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[whirring]
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- [beeping]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
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[♪ music slowing down]
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[beeping]
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[air whooshing]
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[whirring continues]
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[beep]
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- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- [echoing thuds]
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- [light buzzing]
- [deep voice] Are we ready?
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It's showtime.
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- [electricity fizzling]
- [school bell ringing]
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- [hallway chatter]
- Sometimes, I wish we got to pick.
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Okay. Bait taken. What would you pick?
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Something I'm good at.
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Like Dramatic Monologue World
or Shrimp Eating World.
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Yeah, I-I would not argue
with Shrimp Eating World.
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Or a world based on what is,
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objectively, the greatest-written TV show
of all time,
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Glimmerdale.
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[♪ soft music playing]
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[Jonesie] The high school drama series
with so many plot twists,
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it feels like the writing staff
stopped drinking water.
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- Other than you, it's the love of my life.
- Oh, thank you.
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- What would you pick?
- Mm, I don't know.
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Maybe, like,
some kind of dark anime world.
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Ooh, or something with mech suits. Yeah.
What about this? It's like--
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It's like a hard sci-fi world where
we finally learn that our entire existence
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is actually just, like,
a simulated reality
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created by some post-human society
like centuries into the future.
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[♪ unsettling music playing]
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But I would settle for anime mech suits.
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- Cool. And specific.
- Thank you.
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[school bell ringing]
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- [♪ "Lucky Charm" by Heartstreets playing]
- [cheerleader cheering]
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♪ 'Cause you don't know what can happen ♪
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- [can hissing]
- [laughter]
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♪ Don't know ♪
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♪ Why you need
a lucky charm these days... ♪
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[cheerleaders cheering]
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- [♪ eerie music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]
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Letterman jackets.
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- [muffled cheering]
- Cheerleaders cheerleading for no reason.
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Hot background students
visibly in their mid-20s.
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My bish got her wish.
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We're in Glimmerdale!
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♪ One, two, three, four, five,
when I wake up ♪
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♪ Something burning deep inside,
can we make it now? ♪
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- ♪ Can we make it now? ♪
- Abbott.
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Hey, girl.
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- ♪ You got me... ♪
- Hi. Oh, my God!
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- All the blood is rushing to my butt!
- Okay, mazels, mazels on that,
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but is it at all weird to you
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that you got exactly
what you were hoping for after
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- one random conversation about it?
- I can't think about that! Okay?
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This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened in my freaking life!
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- [cheering]
- Okay,
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first, we're gonna go
to the girls' locker room
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because the cheerleaders are
probably having a séance.
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And then, we can go
to the boys' locker room.
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We dramatically split up
a pingle-pongle ring,
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or whatever designer drug
that they've invented this season.
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And then, I'm gonna kiss someone,
with tongue, and it's gonna be--
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- Breathe! Breathe, please.
- Okay.
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- I'm seeing stars. Seeing stars.
- Okay. Okay, yes.
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- [panting]
- No, I understand. Very exciting...
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But, I just want you to think about
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that we've been to some worlds that seemed
like they were gonna be really great,
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- and then they turned out to be...
- Yes, you're right.
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DJ World.
A mega-mixed nightmare!
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- Yes.
- Totally. Completely. Okay.
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We're gonna go find Schneider,
and we're gonna confirm
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that my dreams are coming true, and then,
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- we're gonna strap in.
- Atta girl.
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- Did you see Abbott? I'm gonna pass out.
- Yes. I-I saw.
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♪ This is what we came here for ♪
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♪ I'm calling out 'cause all
the girls and boys want more ♪
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♪ Ain't gon' settle for vanilla ♪
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- ♪ So, can I hear ya ♪
- [fizzling]
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- ♪ We're banging on the walls and floors ♪
- [♪ scary undertone playing]
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Hey, Schneider.
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[whispers]
It's us.
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Okay, so what's the deal
with this... world,
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and why are you actually
prepping for class
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and not freaking out
and working on the portal?
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Thanks for your questions.
Please have a seat.
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Just triple-checking here.
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We are in Glimmerdale world, right?
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Correct. Please have a seat.
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- Yes! I knew it.
