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Hola, sĂłc el MartĂn.
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No t'havia vist.Anem a seure?
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Home, per la foto del perfil i els cops que havĂem parlat per xat...
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Jo a tu tampoc t'imaginava tan produĂŻda.
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Perdona per no haver vingut amb una arracada al nas i despentinada.
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Perdonada.
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GrĂ cies.
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Eh, eh! No! No, no, no, no...!
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Merda!
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Mira, noia, t'estic oferint ajuda. La poli no et tornarĂ la teva moto.
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I tu pots fer que me la tornin?
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Papa!
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Per què em vas enganyar quan xatejà vem?
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Va ser ma filla qui et va triar.He lligat amb una nena de 10 anys?
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Sap molt bé el que fa...
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Per què va pensar que no marxaria?No em veu com un macarra tatuat.
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# ...say good morning to the morning in the door.
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# You can say everything's just perfect...
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# that's the world.
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# The sun did shine but shone too late... #
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T'he trucat per dir-te que... estic embarassada.
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I crec que si et vols implicar en la vida del nen...
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que parlem per d'alguna manera... per sentir-nos còmodes.
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Què vol dir "implicar-se en la vida del nen"?
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No ho sé, no en tinc ni idea.No en tens ni puta idea!
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Blanca! Ei, Blanca, espera! Blanca! Sisplau, podem parlar?
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Crec que ja ho hem parlat tot abans.Podem tornar a començar?
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Qui Ă©s la mare de la Noa?
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La mare era una noia massa jove
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i massa preocupada per coses que no importen.
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Ei, tu no ets aixĂ, eh.
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No sé si estic realment preparada.Quan tens un fill, perds un ull.
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O sigui, hi ha un ull teu que el tens sempre allà , col·locat.
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És la cosa mes difĂcil del mĂłn, i a la vegada, la mĂ©s senzilla.
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Tots els pares som uns pirates.
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A veure... Bfff...
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"Escalfeu a la safata del forn a mitja alçada durant 20 minuts,
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aproximadament.
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Si el forn Ă©s d'aire reduĂŻu el temps d'escalfament uns minuts."
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Com que "si el forn és d'aire"? I jo com collons sé si és d'aire o no?
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Doncs mira, saps què et dic? A prendre pel cul!
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Ho fotem 20 minuts i ja estĂ .
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Vale... eee...
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Farina.
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Vinga, farina per aquĂ...
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Vale... I aquĂ...
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Leche...
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Leche por aquĂ... Leche por aquĂ...
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Vale.
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Què? Cola, no?
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Hòstia, la capsa!
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Vale.
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Ja sé que estàs pensant que sóc un "cabrón".
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Pero tĂş no te libras.
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No, no, que per això ets fill de ton pare!
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Mira com ho sap, mira com ho saps, eh? Hòstia, que guapo que ets!
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Va, hòstia, que m'estàs liant, Lluc.
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(esternut)Ue! Salut!
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Va, que la mama estĂ a punt d'arribar.
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Alehopa!
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Mira...
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Uep! Estem bons o què?
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Collonuts per fora...
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A ver la crestita, la crestita.
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(ensuma)
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I collonuts... (ensuma) per dins!
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I ara, cadascĂş al seu lloc, eh.
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Vinga, cap a dins! Uuuuh!
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(Lluc: ploriqueja)
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Eh, no! Nxt-nxt-nxt... El teu "chupe". Ai, ai, ai...
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Que avui ens has de deixar tranquils, vale?
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Res de donar pel sac perquè sĂ, eh. Que me la jugo.
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No, Lluc, va.(ploriqueja)
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En sèrio, que me la jugo, tio. Que la mama m'agrada molt.
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Avui ens has de deixar tranquils.(mòbil: missatge, senyal acústic)
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Epa!
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Hòstia!
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Anem a la guerra. I ara tu... amb el "chupe"... i cap a dormir!
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# I've been staring at this blank piece of paper for an hour
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# trying to write this love song about you.
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# You are on the plane... flying in
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# while I'm struggling with this song trying not to say
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# what I want to say which is "I love you".
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# I'll say "I can't wait to get in bed with you-ou-ou-ou-ou"...
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# Dum, dum, do. #
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# No eyes, the world's around the shore.
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# You're still right, I am not the same I was.
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# Sometimes I wish I had too much to send... again. #
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Ehmm, una "cerveza", sisplau, una cervesa.
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# ...didn't mean to hurt you.
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# Start keeping the...
