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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:01,640 [music playing] 2 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:02,960 Will you marry me? 3 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:03,760 Yes. 4 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,440 OLAF [VOICEOVER]: As Odin has his Frigg, Idun has her Bragi. 5 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,680 She will fall in love with Bragi, like she has countless 6 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,040 times over thousands of years. 7 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:19,160 You will be with Axl, but in your soul, 8 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,600 you'll always crave Bragi. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,720 I'm Odin. 10 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:24,920 I can beat this. 11 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:25,720 Gaia? 12 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,520 Shower. 13 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,040 You need to take a shower. 14 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,880 [door opens] 15 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,080 - Hey. - Zeb, can you-- 16 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,000 Yeah. 17 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:57,800 I know how this goes. 18 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,200 I presume you got the same speech 19 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,920 from your anointed oracle. 20 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,200 Where were you last night? 21 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,960 I was walking around, trying to make sense of this new world 22 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,520 and all the weird stuff that comes with it 23 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:21,440 and how one minute the previous me is alive 24 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,480 and then next she's dead. 25 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,160 And now, I'm her. 26 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,280 I called you, heaps of times. 27 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,320 So much stuff, Axl. 28 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,880 I was-- I was walking and I was thinking. 29 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,840 And you know what I decided? 30 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,920 I decided that we should get married as soon as possible. 31 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:46,760 [music playing] 32 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,760 [SIGNING] Oh my god. 33 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,280 I'm beaten in the game of love. 34 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,280 And I fall down. 35 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,360 I fall down on my knees. 36 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,160 I fall. 37 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,440 Now? 38 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,320 No. 39 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,240 Not til I say. 40 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,360 Now. 41 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,080 What did I just say? 42 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,280 That it was OK for me to start destroying shit? 43 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,240 No. 44 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,320 But I want to destroy shit. 45 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,240 I know. 46 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,120 I can see. 47 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,080 [phone ringing] 48 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,040 Hey. 49 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,040 I have some news, some good news and some bad news. 50 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,600 OK. 51 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,280 The news is that Gaia and I are getting married sooner 52 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,000 than we thought, as soon as we can get 53 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,840 a license and all that stuff. 54 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,040 OK. 55 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,760 AXL [PHONE]: The good news is that you 56 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,000 get to host the wedding reception 57 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,560 even sooner than you thought. 58 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,720 But the bad news is that you won't be my best man. 59 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,360 Sorry. 60 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,120 OK. 61 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,680 Well, there's some bad news and some good news for you too. 62 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,120 AXL [PHONE]: OK. 63 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,600 Bad new is the bar's now shut for business. 64 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,640 What? 65 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,120 Why? 66 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,160 Because the hitting us with the bar part of my life 67 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,280 is over. 68 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:02,560 But where will we drink for free? 69 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,920 Well, you can add that to the bad news. 70 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,280 The good news is you get to find somewhere nicer 71 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,400 for the reception. 72 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,800 But that'll cost money. 73 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,640 Welcome to the real world, bro. 74 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,560 Catch you later. 75 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,760 Hey. 76 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,360 Oy. 77 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,640 Is breakfast ready? 78 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,600 You know how last night you told me 79 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,560 you needed to drink to blot out the pain 80 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,960 of breaking up young love? 81 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,840 Ours was a thankless task. 82 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,040 And clearly one you're not good 83 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,280 at, given the marriage is less canceled 84 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,560 and more brought forward. 85 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,560 MICHELLE: Can I start now? 86 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,440 No. 87 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,240 No. No. 88 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,800 That can't happen. 89 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,680 So you keep saying, but no one seems to be listening. 90 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,760 - What about now? - No. 91 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,840 So what do you propose, oh mighty oracles? 92 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,120 [bang] 93 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,200 Shit. 94 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,440 Michelle, no. 95 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,680 Stop, not until I turn off the power. 96 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,360 You OK? 97 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,400 MICHELLE: Yeah All good. 98 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,160 DAWN: Good morning, Anders. 99 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,800 I hope you had a good night. 100 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,280 May or may not have had what you term a good night, Dawn. 101 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,040 It's not really any of your business. 102 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:12,960 DAWN: Oh. 103 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,480 OK. 104 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,800 I'll forget about being polite for the rest of the day, 105 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:16,680 shall I? 106 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,880 That'd be good. 107 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,280 I didn't have a good night. 108 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,240 That's a shame. 109 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,040 Why are you telling me this? 110 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,080 Tell me about your brother, Ty. 111 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,200 What about him? 112 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,440 Did his cupcakes not hit your spot? 113 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,080 Tell me about him. 114 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,080 He's a dark mysterious figure, like out of those mummy porn 115 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,240 novels you like to read. 116 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,240 I don't read those sort of novels. 