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[electronic beeping]
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[beeping continues]
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[judge]
Cheryl Mason, you are hereby demoted...
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[Cheryl] I used to work on an elite
delinquent acquisition task force.
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[judge] ...for the rogue use
of unsanctioned technology...
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[Cheryl] But after being betrayed,
I was demoted...
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- You're crazy!
- [Schneider] I am not crazy!
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[judge]
...leading to the disappearance
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of asset Amelia Earhart.
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[Andy] Are you still on that case
with those two teen girls?
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[Cheryl]
...to the Juvenile Department to rot.
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- [echoing] To rot... To rot... To rot...
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
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- [laughter]
- Really?
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Okay, well, not if I see you first!
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- [laughter continues]
- [graphics beep]
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I'm gonna hold you to that, Nancy!
Oh, my God...
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Oh! Hey, office buddy.
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Oh, it's Simon from Delinquent
Processing's 170th birthday.
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There's cake!
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Gluten-free.
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- [♪ elevator music playing]
- [sighs] Mm...
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You know, Cher-bear,
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it wouldn't kill you to make some friends
with people at the office.
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Other than me, of course.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- I didn't get to where I am today
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by making friends.
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- [♪ music stops abruptly]
- I mean... yeah.
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Yeah.
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- [beeping]
- [computer] Anomaly detected.
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[Andy] Are you sure you wouldn't like me
to take over that case for you?
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We could do a swapsies!
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I really don't mind.
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[beep, whoosh]
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- [♪ music stops abruptly]
- [slurping]
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[stops slurping, gulps]
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[clicks tongue, sighs]
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- [school bell ringing]
- [Schneider] Why am I not surprised
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to hear that you've caused
yet another anomaly?
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Um, because it's our signature move?
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- [laughs]
- [scoffs] Like--
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Do you have any idea how many Schneiders
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have been turned into sea cucumbers now?
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Forty-three.
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Not to mention all the ones who've
been gravely injured, thanks to you.
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Just look at Pig Latin Schneider.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [groaning]
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The rules of his universe
were quite simple. Speak Pig Latin.
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We didn't have any
problems with the Pig Latin.
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Yeah! It was the dark undercurrent
of misogyny that we bumped on.
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Yeah, I mean, seriously,
in what world does speaking Pig Latin
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and hunting women for sport go together?
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[Schneiders]
This one!
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[Shakespearean Schneider]
We simply cannot go on like this.
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Knowing you has become
a plague on all our houses.
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- [Schneiders murmur agreement]
- Oh, come on. That's our thing!
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You tell us to blend in, we say yes,
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and then don't,
for very legitimate reasons.
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- [Schneiders groan]
- Havoc ensues.
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You fix the portal,
and then you know what?
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In the end, we're all better for it.
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Yep. It's the basis of our friendship.
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Let's get one thing straight.
You are not our friends.
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You are our burden. Unless you think
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we like having our lives ruined
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by two inconsiderate, ignorant,
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insubordinate teenagers.
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[whirring]
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This is why we Schneiders feel
it might be best for everyone
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if we just turn you in.
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- Turn us in?
- Oh, oh, really?
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Okay. You all, you all feel that way?
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[Schneiders murmur agreement]
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Thanks to your interference
in that weird oranges world,
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Cheryl already knows of our involvement.
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But, if we comply with MOM,
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they might be more lenient with us.
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- You know, I'm gonna say something.
- Go ahead. Yeah, say it.
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When we first met you,
we thought you were kind of a butthead.
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- [gasping]
- But as we got to know you,
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we were like, "Hmm,
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- maybe there's more to him."
- Mm-hmm.
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And it turns out,
our intuition was right, as usual.
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Yep. You're just a big butthead.
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A big [bleep] butthead.
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[indignant gasps]
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That's the smartest thing
I've ever heard you say.
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[electricity zaps]
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- Eryl-che, I-I--
- [Cheryl] Save it.
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So this is how you figured it out,
Stephen.
