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- Who's going to have the
last piece of chicken?

How about you, Dave?
- Well, not me.

Thanks, Mom.
I'm full of chicken.

- How about you, Rick?
- No thanks, Mom.

- Ozzie?
- No thanks.

I'm chicken, too--
full of it, that is.

Not to mention the mashed
potatoes, and the gravy,

and the biscuits.

Boy, it sure was a
wonderful dinner.

- Well, thank you, dear.
- Sure was, Mom.

- Sure was, Mom.

- Thank you, fellas.

- Gee, I wonder
what Mom's up to.

- What do you mean
what is she up to?

- Well, this big dinner
and everything, I

figure she's building
us up or for something.

- [laughs]

- Maybe she's just
trying to fatten you up.

- OK, chubby.

- Just because
your mother happens

to cook an especially
good meal doesn't

mean she's up to anything.

You guys are too suspicious.

Your mother just happens
to know that the secret

of a happy and
successful marriage

is to spring these little
surprises every once

in a while.

- Wait till you see
what I made for dessert.

- Oh, gee, Harriet,
thanks a lot,

but I couldn't possibly
eat any dessert.

I'm just too full.

- Same here, Mom.

- Me, too.

- Oh, are you guys
sure about that?

- Well, what have you got there?

- Homemade lemon meringue pie.

- Oh, maybe I will have
just a small piece.

- Me, too.

- Me, too.

- Wow, look at that!

Maybe I'll have a medium--

or a pretty good-sized piece.

- OK, three gigantic slabs
of pie coming right up.

- Well, there goes my waistline.

- Please, let's not bring
up unpleasant subjects.

Let's just enjoy the pie.

- Here's your piece, Dave.

- Oh, thanks, Mom.

Do you mind if I enjoy mine
in by the television set?

There's a show I want to see.
- No, go right ahead.

- OK, thanks.

- Ricky, here's yours.

- Gee, thanks, Mom.

It sure looks great.

- Boy, the terrific
dinner, that was enough,

but this pie is too much.

- What do you mean "too much"?

- Well, I mean it's wonderful.

You know, I really meant
what I said to the boys

before about surprises.

It's little things
like this that

go to make up a happy marriage.

- You really like surprises?

- Well, sure.

Who doesn't?

Now, that's where
people make a mistake.

They let their marriages
get into a rut.

Everything is routine
and predictable.

Here, we've been
married nearly 21 years,

and you're still surprising me.

Oh, boy, that's wonderful.

You know, if it weren't such
a long walk around the table,

I'd come all the way
over there and give you

a big lemon meringue kiss.

- Well, thank you, dear.

I've got another
surprise for you.

- What is this, Father's
Day on my birthday?

- No, it's no special day.

- Then what's the
other surprise?

- Well, finish your pie
first, and then I'll tell you.

- Uh, Harriet, what
is the other surprise?

- Well, we're having
a special meeting

of the dance committee at
the ladies auxiliary tonight.

- Oh, well, that's no surprise.

You told me that a
couple of days ago.

- You didn't let me finish.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Well, there just
doesn't seem to be

any interest in the
dance this year,

and we've got to think
of something pretty fast.

After all, the dance
is this Saturday night.

- Well, it's the same
thing every year.

I hate to say this, but
I'm afraid the ladies

auxiliary just isn't very
good at putting on dances.

- Well, now isn't
that a coincidence

you should say that?
- Well, what do you mean?

- Well, that's just
the reason we're

having the meeting tonight
instead of in the afternoon.

- What are you talking about?

- Well, there are 15 of us
girls on the dance committee,

and we figured that 30 heads are
better than 15, so each of us

made a solemn promise to bring
her husband to the meeting.

- Now, wait a minute.

This is your dance, not ours.

- But we all promised.

You don't want me to be the
only wife whose husband doesn't

show up.

- Do you know how many
husbands will show up?

About three, and I'm not
going to be one of them.

- But I promised you'd be there.

What will I tell them?

- Well, I don't--

tell them anything.

