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[music playing]

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- For David and Rick?!

- [laughs]

- Oh, you're kidding.

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[music playing]

- There surely are lots
of beautiful Christmas

cards this year.

- Yeah, coming in kind
of early, aren't they?

- Are you kidding?

Christmas is less
than a week away.

- Is that possible?

Boy, it really sneaks up on you.

- Oh, here's a nice card from
Doctor Williams and his family.

- Oh, yeah.

The kids are sure gettin' big.

You'd think they'd write
a little something on it,

wouldn't you?
- Well, no, not necessarily.

It's a nice picture
of the family.

- Oh, yeah.

I like these family
photographs best of all,

but I like people to write
a little something on 'em,

particularly when they're
such good friends of ours.

Hey, here's one.

Listen to this.

"May this be your
happiest Christmas,

and may all that
follow be even happier.

Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year.

We hope we may always be
privileged to include you

among our nicest
and best friends."

Isn't that nice?

- Oh, it certainly is.

Who's it from?

- The Acme cleaners.

- Oh, here's a cute card.

- Oh, who's it from?

- The Cadwalters.

Hey, did you bring your
topcoat downstairs?

- Well, yeah, I think so.
Why?

- Well, I thought maybe we could
get the rest of our Christmas

shopping done tonight.

- Cadwalters...

Did we send them a card?

- No, I don't think we did.

- Well, I'll send
them one tomorrow.

Oh, by the way, let's not plan
too many things this year, huh?

- What do you mean?

- Oh, it seems each year
that we get involved

in more and more things.

And if you notice, I'm
the guy who always gets

stuck with all the dirty jobs.

- Make way for Santa Claus.

- Well, it looks like
somebody around here

has been doing some
Christmas shopping.

- These are all surprises,
so don't nobody try to open

nothin'.

- Looks like you guys
really went to town here.

- Well, you know the
old saying, "Christmas

comes but once a year."

Did you buy our presents yet?

- No, we're going downtown
to get them right now.

- That's what we like to hear.

- Don't go trying
to find these, now.

- How about those guys?

- Well, it looks like
Christmas is starting.

- Hope the stores
aren't too crowded.

- Just a second.

I might as well make out
a card to the Cadwalters.

Wait a minute.

We don't know anybody
named Cadwalter.

This should have been
delivered next door.

[music playing]

- Well, let's look at these
games over here, Harriet.

Harriet?

- Attention, please.

Calling Mrs. Muller.

Calling Mrs. Muller.

Little Irving is at the
Lost and Found Department.

Please come and get him.

Thank you.

[bell dings]

- Uh, how much is this
donkey party game, Miss?

Miss?

[crowd chattering]

Miss?

[bell dings]

- Oh, hello, Mr. Nelson.

- Well, hello there,
Mrs. Brewster.

- Attention, please.

Mrs. Muller, please come
and get little Irving.

He's at the Lost and
Found Department.

Thank you.

- I guess this must be the
only quiet corner in the store.

Quite a crowd, isn't it?

- Isn't it, though?

It seems that no matter how
early I start my Christmas

shopping, I always get caught
in the last-minute rush.

- Well, that's the way it goes.

I think people are
overdoing Christmas lately.

- Attention, please.

Calling Irving Muller.

That's Irving Muller.

Your mother is waiting for
you at the Lost and Found

Department.

[music - "silent night"]

- You know, every time
I hear "Silent Night,"

it reminds me of a wonderful
Christmas Eve years

ago, when Harriet and
I were first married.

We'd finished trimming the tree.

And we'd open a
few of our presents

and just sitting there in
front of the fireplace,

when all of a sudden, as
if from out of nowhere,

we heard voices
singing "Silent Night."

It was a group of
carolers, friends of ours,

and they'd stopped in front
of our house to sing for us.

It sounded so beautiful.

Harriet began to cry.

- Uh, speaking of
the carolers, we're

going to have our group
out again this year.

- Oh.

Well, that's nice, if
you got the time for it.

- Well, actually, none of
us has the time to spare.

But think how dreadfully dull it
would be if nobody did anything

about Christmas.

- Yeah, you've got a
point there, all right.

You know one of my favorites?

[SINGING] Deck the halls
with boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

- My goodness, isn't
that a coincidence?

We have the most wonderful
arrangement of that.

- Oh.

How about that?

- Why don't you and
Mrs. Nelson join us?

It wouldn't take
much of your time.

[bell dings]

- Well, I'll speak to her and
see how she feels about it.

- Oh, she'd love it.

