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[music playing]

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- Well, did all you junior
halibuts enjoy that cartoon?

Good.

Tomorrow we're going
to have another one

and it's going to
be just as funny.

Now, in just a few moments,
we're going to have our special

birthday guest for today,
and he's going to be

at the controls when Captain
Salty's hydro atomic submarine

makes a 30,000-foot
dive below the ocean,

right into the lost
continent of Oceanias.

But before we do
that, boys and girls,

I want to post the names
of all our junior halibuts

who have been graduated to
the rank of senior abalones.

And you know how they
got that promotion, kids?

Just by drinking that good
ol' Sea Foam Root Beer.

But before we post
the names, here's

a little musical cartoon called
"The Dance of the Tadpoles."

Say, can we move the screen over
here so I could watch it, too?

- Oh, hi, Rick.
What are you watching here?

- Oh, hiya, Pop.

I'm not watching anything.

I'm doing my homework.

- Well, you got the
television set on.

- Oh, that's Captain Salty.

- Aren't you a little
old to be watching that?

- I'm not watching it.

I'm doing my homework.

- Is there a news
program on or something?

- I don't know, Pop.

If you want to see, go ahead.

- What's this guy do anyway?

- Oh, he shows
cartoons for the kids

and has contests and stuff.

- That was in honor of all
our new senior abalones.

Welcome to the land
beneath the sea.

And now, let's make it
official with our club salute.

Blub, blub, blub.

- Does he ever make any
dates with the mermaids?

- Well, it's a
kids program, Pop.

- And now, here's our
special birthday guest.

- Stevie Wagner, Captain.

- Hi, Stevie.

Wow, you're a big boy.

Welcome aboard, Steve.

How old are you today?

- I don't know.

- Well, how many candles did
you have on your birthday cake?

- I didn't have
any birthday cake

because my birthday
isn't till next week.

- Oh, well, we'll be thinking
of you next week then, Stevie.

Now, do you junior halibuts
know how Stevie got

to be our birthday guest today?

He drank three cases
of Sea Foam Root Beer.

So if you'd like to be on
Captain Salty's program

on your birthday, you start
drinking Sea Foam Root Beer

right away.

After the show, go
out in the kitchen

and tell your
mother to get some.

- Should I go out and tell
her, Pop, or will you?

- No, you're supposed to wait
till the end of the show.

Besides, I think we have some.

- Come on now, let's all sing
our Sea Foam Root Beer song.

You know the song, Stevie.

- What song?

- The Sea Foam Root Beer song.

Now, come on out you
junior halibuts out there,

sing it along with us.

Sea Foam Root Beer is the best.

Sea Foam Root Beer
meets the test.

Blub, blub, blub.

Everybody.

Blub, blub, blub.

[chuckles]

- What's the matter, Pop?
You weren't singing.

- Oh.

[chuckles] Hiya, Dave.

Rick was just watching
this crazy program.

- Not me.

I'm studying.

- Well, gee, Pop, I don't
think this is such a--

- Shh.

- OK, Stevie, now we're going
to make our 30,000-foot dive

into the lost
continent of Oceania.

We're putting on
Stevie's automatic helmet

with a hydraulic depressalator.

- What's a hydraulic
depressalator?

- While we're getting
Stevie's helmet adjusted,

I want to tell all you kids
about a wonderful offer

that Captain
Salty's got for you.

How would you like to have an
exact model of Captain Salty's

submarine?
You would?

I thought so.

This is it.

And, kids, you've never
seen anything like it.

It works just like
a real submarine.

It dives under the surface
and shoots two real torpedoes,

and then it comes
up to the surface

and this little hatch here
opens up, all automatically.

How about that?

- How about that?

- Yeah.

How do you suppose that works?

- It's simple, Pop.

It's got a little man inside.

- I know you'd all like
one of these models,

so here's what you do.

Send in the caps from six
bottles of Sea Foam Root Beer,

along with $0.50 to Box 22,
and your genuine Captain

Salty's submarine will be
sent to you by return mail.

- Did you get that, fellas?

Box 22.

- What do we want it for, Pop?

We're not going
to send in for it.

- Oh.

Well, I just thought
you might want to.

Maybe you'd better write
it down just in case

you change your mind, Rick.

- Oh, we can remember, Pop.

Dave, you remember
one of the twos,

and I'll remember the other.

- And remember, when you
send in for your submarine,

you're automatically entered
in our free bicycle contest.

