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[jaunty piano and bass]

- Who had the vanilla malt
with the chocolate ice cream?

- Me.

- And the chocolate malt with
the strawberry ice cream?

- Right here.

- And who had the, uh--

Ugh.

- That belongs to
Dave, right over there.

- Thank goodness I
just have to make them.

I don't have to drink 'em.

- Hey, Dave, your malt's here.

- Be right there.

Don't anybody touch it.

- Don't worry.

- I'm sorry you
can't make it, Susie.

Yeah.

I'll call you next week.

OK, swell.

Goodbye.

Well, it looks like
I'm out of luck.

- She can't make
it tonight, huh?

- No, she's got a cold and her
mother wants her to stay home.

- Ask somebody else.

- Well, you got any suggestions,
at the last minute like this?

- There must be somebody.

- Hey, who's that?

- I've never seen
her before, have you?

- No.
I'll tell you what.

Let's ask her to go,
and if she can make it,

you can take my girl.

Hey, you're drinking my malt.

- Come on, Dave.
What are you waiting for?

- Are you kidding?

I don't even know the girl.

- Well, you want a date
tonight, don't you?

- Yeah, but you just
can't walk up to a girl

that you never even
seen before and ask

her to go to a dance with you.
- Why not?

She can't do any
more than say no.

- She could be a lady policeman.
- Are you kidding?

- You never can tell.

You know my brother, the
one that's in the Air Force?

He was in San Francisco--

- Oh, Wally, cut it out.

- Come on, Dave, go ahead.

She looks like a real
nice, friendly girl to me.

- Well, she's probably
got a date anyway.

- Well, there's only
one way to find out.

Come on, what have
you got to lose?

- Well, here goes nothin'.

- If she gets mad, make
believe we don't know him.

- Um, pardon me but,
gee, you look familiar.

Haven't we met someplace before?

- [speaking spanish].

- I'm sure we have.

Do you mind if I sit down?

Was it at a Kappa Sig party?

Or maybe it was one of
the basketball games?

- [speaking spanish].

- Uh, pardon me?

- [speaking spanish].

- Uh, no speak English?

- Si, no speak English.

- Gee, I'm sorry.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

But anyway, thanks
for being so nice.

- What happened?

- Well, she's a real nice girl,
but she doesn't speak English.

Wow, I wish I'd taken
Spanish instead of French.

- I'm taking Latin.

- Don't look at me.

I'm still working on English.

- Hey, Dave.

The señorita is trying
to get your attention.

- Uh, uno momento, señorita.

Don't wait for me, boys.

I may not be back for a while.

- Some guys get all the breaks.

Why can't my girl catch
a cold once in a while?

- [speaking spanish].

- Uh, here.

Try it.

- Mmm.

[speaking spanish]

- I'll order one for you.

- Si, muchas gracias.

- Mucho graziano to you, too.

- Hey, Steve, could we have
one more raspberry malt

with the pistachio
ice cream in it?

- OK, Dave.

- [speaking spanish].

- Oh, I'm sorry, Dave.

- What's this, Pop?

- Didn't you say please
pass the potatoes?

- No, I said, "The
man has new shoes."

- Oh.

I thought you said something
about the potatoes.

- [speaking spanish].

- Oh, I know that one.

That's the one about the
fishing is good in Paraguay.

- Sure hope I can make this
girl understand me tonight.

- I don't know what
you're waiting for.

I told you my services are
available as interpreter.

[phone ringing]

Oh, el teléfono.

- I'll answer it.

- Hey, you're picking up
the language pretty fast.

- Thanks a lot.

- Do you really speak
Spanish that well, Rick?

- Well, I'm willing to try.

That is, for a small
consideration, of course.

- Hello.
- Hello, David?

- Yes, it is.

Who's this?

- It's Lucita.

- Oh, Lucita.

Cómo está usted?

- David?

- Yeah.

Uh, sí.

- Ah, bueno.

[speaking spanish]

- Uh, just a momento.

Hey, Ricky!

- I'm eating my dinner.

- Come here, will you?

It's Lucita, and I can't
understand what she's saying.

- Excuse me, folks,
business before pleasure.

- Just a momento, Lucita.

- At your service, señor.

- Come on, will you
just talk to Lucita?

- Just a second.

We have to discuss pesos.

- We'll talk about that later.

- No, let's talk about it now,
while I got you over a barrel.