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# When I finally can turn right
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# everybody is laughing in my face. #
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Què tal?Bé.
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Fa molt que t'esperes, o què?No, què va, acabo d'arribar.
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-Merci.-Et poso alguna cosa?
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Una cervesa, si us plau.Ara mateix.
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Ehm... Una... això que m'has... això que m'has dit al xat, saps?
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SĂ.Va en sèrio, o què?
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SĂ, per?
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Doncs que això, que... tampoc n'hi ha per tant, la veritat.
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Vull dir que, de fet, ni tan sols ets el meu tipus.
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Ah, no?No.
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Per exemple: jo sóc més de tetes que de cul.
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I els cabells m'agraden més arrissats,
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i el rotllo rossa ulls blaus tipus Britney Spears... ja no es porta,
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això és molt dels 90, però ja no, no?
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Millor, aixà tot serà més fà cil.Mm-hm.
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Mm-hm.
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AquĂ tens.GrĂ cies.
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Què?
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Què passa si ets tu la que s'enamora de mi?
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Ui, em sabré controlar, eh, jo.Ei, ei, no et precipitis, eh.
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Això ho dius perquè encara no saps que encantador que puc ser.
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És que... tu tampoc ets el meu tipus, eh.
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Quin Ă©s el teu tipus?
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A mi m'agraden alts, d'1,85 com a mĂnim,
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i les orelles de "soplillo" són mones, però són zero sexis.
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I aquest "look" d'etern "teenager" amb aquestes metxes i tot això...
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Vale, vale, vale... Ja, ja ho pillo.
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Ah, encara ets a temps de dir que no, eh. Vull dir que puc marxar...
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No, no, no, que pensava en les normes. Que tinc alguns dubtes.
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Quins?
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Deies que res de lligams emocionals, no? Res de sentiments, no?
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Que és només sexe.Exacte.
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Però llavors el que no entenc Ă©s què fem aquĂ,
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fent una birra, si només és sexe, no?
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Vull dir que llavors haurĂem d'estar allĂ ... Directament...
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Que no busqui parella no vol dir que folli amb el 1r capullo que passa.
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M'agrada follar amb gent amb qui m'ho pugui passar bé,
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amb qui pugui connectar, repetir, potser...
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I... la norma d'estar prohibit quedar-se a dormir?
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Doncs moltes vegades quan la gent folla
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sent la pressiĂł que s'ha de quedar a dormir,
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quan dormir no té absolutament res a veure amb follar.
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Vull dir que són coses separades més enllà que les dues es fan al llit.
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Llavors comencen els mals rotllos: un dia no et vols quedar a dormir
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i comencen els "Per què marxes? T'has enfadat?"
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I tots aquests marrons són propis de les parelles però no dels follamics.
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Ser follamic Ă©s una altra cosa.SĂ, sĂ, ja, ja... Ja ho he pillat.
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I això de no trucar-se l'endemà d'haver follat?
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Va en la mateixa lĂnia.
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Però, per exemple, posem per cas que jo arribo a casa meva...
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i m'adono que m'he deixat la jaqueta a casa teva... després que...
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En aquest cas, podria trucar-te per passar-te-la a buscar?
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O també estaria prohibit?
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No, no estaria prohibit. Evidentment, em podries trucar.
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Va bĂ© saber-ho, eh, això. SĂ.
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Què?
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No, però Ă©s que... És una mica ridĂcul, no, tot això?
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De les normes, saps?
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Vull dir que no podem passar de les normes i follar com la gent normal?
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Mira, si et sembla ridĂcul val mĂ©s que ho deixem aquĂ, sĂ?
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De veritat?
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Mm-hm, de veritat.
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Ei, ei, espera, espera!
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Que encara no t'he dit que no, només dic que tinc altres follamigues
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i no necessitem totes aquestes normes perquè funcioni.
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Merci.Ei... Vull dir que...
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De veritat sĂłn tan importants?
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Per mi sĂ.
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Vale, vale doncs... almenys puc saber per què?
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Ens acabem les birres..., no?
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Va...
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Vale.
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Vale.
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#
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(porta: piquen)
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Ei, MartĂn!Què tal?
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Morta de set! És que vinc corrents.
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I per què?
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Ja t'ho explicaré.
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Tot bé?Tot controlat.
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Ooh...
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Oh, l'has banyat, MartĂn! Que bĂ©, grĂ cies!
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M'encanta quan estĂ aixĂ, a tu no?
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SĂ.
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És la cosa més bonica del món.
