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- You look like you're
all set for the evening.

- Oh.

Well, not necessarily.

Did you see this test here?

- What test is that?

- Uh, what kind of
a parent are you.

- Well, I don't know
about that, but I think

you make a pretty nice husband.

- Oh, well, thank you.

I'll find that out in
next month's issue.

This one is to check
up on whether you

are too lenient as a
parent, just right, too

severe, or a tyrant.

Hey!

- What's the matter?

Did you flunk out already?

- Somebody's already
taken this test.

The page is all marked.

- Well, I didn't do it.

I guess the boys did.

- Well, I wonder
how they rated us.

- Why don't you
add up the score?

- Six...

seven...

Eight yeses and two nos.

- What does that mean?

- There's a scale down here
at the bottom of the page.

This print is kind of small.

5 to 7 yeses, very strict.

8 to 10, tyrant.

- You mean the boys
think you're a tyrant?

- No, uh, we're a tyrant.

I mean--

- What are some
of the questions?

- Well, uh, do you wait
up for your children

when they go out on a date?

Check "yes" next to that.

- We don't wait up for them.

- Well, we were
still up when they

came in from the show Friday
night and from the dance

Saturday night.
- We just happened to be up.

We weren't waiting up for them.

- Well, maybe they
thought we were.

- What's another one?

- Uh...

When your children go
out for the evening,

do you insist on there telling
you where they're going

and with whom?

- Well, that strikes
me as being reasonable.

After all, we always
tell them where

we're going when we go out.

- Good night, Mom, Pop.

- Don't wait up for us.

- Well, wait a second.

Rick, do we ever
wait up for you?

- Well, no.

- Well, then, how come you
marked "yes" in this question?

- Oh, that.

I got a pretty bad score
in there, didn't I?

- Well, yeah.

Uh, eight yeses,
that means a tyrant.

- Yeah, I didn't realize I'd
make such a strict parent.

- What do you mean?

- Yeah, I gave myself the test,
what I'd do if I were a father.

- Oh!

- You've got to be prepared
for the future, you know?

After all, I'm 17
now, and kids are

gettin' married pretty
young these days.

- What kind of score
did you get, Pop?

- Oh, well, I haven't
taken the test yet, Dave.

- Oh, well, don't worry.

I'm sure you'll do fine.

Come on, Rick, if you
want me to drop you off.

- What's the big hurry?

- Well, I have to
pick up the girls

and meet Wally at
the bowling alley.

We're taking the girls
bowling tonight, Mom.

- Oh, that sounds like fun.

- Have a good time, boys.
- OK, thanks.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Good night.

Uh, Harriet, why'd
you ask David that?

- Ask him what?

- Well, where he was going.

- I didn't ask him.

He volunteered it.

- Well, he volunteered it
because he probably thought

you were going to ask him.

I told you, that's one
of the questions here.

- But I didn't ask him.

- Well, you were wondering,
and it showed on your face.

- What's wrong with that?

I told you I thought
parents ought to know

where their children are going.

- Well, not necessarily,
Harriet, with boys David's age.

That ties him with one
of the questions here,

the fourth question.

"Do you occasionally lack
confidence in your children?"

- Well, that's an odd
way to phrase a question.

- Well, I don't think so.

Gee, don't you want to know
what kind of a parent you are?

- I know what kind
of a parent I am.

I'm the kind of a parent who
wants to go to the movies

tonight.
- Oh.

[chuckles] Well, I'm
the kind of a parent who

will drive the car
around front if you're

the kind of parent who will
get my coat out of the closet.

- OK, you got a deal.

[music playing from movie]

- Sorry.

- Pardon me.

- What's wrong with those seats?

- Shh, shh.

Ricky was sitting
right in front of us.

Didn't you see?

- Was that what you
were pointing at?

- Yes.

- Why didn't you
say hello to him?

- I couldn't do that.

He'd think we followed
him down here.

- How could we follow him?
We didn't even know he was here.

- I know, but he'd think
we did it on purpose, just

like in question four.

- Oh, don't be silly.

- Excuse us, please.

- Let's sit here.

- Tomorrow morning, the
newspapers from coast to coast

will be singing the praises
of a dynamic new star:

Alice Pembroke.

Why, you're trembling, my dear.