117 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,640 Plus he's got a massive schlong. 118 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:40,920 Anders. ANDERS: What? 119 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,040 What is it you want know? His life story? 120 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,280 I'm sorry. 121 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,120 I don't have time for that right now. 122 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,760 Be specific or be gone. 123 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,360 When I was at his place last night, 124 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:53,360 I suddenly started getting these weird vibes. 125 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,560 Vibes? 126 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,240 Yeah. 127 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,160 Well, with that be schlong, it sometimes acts like an antenna. 128 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,840 Oh, for heavens sake, why do I even bother? 129 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,200 ANDERS: I don't know. 130 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:03,960 And I don't know what it is you're talking about. 131 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,320 So I can't help you. 132 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,320 So don't talk about it again, whatever it is. 133 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,240 This isn't one of those god jokes 134 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,840 where you say that now, then it turns out 135 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,200 like Thor has to be your best man 136 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,160 and I don't even get invited? 137 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,280 I definitely don't want Thor. 138 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,480 I want you. 139 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:34,040 In that case, I'll think about it. 140 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,640 Kidding. I am so in. 141 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,640 Oh, my first ever best man gig. 142 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,440 This is like a dream come true. 143 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,040 And your first ever big man duty 144 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,200 can be to figure how we get married as soon as possible. 145 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,120 We could all go to Las Vegas. 146 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,040 ZEB: We can't go to Vegas. 147 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:53,960 Why not? 148 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,600 We don't have any money? 149 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,920 ZEB: Fair point. 150 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,720 So it's probably more to do with like how 151 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,520 long it takes to get a license or stuff like that? 152 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:02,760 OK. 153 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:06,160 I'll go online to do boring research. 154 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,200 Then, we should talk about the stag do. 155 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,280 Who was that? 156 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,520 The hospital's short staffed, wondering if I cover a shift? 157 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,600 You gonna do it? 158 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,560 Yeah. 159 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,480 Think I will. 160 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,320 AXL: Cool. 161 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,080 Oh, we need to talk to you. 162 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,160 Can't stop. INGRID: Oh, no. 163 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,000 I think you can. 164 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,560 Maybe not. 165 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,720 Spot of pruning, Axl? 166 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,200 Yeah. 167 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,240 That was me last night, when I thought that Gaia was 168 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,680 what Anders, but she wasn't. 169 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,000 Oh, that's what you believe, is it? 170 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,640 Gaia said she was walking around thinking 171 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,560 and I believe her. 172 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,680 Totally believe her? 173 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,960 100%. 174 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,800 Doesn't get much more total than that. 175 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,200 Look, I know what you guys are thinking, 176 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,200 but if she was with Anders last night, why was she 177 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,600 the one who suggested this morning that we 178 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,960 bring the wedding forward? 179 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,760 Well, we'd have to ask her that. 180 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,800 But she's not here. 181 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,160 Is she? 182 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,880 Have you asked Anders? 183 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,040 AXL: No. 184 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,200 But I will if it stops this weird cop 185 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,320 routine you got going. 186 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,160 Cop routine? 187 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,720 I have no idea what he's talking about. 188 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,040 OLAF: I made love to a police constable once. 189 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,400 Oh. 190 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,560 She took shelter in my combie me during the New 191 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,640 Year's Eve riot at the Met. 192 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,560 Oh. 193 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,320 That's a lovely story. 194 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,520 Hey, bro. 195 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,040 - Were you with Gaia last night? - What? 196 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,440 I have Ingrid and Olaf here and they think 197 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,360 she was with you last night. 198 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,440 That's no way. 199 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:36,840 That's stupid. OK. 200 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,320 I mean, no offense to your fiancee, 201 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,880 but I loathe her and she can't stand the sight of me. 202 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,160 So just-- just tell the archy and the stoner 203 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,000 to back off of with that shit, OK? 204 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,280 He says, he wasn't. 205 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,200 Anders who lies for a living? 206 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,200 Do you swear? 207 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,640 I swear on our mother's grave. 208 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,800 Our mother doesn't have a grave. 209 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,480 She has a tree or not. 210 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,880 I swear. 211 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,160 I swear to you, my brother. AXL [PHONE]: Good. 212 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:57,960 Thank you. 213 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,600 You happy now? 214 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,280 Only if you're happy. 215 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,120 And you don't look very happy. 216 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,240 Because I'm sick of all this god crap. 217 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,600 Gaia and I are getting married. 218 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,880 And if you don't like it, you don't 219 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,480 have to come to the wedding. 220 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,840 In fact, I'd prefer it if there were no gods there at all, 221 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,480 throw her a god-free wedding. 222 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,600 Apart from Odin and Idun, of cause. 223 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,720 Our names are Axl and Gaia. 224 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,800 LANCE: Oh, come on, Stacey, I'm rotting on the vine here. 225 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,720 I'm broke. 