Tell 'em I came home from
the office feeling fine,

I ate a big meal--

- That, you did.

- And all of a sudden, without
any warning, I was taken drunk.

- Come on, hurry up,
finish your pie, dear.

We'll be late.

- Harriet, I tell
you, I'm not going.

- Why should you be the only
one who doesn't show up?

- Well, I told you
in the first place,

there'll be about
three husbands there.

And in the second place, I
can't stand the noise of 15 hens

all cackling at once.

[hens cackling]

[women chatting]

[gavel banging]

- Ladies, please.

Let's not all cackle at one.

Now, before we go on
with our discussion,

I think we should
pause long enough

to extend a hearty greeting
to the husbands who

were kind enough to
join us this evening.

[applause]

- Madam Chairman, I understood
that all the husbands

were going to be here tonight.

- Clifford, sit down.

- I just wanted to find out.

- Sit down, Clifford.

- Yes, my dear.

- Wait till we get home.

Boy, will I tell her off.

- Please, ladies, let's keep
the meeting under control.

Now, we all want our
dance Saturday night

to be the most successful
we've ever given.

[applause]

I must admit that the tickets
have been going very slowly so

far, but we're hoping for a lot
of last-minute reservations.

Now, does anybody
have any ideas?

- Madam Chairman?

- Yes, Bubbles?

- I think most of you ladies
know that I used to be in show

business...

[applause]

Now, I realize that
this idea of mine

might be a little
bit out of season,

but since we have so many
very attractive club members,

I was thinking it
might be a lot of fun

if we had a bathing
beauty contest--

[chatter] In connection
with the dance, of course.

- The most ridiculous
idea I've ever heard.

- I'd rather have a
pie-eating contest.

- Uh, Bubbles, would you
like to make a motion?

- Oh, not without my
costume and my music.

- Never mind.

All those in favor of a bathing
beauty contest, say aye.

- Aye.

- Aye.

- Well, I think the bathing
beauty contest is a good idea,

but we ought to wait
until summertime.

- Well, now that
makes some sense.

- Does anybody else
have any ideas?

- Well, Madam Chairman,
I'd like to make

a motion about balloons.

- I beg your pardon?

- Well, I think it
would add considerably

to the gaiety of the occasion
if along about midnight,

we had a great
fanfare of trumpets

and released
hundreds of balloons.

- That's a pretty good idea.

- Well, thank you.

During my undergraduate
days at Vasser,

we had some really gay
parties and they always

featured balloons at midnight.

Of course, that was
a few years ago.

- You can say that again.

- Did you say
something, Clifford?

- I think it's a splendid idea.

- Thank you.

- Well, there's just one thing.

Can we get enough balloons
on such short notice?

- Oh, yes, I'm
quite sure we can.

You see, my sister's husband
happens to be in that business.

As a matter of fact, I have
a few samples right here,

if you care to see one.

[applause]

I'm not sure I have sufficient
wind to blow them up.

- Is she kidding?

- Well, maybe one of the
husbands will volunteer.

How about Mr. Nelson?

[applause]

- Yes, here we are.

- If this is some sort
of a sobriety test,

I can assure you ladies I
drink nothing stronger than

Coca-Cola.

[laughter]

This is a pretty big balloon.

I hope I can handle it.

- Oh, go ahead, dear.

I'm sure you're windy enough.

- Stop making me laugh.

[surprised murmuring]

[applause]

- I hereby nominate Mr.
Nelson as our official balloon

blower-upper.

[music playing]

[applause]

- When you go down
to the auditorium,

just ask for Mrs. Willoughby.

She's in charge of the
floor waxing committee.

- I don't think I know her.

- Well, just ask somebody.

- Oh, watch it, will you?

- Sorry.

I got a better idea.

Why don't we just dump the
stuff in the middle of the floor

and run?

- This is quite a surprise.

Looks like you guys are going to
do a little work for a change.

- Yeah, we've been drafted.

- Yeah, we're now
the boys auxiliary

of the men's auxiliary
of the ladies auxiliary.

