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(screams)
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(Baldwin screams)
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(screams)
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(crying)
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CORDELIA:
It's over.
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We know who you are.
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Your allies are all dead.
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You failed.
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I've already proven to you
that I can defy death.
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I'm just gonna bring her back.
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And when I do, my Ms. Mead will
stand by me as we watch you die.
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You can certainly go to Hell,
but you won't find her there.
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What have you done?
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Her soul is hidden
by a spell only I can break.
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You'll never see her again.
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You're alone.
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(voice breaking):
I'm never alone.
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I have my father.
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Where is he now?
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Why did he let this happen?
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You don't have to follow
this path
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your father laid out for you.
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You can write your own destiny.
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You can still turn away.
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There's humanity in you.
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I see it.
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If you come with me,
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maybe we can find it.
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Together.
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Somehow,
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some way, I am gonna
bring her back.
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And then I'm gonna kill
every last one of you.
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*
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*
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*
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I'm not going any further.
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Father, tell me what to do,
and I'll do it.
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I'm not leaving this circle
until you talk to me.
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They're gone. The warlocks,
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my Ms. Mead.
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Burned alive at the stake
by the witches.
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(panting):
Until nothing was left
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but ash and smoke.
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You tell me what to do...
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or you let me die here.
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(birds cawing)
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(child laughs)
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Would you like a grape Fanta?
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Would you like
a grape Fanta?
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-No, I'm on a mission.
-GIRL: You're hungry.
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You need nourishment.
Take an apple.
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It's so juicy. It's so juicy.
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I have to talk to my father.
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You don't have-- you don't have
to do anything. All are welcome.
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Come to the light.
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Leave me alone.
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(à la The Exorcist):
Why you do this to me?
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You left me to die. To burn.
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To burn.
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I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid.
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You're not real.
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None of this is re-real.
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Don't listen to her.
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You've done a great job.
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LANGDON:
No.
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I failed.
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I'm lost.
I don't understand my purpose.
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You're everything we expected.
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The Alpha and the Omega.
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Who is, who was,
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and who is to come.
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Liar!
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God loves you.
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(goat bleats)
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Are you my father?
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(goat bleats)
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(hissing)
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What do you want from me?!
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What am I supposed to do?!
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Fuck am I supposed to do?
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(siren wailing in distance)
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*
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You lost?
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(door locks)
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(congregation chanting)
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HANNAH:
People.
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Listen the fuck up.
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Just because we have a president
who's a total douchenozzle
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and global warming
is getting worse,
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that doesn't mean you can
sit here on your lazy asses
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and holler out
a few "Hail Satans."
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You think end-time's
just gonna show up
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like a herpes sore?
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So tired of preaching
to the goddamn choir.
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What aren't you getting?
You know the drill.
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The Antichrist is gonna ride in
on a wave of sin,
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and all we have here
is a weak piss dribble.
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Somebody, please help me out.
I'm about ready
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to gouge out my own eyes
so I don't have to look
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at this weak-ass congregation
anymore.
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I need to hear some sins.
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I need to feel
we're making way for him.
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You.
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What are your sins?
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What did you do
to usher him in this week?
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I stole a hundred dollars
from my register at work.
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HANNAH: Seriously?
A fucking rounding error?
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(chuckles):
You think that's gonna open up
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the Gates of Hell?
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-I slept with my wife's sister.
-I've seen bad face-lifts
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that are more evil than you.
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You want to know
what I did this week?
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You want to be inspired?
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You want to know how
I'm helping bring end-times?
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I robbed a nursing home
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and I gave all the money
to the NRA.
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Next week
I need to feel some evil.
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I need to be repulsed.
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I need to feel sick
to my stomach.
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I want to be inspired!
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(sighs)
Whatever. Okay.
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Let's speak in tongues
for a hot sec and...
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show some respect.
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(congregation murmuring
indistinctly)
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I don't have any money
right now.
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Or any food
from the looks of it.
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(murmuring continues)
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How long has it been
since you ate, kid?
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(Langdon sighs)
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What's it to you?
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Just...
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trying to help out
a fellow believer.
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You know...
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after the service...
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I could fix you something.
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My place is only
a couple of blocks from here.
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That's actually
really nice of you.
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What can I say?
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Nobody's perfect.
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What's your name, kid?
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Michael.
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You must have been starving.
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I seen a lot of young people
like you come to our church
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off the five stars on Yelp and
the free doughnut at check-in.
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They all had
the same look you do.
