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- Thanks, boys.

Come again.

Hi, boys.
- Hi, Uncle Ben.

- What'll it be?

- Oh, just a hot dog.

- Same here.

- Same here.

Only make it two hot
dogs, a piece of pie,

and a glass of milk.

- You sure that's enough?
- Oh, yeah.

I don't want to spoil my lunch.

[laughter]

- Oh, no onions on
mine, Uncle Ben.

OK.

- Boy, I sure wish I
didn't have this economics

exam this afternoon.

It's going to cover so
darn much territory.

- Have you got a
copy of Wagner's

"Principles of Economics"?

They just got it in
over at the bookstore.

- Well, how'd you know
about that, Uncle Ben?

- Professor Wagner had a hot
dog here about an hour ago.

[laughter]

- Gee, maybe I'd better get
over there and pick one up.

You guys are lucky you're
not taking this course.

It's tough.

- Don't worry.

I've got problems of my own.

I've got to get a date
for Saturday night.

- Oh, who's going to
be the lucky girl?

- Oh, I thought I'd
give Betty Lou a break.

- You're just wasting your
money if you try to phone her.

She's already got a
date for Saturday night.

- Oh, are you sure?

- Has Uncle Ben ever been wrong?

He knows everything that's
going on around here.

- Say, speaking of money...
- Who's speaking of money?

- I am.

Which one of you guys would
like to loan me about 5 bucks?

- Don't look at me.

I'm practically broke myself.

- I was just about to
ask you for a buck.

- Oh, come on now, fellas.

What kind of a crowd
am I traveling with?

Looks like you've got a
couple of real deadbeats here,

Uncle Ben.
- I'm not worried.

You're good for it.

- I think maybe I
can handle this.

Here, Wally.

Here's a buck.

Now, this is just a loan.

- If I wasn't so hungry,
I'd resent your attitude.

- Well, OK.

- I'm hungry.

[laughter]

- I just hope the guy that
takes over this place this

is good to you boys as I am.

- You mean in about 50 years?

- No, I mean next
week or in a couple

of days, whenever I sell it.

- You're kidding, aren't you?

- No, I really mean it.

Yeah, it seems impossible.

How long you been here?

- Oh, about 30 years.

- How come you're selling out?

Isn't business good?

- Oh, yeah.

Business is fine,
but, well, I've

managed to put a
few dollars aside.

I figure the time has come for
me to do a lot of the things

I've always wanted to do.

- Who are you going
to sell it to?

- I don't know yet.

I've had a couple of offers, but
I just can't make up my mind.

- That's how I am
about Saturday night.

- I'll tell you this
much, Uncle Ben,

we sure are going to
miss you around here.

- Yeah, you bet, Uncle Ben.

- We sure are, Uncle Ben.

- Well, now, thank you, boys.

- I think maybe I'll
have another hot dog, two

of those candy bars, and
an ice cream sandwich.

- Now, what are you going
to do with all those?

- Eat them in my next class.

- They won't let
you eat in class.

- Who's going to see me?

They're showing a movie
on diet and health.

[laughter]

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Dave, I need another nickel.

Don't bother.

I'll help myself.

[laughter]

Keep the change, Uncle Ben.

[laughter]

- You mean you three boys want
to buy this hot dog stand?

- Yes, sir.

Wally, Steve, and myself.

- Well, won't it take
quite a bit of money?

- Oh, not too much.

We all have a little cash
saved up for the down payment.

And then Uncle Ben--

Mr. Benson said that we
could pay the balance off

by the week.

- Well, what about
your schoolwork?

- Oh, it won't
interfere with that.

It'll only take one or two
of us to run the stand,

and we can take turns.

- Well, if it's such
a good business,

why does Mr. Benson
want to sell it?

- Well, he wants to retire
and do some of the things

he's always wanted to do.

What do you say, Pop?

- Well, Dave, I think
you're old enough

to make the decision yourself.

- Well, then it's OK with you?

- I appreciate you're asking me,
but you make your own decision.

Whatever you want
to do is OK with me.

- Oh, gee, thanks, Pop.

Pardon me while I
call up Mr. Benson.

- Well, you don't have to sign
the contract right now, do you?

- Oh, we already signed
that this afternoon.

I just want to tell him it's
OK to deposit the check.

[laughter]

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- OK.

Hold it now.

Come on, smile.

- Well, we're
officially in business.

- Yeah, now all we
need is a customer.

- You got a customer
right here-- me.

- You got any money?

- You mean my credit
isn't any good?