And now, here we go.

We're ready to make our dive.

Stevie, trim dorsal
deflector blades.

Set manual oscillators.

Captain Salty to submarine
control tower, ready for dive.

OK, Stevie?

- OK.

- Release uranium pellet.

All clear.

So long, junior halibuts!

Dive away!

So long!

See you tomorrow!

Blub, blub, blub.

So long.

So long, kids.

See ya.

Bye bye, now.

- Sea Foam Root
Beer is the best.

Sea Foam Root Beer
meets the test.

Blub, blub, blub.

Everybody, blub, blub.

Oh, hello, dear.

- What have you got there?

- Oh, some Sea Foam Root Beer.

Would you like to have a bottle?

- No, and I don't think
you should have any either.

You'll spoil your dinner.

It'll be ready in 10 minutes.

- Well, that's OK.

This is kind of an
appetizer, you might say.

Uh, Harriet, have you
noticed that our boys just

don't seem to be interested
in mechanical things lately?

- No, I haven't.

But if they aren't,
they take after you.

I've been trying to get you to
put a light in that upstairs

hall for the last two weeks.

- That has nothing to do
with being mechanical.

- No, it has something
to do with being lazy.

You know, you could throw these
bottle caps in the wastebasket.

- Oh, no, wait a minute!
Don't throw that away.

- Well, why not?

- Well, that's--

I mean, uh, the boys
are saving those.

- What are we supposed
to be saving, Pop?

- Oh, hi, son.

The caps off these Sea
Foam root beer bottles.

- Is that what you're
drinking these days?

- What are you, a junior
halibut or a senior abalone?

- You guys can
laugh if you want,

but I don't know why
you don't send away

for one of these submarines.

- Submarine?

What submarine is this?
- Well--

- It's a model Captain Salty is
advertising on his television

program.
- Television.

- You have to send in six
bottle caps and $0.50 for it.

- And $0.50.

And I don't know why the
boys don't send away for one.

- There are two reasons, Pop.

First, you got to
drink the root beer.

And second, you have
to have the $0.50.

- I'll drink the
root beer for you.

I like it.

- That still leaves the $0.50.

- OK, if you want to be chintzy
about it, I'll pay the $0.50,

too.

- Why don't you just
send for it yourself,

Pop, and cut out the middleman?

- I still don't see what's
so great about a submarine.

- Well, now wait
a minute, Harriet.

This isn't just an
ordinary submarine.

It's a very interesting
mechanical...

- Toy?

- Yes, I guess you
might say it's a toy.

- Don't you think the boys
are a little old for toys?

- Well, that doesn't
mean they can't

be interested in
mechanical things.

Do you realize what
this submarine does?

- Well, I imagine
it goes underwater.

- Well, yes, but not only
that, after it goes underwater,

it shoots off two torpedoes.

- Who does it shoot them at?

- It just shoots them off.

It doesn't shoot
them at anybody.

- Well, why waste two torpedoes?

- You're missing the
whole point of this.

I just don't
understand why the boys

aren't interested
in finding out how

this mechanical device works.

- I know how it works, Pop.

- How?

- It dives underwater and
shoots off two torpedoes.

- Well, yes, but how?

- There's a little man inside.

- OK, Harriet, if
you're so smart,

why don't you send away for it?

- Because I'm so smart.

Come on, fellas, get
washed up for dinner.

It's almost ready.

- We're on our way, Mom.

Dive away!

Blub, blub, blub.

- Blub, blub, blub.

- Blub, blub, blub.

Very funny.

- I'm making up a list here.

Is there anything you
want from the market?

- No, I don't think so.

Thanks.

- How about some more
Sea Foam Root Beer?

We had six bottles, but
somehow they've disappeared.

- Everybody seems to like it.

You know, it's the best.

It meets the test.

- Hey, that's pretty good.

You ought to send that
in to Captain Salty.

- Oh, well, actually, they do
have a little singing jingle

that goes something like that.

Sea Foam root beer,
it's the best.

Sea Foam Root Beer
meets the test.

Blub, blub, blub.

- Everybody, blub, blub, blub.

- [chuckles] You heard it.

- Oh, Mr. Nelson?

Mr. Nelson?

- Sounds like the mailman.

- I'll put down six more bottles
of Sea Foam Root Beer, then.

- Good morning, Mr. Brian.

- Oh, good morning, Mr. Nelson.

I got a package here for you.