- Come on, Ricky.

Will you, please?

- Buenos días, señorita.

- David?

- No, this is
Ricardo, his brother.

Qué pasa?
- Ah.

[speaking spanish]

- Sí.

- [speaking spanish].

- What'd she say?

- That'll be 50 centavos.

- What'd she say?

- Well, as far as I could figure
out, she has this girlfriend,

Carmelita Dueña.

And she wants to take her
to the dance with you.

- Well, tell her it's
a little inconvenient

to bring along another girl.

I don't have enough
room in my car.

And besides, she probably
wouldn't have much fun

all by herself, anyway.

- Señorita?

Why couldn't you just
tell her it's OK?

Está bien, señorita.

Buenos noches.

Welp, you're all set.

- Hey, wait a minute.

What am I going to
do with two girls?

I have enough trouble
talking to Lucita.

- Oh, heck, you'll do fine.

- Here's an idea.

Why don't you come along
and take out the other girl?

- Are you kidding?
- Oh, no.

You wanted to be an
interpreter, didn't you?

- Yeah, but you
don't even know what

this other girl looks like.

- Well, if she looks
half as good as Lucita,

you got nothing to worry about.

- I don't know.

- Look, I'll pay all the bills.

- What about the
interpreter's fee?

- OK, it's a deal.

- What was that all about?

- Ricky's coming to the
dance with me tonight.

- Oh, good for you, Rick.

- I got him a date with
Lucita's girlfriend.

- Yeah, she sounds
pretty interesting, too.

Carmelita Dueña.

- Dueña?

- Yeah, some deal where she
had to come along with Lucita.

- [chuckles]

Gee, I don't know
anything about Spanish,

but I know that "dueña"
means "chaperone."

- Chaperone?

- Yeah, I think
your father's right.

It's an old Spanish
custom to have

a maiden aunt or a
grandmother accompany

young people on a date.

You've seen pictures of them.

These elderly ladies, they
usually wear black shawls.

- That's a pretty
sneaky trick, David,

gettting me a date with
this girl's grandmother.

- Well, you were the one
who did the interpreting.

- You know I never get
good marks in Spanish.

- You promised you'd go now.

You can't chicken out on me.

- Do you know what
"adiós" means?

- Well, sure.

It means "goodbye."

- That's right.

Adiós, señor.

- Wait a minute.

Come back here.

- Here, let me give
you a hand with that.

- Oh, thank you, dear.

What are you going
to do tonight?

- Oh, I'll probably just sit
around and watch television.

- Oh, I'll be home early.

- Say, David had better hurry.

He's going to be late.

- Hey, Dave?
[horn]

Come on.

- Oh, there are the girls, now.

- Oh, well, have a nice time.

- Thank you, dear.

Bye.

- Bye.

- Hi, Clara.

- Come on, Rick.

You promised you'd go with me.

- I promised I'd go when it
was a young, good-looking girl.

But I'm not going to
take out a chaperone.

- She's probably a
very nice old lady.

- OK, then let her get
some very nice old man.

- Well, what am I going to do?

You know darn well I
can't speak Spanish.

- Well, give her that line
about fishing in Paraguay

or the man with the new shoes.

- Come on, Dave.

You're going to be late.

- It looks like I'm not going.

- What do you mean
you're not going?

- Well, I can't show up at a
fraternity dance with a date

and chaperone.

It'd be too embarrassing.

- Oh, gee, you can't
stand the girl up, Dave.

Do you have to take
her to the dance?

Can't you take her
someplace else?

- Well, I don't know where.

- Hey, wait a minute.

The Randolphs mentioned a
little Spanish café they went

to the other night.

They said the food
was good, and there

was good music and dancing.

You could take her over there.

- Yeah.

It doesn't sound like much fun
either with a chaperone along.

- Hey, why don't
you to take along

your own chaperone to keep
an eye on the chaperone?

- Well, that's what I've been
trying to convince you to do,

but you won't take the job.

- Say, maybe your mother
and I could go along.

- That's swell, but didn't Mom
go to a Woman's Club meeting

tonight?
- Well, that doesn't hurt.

I could call her up later and
she could meet us at the cafe.

- Yeah, that's great, if
you're sure you don't mind.

- No, sounds like fun.

I'll go change my clothes.
I'll be right with you.

- Hey, maybe I will
go along with you.

- You know what "adiós" means?

- OK, what does it mean?