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Found a way to communicate
with your other selves
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across the multiverse. [laughs]
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I don't think that's
ever been done before.
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It actually hasn't, so...
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[Cheryl]
It wasn't a compliment.
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This was the final piece
of evidence I needed
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to solidify my case against you.
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And once I finally rid the multiverse
of Davey and Jonesie's chaos,
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I can convince MOM
that de-syncing you wasn't enough.
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Anything for a promotion, right, Cheryl?
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[♪ intense music playing]
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[♪ intense crescendo]
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Okay, seriously, what is
the backstory between you two?
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Nothing but ancient history.
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- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [mouthing]
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- Ah! [grunts]
- [body thuds]
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I don't like Mark in this universe.
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Um... yeah.
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- [Davey and Jonesie yelling]
- [Cheryl growling]
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Stephen... Stephen!
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- Is it working?
- How am I supposed to know?
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I'm just mashing all the buttons!
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- [♪ exciting music playing]
- Come on, come on!
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- [beeping, whirring]
- [Davey] Okay! Okay! Yeah!
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- Yes, yes, yes, yes. After you, madame.
- Thank you.
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[whirring]
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- [electricity buzzes]
- [both] Huh?
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- [beeping, whooshing]
- [♪ intense music playing]
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[whirring]
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[whirring]
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[screaming]
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- [whoosh, door slams]
- [panting]
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[electricity buzzes]
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[crackling]
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Do you think that it's a problem
that I went through with this thing?
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Yeah, probably. But I'm sure this world's
Schneider will be happy to tell us why.
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- Okay--
- Can you believe those guys?
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No! Like, I knew he was low-key the worst,
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but I didn't think he was actually like--
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- [Davey] Like the worst?
- [Jonesie] Yeah.
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It's like, how are we ever
supposed to trust him now?
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I don't know, but I'll tell you something.
I'd be happy
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- if I never saw another Schneider again.
- [door shuts]
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- [♪ creepy piano music playing]
- [students giggling]
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[both]
No.
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[♪ "Hurdy Gurdy Man" by Sir Jude playing]
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♪ Songs of love ♪
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Happy Schneider Day, friends!
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♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy,
hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪
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♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy,
hurdy gurdy gurdy" he... ♪
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- [sheep bleating]
- We're in hell.
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Do you hear sheep? I hear sheep.
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[Jonesie muttering]
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Is that Davey and Jonesie 6689?
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Welcome to my paradise.
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- [♪ song ends]
- [bell dings]
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[whispers]
What universe are we in? Also,
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- why is that you?
- [Schneider] Oh,
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you don't need to lower your voice here.
I don't hide anything from my friends.
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But, aren't you worried
that you're gonna cause--
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An anomaly? [laughs] No.
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We don't worry about
such trivial things here.
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Walk with me and all will be revealed.
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By me. As in, I will tell you.
Yeah. That made sense, right?
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[♪ "Hurdy Gurdy Man" by Sir Jude restarts]
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When I was de-synced, a version of me
was sent to this world. What's up, Ulrich?
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But it was very simple. It was basic.
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It was agrarian.
It was riddled with plague.
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It was basically medieval.
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A medieval school,
but in a modern city--
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- I wouldn't overthink it. Yep.
- Okay.
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[Schneider]
So I tried to blend in, you know,
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didn't wanna cause an anomaly,
even though there wasn't even really
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any science here to speak of.
You know, the only classes
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were butter churning
and sheep shearing and witch spotting.
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It's a very superstitious people.
What's up, Prudence? Get it, girl!
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But, one day, I was on a call
with the other Schneiders,
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and you know what that looks like...
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A big hologram, right?
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So another teacher walks in,
sees me doing this, freaks out.
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She thinks I'm doing black magic,
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and I might've said that, uh, I was a god.
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[♪ angelic choir vocalizing]
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- A god?
- [Schneider] I didn't say god.
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I said "man from the sky,"
and we just kinda went with it, so...
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They've been worshiping me
adoringly ever since.