226 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:36,800 What if I-- 227 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,360 Look, I'm sorry, Lance, I can't 228 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,880 give you more work if I've got no more work to give-- 229 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,240 Gaia. 230 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,680 Hi. 231 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,040 Sorry I hope I'm not interrupting. 232 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:45,960 No. 233 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,200 Not really. 234 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,640 We'll talk about this later. 235 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,160 Well, this conversation's not over. 236 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,480 Yeah. I know, Lance. 237 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,720 That's why I said, we'll talk about it later. 238 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,080 Hey, how's it going? 239 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,400 - I'll just be outside. - Cool. 240 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,240 Living the dream. 241 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,840 Welcome to my office. 242 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,040 - It's nice. - No. 243 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:07,920 It's a shithole. 244 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,440 But it'll do. 245 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,200 What brings you here? 246 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,920 I didn't really know who else to go to. 247 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,280 And you chose me? 248 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,920 Well, it's just that you were so nice to me 249 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,560 when you thought you were my handmaiden, which it turns out, 250 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,400 I'm not. 251 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,160 Last night, I slept with Anders. 252 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,840 And I felt really horrible and dirty about it. 253 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,880 So this morning, I lied to Axl so that he would still love me. 254 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,400 I am just the worst person in the world. 255 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:47,280 Best fun ever. 256 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,720 Good for you, honey. 257 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,760 Seriously, how do guys not walk 258 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,080 around with permanent hard-ons when they're smashing stuff? 259 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,080 I know. 260 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,240 It's-- it's-- it's a mystery. 261 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,720 Just-- just be careful. 262 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,760 Yeah? 263 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,280 Careful is for pussies, Mikkel. 264 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,120 Yeah. 265 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:10,600 Hey. 266 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,000 Hey. 267 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,400 [grunting] 268 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,320 The bar is not actually open. 269 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,640 But if you want a drink, help yourself, 270 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,160 because once this lot's gone, it's gone. 271 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,280 No. 272 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:20,760 It's a bit early in the day for me. 273 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,520 Really? 274 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:34,320 Hey, have you spoken to Axl lately? 275 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,200 Yeah. 276 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,200 Why? 277 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,560 How was he? 278 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,400 Why? Did you hear about the wedding? 279 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,400 No. What about it? 280 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,720 It's been brought forward. 281 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,440 Axl didn't say why. 282 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,680 - Do you know why? - Me? 283 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,280 No. Fuck no. 284 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,960 I'm trying to stay as far away from that happy couple as 285 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,480 humanly possible. 286 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,680 It's not the human side of things 287 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,600 that we're worried about here. 288 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,200 Oh, I need a beer. 289 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,480 I hate beer. 290 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,360 No. 291 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,640 You don't need a beer. 292 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,360 Speaking of things I hate-- 293 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,360 Michelle, the tough dyke look really suits you. 294 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,560 Be careful, Anders. 295 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,000 I'm very high on adrenaline right now. 296 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,120 I might break you in half. 297 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,680 Got yourself a winner there, Mike. 298 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,600 Was there anything in particular that you were after? 299 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,000 No. 300 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,000 Nothing in particular. 301 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:36,680 There's is voice in my head that keeps getting louder, 302 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,360 just reminding me how mind-blowing it was. 303 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,960 I mean, every fiber, every nerve ending in my body was alive. 304 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,440 And then, there's voice telling me I need more. 305 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,800 OK. 306 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,320 Even longer shot given it's Anders, any chance 307 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,360 he got it out of his system? 308 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,960 He's been sexting me all morning. 309 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,920 Oh my. 310 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:06,760 That's really graphic. 311 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,560 Well, it's a good thing you haven't 312 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,600 responded to any of them. 313 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,040 Most of them I wouldn't know what to say. 314 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:18,320 Except ew, yuck, no way, not ever. 315 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:22,600 That's not what the voice of my head is saying. 316 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,680 Say, no, Gaia. 317 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,480 Say, no. 318 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,800 [phone ringing] 319 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,840 You need to stop this. 320 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,840 We need to meet. 321 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,320 GAIA [PHONE]: No, we don't. 322 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,120 Your response to last night is to marry Axl quicker? 323 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,720 We really need to talk. 324 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,160 I don't want what happened last night to happen again. 325 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,840 Neither do I, which is why we need to talk. 326 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,040 Fine. 327 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:16,920 OK. 328 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,720 Come to my apartment. 329 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,080 I don't think so. 330 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,760 If we meet, we need to meet somewhere public. 331 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,680 Sure. 332 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,480 Whatever you want. 333 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,240 To give him some credit, he seemed pretty genuine to me 334 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,680 and his desire not to go there. 335 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,880 In the end, it doesn't matter what Anders does. 336 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:41,360 It is what the universe does to Anders. 337 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,160 Bombs away. 338 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,960 And let's face it, Anders acts on his urges 339 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,200 a lot more than the rest of us. 340 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:52,280 And he has zero strength of will. 341 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,240 And he understands what'll happen to him if he hurts Axl. 342 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,240 Plus the thought of him and Gaia is-- 343 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,680 is really creepy. 