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[♪ tense chase music playing]
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♪
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- She's coming!
- We're almost there!
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- We're not gonna make it!
- Yes, we are!
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[fizzling, rumbling]
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[train horn blaring]
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[slow-motion shouting]
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[horn blaring]
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- [♪ country & western music playing]
- [cowboys yee-hawing]
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- [♪ indistinct singing]
- [locker opens, shuts]
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Hop aboard, partner!
You can be the caboose! [laughs]
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♪
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- [whirring]
- [shouting, panting]
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She is obsessed with us!
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I know! It's like, get a dog or something.
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[sighs] Okay.
Whatever the deal with this world is,
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we just have to lay low and blend in.
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- Okay? No anomalies.
- 1,000%.
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- I mean, it was way too close last time.
- [♪ creepy music playing]
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[voices clamoring]
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It's them!
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- More running?
- Charge!
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- [all yelling]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Jonesie]
Why are people always chasing us?!
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[all shouting]
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[shouting continues]
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- [Emile] There you are!
- [yelps]
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Emile! [panting] Can you help us?
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[Emile] Come with me.
Okay, no time for a wardrobe change.
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- Game faces. You'll be fine.
- [Davey] Oh, God! Thank you, Emile. Woo!
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- [camera shutters snapping]
- [crowd clamoring]
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[camera shutters clicking]
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[reporters shouting]
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[crowd cheering]
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[Davey and Jonesie muttering]
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[mic feedback]
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- [nervous laugh]
- [clears throat]
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Are you ready?!
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[applause, cheering]
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[Emile] [on TV]
Ladies and non-gentlemen...
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- Lady Thunder and the Lightning Kid!
- [applause, cheering]
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- [♪ heavy metal music playing]
- [Emile] Today, at fifth period,
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our two toughest fighters go head to head.
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[Jonesie] [on video]
Gym class isn't for the weak!
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I've trained my body to be
a weapon of mass destruction.
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[growling, grunting]
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[gasps] Dark.
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Cool, but dark.
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[Davey] [on video]
To survive in the Hunger Dome,
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you have to be ruthless, fast,
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and more than anything, hungry!
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- [growling]
- [cartoony bite]
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Are my teeth filed?
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[Davey] Prepare to be eaten
for breakfast, Lightning Kid.
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Literally!
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[Jonesie]
Look out, Lady Thunder,
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'cause you're about to get
struck by lightning...
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to death!
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[Emile] [on video]
The ultimate grudge match.
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Today at fifth period.
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Don't miss it.
Some restrictions apply. No refunds.
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Death not guaranteed by organizers.
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[all cheering]
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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Let's open the floor to any questions.
Y-You there, in the front?
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Rip It Times, Online Edition.
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Lightning Kid, you recently claimed
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that you'd kick Lady Thunder's face
directly into the sun.
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Can you elaborate?
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- [shutters snapping]
- [silence]
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Um... Yeah.
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O-Oh, brother.
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- [♪ heavy metal music playing]
- I-I'm gonna get you, brother,
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a-a-and then,
I-I'm gonna rip you up, brother.
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A-And, then I'm gonna get ya, brother.
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Yep. Yep.
And I-I'm gonna rip ya and... chew ya up,
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and then I'm gonna rip ya again.
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That's what I'm gonna do, brother. Er!
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- [♪ music stops]
- [confused murmuring]
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[Davey]
That's good. That's really good.
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- Lady Thunder. Y-Your rebuttal?
- It's my turn.
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- Yep, it's your turn now.
- Okay. It's my turn.
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- [mic feedback]
- [clears throat]
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[deep voice] Oh, brother!
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Thank you so much
for that wonderful intro--
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- [mic feedback]
- For that wonderful introduction, brother.
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And I'm gonna, that's right,
cut you up into little pieces
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and serve you on a nice plate,
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and eat it for dinner!
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- [♪ music stops]
- [reporters murmur]
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I am doing Hulk Hogan.
What are you doing?
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I barely know who that is.
I'm also doing Hulk Hogan.
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- Okay. Awesome. Awesome. Great.
- Yeah, I'll see you there. Okay.
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- You're going down, brother!
- You're also goin' down, brother!
