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America's favorite
family, the Nelsons.

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

They like to go places,
enjoy happy times together,

and they enjoy these moments
over again in pictures.

- Hey, how does this
sound to everybody?

- Glenn, suppose you take
Bruce, Ed, the bass fiddle,

and one guitar in your car.

And I'll take Marvin, Joe, the
drums, and the music stands,

and the other guitar in my car.

- Well, Bruce
always falls asleep.

I'll trade you
Bruce for the drums.

- If you take the drums
and Bruce rides with me,

there won't be any
room for the bass.

- Well, then you take
the bass and Bruce,

and I'll take the guitars
and the music stands.

- Then there won't
be any room for me.

- Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't you let Glenn,
Marvin, and Joe ride in your car

with the drums and
the music stands,

and let Bruce and Ed and the
two guitars and the bass fiddle

go in the other car.

- Well, I don't want
Bruce to drive my car.

- Well, then it's simple.

Let the bass fiddle drive.

- But the bass fiddle
doesn't have a license.

- Oh.

- What are you trying
to do, confuse us?

- Sounds to me like
you're already confused.

- Well, does anybody
got any better ideas?

- Yeah, why don't you put
the drums in Glenn's car?

And then Marvin could
take the bass fiddle.

- Which reminds me, we
need another guitar player.

Andy can't go.

- Well, how about you, Dave?

You play a little guitar.

- What do you mean
"a little guitar"?

- Well, when you're playing
with this outfit, that's great.

- Hey, why can't you put
the drums in Glenn's car

with the bass, and I'll
sit on the music stands?

- Look, will you stop worrying?

- What do you say, Dave, you
want to come along with us?

- Oh, I don't know.

- Hey, wait a second.

The dance is up in
Elmsville, isn't it?

- Yeah, what about it?

- Well, that's where those
two girls live, Dave.

You know, the ones that came
to our fraternity dance.

- What two girls?

- Oh, don't tell me
you've forgotten already.

You know, what's-her-name
and her friend.

- Oh, yeah.
- Why don't you go up there?

We might have some fun.
- Oh hiya, fellas.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Well, it looks like a
happy, little gathering.

What's going on here?

- Oh we're just trying to figure
out how to get up to Elmsville.

We're going to play a high
school dance up there.

- Oh, yeah, well, haven't
you better get started?

- We're not leaving
till tomorrow.

- See, the dance isn't
until tomorrow night.

- Well, I know.

I thought you going to
drive up there today.

- What for?

- Well, it'll take
several hours to drive it.

You don't want to get there all
tired out at the last minute.

- Oh, we'll make it.

- Why, I should think this
would be a pretty important date

for you guys.
- It is.

It's the first time
we've played Elmsville.

- In fact, it's our first
big job out of town.

- Well, yeah,
that's what I mean.

If you just leave
yourselves a few hours

to drive up there
tomorrow, you might

have a flat tire or
something and be late.

- Oh, I don't think
that'll happen.

I got brand new tires on my car.

- New tires?

I think I'll ride
with you, Rick.

- What about the drums?

- Put them in Glenn's
car with the bass fiddle.

- Yeah, but then we'll
have to put the guitars

and the music stands
in Ricky's car.

- Well, look, fellas, no matter
how you divide up the load,

I still think you ought
to leave this afternoon.

I remember one
time with our band,

we allowed ourselves just
enough time to get to the dance

and we ran into a snowstorm.

The roads got icy.

We didn't have any chains.

We never did get there.

- I really don't think
it's going to snow, pop.

- Well, no, but it might rain.

- Or the car could stall, or
a bridge could get washed out.

Hey, Dave, maybe
we'd better not go.

Sounds too dangerous.

- Look, I don't mean that's
what's going to happen.

I'm just trying to
point out to you

why I think you ought
to leave this afternoon.

- Well, where would we stay?

- Well, you could
stay in a hotel.

It wouldn't cost very much.

- Yeah, we could see the town
tonight and have some fun.

- Sure, we could look up
what's-her-name and her friend.

- Now, how are we going to
look up what's-her-name?

We don't even know her name.

- Well, we'll ask
her friend, who's-it.

- I think we ought to
just stay home and go

to a show or something.

- Well, why don't we go up
there and have some fun?

- I think pop's right.

Let's go up tonight, huh?
- Sounds good to me.

- Yeah, let's go up tonight.
- Tell you what I'll do, fellas.