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But, you know,
I've rewarded them handsomely
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with things like, uh,
modern medicine
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and electricity
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and indoor plumbing, those kinda things.
Ah, ah! O'Sullivan!
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Remember we talked about
the fundamentals of hygiene?
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Come on. There we go.
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- Attaboy, kiddo.
- [Jonesie] Okay, that's disgusting.
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- I'm okay. Thank you.
- Uh, um, so it's just, like,
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how are you not getting caught?
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Do you know what I mean?
Shouldn't MOM be all over you or...?
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Yeah, isn't this like Anomaly City?
If Anomaly City
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was a medieval town.
I-In a school.
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That's very astute girls.
I-It's a great grasp of multiversal law.
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See, before the teacher who spotted me
could tell anyone,
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I built a signal jammer,
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which takes us off MOM's radar completely.
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We're totally undetectable here.
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In fact, the only reason
that you were even able to get here
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is because of that.
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Going through a portal
with a portal device
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must've caused an energy burst so powerful
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that it temporarily rejuvenated
my previously decommissioned pathway--
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[laughs] Listen to me!
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I must sound so boring right now.
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You know, science, right?
Bit of a snooze.
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- Yeah! Yeah.
- Okay, so, no offense,
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but how are you this, like, nice and cool?
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Because in every other universe,
you've been--
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Oh, like an arrogant,
self-centered misanthrope
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who wouldn't know a good time
if it bit him on the ass?
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- Yes.
- Took the words right in my mouth. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's a bummer. But I gotta say,
it's not a surprise, you know?
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Because I have listened in
on some of these Schneider calls,
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and, uh, only a very sad man
wouldn't be totally enamored
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with the hilarious hijinks
you two have been up to.
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Right? Finally, someone said it!
Other than me a million times.
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- Duh! [laughs]
- Listen,
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why don't you spend the day
as my personal guests.
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I have been dying to hang with
the infamous Davey and Jonesie of 6689.
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Let's kick it, shall we?
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[laughs] Okay, I know we say this
a lot, but are we dead?
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- [laughs]
- Yeah. I mean, oh yeah. Actually, yeah.
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We're busy. Not! Like, yes! Let's kick it.
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- [laughing]
- [Jonesie] And he loves it!
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Okay, check this out.
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- Okay.
- Okay. I wanna make a candle.
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[♪ "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo / Let the
Happiness Begin" by Lighthouse playing]
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♪ Let the tidings of joy
touch your righteous hand ♪
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Yes!
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- Oh, no.
- [Davey] Oh, my God!
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- [laughing] Oh, no!
- [Jonesie] What?!
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- How'd that even happen?!
- Boo! No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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That is so funny!
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- [♪ song continues]
- [students cheering]
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[cheering]
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♪ Who says you're waiting
for another time ♪
234
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- I think it's ready. Yeah.
- Almost done? Okay.
235
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,096
- [Schneider] Yep.
- Ooh...
236
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,723
- Butter!
- [Jonesie] Mm.
237
00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,308
[all]
Mm.
238
00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,268
Ooh. La crema.
239
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,436
[laughs]
240
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:06,273
- [♪ indistinct singing]
- [students laugh]
241
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,442
- [Davey] I could do this forever.
- [Jonesie] I know!
242
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,360
[Davey]
I'm not even getting dizzy.
243
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,279
- To us! [laughs]
- [Davey and Jonesie] To us!
244
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,822
[Davey]
Hear, hear!
245
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,324
[laughter, sighing]
246
00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,492
- Please, help yourselves.
- You spoil us.
247
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,703
- We just bite into it?
- [all chewing]
248
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,914
- Mm!
- [Schneider] Mm.
249
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,916
And I said, "No, that's penicillin!"
250
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,834
[laughter]
251
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,586
Yeah, i-is this thing on?
252
00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,962
[laughter, sighing]
253
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,423
[Schneider]
That's excellent work, Sierra. Thank you.
254
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,926
Oh, thank you,
255
00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,386
- oh Great One! [giggles]
- [Schneider] [laughs] Alright.