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[Jonesie] [on TV] I'm gonna punch you
in the tummy, brother.
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- [♪ metal music playing]
- No, brother! Don't do that, brother!
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- Well, I must because I hate you, brother.
- Oh, oh, oh.
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- Oh, brother, please don't... brother.
- Oh, brother.
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- [mic feedback]
- [♪ music stops]
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[mic feedback]
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- [electricity zaps]
- [♪ tense music playing]
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Okay, that's the fastest anomaly
we've ever caused.
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Vice Principal Mason, what are you doing
in the Below-lands? It's not safe.
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- I'm fine. Run along.
- With respect, I cannot.
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I'll escort you to
the faculty lounge and...
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- find you more appropriate attire.
- [shutters snapping]
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[reporters clamoring]
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[Emile]
That's enough questions for today,
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but they'll be refreshed and ready
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for their big fifth period
grudge match, where...
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[crowd] [chants]
Only one survives!
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Only one survives! Only one survives!
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- Maybe two survive...
- [laughs] Only one survives.
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- [crowd murmuring]
- [shutters clicking]
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Um, hey! Hey, bestie. Quick Q.
[nervous laugh]
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How tied are we to having that,
uh, that grudge match today?
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Yeah, maybe we, like, reschedule
to, like, a later date?
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And postpone the fight of the century
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when students and faculty alike
cry out for blood?
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[giggles] Absolutely not.
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Okay! Um, could you just point us
in the direction of Mr. Schneider?
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[laughs] A Homeworker?
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Obviously, he's in the faculty lounge.
But why would you--
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- Yeah, we'll just pop in there, and say--
- A student?!
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In the faculty lounge?
Are you concussed?
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[both]
Yeah. No. Yes.
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Maybe we do need
to cancel the fight after all.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.
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[snickers] Just kidding.
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[sings]
♪ The more concussed the better ♪
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[♪ classical music playing]
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[indistinct chatter, soft laughter]
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Welcome back to the High Seat
of the Faculty, Ms. Mason.
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Please don't enter into the Below-lands
again unless escorted by a hall monitor.
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- For your own protection.
- [Cheryl grimaces]
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- [gasps]
- [glass shattering]
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[♪ tense music playing]
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Uh...
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- Hello, Stephen.
- Oh, Cheryl.
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- W-What are you doing here?
- Can it!
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You and I both know the Davey and Jonesie
who gave that press conference
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are not the Davey and Jonesie
from this world.
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Why ever would you say that?
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- Down, brother... You're going...
- Oh, brother! You ever see--
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Hey, you ever see this thing?
It's goin' right in your face! Hi!
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- Oh, that? Th-Th-That's smack talk.
- [Cheryl] Mm-hmm?
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Oh, brother, bring me another petit four,
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- or I'll give you such a slap!
- [glass shatters]
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- [gasps]
- [♪ tense sting]
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I know you built the portal.
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I know you're helping those girls.
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- And as soon as I can prove that...
- [gulps]
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...I'm gonna finish what
I started years ago
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and make sure every single version of you
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is burbling away at the bottom of a tank.
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Careful what you say, Cheryl.
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Huh? That's gonna cause an anomaly,
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and I'd hate for you to lose face
with your precious superiors at MOM.
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- [angry inhale]
- [hall monitor] Presenting the Principal!
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- [♪ regal music playing]
- [giggles]
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Hi. Hello. Thanks, guys.
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[♪ music stops]
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Hm.
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- [♪ soft music playing]
- Vice Principal Mason.
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How good of you to join us.
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Escort Vice Principal Mason
to the VIP area.
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She and I need to have a...
private chat. [giggles]
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[♪ foreboding music playing]
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[quiet faculty chatter]
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Hi.
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[sighs]
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Why did they have to come to this world?
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- And on crab-puff day?
- [Davey] Psst!
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- Hey.
- You two.
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- Get up here.
- No, you come down here.
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- We're not asking.
- Come on.
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I cannot go up there.
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If we can get up here,
then you can get up here.
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I am, under no circumstances,
going up there!
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You know,
I just got this lab coat pressed.
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Oh, my God, a Schneider who cares
more about his outfit than an anomaly?
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- Refreshing?