Um, Clara Randolph
phoned her, and she

said she'd be glad to
if you were willing.

- [laughs] Looks like
it's all set then.

[laughs]

- Now hear this.

Now hear this.

Will little Ozzie Nelson please
report to the Lost and Found

Department?

- No, he's my husband.

- Oh, I beg your pardon.

I'm sorry.

Will Mr. Ozzie Nelson please
report to the Lost and Found

Department?

Your wife is looking for you.

[music playing]

- I think that's me.

[music playing]

Hey, that looks real nice.

- Thank you, dear.

- Hey, Pop.

How come you didn't
buy a Christmas

tree when you were downtown?

- Oh, it's a little
too soon, Dave.

- Your father wants to
wait till Christmas Eve.

- Well, no, it isn't a question
of waiting until Christmas Eve.

I just want to take
things as they come along.

I'm not gonna get involved in a
lot of complications this year.

- Well, it seems to me
you're involved already.

You're going to sing
Christmas carols.

- Well, I got tricked
into that, and you helped.

But that's all I'm gonna do.

- When are we gonna start
putting up the lights

outside the house, Pop?

- Uh, we're not gonna
do that this year?

- Who says so?

- I says so.

I'm the guy who gets
stuck with all the work.

- We'll help you.

- Yeah, you guys
always say that,

but I'm the one who has
to climb up on the roof

and string the lights up.

- Well, if you don't want
to do anything so elaborate,

[doorbell rings]

why you just hang a few
lights around the front door?

- Oh, sure.

I start putting them up
around the front door,

and somebody makes
a few suggestions.

All of a sudden, there's a
ladder standing next to me,

and the next thing I
know, I'm up on the roof

swinging the lights
around the chimney.

- Hi, Dave.
- Oh, hi, Doctor.

Come on in.
- Thanks.

- Uh, Pop, it's Dr. Williams.
- Hi, Oz.

- Hey, Doc.
- Hello, Harriet.

- Why don't you sit down?
- No, I can only stay a minute.

So what do you think?

I don't have enough
to do, so they made me

chairman of the Christmas
Entertainment Committee

at the men's club.

- Oh, boy, that sounds
like a lot of hard work.

- Oh, I don't think so.

Sounds like a lot of fun.

You gonna do the
pageant again this year?

- Well, we were going
to, but Joe Randolph

came up with the
suggestion that we

do Dickens' "Christmas Carol."

So they talked me into
playing the nephew.

- You see, Harriet?

That's just what I
was talking about.

Here's a man, one of the
busiest men in town, a doctor,

and they impose on him
and spoil his Christmas.

- Are you kidding, Oz?

- No, I'm not kidding.

- Oh, I get it.

Who told you?

- Told me what?

- Oh, you sly dog, Oz.

OK, you can have the part.

Here I thought I was gonna
have to talk you into it,

and you knew about it all along.
- Now, now, wait a minute.

If you think I'm gonna play a
part in your Christmas play,

you got another thing coming.

- That's perfect, Oz.

That's old Scrooge himself--

Christmas, bah humbug!

- I think it'd be wonderful.

- Well, I'll show you what.

We'll count on you, Oz.

- Now, wait a minute.

How am I gonna learn
that big, long part?

- Well, it'll be easy.

We're gonna do a short version.

I'll send you the script.

- Oh, won't you stay
for some coffee, Doc?

- Oh, no thanks, Harriet.
I got to get home.

I promised Shirl
I'd start putting up

the lights around the house.
- Oh.

We aren't gonna put up
any lights this year.

- You're not?
- Oh, well, yes, we are.

We're just not gonna make
such a big deal of it.

That's all.

- Oh, that's a shame.

Well, we'll count on
you playing Scrooge, Oz.

Christmas, bah humbug!

- Bye, Doc.

- He's a nice guy, but he
gets so corny at times.

Well, where are the lights?

- What lights?

- Well, you know, the
lights to string up out

in front of the house.

- Oh, they're out in the
garage someplace, I guess.

Why don't you forget about it?

- Oh, really?

- Oh, sure.
It's so late.

Why don't you get a good night's
sleep and put 'em up tomorrow?

[music playing]

- Hi, Oz.

- Well, hi there, Joe.

Hey, you're just in time.

How'd you like to help
me hang these lights up

in front of the house?
- Oh, no thanks, Oz.

I've got plenty to do as it is.

I'll tell you why I dropped by.

You know, the lodge is putting
on the annual Christmas Eve

party at the orphanage again.

- Oh, that's swell.

That's a nice idea.