I thought you might want
to have it right away.

- Oh, I wonder
what that could be.

- I don't know, but it's the
sixth one of these submarines

I've delivered this morning.

- How about that?

I guess the boys must have sent
in for one of those after all.

- Well, I haven't
got one for the boys.

This one's addressed to you.

I guess all the fathers in
town sent in for one of these.

- Oh.

Well, I suppose
if the kids aren't

interested in mechanical
things, it's up to the fathers

to sort of stimulate
their interest.

- I know what you mean.

I sent for one myself.

Well, I'll lay it on
the kitchen table.

- All right, thanks
a lot, Mr. Brian.

- Ozzie?

- Yes?

In the kitchen.

- Oh!

Well, thanks for filling
up the sink for me.

I was just going to
wash some vegetables.

- Oh, oh.
Well, there you are.

It's all filled up.

- Unless you want to
sail your submarine.

- How'd you know
I had a submarine?

- Well, I just put
two and two together,

and it came out six bottles
of Sea Foam Root Beer.

Besides, I hope
that isn't the time

bomb you have in your pocket.

- No, it's a submarine.

You know, according to
the mailman, just about

every father in town
sent in for one of these.

- That's cute.

- Yeah, it, uh--

shall we see if it works?

- Yeah, let's.

Well, that's wonderful, dear.

It submerges all by itself.

- It's supposed to do a
little more than that.

- When does it fire
the two torpedoes?

- I don't know.

- What's wrong?

- There's something wrong
with the mechanism, I guess.

How do you like that?

The conning tower
popped right off.

It's a fine thing.

Half the fathers in
town send away for this,

and it turns out to
be a piece of junk.

- Oh, that's too bad.

Maybe you wound it too tight.

- Well, Harriet, you've
got to wind it up.

- Do you want me to get
the boys to fix it for you?

- No, no, no, no.

I wouldn't say anything
to the boys about this.

- Too embarrassing, huh?

- No, it's just that,
well, I don't think

there's any necessity of--

you're not going to talk to
the boys about it, are you?

- No, I won't.

- You sure?

- On my sacred oath
as a junior halibut.

Blub, blub, blub.

- "Blub, blub" is right.

Hi, boys.
- Oh, hiya, Pop.

You're just in time.

Your favorite show is on.

- What show is that?

- Captain Salty.

- [chuckles] Don't tell me
you're watching that again.

- Oh, I'm not watching it.

I'm reading.

- You know, Pop,
if you really want

us to send away
for that submarine,

we'll be glad to do it.

- Oh, no, no, Dave.

I don't think it's
worth sending for.

It probably wouldn't
work anyway.

- Gee, you seemed so
anxious to get one, Pop.

- Oh, well, yeah, but
I've changed my mind.

- The way you were
talking the other night,

we were sure you were
going to get one.

- Oh, well--

- Just goes to show
you we don't know you

as well as we think, huh, Pa?

- That's about it.

- And now, here's
the announcement

I know all you junior
halibuts and senior abalones

have been waiting to hear: the
winner of our free bicycle.

And here's the name,
little Ozzie Nelson.

- Ozzie Nelson?

Did you hear that, Pop?

You won a bicycle.

- I thought you had to send
away for one of those submarines

to be in the contest.

- Well, there's no harm
sending away for a submarine.

- How did it work, Pop?

- Pretty good.

- Just one word of warning
from your Captain Salty, Ozzie.

Don't wind the submarine too
tight, or the conning tower

might pop off.

- Now he tells me.

[music playing]

Well, good morning, everybody.
- Good morning, dear.

- Oh, hiya, Pop.
- Hi, Pop.

- You gonna have root
beer for breakfast?

- Root beer?
Are you kidding?

- You'd better, or we'll have
to report you to Captain Salty.

- That's right, Pop,
and then you'll never

get to be a senior abalone.

- You guys can kid
if you want to,

but you'll sing a different tune
when that bicycle gets here.

- What's the matter with Sea
Foam Root Beer, it's the best?

- Here's your coffee, dear.

Would you care for some pablum?

- All right, just
for that, nobody

gets to ride on the bicycle.

- Gee, Pop, we don't want
to ride on the bicycle.

We're too old.

- What are you going to
do with the bike, dear?

- Well, I'm beginning
to wonder now.

I thought the boys
would like to have it.

- Well, thanks a
lot, Pop, but I don't

think I could fit it
in the back of my car.

- What about you, Rick?