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Oooh...
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Tens la cuina feta un desastre.
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SĂ, Ă©s que he estat cuinant.Tinc els peus fets caldo!
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Per cert! Ja ho he decidit.El què?
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Oh, no tens res pels peus cansats?
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Jo?Per fi!
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Ah! Els bodis del Lluc, els has rentat?
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Blanca, centra't!
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Què cony has decidit?Ah, sĂ, no, el ioga, s'ha acabat.
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Hòstia, ja comencem...No, no, de veritat. No puc.
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No estic perquè m'estressin i aquest grup de "pijas" m'estressen molt.
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Què et fa grà cia?Res, que m'agradaria veure-les.
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Han de ser molt pijas pa' que tĂş les llames pijas.
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La Marga, la pitjor de totes. És que no saps què m'ha fet avui!
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A veure, sorpréndeme.
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Arribo a classe i estava convidant a totes a berenar a casa seva demĂ ,
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i a mi no m'ha dit res!
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I tot per allò que li vaig dir. T'ho vaig explicar?
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Me'n recordaria segur.
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Abans de començar la classe, fa temps, parlà vem sobre la lactà ncia
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i jo li vaig dir que jo al Lluc li donaria el pit fins als 6 mesos.
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Però com la Marga és de la Lliga extraordinà ria aquesta de la Llet,
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es va posar no saps com i totes donant-li suport.
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I des d'aquell dia que em margina.
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Ara, a mi la Marga, avui, no m'ha deixat enrere.
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ÂżPelea de gatas?
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100 euros d'hidratant antiestries, tu!
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Què vols dir?És el meu comiat...
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És la crema de la Marga.
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Com que...?
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Li has robat la puta crema?
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M'estava canviant als vestidors
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quan la Marga estava parlant amb la Raquel, molt a prop meu.
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I just al davant... la crema!
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I t'ho juro que no sé què m'ha passat pel cap,
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però l'he agafat i en aquell moment, la Marga es gira i em veu.
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Hòstia, no!No, no, no! Ni se n'ha adonat.
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Jo he posat la crema al costat de la meva cara,
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l'he mirada als ulls, li he somrigut i li he dit:
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"que us vagi molt bé el berenar de demà a casa teva".
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I me n'he anat d'allĂ! (riu)
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He robat, MartĂn, he robat!
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¡Toma ya! ¡Di que sĂ!
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Això sĂ, ha estat sortir del gimnĂ s i posar-me a cĂłrrer com una boja.
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Hòstia, si continues aixà els de Serveis Socials ens prenen el Lluc.
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Au, va, no siguis burro!
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I la Noa?A taekwondo.
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I després se l'emportava el Willy al cine.
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Doncs jo ara recullo les meves coses i marxem.
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Estic molt cansada i em moro de gana.
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Ah, doncs... Si vols, jo he fet sopar.
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Deus voler dir que l'has comprat i l'has escalfat.
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No. Porto tota la tarda cuinant canelons.
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Que no, MartĂn...Oye, me ofendes, eh!
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No vagis de digne, que ens coneixem, eh! Que sempre me la coles.
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Ah, s� Llavors per què et penses que tinc la cuina tan bruta?
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Doncs, ehm... eee... Caram!
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Bueno, què em dius?
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De què?¿Blanca, te quedas a cenar?
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TenĂem totes les coses bones d'una parella i cap de les coses dolentes.
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Fins que se'n va anar a la merda.Què va passar?
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Resulta que un dia rebo un missatge seu: "hem de parlar".
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¡Toma cliché!
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El tio es planta a casa i em diu que comença a sentir coses per mi
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i que necessita saber, no ho sé, on va tot això.
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Aquest tio Ă©s el meu Ădol.
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Jo no sé què contestar-li i em poso nerviosa
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i començo a dir coses sense sentit fins que ell m'atura i em diu:
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"Sara, Ă©s molt fĂ cil. Sents alguna cosa per mi?"
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"Joder", esclar que sento alguna cosa per tu, imbècil!
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És que si no, no em ficaria al llit amb tu cada dos per tres.
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Però no, resulta que ell no en tenia prou. Ell volia alguna cosa més.
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Esclar, tia, ell volia el "pack" sencer...
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Amb les escenes eliminades i els extres.
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Ell volia passejar amb tu pel parc, anar a sopar amb els teus pares,
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anar a ParĂs i fer una "selfie" a la Torre Eiffel; rotllo romĂ ntic total.
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Ja, però jo és que tot això no li podia donar.