- Oh, it's a great idea.

But Toby McIntyre always
played Santa Claus for us,

and he moved out of
town about a month ago.

And we just found out that he
always used his own Santa Claus

outfit.

- Oh, say, I have a Santa Claus
outfit right up in the attic.

- Well, gee, that's great, Oz.

If you're there at 7:00,
it'll be just about right.

And we'll have the bag
of toys waiting for you.

- Uh-- uh, Joe.

Uh, you're welcome
to borrow the outfit,

but I can't be Santa Claus.

- Oh, sure you can, Oz, with
that wonderful hearty laugh

of yours.

You can put a pillow
in front there.

And I don't know, maybe
you won't need a pillow.

- Oh.

It's the sweater
I'm wearing here.

Well, I'll need a pillow.

- Oh, suit yourself,
but, Oz, thanks so much.

You've taken a load off my mind.
- Now, now--

- Christmas Eve, 7
o'clock at the orphanage.

- Well, listen--
- Ozzie.

- Just a minute, Harriet.
Uh, Joe--

- Ozzie?

- Harriet?
What do you want?

- I thought you were going to
put up the Christmas lights

on the front of the house.

- Well, I will.

I'm just getting
'em untangled here.

- Oh, well, here.

These are for you.

Doc sent over your part
for the Christmas play,

and Mrs. Brewster
dropped off the music.

She said, "Would you please
learn the bass part?"

- Oh, right.

[SINGING IN A DEEP VOICE] Deck
the halls with boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

[music playing]

[applause]

[music playing]

Christmas, bah humbug!

- What'd you say, dear?

- Christmas, bah humbug!

- Well, that's a fine
Christmas spirit.

It's my part in the play.

Christmas, bah humbug!

Does that sound convincing?

- Yes, I hate you.

- Thank you, dear.

- You know, I just
don't know how

you're going to do all the
stuff you promised to do.

- Why not?

- Well, everything happens
on Christmas Eve, which

is tomorrow night, in
case you've forgotten.

- Oh, I know.

I'll just have to work
out a tight schedule.

That's all.

- What about the lights?
- Well, I'll take care of those.

Don't worry.
- Why don't you put 'em up now?

- Well, Harriet, I've got
this whole big part to learn.

- You can study while
you're up on the ladder.

- Are you kidding?

This is Dickens'
"Christmas Carol."

It's not "Romeo and Juliet."

- Oh, and what about
the Christmas tree?

Shall I get that?

I have to go downtown anyway
and pick up some tree ornaments.

- No, Harriet, I
told you I'll take

care of the Christmas tree.

One thing at a time.

- OK.

- Christmas, bah humbug!

[SINGING IN A DEEP VOICE] Deck
the halls with boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la la la la la la.

[music playing]

Bob Cratchit, so you want a
day off tomorrow, I suppose.

Convenient?

Of course it's not convenient.

Once a year?

A poor excuse for
picking a man's

pocket every 25th of December.

- Ebenezer Scrooge.

Ebenezer Scrooge.

- How now?

Who are you?

- Ask me who I was.

- Who was you?

Who were you?

- In life, I was your
partner, Jacob Marley.

- No, no, no.

See, you're Marley's ghost.

I'm Scrooge.

See, in life, I was your
partner, Jacob Marley.

That's your name.

You're Jacob Marley,
or Marley's ghost.

Try it again.

- In life, I was your
partner Jacob Marley.

- You're Marley's ghost!

- That I am.

That I am.

- Does it say that there?

- No, but I just thought
it fit pretty good.

- Don't ad lib.

Just give me the
lines the way they're

written there because that's the
way I'm supposed to learn them.

- I can't believe it.

- I can't believe it.

I can't believe it.

It must be my indigestion.

For all I know, you may be
an undigested bit of beef,

a blot of mustard,
a crumb of cheese,

a fragment of an
underdone potato.

Did I leave anything out there?

- How about a pistachio ice
cream soda with an onion in it?

- You're spoiling
the mood, David.

- What are you doing anyway?

That's my sheet.

- I'm helping Pop rehearse.

- Rick--

- Trouble with you is you
got no artistic appreciation.

- Rick?

Rick, give me the next line.

[music playing]

- Ozzie!
- What do you want?

- What are you doing up
there in the boys' room?

I thought you were
putting up the lights.

- Well, I was on my
way up to the roof,

and I dropped into the boys'
room to rehearse my parts.

- Well, there's a
telephone call for you.

- Oh, darn.

[music playing]

- Oh, here he comes now, Joe.