I'll go upstairs and
call up the hotel for you

and make the reservations.
- Thanks, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- We still haven't figured
out the transportation.

- Bruce, why don't you
and Marv come with me?

We can take the bass fiddle.

- The bass fiddle?

- Look, why don't you
do it the easy way?

Ricky, Wally, and I'll take all
the instruments up in our car,

and the rest of you guys
can go up with Glenn.

- Hey, that sounds
like a good idea.

Where will we meet you guys?

- We'll meet you tonight at
the hotel up in Elmsville.

- Which one?
- The Elmsville hotel.

It's the only one up there.
- We'll see you later.

- Hey, come on, help me
with these instruments.

- I don't know why Bruce
doesn't like you, honey.

You look like a good kid to me.

A little skinny perhaps.

- We're all packed
and ready to go.

- Well, how long you're
going to be up there?

- Overnight.

- Looks like you've got
enough stuff for a six months

cruise around the world.

- I told him he packed too much.

- Well, we're going to stay
up there all day tomorrow.

- Why you got the
ice skates for?

- Well, you know, in case
it snows, like you said.

- I didn't say it
was going to snow.

I just said that's what
happened to us one time when

we had the band.
- See?

Now will you take the
skis out of the car?

- OK, I just want to be
prepared for any emergency.

Besides, you can't go
walking in a hotel with just

one crummy little suitcase.

People will think
you're a nobody.

- Well, who do
you think you are?

- Well, that's beside the point.

- Did you pull in the hotel, pa?

- Oh, yeah, I called, but she
said the circuits were busy.

She's going to call me back.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

- Mr. Nelson?

- Yeah?

- I have your call to
the Elmsville hotel.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

She's putting the call through.

- Go ahead, please.

- Hello?
- Hello?

[loud horns]

- Hi, it's Mr. Nelson.

I'd like to make a reservation.

- You'll have to
speak louder, sir.

I can't hear you.

- Oh, I said my name is Nelson.

I'd like to make a reservation
for a couple of rooms.

Some boys are coming
up there to play

for the dance at high
school tomorrow night.

[horns]

- You'll have to
excuse the noise.

There's a convention in town.

- Oh, I say I want
to make a reservation

for some rooms for tonight.

- Oh, I'm sorry, but
there isn't a room

to be had any place in town.

I'm positive.

If there was one available,
I'd take it myself.

There are lots of
rooms next week.

- Oh, no, it has to be tonight.

Well, thanks anyway.

Wow.

- What's the matter?

- Well, there's a
convention in town.

There aren't any rooms
left at the hotel.

- Uh, look, you better tell
the other fellows not to leave.

- Well, they're on
their way up there.

They left a half hour ago.

- Well, that's an
interesting development.

Where are you
fellows going to say?

- Gee, I don't know.

- Besides snowstorms,
anything like

this ever happen to you, pop?

- Oh, no, no.

We had to sleep in the
bus a couple of times

when we couldn't get any rooms.

- Hey, that's our solution.

We'll buy a bus.

- Hey, wait a minute.
Here's an idea.

Why don't you take
the station wagon?

You can sleep in the back of it.

- The whole bunch of us?

- Well, sure.

You can take your
sleeping bags along.

It'd be a lot of fun, sort of
like an outdoor camping trip.

- Well, it might be pretty
cold at this time of year.

- Well, maybe so, Harriet,
but what else can they do?

- Well, they could
drive up tomorrow.

In fact, I thought that
was the original idea.

- Well, it was, but I--

but they changed their minds.

- Why, for goodness sakes?
This is silly.

- Well, no it's not.

This is more convenient.

If they drive up
tomorrow, they'll

get there tired from
all that driving.

- Well, if they go
up there tonight,

they won't get any sleep at all.

Whose idea was this?

- Well, it was--

- Well, we got to drive
up there tonight, mom.

The rest of the guys
have already left.

- Yeah, it wouldn't be fair.

- Wouldn't be fair,
especially since it was-- uh,

since it was our idea.

- Whose idea?

- OK, it was my idea.

It sounded like a
good one at the time.

Oh, come on fellas.

You might as well
get an early start.

I'll get that for you, Dave.
- Oh, thanks, pop.

- You got your license with you?

- Ricky's going to drive.

- You know the way
up there, Rick?

- Uh huh.

- Oh, wait a minute, fellas.

You forgot your camera.

- Oh, thanks, mom.

- Take it easy now,
and have a good time.

- Drive carefully.
- OK.

So long.
Bye.