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I què et va dir?
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Res. Va marxar sense dir res i donant un cop de porta.
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I no hem tornat a parlar des d'aleshores.
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Uau! Sap greu!Hm. Va ser una merda.
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Però, el que no entenc és... que si està veu tan bé...
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no vas pensar a donar-li una oportunitat?
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Bff... SĂ... SĂ, que ho vaig pensar, però... no ho sĂ©,
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no em sento còmoda formant part d'una relació.
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Necessito sentir-me lliure per fer el que em doni la gana.
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Encara que després, doncs... mira, no acabi fent res.
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Parles com un tio, eh.
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Ja... I si parlo com un tio,
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com Ă©s que sempre acabo quedant com la dolenta?
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Sempre? Però, t'ha passat moltes vegades, això?
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Vaig a pillar una birra, en vols?
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Doncs, vindrà en Ferran, també. I després ve la Júlia, però jo...
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Marcel!
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-Ei! AlĂcia, què hi fas per aquĂ?-VĂ©s a pagar. Estic amb la Maria.
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Ah...
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I tu? No t'havies de quedar estudiant?
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SĂ, sĂ, però he acabat d'hora i he vingut aquĂ a... a jugar a dards.
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I ja... ja quan acabi, ja crec que me n'aniré cap a casa.
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Ja.
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Marcel, escolta, Ă©s que no cal que menteixis, eh.
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De veritat, tio, que no passa res.
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-No?-No!
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-Que som amics, no?-S-sĂ...
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SĂ, no?
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SĂ, doncs... doncs això, estic amb una cita.
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I què, com va? Bé, o no?
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SĂ. Bueno, fa una hora, eh, que ens coneixem.
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Ah, només una hora... Però a part... de què? Com?
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-Per una aplicaciĂł que hi ha i tal.-SĂ?
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EstĂ bona, eh. Tio, que estĂ bonĂssima.
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-SĂ, Ă©s guapa, sĂ, sĂ, sĂ.-És sĂşper guapa!
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No ho sĂ©, ja ho veurem. SĂ, sĂ, estic content.
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-EstĂ s content. Molt millor aixĂ.-Esclar, molt millor aixĂ.
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Això, jo penso que... Perquè la tia té unes normes...
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-En principi hem quedat per follar.-Ah.
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I llavors jo crec que aquesta nit me la follaré. Vull dir, follarem.
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Doncs que et folli.
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I no em tornis a trucar més. Serà "gilipollas"!
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"Joder"!
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O sigui que aquesta Ă©s una de les teves follamigues.
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SĂ.
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Doncs tens raĂł, eh. Hm. Sembla que us va de puta mare.
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Oi?
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Què? Encara penses que no serveixen de res, les normes?
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No, no, no... SĂ, sĂ, suposo que sĂ, sĂ, sĂ.
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SĂ, què, què? Millor les posem per escrit, no?
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Tens paper i boli a casa?
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Hòstia...
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Eren bonĂssims, MartĂn, bonĂssims.
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MĂ©s?
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No, no, no, que estic molt plena.
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Segur?
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Va, un més.Ho sabia.
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T'ho juro, des que dono pit tinc més gana que quan estava embarassada.
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És increïble!
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Mmmh...
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Què passa?
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Res... que et veig bé, estàs guapa.
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SĂ?
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Molt.
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Ah, no, m'estàs prenent el pèl.
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I no fa cap grà cia, eh, perquè jo sé perfectament com estic, no cal...
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Blanca, estĂ s molt guapa.SĂ, guapa... GuapĂssima!
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¡Joder, quĂ© difĂcil! Que estĂ s...!Xxt! Ei, ei, ei!
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Que estàs molt bona, hòstia!
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I que em venia molt de gust passar una estona amb tu.
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Sols.
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MartĂn, m'estĂ s tirant la canya?
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SĂ.
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Ah.
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Hmm.
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Ja ho has triturat. Jo crec que si t'ho empasses, no morirĂ s.
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MartĂn, m'estĂ s prenent el pèl, oi?
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No. Estic lligant amb tu de veritat.
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Ah, i... i per què?
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Com que per què?
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(Lluc: plora)
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TĂ© gana. TĂ© gana.
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-(Lluc: plora)-Ja vinc, ja vinc, amor, ja vinc.
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Tens gana?SofĂ ?
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Oooh... SĂ.
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Sanglotet.... Ai, amor meu, tens gana, eh?
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GrĂ cies!
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Aaah... espera.
