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Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

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[music playing]

- What time are you fellas going
to pick us up tonight, Dave?

- I don't know.
What time do you think, Wally?

- I don't know.
What time you think, Steve?

- Gee, I don't know.
Any time you say, Dave.

- Well, any time you say, Wally.
- Well, any time you say, Steve.

- Well, let's just say 8:30.

Is that all right?

- Oh, that sounds fine.

- Yeah.

- Gee, it'll be fun to
go dancing for a change.

It was a swell idea
of yours, Steve.

- Oh, uh, thanks.

- Did you hear the new
band at the Terrace Room?

- Well, I've heard about it.
- It's terrific.

What dreamy music.

- Well, if we're going to go
dancing at the Terrace Room,

let's wear formal, shall we?
- Fine.

- OK.
- Shall we go?

And we'll see you
about 8:30, OK, fellas?

- Right.
- Hey, we'll take the check.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, don't do that.

- Oh, please, we insist.
- All right.

- OK.
- See you later.

- Bye bye.

- So long.

- Say, that was a
grand idea of yours

to go dancing at the Terrace
Room with that dreamy music.

- It wasn't my idea.

They just made it
sound that way.

- Look who's talking!

Picking up their check.

- Well, $0.60.

- It might interest you
guys to know I have about $2

to my name.

- That's just $12
more than I've got.

I owe my brother $10.

- Well, you owe me three.
- You owe me five.

- Take it easy, fellas.

You want to ruin my
credit around here?

- All I can say is
we'd better figure out

something pretty quick.

We all have dates at 8:30.

- Hey, I got an idea.

Why don't you get your father
to loan you some money, Wally?

- No, it's too dangerous.

I can't stand the sight of
blood, especially if it's mine.

- [scoffs]

- Oh, this isn't so bad.
We can just make it.

- What does it come to?

- $1.80.

Here you are, Dave.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

Hey, wait a minute, you guys.

You each owe me $0.60.

- $0.60?

- Well, sure,
one-third of $1.80.

- Well, aren't you
going to leave a tip?

- OK, you each owe me $0.70.

- That's more like it.

[music playing]

- I don't know why you
want to exhibit this desk.

- Well, it's a
very nice antique.

- Yeah, I know it is.

- Well, everybody else is
going to exhibit nice things.

In fact, some of
them are beautiful.

You'll see.

- No, I mean, what
about something

smaller, like that
ashtray, for instance?

- Well, that's not an antique.

- Well, it's pretty old.

We got it for a wedding
present, didn't we?

- Well, you got me for
a wedding present, too,

but I'm not an antique.

- [chuckles] Well, I
can't carry this alone.

Uh, Rick!

- David's just coming
up the front walk.

- Well, somebody's got to
give me a hand with this.

Oh.

- Hi, Mom.
- Hello, dear.

- Oh, uh, Dave, give me a
hand with this, will you, son?

- What do you want
to do with it?

- Well, I have to carry it out
to the car for your mother.

- Oh, gee, Pop.

Why don't you go in
and read the newspaper?

I'll do it.
- No, no, no.

Come on, Dave, you get that
end now and I'll get this end.

- No, cut it out now.

Why should you be
moving things when you

got Ricky and me around here?
- What?

Did I come down too soon?
- No, you're just in time give.

Me a hand with this.
- What for?

You're the guy that
needs the money.

- What's this?
- How do you know I need money?

- Well, for one thing, you
hung your pants over the chair

last night and no
change fell out.

- What are you, a
detective or something?

- Well, come on,
somebody carry this out

or it'll never get down there.

- This is pretty
valuable to leave down

at the woman's club, isn't it?

- Well, I understand they're
going to have a nightwatchman

to look out for the things.
- Who said that?

- Mrs. Peabody mentioned it.

She's the lady in
charge of the affair.

- I wonder who got the job.

- I don't know, dear.

- Come on, Dave, let's get
this thing out to the car.

Hey, Rick, where are you going?

- I was going to
pull the car around.

I figured it might be
embarrassing for David

to try to borrow money
from me in my presence.

- Dave's already
borrowed all the money

he's going to borrow for
the next couple of weeks.

- Well, gee, this is kind
of an emergency, Pop.

We've got a date with
these girls we just met,

and they're expecting
to go dancing over

at the Terrace Room.

- Well, just tell
them you're broke

and they'll have to settle
for something less expensive.

- Well, gee, it'd be an awful
letdown, especially since this

is our first date with them.

- Well, who else
is going with you?

- Wally and Steve, but
they're broke, too.

Never mind, Pop.

I'll figure something out.