344 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,840 Creepy doesn't matter. 345 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,640 Creepy or not, Idun and Bragi will 346 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,200 always want to nail each other. 347 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,040 Incoming. 348 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,200 OK. 349 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,280 Aren't you maybe overstating things here? 350 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,360 Axl and Gaia, they love each other. 351 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,760 And we shouldn't underestimate that, as opposed 352 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,720 to some spurious god power that maybe we're overestimating. 353 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,280 I wouldn't ever write off god power. 354 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,040 God powers are remarkably strong. 355 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:27,920 Yeah? 356 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,760 Ours aren't? 357 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,920 Oh, fuck, fuck. 358 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:32,760 You all right? 359 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:35,800 Fine. 360 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,160 Don't belittle our powers, Mike. 361 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,400 Within all of us, we possess great power. 362 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,480 It's our problems accessing those powers that 363 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,240 renders us less than mighty, like we've 364 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,440 lost our remote control. 365 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,280 But if we could some mental powers at will, then-- 366 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,760 then, we'd be a force to be reckoned with. 367 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,840 So you're still really go through this wedding? 368 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,440 - Yeah. - Wow. 369 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,480 Brave. 370 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,160 Not really. 371 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,120 It's what I want. 372 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,680 Right, even after last night. 373 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,400 Especially after last night. 374 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,360 Right, after everything we did last night. 375 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,680 Why? 376 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,560 Do you want to marry me? 377 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,560 Fuck no. 378 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,120 I can't think of anything worse. 379 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,680 Talk about having all the fun sucked out of your life. 380 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,360 Yeah. 381 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:41,680 Well, the thought of ending up with you makes my skin crawl. 382 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,560 You can't have the bride at your stag night. 383 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,800 Why not? 384 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,440 It's for stags. 385 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,160 Plus, I think it's bad luck. 386 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,600 Uh, I don't think it is. 387 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,680 And it'll be cool to have her at my stag do. 388 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,000 We have heaps better fun on nights out when she's with us. 389 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,440 I don't know, man. 390 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,840 - It seems all wrong to me. - Let's just ask her. 391 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,760 She might not even be into it. 392 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,320 [phone vibrating] 393 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,040 GAIA [PHONE]: Hi. 394 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:22,920 This is Gaia. 395 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,120 Leave a message. 396 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,000 Hey. 397 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:25,960 It's me. 398 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,640 Give me a call when you can. 399 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,480 Must be busy. 400 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,760 You have a visitor. 401 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,360 Hey there. 402 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,480 She just kind of walked in, sat down, refused to move. 403 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,080 Dawn can you go get me a coffee? 404 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,240 You, know every time you want to have a conversation with one 405 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,640 of your lady friends, you don't have to send me off for coffee. 406 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,760 You can just tell me to go. 407 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,600 Go. 408 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,320 You're in my chair. 409 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,520 Yes. 410 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,560 Which is kind of a provocative act. 411 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,160 This is provocative? 412 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,480 I can think of a lot of things that are 413 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,120 way more provocative than this. 414 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,080 Good for you. 415 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,280 STACEY: But then, who am I? 416 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,920 I'm just a businesswoman trying to keep 417 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,640 a small business afloat in a sea of much bigger businesses. 418 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,760 Yeah. Yeah. 419 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,360 No, no. 420 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,640 The dog-eat-dog world of cycle couriering must just be-- 421 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,520 sorry. 422 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,040 What's your point? 423 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,960 My point is I know what you and Gaia have been doing. 424 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,560 How do you know about that? 425 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,920 I was her handmaiden. 426 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,440 She tells me stuff. 427 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,640 Hey. I didn't want her. 428 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,760 OK? 429 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,840 Let's be perfectly clear on that. 430 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,880 I was driven to it. 431 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,640 She was driven to it. 432 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,160 We were driven together, twice. 433 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,800 Twice? 434 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,800 Where do you think I was while you were claiming my chair? 435 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,000 Oh. 436 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,520 She told me it was a one time thing. 437 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,720 I said to stay away. 438 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,160 Yeah, well, I mean, that worked 439 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,320 about as well as your lame attempt to blackmail me, 440 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,640 didn't it? 441 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,320 I mean, that's what you trying to do, right? 442 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,520 Blackmail me? 443 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,840 Maybe. 444 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:13,960 You suck at blackmail. 445 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,200 Yeah, well, you suck as a brother. 446 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,840 OK. Whatever. 447 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,600 Look, you and your deadbeats, you want to deliver my mail, 448 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,840 go for it. I got two conditions. 449 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,280 One, no white guys with dreadlocks, 450 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,440 because that's just wrong. 451 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,360 Currently employing none. 452 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,240 So all good. 453 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,280 And two? 454 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,080 Get out of my chair. 