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AixĂ...
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AixĂ, bitxo.
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A veure...
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Estava mort de gana.
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AixĂ...
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(sospira)
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Blanca, jo sento que ets la meva famĂlia. I m'encanta com ets.
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I em flipen aquests moments, hòstia, i no me'n vull perdre cap.
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MartĂn... Tinc ganes de plorar.
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Com?
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SĂ... que no em pots deixar anar això, d'aquesta manera.
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I com vols que t'ho digui?No, no, no ho sé, no ho sé. No...
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Vale, a veure...
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Tu què penses?
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No ho sé. Crec que... que estàs confós.
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Com?
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SĂ, i... i Ă©s normal, Ă©s normal, perquè... ara tenim el Lluc.
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Blanca...Passem moltes estones junts...
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No estic confĂłs.SĂ, sĂ que ho estĂ s.
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I una merda! SĂ© el que sento.Que no! Que estic segura que no!
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Ah, i això m'ho dius tu, que ets un puto sac d'hormones boges...
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i cada dia canvies d'opiniĂł cent vegades.
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Potser sóc un puto sac d'hormones boges, però tu també.
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Joder!No tenim res a veure!
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Ja ho sabem, això!No ens haurĂem d'haver conegut mai!
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# Hey, it's gonna be ok,
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# to be afraid of the rain
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# Sun always finds its way out again. #
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Què?El lavabo?
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SĂ, la segunda a la izquierda.
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Ah, posa't còmode, eh. Com si fossis a casa teva.
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Ei! Ara vinc, eh!
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(vĂ ter: estiren la cadena)
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(porta: s'obre)
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(passes: s'acosten)
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Però què fas?Po... posar-me còmode, no?
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Ui, t'ho hauràs de currar una mica més, eh.
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Però no se suposa que som follamics?
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Què passa, que també t'he de seduir, ara, o què?
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Esclar! Què et penses, tu?
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Encara ens hem de conèixer una mica més.
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Abans de ser follamics hem de ser amics. Ho diu la mateixa paraula.
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No, no, no, no, no. La paraula Ă©s "folla amics".
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Ahà .Primer va follar, i després amics.
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Bon intent, però no.
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Què tens, un grup, o què?No.
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SĂ, sĂ...
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I això?
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Ah, un treball de... de la uni.
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Va, explica'm alguna cosa teva.
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Vale, però primer et vaig traient la roba.
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Ui, no, no, encara no.
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Va, què vols saber? Pregunta.El que faci falta saber.
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Vale.
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Doncs...
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Tinc micropene.
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Ets un capullo.És broma! Perdona, perdona, perdona.
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T'ho has cregut, eh?
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No, em dic Marcel Roldán i tinc 27 anys i, bueno...
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Ei, que vull follar amb tu, no renovar-te el DNI.
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Bueno, doncs pregunta'm tu. Va, què vols saber? Pregunta.
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Ah... Vius amb els teus pares, no?
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MĂ©s o menys, ells estan quasi tot l'any a Madrid per feina. Però sĂ.
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Ah, o sigui que vius sol però a casa dels pares, sense pagar lloguer.
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Exacte.Ah, quin xollo!
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Però els hi cuido el pis, a canvi.Ja, es nota molt, eh.
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Ets atleta, o què?
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No, no, sĂłn els trofeus de quan era petit, de campionats extraescolars.
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Li he dit a ma mare que els tregui d'aquĂ, però no...
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A mi em sembla maco.Ei, no, no!
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Qui sĂłn?
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No, no, no. Això és horrorós. No.
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El Baltasar i el "paje".
418
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:51,160
Les nenes, dic.Les meves cosines.
419
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,680
I no tens germans?No.
420
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,280
SĂłc fill Ăşnic.I t'agrada?
421
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,000
No ho sé, suposo.
422
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,280
Suposes?
423
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,480
SĂ.
424
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,200
Tu tens germans?Nn-hn.
425
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,120
Bueno, doncs això,
426
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,480
que suposo que ha de ser... ha de ser guai tenir un germĂ , no?
427
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,560
Sobretot per... per no estar sol.
428
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,680
I per... per compartir secre...
429
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,440
I compartir els marrons dels pares, per exemple.
430
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,560
SĂ, totalment.
431
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,440
Vale... ehm... doncs, ja estĂ .
432
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,280
Ja estĂ ?
433
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,280
SĂ, ja estĂ .
434
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,520
Mmm... un llit, per posar-se còmode?