- Sorry, Mr. Baxter.

- Now, now, don't
you worry, Alice.

It's just the excitement.

You'll come through like
the real trooper you are.

- If only Eddie were here.

- Now, now, my dear,
you must forget Eddie.

After all, he walked
out of your life.

Come on now, pull
yourself together.

- I'm sorry, Mr. Baxter,
but I just can't go on.

I can't face the cameras.

- But, Alice, my dear,
this is your big chance.

This will be the
greatest spectacular

that's ever been on television.

- Can't you understand?

I can't go on without Eddie.

We've never been
separated before.

- Alice, please, can't
you forget Eddie?

- I've tried.

Oh I tried, but I just can't.

You got to find him for me.

Please, please find him.

I know wherever he
is, he needs me.

And I need him.

I need him.

- Come on, let's go.

- What's the matter?

- We might as well go home.

- Well, we haven't
seen the picture.

- Well, I know the whole story.

- Well, I don't.

- Well, I'll tell it to you.

See, Alice and Eddie
are a dance team.

Now, Mr. Baxter is a
sponsor of this big program,

and he discovers them when his
plane is snowbound in Kansas.

He offers Alice a leading role
in his next big spectacular,

but he doesn't want Eddie.

So Eddie tells Alice he
doesn't love her anymore

and disappears.

Then, Eddie's best friend
tells Alice Eddie did this

so he wouldn't be
standing in her way.

Now Alice realizes
what's happened and sends

Mr. Baxter out to
find Eddie, and that's

the part we just saw.

- Let's go back and
see how it ends.

- Well, I-- I--

I know how it ends.

Mr. Baxter finds
Eddie just in time,

and they rush him to
the television studio,

and he goes on with Alice,
and they're a big hit.

In fact, Eddie is even
a bigger hit than Alice.

Well, if we hurry,
we just have time

to catch the late
show on television.

- Come on, dear.

- Well, what for?

We've heard the whole story.

Come on.

- But, Mr. Blake, I just
can't go on without Charlie.

- This is your big chance.

It's opening night.

You're going out there
and knock 'em dead.

Tomorrow, you will be
the toast of Broadway.

- I just can't do
it without Charlie.

- But he left you.

He told you he didn't love you.

- Of course he loves me.

He just didn't want
to stand in my way.

His best friend told me that.

- What'd you do that for?

Now I want to know how it ends.

- Use your imagination.

- Mom?

Pop?

- Oh, we're in here, Dave.

- Oh, I have a
whole gang with me.

Is it all right if they come in?
- Sure, bring 'em in.

The more, the merrier.

- Come on in, everybody.

I think you know my folks.
- Yeah, hi.

- Hello.
- Just put your coats over here.

- Hello.
- Hello, Jim.

- Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
- Step in, folks.

Plenty of room in the
rear of the house.

- [chuckles]

- What's the matter, Pop?
Didn't you like the picture?

- No, we turned it off.

- No, he meant the
picture at the theater.

You didn't stay very long.
- Were you there?

- No, we couldn't get an alley,
so we decided to go to the show

instead.
- Oh.

- You didn't miss much.

Boy, that picture had the
silliest ending I've ever seen.

- Oh, you mean where
they found the guy

and put him on television and
he turned out to be a big hit?

- No, they found the guy
and put him on television.

He got drunk and
ruined the whole thing.

- They must have changed
the story this time.

- Well, maybe happy
endings don't look good

on those wide screens.

- You kids make
yourself right at home.

There are plenty
Cokes in the kitchen.

Want me to make you
some sandwiches, Dave?

- Oh, no thanks, Mom.
That's all right.

We're just going to play
some records for a while

and then go down to the drive-in
and get something to eat.

- OK, good night.
- OK, have fun.

Good night.
- Good night.

- Don't let us
chase you upstairs.

- Oh, no, we were
going up anyway.

Thanks a lot.
- Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Good night.

- What's the matter?

- I can't get to sleep.

- Oh, well, if you're
worried about the kids,

the party broke up
about an hour ago.

- No, I'm just hungry.

I think I'll go downstairs
and get something to eat.

- I'll make you a sandwich
if you want me to.

- Oh, no thanks.

That's OK.

- I think I'd like one myself.

- All right, I'll go downstairs
and turn on the lights.

