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[music playing]

"The Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

- Hi.

Tonight we're going to take you
back about six years and glance

through a few pages
of our memory book.

Here's a show that was
filmed back in 1957.

It's called "David
Meets Miss Universe."

We hope you enjoy it.

[music playing]

- Thank you.

- How are the tickets going for
your fraternity dance, Dave?

- Oh, not too well, I'm afraid.

I'm sorry I said I'd be
chairman of the committee.

- Hey, who are you
taking to the dance?

- Well, I'm not taking anybody.

I'll be too busy.

- Here's your chance
to sell the place out.

Take her to the dance.

Who's that?

- Miss Universe.

Says she's going to be in
town day after tomorrow.

She's a beautiful
girl, all right.

- Let me see, Dave.

Yeah.

She sure is a beautiful girl.

Why don't you send
her a telegram

in care of the newspaper?

- You mean and ask
her to the dance?

- Well, sure.
Why not?

She can't do
anymore than say no.

- What do you think, Mom?

- Well, she can't
do more than say no.

- Sure, she can't do
any more than say no.

- In fact, she
might even say yes.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- We were just going over the
ticket sales for the dance.

How do we stand?

- Well, I figure if we
sell 38 more tickets,

we'll only lose $89.

- How would you like
to sell 500 tickets?

- Are you sure this is the
first malt you've had today?

- Yeah, when the
word gets around who

I'm taking to the
dance, we'll be

able to sell more
tickets than we've got.

- OK, I'll bite.
Who you taking?

- Now, hold your breath now.

I've invited Miss Universe.

- Great.

She ought to get along just fine
with my date, Jayne Mansfield.

[laughter]

- I thought you said I was
taking Jayne Mansfield?

- Oh, no.

You're stuck with Anita Ekberg.

[laughter]

- You can kid all you like.

But when she accepts
my invitation,

you're going to look pretty
silly, both of you guys.

- Oh, hiya, fellas.

Hey, David, I've been
looking all over for you.

- What's the matter?
- Guess what?

She accepted your invitation.

You're not kidding
me, are you, Rick?

- No, honest.
Mom talk to her.

She phoned us long distance.

You're supposed to meet
her at the plane tomorrow.

Gee, how about that?

- You mean this is on the level?
Yeah, honest.

- What time does
the plane get in?

- 10 o'clock.

- Well, how am I
supposed to know her?

- If you can't figure that
out, maybe I better take her.

[laughter]

- No, I mean, how is
she supposed to know me?

- Well, Mom fixed that up.

You're supposed to wear a
carnation in your buttonhole.

Pretty original idea, huh?
- Well, I don't care.

As long as it works.

Look, you guys, just
spread the word around

that Miss Universe is going
to be at our dance tomorrow

night in person.

Hey, hurry up will you, Rick?

We've only got
about five minutes.

- Walk slower.

I don't want to
jiggle my hair loose.

[laughter]

- Hey, Dave!
Hey, Dave!

- Hey, what are you
guys doing here?

- Well, that's not
a very cordial way

to greet your
fraternity brother.

- Look, if you guys want
to meet Miss Universe,

I'll introduce you to
her at the dance tonight.

- Miss Universe?
Who's she?

We just came down to see
how they run the airport.

- I suppose you
all just happened

to be wearing carnations.

- Well, isn't that
a coincidence?

[laughter]

- All right, fellas.

This is the information
booth over here,

and outside's where
they land the airplanes.

- [INTERCOM] Attention, please.

Flight 92 arriving at gate 6.

- That's her plane, Ricky.
Come on.

- [INTERCOM] That's Flight
92, arriving at gate 6.

- Hey, how would you fellas like
to see a real live aeroplane

with people getting off?

- Oh, that sounds just dandy!

[laughter]

- Follow me.

[music playing]

- May I help you?

- Hi, fellas.

- May I help you?

- Oh, thank you.

Which one is Dave Nelson?

[all] I am!
[laughter]

- He's Dave Nelson.
I can vouch for him.

I'm his brother, Ricky.
[laughter]

- Hi, Dave.
- Hi, Carol.

Yeah, I'm glad you can make it.
- Thank you.

I am, too.