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Scared. Searching.
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Questioning what the hell
this all means.
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So...
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what's your story?
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How did you end up all alone
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and at our beloved
Satan's doorstep?
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My father abandoned me.
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And my mother tried to kill me.
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Humanity...
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is shit.
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This world is
a twisted black hole
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of sin and chaos,
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and that's why Satanism is
the way of the future.
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We are the fastest-growing
religion in the world,
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so we need people like you--
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bright, eager,
the next generation--
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to help spread the word
of Lucifer.
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'Cause here's
the beautiful secret, babe.
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Once you embrace
that at our core
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we are degenerate,
rotten beings,
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every last one of us...
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you'll be free.
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Satanism...
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is about giving in
to your urges,
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embracing sin, your true nature.
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I sold my soul to the Devil,
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and he gave me
everything I ever wanted.
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You sold your soul?
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Did you sign a contract
in blood?
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I made a deal in a Black Mass,
as one does.
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Through prayer.
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And by prayer--
I mean...
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killing people-- it works.
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You're standing in the proof.
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I offered up my soul, and...
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he gave me all this.
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Riches beyond compare.
(chuckles)
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I've got a... a La-Z-Boy,
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a-a cable package
with all the premium channels.
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I shoot up heroin
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as much as I want,
and I never get the sweats.
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And every Wednesday night
Brad Pitt comes over
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and fucks me
till the sun comes up.
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On Friday nights
I get Ryan Reynolds.
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So that's all it is, then.
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Satan is carnal pleasure.
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(chuckles)
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Hell no.
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We've got a greater purpose.
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We are moving towards
the beginning of the end.
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Our savior is coming.
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The spawn of Satan will...
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lead us off the cliff
and into the end-times.
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We just have to make things
terrible enough for him to rise.
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We are the fetid,
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rancid, contaminated soil
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from which he will bloom.
(panting)
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And then plunge us
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in eternal darkness
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so that we can walk with Satan
in eternal hellfire.
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I hate to break it to you...
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but you're waiting in vain.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm the one you're waiting for.
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How dare you blaspheme!
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Well, before you kill me,
dear believer...
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see me.
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(gasps)
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(knife drops to floor)
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Hail Satan!
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Our savior has risen!
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*
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(thunder crashes)
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CHOIR:
* Semper crescis
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* Aut decrescis
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* Vita
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* Detestabilis
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* Nunc obdurat
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* Et tunc curat
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* Ludo mentis
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* Aciem
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* Sors salutis
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-* Et virtutis
-(thunder crashes)
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* Michi nunc
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* Contraria
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* Quod per sortem
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* Sternit fortem
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* Mecum omnes
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* Plangite!
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(holding last note)
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-(music ends)
-Ladies and gentlemen,
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the volunteer All-Sinners choir!
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(cheering)
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They really know how to raise
some hell, don't they, kids?
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OTHERS:
Hail Satan!
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And, you ask, why does it rain
every time they sing?
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Because God is pissing
in his pants.
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OTHERS:
Hail Satan!
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Well, now that we're
in the mood,
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are you ready for an
old-fashioned human sacrifice?
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-OTHERS: Yeah!
-Black Mass...
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you are everything!
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(muffled sobbing)
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This is Leticia.
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She is a social worker.
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And she's dedicated
her entire life
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to easing the suffering
of those less fortunate.
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Bitch, please.
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(laughter)
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Theodore...
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is a lifelong member
of Doctors Without Borders.
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-(muffled whimpering)
-Isn't that just too precious?
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Minus the two of them,
I think the world will be
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a little bit shittier.
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So why waste any more time?
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The honor
of today's killing goes
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to a new member-- Phil.
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MAN:
Go, Phil!
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Phil, tell us a little something
about yourself.
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Well, I was
the chief accountant at Gawker
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before, you know...
268
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,244
-that whole thing.
-Ugh! Ouch.
269
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,213
Then my girlfriend left me,
270
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,950
and my life turned to shit...
271
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,553
until I saw the darkness.
272
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,089
Are you ready
to pledge your soul to Satan?
273
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,459
(sighs):
Am I ever.
274
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,128
They're all yours.
275
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,331
Hail Satan!
276
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,333
OTHERS:
Hail Satan!
277
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,934
Hail Satan.
278
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,269
Don't let me down, Phil.
279
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,138
(muffled whimpering)
280
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,673
MADELYN:
Wait!
281
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,243
This honor belongs
to someone else.