- It means you had your chance.

- David, [spanish].

- Thank you.

Uh, Lucita, this is my father.

- Oh, [speaking spanish].

- Buenos nochas, señorita.

- [speaking spanish].

- Hey, Pop, take it easy.

- All I said was,
"good evening."

- She must think you
can speak Spanish.

- Uh, no speak español.

- No speak English.

- [LAUGHING UNCOMFORTABLY]
Oh, Chihuahua.

- Chihuahua.

- We should have brought
Ricky along after all.

- Nah, that's OK.

We'll get along fine.

Just tell her to
get the chaperone,

and we'll go to the cafe.

- I don't know how
to tell her, Pop.

- Oh, uh, Lucita,
get dueña grandmama.

We go café.

- Dueña, un momento.

- Oui.
Uh, Sí.

- Carmelita?

- Olé.

[spanish]

- [speaking spanish].

David.

- David.

- [speaking spanish].

- Uh, Ozzie.

- Señor José.

- Well, uh, Ozzie.

- Ah, Señor José.

- She doesn't look like an
old-maid aunt to me, Pop.

- Oh, we've got to get in
touch with your mother.

Do you have a telephone?

- Qué?

- Uh, uh, hello, hello?

- Hello, José.

- Oh.

Oh, no.

- I think it's over there, Pop.

- Oh, oh, yes, a
telephone, el teléfono.

- Oh, teléfono.

[spanish]

- Oh, thank you very much.

- [speaking spanish].

- Thank you very much.

- [speaking spanish].

- I'm been trying to
call the Woman's Club,

but el lino is busy.

- Why don't call later, Pop?

- Eh, OK.

- Well, shall we go?

- Sí, vámonos.

[spanish]

- [speaking spanish].

- Say, uh, Dave, on
second thought, maybe--

- Don't worry, Pop.

I'll be your dueña.

[dance music]

- [speaking spanish].

- [speaking spanish].

- José.

- Oh, José, uh,
teléfono, hello, hello?

- Hello, David.

- Sorry to have
kept you waiting.

- [speaking spanish].

- Oh.

I phoned your mother at
the woman's club again,

but line's still busy.

I called Ricky over
at the house and asked

him to come over here.

- Well, gee, what did
you do that for, Pop?

- Well, gee, somebody's going
to explain this thing, Dave.

- Well, maybe one of
the waiters can do it.

- Well, that's an idea.

Oh, uh, señor.

- Buenos nochas, señor.

- Uh, do you speak English?

- Ah, sí.

- Oh, good.

Well, see, these young ladies
don't speak any English,

and there's been a
slight misunderstanding.

See, my son had a date
with Lucita there,

and she said she was going
to bring along her chaperone.

And I thought the chaperone
was going to be an old lady,

and I came along to keep
the chaperone occupied.

But instead, the
chaperone turned out

to be this young lady here,
and she thinks I'm her date.

Not that I wouldn't be
honored, but I'm a married man.

And do you suppose you could
explain the situation to her?

- I'm sorry, Mac, but these
sideburns are just pasted on.

- But you just spoke Spanish.

- Oh, you mean the
"buenos noches, señor."

Heh, heh, that's the extent
of my Spanish vocabulary.

You want to order now?

- Well, a little later.

- Take your time, señor.

[jazzy music]

- Uh, would you care to dance?

- Oh, sí, gracias.

- Excuse us.

- Uh, shall we dance?

- [speaking spanish].

- Oh.

Ah, chihuahua!

- Nice going, Pop.

- Oh, thanks, Dave.

Thank you, señora.

- [speaking spanish].

- This is a lot of fun, but
I sure wish Ricky'd get here.

- What are you so
worried about, Pop?

- Well, Dave, you'll find
out when you're married.

I mean, if your mother--

I wonder what's keeping Ricky?

I asked him to take a cab.

- Well, maybe he's outside
and he can't get in.

- Hey, that's an idea.

Look, why don't you
ask Lucita to take

a little walk around outside
and see if you can find Rick.

- All right.

Uh, Lucita, you want to
take a little walk with me?

- Sí.

- [speaking spanish].

[singing in spanish]

- Uh, pardon me.

Could you come back a
little later, please?

- Sí, señor, later.

- Rick!

What took you so long?

- I went over to Iggy Schwartz's
to borrow this costume.

- Well, uh, this is
David's brother, Ricky.