[car horn honking]

- Well, come on, let's get
this desk out to the car.

Easy does it now.

- Hey, I just thought of a
way I can make some money.

- Oh, good.
How's that, Dave?

- Well, it's just an idea.

I'll have to try it first
and see if it works,

and then I'll tell you about it.
- Oh.

Well, of course, if you
really need the money,

I'll let you have some,
but I would rather you guys

work these things
out for yourselves.

- Well, I think this
is a pretty good idea.

I have to go downtown, though.

Do you want me to drop this off
at the woman's club for you?

- Oh, yeah, that'd
be swell, Dave.

Thanks a lot.

- Thank you, Pop.

My car is practically
out of gas.

[music playing]

- [grunting]

OK.

- Well, come on.

I'm all ready to go.

- Where are you going?

- Well, to the antique show.

- Well, I don't
have to go, do I?

- You bought a ticket.
- I did?

- Yeah, you thought it was
for the Irish sweepstakes.

- Oh!

Well, I thought
there was a picture

of an Irishman on there.

- No, that was Mr. McCauley.

He's furnishing most of the
antiques for the exhibit.

Come on, let's go.

I promised Mrs. Peabody I'd
go down there a little early.

- We can't leave now anyway.

Dave didn't get back
with the car yet.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

- I have a collect
call for anyone

at this number from
Mr. David Nelson.

Will you accept the charges?

- Oh, yeah, would you
put him on, please?

- Go ahead, please.

- Hello, Pop?
- Hiya, Dave.

Where are you?

- I'm downtown.

I'm sorry about
calling collect, but I

had to borrow a dime from
Wally, and he needs it

so that he can call his
father collect, too.

I wanted to tell
you I got a job.

In fact, Wally and I are
working on it together.

- Oh, gee, that's fine.

- What'd he say?

- Uh, Dave's got a job.

- Oh, what kind of a job?

- Uh, what kind of a job, Dave?

- We're going to
act as nightwatchman

for the antique show
at the woman's club.

You know the thing
Mom mentioned?

We spoke to Mrs. Peabody
about it and we got the job.

- Oh, gee, that's swell.

They're going to be watching
at the antique show.

- Oh.
Well, when's he coming home?

He's got the car.

- Oh, uh, Dave, when
will you be home?

We need the car.

- Well, I have to
stay down here.

They have a lot of
valuable stuff coming in.

Why don't you bring
my car down, Pop?

- Oh, OK.

- Oh, Pop, you'd better
stop at a gas station

and fill up the tank.

- Fill it up?

- Well, don't worry.

I'll reimburse you
when I get paid.

- Oh.

[chuckles] OK, Dave.

- I'll probably see
you down here, then.

- Yeah, we'll be coming
down a little while.

So long, son.

How about that?

He didn't waste any time.

- He sure didn't.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Hello, Dave?

- No, this is Ozzie.

- Oh, hi, Ozzie--

I mean, Mr. Nelson.

- [chuckles]

- This is Steve.

Is, uh, Dave home?
- No, he's not.

He's down at the women's club.

He and Wally are going to be
watchmen down there tonight.

- Tonight?

Well, we're all supposed to go
out on a date together tonight.

- Oh, I don't know what you're
going to do about that, Steve.

You'd better phone them
down at the women's club.

- OK, thanks.

Oh, uh, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh.

So long, Steve.

- What did he want?

- Well, he wanted to talk
to Dave about the date

they have with
those girls tonight.

- Well, they can't very well
keep the date if they're

going to be night watchmen.

- Well, let him worry about it.

- What about the car?

Is David going to bring it back?

- Oh, uh, no.

We're going to drive his
down there, which reminds me,

I told him I'd put
some gas in it.

Do you have some
money I could borrow?

- Tell me, what do you do with
your allowance every week?

- [chuckles]

[music playing]

Yeah, I must admit
it's very interesting

here this afternoon.

- See, I told you you'd like it.

- You'd better keep
your eye on this couple.

They look kind of suspicious.
- OK, sargeant.

- Oh, hi, boys.

- Hiya, fellas.

- Would you mind emptying
your purse, Madam?

- Uh, it won't do
you any good, Dave.

I took your mother's last
$2 to buy gas for your car.

- I'll give you an
IOU until I get paid.

- Oh, thank you.

Uh, when will that be?

- Tomorrow, when
the show is over.

- I hope they're paying
you fellas plenty of money.

It's pretty tough staying
awake all night, you know?

- Oh, it's not too bad,
especially if you've

got coffee and sandwiches.

- Exactly what are you
guys going to do here?

- Well, we're going
to lock the place up

and then stand guard
over the stuff all night.