- Dude, Cheryl's here!
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Oh, I know. "Brother."
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We all saw the interview.
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What are we supposed to do?
Okay, we can't fight.
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We're best friends,
and we're wildly unathletic.
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We have literally never been to gym class.
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As far as the teacher knows,
we've been on our periods every single day
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- for the past two years.
- It is our longest con.
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So you need to fix the portal now,
so we don't have to fight.
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Yes, well, I...
I'm afraid that's impossible
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because your locker and my lab
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are located within the Ride or Die Zone,
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an area of the Below-lands
that's restricted to faculty
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and ruled by a terrible motorcycle gang.
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Th-There are motorcycles? [giggles]
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They have one motorcycle.
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But they're very good at sharing.
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So, I guess that's that.
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What do you mean, "That's that"?
"That's that" as in,
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"Oh, we die in the ring
or get caught by Cheryl?"
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You don't know what it's like here.
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The students are wild.
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The teachers have to be
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physically separated from them
for our own protection.
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A-And we don't even really teach.
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We sort of just watch
as they rip each other apart,
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and we drink champagne
and grade them on it.
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I suppose it's not ideal,
but the food's pretty good,
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and I do love champagne.
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Wow.
Being in this world has made you soft...
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...er than usual.
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It's gonna make you even softer
than a sea cucumber
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once Cheryl sees us not fight.
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Fine, fine, fine. Fine!
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She's onto you already. And me.
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Okay.
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- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- Legend tells...
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of a drifter down below
called the Traveler.
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Perhaps they can give me
safe passage through the zone.
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And what happens if you don't
make it before fifth period,
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and we have to get in the ring?
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You'll have to make it
look like you're fighting.
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Legend tells...
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A-A separate legend.
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...tells of someone
called the Lost Winner.
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A former champ who can train you
in the art of fake fighting.
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They say she lurks in
the shadows of the basement.
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This world would rule if
we weren't so completely screwed.
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Okay, you go find the Traveler,
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go to your lab,
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and we'll find
the cool-sounding basement chick,
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just in case you die instantly.
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- Wh-What?
- Break.
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- [vent banging]
- [overlapping clumsy chatter]
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- [Schneider] I'm going this way.
- [Jonesie] No, I'm going this way.
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[♪ tense music playing]
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Thank you for joining me in the VIP area.
[soft laugh]
239
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- [velvet rope clicking]
- [♪ tense music stops]
240
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,326
- [sighs, sniffs]
- [♪ classical music playing]
241
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,663
Do you know why the faculty respect me,
Vice Principal Mason?
242
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,123
- No.
- Fear. Exactly.
243
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,959
And because they know their place,
244
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,837
just like I know about your little
excursion to the Below-lands.
245
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,756
And don't think I didn't see
you hesitate when you bowed.
246
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,300
- [♪ tense music playing]
- Whatever little coup you're planning,
247
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,052
it's not gonna work.
248
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,179
Better administrative faculty have tried,
249
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,223
and I always find a way to...
250
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,725
immobilize them.
251
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,645
Refreshment?
252
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,272
Is this poison?
253
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:32,025
[haughty laugh]
254
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,612
Vice Principal Mason! So paranoid.
255
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,156
[laughs]
No, but if it makes you feel better,
256
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,492
why don't we... switch?
257
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,327
- [♪ tense music stops]
- No, you drink from both.
258
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,455
[♪ classical music restarts]
259
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,124
Can we get two more, please? Yeah.
260
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,252
These are warm.
261
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,256
Love your hat.
262
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:57,968
[♪ funky jazz music playing]
263
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,511
[kids chattering]
264
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,596
[sighs]
265
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:03,098
[unappetizing splat]
266
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,603
- This is only a quarter portion.
- [squishing]
267
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,897
I have a fight today.
268
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,733
Price has gone up. Talk to me
when you've got a couple of A's.
269
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,776
- [hisses]
- [growls]
270
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,987
I'll bet you one A-minus in Math...
271
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,240
and raise you a B in World History.
272
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:22,826
[door opens]
273
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,787
- [door shuts]
- [kids murmur]
274
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,498
- [bangs table]
- [band stops playing]
275
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:33,086
[♪ tense music playing]
276
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,006
What are you doing here, Homeworker?