256
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,721
- [Jonesie laughs]
- [Schneider sighs]
257
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,474
I have not had that much fun with a friend
258
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,518
since my MOM days, you know?
259
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:45,020
The people here are cool and all,
absolutely, don't get me wrong,
260
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,897
but they don't have your sense of humor.
261
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,690
- Or your grasp of toilets.
- [Jonesie laughs]
262
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,151
I know. I have to admit,
today was actually really fun.
263
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,778
Yeah, man! Like, you're cool!
264
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,239
None of the other Schneiders
wanna hang out with us.
265
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,157
- They wanted to turn us in.
- [Schneider] What?
266
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,992
- [Jonesie] Yeah.
- Bunch of [bleep] buttheads.
267
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,245
- [Davey] That's exactly what I said! Yep.
- Thank you!
268
00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:04,790
And, yeah, there are some
undeniable cult-like vibes here,
269
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:08,585
but, you know, everyone seems to be
genuinely happy. Even Sierra, our, um,
270
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,797
- our table.
- [Schneider] Oh, they are. They are.
271
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,298
And you'll be, too, once you settle in.
272
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,384
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Wait, what?
273
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,428
Oh, did I forget to mention?
274
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,932
[♪ dissonant music playing]
275
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,934
You get to stay in my paradise forever!
276
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,978
Yay! Anyways, come on.
277
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,437
Come on.
278
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,273
[♪ soft music playing]
279
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,024
[butter churn squishing]
280
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,485
[Davey] Not that we're not
overjoyed to be stuck here,
281
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,028
but why?
282
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,405
Well, I can't have you running off
283
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,448
and blabbing to
the other Schneiders about me.
284
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,492
You see, I'm not just
hidden from MOM here.
285
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,869
I'm hidden from me.
286
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,996
I'm a drag, man, you know?
287
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,289
Stuck in the past,
288
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,957
embittered, alone.
289
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,877
Whereas here,
I've been able to get past all that.
290
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,837
I have a healthy state of mind.
291
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,464
- I have healthy friendships.
- Okay, and by friendships,
292
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,216
do you mean people who never question you
293
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,552
because you convinced them
that you're a straight-up god?
294
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:02,014
[sighs] Tomato, yes.
I mean, girls, you said it yourself.
295
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,725
The other Schneiders--
hey-- are the absolute pits,
296
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:08,145
and I have no interest in regressing
by re-syncing with them
297
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,147
because I... How you doing?
298
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:13,233
...am a new and beautiful Schneider.
299
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,403
I'm relaxed and enlightened,
and I'm 100% well-adjusted.
300
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,656
[♪ music stops]
301
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,117
Ab... solutely.
302
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,204
- But, there's--
- Ooh, don't like that word though.
303
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,372
- Uh, b--
- Oh, there it is again.
304
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,999
- Yeah, but it's just that there--
- Enough.
305
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,793
You're never leaving,
so don't ask again, okay?
306
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,129
Jeez, I thought we were friends, guys.
307
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:36,715
Friends don't leave, question,
or disagree with friends.
308
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,883
Right, Prudence?
309
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,719
- That's my girl.
- [♪ creepy music playing]
310
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,931
Right! Right on. Yes. R...
311
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,142
- Oh! Absolutely.
- I just-- And you've convinced us.
312
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,062
[both]
We love it here!
313
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,940
What? This place is awesome,
and I love it, please!
314
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,651
I wanna stay here,
and I wanna eat all those carrots.
315
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,946
Um, which is why we are actually
just gonna take a quick private sec
316
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,281
to say goodbye to
our old, gross, awful lives
317
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,784
- that we don't wanna live anymore.
- And then, we're gonna come right back,
318
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,495
and we're gonna do
a whole lot of this stuff.
319
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,413
Alright, do you. But hurry back.
320
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,208
- I got more righteous hangs planned.
- [Jonesie] Oh, can't wait.
321
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,086
Okay, so we may have overestimated
how cool this Schneider is.