- This is strictly a cash
business we're running here.

- If you want to be
mercenary about it.

I'll take one hot dog
with all the trimmings.

Coming right up.

- It's a pretty nice place, huh?

- Can I make just
one little criticism?

- Well, sure, go ahead.

- This is without a doubt
the crummiest lookin' joint

I've ever seen in my life.

[laughter]
- Hey, you know something?

He's right.

Wouldn't hurt to fix the place
up a little before we open.

- It could use some paint.

- My hot dog, please, gentlemen?

- Oh, coming right up.

Maybe we ought to do
some advertising, too.

- You know, the
first thing we need

is a new name for the place.

- Yeah, well, I've been
thinking about that.

How about the Puppy Palace?

- Well, it sounds
awful cute, doesn't it?

- Well, what are
you going to do?

Girls go for names like that.

- I think it sounds good, Dave.

- Well, that's
all right with me.

- Hey, come on.
How about my hot dog?

- Say, as long as
we're going this far,

why don't we fix
the place all up

and have a big grand opening?

- Gee, that sounds great.

Yeah, we can invite
a bunch of the girls

over to add a little
glamour to the occasion.

- Hey, I know a guy
who might fix us up

with some searchlights.
- Hey!

- That sounds swell.
What are we waiting for?

Let's get started.

- Hey, how about my hot dog?

I'm a paying customer,
and I demand service.

- Sorry, buster.

We're closed for repairs.

[laughter]

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[laughter]

- How did everything
go today, Dave?

- Oh, fine.
Thanks, Mom.

We got the whole
place cleaned up,

and we're learning
where everything goes.

- How about your schoolwork?

- Well, to tell
you the truth, Pop,

I was late to a couple
of classes today.

We were kind of busy.

- Now, Dave, you
said this wouldn't

interfere with your studies.

- Oh, I can make
up the work, Mom.

We just want to get everything
off to a good start.

- When's the grand
opening going to be?

- Grand opening?

- Well, yeah, we're going
to have a big grand opening

with a lot of stuff.

- Which reminds me, Dave, who's
handling the opening for you?

- What do you mean?

- This thing has to
have some guidance,

some continuity, some ideas.

- I suppose you have
some ideas you'd

like to sell for a nominal fee?

- Who said anything
about a nominal fee?

If there's going to be
a fee, we might as well

make it worthwhile.

Let's say free hot
dogs for six months.

- Let's say free
hot dogs for a week.

- Let's say you've got a deal.

[laughter]
- OK.

Start talking.

- Well, first, Pop will
tell all his friends

at the men's club, the bowling
alley, and the golf course.

That's called
word-of-mouth advertising.

- Go ahead.

- Second, you get all
your fraternity brothers

to get the word around school.

- Oh, that's a brilliant idea.

Of course, we never would
have thought of that.

That's word-of-mouth
advertising, too.

See, next, Mom will tell
all her friends about it,

and I'll tell all my friends.

- Oh, wait a minute, where
are all original ideas?

- Give me time to think.

- Something tells me we can get
along very nicely without you.

[laughter]

- I can't get out
of this, David.

You made a verbal contract
in front of witnesses.

To wit, Mom and Pop.

- I think Ricky has
a good idea, Dave.

He just means for us all to
pitch in and help get things

off to a flying start.

- Well, I sure appreciate it.
Thanks, everybody.

- Don't thank me.

I'll bring all my
friends over next week

for the free hot dogs.

[laughter]

- What do you mean
all your friends?

- Well, the deal calls for
free hot dogs for a week.

You didn't say how many.
[laughter]

- Now wait a minute.

- Don't get excited, David.

I just want to show you
how much you need me.

You're a very poor businessman.

[laughter]

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[laughter]

[music playing]

- Here you go.
- What's that, Miss?

- Anybody want any ketchup?
- Two hog dogs.

Right-o.

[chatter]

- Boy, these hot dogs
sure are delicious.

- Aren't they wonderful?

- Say, are they really good?
- Oh, they're just wonderful.

You ought to try one.
- They're great.

- Come on, Martha.

Let's get some.

- Oh, these are
delicious hot dogs.

- These hot dogs
are very delicious.

I'm gonna come over here often.

- Pardon me, sir.

I couldn't help overhearing you.

I hope you'll forgive
the parental pry,

but my son, David, is one of
the owners of the hot dog stand.

My name is Nelson.

- Well, I'm glad to
know you, Mr. Nelson.

I'm Wally's father.

He's the boy on the other end.

