
I'm-I'm gay.
1279
01:40:23,179 --> 01:40:26,546
[Sighs]
Sorry, Mum,
1280
01:40:26,616 --> 01:40:29,585
Dad,
1281
01:40:29,652 --> 01:40:32,985
but you can bet your life you're not the
only parents out there with a gay son.
1282
01:40:36,225 --> 01:40:38,420
It's only love.
1283
01:40:38,494 --> 01:40:41,361
What's everyone
so scared of...
1284
01:40:45,768 --> 01:40:47,702
[Sighs]
1285
01:40:50,239 --> 01:40:52,173
Thanks for listening.
1286
01:41:26,776 --> 01:41:29,108
I didn't know you were
such a drama queen.
1287
01:41:29,178 --> 01:41:33,410
Ow. I still can't believe
I did it.
1288
01:41:33,483 --> 01:41:37,920
- My mum says she's known for a while.
-John must be shitting himself.
1289
01:41:37,987 --> 01:41:40,854
I saw him running off towards the sports
field white as a sheet.
1290
01:41:40,923 --> 01:41:44,689
Weren't you listening
in there, Jess... Careful...
1291
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:46,921
you don't know what
you might catch.
1292
01:41:46,996 --> 01:41:48,930
Forget him. He's a...
1293
01:41:48,998 --> 01:41:53,298
What... Poof, queer, faggot...
Anything else you can think of...
1294
01:41:53,369 --> 01:41:56,668
I'll tell you
what else he is.
1295
01:41:56,739 --> 01:42:00,004
He's my son,
and I'm very proud of him.
1296
01:42:00,076 --> 01:42:02,601
And if you do anything
to hurt him,
1297
01:42:02,678 --> 01:42:04,976
I'll have your bollocks
for earrings.
1298
01:42:14,824 --> 01:42:18,624
Steve, I've got
a bit of a surprise for you.
1299
01:42:18,694 --> 01:42:21,595
It's not quite as big a deal as you
telling...the whole world you're gay,
1300
01:42:21,664 --> 01:42:25,600
- but it's a surprise anyway.
- Tell me later.
1301
01:42:25,668 --> 01:42:28,228
I know...
Why don't I tell you later...
1302
01:42:36,345 --> 01:42:40,304
- Where's Dad...
- He's waiting in the car.
1303
01:42:40,383 --> 01:42:43,784
You stay here with your mates.
I'll... I'll talk to him.
1304
01:42:45,321 --> 01:42:47,312
He'll be fine.
1305
01:42:48,391 --> 01:42:51,417
- Mum, I...
- I know, love.
1306
01:42:51,494 --> 01:42:53,587
I love you too.
1307
01:42:53,663 --> 01:42:56,131
Mum, you're embarrassing me.
1308
01:43:04,040 --> 01:43:06,099
Don't be too late.
1309
01:43:06,175 --> 01:43:08,109
Yeah.
1310
01:43:28,230 --> 01:43:30,289
God, no one followed you,
did they...
1311
01:43:30,366 --> 01:43:32,300
No.
1312
01:43:53,756 --> 01:43:56,020
I'm...so sorry.
I...
1313
01:43:58,361 --> 01:44:01,194
I can't believe I...
1314
01:44:01,263 --> 01:44:03,629
[Sighs]
You must hate me for...
1315
01:44:03,699 --> 01:44:06,031
We've had
more romantic moments.
1316
01:44:07,103 --> 01:44:09,196
Strange thing is,
1317
01:44:11,774 --> 01:44:14,368
after I'd...
1318
01:44:14,443 --> 01:44:17,105
[Sighs]
done that to you,
1319
01:44:21,450 --> 01:44:23,884
all I could
think of doing was...
1320
01:44:25,655 --> 01:44:27,589
holding you...
1321
01:44:29,191 --> 01:44:31,352
to make it all right.
1322
01:44:33,963 --> 01:44:35,897
And I knew...
1323
01:44:38,467 --> 01:44:40,401
I really knew...
1324
01:44:44,373 --> 01:44:46,407
that I'd never loved anyone
so much.
1325
01:44:54,648 --> 01:44:57,845
Johnny, you do realize
what I just did in there...
1326
01:45:12,366 --> 01:45:14,300
[Sobs]
1327
01:45:16,737 --> 01:45:19,297
[Sobs, Sniffles]
1328
01:45:19,373 --> 01:45:21,534
Be happy.