282
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,146
Someone else?
283
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,848
His name is Michael.
284
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,516
He's...
285
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,318
new here.
286
00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:40,787
(congregation murmuring)
287
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,989
Well, even if he's willing
to sell his soul,
288
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,924
why should he go before...?
289
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:49,363
Michael doesn't need
to sell his soul.
290
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,935
The end-times
291
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:59,172
are upon us.
292
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,144
Behold.
293
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,313
(lightning crashes)
294
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,349
The mark of the beast.
295
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:15,021
Is it possible that...
296
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,356
you're the one?
297
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,357
I am.
298
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:20,560
ALL:
Hail Satan.
299
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:35,509
* O Fortuna
300
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:41,381
* Velut luna
301
00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:42,549
(whimpering)
302
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,551
* Statu
303
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:50,223
* Variabilis.
304
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,533
(applause)
305
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:03,470
-Hail Satan!
-ALL: Hail Satan!
306
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,286
Is it too spicy?
307
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,189
No. It's good.
308
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,758
Oh, thank the Dark Lord.
309
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,626
It's my mother's recipe.
310
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,361
Now try the macaroni salad.
311
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,396
No, the turkey meatballs.
312
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,198
HANNAH:
May I touch your hair?
313
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,367
MADELYN:
Let the kid eat.
314
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,470
O-Or is something wrong?
315
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,473
What can we get you?
What can we do?
316
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:43,209
I just think everyone should do
what you normally do.
317
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,411
Have fun.
318
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:50,049
Enjoy your Wednesday
potluck dinner like always.
319
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,485
You heard him.
320
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:55,489
Our guest of honor eats
at his own pace.
321
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,424
(soft chatter)
322
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,460
(chuckles)
323
00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:04,731
Though I can personally vouch
for the spinach lasagna.
324
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:08,502
It would be the honor of my life
to watch you eat it.
325
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:12,506
So, what happens next?
326
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:17,511
Probably your lasagna.
327
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,078
(laughs)
No,
328
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,315
I meant on
the global annihilation front.
329
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,416
What do we do first?
330
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,685
When do we do it?
331
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:28,087
I'm not sure.
332
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,857
What do you mean
you're not sure?
333
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,459
I don't know what to do,
334
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,529
where to begin.
335
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:36,930
But you're the Antichrist.
336
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,633
Which people
won't let me forget.
337
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,701
Everyone keeps saying
that I'm special,
338
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,538
that I'm the only one who
can bring about the end-times,
339
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:47,541
but nobody gave me
a fucking instruction manual.
340
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,475
And the one person
who always helped me,
341
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,878
who I could always turn to
for advice,
342
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,413
she's gone now.
343
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,456
I have no one.
344
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,659
Oh.
345
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:09,395
I-I think there's some people
you need to see.
346
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,466
Who?
347
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,069
Just trust me.
348
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:20,740
We are on the precipice
of oblivion, Michael.
349
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:25,712
Now is not the time
to bury yourself in doubt.
350
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,548
This person who helped you,
351
00:22:28,582 --> 00:22:31,384
what was her name?
352
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:34,520
Ms. Miriam Mead.
353
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:39,325
We have access
to private search engines
354
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,161
that can find anyone.
355
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:45,699
And... there she is.
356
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,500
We'll just go and pick her up.
357
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,503
It's not possible.
358
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,406
I'm not powerful enough
to bring her back.
359
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,710
Not anymore, at least.
360
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:58,778
She's dead.
361
00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:01,581
Dead?
362
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:07,721
That's something
we can work around.
363
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,590
(chair scrapes)
364
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:17,631
You are the son of Satan.
365
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:20,566
There is no one
366
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,569
or no thing
367
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:27,206
you cannot have.
368
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,408
-(gulls calling)
-LANGDON: I don't know why
369
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,778
you won't just tell me
exactly where we're going.
370
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,714
MADELYN (chuckles): I'm sorry.
I'm already a little freaked out
371
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:38,417
I've said too much.
And you being who you are...
372
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,586
(chuckles):
It's okay.
373
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,622
You don't have to be nervous
around me.
374
00:23:42,656 --> 00:23:44,724
I'm the same guy I was
when you met me.
375
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:48,327
(laughing):
That is so not true.
376
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,297
Just tell me.
377
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,232
Okay.
378
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:56,435
We are, like,
this secret network.
379
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:59,572
We all know each other.
380
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,809
A secret network of people
who sold their souls.
381
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,310
Yeah.