[laughter]

- Say, maybe you'd better
work the other side.

[laughter]

Oh, these are
delicious hot dogs.

[music playing]

- David's light's
still on, isn't it?

- Yeah, he's up pretty late.

- Well, he had some
homework to catch up on.

- I think I'll go and tell
him to get some sleep.

- You better tell him not to
forget to set his alarm clock.

He overslept again this morning.

- Dave?

Dave?

- Oh, hi, Pop.

I was just doing my homework.

- Gee, you've been
starting it kind

of late these past few
weeks, haven't you?

- Well, it's not that I've
been starting it late,

I just haven't been getting
at it as early as I should.

When I do sit down
and start to study,

I just can't keep my eyes open.

- Don't you think maybe
you've been working too hard?

- Oh, I don't mind that, Pop.

Gee, the hot dog
stand's has been

doing great these
last couple of weeks.

- Well, yeah.

I know, but what
about your schoolwork?

- I haven't missed any classes.

- How are the marks?

- Oh, they're OK, I guess.

- You know, Dave, do you think
maybe running the hot dog stand

and going to school
at the same time

might be a little too
much for you to handle?

- You know, I've been
thinking the same thing.

Maybe I ought to quit school.

- Quit school?

- Quit school?

[laughter]

- Look, Rick, why don't
you go back to sleep, son?

Gee, Dave.

I don't think that
makes any sense at all.

- Well, I know how to run
this business right now.

And after all, that's
what you go to school for.

- Well, no, not entirely.

[music playing]

But look, Dave,
I know I told you

you're old enough to
make your own decisions,

but this is pretty
important, son.

Why don't you think it over
for a couple of days, and then

we'll talk about a little more.

- OK, Pop.

- Right now, I think
you need some sleep.

Good night, Dave.

- Goodnight.

- You go to sleep too, Rick.

- I can't.

- Stop worrying about
your brother and relax.

- It's not that.

I ate too many hot dogs.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- Well, I'll be home early.

- Well, you haven't
had any breakfast.

- Oh, thanks, but
I'm not hungry.

- You didn't sleep very
well last night, did you?

- How did you know?

- I didn't sleep
very well either.

- Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to keep you awake.

- Oh, you didn't.

- You're worried
about it too, huh?

- Yes, I am.

What do you think
David's going to do?

- Gee, I don't know.

It's his decision, but I
hate to stand by and see

him quit school just because
he's making a few dollars

with a hot dog stand.

- Hey, I've got an idea.

- Say, wait a minute.

I think I have one myself.

I remember when I was in school,
one of my fraternity brothers

had a tailor shop.

He was doing real well with it,
and he wanted to quit school,

and his father
talked him out of it.

- How'd he do it?

- Well, a very subtly.

See, his father made it
a point to introduce him

to a lot of successful
businessmen,

pointing out each time that
the man was a college graduate.

- Well, I was thinking of
taking a more direct approach.

- Well, such as what?

- Well, do you realize
Dave hasn't gone out

on a single date since
he started this project?

He's done nothing but work.

- I know.

What about it?

- Well, let's try
your plan first.

And if that doesn't work
out, we'll try mine.

[music playing]

Bye.

- Bye.

[telephone ringing]

- Yes?

Oh, have him come right in.

- Oh, good afternoon,
Mr. Gordon.

- Well, Mr. Nelson.

It's very nice to see you.

- Well, thank you.

I know how busy you
are, so I won't take up

too much of your time.
- It's a pleasure.

That's what I'm here for, to
help our depositors in any way

that I can.

Won't you sit down?

- Oh, thank you very much.

- Now then, what
can I do for you?

- Well, I have kind
of a problem here.

- Naturally, how much
of a loan do you need?

[laughter]

- Oh, no, no, no.

It's a personal problem.

See, my older boy, Dave,
and a couple of his friends

have opened a hot dog stand
on the college campus.

- Oh, they need the loan?

- No, no, no.

That's just it.

They've been doing real well.

In fact, they've been doing
so well that my boy wants

to quit college and devote all
his time to running the hot dog

stand.

- I see.

He sounds like a very
enterprising young man.

- Well, yes.

He is, but I kind
of feel he'd do

a lot better if he'd finish
college first and then

go into business.

- Oh, I see.

- I hate to impose
on you, but I thought

maybe if I could
introduce him to you,

you might casually mention
the advantages a college

education has been to you in
becoming president of the bank.