- How about introducing us?

- Oh, this is a bunch of my
no-good fraternity brothers.

You guys can meet
her at the dance.

She's my date.

- How about a nice hand
for Miss Universe, fellas?

[cheering]

Now a nice cheer
for brother Dave.

[boos]

[laughter]

[music playing]

MALE REPORTER: Pardon
me, Ms. Morris,

do you mind if we
take a few pictures?

- No, I'd love it.
- Thank you.

Would you mind stepping
over there, please?

- Yes, come on over, Dave.

- You mind moving
out of the shot, son?

- Oh, sure.
- Thank you.

- Oh, but he's my date.

MALE REPORTER: Smile, please.

FEMALE REPORTER: Would you look
this way and smile, please?

- What's your name?
- David Nelson.

- How did this date come about?

- Well, I saw her
picture in the paper,

and I sent her a
telegram inviting her

to our fraternity dance.

- Pardon me, please.

Here comes the mayor.

- Excuse me, folks.
Excuse me.

Hi.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Mayor.

- Miss Universe.

- How do you do?

- Well, how do you do?

It's a great pleasure, indeed.

And now, as the mayor
of our fair city,

I should like to extend a
most hearty welcome to you.

- Thank you so much.

[applause]

- Just wait, please.

Can we get a couple
of pictures of you

and the mayor, Ms. Morris?

- Smile now.

Thank you.

- Don't feel too bad, Dave.

At least you'll get a chance
to be alone with her when

you're driving home.

- What do you mean alone?

You'll be in the car, too.

At least we'll both get a
chance to be alone with her.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- Well, here we are.

Yeah, I'm sorry there was
so much excitement out

at the airport.

- Oh, that's all right.

I'm used to it by now.

- I'll get your bags
out of the back here.

- Thank you.

I'll take this hat box.

- Well, at least it's
nice and quiet here.

Make yourself at home, and
take it easy for a while.

- Oh, that sounds wonderful.

Mom, Pop, this is Carol Morris.
- Hello, Carol.

- Oh, how do you?
- It's so nice to have you.

- Nice to see you.

- There she is, everybody!

[laughter]

- Toby, get your camera ready.

[music playing]

- Would you sign this for
my little girl, please?

- Can my little boy
take your picture?

[chatter]

- How long are you
going to be here?

- I'm leaving tomorrow morning.

I'm just staying for the
dance with David tonight.

[chatter]

- May I have your attention
for a moment, please?

[chatter]

[music playing]

May I have your
attention, folks?

[trumpet]

[laughter]

I don't like to spoil
the fun, but I'm

sure you all realize
our young visitor here

has had a long plane trip
and a lot of excitement.

I hate to sound
inhospitable, but I

think she'd probably like a
chance to get her bags unpacked

and get a little rest.

[applause]

- Thank you all for coming.

It was really wonderful
meeting all of you.

WOMAN: You're OK, dearie!
[laughter]

[music playing]

[chatter]

- Thank you so much
for letting us stop by.

She's a lovely girl.

- Oh, well, thank
you for stopping by.

Rick, would you open
the door, please?

Bye, bye.

Nice to see you.

Goodbye.

- Enjoy yourself
while you can, honey.

Remember, it only lasts a year.

I had my year...

1927!

[laughter]

- I'm sorry there was
such a big crowd here.

- Oh, I enjoyed it.

They're all such
friendly people.

- So that was very
nicely done, dear.

It was a tactful speech.

- Oh, thanks.

At least we got them all out of
the house, and nobody got mad.

- What was that part
about the hospital, Pop?

I didn't quite get that.

[laughter]

- Your father said
"inhospitable."

I heard him.
So you hungry?

Would you like some lunch?

- Oh, that sounds wonderful.

I'm starved.
- Oh, good.

I'll get something
together, and then you

can take it easy for the
rest of the afternoon.

- Can I help you, Mrs. Nelson?
- Oh, no thanks, dear.

That's all right.
Here, let me take your flowers.

I'll put them in some water.
- Oh, thank you.

- I've got it, Pop.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Randolph.
Come on in.

- Hello, David.
Your mother here, dear?

- Yeah, I think she's
in there someplace.