They got a lot of valuable
things here, you know?

- Yeah, it's quite
a responsibility.

- I'm not sure I like it.

It sounds pretty dangerous.

- Oh.

[chuckles] These two
big, strong guys,

they can take care
of themselves.

- We've got a good
routine worked out.

We start at the back door, and
one of us goes around one way,

and the other guy goes
around the other way,

and then we check all the doors
and windows in the building.

- You mean every hour?

- Oh, we're going to
start out on the hour,

and then the next time,
it's 10-of, and then 20-of,

and so on.

- See, we start 10 minutes
earlier every hour.

And that way, there's
no set pattern.

- Oh, yeah, that sounds OK.

- Oh, by the way, Pop, can
I have the keys to my car?

- Oh.

- I want to get a baseball
bat out of the trunk.

- You're not going
to play baseball

with all these antiques
around here, are you?

- No, I just thought
it'd be a good idea

to have the bat
around for protection.

We'll see you later.

- OK, fellas.

- You know, this thing
kind of worries me.

- Oh, Harriet, don't be silly.

- No, I mean it.

It sounds dangerous.

- Well, they're
big, strong guys.

Besides, they've got
the baseball bat.

Oh, uh, pardon me.

I see a couple of interesting
antiques over here.

[chuckling]

- Oh, hi, Oz.

- Oh, hiya, fellas.
- Hi, Oz.

- Hi, Oz.
- Hi.

I see you guys got hooked into
joining the antique fanciers.

[chuckles]

- Well, actually, it's pretty
interesting around here, Oz.

- Yeah, I was just saying
the same thing to Harriet.

- Yeah, they got everything
here except ashtrays.

- I just saw David.

He tells me he and
another boy are going

to be watchmen here tonight.

- Yeah, he and Wally.

- Oh, please.

That belonged to Mrs. Lincoln.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't even know she smoked.

- They have a pretty clever
routine worked out, too.

See, every hour, they check
all the doors and windows.

Dave goes one way, and
Wally goes the other.

- Well, that sounds
pretty efficient.

- Yeah.

- They do that every
hour, I suppose.

- Uh, well, no, no.

Dave said that if they
did it every hour,

it might set up a
pattern, so they're

going to vary it a little bit.

- Hey, that's very clever.

- Yeah, they start on the hour,
say at 6 o'clock, for instance.

And then the next time they
make the rounds, instead

of it being 7 o'clock, uh,
they go around at, say,

10 minutes to 7:00,
then 20 minutes to 8:00.

You see, they
delay it 10 minutes

each time they go around.

And that way, they
vary the pattern.

- Very clever.

Very clever.

Pardon me.

- Yeah, that's pretty smart.

- Nice fella.

You didn't introduce
us to your friend.

- Oh, well, I don't know him.

I thought he was
a friend of Darb.

- I thought he was
a friend of Doc's.

- I never saw him before.

I thought he was
a friend of yours.

- No, I never saw him before.

- Well, he certainly
showed a lot of interest

in the boy's routine.

- Yeah.

That wasn't very smart, Oz,
telling the whole watchmen

setup to a perfect stranger.

- Well, I told you, I thought
he was a friend of-- of, uh,

of somebody's.

- Well, I thought he
was a friend of Darbs.

- I thought he was
a friend of Doc's.

- I thought he was a
friend of yours, Oz.

- [laughter]

- I wondered why he
was so interested.

Maybe he's casing the joint
so he can knock it over later.

- You've been watching too
many of those old gangster

pictures on television.

[chatter]

Hey, get some water, quick!

- Open the mouth, Oz.

- You've hardly
touched your dinner.

Is anything wrong?

- Oh, no, it's fine.

It's just I'm not
very hungry tonight.

- Boy, I sure am.

Could I have some more
potatoes, please, Mom?

- Certainly.

You're not worried, are you?

- Oh, I'm sorry.
What did you say?

- I was just wondering
if you were worried.

- Oh, don't be silly.

Nothing to be worried about.

David's perfectly safe there.

Besides, he's got
the baseball bat.

And as far as the
stranger's concerned--

- What stranger?

- There was a suspicious-looking
man hanging around

the women's club,
casing the joint.

- Casing the joint?

- Hey, that's what
Mr. Darby said.

Probably figuring
on knocking it over.

- Ricky, you've been watching
too many of these old gangster

movies on television.

- Well, why didn't somebody
tell me about this?

- Well, naturally, we
didn't want you to worry.

I mean, that is the man
was probably just curious.

- Well, if you
don't mind, I'd like

to know exactly what happened.

- See, Pop didn't know
he was a stranger.