- Well, I'd be very glad
to help, Mr. Nelson,

but frankly, I never
went to college.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- Oh, I just naturally
assumed that--

well-- well, thank
you very much anyway.

- I'm sorry I can't help you.

Can I give you a lift?

I'm speaking at the Chamber
of Commerce luncheon

this afternoon.
- Oh, no.

That's OK.
I have my car right outside.

- Oh, it's been nice
chatting with you.

Thank you.

Will you have one of the boys
in my car around, please?

Come in again, Mr. Nelson.

Any time.

- Oh, thank you.

- Well, ask him to
call me back, will you?

I have Mr. Nelson here.

All right.

Sorry for the interruption, Oz.

- Oh, that's OK.

- Well, I'm very glad to hear
that David's doing so well.

- Yeah, he's doing
fine for a kid his age,

but I thought maybe you could
have a little talk with him

and kind of point out
some of the advantages

a college education
has been to you.

No, thank you.

- Well, I can't really
say that a college

education has helped me.

- Oh, look at the wonderful
organization you've got here.

- But I never went to college.

[laughter]

- You're kidding?
- No.

No, I quit high
school when I was 15,

went to work in my
father's garage.

Of course, the actual work here
is done by college-trained men.

I always surround myself
with capable people.

- This is really amazing.

Well, thanks very much.

I'm sorry to have taken
up so much of your time.

- Oh, no trouble at all, Oz.

Say, I've got an idea.

Why don't you come over to the
Chamber of Commerce luncheon

with me?
Harry Gordon's speaking there.

Maybe you can get him to
talk to David for you?

After all, Harry's
president of the bank.

- Oh, yes.
I know.

But well, I'll find somebody.

Thanks again.

- Good to see you, Oz.

- Nice to see you.

[music playing]

- It's amazing, Harriet.

Harry Gordon,
president of the bank,

Jack Adams who owns that
big aircraft factory, Randy

Bigelow who all those
supermarkets, none of them

went to college.

- Oh, well, that's
just a coincidence.

- Well, there must be some
successful businessmen

in this town who
did go to college.

I just didn't
happen to find them.

- Would you like
to hear my idea?

- Well, I'd like one more
chance, if you don't mind.

There's a question of
pride involved here.

- What are you going to do?

- Well, I thought I'd invite the
Darby's over to dinner tonight.

- Oh, well, Mary
Darby's out of town.

- Well, that's OK.

We could invite Darb.

You know how much
Dave thinks of him.

But he's not only a
successful lawyer,

but he's also involved in a lot
of important business deals.

So I thought we'd invite
him over to dinner and--

Well, just watch me
steer the conversation

into the right channels.

[music playing]

- Some more pie, Darb?

- No thanks, Harriet.

In fact, I just
remembered, I am on a diet.

[laughter]

- Well, there's plenty more back
here if you change your mind.

- Would you excuse me, please?
I have some homework to do.

- Go ahead, son.

- Goodnight, Mr. Darby.

- Good night, Rick.

- Always nice to see the boys
interested in their schoolwork,

eh, Darb?

- It certainly is.

- I bet you never
regretted going to college.

- Oh, no.

I had a wonderful time there.

We used to do the
darndest things.

My wife and I met in
college, you know?

- Oh?

No, I didn't know that.

I was thinking more
of the academic side.

- I understand you boys have got
a thriving hot dog stand going

over on the campus, David.
- Yes, sir.

It's coming along just fine.

- Good, you keep that up,
and you can quit school.

- Well, sir.
I was--

[laughter]

- No, no.

I was just kidding, Oz.

- Oh.

Well, see, because
the hot dog business

is kind of a shaky proposition.

- Oh, I don't know about that.

I think the hot dog
is here to stay.

[laughter]

You boys figuring on
branching out, were you?

- Well, yes, sir.
We have been thinking about it.

- Well, you know,
there's a little spot

between the hardware
store and the library.

That would make a good location.

- Oh, well, what
about his college?

- I know.

He's got one hot dog
stand there already.

[laughter]

- Yeah.

No, I meant I think Dave
should finish college first.

- Oh, by the way, Oz.

Harry Gordon gave a
very interesting talk

at the Chamber of
Commerce luncheon today.

Did you know he never
went to college?

- Oh, well, that's nothing.

- Well, but he's
president of the bank.

- Well, yeah, but
what about Jack Adams,

the guy that owns that
new aircraft factory?

You know he quit
school when he was 15?

- No kidding?

Did he, Pop?

[laughter]
- Look, Dave--

- I hate to interrupt, Dave,
but aren't you due down

at the hot dog stand now?