435
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,720
Ah, ja som amics?SĂ, som sĂşper amics.
436
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:45,040
No et sembla bé? Perquè si no...No, em sembla súper bé, em sembla.
437
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,760
De fet, ets la meva millor amiga.Mm-hm?
438
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,280
SĂ, sĂ, sĂ, sĂ... El llit Ă©s per allĂ .
439
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,200
# I think I have another dream... #
440
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,560
M'agrada que em mosseguin i que em pessiguin.
441
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,280
Si em poso "borde", no t'ofenguis, Ă©s que tinc moltes pessigolles.
442
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Prometo no deixar marques al llit, sĂ?
443
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,680
No és que em depili, eh, és que tinc poc pèl.
444
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,280
I no has de dir guarrades al llit, em tallen molt el rotllo...
445
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,720
Excepte si me les dius cantant.
446
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,000
EstĂ s preparat?PreparadĂssim.
447
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,400
Fes-me petons al coll!AixĂ? Aah... Mossega'm l'orella...
448
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,880
Agafa'm el cul.AixĂ?
449
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,120
SĂ, aixĂ.
450
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,960
(Lluc: balbuceja)Nxt, nxt, nxt...
451
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,400
Eh, molt bé, nano. Molt bé.
452
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,600
Ja?
453
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,920
SĂ.
454
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:56,960
Marxem.
455
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,560
Espera, els bodis.
456
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,520
-(porta: s'obre i es tanca)-(Willy) Ei.
457
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,120
Què hi fots, aqu� I la Noa?Tampoc és aqu�
458
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,480
No, Willy, se suposa que estava amb tu. Què passa?
459
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,080
Oh, "shit"! Que m'ha fet la cobra, tio.
460
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,800
M'ha dit que després de taekwondo aniria a casa la Laia
461
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,440
i que deixĂ vem el cinema per un altre dia.
462
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,080
Però m'he trobat la Laia amb sa mare i no és amb elles.
463
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,760
L'has trucat?Sà que l'he trucat, però no l'agafa.
464
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,080
A ver.
465
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,200
Contestador.
466
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,560
(sospira)
467
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,520
Noa, sĂłc el papa. No ets a casa la Laia. Truca'm immediatament.
468
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,320
-Què fem? Truquem a la poli?-Un moment, un moment...
469
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,880
La Noa ha dit una mentida i per tant vol dir que no ha desaparegut.
470
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,120
Deu estar amb algĂş i no vol que ho sapiguem.
471
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,840
Amb qui?TĂ© 12 anys, Ă©s una preadolescent.
472
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,760
-Amb un noi, suposo.-Amb un noi? Oh! ¡Lo mato!
473
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,160
(mòbil)
474
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,560
És ella.
475
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,560
Noa, on ets? Estàs bé?
476
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,320
Però amb qui?
477
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,600
No! Noa, m'ho dius ara.
478
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,480
Vale, no et moguis, ara vinc.
479
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,400
On Ă©s?A una cafeteria. Vol que hi vagi.
480
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,120
Amb qui?
481
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,000
No m'ho ha volgut dir. Ja parlarem, hm?
482
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,320
(porta: s'obre i es tanca)
483
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,880
Papa...
484
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,920
Hola, MartĂn.
485
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,240
No... no seus?
486
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,280
No, s'ha fet tard, hem de marxar.
487
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,200
-Si us plau...-(dona) Seu, i prenem alguna cosa.
488
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,360
No cal, MartĂn, ja ho pago jo.TĂ©, Noa, vĂ©s a pagar, si us plau.
489
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,400
MartĂn, sĂ© com et sents i ho entenc.
490
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,280
Què fa la Noa amb tu?Necessitava veure-la.
491
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,360
Ets una filla de puta!MartĂn, ho havia de fer.
492
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,400
Havies de fer-ho. I com que havies de fer-ho, la utilitzes a ella?
493
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,360
No, escolta, deixa que t'expliqui.
494
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,480
No, no m'has d'explicar una puta merda!
495
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,480
Com l'has trobat?
496
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,880
Ara treballo a Barcelona, fa dos mesos que vaig tornar...
497
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,240
Que com-l'has-trobat?!
498
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,120
Pel seu Instagram.Hòstia puta!
499
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,040
La Noa no té la culpa de res, eh?
500
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,720
Vam quedar fa uns dies i jo li vaig dir que no t'ho digués.
501
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,000
Ho ha passat molt malament.Esto es acojonante.