- [students chattering]
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[Jonesie]
No issues blending in here, I guess,
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but I cannot believe how chill
this Schneider is about us being here.
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[sighs] Yeah, well,
I think he's just doing it
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for the other kids, you know?
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Plus, we're not gonna cause
an anomaly in this world.
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You are talking to
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the Glimmerdale- Fan-Club-President-
- not-really-actually-but-maybe-but-that--
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- I would love to see your business card.
- [Schneider] Okay.
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Let's get started on chapter three,
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a review of the anatomy of the seahorse.
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Number one, the pectoral fin.
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Okay, so we gotta find out
what our storyline is,
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- and then we blend in easy peasy.
- [lecture continues]
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What up, girls?
The Schrödinger High Clawmen
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keep getting crushed
by the Sludge High Seahorses,
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so you two better have ideas
on how to prank them into the ground.
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Okay, that was, um, oddly phrased.
[laughs]
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Area two, the snout and eye zone
of the seahorse.
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Figured you'd be primed for the job
ever since you pranked the principal
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into revealing she was a ghost last year.
So good.
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So good.
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Right, that storyline. I mean...
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[serious]
very real event that happened.
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Thank you. We will get right on that.
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[normal]
A prank episode? Gosh.
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I was kinda hoping for something like
sexy, supernatural storyline.
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Are prank storylines even a thing?
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Of course, the eye is
the most vulnerable part of the seahorse,
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but watch out for the eye spine.
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[student]
Psst!
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[Schneider]
Area three, the keel or soft underbellies.
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[♪ "My Grandma Says We Have No Future"
by Cari Cari playing]
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♪ 'Cause it's not worth
all the confusion ♪
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- ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
- [mouthing]
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♪ My grandma says we have no future ♪
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Yep. Things are lookin' up.
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And by things, I mean my...
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[♪ song ends]
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And by thing--
I thought you were gonna interrupt me.
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No, I wanted to hear where
the double entendre was going.
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Oh, it wasn't gonna be good.
It was gonna be kinda gross.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- [school bell ringing]
- ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
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- [whistling]
- Wait.
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We have to talk to Schneider.
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Right... What was I thinking?
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Um, something gross?
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- Yeah, it was really gross. Yep.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- W-Where'd he go?
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How did he leave so fast?
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He's probably just on his way
to Faculty Fightclub
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or, uh, having an affair with
a mob boss mom or something.
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Instead of working on the portal?
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Yeah. I mean, we all have
to play our parts in order to blend in.
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Like right now,
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Abbott wants to confess
to me some deep, dark secret.
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♪
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- [hisses]
- [Davey] Oh yeah.
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He is a tortured,
loose-rules vampire for sure.
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Okay. Gotta go deal with this.
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Wouldn't wanna cause an anomaly. Hey.
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- Okay. [sighs] See ya.
- [sighs]
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Hey, can you just hold up?
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If you're gonna do that,
then what am I supposed to do?
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Great Q. [gasps]
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There is that prank thing
that Sierra and Emile--
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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Davey, who's that?
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Oh...
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And that right there is your storyline.
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Straight out of season one.
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A serial killer plaguing the town,
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until one teen journalist
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brings him to justice!
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So, I'm supposed to
take down a serial killer
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while you make out with
a hot maybe-vampire in the stairwell?
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Well, you can't argue with the logic
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of a show with no logic.
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Okay. Good luck, kiddo.
You'll be great.
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- [♪ soft music playing]
- Oh, Abbott!
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[vampire accent] I want to suck your face!
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[static crackles]
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[Neighbors] [on PA] Attention, students.
Principal Neighbors here.
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If anyone has any ideas
on how to really prank
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the Sludge High Seahorses at the Big Game,
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- please come see me in my office.
- [static crackles]
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[♪ "Marble Drape" by Dralms playing]
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[panting, exhales]
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♪ Take me under ♪
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[sighs]
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[soft laugh]
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♪ Love me until I'm finished ♪
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[bashful laugh]
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♪ Dividing... ♪
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Oh, Davey.
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I didn't see you there.
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I've got a problem
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that only you can help me with.
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[gasps] Okay. Yeah.
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Well, let me guess.
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You're one way by day,
and by night, another?