- Oh, yeah.

Thanks a lot, Mom.

Quit school when he was 15, huh?

[laughter]

- Let's talk about
it later, Dave.

You better hurry, son.

- Yeah, well, see you later.
Goodnight, everybody.

- Good night, dear.
- Goodnight, Dave.

- Good night, Dave.

- He's a fine boy, Oz.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- Hey, what is this?

- That's an extra piece
of pie you didn't want.

And if you don't start eating
it right now, I'll take it back.

[laughter]

- Tell me, Oz, just why do
you want David to quit school?

[laughter]

[music playing]

- Hi, dear.

- Oh, hi.

- I thought you'd
never get home.

- Oh, well, I drove
slowly on purpose.

I want to give myself a
little more time to think over

this problem about Dave.

- Oh, I don't think
we've got any problem.

- What?

You mean he's decided
to stay in school?

- Yep.

Everything points
in that direction.

- Oh, since when?

- Since I started putting
my plan into operation.

- Oh.

What is your plan?
- Oh, you'll see.

Come on.
Let's go.

- Well, I just got home.

Where are we going?

- Over at the hot dog stand.

- OK.

[music playing]

- But you can't miss a
sorority party tonight.

It's going to be the best
one of the whole year.

- I know, but what
am I going to do?

I have to be here at the stand.

Business before pleasure.

- You mean you're not going
to go out anymore ever?

- Well, sure.

But when you're in business,
you're in business.

- Oh, hey, Dave.

Cathy seems to think I ought to
take her to the sorority party

tonight.

Maybe you ought to
take the night off.

- Now just a second, if
anybody goes to the party,

it ought to be me.

Who eats up most of the
profits around here?

Me.

Think of all the money we
save if I go to the party.

[laughter]
- Hold on a minute you guys.

Are we in business
here or aren't we?

Tonight's the busiest
night of the week.

Who are we kidding?

We all got to stay
right here and work.

- Hiya, fellas.

Need any help?

- Oh, hi, Mom.
Pop.

- Hello, Mr. Nelson.
- You look pretty busy here.

Hello, Nancy.
- Hello, Mrs. Nelson.

- You guys are just in time.

Could you help us out
here just this once?

There's a dance tonight.

- Well, now why do you
think we came down here?

- Oh, gee, that's great.

I'll pick you up about
8 o'clock, Nancy.

Harriet, is this part
of your little plan?

- Well, yes, with the help of
some of the sorority girls.

- Gee, thanks, Mrs. Nelson.

It worked just like
you said it would.

- Don't be late now.

- Dave?

I've been meaning to talk to
you about this whole deal.

- Oh, if you're worried about
my quitting school, Pop,

please don't.

I've been thinking it over
and this one little stand here

is about all we can
handle, that is unless we

want to become hermits.

- Oh, well, gee, I'm glad
to hear you say that, son.

- As a matter of
fact, we're taking

in another active partner.

- Oh, another college student?

- Well, he will be
pretty soon now.

- Oh, you mean Ricky?

- No, Ricky's going to come in
and help every once in a while,

but I was thinking
about Uncle Ben.

You know, Mr. Benson?

- Now, wait a minute, I thought
you said another college

student?
- Well, yeah.

That's why he sold the
hot dog stand to us.

- Well, I thought
you said it was

so he'd have time to
do some of the things

he's always wanted to do.

- Well, that's right.

See, all his life, Uncle Ben
has wanted to go to college.

And I figure if it
means that much to him,

it sure must be worthwhile.

- Gee, I think so, Dave.

- How are you, Dave?

- Oh, hi, Uncle Ben.

We were just talking about you.

- Mr. Benson, this is my father.

- Oh, how do you do, sir?
Very happy to know you.

- How do you do?

- Dave tells me you're
entering college here.

That's what I'm planning
to do, but I must admit,

I don't like their attitude.

- You mean at the
admission office?

- Oh, no.
They're fine.

I'm talking about
the athletic office.

Some wise guy over
there tried to tell me

I'm ineligible for football.

[laughter]

- They can't do
that to you, dad.

Well, come on, partner.

Let's go to work.

- OK.

You have any spare
aprons around here?

- Right there, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- Oh, Dave, would
you tell Ricky he's

welcome to come
over and help us?

I know he'd like to.

- Do you want to give
me a hand, Wally?

I may have some trouble
dragging him over here.

- OK.

[laughter]

- Step right up, girls.

We have the best hot
dogs in town here.

[laughter]

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