- Good for you.

- You want to help us
wax some floors, Pop?

- Well, thanks, Dave,
I'd like to accept

but they gave me a little job.

I'm in charge of
blowing up the balloons.

- Wow.

You mean somebody's going
to do a balloon dance?

- [laughs] Nothing like that.

It's just sort of
a special feature.

Along about midnight, they're
going to release a few thousand

balloons.

They're going to float
down on everybody's head.

- A few thousand?

- Well, maybe a
couple of hundred.

I don't know.

- A couple of thousand
would be more like it.

Have you seen the
size of those boxes?

- Oh, I didn't know the
balloons had arrived yet.

Where are they?

- Right in the living room.

- Oh, I've better blow
those darn things up.

Oh, uh, if you guys
get finished in a hurry

and you'd like to give
your old dad a hand,

I'd be glad to have your help.

- No thanks, Pop.

One job's enough.

- Careful, Pop,
don't blow a gasket.

- Take it easy now, you guys.

- If you boys don't hurry up
and go down to the auditorium,

there isn't going to
be any dance tonight.

- See how important
we are, David?

- Are you going down there, Mom?

- Yeah, I'll be
down a little later.

I want to get on the phone
and see if I can't pep up

the ticket sales a little.

- See you later, Mom.

- Take it easy, fellas!

Be sure and do a good
job waxing the floors!

- OK, Mom!

[engine noises]

[balloon popping]

- Ah!

- For goodness sakes,
dear, what are you doing?

Blowing those up
or breaking them?

- This is ridiculous anyway.

By the time I get
all these blown up,

it'll be about next Tuesday.

- Well, what do they
do in the amusement

parks and the carnivals?

- I don't know.

I think they use these big
compressed air machines,

don't they?

Hey, I wonder where I
could rent one of those.

- Well, I don't know.

That's a little out
of my department.

Besides, it might be a little
difficult on a Saturday

afternoon.

- Yeah.

Well, maybe this might
go a little better

after I get the hang of it.

- I'm sure it will.

[music playing]

What in the world was that?

- [chuckles] I was trying
a little experiment,

and it didn't work out so well.

Evidently, what we need is a lot
more lung power than I've got.

- Ricky!
- RIcky!

- Ricky!
Ricky!

- Rick!
- Wait a minute.

Did I hear you say
something about lung power?

- Yeah, the same thought
just occurred to me.

- Well, good luck, dear.

I'll see you down
at the auditorium.

- Hey, wait a second.

If this idea works out,
I'll be right with you.

[children shouting indistinctly]

Hiya, boys.
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Is Ricky home?

- Well, uh, no, he isn't.

He just went
downtown for a while.

- Gee, he promised to show
us some new football plays.

- Oh, well, I'm sure he'll
be back in a little while.

Say, I've been having
a lot of fun in there.

I've been blowing up balloons.

- All we got now is two plays.

One goes around one
end, and the other

goes around the other end.

- Oh, yeah, well,
as I say, he'll

be back in a little while.

Well, it sure is a lot of
fun blowing up balloons.

- I play center for both sides.

- [laughs] Well, good for you.

Watch.

Of course, that just gives
you kind of a rough idea.

You know, blowing up
balloons isn't too easy.

It takes kind of a knack.

- It's no use, Mr. Nelson.

We read "Tom Sawyer" in school.

- Yeah, but "Tom Sawyer"
isn't exactly the same.

See, that has to do
with painting a fence.

- Yeah, but it's
the same psychology.

- Well, I guess
you're right at that.

I tell you what I'll do, fellas.

I'll lay my cards
right on the table.

I have a bunch of
balloons in there

I'd like to have blown up, and
I'm willing to pay cash for it.

- Golly.

When can we get started?

- Well, any time.

They're right there in the
living room, about 1,000

of them.
- Oh, boy.

- Just a minute.
Huddle.

[music playing]

- How much does this job pay?

- Well, how much do you
guys think it's worth?

- Well, we need a new
football, and it costs $6.