- Mucho gusto.

- This is Lucita's dueña.

- What happened to the old
grandmother with a shawl?

- Well, here she is right here.

- Boy, what a makeup job.

- Look, you've got to help
me straighten this out, son.

You've got to explain to
her that she's not my date,

that I am happily married.

- Uh, señorita?

- Sí?

- Doing pretty good
so far, huh, Pop?

- Yes, fine.

Go on, son.

- Señorita, this hombre--

- Tell her I'm married.

- Married?

Casarte.

- Oh.

- Something tells me she
didn't quite get the idea.

- [speaking spanish].

- What'd she say?

- I'm not sure,
something about she

hasn't known you long enough.

- No.

Tell her I don't
want to marry her.

Well, no, no, wait a minute.

She may be insulted.

Well, why don't you
call the Women's Club

and see if you can
get your mother?

The line can't be
busy this long.

- Sí.

Perdóname.

- Ay, casarte.

- Uh, no, no, no, no.

Me casaba.

- Casaba?

- Me-- me casaba.

- [speaking spanish].

[singing in spanish]

- Señor-- uh, uh, later, señor.

- Sí, señor, later.

- Sí, sí, chihuahua.

[tango music]

- Oh, uh, tango?

- Ay, sí, José.

- Oh, this is a
charming place, Harriet.

- Isn't it, though?

My Aunt June told me about it.

Say, do you think
it's all right for us

to be here without escorts?
- Yes.

- Oh, I'm sure it is.

- I can't understand it.

I phoned home several times.

I guess Ozzie must have gotten
tired and turned in early.

- That music sounds
so wonderful.

I wish our husbands were
here to dance with us.

- Wouldn't do me any good.

I have to drag Ozzie up
on the dance floor lately.

He just doesn't seem to
like to dance anymore.

- Buenos nochas, señoritas.

This way, please.

- Harriet!

- Well, hello, dear.

I thought you home
watching television.

- Believe me, I
should have been.

This is Carmelita, my date.

Uh, not my date.

This is David's dueña.

Not-- not-- not David.

She came along with
the girl that--

oh, uh, casaba.

Casaba.

- Casaba?

- Oh, yes, that's
Spanish for "married."

I've been tried to explain to
her that you and I have been

"casabaed" for 21 years now.

See, uh, the girls
don't speak any English.

- I no speak English.

- Uh, oh, [stammering],,
Dave's around here someplace.

Oh, he's back at the table.

Uh-- uh, David.

- Oh, hi, Mom.

- Hello, dear.

- Mother, this is Lucita.

- How do you do?

- How do you do?

- She's just learning
how to speak English.

- How do you do?

- I was explaining
the situation to Mom.

- Oh, hiya, Mom.
- Hello, dear.

- Pop, I think I can straighten
this whole thing out.

This is Señor Rodríguez.
He owns the cafe.

This is my mother and father.
- Oh, how do you do?

- How do you do, sir?
Happy to know you.

Your son has told
me the situation.

I think I can help you.
Are these are the young ladies?

- Well, yes, these two
young ladies right here.

- Permit me.

Señorita, [spanish]

I think it's settled now, sir.

- Well, thank you very much.

- Mr. Nelson, I wonder if
you would do me a favor.

- Oh, well, it's a pleasure.
What is it?

- Well, since the young
lady has no escort,

I was wondering if you would
formerly introduce me to her.

It's an old Spanish custom.

- Oh, certainly.

Señorita Carmelita,
Señor Rodríguez.

- [speaking spanish].

- [speaking spanish].

- I think they want to dance.

- Oh, uh, Señor Rodriguez, one
more thing, if you don't mind.

There is a guitar player here
who sings romantic songs,

and I'd kind of like to
sing a song for my wife.

You suppose I could borrow
his guitar for a moment?

- Oh, with pleasure.

[finger snaps] Elvis!

- [speaking spanish].

- He says he has
one over here, sir.

- Oh, fine.

Oh, thank you very much.

And thank you, Señor Rodríguez.

- It's a pleasure.

[guitar]

- [SINGING] We were gathering
stars while a million guitars

played our love song.

When you said I love you, every
beat of my heart said it, too.

- [singing in spanish]

- [singing in spanish]

[applause]

- Muchas gracias, señora.

- Well, thank you, Ricky.

[music playing]

- Señora?
- Thank you, Ricky.

I'd love to.

[brassy music]

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