Oh, hiya, Clara.
- Hello, Ozzie.

- Mom, Miss Randolph's here.

- Oh, hi, Clara.

Hi, Harriet.

- This is Miss Carol Morris.

Mrs. Randolph.

- Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.

You haven't had
lunch yet have you?

- No, not yet.
- Oh, good.

I was hoping I
wouldn't be too late.

I came to invite you to a
special luncheon we're having

at the women's club today.
- Today?

I hadn't heard
anything about it.

- Well, we just decided.

We're having a
fashion show, too,

and we'd love to
have you join us Miss

Morris as our guest of honor.

- That's very nice.

I'd love to.

That is, if it's all
right with everybody.

- Oh, yes, of course.

How about you, Dave?

- Oh, sure.

- Do you want to
come along, David?

- No.
No, thanks.

I still have some arrangements
to make for the dance tonight.

- Oh, that's right.

You're going to the fraternity
dance tonight, aren't you?

- Yes.
David's taking me.

- Oh, well, don't worry, dear.

We'll have her back
in plenty of time.

[laughter]
- Goodbye, Mrs. Nelson.

Bye, Carol.
- Bye.

- I'll see you later, Dave.

- My car's right outside, honey.

- I'm sorry, dear.

I didn't know
anything about this.

- Oh, that's all right, Mom.

Let me put these
in a vase for you.

- Oh, all right.
Thanks.

[applause]

[music playing]

- Let me see, Dave.

- How do I look?

- Oh, you look fine.

Style looks better on
you than it does on me.

[laughter]

- This is our best tie.

- Yeah, it goes fine with
our best studs and our best

cufflinks.

[laughter]

- You look wonderful, dear.
Don't they, though?

- Oh, thanks Mom.
Is Carol ready yet?

- Oh, just about, and
she looks beautiful.

She made such a hit with all
the ladies at the woman's club

today.

- Oh, here she is.

[music playing]

- Oh, thank you.

I'm sorry to have kept
you waiting, Dave.

- No, you didn't
keep me waiting.

Oh, just a second.

I got a corsage for you.

- Oh, it's beautiful.

Would you like to
pin it on for me?

- Oh, sure.

Uh, why don't we pin
it on a little later?

[laughter]

- It's only 8:30.

Aren't you a little early?

- No, I thought I'd
drive Carol around town

and show some of
the sights first.

Oh, that's a good idea.

- Oh, yeah, and after
the dance, why don't you

take it to that new
little French cafe

over on Poplar Street.

Your mother and I were
there the other night,

and it has a real
nice atmosphere.

- Sure.

I'll get it.

[music playing]

- Mr. David Nelson?
- Yes, sir.

- The mayor sent us over.

We're supposed to give you a
police escort to the dance.

- Oh, gee, well, we thought
we'd just ride around

town a little first.
- Well, that's fine.

We'll ride along with you.
[laughter]

- How are you, fellas?

I'm David's father.

- How do you do?

- This is Miss Morris, and this
is Mrs. Nelson, David's mother.

How do you do?
Hello.

- These gentlemen are
from the mayor's office.

- Maybe we'd better just stay
here 'til it's time to leave.

- Whatever you say, Dave.

- Hiya, folks.

Oh, under arrest, huh, Dave?

Well, lucky I stopped by.

I'll be happy to take
Carol to the dance for you.

[laughter]

- I'm not under arrest.

That's our police escort.

- When are you leaving?

- Not for an hour yet.

- Fine.

We just have time to run over
a few little fraternity songs.

Come on in, guys.
[laughter]

- Beautiful, isn't she, fellas?

ALL: [SINGING] Oh,
you beautiful doll,

you great big beautiful doll.

Let me put my arms about you.

I could never live without you.

[jazz music]

- Gee, the band sounds great.

- Sure does.

- Shall we dance?

- I'd love to, Dave.

[applause]

- Well, that was
short but sweet.

- Oh, well, we have the
whole evening ahead of us.

- May I have a
drum roll, please?

[drum roll]

On behalf of the
entertainment committee,

I want to welcome
you all to our dance.

Tonight, as most of you know,
we have a very distinguished

guest, Miss Carol Morris, or
better known as Miss Universe.