322
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,004
Oh, big time.
But who knew that treating
323
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,048
an ego-driven genius
like an unquestioned deity
324
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,592
would actually make him much worse?
325
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,885
And I heard it. Yep. I heard.
326
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,388
[Davey] I mean, if the other Schneiders
knew that we were trapped here,
327
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,806
then they'd have to come help us, right?
328
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,267
Yes, and they would get us home
if only so that they can use the portal
329
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:31,353
for their own selfish reasons but that's
assuming that they don't turn us in first.
330
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,897
[sighs] I can't believe I actually
miss them right now.
331
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:37,943
How are we gonna manipulate this Schneider
into turning on his hologram thing?
332
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,237
[students] [chant]
All hail Schneider.
333
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:44,074
- All hail Schneider. All hail Schneider.
- [♪ creepy music playing]
334
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:47,452
- Asked and answered.
- This one's gonna hurt.
335
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,080
[♪ upbeat '60s pop playing]
336
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,042
[enthusiastic laughter]
337
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,961
If the other Schneiders
could see us right now,
338
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,130
they would be so jealous, right?
339
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,423
[Davey laughs]
340
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:02,968
- [crowd cheering]
- Totally! This world rules! And so do you!
341
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:06,138
You have, like, the best aura
of all the Schneiders that I've ever met!
342
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:09,266
And I think that it's
because you're so, uh...
343
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,019
- Enlightened?
- Yes!
344
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,021
Took the word right outta my mouth.
345
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:18,233
- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ music continues]
346
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,736
It's too bad the other Schneiders
can't see what you've built.
347
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,863
Oh, they could learn a lot
348
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,616
from how disturbingly
well-adjusted you are. [laughs]
349
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,159
You know what?
350
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,785
You make a good point.
351
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,662
To the lab.
352
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,956
♪
353
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,628
- [keys jingle]
- [door unlocks]
354
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,838
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [sighs]
355
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,131
Bit of a dump. [laughs]
356
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,133
- [forced laugh]
- Alright.
357
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,302
[beeping, whirring down]
358
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,763
That must be the jammer device
that stops this world from being detected.
359
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,848
[Schneider]
Oh, see here. [humming]
360
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,059
What do we have? Holopen. Let-- Oh.
361
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,019
- Here's one.
- [♪ dramatic sting]
362
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,771
- Hm. [laughs]
- See if it works. [blows]
363
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,272
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
- [electricity zaps]
364
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,608
- Ah, here we go.
- You two!
365
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,611
Well, we can call off the search.
366
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:06,114
Davey and Jonesie are in universe... 9999?
367
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,866
Sheep Boy Schneider?
368
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,160
[Schneiders laugh]
369
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,913
We haven't heard from you
in many a fortnight.
370
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,457
No, I've really missed your
delightful nickname for me,
371
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,751
but I've actually had
much bigger fish to fry,
372
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,170
like pulling a whole civilization
out of the Dark Ages.
373
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,338
Might wanna try it sometime.
374
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,589
Hmm. Good one.
375
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,132
Okay, so what's the story here, Sheep Boy?
376
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,676
You need help sending Davey and Jonesie
377
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,553
to their next universe, or what?
378
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,180
Oh no. They would much
rather stay here with me.
379
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,306
Wouldn't you, girls?
380
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,809
- Yep.
- Yes. Oh, my God, yes.
381
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,311
You know why?
Because you're damaged goods, man.
382
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,398
- [Schneiders grumble]
- You are totally washed up.
383
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,441
You're unable to embrace the now.
384
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,444
Whereas, I have completely
transcended all of that
385
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,072
- and am 100% well-adjusted, right, girls?
- [Schneiders mutter]
386
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,323
- Yeah.
- Yep.
387
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,908
And they've taught me a couple of things.
388
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,912
The most important being that
I am the superior Schneider.
389
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,665
- You'll never be on my level, guys.
- [Schneiders grumble]
390
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,625
That's hardly a tragedy, babe.