277
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,383
[laughs] Here to give us more homework?
278
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,135
[all laugh]
279
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,721
You can't! [hisses]
280
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:46,934
[all hissing]
281
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,899
I'm here to see the one
they call the Traveler.
282
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:54,983
[Traveler]
Right behind you.
283
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,944
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- Sorry. I moved.
284
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,530
- [♪ electric guitar riff]
- Hi.
285
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,660
[♪ electric guitar stops,
funky jazz music continues]
286
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,036
[kids chattering]
287
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,039
I can get you through
the Ride or Die Zone.
288
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,250
First, you gotta gimme what I asked for.
289
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,252
Are you sure? I...
290
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:16,672
I can get you a couple of Bs in Physics.
Maybe an A in Bio.
291
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:19,758
Bio is a soft science
for people who can't do math.
292
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,468
Give me what I want.
293
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,512
Okay.
294
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,389
One, um...
295
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,599
bag of wet hair.
296
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,143
Can't imagine why you would want it.
297
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,311
It's for me to know,
298
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,980
- and for you to find out.
- Oh, I never wanna fin--
299
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,606
- Listen!
- [♪ tense music playing]
300
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,191
[whispers] If you wanna
get through the zone,
301
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,818
you've gotta do everything I say. Got it?
302
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,444
[whispers] Yeah.
303
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,116
- [♪ electric guitar riff]
- [spraying paint]
304
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,246
I like the taste.
305
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,709
[Jonesie] Hope these are the dumbest
outfits we have to wear today.
306
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,294
[Davey] Who do you think
the former champ is?
307
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,587
- Three, two, one...
- [both] Alexis.
308
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,672
'Cause they're so cool
in every single universe!
309
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,716
- I know.
- Unlike Sierra.
310
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,969
- [muttering]
- Sierra? Um, no, no. Sierra's here.
311
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:07,055
[♪ intimidating music playing]
312
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,936
Hey, Sierra.
That's a cool... eyepatch.
313
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:16,064
Yeah, we're actually just here,
waitin' for the, uh, Long Lost Winner--
314
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,649
[screams]
315
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,817
[head thuds]
316
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,861
[♪ intimidating music playing]
317
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,738
And that's why you don't make assumptions.
318
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,531
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
319
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,201
So, the school's greatest enemies
320
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,620
are secretly the greatest of friends.
321
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,622
Tale as old as time.
322
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,457
Yes. And, actually, time is a factor,
323
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,667
so we don't need to delve
into anyone's backstory--
324
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,920
- You know I had to fight my friend once.
- Okay, awesome.
325
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,797
- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- My best... friend.
326
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,508
[Davey]
You had a friend?
327
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,427
Sorry, that was rude.
You had a friend?
328
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,221
We were picked to fight
each other in the arena.
329
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:50,307
Two besties, forced into the fray.
330
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,393
Only we fought for real.
331
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,188
I won.
332
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,148
But it didn't feel like it.
333
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,901
What happened to your friend?
334
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,238
Same as what happened to the others.
335
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,406
They were taken to the locker room,
336
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,117
never to be seen again.
337
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,994
[♪ tense music building]
338
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,500
Why didn't you guys just, like,
fake fight or choreograph something
339
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,002
- so you were never actually fighting?
- Yeah. Isn't that your whole thing?
340
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,128
Somebody told us that today.
341
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,048
Let's just get started, okay?
342
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,133
[♪ "Powerline" by Lee Aaron playing]
343
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,385
[rings triangle]
344
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,469
♪
345
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,556
The key to fake fighting
is embodying the lie.
346
00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:32,349
Legs up, legs up, legs up!
347
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,142
You have to be the part.
348
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,394
Prepare for battle. Fists up!
349
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:36,979
Look the part.
350
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,898
Emile sent me in here 'cause there's
supposed to be some sort of makeover?
351
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,776
[chair creaking]
352
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,278
Hi.
353
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:45,654
[Sierra]
One!
354
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,824
You can call me the Transformer because--
355
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,785
'Cause you make costumes
that transform warriors for battle?
356
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,120
Yeah, I-I got there.