[applause]

She's being escorted
by brother Dave Nelson.

And I can see
they've just arrived.

So in order for her to get
acquainted with all the gang,

it's been suggested that the
next three dances be tag dances

[jazz music]

- Well, that was a nice
dance we almost had.

- Yeah, it sure was.
[slow jazz music]

I'm getting tired of those
little dwarfs cutting in on me.

[laughter]

- May I cut in, brother?

- Oh, yeah.

Sure.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

[slow jazz music]

[applause]
There you are.

- Hi, David.

- I've been looking
all over for you.

- Thank you.

- I think the next dance
is the number dance

- The next dance will
be the numbers dance.

Check the numbers
on your ticket stubs

to see who your next
partner will be.

- What number do you have?
MAN: Five?

- Seven.

- What number do you have?
- Seven.

[jazz music]
- I guess you dance with me.

- What number do you have, Dave?

- 14.

14?

- See you later, Dave.
- 14?

MAN: Five?
- 14?

- 14.

[laughter]

[drum roll]

- May I have your
attention, please?

As you know, we have four
of our fraternity brothers

that do some pretty
fancy harmonizing.

And I'm sure with
only the slightest

amount of encouragement,
they'll come rushing up

and insist on singing for us.

The Four Preps.

[applause]

[jazz music]

ALL: [SINGING] Won't
you meet me tonight

down by the pyramids,
my sweet Egyptian belle?

If I hold you too tight,
no one will know I did.

The Sphinx won't tell.

And suppose then we fall
under the desert moon,

no one will know we fell.

We can have us a ball
under the desert moon.

The Sphinx won't tell.

We will wander hand in hand
over all that burning sand.

The wide Sahara, we will roam.

And you might as well
leave your veil at home.

[laughter]

For we'll hug and kiss down
by the pyramid under a desert

spell.

There'll be you and me and
the Sphinx makes three.

And the Sphinx won't tell.

[applause]

[jazz music]

- Hi, there, brother Dave.

I haven't had a chance to
dance with Carol all night.

- I really haven't had a
chance to dance with Dave yet.

- Oh, that's all right.

We're pals.

Besides, that's what
fraternity brothers are for.

[laughter]

- Hello?

- Hello, Rick?

- This is Dave.

Look, I'm at the dance, and
I want you to do me a favor.

Listen carefully, now.

Phone the auditorium
here and leave a message

that Carol has to leave
the dance right away.

I don't know.

Make up something.

I haven't had a chance to
be alone with her all night.

- OK.
Leave it to me.

I'll make up a good one.

Thanks a lot, Rick.

I sure appreciate this.

I won't forget it.
- I know you won't.

I'll leave my bill
on your dresser.

[laughter]

[jazz music]

[applause]

- You're a beautiful dancer.

- Oh, thank you.

[jazz music]

- Oh, may I cut in, please?
- Hi, Dave.

- Thank you, Carol.

- Thank you.

Looks like we'll finally
get our dance in.

- Hey, Dave.
Excuse me.

- Hey, there's no more
cutting in, Bruce.

This is the first
chance I've had

to dance with Carol all night.

- No, Ricky just called
with a message for Carol.

- What is it?

- Well, there was a long
distance call from New York.

You're supposed to get
the first plane out

of here so you can be
there by tomorrow morning

to appear in a television show.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Gee, how about that?

That's the way it goes.

We better get going.

- Do you want me to drive you?
- No thanks.

I think we'll just
slip out quietly

so we don't cause
too much excitement.

- Thanks for everything, and
tell all the boys goodbye.

- You sure you don't
want me to come along?

- No, no.
That's all right.

[laughter]

- How long will it take
us to get to the airport?

- Well, about a half an
hour, but there's no rush.

- Well, I don't want
to miss the plane.

- Oh, gee, I hope you don't
mind, but that was just a gag.

It was the only thing I could
think of to get us out of here.

- You mean I really
didn't get a call?

- Well, I had my brother, Ricky,
phone up and make up a story.

I hope you don't mind.

- Oh, no.

It's a wonderful dance, but
I really haven't had a chance

to spend any time with you.