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Constantly at war
with your one true nature,
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always trying to hide the beast within.
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Abbott, you don't have to hide anymore.
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I know that you're...
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[inhales]
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...a vampire.
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- Yes! Yes, that's it!
- I thought you were gonna say it with me.
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- You figured it out.
- [shushing]
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♪
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Your secret's safe with me, okay?
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You can be yourself with me.
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[♪ music building]
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Just a lone teen
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looking for an on-campus serial killer
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because that's whose
responsibility that should be--
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey!
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Hey, stop!
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Stop in the name of... teen journalism!
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God, this show is so dumb. [groans]
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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Okay, Glimmerdale's
usually more funny dumb,
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- not creepy dumb.
- [♪ dissonant sting]
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[♪ dissonant sting]
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[loud slurping]
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That's a no for me.
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[♪ soft music playing]
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- It's just so hard being a vampire.
- [♪ music stops]
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[sighs] I know.
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Especially with this big game coming up.
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Right. Right.
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- [♪ music resumes]
- Hey, wouldn't you rather talk about
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how only my love can save you
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from your incurable blood thirst?
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[shushing]
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There'll be plenty of time for that.
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But first...
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[♪ indistinct vocalizing]
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...any prank ideas?
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- [♪ music fades out]
- [Davey] Hmm?
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- Please, Davey.
- [muttering]
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You're the only one who can save me
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- from the Sludge High Seahorses.
- [♪ soft music restarts]
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Abbott.
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Abbott, Abbott, Abbott. [frustrated laugh]
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You are one tough nut to crack.
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But, it's a good thing that
I'm the right nut cracker
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- to crack that...
- [♪ music builds]
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- [door opens]
- [Jonesie] Dude, we have to talk.
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- [♪ music stops]
- Hi, Abbott.
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[Abbott]
'Sup?
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- [hallway chatter]
- Okay, so, uh, updates.
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Abbott is a vampire,
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and we nearly bonked lips, twice.
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That's great, but, um, I'm just not
too sure that this is Glimmerdale.
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How could it not be?
Everything that's happened
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- is out of a classic episode.
- [PA static]
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[Neighbors] [on PA]
Remember, students,
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the only way to defeat
the Sludge High Seahorses
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at the big football game is with some
of your best tactical prank ideas.
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Get those in to me, the principal, ASAP!
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D-Do you see? L-Like-Like that!
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I-I don't remember Glimmerdale
putting this much emphasis on seahorses.
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And you know what?
I'm very confused
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because I don't even understand
what do they want us to do.
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Do they want us to prank them or do they
want us to beat them at football?
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- Davey, it's very unclear.
- Okay, well, you're picking at plots here
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because you've got a smart person brain,
but Glimmerdale needs ya dumb, baby.
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Okay? It's a show where
all the plots are holes.
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Yes, that is... that is true.
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But, nothing seems fishy to you?
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As in a disproportionate amount
of literally fish-related content?
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- Pectoral fin of the seahorse.
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[Davey]
That's not even that weird for the show!
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It's a bravely sexy mess
with selective logic
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and sloppy world-building,
and that's why it deserves an Emmy.
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Okay, Davey, I say this with love,
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but is it possible that
you are pulling a Davey
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and refusing to see anything
other than what you wanna see?
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Move!
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Moi? Pulling a Davey?
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- [gym whistle blows]
- When have I ever done that?
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When you insisted your parents
were throwing you a surprise party,
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when it was not your birthday
and they were very clearly taking you
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to the orthodontist to get
your retainer tightened.
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Okay, well, it's not my fault.
They got me a party hat.
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You gave you a party hat.
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Okay! Well,
Schneider says that it's Glimmerdale.
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- So, boom.
- Okay. Where is he?
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And why hasn't he come to
find us about the portal?
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[cheerleaders] Come on, Clawmen,
don't quit now, defeat Sludge High
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and tell us how!
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[overlapping grunting, muttering]
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Okay, I think you're wrong, but--
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Jonesie! Talking in the hallway?
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- That's an automatic detention!
- What? Since when?!
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- Principal Neighbors!
- [Jonesie] Davey!
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- What? Davey!
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- No!
- [Sierra] Where you going, Davey?