502
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,480
Desapareixes 10 anys de la seva vida i ara et preocupes per ella?
503
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:43,440
Sabies que jo no et deixaria veure-la i has contactat amb ella
504
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,120
per fer-t'ho venir bé i donar-me la sorpresa amb ella davant.
505
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,920
I encara dius que no l'has utilitzat? SĂ o no?
506
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,560
MartĂn, t'entenc i entenc que ho pensis...
507
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,720
No ho entens perquè no en tens ni puta idea.
508
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,920
No la tornarĂ s a veure.
509
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,040
Què li has dit?
510
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,400
La veritat.
511
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,400
Si et serveix de consol, diu que no sap si perdonar-me.
512
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,120
S'ho està pensant. I jo respectaré la seva decisió.
513
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,560
No. RespectarĂ s la meva!
514
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,360
Mira, si vols netejar la teva consciència,
515
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,880
apadrina un nen o fes el que vulguis perquè,
516
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,400
com et tornis a posar en contacte amb la meva filla, te juro...
517
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,040
No tens ni idea de com Ă©s ella, que sensible que Ă©s,
518
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,720
de com li afectarà tot això.
519
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:57,600
Hòstia, ets una egoista de merda..., com sempre.
520
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,200
TĂ©.
521
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,920
Va, marxem.
522
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,800
Adéu.Va.
523
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,200
Adéu.
524
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,760
# Sick, you were right
525
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,280
# all through the fight
526
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:47,320
# and I hope I'll find
527
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:52,040
# a better way to behave. #
528
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,880
Perdona, papa.
529
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,360
No, Noa, no m'has de demanar perdĂł.
530
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,240
Tu no tens la culpa de res, vale?
531
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,360
(sospira) Mira, a vegades no podem tenir el que volem,
532
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,960
perquè per molt que ho desitgem amb totes les nostres forces,
533
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,600
i sembli que ens convé, ens pot fer mal.
534
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,480
Ella no fa les coses com se suposa que s'han de fer.
535
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,120
Per què?Perquè no sap fer-ho.
536
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,320
Potser jo la puc ajudar perquè les faci com cal.
537
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,320
No, Noa, no podrĂ s.
538
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,840
Creu-me, ningĂş pot fer-ho.
539
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,320
Potser sĂ, potser ha canviat.
540
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,400
Noa, només et vull protegir, ho entens?
541
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,880
Va, anem cap a casa.
542
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,720
# Now that it's over,
543
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:12,520
# it's over, it's all over... #
544
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,080
Què?Què?
545
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,840
Prou bĂ©, no?SĂ, sĂ, sĂ, prou bĂ©.
546
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,160
Perdona, eh, al final he tingut aquesta idea i no sé si t'ha...
547
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,440
Que no, que no! Que ha estat molt bé!
548
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,040
SĂ?I a tu... a tu t'ha agradat quan...?
549
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,840
Molt.SĂ?
550
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,040
Molt, molt, molt, molt.
551
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,320
De fet, no sabia que les ties podĂeu...
552
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,760
SĂ, sĂ, sĂ, podem. No totes, però algunes podem.
553
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,920
Ah. I el... el micropene?El micropene...
554
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,720
SĂ, eh...
555
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,760
El micropene està molt bé. Està molt bé.
556
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,920
Mmmh... Jo aniré tirant, eh.
557
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,880
SĂ, sĂ, jo tambĂ© he de...
558
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,880
Tens aigua?
559
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,600
SĂ, a la nevera.GrĂ cies!
560
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,280
També tinc cafè! O cervesa!No, no, aigua va bé, grà cies!
561
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,880
(inspira)
562
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,880
(s'escura la gola)
563
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,400
Marxo, eh, que demĂ matino.
564
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,800
Guai.
565
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,680
Vale.
566
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,840
Llavors ho vols fer, o què?
567
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,440
El què?
568
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,600
Doncs, ser follamics.
569
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,280
Ah, quedar nomĂ©s per follar i ja estĂ ? SĂ, esclar. Sona molt bĂ©.
570
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,000
Vale. SerĂ divertit.
571
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,280
Hm. Ho podem fer fins que t'enamoris de mi, no?
572
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,400
Vull dir que passarĂ , tard o d'hora.
573
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,920
Doncs ja saps quin Ă©s el tracte. Si li passa a un dels dos, s'ha acabat.
574
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,400
A mi no em passarĂ .Ni a mi.
575
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,520
Ja ho veurem.
576
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,520
(s'escura la gola) Marxo.