382
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:06,245
And...
383
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,248
if you think about this network
like it's a hotel,
384
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:13,186
then I am taking you
to the penthouse.
385
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,689
No one is gonna pass up a chance
386
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:19,693
to meet the true son
of the most foul.
387
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:23,629
If there is anyone who can help
get you back on track, they can.
388
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,342
(shuts engine off)
389
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,123
You're not coming with me?
390
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,726
They're only interested in you.
391
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:56,796
Just... go up the path
to the entrance.
392
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:59,733
I really think
you're gonna be impressed.
393
00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:02,736
At least I hope so.
394
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:05,839
Why are you so good to me?
395
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:09,242
I've waited for you
my whole life.
396
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,644
We all have.
397
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,146
Could I ask you a favor?
398
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,547
Anything.
399
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:18,684
When you finally talk
to your father,
400
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:22,355
could you maybe put in
a good word for me?
401
00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,257
When I get to Hell,
402
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:27,060
I want to be
in the lowest circle.
403
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,661
Circle?
404
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,063
However it's structured,
405
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,766
I want to be in the worst part.
406
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,567
Or the best part.
407
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,371
I want to burn
in blistering fire
408
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:41,707
for all eternity in service.
409
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,744
I'll see what I can do.
410
00:25:44,778 --> 00:25:47,213
-Okay?
-(giggles): Okay.
411
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,951
Hail Satan!
412
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,553
(chuckling)
413
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,705
(grunts, sniffs)
414
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,707
Tell me
that wasn't the last of it.
415
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,976
I ordered more, bruh.
How you coming?
416
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,812
Almost done.
417
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,614
Okay.
418
00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:23,649
Let's try it.
419
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:28,654
(whirring)
420
00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,827
(both chuckling)
421
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,662
Holy shit, that's way better.
What'd you do?
422
00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,664
Eh, I tweaked the feedback
sensors on the finger joints
423
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:40,233
and gave the lateral servos
a flush.
424
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,001
The next auto-update,
all our Tiffany and Bambi users
425
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,170
are going to be very happy.
426
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:46,806
Fuck yeah, bro. I'm pitching
a tent just looking at that.
427
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,641
Mm.
428
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:50,776
-JEFF: Oh, shit!
-MUTT: Whoa, whoa!
429
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,345
-Oh!
-Oh, oh! Well,
430
00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:55,181
5,000 of our clients
just got their dicks ripped off.
431
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,616
-(laughs) It's okay, it's okay.
-(laughs)
432
00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:59,285
-I know what the problem is.
-Yeah, I know
433
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,287
what my problem is--
I need another fix.
434
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,823
Hey, babe, we're spiraling here.
435
00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:05,291
Do you have an ETA?
436
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:06,926
Babe? Babe?
437
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,694
Babe?
438
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:11,030
VENABLE:
It's just arriving now.
439
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,867
Terribly sorry for the delay.
440
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,835
I'm so sorry, Ms. Venable.
441
00:27:15,869 --> 00:27:18,304
There was a bad accident
on the 101.
442
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,107
Not as bad as the accident
that brought you into the world,
443
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,441
I'm sure.
444
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,510
I got back as fast as I could.
445
00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:26,712
You don't have
to insult me again.
446
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:29,115
I certainly don't have to.
447
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:34,888
But why deny myself one
of life's simple pleasures?
448
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:37,656
Now set that down
449
00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:42,328
and summon all your brain cells
to clear your desk.
450
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:47,901
Y-You can't treat people
like this.
451
00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:49,903
I'm gonna report you to HR.
452
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:54,307
I am HR, bitch.
453
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,843
And everything else that matters
around here, too.
454
00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:03,182
Now, do me a favor and get
the fuck out of my sight.
455
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:21,067
("The Morning After"
by Maureen McGovern playing)
456
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,868
MUTT:
Dude, this easy listening music
457
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,537
you're always playing
is not helping.
458
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,272
How many times do I have
to tell you,
459
00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:28,341
don't knock the playlist,
the playlist is everything.
460
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,911
Light rock is soothing for me;
it is calming, it is focusing.
461
00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:34,948
Other than cocaine,
it is my cocaine.
462
00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,116
Ah. Yes.
463
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,953
Oh, babe, you're a lifesaver.
464
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:41,587
Hey, I was working.
465
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:44,757
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
466
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,592
I forgot.
467
00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:50,863
* Oh, can't you see
the morning after? *
468
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,731
MUTT:
Ha-ha.