- OK, boys you've got
yourselves a new football.

[cheering]

Now, uh, the balloons
are in the living room.

There are plenty of Cokes
in the refrigerator.

[cheering]

- Save your breath!

It's worth money!

[music playing]

- Hi, there.
- Oh, hi.

- Gee, David and Ricky
certainly did a wonderful job

waxing the dance floor.

- Oh, well, they're
pretty good kids.

And if they say
they'll do a job,

they usually do a good one.
- Hi, Clara.

- Hi, Harriet.

- Oh, gee, the place is
going to look beautiful.

- Oh, yeah, sure is.

- Everybody's working so hard.
- Oh, thank you.

Did you have any luck
with your phone calls?

- Well, I managed to
sell a couple more.

How does it look for tonight?
I'm afraid.

- Well, I've got
my fingers crossed,

but, frankly, it
doesn't look so good.

- Oh, that's too bad.

I'd better turn this money in.

- Oh, Margaret's in the library.

- Oh, thanks, Clara.

Hi, Junie.

Don't work too hard.

- Oh, hi, Harriet.

- Gee, it's a shame the
tickets aren't going so well.

- Oh, yes, it is a shame.

Well, I guess we just
didn't work hard enough.

- Let me help you
with these chairs.

- Oh, thank you.

Nobody seems to know
about the dance.

- Well, at least you'll have
plenty of balloons here.

- Oh, did you bring
them with you?

- No, uh, they're
being taken care of.

They'll be here in
plenty of time, though.

- Oh, you're such a
wonderful worker, Mr. Nelson.

I just don't know
how to thank you.

- Oh, it's a pleasure.

- You're so efficient
and dependable and--

Where are the balloons?

- Well, uh, they're at my house.

They're being
blown up right now.

- Oh.
- This way, Clifford.

- Yes, dear.
- Oh, of course.

You know, that just
shows you how silly I am.

I've never thought of that.

I would have brought
the balloons down here

and had them blown up.

[laughter]

- This is probably a
ridiculous question.

- No, no, what is it?

- Well, how are you going
to get the balloons down

here after they're blown up?

- Oh.

- Ozzie, I've got
good news for you.

Mr. Henderson's
back there, and he

said if you'll bring
the balloons down here,

he'll blow them up for you.
He's got a big machine.

- Oh, uh, uh, let's
get out of here.

- Ozzie?

Oh, dear, are you hurt?

- I'm all right.

This darn slippery floor.

Can't these kids of
ours do anything right?

See you, folks.

[gasping]

[chatter]

Say, fellas, you didn't blow
up all those balloons, did you?

- Well, sure we did!
- You asked us to.

- You asked us to.
- Well, I know.

I thought maybe you might
have changed your minds.

- You promised us $6.

- Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

Here, here's your $6.

Buy yourselves a new football.

- Gee, thanks.
- Thanks a lot.

- Thanks a lot.

- What are you going to do with
all those balloons, Mr. Nelson?

- Well, uh, see, they're having
this dance at the auditorium

tonight, and they want
to use the balloons.

- How are you going to
get them down there?

They'll all float away.

- Well, uh-- well, I'll
think of something.

- Why didn't you take
them down there first

and then blow them up?

- Uh, boys, I think Mrs.
Nelson is looking for me.

I'll see you a
little later, fellas.

- Bye!
- See you later!

- Bye!
- All right, thanks.

And thanks for blowing
up the balloons, boys.

- Ozzie, come here!

- [laughs] Holy smokes.

Hey, make sure nobody
lights any cigars in here.

- Don't look at me.

I smoke a pipe.

- Oh, boy.

- How in the world are you
going to get these down

to the auditorium?

- I'm sure I don't know.

And stop asking me the same
question over and over again.

- That's the first
time I mentioned it.

- Oh.

Everybody else seems
to be asking me.

Besides, I bet it
never would have

occurred to you if you hadn't
seen the balloons all blown up.

- [laughs] It occurs to me now.

- I'll figure out something.

- Holy smokes, look
at all the balloons.