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With Jonesie!
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[Abbott]
No!
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You have to come with me.
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[sighs] Why?
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Not here. I'll tell you about it
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in the secret speakeasy malt shop
hidden in the basement.
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- [♪ mystical music playing]
- [gasps] Soda Pete's Basement Malt House.
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But I really should...
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The password to get in
is just a saucy dance.
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That is so dumb.
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[Sierra giggles]
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- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- [glitching, fizzling]
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- [glitching continues]
- [♪ dissonant music playing]
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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[snapping]
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00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,178
Oh, Schneider!
Thank God the detention is with you.
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00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,431
So, like, is this actually
a Glimmerdale world or--
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00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,058
Thank you for your question.
Please have a seat.
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Well...
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You're not gonna cause an anomaly.
There's nobody else in here.
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00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,609
Thank you for your question.
Please have a seat.
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[sighs]
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[♪ horror music playing]
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00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:49,204
Wh-What the hell was that?!
Okay, I don't know what is going on,
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- but I'm starting to think that--
- [glitching]
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Thank you for your question.
Please write 100 lines
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about how to defeat
the Sludge High Seahorses. Goodbye.
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No. No, no, no.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- [locking door]
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Come on! Hey! Hey!
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- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [gasps]
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♪
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TGI Vents.
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[♪ "Check Me Out" by SATV playing]
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♪ Tell me what you see,
don't you ever take your eyes off me ♪
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[♪ song ends]
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00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,199
[jukebox button clicks]
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00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,743
[♪ "It's All In Your Head"
by The Shivas playing]
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[Davey]
This place is awesome!
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The '50s jukebox,
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the unspoken implication
that teens and, and adult biker gangs
333
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:38,045
should all hang out together
in the same place. Whoa!
334
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,172
Guys, this has been awesome,
335
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,216
but I really should be
getting going to the--
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00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,426
- Ow!
- [intimidating] You can't leave!
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00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:50,390
[normal] Not until you've helped us
with our problem. [giggles]
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00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,768
Okay. Let me guess.
339
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:56,188
Um, haunted board game?
Cheerleader coven?
340
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,107
Evil nun cult...
341
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,985
that is brainwashing all the adults?
342
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,613
Kind of. Uh...
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00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,741
We want to know what you would do
to help decimate the Sludge High Seahorses
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00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,618
at the Big Game.
345
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:13,080
This again? Why is it so
important to defeat them?
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00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:17,459
- Because they're...
- [♪ ominous music playing]
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00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,628
- Controlled by the evil warden!
- ...working for my grandmother
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00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,380
- who is also a witch.
- Zombies.
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00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,758
That literally all checks out.
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00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,261
Well, good thing you came to me. Okay.
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00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:30,222
- Come close.
- [♪ finger snapping, jazz music playing]
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00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:33,684
Let's assume that the Seahorses
are gonna use Abbott's vampire powers
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to open up a hell-mouth
under the field.
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00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,399
Then, while half of us
infiltrate the coven
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00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,150
by pretending to be under its curse,
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00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,195
the other half of us will find out
which one of the teachers
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is actually secretly working for the FBI.
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00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,451
So, we'll get the impression
that Emile has been eaten
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00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,871
by the demon swim coach,
but don't worry.
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00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:55,497
He's with Interpol.
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00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,666
So then, everyone will
transfer their powers to me,
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00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,459
so then I can stop the football mafia
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00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,920
before their neutron bomb
destroys the school.
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00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,338
[laughing]
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00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,799
- [♪ jazz music stops]
- So, what do you think?
366
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,844
Just tell us how to build a big laser!
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00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,679
- [♪ ominous music playing]
- [glitching]
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00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,474
[all laughing]
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00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,728
Good one, Davey.
Maybe a burger and a...
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00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,771
malt will help you
come up with better ideas.
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00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:24,234
[♪ ominous music builds]
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00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,196
- [♪ dramatic stings]
- Pectoral fin of the seahorse.
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00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,822
Yeah, that's gonna be no from me.
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00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,909
[♪ fast-paced tense music playing]
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00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,752
[clangs]
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00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,630
[grunting, panting]
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00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,131
- Vents?
- Vents.