469
00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,705
-Easy.
-(Mutt and Jeff snorting)
470
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,906
CALL GIRL:
How do you guys not OD?
471
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,742
Oh... hell if I know.
472
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:06,412
-Devil of a mystery. (chuckles)
-VENABLE: The package
473
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:09,315
of dog feces is on its way
to Mr. Zuckerberg's estate--
474
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,984
fourth-class mail, of course.
475
00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:13,819
Rihanna's people called--
she'll be available all weekend,
476
00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,821
and I've already purchased
the island.
477
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:18,557
-Oh, nice.
-Yes. Ms. Venable.
478
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,626
What would our lives be
without you?
479
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,761
Oh, I just can't imagine.
480
00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:24,897
(snorts) A lot less purple.
481
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,932
Yeah, purple's Ms. Venable's
thing.
482
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,135
Just as self-abasement is yours.
483
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,769
(Jeff and Mutt laugh)
484
00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,272
-(whistles)
-(laughs)
485
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:36,109
JEFF:
Zinger. Yeah.
486
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:38,077
VENABLE:
Lastly, the front desk
487
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:40,679
says there's a gentleman here
to see you.
488
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,751
Apparently he claims
to have arranged this meeting
489
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,753
-with you himself.
-Uh, yeah.
490
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:51,024
If you could let him in
the private elevator, please?
491
00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:54,027
(snorting)
492
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,828
VENABLE:
Certainly.
493
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:06,305
Don't ever call me "babe."
494
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:15,814
(scoffs) Sometimes, I swear,
she hates our guts.
495
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,917
(elevator bell rings)
496
00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,096
(lock beeps, latch clicks)
497
00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,241
Dude.
498
00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:44,710
What's up?
499
00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:46,979
Come on in. (chuckles)
Dying to meet you.
500
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,048
Yeah, Madelyn's really
been talking you up.
501
00:30:49,082 --> 00:30:52,851
-That lady is whacked, right?
-(both chuckle)
502
00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:56,255
But she seems totally convinced
that you're The One.
503
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,591
No offense, but I thought you'd
be a little bit more jacked.
504
00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:00,426
Like, I was picturing you
totally ripped, like The--
505
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,928
like The Rock when he was,
you know, The Rock.
506
00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:04,597
Yeah, that's, like,
stereotypical, dude.
507
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:08,401
-What do you mean?
-Yeah, that's not cool.
508
00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:10,069
Uh, what's your name again?
509
00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:12,105
Michael.
510
00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:15,274
-Langdon.
-Michael Langdon.
511
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,343
I mean, got to admit, that's
a little weak, right? (chuckles)
512
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,078
JEFF (chuckles):
Yeah.
513
00:31:19,112 --> 00:31:20,846
Shouldn't you be like Beelzebub
or some shit like that?
514
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,014
(Jeff and Mutt laugh)
515
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,417
-Old Scratch?
-(laughing)
516
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,619
-Oh, dude, dude, dude.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
517
00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,053
-Wait. No, no, Dude. Dude.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ho.
518
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,255
-Dude, dude. No, no, no.
-Ho.
519
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,056
No, no, no.
Uh, we-we-we believe you.
520
00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,192
It-- you know, I thought I'd be,
like, pissing my pants
521
00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:36,028
or something, and...
522
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:38,097
I am dry as the Sahara, bro.
523
00:31:38,131 --> 00:31:40,065
JEFF: Yeah. You got to look
at it from our shoes here.
524
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:42,868
I mean, how do we know
you're the Antichrist?
525
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,737
Yeah, how do we know?
526
00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:03,889
Yeah, I mean, that's cool,
527
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,091
but it's just a tattoo
on your scalp.
528
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,927
No. It's true.
I can feel the darkness.
529
00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:11,197
It's making me sick
and it's coming from him.
530
00:32:15,201 --> 00:32:17,102
-Oh, shit!
-Holy shit!
531
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,776
-(gasps)
-(pants)
532
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,178
-Hail Satan.
-Hail Satan.
533
00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:27,780
JEFF AND MUTT:
Hail Satan.
534
00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:30,683
-Hail Satan.
-Satan, hail. Satan, hail.
535
00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,485
Dude, we owe everything
to your old man. Do you know
536
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,520
how much time we wasted doing
the Silicon Valley grind
537
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,356
-before we found our faith?
-For years we worked 20 hours
538
00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,325
a day in R&D for a company
whose nondisclosure agreements
539
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:40,593
prevent us
from mentioning by name.