- Gee, thanks.

I was hoping you'd say that.

[slow music]

- Mademoiselle?

Monsieur?
- Thank you.

This is very nice.

- Pardon me, sir, but isn't
the young lady Miss Universe?

- Uh, yes, she is, but please
don't spread it around.

- The reason I ask
is someone was here

looking for you a moment ago.

Oh, there he is, the
young man over there.

- Dave?

Hey, what are you
sitting here for?

Didn't you get my message?
- Sure.

It worked fine.

- What do you mean
it worked fine?

That was on the level.

- Look, Ricky, you're
overplaying your part.

- I'm not kidding you, David.

There really was a
message for Carol.

Pop took it.

She's supposed to catch the
first plane to New York.

He made reservations for her.

Mom packed her bags.

I've got 'em outside.

She's got just 15 minutes
to make the airport.

- 15 minutes?!
We'll never make it!

- Sure, she will.

Got a police escort.

OK, officers, here they come.

- Oh, pardon me.

- Dave, what happened to you?

- Here they are, gang.

ALL: [SINGING] Oh,
you beautiful doll.

- Not now, guys.
We've gotta catch a plane.

ALL: [SINGING] You great,
big beautiful doll.

- Where are you going?
Wait a minute?

Hey?
[police siren]

ALL: [SINGING] Let me
put my arms about you.

I could never live without you.

[music playing]

[applause]

- Well, I hope you enjoyed
reminiscing with us.

And now, to bring us
up to date, here's

Rick singing his newest
recording for us.

It's called, "I Got a Woman."

- [SINGING] I got a
woman way over town.

She's good to me.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I got a woman
way over town.

She's good to me.

Oh yeah.

Oh, she's my baby.

Don't you understand?

Yes, and I'm her lover man.

I got a woman way over town.

She good to me.

Oh yeah.

She's saved her lovin', kissin',
and a-huggin', oh, just for me.

Oh yeah.

She's saved her lovin',
kissin', and a-huggin', baby,

just for me.

Oh yeah.

She's my baby.

Don't you understand?

Yes, and I'm her lover man.

I got a woman way over town.

I said a-she's all right.

Whoa, whoa, yeah.

[guitar solo]

She's saved her lovin', huggin',
and a-kissin', oh, just for me.

Oh yeah.

She's saved her lovin',
huggin', and a-kissin', baby,

just for me.

Oh yeah.

Oh, she's my baby.

Don't you understand?

Yes, and I'm her lover man.

I've got a woman way over town.

I said a-she's all right.

All right.
Yeah, yeah.

All right.
Uh, uh.

All right.
Yeah, yeah.

All right.
Uh, uh.

All right.

I got a woman way over town.

She's good to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[applause]

HARRIET NELSON: I hate
to brag, but we've

got some awfully good basketball
players in our family.

They never miss.

That is, almost never.

Of course, everybody
misses Once in a while.

Oh well, if at first
you don't succeed.

Let's see.

It looks like everything's
here, including milk.

And when the athletes come
in to get something to eat,

you can bet they'll
want plenty of milk.

Seems like only yesterday they
were just two little guys.

Even then, they were
full of vitality.

Whoop!

I'll say this for old dad,
he's had a rough time,

but he's always done his best
to keep up with the boys.

And believe me, that
takes a lot of vitality.

In fact, all us
Nelsons have always

had plenty of the vitality
that keeps us enjoying life.

And for that, we can thank the
pitcher of milk that's always

been on the Nelson table.

Because the way this
group burns up energy,

milk's the one
drink that gives us

the lasting vitality we need.

[music playing]

- [SINGING] The kisses
that you used to give

are the sweet, sweet
kisses I relive.

You don't love me
anymore, and I can tell.

I can tell.

Another boy has made you change.

When I'm around,
you're acting strange.

You don't love me
anymore, and I can tell.

BACKGROUND SINGERS: I can tell.

[vocalizing]

- Maybe you can't bring
yourself to tell me of him

after thinking about the
love we used to share.

When you're holding me, I
know you're thinking of him.

I know you don't love me
anymore, and I can tell.

[applause]

[music playing]

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of Ozzie and Harriet"

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