455 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,920 What are you doing here? 456 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,880 Huh? 457 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,040 Right now, at this moment. 458 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,160 Oh, yeah. 459 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,760 I can work this. 460 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,480 Hey. Thought you were at work. 461 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:47,120 We were-- I was-- 462 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,880 we were trying on suit options from the hospice shop 463 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,560 for the wedding. 464 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,880 But even though this looks stupid, 465 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,400 I want you to know that I'm taking 466 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,520 our marriage very seriously. 467 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,320 I know you are. 468 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:08,880 Why don't I-- 469 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,680 I wasn't at work today. 470 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,520 I wasn't walking around last night. 471 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,080 I lied to you. 472 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:33,960 And it's the worst thing I've ever done, worse I reckon 473 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,480 than why I lied, because I love you. 474 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,720 And I hate him, but I couldn't stop it. 475 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,120 I can't stop it. 476 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,080 I'm so sorry, Axl. 477 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,800 I'm so, so sorry. 478 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:53,200 But this thing inside is bigger than me 479 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,640 and it's stronger than me. 480 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,960 And I can't make it go away. 481 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,080 Stay here. 482 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,360 Axl, please-- 483 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,160 AXL: Stay here. 484 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,920 [message tone] 485 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,720 Hey, Speed Racer. 486 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,960 Hey, fast lady. 487 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,840 Hey, babe. 488 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,200 Hey. 489 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,360 You seem happy. 490 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,960 Because I am. 491 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,920 You want a cupcake? 492 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,080 OK. 493 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,840 So is this a general happy thing 494 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,880 or is there an actual reason? 495 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,480 There's an actual reason. 496 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,200 The reason being that I am an awesome businesswoman who 497 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,200 leveraged her situation to my advantage 498 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,040 - to score a big contract. - Not a multinational. 499 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,240 - I don't like multinational. - No, no. 500 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,400 It's not a multinational. 501 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,400 It's more like a boutique PR agency. 502 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,600 Or something like Anders' company. 503 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,640 Actually, it is Anders' company. 504 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,120 Why would he give you a contract? 505 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,960 And when you say leveraged a situation, what do you mean? 506 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,200 OK. 507 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,360 I suppose there are those who might call it blackmail 508 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,160 over the fact that Anders has been sticking 509 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,120 his nasty thing in Gaia. 510 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,040 Oh. 511 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:19,840 Oh shit. 512 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,280 Where is he? 513 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,440 Anders isn't here. 514 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,360 Is he at home? 515 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,400 Where is he? 516 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,280 He was here. 517 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,440 He left. 518 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,320 He didn't say where he was going. 519 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,840 Prick. 520 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,640 Nice chatting. 521 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:45,720 You do understand the meaning of the term structural, right? 522 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,960 If I destroy something structural, 523 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,040 the building will fall down. 524 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,600 So I can't destroy stuff anymore. 525 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,320 Destroying stuff's fun. 526 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,520 There's a skip coming. 527 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,680 You can check all that shit in that. 528 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,720 That's fun. 529 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,000 No. 530 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,280 See now, that just sounds like hard work. 531 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,080 Well-- 532 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,400 - Do you know where Anders is? - Sorry. 533 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,280 He's not at his office. 534 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,280 He's not at home. 535 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,840 Do your Ullr thing. 536 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,000 Why? 537 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,400 Why do you think? 538 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,960 Oh, that is so creepy. 539 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,360 Tell me where he is? 540 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,000 No. I'm not gonna do that? 541 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,200 Why not? 542 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,480 Because I don't want you killing him. 543 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,320 Spoilsport. 544 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,760 - We need to talk about this. - What we? 545 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,640 The family. 546 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,840 Why? 547 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,680 It's my fiance he fucked, not yours. 548 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,760 There is more involved to it. 549 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,280 You know that. 550 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,640 That's why we need to all be in on it, like a thing. 551 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,200 No. 552 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,760 Yes, because that is the way we deal with this shit, 553 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,120 as a family. 554 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,040 Fine. 555 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,160 Whatever. 556 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,120 As long as the end of it is we kick 557 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,480 his ass out of this family. 558 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,320 Stay here. 559 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:59,120 If it helps, you are welcome to destroy some shit, as long 560 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,560 as it's not a structural. 561 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,680 Are you sure he wasn't using his Bragi powers on you? 562 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,760 Yeah. 563 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,520 I'm sure. 564 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:16,080 Man, it sucks being a god sometimes. 565 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,440 Right from the word go for me. 566 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,240 Whoa. 567 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,040 Zeb, I need to make this right. 568 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:26,840 How? 569 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,560 Fuck. 570 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,040 I hate having you for a brother. 