540
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,927
But did Elon give us any credit?
541
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,196
Any opportunity for advancement?
542
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,264
-No!
-No! The fix is in, man.
543
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,200
The world is run by prep school
failsons and Russian oligarchs.
544
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:48,934
Everyone else just slaves away
545
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,203
trying to make
these rich assholes richer.
546
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,537
-Fuck that shit.
-Fuck it.
547
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,138
-Fuck it.
-Fuck it.
548
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,607
Why put in the work when there's
no reward, right?
549
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,275
And then we learned the secret.
550
00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:58,010
The politicians,
the billionaires, the elite--
551
00:32:58,043 --> 00:33:00,145
they all made a deal to work
in his service.
552
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:01,780
-My dad.
-MUTT (chuckles): Exactly.
553
00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:03,216
That's when we took
the plunge, too.
554
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,318
Sold our souls. Did the whole
Black Mass thing.
555
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:07,453
Now, we own
a robotics company worth...
556
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:10,155
BOTH:
Billions.
557
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:12,225
We inhale booger sugar
like it's fucking oxygen,
558
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:15,127
and we bang Victoria's Secret
models every Tuesday.
559
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,662
Fuck yeah.
560
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,064
Thursdays we get Ryan Reynolds.
561
00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:22,235
MUTT: The point is, it would be
an honor to play even
562
00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,203
a small role in bringing
the cosmic skid mark
563
00:33:24,237 --> 00:33:26,339
that is Planet Earth
to a fiery end.
564
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,341
JEFF:
We are your servants, Michael.
565
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,376
Now and forever.
566
00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:33,646
How can we help, even
in the most microscopic of ways?
567
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,014
I lost someone very dear to me.
568
00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:38,217
My one true ally.
569
00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:41,287
You want to help?
Bring her back.
570
00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:55,167
You came to the right place.
571
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,204
Our AI tech makes HAL 9000
look like a fucking abacus.
572
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:00,706
We can whip you up
573
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,708
a new right-hand lickety-split,
player.
574
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,076
You can?
575
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:05,278
Tell us about her.
576
00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,280
Everything you can remember.
577
00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:12,251
(snorting)
578
00:34:12,285 --> 00:34:16,422
(sighs) No.
We owe him more than this.
579
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:20,092
She's gonna be identical,
down to her final pube.
580
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,794
No, it's not good enough, bro.
581
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,729
Not when your client is
the spawn of Satan.
582
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,097
Think.
583
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:26,932
-I'm thinking!
-Think harder!
584
00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:29,034
-I'm thinking!
-Think faster!
585
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,270
(panting)
586
00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:34,106
We need to make her Mossad.
587
00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:36,442
-Yeah!
-Mossad!
588
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:37,910
JEFF:
Mossad!
589
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,279
(machinery whirring)
590
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:50,356
(whirring, beeping)
591
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:13,479
MUTT:
240 terabytes of memory,
592
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:16,915
over 11,000 processor cores.
593
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,652
She could crush Watson at
Jeopardy! and kick the asses
594
00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:22,655
-of every roided actor in
the Expendables franchise.
-(Jeff chuckles)
595
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,423
She's amazing.
596
00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:27,125
Why is she so cold?
597
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,962
Oh, that'll change with the flip
of her "on" switch.
598
00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:32,365
She's got a nanowire-based
lithium ion battery.
599
00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:34,166
Basically the Energizer Bunny's
wet dream.
600
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:37,436
We fire her up,
she goes on forever.
601
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:40,205
MUTT: Just don't tell her
she's a biomechanical humanoid.
602
00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:42,107
At least not at first.
603
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,677
It'll send her into the mother
of all existential crises.
604
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,279
She could end up killing
herself, maybe others.
605
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:49,548
Seriously, I've seen it happen.
606
00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:53,018
-Not worth the headache.
-(Mutt and Jeff chuckle)
607
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,389
And now...
608
00:35:56,422 --> 00:36:01,126
Kineros Robotics proudly
presents...
609
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:05,864
the Battle-Ax-- Miriam Mead 2.0.
610
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:11,804
Now, don't expect her to be
her old self right away.
611
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,972
It's gonna take her time.
612
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:15,641
She needs to learn from you.
613
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,476
Build a rapport.
614
00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:19,678
Like any relationship.
615
00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:47,440
How I've missed you, Michael.
616
00:36:49,442 --> 00:36:51,477
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