- Yeah.

[balloon pops]

- How are you going to get
them down to the auditorium?

- Now, that never would
have occurred to you if you

hadn't seen them blown up.

- It wouldn't have
occurred to anybody.

Jeez, you don't have to be a
Monday morning quarterback.

- I see Pop got the
balloons blown up.

- Yeah, he sure did.

- How's he going to get them
down to the auditorium, though?

- That wouldn't
have occurred to you

if you hadn't seen
them blown up.

[music playing]

- Oh, yeah, I'll
take those, Rick.

- This just about does it.

- Well, wish me luck.
- Good luck, dear.

- Good luck, Pop.
- Here's some more, Pop.

- Oh, here.

You get in, and I'll
hand them to you.

OK?

- Yeah.

Well, see you.

- So long, Pop.
- Bye, Pop.

- Take it easy now, dear.

Go slowly.

- Yeah.

- Easy.

Slow.

OK!

[bee buzzing]

[MUSIC, "FLIGHT OF THE
BUMBLEBEE"]

[bee buzzing]

- Come on, kids!

They're giving away balloons!

- All right, Mike, smile.

That's it.

Hold the balloon up.

That's good, honey.

Very good.

- Well, I'm sorry, I'm going
to have to take this balloon.

There's a dance at the
ladies auxiliary tonight,

and I'm responsible for taking
all the balloons down there.

I've got a whole
car full of them.

- Well, if you have
a whole car full,

why don't you let
him keep that one?

- Oh, all right.
Here you are, son.

- Say "thank you," Mike.
- Thank you.

- Here's one for you, too.

- Oh, thank you.

- Hey kids.

Hey, there, boys--
Hey, wait a minute.

What's going-- hey, kids, look.

Uh, boys-- OK, help
yourselves, kids.

Don't crowd.

There's plenty for everybody.

There's some more back here.

Free balloons for everybody!

Hup, two, three, free balloons.

- You all ready to go, dear?

- Oh, Harriet, I've
been thinking this over,

and I'm sorry to
disappoint you, but I just

can't go to the dance.

- Well, why not,
for goodness sakes?

- Well, it'll be too darn
embarrassing, that's why.

- Why?

Just because a lot of
balloons got away from you?

It could happen to anybody.

- Well, I don't want
to go down there

and be the laughing stock of
the entire ladies auxiliary.

There'll be other
dances, Harriet.

Please, do you mind?

- Well, all right.

I still think you're being
silly about it, though.

[phone ringing]

- Oh, I'll get it.

Hello?
- Mr. Nelson?

- Yes.

- This is Clara Randolph.

I just couldn't wait to
tell you the good news.

Our dance is completely
sold out for tonight.

Put it right there, Junie.

We had to close out
the reservation.

- Say, what happened?

- That marvelous idea of
yours worked like a charm.

We just don't know
how to thank you.

- Oh, well, for what?

- Oh, don't be so modest.

Releasing those balloons
was a touch of genius.

They must have flown
it all over town.

There was a big article about
it in the late afternoon paper.

And I understand a man
spoke about it on the radio.

Everybody's talking about you.

- Oh, gee!

Well, thanks a lot.

That's wonderful.

Uh, Harriet?

Uh, thank you.

Goodbye.

Harriet?

- What's the matter?

- Well, Harriet-- uh, Harriet,
I've been thinking it over,

about the dance, I mean.

Why don't we go anyway?

- Oh, no, that's
all right, dear.

I don't mind staying home.

I don't want you
to be embarrassed.

- Oh, so suppose they
do laugh at me a little.

I can take a joke.

I have a sense of humor.

- Oh?

What changed your
mind all of a sudden?

- Well, I got to
thinking about you

and how disappointed you looked
when I said we weren't going.

I just didn't want to
spoil your evening.

- Oh, how sweet of you,
dear, and how typical.

- Thank you.

Hey, wait a minute.

Where are you going?

- Oh, I'll be right back.

I just forgot to hang
up the extension phone.

- Oh.

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