357
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,621
Two!
358
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,790
Okay, Mr. Transformer.
359
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,625
What are we waiting for?
360
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,920
[Sierra]
First, master the art of circling.
361
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,213
- [rings triangle]
- Clockwise!
362
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,465
The longer you circle,
the more tension you build,
363
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,718
- and the less you fight.
- [triangle rings]
364
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,678
- Counterclockwise!
- [triangle rings]
365
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,639
Counter-counterclockwise!
366
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,601
No. I-It's the reverse, so...
367
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:17,603
[Abbott]
Battle isn't just combat.
368
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,396
It's a story.
369
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,315
It's pageantry.
370
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:23,025
It's a dance.
371
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,401
♪ I'm reaching out ♪
372
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,695
Can we just get this over with?
373
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,156
- Are you skipping?
- A little bounce to the legs, yeah.
374
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,365
- Okay.
- No, it's just the move.
375
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,659
This is how-- This is what it looks like.
376
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,621
[Sierra] Next, to sell your fake fight,
you have to sell your fake pain.
377
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,581
- Attack!
- [grunts]
378
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,499
[grunting]
379
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,668
- Ow...
- No.
380
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,505
- Ah!
- [Davey screaming]
381
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,591
[♪ music continues]
382
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:53,430
Don't forget to let them see you sweat.
383
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,474
- Always let them see you cry.
- [triangle rings]
384
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,730
Ow! Davey! Oh!
385
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,732
- Jonesie!
- Ow, ow, ow!
386
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,652
Ah! Gotcha!
387
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,112
♪ Touch the powerline ♪
388
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,865
Get it?
389
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:16,119
Lightning.
'Cause you're the Lightning--
390
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,915
Dude. Yes. It could not be
more on the nose. Thank you.
391
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,792
[Davey]
It's perfect.
392
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,336
♪ Touch the powerline ♪
393
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,587
♪ We'll make it this time ♪
394
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,673
- Can't wait to wear it.
- Right?
395
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,174
♪ Oh! ♪
396
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,260
- [triangle rings]
- [♪ song ends]
397
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,346
[muffled crowd cheering]
398
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:41,186
- You both look like champions.
- Idiots.
399
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,396
Thank you.
400
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,065
Oh. And I've built a little surprise
401
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,193
- into each one of your suits.
- [♪ mysterious music playing]
402
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,238
It will reveal itself
when the time is right.
403
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,657
♪
404
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:56,952
- Good luck.
- [snipping]
405
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,956
- I'm gonna barf. Are you gonna barf?
- Where is Schneider?
406
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:04,042
- The fight is about to start.
- You got this.
407
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,627
The art of circling
408
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,213
and the power of your friendship
are all you need.
409
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,216
Yeah. And if anyone
can fake doing one thing
410
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,969
in order to avoid doing another thing,
it's us.
411
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,637
Let's go.
412
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,764
- [inhales]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
413
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,225
[crowd cheering]
414
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,311
[crowd] [chanting]
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
415
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:25,939
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
416
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:30,027
[chanting continues]
417
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,992
Let the Schrödinger High
Hunger Dome Games...
418
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,661
- begin!
- [crowd cheering]
419
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,788
Seriously, where is Schneider?
420
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,668
[♪ upbeat music playing]
421
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,837
[Schneider] Remind me again
why you're the one in the disguise?
422
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,923
- [rattling]
- [Joyce] Sleight of hand.
423
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,550
That doesn't answer my question.
424
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,135
Hey!
425
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,305
Not just anyone can walk
into the Ride or Die Zone.
426
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,433
[Joyce]
Don't worry. It's me.
427
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,644
Joyce.
428
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:07,564
[♪ tense crescendo]
429
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,900
- Run, Schneider!
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
430
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,320
What? How was that the plan?
431
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,281
Looks like we've got ourselves
a Homeworker.
432
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,951
- Hey, hey--
- Bring me...
433
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,285
the bike.
434
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,872
[♪ tense music playing]
435
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,208
- [applause]
- Schrödinger High! Are you ready to meet
436
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,585
your first two tributes?!
437
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,921
[crowd cheering]
438
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:34,925
I bring you the Red Shirt Marauder!