- Do you have your key, Dave?

- Yeah.

- Oh, hiya, fellas.
- Oh, thanks, Pop.

- Hiya, Pop.

Gee, you didn't have
to wait up for us.

- Well, I wasn't
waiting up for you.

- Hi, boys.
- Oh, hi, Mom.

- You fellas just getting in?
- Yeah.

It isn't very late.
- Oh, I know.

How come you two are together?

- Well, I ran into Ricky
down at the drive-in.

- Harriet, weren't you going
to make a sandwich for me?

- Oh, yeah.
Do you guys want a sandwich?

- Oh, no thanks, Mom.
We just ate.

- Oh.
What'd you have?

- Uh, Harriet, the
boys can tell us

all about that tomorrow morning.

- Good night.
- Good night, fellas.

- Good night, Dave.
- Good night.

- Good night, dear.

- For goodness sakes, dear, why
did you have to cross-examine

the boys like that?

- Well, I wasn't
cross-examining them.

I was just asking them
a few natural questions.

- A few natural questions?

"Are you fellas
just getting in?"

"What did you have to eat?"

- Well, I was just curious.

- Well, I'll tell
you this much, if you

were to take that
test right now,

I wouldn't give a plug
nickel for your chances.

I just said it looked like
we were waiting up for them.

- Oh, the boys know
us better than that.

- Well, I hope so.

I would like to explain it
to them first chance I get,

though.
Where are they?

- They're out in the backyard.

- Oh.

Well, I'll just work it into
the conversation casually.

- OK, but I think you're
making too much out of this.

- Hi, fellas.
- Oh, hiya, Pop.

- Hiya, Pop.

- Uh, you guys in a hurry?

- Well, yeah, sort of.

We have to pick
up Wally and Gene.

- Oh, oh, sure.

Well, have a good time.

- Well, is it all right
if we borrow your car?

- Well, sure, go ahead.

- Aren't you going to
ask us where we're going?

- Of course not.

Wherever you guys want
to go is all right

with your mother and me.

You don't have to report
every little detail to us.

- OK.

Just thought you'd like to know.

- Oh, no, that's fine.

Go ahead, have a
good time, Dave.

- OK, Pop.

Tell Mom we said goodbye.

- OK, boys.
- So long.

- See you tomorrow night.

- So long.

The boys said to say goodbye.

They'll be back tomorrow night.

- Tomorrow night?

Well, where are they going?

- Well, I didn't ask them.

- Well, I certainly
think we should

know where they're
going if they're

going to spend the night.

- Well, gee, it's nothing
to get worried about.

The boys are just
driving some place to,

uh, spend the weekend.

[music playing]

You all ready?

- Mhm, as soon as I finish
putting these sandwiches

in the bag.

- Good, I'll back Dave's
car out of the garage.

- You sure you want to go now?

- Well, why not?

After all, the boys are away.

We don't want to stay home
all alone over the weekend.

- Say, suppose the boys come
home and we're not here.

- Well, that'll be fine.

It'll show them we're
not worried about them.

- OK.

What's the matter, dear?

- Oh, I found out why Dave
wanted to take our car.

His won't start.

- Oh, maybe he hasn't
got any gas in it.

- He's got a half a tank full.

- Maybe it's the distributor.

- What?

- I heard somebody say
that at the garage once.

- Oh.

[chuckles] I don't think
it's the distributor.

I guess I'd better
phone the garage

and have them send
somebody over.

- Maybe we oughtn't to go, huh?

- Why not?
- Well, I don't know.

I just have a funny feeling
about the whole thing.

- Oh, Harriet, don't be silly.

- OK, call the garage.

- It's not the carburetor.

- Oh, what about
the distributor?

- No, that's the
first thing I checked.

- See, Harriet, I told you so.

- Say, this may take
quite a little while.

Why don't you take my car here?

I know it's not much to look
at, but it'll get you there.

- Oh, gee, that's
very nice of you, Mac.

What do you think, Harriet?

- Is the distributor all right?

- Yeah.

- Well, gee, that's fine.

We'll get our stuff.

- Keys are right
here in the car.

I'll have yours ready by
the time you get back.

- Oh.
- Well, thanks a lot.

- Fine.