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00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,257
[Abbott]
Come back, girl.
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00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,842
We just wanna know
your plan for the Big Game.
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00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,053
We hate football! Leave us alone!
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00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,472
♪
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00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,310
- Whoa, whoa!
- [♪ ominous music playing]
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00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:06,735
[fizzling]
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00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,446
[Lobster Schneider]
You don't belong here.
385
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,864
- [school bell ringing]
- [zap, whooshing]
386
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,742
...vulnerable part of the seahorse,
but watch out for the eye spine.
387
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,327
[♪ creepy music playing]
388
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,704
[echoing]
Sometimes, I wish we got to pick.
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00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,041
[echoing] A post-human society
centuries into the future.
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00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,001
♪ Need a lucky charm these days ♪
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00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,795
[Davey]
Wait, isn't this where we started?
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00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,296
♪ What can happen ♪
393
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,048
- [can hissing]
- [laughter]
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00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,800
[♪ tense undertone playing]
395
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,511
[cheerleaders cheering]
396
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:35,013
- Okay, what is going on?!
- Hey!
397
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,431
[♪ dramatic sting]
398
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,393
Seahorses rule!
399
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,602
What are you...?
400
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:44,231
[♪ dramatic music playing]
401
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,868
[giggles] Hey! Hey!
402
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,412
You know what?
We're not actually from this world!
403
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:01,123
Okay? We're traveling through
the multiverse, trying to get home!
404
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,250
We don't belong here! This isn't--
405
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,419
This isn't real! These aren't real!
406
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:08,505
Okay, not to bust
this weird roll you're on,
407
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:11,675
aren't you a little scared...
[whispers] of Cheryl?
408
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,760
[♪ dramatic music continues]
409
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,638
No Cheryl.
Because I did not just cause an anomaly
410
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,474
because we are not actually
in Glimmerdale world.
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00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,727
We are in a simulation.
412
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,188
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
- Oh.
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00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,814
[♪ music stops]
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00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,400
[distant cannon fire]
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00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,069
[♪ ominous music playing]
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00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,238
[distant cannons firing]
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00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,157
- [explosion booming]
- [both gasp]
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00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,992
[dust settling]
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00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,119
[gasps]
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00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,204
Ah!
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00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,831
[♪ ominous music playing]
422
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,878
- [♪ ominous music playing]
- [lobster laughing]
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00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,546
[Lobster]
Davey and Jonesie,
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00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,715
you figured out my master plan.
425
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,635
What?! Jonesie!
426
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,513
You literally called
this was a simulation!
427
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,181
Holy smokes! I am, like,
428
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,308
- out of this world impressed right now!
- [Jonesie laughs]
429
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,852
- You fricking genius.
- No, I'm not even gonna lie, like,
430
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:07,898
this is probably the most ecstatic
I've ever been in my entire life!
431
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,441
- Whoa. [laughing]
- [Davey] Woo!
432
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,360
- [Lobster] Um, excuse me!
- [Jonesie] Sorry.
433
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,862
Yep. Sorry. [laughs]
Yeah, there's just a lot
434
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,781
going on here, you know?
435
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,784
Uh, okay. Who are you? We'll start there.
436
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,161
[Lobster]
I am the one you call...
437
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,913
Emile.
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00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,540
- Emile?!
- Emile?!
439
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:27,125
[Lobster Emile]
Call me Lobster Emile.
440
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,627
[Davey]
Lobster Emile?!
441
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,046
[Lobster Emile]
Make that General Lobster Emile!
442
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,798
General Lobster Emile?!
443
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,842
Can you just tell us
what's going on, please?
444
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,051
[distant gunfire]
445
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:39,346
- [♪ ominous music playing]
- [Lobster Emile] Lobsters and seahorses
446
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,432
have been locked
in a bitter war for decades where--
447
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:46,353
Wait! Weren't we in Lobster World,
like, 90 worlds ago?
448
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,398
- [♪ ominous music playing]
- [Schneider] You don't belong here.
449
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,692
- I'm actually good with this.
- Yeah. This rules.
450
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,735
Yeah, but that was only for,
like, a second
451
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,780
because Lobster Schneider, he had
his tech together, lemme tell you that.