391
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,086
[Schneider]
And why, instead of letting you re-sync,
392
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,963
I'm gonna build a new device
393
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,507
and purge the multiverse
of your inferiority
394
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,926
by killing you all and becoming
the one true Schneider.
395
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,511
- Dead!
- [gasps]
396
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,013
- Fie!
- [growls]
397
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,265
- Wait, what?
- Don't be modest, girls.
398
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,475
It was basically your idea.
Anyway, later, losers.
399
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,644
- [electricity zaps]
- Okay.
400
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,231
[Schneider]
Alright, so what should we do now?
401
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,609
Shear some sheep? I know it's playing
into the nickname a little bit,
402
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:24,735
but it's actually kinda fun.
403
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:28,197
How can you just kill
all the other versions of yourself?!
404
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:30,782
Oh, easily.
405
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:34,077
They might be selfish...
and rude... and weird...
406
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,830
and, uh, not that friendly...
407
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,624
- and, uh, bad at communicating...
- Find the point.
408
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,417
...okay, b-but they're you!
409
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,669
And you can't just do murder!
410
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:47,216
Of course, I can. I mean,
how do you think I stopped that teacher
411
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,635
from telling everyone about me
before I could build the jammer?
412
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,303
- [♪ scary music playing]
- [both gasp]
413
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,554
You're crazy!
414
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,431
No, I am not crazy!
415
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,558
I'm not crazy.
416
00:16:56,558 --> 00:17:00,270
I'm starting to think maybe you two
are the ones who need enlightening.
417
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:04,233
Keep them out of my lab.
I'm gonna be very busy in here.
418
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,734
And I don't mean to be vague.
419
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,028
I'm gonna be busy building
the Schneider-killing device.
420
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,614
- Yes, obviously.
- Th-That's totally what we thought.
421
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,782
Okay. Sometimes, it's...
422
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:14,576
In case you didn't know. Good.
Take them away.
423
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,121
[♪ scary music playing]
424
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,543
No one calls me crazy.
425
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,586
- [whoosh]
- [Andy] Oh!
426
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,463
- [sighs]
- Hey there, office buddy.
427
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,632
Oh. No luck again, eh?
428
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,467
What happened?
429
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,845
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [screaming]
430
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,266
I was temporarily detained.
431
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:40,227
[Andy] Well, your screen was going cuckoo
while you were gone,
432
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,688
so those girls must have caused
quite a stir somewhere.
433
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:45,774
[♪ exciting music playing]
434
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,445
[beeping]
435
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,697
[Cheryl]
Where were the anomalies?
436
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,615
Did you write down the universe?
437
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,868
No, sorry.
438
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,537
You were just so adamant
that you didn't want any help
439
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,330
that I didn't wanna overstep.
440
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,499
- [sighs]
- Why is that, by the way?
441
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,376
I feel like there's some
very specific backstory
442
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,919
you never wanna talk about.
443
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,212
[computer beeping]
444
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,590
[sighs] The girl's got baggage.
445
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:12,050
- [♪ soft creepy music playing]
- [rustling]
446
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,094
Once you finish stuffing
the straw effigies,
447
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,054
you can start carving the stone effigies.
448
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,598
If there's one thing we need more of,
449
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:20,851
it's effigies of our benevolent leader
for Schneider Day. [giggles]
450
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,437
[♪ creepy music builds]
451
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,441
Is every day Schneider Day?
452
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,109
Yes. Yeah.
453
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,694
That checks out.
454
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,906
Can't believe that we're stuck
with a Schneider
455
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,574
that's so much worse than all the others.
456
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:38,327
I know. At least the other Schneiders
had the decency to suck up front.
457
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,413
I mean, they did have their good moments.
458
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,874
[♪ upbeat nostalgic music playing]
459
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,543
[echoing indistinct chatter]
460
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,296
[singing]
♪ You say orange, and I say orange ♪
461
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,380
♪ And I say orange ♪
462
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,383
[screaming]
463
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,510
Aw...
464
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,515
- [screaming]
- [♪ music fades out]
465
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,391
God, I love those sloppy little guys.