571 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,320 Well, you're not exactly Mr. Popularity either. 572 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,640 When is that never been the case? 573 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,520 You dick. 574 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,720 You're a fucking moron. 575 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,680 You couldn't leave it alone. 576 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,000 I tried, Mike. 577 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,600 - Obviously not hard enough. - No, no, no. 578 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,720 That's where you're wrong. 579 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,680 I gave it every fiber of my being. 580 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,440 And yet to no one's surprise, I came up short. 581 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,480 So what? 582 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,520 - You're here to punch me? - Yeah. 583 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,440 I'm thinking about it. 584 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,400 Go on then. 585 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,920 Take a shot. 586 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,960 Thought of me with that wet blanket, I'd punch me too. 587 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,280 Then, why did you do it? 588 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,560 You know what, Mike? 589 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,640 I thought you of all people would get it. 590 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,480 I couldn't stop it. 591 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,120 You try finding something with thousands 592 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,840 of years of history behind it. 593 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,440 I mean, at least with Helen, it was fun, 594 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,680 because she was kind of a cool chick, albeit with issues, 595 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,360 but bloody soppy Gaia? 596 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,920 I was just the Bragi vessel doing my godly duty, 597 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,800 whether I wanted to or not. 598 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,680 You know, I hope that when Axel finds this Frigg, 599 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,240 that they fancy each other, because it is gonna 600 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,640 suck for him if he doesn't. 601 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,920 Well, at least the sex was spectacular. 602 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,560 Fuck, Mike. 603 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,760 You know, the couple you should be slapping are the ones who 604 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,000 think checking a ring on her finger 605 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,000 is gonna make this thing go away. 606 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,680 I bet Anders is totally into heaps of kinky stuff. 607 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,920 I bet he's like this sexual wind up toy, his little-- 608 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,880 little scrunched up face going all red as he hammers away. 609 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,200 It was the weirdest thing. 610 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,800 Dawn and I were getting on like a house on fire. 611 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,360 Then, she walked away. 612 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,520 And when I turned around, she was looking at me like I 613 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,880 was some kind of monster. 614 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,800 Which you're not. 615 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,440 Well, not anymore. 616 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,520 The thing is, I was talking about icing 617 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,720 and I wonder if that set off some kind of connection 618 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:22,680 in her head, like icing, ice, pod. 619 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,120 No. 620 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,600 Not even the universe would make that leap, Ty. 621 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,720 Yeah. 622 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,000 Well, have you got a better idea? 623 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,280 She was standing where? 624 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,280 Here? 625 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,560 Yeah. 626 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,440 And you were-- 627 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,640 you turned away. 628 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,960 She turned away. 629 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,920 Something changed. 630 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,040 Where was she when you turned back? 631 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:50,520 Over there by the ice carving room. 632 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,960 Has Dawn ever been in that room? 633 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,240 Only when Eva looked her in and she almost died. 634 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,080 You'd have to imagine that might leave something 635 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:02,040 of a scar on the subconscious. 636 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,360 What about with Ty? 637 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:09,600 It would be intense and animalistic. 638 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,400 Axl? 639 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,120 I could teach him a thing or two. 640 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,440 I should've guessed. 641 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,440 Hey, Mike. 642 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,560 Everything is falling to shit. 643 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,040 Do you know that? 644 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,840 You're talking about Anders and Gaia, I presume? 645 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:27,680 Yeah. And what are you doing? 646 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,360 Having a party? 647 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,600 Get help, people. 648 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,800 Mikkel, you cannot uncrash the train 649 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,760 once the train has crashed. 650 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,040 No. 651 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,400 But you can deal to the dead and dying. 652 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,800 Anders, Anders, Anders. 653 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,000 Drop it, grandpa. 654 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,000 All I'm saying is there's no point in keeping it bottled up. 655 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,160 It's not healthy. 656 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,160 Let Anders know exactly how you feel. 657 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,240 But you already know that. 658 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:07,960 Axl. 659 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,520 Axl, Axl, easy. 660 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,720 That's how we do this. 661 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,280 So just chill the fuck out for now. 662 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,120 OK? 663 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,280 Michelle, could you-- 664 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,240 I will leave you boys to it. 665 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,560 OK. 666 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,080 We all know that Anders did an unforgivable thing. 667 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,360 Gee, nice opening, Mike. 668 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,680 You would do well to shut it right now. 669 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,120 We all get that. 670 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,080 Even Anders gets that, in his own way. 671 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,760 Like fuck he does. He made her do it. 672 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,960 What? No. 673 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,080 - She was totally up for it. - Anders-- 674 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:47,760 He used his Bragi powers on her. 675 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,600 No I didn't. 676 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,520 In a way, he did. 677 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,800 You see? 678 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:56,280 But-- look, only by being Bragi, which 679 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,040 is different to using Bragi. 