- So long.

It's awful quiet around here.

- The boys have only been
gone a couple of hours.

- I guess it's just that I'm
so used to having them around.

- You suppose
they'll be all right?

- Oh, sure.

They've camped out before.

They'll probably have
a lot more fun they

would staying at the hotel.

- I hope they have
enough blankets.

[phone ringing]

I'll get it.

- Hey, maybe it's the boys.

- Hello?

- Hello, is this the
Nelson residence?

- Yes, it is this.

- This is Ruth
Campbell in Elmsville.

I'm chairman of the
dance committee.

Is Ricky there?
- Well, no, he isn't.

He left a couple of hours
ago to drive up there.

- Oh, gee, what
did he do that for?

- Well, the boys
decided to leave tonight

so they'd be sure to make
the dance tomorrow night.

- Well, that's what I
wanted to talk to him about.

We had to postpone the dance.

- Postpone it?

- What's this?

- Yes.

You see, there's a
convention in town

and they want to use our
high school gymnasium,

so we had to put off our
dance until next week.

- Oh, dear.

- I'm awfully sorry.

I just found out
about it myself.

I didn't think the boys were
coming up here until tomorrow.

- Well, they weren't,
but their father--

Never mind, that's OK.

Thanks for calling.

- Oh, that's OK.

Goodbye, Mrs. Nelson.

- Goodbye, Ruth.

- The dance has been called off?

- No, but they had to
postpone it until next week.

They're using the high
school gym for a convention.

- Well, Harriet,
it's not my fault.

- I didn't say a word.

- Why'd they have to have
a convention up there?

And why did they have to
use the high school gym?

Why couldn't they hold
the dance tomorrow night

like they were supposed to?

Why--

- Yes?

- OK, why didn't I
mind my own business?

The way I figure it,
they ought to be getting

to Barton's Corners about now.

- Why don't we try
and call them up?

- Call them up, where?

- Well, we could try the gas
station at Barton's Corners.

They might stop there for gas.

- Well, yeah, it's worth a try.

- Long distance.

- Uh, could you give
me the telephone number

of Barton's Corners gas station
in Barton's Corners, please?

- One moment, please.

- It's probably silly.

- No, it's not.

- Hello, sir?
- Yes?

- I'm sorry.

The only Barton's Corner
gas station I have listed

is in Flat Rock.

- What's the Barton's Corners
gas station doing in Flat Rock?

- I'm sorry, I do not
have that information.

- Oh, well, will you call
that one then, please?

- Which one, sir?

- Well, the one in flat boys--

I mean in, uh, hi--
in, uh, Flat Rock.

- Yes, sir.

- Are you getting them?

- Yeah, but the Barton's Corners
gas station is in Flat Rock.

- What's it doing in Flat Rock?

- I'm sorry, we do not
have that information.

[telephone ringing]

- Barton's Corners
Flat Rock gas station.

Hold the wire, please.

[cash register]

Hang on, mister, I'll be
with you in just a minute.

- Be with me in just a minute.

- Here's your change, sonny.
- Oh, thank you.

Could you tell me how
far it is Elmsville?

- Oh, you ought to be there
in about a half an hour,

straight down the road.

- OK, thanks a lot.
- Good night, boys.

- Bye.

- Hello, what can I do for you?

- Oh, this is Mr. Nelson.

I was just talking to you.

- Oh, hello there, Walter.

I didn't recognize your voice.

You've got a cold?

- No, this is Ozzie Nelson.

- Oh, you're new around here?

- No, no, I'm calling
long distance.

- Now wait a minute,
are you calling collect?

- No.

- OK then, what's on your mind?

- Well, I'm trying to
locate three boys who

are driving to
Elmsville and I thought

they might have stopped
off there for gasoline.

They were driving
a station wagon,

and they had some
instruments in the back seat,

musical instruments.

- Oh, yes, they stopped
in, bought some gas.

Nice boys.

- Oh, how long ago?

- They just pulled out.

They were here when you called.

- Well, will you see
if you can stop them?

- Just a minute.

- They were just there.

- Nope, they're
clean out of sight.

- Oh, that's all right.

Well, thanks anyway.

- Well, that's OK.

It was nice talking to you.

- Well, OK, thanks a lot.

Oh, doggone it.

Harriet, we just missed them.

They were getting gassed up.

That is, they were getting
gas in the car when I phoned.

- Well, now what do we do?

- Oh, I don't know.

They'll just have to
drive on to Elmsville.