466
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,185
We have to save our Schneiders.
467
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,895
But how are we gonna
take out this Schneider
468
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,104
to save the other Schneiders?
469
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,899
We just need the one person
that hates Schneider
470
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,944
more than he hates
himself-slash-she hates us.
471
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:16,615
You're saying we intentionally cause
an anomaly to bring Cheryl here
472
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,283
- to save the Schneiders.
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,703
That is a reckless twist
on our classic formula,
474
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,122
- and I love it.
- Okay.
475
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,667
We just need a diversion big enough
to keep Schneider out of the lab
476
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,836
- so that we can turn off the jammer.
- Mm.
477
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:34,508
- [screaming]
- [animal squeaking]
478
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:38,637
- A rat bit me!
- [all gasp]
479
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,763
You know what that means?
480
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,099
A tetanus shot?
481
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,268
He needs to be sacrificed at dawn.
482
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:45,769
[♪ dramatic music playing]
483
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,355
Tough, but fair.
484
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:53,277
Schneider was right.
They're extremely superstitious here.
485
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,238
Which might work to our advantage.
486
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,116
- Witch hunt?
- Let's go.
487
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,119
[♪ exciting music playing]
488
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,080
- [device beeping, whirring]
- [Schneider laughs softly]
489
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,250
- Nailed it. You're welcome, multiverse.
- [muffled crowd yelling]
490
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,752
[Jonesie]
He's here in his secret sorcery lab!
491
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,964
- [all] Kill the witch! Kill the witch!
- Schneider's a witch!
492
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:15,215
He tricked us with his sky magic!
493
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:19,178
- [screaming]
- [ripping fabric]
494
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,513
[♪ music stops]
495
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,348
[panting]
496
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,893
Alright. You think this little stunt
is gonna dethrone me
497
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,645
and save the Schneiders,
you got another thing coming.
498
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,939
- My people, ha, ha, I'm no witch.
- [♪ mystical music playing]
499
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,984
I gave you clean water. Right? Yeah?
500
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,402
Took away your dysentery?
Remember that?
501
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,029
[confused murmuring]
502
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:40,324
He took our dysentery!
503
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:42,784
- [♪ exciting music playing]
- Get him!
504
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,537
- [people screaming]
- [Sierra] Kill the witch!
505
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:48,624
[all] [chant]
Kill the witch! Kill the witch!
506
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:52,294
[Davey and Jonesie] [half-hearted]
Kill the witch. Kill the witch. Kill...
507
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,378
Woo!
508
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,506
Once again,
I'm not proud of us for exploiting
509
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:57,799
the inherently sexist
prejudice against witches.
510
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,010
Same. But in this case...
511
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,471
- [both laugh]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
512
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:06,433
Okay, so we're really gonna do this.
513
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,060
Risk getting caught by Cheryl,
514
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,437
spend the rest of our lives
worshiping Schneider--
515
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,105
[fizzling, whirring down]
516
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,691
- That felt so obvious.
- I just felt all the anxiety
517
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,693
- just like leave my body.
- I was like, "Woo! I'm gonna..."
518
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,028
And yeah, I'm gonna do that.
519
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:21,073
- Okay, so did it work?
- Um...
520
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:23,283
- [whoosh]
- Wait, wait, wait!
521
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,993
This Schneider made himself a god,
522
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,703
and he's going to kill
all the other Schneiders.
523
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,456
- You're lying.
- We're not! He's crazy!
524
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,582
[mouthing]
525
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,001
[♪ haunting music playing]
526
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,419
[echoing]
You're crazy!
527
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,171
[echoing]
I am not crazy!
528
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,297
[click]
529
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,802
- [door opens, shuts]
- [♪ music stops]
530
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,555
Seriously, what is their backstory?
531
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,598
I-I don't even wanna start to...
Just find the...
532
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:49,226
- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
- Did they go to the camp together?
533
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:51,895
- [rummaging]
- Okay. Uh, nope. No. No.