680 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,040 I mean-- I mean, why would he need to use it if it 681 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,880 was a done deal by being it? 682 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,120 Listen, Eden Idun, Bragi, as long as the two of them 683 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,440 inhabit the same godly postcode, they will 684 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,920 find a way to knob each other. 685 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,800 Gaia could've lost her face and all 686 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,680 her limbs to leprosy and Anders would 687 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,440 still find her irresistible. 688 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,760 Yeah, OK, Grandpa. 689 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,560 Point made. 690 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,360 It's shit, mate. 691 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,760 But I believe it's the truth. 692 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,320 Because it is the truth. 693 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,160 And you and Gaia are gonna have to deal with it now. 694 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,320 How, I don't know. 695 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:45,920 But we will do whatever we can, whatever you decide, 696 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:46,760 to help you through this. 697 00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:01,000 Bro, you need to know that I'm not 698 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,440 proud of what's happened here. 699 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,640 OK? 700 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,320 And I know what you all think of me. 701 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,360 But I'm gonna fight this thing, every step of the way, 702 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,920 whatever it takes, because there are times there 703 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:16,400 when I was with Gaia and I felt like I was floating 704 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,960 above everything, looking down. 705 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,000 I was thinking, what am I doing? 706 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,720 I am balls deep in Axl's fiance-- 707 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,560 Anders-- 708 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,720 [grunting] 709 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,640 Anders, you dick. 710 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,840 You've got quite a talent for taking a moment 711 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,520 and trashing it, Anders. 712 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,760 Anders, you OK? 713 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,560 No. 714 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,000 Holy shit. 715 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:45,920 Fuck, Axl. 716 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:46,880 Michelle! 717 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,800 Fuck! 718 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,600 Michelle. 719 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,240 Shit. 720 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,560 Anders. Anders. 721 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,800 MICHELLE: Keep pressure on the wound. 722 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,040 - MIKE: Anders. - Oh, shit. 723 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,160 Where are you going? 724 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,040 MICHELLE: I got to get something. 725 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,880 TY: Hang in there, bro. 726 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,920 Open your eyes. 727 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,840 Anders. 728 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,000 Open your eyes, bro. 729 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,280 - Anders. - Anders. 730 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,480 - Hey, come on. - Axl. 731 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,440 Axl. 732 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,400 What are you doing? 733 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,840 Where are you going? 734 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,880 Axl. 735 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:11,720 Dammit. 736 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,240 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 737 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,160 Yes. 738 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,760 I got it. 739 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,040 MIKE: Just keep him alive until I can get an ambulance. 740 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,600 TY: Anders. Anders. 741 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,480 Anders. 742 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,560 Don't need an ambulance. 743 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,400 What? 744 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,840 Oh, I really hate blood. 745 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,320 Yuck. 746 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,400 Go, Yggdrasil. 747 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,240 You owe me, midget. 748 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,960 He'll live. 749 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,480 with Any luck, he'll be brain damaged. 750 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,200 But given that most of his blood resides in his dick, 751 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,040 probably not. 752 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,760 You can thank me later. 753 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,680 That was impressive. 754 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,400 Can't believe of all your brothers, I saved Anders. 755 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,600 So how long have we had this skill? 756 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,240 Actually, two. 757 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,000 I saved Axl when he was sick. 758 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,040 No, three. 759 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,480 Ty. 760 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,600 I bought him back from the dead when he was becoming not Hod. 761 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:54,160 In fact, you are the only brother I haven't saved. 762 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,680 You could be an only child if not for me. 763 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,240 MIKE: So is this what Colin meant 764 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,360 when he said you're the most powerful goddess in town? 765 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,480 Was he wrong? 766 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,320 Why didn't you tell me about this? 767 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,600 Don't you have more important things 768 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,400 to worry about right now? 769 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,480 - Not a good idea, Anders. - I'm fine. 770 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,440 You lost a lot of blood. 771 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,320 I am fine. 772 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,960 - Axl. - Yep. 773 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,840 You need a hand? 774 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,680 No. 775 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,280 We shouldn't laugh. 776 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,200 [laughter] 777 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,000 Yes, we should. 778 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,400 Anders is fine. 779 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:19,840 But all that blood? 780 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,320 We live in an age of miracles. 781 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,600 Point is you can come out of hiding. 782 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,480 Do I have to? 783 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,320 Afraid so. 784 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,880 Cause this is nowhere near being sorted. 785 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,920 What if I try and do it again? 786 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,040 What if I try and kill Anders again? 787 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,600 I mean, I can't control that stuff when 788 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,640 the Odin thing takes over me. 789 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,040 But don't you think that sounds a lot like a couple 790 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,160 of other people right now? 791 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,200 And you absolutely know how it pains me to side with Anders. 792 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,760 So what am I meant to do? 793 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,920 Stand back and let them go for it? 794 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,200 No. 795 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,120 No. 796 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,240 You don't deserve that. 797 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,920 Gaia doesn't deserve a fate like Anders. 