[music playing]

- Here, let me give you
a hand with some of that.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- You know, you folks are lucky.

This is my last cabin.

- Oh, say, this is very nice.

- This is fine.

- Is there any place around
here we can get some groceries?

- Yes, the market
right down the road.

- How's the fishing been?

- Oh, it's been great this year.

I think I'd get down to the lake
as soon as possible, though.

This is the best
time of day for them.

- Well, that's what
we came here for.

- I noticed you own a garage.

- Oh, no, we borrowed that car.

- Oh.

I wanted to buy a garage
when my wife and I retired,

but she wanted to
buy these cabins.

- Well, they're very nice.

- We were in vaudeville for 22
years on the Old Keith Orpheum

time.
- Oh, isn't that interesting?

- Oh, yeah, that's very nice.

- Yeah, we had a
pretty good act,

the wife and I. We
sang and danced, even

played the Palace once.

- Well, that was just
about tops, wasn't it?

- Oh, yeah, vaudeville.

This big Broadway producer
caught the act one night

and offered the wife a starring
role in this big new musical.

Naturally, I stepped aside.

I didn't want to
stand in her way.

- Oh, naturally.

- Then on opening
night in Philadelphia--

- She wouldn't go
on without you?

- Go on?

Nobody went on.

The backer's check bounced.

The sheriff attached
the scenery,

and the whole thing folded.

But that's show business.

- Oh, sure.

- Now, if there's anything
you need, just let me know.

- OK, thanks a lot.

- Seen any good movies lately?

Aren't they beauties?

- Oh, yeah.

You're a good fisherman.

See if you can catch some more.

- Aren't you going
to do any fishing?

- Well, there's no
reason for me to fish.

You're doing great by yourself.

- You're going to
miss all the fun.

- Oh, I'm enjoying myself.

I have been looking over this
test again in the magazine.

- You'd better put
on your glasses.

You'll ruin your eyes reading
with a book that close.

- [chuckles] Well, I'm
not exactly reading it.

I'm just thinking about it.

- Well, forget about it.

We came up here for rest.

- Oh, I'm resting.

I'm really enjoying it.

Hear something.

Holy smokes, it's the boys!

- Oh, gee.

- Come on, let's
get out of here!

- Oh, I got a fish on here!

Oh!
What'd you do that for?

It felt like the biggest
fish in the lake.

- Harriet, do you want the
boys to see us and think

we followed them up here?

- Yeah, this looks like
the place right here.

- Boy, the fishing
sure is good here.

Look at these.
- Where'd you get those?

- Right here.

It looks like they've
just been caught.

[water splashing]
- Hey, what was that?

- It was a fish!

You should have seen it.

It must have been that long.

- Yeah, that's the one
that always gets away.

[music playing]

- Well, I think it's
silly to run away.

- Of course it isn't silly.

- I'll bet you the boys would
have been glad to see us.

- We don't want them to
think we followed them

up here to spy on them.
- Well, I'm glad.

For one thing, we find out
where they went for the weekend.

- Get your stuff packed.

We'll get out of here.

- That's a long
walk up that hill.

- I wish we would have stayed
down there a little longer.

- We've got enough fish.

And with the ones you found,
we'll be over our limit.

- Call me when dinner's
ready, will you?

- You can wash the dishes.

- You get the fishing stuff.

- Oh!

- Ricky's out on
the porch there.

Evidently, the boys have
the cabin across the road.

- Oh, gee, now what will we do?

- Well, it'll be
dark pretty soon.

We can leave then.

Why don't we just take
it easy for a while?

Hey, uh, how about cooking
some of the trout you caught?

- Well, fine.

Where are they?

- Well, didn't you bring them
back to the cabin with you?

- No, you pulled me away
from there in such a hurry.

- Oh.

Well, uh, are there
any sandwiches left?

- Well, yes, but they're
on the seat of the car.

- Hey, the car!

The boys will recognize our car.
- No, they won't.

Don't you remember?
We've got Mac's car.

- Oh.

- Hey, Ricky's gone in.

The coast is clear.

- We can't take any chances.

Suppose they come on.

- Boy, they sure smell good.

- They sure do.

- And they taste good, too.

- Hey, Rick, will
you open up a window?

It's getting kind
of smoky in here.

- Mm.