452
00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,534
Right, right, right. Okay.
So now, we're... back?
453
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:03,620
- Is that a thing? Can we do that?
- [Lobster Emile] Oh, my God! Silence!
454
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,832
Can I please continue?
455
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,917
- Yeah, sorry. [mutters]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
456
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,460
[Lobster Emile]
For years, we have suffered
457
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,797
at the hands of the cruel seahorses.
458
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:17,676
With their superior technology
and reproductive rate,
459
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:21,346
we were hopelessly
outnumbered and outgunned.
460
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,849
But then, one fateful day,
461
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,685
I saw you infiltrate our universe
462
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,896
using advanced portal technology.
463
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:32,065
Such tactical prowess
could only mean one thing.
464
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:35,360
That you were from
an advanced scientific dimension
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00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,820
capable of designing weapons
466
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,198
that would finally allow us
to turn the tides of battle.
467
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:42,492
I spent years trying to find
a way to bring you back--
468
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,994
Sorry, did you say years?
469
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,747
[Lobster Emile]
Lobsters live much longer than humans,
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00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:49,875
so time moves faster here.
471
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:50,959
[distant gunfire]
472
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,961
- Does that make sense?
- No.
473
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,838
[Lobster Emile]
Just go with it. Anyway!
474
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:58,383
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- We built an inter-dimensional hook
475
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:02,137
that could drag you back to our world
through your portal.
476
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,014
- [whooshing]
- We knew you were unlikely
477
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,892
to give up your technology
without a fight.
478
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:10,938
Our only option was to
scan your brains by force.
479
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,814
- [beeping]
- But there was no trace
480
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,150
of your portal schematics,
tactical stratagems,
481
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,818
weapons, nothing.
482
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:21,114
It was almost like your minds...
were empty.
483
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,407
[♪ music slows, stops]
484
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,119
Which could only mean one thing!
485
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,914
That you had encrypted your brain
to protect your classified memories
486
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,874
against rudimentary mind hacking,
487
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,460
leaving us with only one option.
488
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,213
To design an advanced simulation
489
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:38,715
to lull you into a false sense of security
490
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,927
and trick you into revealing
your secrets that way.
491
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:45,722
We chose an environment so familiar
that you'd never think to question it.
492
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,600
Your old high school.
493
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,478
Wait, so you scanned our brains
494
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:55,440
and thought my memories of Glimmerdale
were our actual high school?
495
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,609
[Lobster Emile]
Your mind was full of them.
496
00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,403
By far, the most prominent
memories we could find.
497
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:00,863
We just assumed--
498
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,614
Oh, my God.
499
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:05,325
- I have wasted my youth.
- [Jonesie] Oh, big time.
500
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,869
Sorry, did that-- was that rude?
501
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:08,745
No, no, no.
502
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,664
My disappointment is only in myself.
503
00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:11,874
Okay.
504
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:14,918
[Lobster Emile] I see now that we were
fools to try to outmaneuver you.
505
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,545
But please, almighty ones,
506
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,047
use your god-like scientific genius
507
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,800
to help us destroy the seahorses for good!
508
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,137
Uh, okay. Yeah.
Um... [sucking teeth]
509
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:27,973
Sort of the thing, w-we can't help you.
510
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:29,224
[Lobster Emile]
Wait, what?
511
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:32,394
Uh, first off, you guys
seem pretty evil yourselves.
512
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,272
Yeah, this is a lot more "annihilation"
talk than we usually side with.
513
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,607
[Lobster Emile]
Oh, uh, w-well--
514
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,734
And second, you have just
radically overestimated
515
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,153
how much we know about science,
which is nothing.
516
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,155
- Nothing. Oh, my God.
- [Jonesie] Nothing at all.
517
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:44,907
[Lobster Emile]
But you predicted the probability
518
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:46,700
of our simulation from the start!
519
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,493
Yeah, I just watch a lot of sci-fi.
520
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,622
I don't actually, uh, fi the sci myself,
you know what I'm saying?
521
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,624
- [Lobster Emile] Are you serious?
- [Jonesie] But, you guys,
522
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:56,043
you seem to be pretty good
at it because you, um,
523
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,961
built an entire simulation
524
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,672
and also an inter-dimensional "hook"?