They'll probably find out
about it when they get there.

- Well, maybe
they'll call us up.

- Oh, I don't think so.

- Well, why don't we try
a little mental telepathy.

You concentrate on Ricky, and
I'll concentrate on David.

David, call us up.

David, call us up.

- Ricky, call us up.

Ricky, call us up.

- David, call us up.

- Ricky, call us up.

- David, call us up.

- Ricky call us up.

Call us up, Ricky.

- Is this where you mean?

- Yeah, what do you guys
think about sleeping here?

- I don't know.

It might be kind of cold.

- That's what I've
been thinking.

- Oh, are you kidding?

This looks like a good
place to camp for the night.

What could be more
romantic than sleeping

in the park under the moonlight?

Maybe the stars
will even come out.

What's the matter, Dave?
Don't you like it?

- Oh, yeah.

It's just for the
last half hour,

I've had the strangest feeling
I should call somebody.

- Yeah, we got to call
up what's-her-name.

- Do you think it's OK
for us to sleep here?

- I'm afraid we don't
have any choice.

- Did you guys check the motels?

- Yeah, we tried
every place in town.

- Well, we all can't
fit in the car.

- I don't know about
the rest of you guys,

but I'm not going to
sleep on the ground.

I'm too delicate.

- Hey, what's going
on here, fellas?

- Uh, nothing, officer.

- You fellas live around here?
- No, we don't.

We just figured on
spending the night here.

See, the hotel and all
the motels are filled up.

We thought we could sleep
in the back of our cars.

- Well, you can't
sleep out here.

There's a city
ordinance against it.

Let me see your
driver's license.

- Here, sir, I was driving.

Here's my license.

- You might as well
stop concentrating.

I don't think they're
getting the message.

- I'm not concentrating.

I'm just wondering how
the boys are making out.

Probably OK.

- Oh, sure, there's
no sense worrying.

- For goodness sakes,
I'm not worrying.

[buzzer]

Hello?

- That's the doorbell.

- Oh, hi, Harriet.
- Hi, Clara.

- Hello, Clara.
- Hi, Oz.

Oh, I'm so out of breath.

I tell you why I rushed over.

Have you heard from the boys?

- Well, no, we haven't.
Have you?

- No.

- Well, not exactly, but
Mary Dunkle phoned me

and she was listening
to the news on the radio

and they announced something
about the boys being in jail.

- In jail?
- In jail?

Well, what are they in jail for?
- Well, she didn't know.

She just heard the tail
end of the broadcast.

- Well, I'm sure they had
their licenses with them.

- I tried to phone Ozzie.

The circuits are all busy.

- Hello, operator, I'd like
to call the Elmsville police

station, Elmsville.

Oh, how long?

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

Circuits are busy.

- Hey, where are you going?
- Up to Elmsville.

I got them into this
mess and now I'm

going to get them out of it.
- Oh, wait, wait, for me.

- [SINGING] What I give to you,
and you give to me, true love.

True love.

So on and on, it will always

[sniffling]

be true love.

True love.

For you and I have a guardian
angel on high with nothing

to do.

But to give to you and to give
to me, love for ever true.

[applause]

- [SOBBING] That's beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

- Sorry, fellas,
sounds great, but I'm

afraid you'll have
to knock it off now.

We turn out the lights
here in about five minutes.

- Here I am, boys.
Don't worry about a thing.

I'll take care of everything.

Uh, officer, whatever
these boys have done,

I feel I'm responsible.
- Who are you?

- Well, I'm their father.

That is, I'm not
all their father.

I'm the father of two of them.

But I feel responsible
for all these boys.

If I hadn't insisted they
drive up here tonight,

they wouldn't be
in this difficulty.

- Oh, pop--

- No, no, no, David, please.

Remember, anything you say
may be used against you, son.

How much is their bail, officer?
I'll take care of--

- There's no bail.
- Hold on, pop.

- Ricky, please, get
back in the cell.

You want them to add jail break
to the rest of your charges?

Hey, why isn't his
door locked, sergeant?

This is a fine
way to run a jail.

- Pop, we haven't been arrested.

The police have been
real nice to us.

Instead of letting us freeze
out in the park all night,

they told us we
could sleep here.

- Oh, well, well, thank
you very much, sergeant.

- It was a pleasure, Mr. Nelson.

Your boys have kept
us entertained.

- Oh, well, I--

This is my wife, Mrs. Nelson.
- How do you do?