- Mm.

What's that?

- It smells like trout.

- Boy, these sure are beauties.

- Yeah, I wonder
who left them there?

- How about that?

They're frying our fish!

- My fish.

- Well, those are the
ones they're frying.

- Oh, close the window.

I'm getting hungry.

- Are you sure those sandwiches
are on the seat of the car?

- Yeah.

- This calls for
desperate measures.

- Oh, I don't think
you'll be able to make

the lake from here.

- I just want to make the
front seat of the car.

I've got a bite.

[car horn honks]

Oh!

Do you think they heard it?

- No.

I guess the sound of
all that fish frying's

making too much noise.

- If I just wobble
it around just right.

This feels like them.

I got them!

- Oh, good for you.

- Oh, darn it!

- Well, I wasn't
very hungry anyway.

- Well, I'm not
going to give up now.

Look, you keep an eye
on the boys' cabin,

and I'll climb out the window.

If you see the boys,
yell, but not too loud.

- OK.

- Boy, we'll never
finish all these fish.

- Why don't you ask the people
in the cabin across the way

if they'd like something?

- Yeah, that sounds
like a good idea.

- Here, I'll take them over.

- Ozzie!

Um, Mac!

[IMITATING OLD WOMAN] Who is it?

- We were just wondering
if you'd like some trout.

They're all cooked.
They're really good.

- No, thank you, sonny.

- What happened?

- There's some
old lady in there.

She said they didn't want any.

- All tight, then.

- Ozzie?
- Yeah.

- Where are you?

- I'm under the car.

- Oh, well, come on up.

The coast is clear.

- [grunting]

- In case you don't know it, you
got a lot of oil on your face.

- I thought I felt
something dripping on me.

The car must be
leaking some place.

- Maybe it's the distributor.

Any progress?

- Yeah, I think they're
getting ready for bed.

Just turned out the lights.

We'll let them get to sleep, and
then we can sneak out of here.

- I don't know why we
rented a cabin if we're

going to sleep outside.

- Oh, the fresh
air's good for you.

- Go sleep out
here on the porch.

- Well, there goes
another good idea.

- At least the beds
are comfortable here.

Looks like they're finally
getting ready to leave.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

There they go.

They're getting in the car.

Well, they're gone.

Let's give them a few
minutes to get down the road

and then we'll be on our way.

- I never thought we'd make it.

- Neither did I.

- Oh, great.

- What happened?

- We're out of gas.

- Hey, the car at the
cabin across the way

was from somebody's garage.

Maybe that guy has
some extra gasoline.

- Yeah, maybe he could give
us a push or something.

- It's lucky we
didn't get very far.

- Look, you guys wait
here and watch the car

and we'll go back.
- OK.

- Well, they've had
about 10 minutes.

I think we're safe.

[knocking on door]

- I wonder who that is.

- It's probably the maid.

We're just checking out.

- Pop!

- Pop?

- Boys!

- What are you doing here?

- Well, we, uh--

- We came up to go fishing.

- To go fishing.

- How long have
you been up here?

- Uh, we got here yesterday.

- Well, how could that be?

There was an old
lady here yesterday.

- Oh, yeah, that
was your mother.

- Gee, thanks.

- I-- [chuckles] you
know what I mean.

- [IMITATING OLD
WOMAN] That's right.

That was me.

- Didn't you want us to
know you were up here?

- Well, frankly, no, Dave.

We didn't want you guys
to think we followed you

up here to spy on you.

- Well, how could
we think that, Pop?

You wouldn't even let us
tell you where we were going.

- Anyway, Pop, we
ran out of gas.

Do you know the guy that
owns this car out here?

- Oh, we borrowed that
car from the garage.

There's a whole can
of gas in the back.

But, look, fellas, I
want you to understand

we didn't follow you guys
up here to spy on you.

- Oh, we know you didn't, Pop,
but we're sure glad you did.

- But we didn't.

- Come on, Pop,
don't be so modest.

What other father would be
so concerned about his kids

that he'd borrow a garage
car and follow them

all the way up to the lake just
in case they ran out of gas?

- [laughter]

- Hey, Pop!

Don't you want your magazine
with the test in it?

- Oh!
- Definitely not.

- Well, this may come in handy.

We might want to light a fire.

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