439
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,886
- [scattered cheering, booing]
- [Mark whooping]
440
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,388
[Mark laughing]
441
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,890
And now, make some noise for...
442
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,475
Boulder Fist Jenkins!
443
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,519
[crowd cheering]
444
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,396
- Fight!
- Okay.
445
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,147
Well, maybe this will be a really long...
446
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,774
[grunting, screaming]
447
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,360
- [buzzer blares]
- ...battle.
448
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,820
[crowd cheering]
449
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,322
And now, to the locker room...
450
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,284
- forever.
- [crowd] [chanting] Kill! Kill! Kill!
451
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,704
[Mark screaming]
452
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,249
Let's see what the faculty has to say.
453
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,003
Oh. Overall, a B-minus.
454
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,547
Thank you, faculty.
Ooh, and dare I say,
455
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,800
you are looking absolutely
stunning today in the gallery.
456
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,886
Loving the hair, Debbie.
It's giving cotton candy.
457
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,305
It's giving cloudy.
I just wanna eat you up.
458
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,848
[nomming, giggles]
459
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,975
And Vice Principal Mason,
460
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:28,770
you are looking absolutely impeccable
in the gallery, as well. Good for you.
461
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:32,316
Okay, remember.
Just keep circling as long as you can.
462
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,692
Right. 'Cause the more we circle,
463
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152
- the less we have to fight.
- Yeah, yeah.
464
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:39,281
And now, the fight you've
all been waiting for.
465
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,116
Lady Thunder and the Lightning Kid.
466
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,577
Both cunning, dangerous,
467
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,954
power... hungry women.
468
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,956
Sound familiar, Vice Principal Mason?
469
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,499
Oh, don't roll your eyes at me.
470
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,836
You really think you have
what it takes to be the principal.
471
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,755
I'll have you know that
controlling the games
472
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,882
requires a masterful set of skills
473
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,467
that only I possess.
474
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,928
Now, to choose the arena.
475
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,721
[inhales]
476
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:07,726
Which... one... shall... I... choose?
477
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:11,146
Maybe... I'll... choose...
478
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,231
Oh, for the love of...
479
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:15,192
- [bang, mechanical creaking]
- Did you all see that?
480
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,736
- [lasers whirring]
- [crowd chanting]
481
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,613
Why is the arena making that sound?
482
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,532
This has never happened before.
483
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:22,741
[gears whirring]
484
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,952
Principal chose the hardest arena.
485
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,371
[crowd] [chanting]
Kill! Kill! Kill!
486
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,790
[♪ tense music playing]
487
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,752
[whirring]
488
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,462
[clicks]
489
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,383
[chanting continues]
490
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:42,636
How are we supposed to circle
on a balance beam?
491
00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:46,014
- [biker] Get him!
- [Schneider whimpering]
492
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:49,184
- [electric bike whirring]
- [♪ tense music playing]
493
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,937
- Hey, hey, hey. It's my turn. Get off.
- [♪ tense music stops]
494
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,438
[chatter stops]
495
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:59,444
- [bike whirring]
- [whimpering, chattering resume]
496
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,030
[biker]
Ready? Three, two, one, get him!
497
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,032
[Joyce screaming]
498
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:07,578
- [grunting, fighting]
- [♪ electric guitar riff]
499
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,665
- Is that the bag of wet hair?
- Yes, of course.
500
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,876
- Sleight of hand.
- The lab.
501
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:17,087
Who's ready for blood?!
502
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,755
[crowd cheering]
503
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,966
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [crowd] [chants] Blood! Blood! Blood!
504
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:22,926
[snickers] Let's raise a fist
505
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,596
for the ravenous, the dangerous,
506
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:29,266
the blood-thirsty Lady Thunder!
507
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:32,060
- That's you. That's you. That way.
- Me? Okay. Okay.
508
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,939
- [crowd cheering, chanting]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
509
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,774
- [crowd] Kill! Kill! Kill!
- How are you?
510
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:41,028
And the wily, the strategic,
511
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:44,698
the Davey-hating Lightning Kid!
512
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,701
[crowd] [chanting]
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
513
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,453
[Davey] [weakly]
Boo. Boo.
514
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,205
You suck.