- How do you do?
- [DRUNKENLY] Encore!

Encore!

Let's have some
more music, boys.

- Joe--

- More!

- --I'm telling you
for the last time.

If you don't lay down and
go to sleep like a good boy,

I'm going to send you
home to your wife.

We run this place on kind
of an informal basis.

- Gee, how come you drove
all the way up here, pop?

- Well, for one
thing, we found out

that the dance tomorrow night
has been postponed for a week.

- Oh, how come?

- Well, the girl on
the dance committee

phoned and she said they'd
taken over the high school

gymnasium for a convention.

- Gee, we might as
well drive back home.

- I'm afraid the whole
thing is our fault.

You see, they decided to
put on this dance tomorrow

night for the benefit
of the police fund.

- I sure wish we had
some entertainment

like these fellows, huh, sarge?

- Yeah.

Hey, how about it, fellas?

Would you stay over?

- Gee, I don't know.
What do you guys think?

- Gee, I don't know.
What do you think, Dave?

- Well, it's up to you guys.

- Say, I have an idea, sergeant.

Why don't you let the
boys think it over and let

you know in the morning?

- That's an excellent
idea, Mr. Nelson.

[cell locking]

- Hey!

- Good night, boys.

- See you in the morning, boys.

- [SINGING] Well, if I
had the wings of an angel.

- [SOBBING] They're
singing our song.

- [SINGING] I would fly
through the arms of my darling.

And there, I'd be
willing to die.

[music playing]

[applause]

- Thanks a lot for the dance.

Gee, you sure are a good dancer.

- Thank you, so are you.

I'm awfully glad you
stayed over, Rick.

- Well, we didn't
have much choice.

- You must like our town.

- Yeah, it's got one of the
finest jails I've ever been in.

- What happened to
the two girls you

were going to get
for Wally and me?

- Oh, gee, I don't know.

They should be here any minute.

Oh, there they are.
They just came in.

- Hey, Wally, it's
what's-her-name.

- And her friend, who's-it.

- Like I always say, it's
a small whatchamacallit.

- Hiya, honey.

- Oh, hi there.

- Who's that?

- What's-his-name and his
friend, whotchamacallit.

- Oh, hello, boys.
- Hi.

[drum roll]

- Ladies and gentlemen, we
have a special treat for you

tonight.

Five fine young fellas have
consented to sing for us.

Number 79281, 48370.

Number-- Oh, well, as they're
known on the outside, Ricky

Nelson and the Four Preps!

[applause]

[music playing]

- [SINGING] Bye bye, love.

Bye bye, happiness.

Hello, loneliness.

I think I'm gonna cry.

Bye bye, love.

Bye bye, sweet caress.

Hello, emptiness.

I feel like I could die.

Bye bye, my love, goodbye.

There goes my baby
with someone new.

She sure looks happy.

I sure am blue.

She was my baby
till he stepped in.

Goodbye to romance
that might have been.

Bye bye, love.

Bye bye, happiness.

Hello, loneliness.

I think I'm gonna cry.

Bye bye, love.

Bye bye, sweet caress.

Hello, emptiness.

I feel like I could die.

Bye bye, my love, goodbye.

I'm through with romance.

I'm through with love.

I'm through with
counting the stars above.

And here's the reason
that I'm so free.

My love and baby
is here with me.

Bye bye, love.

Bye bye, happiness.

Hello, loneliness.

I think I'm gonna cry.

Bye bye, love.

Bye bye, sweet caress.

Hello, emptiness.

I feel like I could die.

Bye bye, my love, goodbye.

Bye bye, my love, goodbye.

Bye bye, my love, goodbye.

[applause]

[wordless singing]

Have I told you lately
that I love you?

Love you, love you.

Could I tell you
once again somehow?

Have I told with all my heart
and soul how I adore you?

Oh, well, darling,
I'm telling you now.

I'm telling you, telling
you, telling you.

Have I told you lately when I'm
sleeping-- sleeping, sleeping--

every dream, I dream
as you somehow.

Have I told you why
the night's so long

when you're not with me?

Well, darling, I'm
telling you now.

I'm telling you now.

My heart would break in
two if I should lose you.

But I'm no good--

I'm no good--
without you any time.

I'm no good without you.

And have I told you
lately that I love you?

Love you, love you.

Well, darling, I'm
telling you now.

Telling you, telling
you, telling you.

Well, darling, I'm
telling you now.

Telling you, telling you now.

[applause]

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