It's Joe Randolph.
- Oh.

- Why didn't you
come down the stairs?

- Well, I went up the ladder.

- Hello, Joe.
- Oh, hi, Oz.

I was just wondering.

Did you find your
Santa Claus outfit?

- Oh, not yet, but
I know where it is.

It's right up in the attic.
Don't worry about it.

- OK.
Just checking on everybody.

- I'll see you tomorrow
night around 7 o'clock.

So long, Joe.

- Where are you going?

- Up to get my Santa Claus
outfit before I forget it.

- What about the lights?

- Oh, well, I'll crawl
out the attic window

and fix them on the way down.

[music playing]

- Oh, Mr. Nelson.

Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, hello, Mrs. Brewster.

- I stopped by to tell you
we'll pick you up tomorrow

night at 9 o'clock.

- Gee, I hope I'm finished
at the men's club on time.

- I have some more
music here for you.

- Well, I'll be right down.

- Ebenezer Scrooge.

- No, not now, Rick.

- Your part is
all marked in red.

Oh, you are a bass, aren't you?

- Well, no, I don't think so.

- Oh, dear.

I'd appreciate very much
if you would be a bass.

We're so shy on
basses this year.

- Oh, well, all right.

I've already learned the
one bass part, you know.

- Oh, that's just fine.

- Well, see you tomorrow night.

Bye.

[music playing]

- [SINGING IN A DEEP VOICE] Deck
the halls with boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

I'm dreaming of a
white Christmas.

Deck the halls with boughs of--

deck the halls with
boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

[music playing]

- Ebenezer Scrooge.

- Oh, there you are.

You're neither
Marley nor his ghost.

- I'm Marley's brother.

- Oh, no, Marley's brother.

- We dine.

- I gotta fix the lights.

- Then make haste, Scrooge.

The festive board is set
with the blot of mustard...

And all that other jazz.

[music playing]

- [SINGING IN A DEEP VOICE] Deck
the halls with boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

- Ebenezer Scrooge.

- How now, who are you?

- I'm Santa Claus' wife,
and I pressed your suit.

Here.

- Oh, thank you.

- I fixed this
beard for you, Pop.

The wire was bent.
- Oh, thank you, Dave.

[phone rings]
- I'll get it.

- Say, how about the
lights on the house?

Tonight's your last chance.

- Well, I'll put 'em up as
soon as I get back from buying

the tree.

- Hello?

Oh, hi, Joe.

We've got to be over at the
men's club by 8 o'clock.

Oh.

OK, I'll tell him.

- What was that all about?

- That was Joe Randolph, and
they've changed the plans.

They've got so many
children, they're

going to give two parties at the
orphanage-- one at 6:00 and one

at 7:30.

- I can't be there by 6:00.
- Oh, sure you can.

[doorbell chimes]
Oh, will you get that?

- What time are the
Christmas carols, Pop?

- Oh, they're at 9 o'clock.

Oh, hi, Doc.
- Hi, Oz.

Say, I'm in kind of a hurry.

I got an emergency
call from the hospital.

Would you do me a favor and run
down and pick up the costumes?

They're being altered.
Here's the address.

- Uh--
- Be sure and try the pants on.

Remember, they were kind
of tight across the seat.

- Uh--

[music playing]

What does the man take a job
for if he's not gonna do it?

- Want me to drive
you over there, Pop?

- Oh, yeah, maybe that's
a good idea, Dave.

It's way over the
other side of town.

- Well, dinner's
practically ready.

- Well, hey, I don't
have time to eat dinner.

- I'll go start the car.

- Oh, thanks, Dave.

Boy, here we go again.

A fine way to spend
Christmas Eve.

- Oh, don't forget your beard.

- Thanks.
But where will I meet you?

- Well, I've got a
couple of things to do,

so I'll meet you back here, OK?

- OK, bye.

[car horn honks]

Coming.

- Good luck.

[music playing]

- Aren't these pants
are awfully tight?

- Oh, no.

That's the way they
wore 'em in those days.

- You better try
the coat on, Pop.

It's getting awful late.

[music playing]

You look great, Pop.

[music playing]

- Is this all right, Mr. Nelson?
- Oh, yeah, that'll be fine.

Thank you.

[music playing]

Oh ho ho!

Merry Christmas, boys and girls.

Merry Christmas!

Lots of toys for
little girls and boys.

[music playing]

- Gee thanks, Oz.

It was swell.
- Glad to do it, Joe.

- I'd better get
back to the kids.

- OK, I'll see ya.