515
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,875
- [chanting continues]
- Are you ready?
516
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,002
Are you ready?!
517
00:22:57,002 --> 00:23:00,339
- [crowd cheering]
- [weakly] Woo.
518
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:03,467
Three... Two...
519
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:05,469
One. [evil giggle]
520
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:07,554
Fight!
521
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:11,350
- [♪ "Lite the Nite" by Chyld playing]
- [crowd] [chants] Fight! Fight! Fight!
522
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:14,895
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
523
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:18,482
[chanting continues]
524
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,444
- ♪ You got to feel it ♪
- [chanting stops]
525
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,279
♪ There's just no way to hide ♪
526
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,157
Okay... Yay?
527
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,201
- ♪ There is a special light ♪
- [grunts]
528
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:31,787
♪ That opens up your eyes ♪
529
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,791
- ♪ So open up now ♪
- [uneasy groaning]
530
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:38,919
♪ And turn that power on ♪
531
00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:41,213
[♪ song playing on TV]
532
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,924
[uneasy groaning]
533
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,008
Meow.
534
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,802
Meow!
535
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,888
♪ We want to feel it ♪
536
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,558
What now?
537
00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,309
One foot, and stand.
538
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,686
- We gotta stand. We gotta stand.
- Okay.
539
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:59,273
[Davey and Jonesie muttering]
540
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,401
Oh, now they're both standing on the beam!
Look at that, folks.
541
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,444
[crowd muttering]
542
00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:06,864
Okay, come closer. Okay.
543
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:10,826
Hang on... Yes.
544
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:12,536
♪
545
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,162
What are they-- What are they doing?
546
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,873
- [muttering]
- [Jonesie] Circle, circle, circle.
547
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,208
[mouthing]
548
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,919
Now, they're switching. Switching around.
549
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:22,713
- [Davey] Double circle.
- [Jonesie] Back, back, back.
550
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:25,174
[groaning]
551
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:27,259
- [groans]
- Why are they spinning around like that?
552
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:29,219
See, this is why you don't
choose the hardest one.
553
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,013
- Ooh...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
554
00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,806
- [beeping]
- Are we beeping?
555
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,475
Yes. Yes, this is the secret thing
that Abbott said, the surprise.
556
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,810
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
557
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,396
- It's gonna be good.
- [beeping rapidly]
558
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:42,566
- [beeping stops]
- [sparklers fizzle]
559
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,360
[rapid beeping]
560
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,821
- [beeping stops]
- [air rushes]
561
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,156
Jesus.
562
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,992
♪
563
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:54,912
♪ Oh, lite the-- ♪
564
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:57,331
- [buzzer blares]
- [♪ song ends]
565
00:24:57,331 --> 00:25:00,417
[crowd murmuring]
566
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,677
[crowd booing, hissing]
567
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:14,264
[indistinct yelling, jeering]
568
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:20,771
[♪ tense music playing]
569
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,981
I think that's proof enough.
570
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:24,149
Stop right there, traitor.
571
00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:28,487
Do you really think you can usurp
my authority and walk away unscathed?
572
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,240
Do you have any idea
who you're dealing with?
573
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,533
Ooh.
574
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,576
- [thuds]
- [faculty gasps]
575
00:25:36,495 --> 00:25:39,039
This has been a coup.
I'm the principal now.
576
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,542
- Any questions?
- [faculty] No.
577
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:43,460
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
578
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:47,297
[Schneider]
[laughs] Yes, I've done it.
579
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,925
Oh, it feels good to do science again.
580
00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:51,969
- The risks, the rewards...
- [device beeps]
581
00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,804
...the pure unadulterated energy.
582
00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:56,139
To hell with this half-life
of meaningless decadence.
583
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:58,725
- I'm back, baby! [laughing]
- Hey, baby.
584
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,436
- Biker gang's also back.
- Oh no, we're doomed!
585
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,146
- [bikers yell]
- No, we're not. Here!
586
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:04,231
[splats, dripping]
587
00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:06,608
[bikers laughing, yelling]
588
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,318
- [hair whipping]
- [confused chatter]
589
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,279
Sleight of hand!