- See, I thought he was a friend
of Doc's, and Doc thought he

was a friend of Darby's.

Everybody thought he was a
friend of somebody else's.

And I told him David's
whole watchmen routine.

- Well, what did he look like?

- Well, I'm not quite sure.

Actually, I didn't pay
much attention to him.

- Well, do you think we
ought to call the police?

- Oh, no, of course not.

It's probably nothing.

- Well, I'm worried.

- Well, if it makes
you feel any better,

I'll call the women's club and
see how the boys are doing.

[music playing]

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Hello, Dave?

- Yeah, is that you, Pop?

- Yeah, how's
everything going, son?

- Oh, just fine.

- You and Wally
getting along OK?

[knocking on door]

- Oh, hold on a second, Pop.
There's somebody at the door.

- Don't answer it, Dave.

It may be a trick to
get you to open it.

- It was just Wally.

He went out to get us some
coffee and sandwiches.

- Well, are you sure?
- Yeah.

- Go answer the door, and I'll
hang on till you get back.

And be careful.

- OK, Pop.

Who's there?

[knocking on door]

Just a second, Wally.

- What took you so long?

- My Pop's on the phone.

- Oh, I thought
you'd fallen asleep.

- Be sure and lock
the door, Wally.

Hello?
- Uh, Dave?

- Yeah, it's me, Pop.
- Who was it?

- It was just Wally.

- Oh, that's good.

- Look, Pop, don't
worry about us now.

We've got everything
under control down here.

- No, we're not worried.

- No, we aren't really, dear.

We're just interested.

Yes, dear.

Now take care of
yourself, won't you?

- OK, Mom.

Bye.

- Goodbye.

- Bye.

See, there's nothing
to worry about.

Nobody casing the joint.

Everything's fine.

- Well, I certainly hope so.

- Harriet, believe me, there's
nothing to worry about.

[phone ringing]

Who?

Well, no, I'm sorry.

- Who was that?

- It was the wrong number.

- Wrong number?

Isn't that kind of
suspicious, Pop?

- What do you mean?

- With Dave guarding
all that valuable stuff,

somebody calls up and makes
believe it's the wrong number.

- Makes believe?

- Well, obviously they're
trying to find out

if Dave's parents are home.

- Oh, that's ridiculous.

- OK.

- Uh, hello, operator,
somebody just

called me and had
the wrong number.

Uh, I wonder if there's any way
of your finding out who it was.

Couldn't, uh, trace
it in any way, huh?

Well, no, no, no, I don't want
to talk to the supervisor.

OK.

[music from television]

- Take a look at
these cars, folks.

We're going to sell them at the
most ridiculously low prices

you've ever heard of.

How can we do it?

Well, frankly, friends, they
were shipped to us by mistake.

And rather than send them all
the way back to the factory,

we're going to pass on the
transportation savings to you.

Just take a look at
these beautiful cars.

[distant thunder]

- What's that?

- Thunder.

I guess it's starting to rain.

- We'll be open all day
tomorrow, so be sure to come in

and see us, friends.

And now, back to our picture.

- Oh, hiya, Mugsy.
You back?

- Yeah, I cased the joint.

Looks like a pushover.

- What about the watchmen?

- Oh, I got that figured out.

He makes his rounds
every half hour.

That only takes him 20
minutes to make the rounds,

so that leaves 10 minutes for
us to break in while he's up

in front of the building.

- What are we waiting for?

Come on, let's go.
- What are we waiting for?

Come on, let's go.

- Harriet.

That was the picture.

- Well, I'd feel better
if we went down there.

[thunder cracking]

- In all this rain?

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll phone them again.

- Well, I'd still feel
better if we went down there.

[phone ringing]

- That's strange.

- What's the matter?

- Nobody answers.
- Well, they should.

Let it ring some more.

- Still ringing.

I'd better go down there.

- What do you mean you'd
better go down there?

We'll all go down there.

[thunder cracking]

- Boy, it sure is
pouring outside.

- I'd have rolled up the
windows on your car, too.

- Oh, that's OK.

It's only fair we both get wet.

- It's about time to
make the rounds again.

[thunder cracking]

- Hey!

What happened to the lights?

- I don't know.

It must have been
a power failure.

I got a flashlight.

There's some candles.

Look, this time, you take
the back of the building,

and I'll take the front.

I'll meet you back
here in 15 minutes.

- Wait a minute.

I'm going with you.
- What's the matter?

You scared?

- Of course not.

I'm petrified.

Hey, look!

Is he a friend of yours?

- I think he's a
friend of Dr. Williams.

- Is it locked?

- Yeah.