577
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,800
SĂ, sĂ, quedar-se a dormir estĂ prohibit, eh.
578
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,440
SĂ, estĂ prohibit.
579
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,960
# I wanna be with you all of the time I wanna... #
580
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,240
Vagi bé!
581
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,800
# I wanna make you smile, I wanna bite your lips
582
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,120
# I'm sure they taste like wine,
583
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,880
# I wanna steal the sun and build a private sky...
584
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,600
# Du ru ru, du ru ru, du ru ru, du ru ru du ru ru, du ru ru... #
585
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,640
(porta: timbre)
586
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,200
# I wanna be the cat that lives nine lives... #
587
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,880
Hola.
588
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920
Què?
589
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,760
M'he deixat la jaqueta.
590
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,520
Ah, sĂ.
591
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,440
Merci. Adéu.
592
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,880
Adéu.
593
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,080
# 'Cause when you kiss me I see circles
594
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,440
# and everything around turns purple
595
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,640
# and time slows down like a turtle. #
596
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,320
Berto?
597
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,760
No et creurĂ s el que m'acaba de passar, tio. Molt heavy, tio.
598
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:09,240
Acabo de quedar amb ella. Se n'ha anat de casa ara mateix, molt fort!
599
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,760
# I wanna hold your hand I wanna make you smile.
600
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,080
# I wanna bite your lips I'm sure they taste like wine.
601
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,840
# I wanna steal the sun and build a private sky.
602
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,160
# I wanna write your name one thousand times
603
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,240
# then write a song with mine and make it all rhyme.
604
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,480
# I wanna be the cat that lives nine lives
605
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,200
# so I can spend each one... by your side. #
606
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,240
(porta: s'obre)
607
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,600
-Noa, carinyo.-Estic cansada, vaig a dormir.
608
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,240
No vols un got de llet?
609
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,280
(porta: es tanca)
610
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,920
Què ha passat?
611
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,880
No has marxat?
612
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,440
No, estava preocupada.
613
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,400
La Laura... ha tornat.
614
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,240
La Laura?
615
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,880
Hm.
616
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,320
Estàs bé?
617
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,280
Li acabo de dir a la Noa que no la tornarĂ a veure.
618
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,600
El Lluc està bé?
619
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,160
SĂ, sĂ, sĂ. Li he donat el pit i s'ha adormit fins ara.
620
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,200
Estic una mica cansat.
621
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,120
Esclar... esclar...
622
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,400
Nosaltres agafem un taxi i marxem cap a casa.
623
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,040
De seguida som allĂ .
624
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,120
Adéu, "enano".
625
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,360
Em sap greu allò d'abans.
626
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,640
No, no, no. No t'has de disculpar. És el que penses, no?
627
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,040
Está bien que lo digas.
628
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,200
MartĂn...
629
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,840
Els canelons eren bonĂssims.
630
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,120
Adéu.
631
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,360
Adéu.
632
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:56,080
# ...songs from the dreams.
633
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,720
# Sharing the room while we sleep.
634
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:07,360
# Uh, I wish this moment would freeze...
635
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,840
# and your car wouldn't start
636
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,560
# and the wheels wouldn't turn on those roads where al...
637
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,400
# Stay in Rome. #
638
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,360
A tu qui t'ha enganyat per venir fins aquĂ? Una noia, segur.
639
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,640
Doncs, sĂ.
640
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,200
-La teva amiga hauria de vigilar.-Ah, s� Per què?
641
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,680
A un guapo no se'l pot deixar sol.
642
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,160
És guapo, no?
643
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,880
Una mica. Però millor, no?
644
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,560
Oi, oi.
645
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:09,000
Si crides, digues el meu nom de tant en tant, aixà em sento més integrat.
646
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,960
Això és una experiència pels dos, per divertir-nos.
647
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,320
-Está nerviosa.-¿Y tú?
648
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,440
No, yo no... Bueno, me parece que ya quedĂł claro, Âżno? Que tĂş y yo no...
649
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,280
Jo sempre he estat enamorat de la Gina.
650
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,480
-Però de què m'estàs parlant?-Que la Gina i jo acabarem junts.
651
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,760
La meva exnòvia em va fotre les banyes.
652
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,440
Tu ets "gilipollas".
653
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,200
-Envio el meu glop a l'homenatjat.-Te'l pots fotre pel cul.
654
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,760
Lo importante es que sepáis por qué lo hacéis.
655
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,120
-Por morbo.-(noia) SĂ, por morbo.
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