1329
01:45:38,993 --> 01:45:41,655
[Aretha Franklin On Radio]
♪ You better think ♪
1330
01:45:41,729 --> 01:45:44,323
♪ Think about what you're
tryin' to do to me ♪
1331
01:45:44,398 --> 01:45:48,858
♪ Think, let your mind go
Let yourself be free ♪
1332
01:45:48,936 --> 01:45:53,430
♪ Let's go back, let's go back
Let's go way on way back when ♪
1333
01:45:53,507 --> 01:45:57,671
♪ I didn't even know you, you couldn't have been too much more than ten ♪
1334
01:45:57,745 --> 01:45:59,007
...I ain't no psychiatrist...
1335
01:45:59,079 --> 01:46:01,172
- ♪ Ain't no doctor with degree ♪
- Ta da!
1336
01:46:01,248 --> 01:46:04,911
I don't believe it! I thought you said
it wasn't as big a surprise as me tell...
1337
01:46:04,985 --> 01:46:07,749
Shut your face.
Fancy a drive...
1338
01:46:07,821 --> 01:46:10,016
♪ Think about what you're
tryin' to do to me...
1339
01:46:10,090 --> 01:46:12,217
- ♪ Yeah, think...
- [Engine Revs]
1340
01:46:12,293 --> 01:46:14,727
♪ Let your mind go
Let yourself be free ♪
1341
01:46:14,795 --> 01:46:17,559
♪ Oh, freedom ♪
1342
01:46:17,631 --> 01:46:21,226
...Freedom
Oh, freedom ♪
1343
01:46:21,302 --> 01:46:22,209
♪ Yeah, freedom ♪
1344
01:46:22,209 --> 01:46:23,141
♪ Yeah, freedom ♪
1345
01:46:23,210 --> 01:46:25,201
♪ Got to have freedom ♪
1346
01:46:25,278 --> 01:46:27,246
♪ Oh, freedom ♪
1347
01:46:27,314 --> 01:46:29,339
♪ Need me some freedom ♪
1348
01:46:29,416 --> 01:46:32,852
♪ Oh, freedom
Got to have ♪
1349
01:46:32,919 --> 01:46:36,855
♪ Hey, think about it
You think about it ♪
1350
01:46:36,923 --> 01:46:40,825
♪ There ain't nothin' you could ask,
I could answer you but I won't ♪
1351
01:46:40,894 --> 01:46:44,660
♪ But I was gonna change that but I'm
not if you keep doin' things I don't ♪
1352
01:46:44,731 --> 01:46:46,699
♪ You better think ♪
1353
01:46:46,767 --> 01:46:48,860
♪ Think about what you're
tryin' to do to me ♪
1354
01:46:48,935 --> 01:46:51,062
♪ Whoa-oa-oa, think ♪
1355
01:46:51,138 --> 01:46:54,039
♪ Let your mind go
Let yourself be free ♪
1356
01:46:54,107 --> 01:46:58,271
♪ People walkin' around everyday,
playin' games and takin' scores ♪
1357
01:46:58,345 --> 01:47:00,279
♪ tryin' to make other people
lose their minds ♪
1358
01:47:00,347 --> 01:47:04,078
♪ Well, be careful you don't lose yours
Oh, think ♪
1359
01:47:04,151 --> 01:47:06,244
♪ Think about what you're
tryin' to do to me ♪
1360
01:47:06,319 --> 01:47:08,514
♪ Whoo-oo-oo, think ♪
1361
01:47:08,588 --> 01:47:11,523
♪ Let your mind go
Let yourself be free ♪
1362
01:47:11,591 --> 01:47:15,527
♪ You need me
and I need you ♪
1363
01:47:15,595 --> 01:47:19,395
♪ Without each other there ain't
nothin' either can do ♪
1364
01:47:19,466 --> 01:47:21,457
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1365
01:47:21,535 --> 01:47:23,901
- ♪ Think about it ♪
- ♪ What you're tryin' to do to me ♪
1366
01:47:23,970 --> 01:47:27,906
♪ Think about it, baby
Think about it right now ♪
1367
01:47:27,974 --> 01:47:30,101
♪ Yeah, right now ♪
1368
01:47:30,177 --> 01:47:32,111
♪ Whoa-oa-oa ♪
1369
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
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