525
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:03,258
[Lobster Emile]
But then who built your portal?!
526
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:04,843
[Lobster Schneider]
I did!
527
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,678
And they know nothing, sir.
Just let them go.
528
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,097
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- Schneider?! You're involved in this?
529
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,726
Oh... Yep, yep.
No, this is all making sense now.
530
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,853
[Lobster Schneider]
A-doy. I was hacking into the simulation
531
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,772
- to help you break free.
- [Lobster Emile] You did what?
532
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,565
Traitor!
- [Davey] Oh!
533
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,025
You were the one in the trench coat!
534
00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:22,402
Then, why were you in a disguise
if you were trying to help us?
535
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,904
Yeah, you know you really slowed down
536
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,240
this whole convoluted
simulation reveal thing.
537
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,825
[Lobster Schneider] I didn't want
to get in trouble with the authorities.
538
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,536
- And there it is.
- [Jonesie] Sounds like Schneider.
539
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:33,622
- [explosion]
- [lobsters yelling]
540
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:37,501
[rubble clattering]
541
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:40,212
[Lobster Emile]
Enough! You're all in trouble,
542
00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:43,507
and this whole thing has been a huge waste
of time and resources!
543
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,553
At this point,
I'm just gonna cut my losses
544
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,847
and eat you for sustenance!
545
00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,516
- Uh, sorry, what? [nervous laugh]
- [Lobster Schneider] I saw that coming.
546
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:55,185
- [bang]
- [♪ ominous music playing]
547
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,229
[Seahorse]
The tide has turned, [bleep]!
548
00:23:57,229 --> 00:23:59,314
- [leaf blower whirring]
- [Lobster Emile] Oh no! They found us!
549
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,941
- [leaf blower roaring]
- No! No!
550
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:03,902
No, you'll dry out my carapace! No!
551
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:06,113
[Davey]
Is that a seahorse with a leaf blower?
552
00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:08,866
- I love today.
- Me, too.
553
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:10,784
[Lobster Schneider]
Oh, for God's sakes, let's just go.
554
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:11,910
[snips]
555
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:15,539
- [distant gunfire]
- [soldiers yelling]
556
00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:16,915
So, uh,
557
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:19,835
what are you gonna do
now that you've been branded as a traitor?
558
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,879
Use your superior technology to unite
559
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:24,089
the warring factions in a bid for peace?
560
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:26,800
[Lobster Schneider] No. I only helped you
get out of the simulation
561
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,554
to get rid of you.
I've been de-synced here for centuries.
562
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:32,806
I've come to loathe the seahorses,
563
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,767
especially after they murdered my family.
So now,
564
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,936
I'm building a weapon of mass destruction
565
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,814
- to kill them all.
- Wow. Backstory.
566
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,149
B-Backstory city.
567
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:45,194
Yeah, okay. Hey, good luck with all that.
568
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:48,238
- [portal whirring]
- Or, no good luck. I don't know.
569
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,532
- Okay, goodbye.
- [Jonesie] Goodbye.
570
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,659
[Lobster Schneider] Yes, goodbye.
Toodeloo. Alright, take care.
571
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,494
- [locker slams]
- Alright.
572
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,789
Now, to bathe in
the blood of the seahorses.
573
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:00,959
- [zapping]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
574
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,586
My God!
575
00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:07,841
[♪ The Terminator -esque music playing]
576
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,636
[Seahorse-Lobster]
Stephen Simon Schneider.
577
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:14,890
[Lobster Schneider]
[gasps] How do you know my name?
578
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:17,893
[Seahorse-Lobster] I'm from the future,
and you're about to make a grave mistake.
579
00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,353
[Lobster Schneider]
Who are you?
580
00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:23,315
- [Seahorse-Lobster] I'm your son.
- [Lobster Schneider] [gasps] But how?
581
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,192
[Stephen Jr.]
Follow me if you wanna live.
582
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:29,238
♪
583
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,925
[♪ The Terminator -esque music ends]
584
00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:53,011
[♪ upbeat music playing]
585
00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:25,836
- [birds chirping]
- [marble bouncing]
586
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:26,962
[kids laugh]
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