590
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:13,866
- [♪ electric guitar music playing]
- [all shouting]
591
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:16,493
- [whipping, splatting]
- [grossed-out yelling]
592
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,830
♪
593
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,416
Sleight of hand.
594
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:24,543
[sighs]
595
00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:27,629
[crowd booing]
596
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,884
- Shall we do a classic run for it?
- Um, I think that might prove difficult.
597
00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:34,011
[♪ tense music playing]
598
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,181
[gun whirring]
599
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:38,974
- [speaker] Stop!
- [♪ guitar riff playing]
600
00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:41,393
- [whirring]
- ♪ Dangerous ♪
601
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:42,769
[crowd gasps]
602
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,479
Be chill.
603
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:48,233
- Alexis? [laughing]
- [♪ heartfelt music playing]
604
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,068
Alexis is Sierra's friend?
605
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,570
Uh-huh.
606
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,572
How did you survive the locker room?
607
00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:55,616
I talked the guard into letting me go.
608
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:58,410
Been living in the ceiling ever since.
609
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,454
- They are so cool.
- So cool.
610
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:04,208
For years, the faculty has pitted
student against student.
611
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:06,919
For what? [laughs]
612
00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,420
Paltry grades?
613
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,881
A B-plus in algebra?
614
00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:13,133
It's time we say...
615
00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,219
- [slaps hand]
- ...no!
616
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:20,516
[both] [chant]
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
617
00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:21,725
It's not really catching on.
618
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:22,976
[♪ music stops]
619
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:26,021
So, you're saying
we should stop fighting because...
620
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:28,148
friendship?
621
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,235
Yes!
622
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:34,154
Who will join me?
623
00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,490
[silence]
624
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,742
[student]
But we want blood!
625
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,661
- Blood!
- [crowd] [chants] Blood! Blood!
626
00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:44,414
Blood! Blood! Blood!
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
627
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:46,792
[♪ tense music playing]
628
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,505
[gun whirs]
629
00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:53,090
[♪ tense crescendo]
630
00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:55,092
- Hey! Hey! Hey, hey.
- [chanting stops]
631
00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:57,010
Uh, what if we embrace friendship
632
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:59,930
by taking out our blood lust
on the Homeworkers?
633
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,224
Starting with that one.
634
00:28:02,224 --> 00:28:04,101
[clicks, whirring stops]
635
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,185
[mic feedback]
636
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:08,438
[weakly] She's act--
She's actually the principal now, so...
637
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:09,773
get her, kids.
638
00:28:09,773 --> 00:28:12,985
- Alright. [groans]
- [mic feedback]
639
00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:15,279
♪
640
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:19,157
[crowd] [chants] Blood! Blood! Blood!
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
641
00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:21,660
[all shouting]
642
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,787
- Let's go.
- Yeah. Worked out great.
643
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:25,622
- [Cheryl screaming]
- [clothes ripping]
644
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:29,209
[panting]
645
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,628
- [bikers shouting]
- [wet slapping]
646
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:33,338
- Is that Schneider?
- [Schneider yelling]
647
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,632
Well, he clearly had
his own personal story arc.
648
00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:37,384
The portal, it's online. Go!
649
00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,052
[sniffing] Is that wet hair?
650
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,596
[slapping]
651
00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:42,973
Yes. Okay. Get it, Schneider!
652
00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:44,516
You go, girl!
653
00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:47,936
- [portal whirring]
- [slapping]
654
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:49,021
[door slams]
655
00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:55,194
[primal screaming]
656
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:58,280
[♪ "Lite the Nite" by Chyld playing]
657
00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:09,041
♪ Lite the nite ♪
658
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,751
♪ Lite the nite! ♪
659
00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:12,419
♪ Lite the nite ♪
660
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:14,004
♪ Lite the nite! ♪
661
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,714
♪ Lite the nite ♪
662
00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:17,341
♪ Lite the nite! ♪
663
00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:19,051
♪ Lite the nite ♪
664
00:29:19,051 --> 00:29:21,136
♪ Lite the nite... ♪
665
00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:25,432
[♪ song ends]
666
00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:28,519
[♪ upbeat music playing]
667
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:52,793
- [birds chirping]
- [marble bouncing]
668
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:53,877
[kids laugh]
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