[harp strums]

- Did you hear someone
playing a harp?

- It was you.

You just brushed up against it.

- Are you sure?

[harp strums]

I guess maybe you're right.

In that case, I won't
bother to faint.

- Well, aren't you going
to stay in the car?

- No, I want to see
what's going on.

Besides, it stopped raining.

- Stay outside here, though.

- Are you sure you don't want
us to come in with you, Pop?

- No, Ricky.

I'd feel much better if you and
your mother stayed out here.

Hey, this door is unlocked.

- Oh, it's always unlocked.

They keep the
inside doors locked.

- Oh.

Well, I won't be long.

I'm sure everything's OK.

I just want to make sure.

- Hooray!

- Yeah, now you don't
have to be afraid anymore.

- I wasn't afraid.

I was scared.

Hey, listen.

- It sounds like
somebody's coming.

- Maybe it's Steve and some
of the rest of the gang.

- Whoever it is,
he's going away now.

- Is everything all right?

- Well, I didn't
go all the way in.

- Why not?

- Well, I got to thinking,
it'd be pretty embarrassing

if the boys thought we
were worried about them.

What could I say?

- But you could just say
that we were driving past

and we stopped in to say hello.

- Well, gee, Mom, we're missing
a whole movie on television.

- I wouldn't worry about that.

It's probably over now.

You know how it ended.

They broke into the place--

- Ozzie, that's strange.

Two cars just drove
into the alley

and turned the lights out.

But you be careful.

- Did you see that?

A couple of men just sneaked
in the side door there.

- Are you sure they
were sneaking in?

- They were awful quiet.

- There's a drugstore
around the corner.

I think I'll go
phone the police.

- Come on, Rick.

- Where can we put
the record player?

- On the chair over there.

- Hey, where are you
guys going with that?

- We've got to get it out of the
way so we can roll up the rug.

- Don't leave it here.

- Hey, somebody's
liable to get hurt here.

- Hey, watch that gun.

- Somebody's holding
a gun on David!

- Some of the kids must
have come around the back.

- Stand back, son.

- Hey, how does this lock work?

- Break this door down.

- Oh, I got it.

[crashing thuds]

- Here I am, Dave.

[harp strings strumming]

- I think you know everybody.

- Oh.

Yeah, I-- How--

how do you do?

Uh, what's going on here, Dave?

- We're having a party.

And Mrs. Peabody said it was all
right as long as we cleaned up

afterwards.
What are you doing here?

- Oh--

- We were just passing
by and we decided

to drop in and say hello.
- Say hello.

- You might as well stay
here as long as you're here.

- Yeah, you play the harp
better than I do, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh.

[chuckles] Uh, well, you
know, anything for a laugh,

get the party started off.

Your mother's out in the car.

Go ahead, kids.

Have fun.
See you.

So long.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

[music playing]

- Say, there.
My name's Rick.

- Hello, Rick.

My name's Beverly.

- That was my father that
did that trick there.

- That was real crazy.

- Want to dance?

- I'd love to.

[siren blaring]

- Are you the one that
called the police?

- Yes, Officer, right in there.

[music playing]

- Just a minute now!

Not so fast.

What's going on here?

- Well, uh...

There's the man you want.

He planned the entire holdup.

- What holdup?

- Oh, well, see,
Dave, this afternoon,

this fellow asked me a
lot of pointed questions

about your routine for
guarding the antiques.

- Why, is this the man?

- That's the man, Harriet.

- Well, dear, this
is Mr. McCauley.

Remember, I told you about him.

He's the gentleman who is
sponsoring the exhibit.

He has some very
valuable things here.

- Yes, I have.

They're insured,
of course, but I

was naturally interested
to know if they

were being watched carefully.

Some of them just
couldn't be replaced.

- Oh, oh.

Gee, I-- I'm sorry.

- Say, this is a pretty
good idea of your son,

having all your friends here.

I'm sure nobody would
think about breaking

in with a husky bunch of
fellows like this around.

- Thank you.

Well, let's get back
to the dance, shall we?

- Oh, uh, pardon me.

I haven't danced in years.

- We're awfully sorry to have
caused you all this trouble.

But you see, my husband
was worried about the boys

being here alone.
- Wait a minute.

I was worried?

You were the one
who was worried.

See, my wife insisted
on our coming

down here to make sure
everything was OK.

- Well, you were the one
who was watching the movie.

- Oh, yes, Harriet, I
was watching the movie

on television, but you--

- Excuse me, folks, but I
think I'll say good night.

This is beginning to sound
a little too much like home.

- Well, good night, officers.

- Good night.

- Well, shall we dance?

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