534
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,480
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- Found one!
535
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,232
Yes, yes, yes!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
536
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:57,192
- [electricity zaps]
- [sighs, laughs]
537
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:58,485
You two!
538
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,321
- Aww...
- Oh, classic Schneider, "You two!"
539
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,824
Just when I think you've
hit the peak of chaos,
540
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:06,034
you manage to ascend to Olympus itself.
541
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,245
Getting all of us murdered!
I mean, really.
542
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:11,790
- Yeah, and I'm over it again. [laughs]
- Hey, hey, hey! Shut up, shut up. Okay.
543
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:15,752
We actually saved you from yourself,
so, hm, you're welcome.
544
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,504
- [Schneiders murmur]
- Really? How?
545
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,882
Oh, we got all of his worshipers
to go against him.
546
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:21,925
- And then, we sicced Cheryl on him.
- [Schneiders gasp]
547
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:24,052
Wait! Cheryl's there now?
548
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,971
You have to go immediately.
It was hard,
549
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:28,473
and we all had to work together,
which was also hard,
550
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:31,226
but we managed to boot up
the portal for you remotely.
551
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,812
- [♪ heartwarming music playing]
- You did? All of you?
552
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:36,106
But, I thought you were gonna turn us in
553
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,109
because, after all,
you're not our friend, right?
554
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,403
About that. Uh...
555
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,572
I'm sorry for what I said earlier.
556
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,991
We were never really going to turn you in.
557
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:49,161
I spoke a bit harshly.
It's... kinda my thing.
558
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:52,497
Aw. Supervillain Schneider,
559
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,749
we knew that you always loved us.
560
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,709
I absolutely did not say that.
561
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,002
- Okay.
- Mm.
562
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,922
The point is, thank you.
563
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,800
Okay. Well, wh-what are you waiting for?
The okay from your agents?
564
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,093
Go to the locker. Go!
565
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,803
- Copy that. Uh, see you later. Yeah.
- Later!
566
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:11,642
[students] [chanting] Kill the witch!
Kill the witch! Kill the witch!
567
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:14,102
[♪ tense music playing]
568
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,022
[device beeping]
569
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,983
Finally.
570
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,860
- [Cheryl] Nope.
- [gun whirring]
571
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,905
- [♪ tense music playing]
- Cheryl? Cheryl.
572
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:26,990
[sighs]
573
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,244
Guess Davey and Jonesie
turned off my jammer.
574
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:31,870
You know, I'm starting to see
575
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:33,622
why the other Schneiders
are so annoyed with them.
576
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:35,040
They really are agents of chaos.
577
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,838
So what's this? Gonna bring me in
for a few lousy anomalies?
578
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,884
♪
579
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,971
You're mad I'm gonna kill
the Schneiders? [laughs]
580
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,307
I mean, I thought you of
all people would be into that.
581
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:54,852
Unless you...
582
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,565
Cheryl, can we just talk?
583
00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:02,484
[whirring, zapping]
584
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,698
[sighs]
585
00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:10,784
- [♪ action music playing]
- [people screaming]
586
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:14,621
[smashing]
587
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,833
There is no God! [screams]
588
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,463
[locker whirs, slams]
589
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,842
[screaming continues]
590
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:27,968
Ahh--
591
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,263
- [♪ elevator music playing]
- So, lost 'em again, huh?
592
00:24:31,263 --> 00:24:33,140
- [beeping]
- You just can't catch a break.
593
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:34,433
[inhales]
594
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:37,352
Ah well, I hate to add to the load,
595
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,938
but this just came for you from upstairs.
596
00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:43,483
I guess the brass wanna
discuss your job performance
597
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,068
and overall lack of results?
598
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:55,495
[♪ "Nightcore" by
Constant Eeckman playing]
599
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:04,171
[♪ techno music playing]
600
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,697
[♪ techno music stops]
601
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,784
[♪ upbeat music playing]
602
00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,977
- [birds chirping]
- [marble bouncing]
603
00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,061
[kids laugh]
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