- I don't know how to
thank you, Mr. Nelson.

The children had
a wonderful time.

- Well, it's my pleasure.
- Hurry up, Pop.

- OK, Dave.
Be right there.

I'll be seeing you.

- Oh, Mr. Nelson, you
dropped your beard.

- Oh, thank you.

- See?

What'd I tell ya?

[music playing]

- Merry Christmas, Uncle.

- Merry Christmas?

Bah humbug.

- Uncle, don't be cross.

- What else can I be when
I live in a world of fools

such as this?

Merry Christmas...

Bah humbug!

Merry Christmas?

Bah humbug!

You keep Christmas in your way--

Your way, I'll keep
Christmas in mine.

- Uncle, I have come to see
you in homage to Christmas,

and I'll keep my Christmas
spirit to the last.

Well, nonetheless,
Merry Christmas, uncle.

- Merry Christmas?

Bah humbug!

[music playing]

I'm sure glad you weren't there.

It was so darn embarrassing.

- Well, I wouldn't
worry about it, dear.

They probably thought
it was part of the play.

- Yeah, I thought
it was swell, Pop.

Everybody laughed.

- Well, that's for sure.

Yeah, I didn't get
a Christmas tree.

- Oh, Ricky's getting one.
- Oh, good.

- Give me your coat.

- Rick?
- Sorry, Pop.

This is the best I could do.

They're all sold out.

- It wasn't your fault, son.

I should have bought
it three weeks ago.

Dang...

- What's the matter?

- Oh, I banged my knee trying
to climb in and out of the car

so darn fast.

- Oh, it's a shame, dear.

- Oh, I meant to tell you, Pop.

I got a parking ticket
outside the men's club.

Gee, I didn't know
it was a red zone.

- Oh, that does it.

That's the end.

- Here, let me see it, Dave.

- I spent all week
knockin' myself out,

and what do I wind up with?

A broken leg, a parking ticket,
a scraggly, scrawny-lookin'

Christmas tree.

Oh, I know you did the
best you could, son.

Boy, maybe old Scrooge
was right at that.

- Hey, wait a minute.

This isn't a parking ticket.

It says, "You are hereby
sentenced to a Merry

Christmas and a happy New Year.

Don't forget the policeman's
ball January 15."

- I thought there was
something funny about that.

- Oh, how about that?

- [SINGING] Silent night.

Holy night.

All is calm.

All is bright.

Round yon virgin,
mother and child.

- Isn't that beautiful?

- Sure is.

- It sure is.

- Oh, Harriet, if you want to
open up one of your Christmas

presents, the little square
box there with a red ribbon,

it's a handkerchief.

- [SINGING] Sleep
in heavenly peace.

- Well, come on, gang.

Let's join the carolers.

- Yeah, come on.

Let's go, boys.

- Hey, it's snowin' outside!

- Yeah, how about that?

- Oh, how wonderful.

- Harriet, where's my top coat?

- It's in the den, dear.

- The den?

- Surprise!

[music playing]

- Oh, Harriet, it's beautiful.

Gee, thanks, fellas.

- [SINGING] Jingle
bells, jingle bells.

- This may be the most wonderful
Christmas we've ever had.

- I think so, too.

- [SINGING] Oh, what
fun it is to ride

in the one horse open sleigh.

Oh, jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to
ride in a one horse--

one horse open sleigh.

Merry Christmas!

- Merry Christmas.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Merry Christmas!

- Hey, Oz, what happened?

You usually have lights
up in front of the house.

- Yeah, what happened?
- I know it, Doc.

I kept promising
Harriet I'd put 'em up,

but I just never
got around to it.

It's all my fault.

- OK, Ricky, hit the switch.

- Hey!

Look at that.

- Well, Ricky and I did.

We didn't want you and
David to have all the fun.

- Well, how about that?

A man doesn't know what
goes on his own house.

- Well, come on.

Let's get going.

- How about "Deck the Halls"?

I've been practicing
the bass part all week.

- OK, here we go.

Deck--

- [SINGING] Deck the halls
with boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

'Tis the season to be jolly.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel.

Fa la la la la la la la.

Troll the ancient
Yuletide carol.

Fa la la la la la
la la la la la.

Deck the halls with
boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la la la la.

'Tis the season to be jolly.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

[applause]

[music playing]

- "Ozzie and Harriet" have
been brought to you tonight

by the Quaker Oats Company.

And now, from the entire Quaker
family, to you and your family,

our very best wishes for
a happy holiday season.

This has been an ABC television
network film presentation.