798 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:24,720 Then, what? 799 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,080 We'll figure something out. 800 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,520 Come on. 801 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,000 That's my stick. 802 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,640 Give it back. 803 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,320 I just saved your life with it, you ungrateful little shit. 804 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,840 Thanks. 805 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,320 Now, give me my stick back. 806 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,120 The only way you're getting this back is rectally. 807 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,760 Oh, yeah. 808 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,560 I nearly froze my bollocks off in the Arctic 809 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,800 Circle for that stick. 810 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,000 Now, give it back. 811 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,440 Actually cutting your bollocks off 812 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,720 could be a good solution to this whole Idun issue. 813 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,800 It's a figure of speech, Grandpa. 814 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,320 That stick belongs to me. 815 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,240 Didn't you call it the Useless Stick of Uselessness 816 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,160 and throw it in a cupboard? 817 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,400 That doesn't matter. 818 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440 It's still mine. 819 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,400 OK. 820 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,400 Well, come and get it then. 821 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,200 I will. 822 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,520 OLAF: Put it right in his ass. 823 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,160 Hi. 824 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,720 No stay. 825 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,520 You might as well, in case I lose it again. 826 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,440 Lose what? 827 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,520 MIKE: Doesn't matter. 828 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,360 That's not gonna happen. 829 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,480 Such a mess, eh? 830 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,040 And it's all my fault. 831 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,320 No. 832 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,240 No. 833 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,280 It's not. 834 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,080 Is it, Axl? 835 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,400 No. 836 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,760 MIKE: Axl and I have talked about this. 837 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:25,000 And stuffs happened tonight that's made everyone realize, 838 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,840 sometimes you can't blame a person 839 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,640 for giving into forces that are much stronger than they are. 840 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,440 I guess. 841 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,040 But if I hadn't of become Idun, then none of this 842 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,680 would've happened, right? 843 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,240 But no one is blaming you for that. 844 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,680 That's not what I said. 845 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,280 I said, if Idun hadn't've come into the picture, 846 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,480 then everything would be cool, right? 847 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,040 That can't be changed. 848 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:59,640 Yeah, it can, by removing myself from the picture. 849 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,720 No. 850 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,200 - Yes. - No way. 851 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,160 No. 852 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,600 Minus me solves everything. 853 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,520 Gaia, killing yourself is not an option here. 854 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,560 Killing myself? 855 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,600 Of course that's not an option. 856 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,800 Get with the real world, OK? 857 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,080 I mean, removing myself, leaving. 858 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,440 I've always wanted to travel. 859 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,640 Now seems like a good time. 860 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,480 I'll come with you. 861 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,680 No, Axl. 862 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,200 That's not going to work. 863 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:42,080 I need to be as far away from gods as I can get. 864 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:42,920 And that includes you. 865 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,920 I'm sorry. 866 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,520 Zeb and I found some good deals to London. 867 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,360 Travel agent to the gods, me. 868 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,360 The rest I'll just make up when I'm there, my own way. 869 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,880 It's the right thing to do, Axl. 870 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,360 Please, say you understand. 871 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,040 I understand. 872 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,040 Please say you'll spend one last night with me. 873 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,000 My cue to leave. 874 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:43,800 Me too. 875 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,280 Yes, please. 876 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,840 I'm fine. I'm fine. 877 00:39:58,880 --> 00:39:59,840 I feel great. 878 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,520 I feel like I dodged a bullet. 879 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,520 Given the alternative is you bleeding out on Mike's floor, 880 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,720 yes, you did. 881 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,640 We should celebrate. 882 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,440 Let's get a drink. 883 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,320 You know, strictly speaking, this should be getting old. 884 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,560 Oh, but it so isn't. 885 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,560 It won't do anything for you, unless you want 886 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,120 to beat me to death with it. 887 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,160 Why would I want to do that? 888 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,520 Godly fit of rage? 889 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,760 In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not 890 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:41,160 really the fit of rage type. 891 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,400 The lover, not the fighter. 892 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,080 So how come it works for you? 893 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,560 Ask Ingrid. 894 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,400 Some mumbo jumbo about Yggdrasil and wombs and life. 895 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,800 Blah, blah. 896 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,440 It's a chick thing. 897 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,800 Why didn't you tell me about it? 898 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,840 It's a chick thing. 899 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,520 So what are you going to do about it? 900 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,640 Me? 901 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:12,880 The way I figure it, you can make a big deal about it, 902 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,680 or not. 903 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,480 It's your stick, not mine. 904 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,600 Just use it for good, not the darkside. 905 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,040 Always been my plan. 906 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,880 Wonder if it's got the power to make you take your clothes off. 907 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,240 Joyous. 908 00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,640 [bittersweet music] 909 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,960 [music playing] 60261

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