You could use it for
riding to school.

- Thanks, Pop, but I
don't think they'll

allow me to take it on the bus.

- Uh, Harriet, how about you?

A lot of girls ride
bicycles to the market.

They have these little
shopping baskets.

- Oh, well, no thank you, dear.

I don't think I'd better.

It develops those big
muscles in the legs.

Besides, it might slow
me up for football.

- It's a fine thing.

I thought you or somebody
would want the bike.

- Well, why don't you use it?

It's good exercise.

- Well, I get
plenty of exercise.

- Sure, sending
in for submarines.

- When it gets here, why
don't you just send it back?

- Oh, I can't do that, Dave.

- Heck, no, you don't want to
hurt Captain Salty's feelings.

He might get the
bends or something.

- There must be somebody
who wants a bicycle.

Will you pass me the pablum--

uh, the, uh, sub?

Sugar, please.

- Careful.

The conning tower might pop off.

[music playing]

- Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hiya, Thorny.

- What are you doing?

- Just, uh, fixing something.

- I see you wound your
submarine too tight, too.

- [chuckles] Don't tell me
you sent away for one of these

things.

- No, Catherine did.

Well, Oz, look what you got.

Congratulations.

- Congratulations for what?

- For what?

For winning the bicycle.

- Oh.

How'd you find out?

- Blub, blub, blub.

- [chuckles] Well, of course,
I'm not a regular halibut--

That is, a regular viewer.

But Ricky had the program
on the den the other night,

and I happened to
see it, so I figured

I'd send away for a
submarine for the boys.

- Well, then how come
they announced your name

as a winner?

- Oh, well, I guess technically
you might say I was the winner.

Well, there's no harm in
sending away for a submarine.

You just said Catherine
sent away for one for Will.

- No, she didn't.

She sent away for one for me.

Oz, you're a lucky guy.

What are you going
to do with the bike?

- Oh, I don't know.

We were talking about
that at breakfast.

Dave and Ricky are a little
too old for a bicycle.

I thought I might give
it to some deserving kid

in the neighborhood.

- Well, gee, there's a
relative of Catherine's who

would sure love to have it.

That is if you haven't promised
to give it away to anybody.

- Well, no, I'd be glad
to give it to them.

- Well, gee, thanks.

I'll tell Catherine
about it right away.

Say, have you fixed that yet?
- I don't know.

I hope so.
I've been working on it.

- Well, you see, the main idea
is not to wind it too tight

or the conning
tower will pop off.

- I found that out.

- See, just a couple of
easy turns will do it.

See?

Well, anyway, you
won the bicycle.

See you later, Oz.

- Thanks a lot.

[music playing]

Uh, Harriet, I was just talking
to Thorny out in the garage.

And I decided what to
do with the bicycle.

- Well, sure, I told you
it'd be good exercise.

- No, no, no, no, no,
I'm not going to keep it.

But, uh, Thorny was telling
me about this relative

of Catherine's.

I imagine he's a
nephew of something.

Anyway, Thorny seems to think
he's a pretty nice little kid.

And he said he'd like the bike,
so I'm going to give it to him.

- Well, I think that's
a wonderful idea.

- Here's a letter for you, Pop.

Special delivery.

- [chuckles] "Master
Ozzie Nelson"?

What is this?

Seaweed?

- Hey, it's from Captain Salty.

- You can have this.

- Hmm, I'll start an aquarium.

- Holy smokes!
- What's the matter?

Were you disqualified?

- Well, no, but they're not
going to deliver the bike.

- Well, didn't you win?

- Well, yes, I won,
but it says here I

have to go down and appear
on the program in person

to pick it up.

- Well, what's wrong with that?

- Well, I can't
go down and appear

on a kids program, Harriet.

- Do you have to?

- Well, apparently I do.

I'd better tell Thorny
the whole deal is off.

- Oh, well, you can't do that.
You promised.

Besides, it'd be
more embarrassing

if you didn't show up.

They'd keep
announcing your name.

- Maybe you could
walk in on your knees.

- I'll go down there, but
I won't go on the show.

After all, I won the bicycle
and I'm entitled to it,

but there was nothing said
about the winners having

to make a personal
appearance on television,

and I'm not going to do it.

Oh, I need my other
coat, Harriet.

- Pop's right you know, Mom.

He's a senior abalone,
not a jellyfish.

- All right, thank you.

Bye.

Would you mind waiting over
there for a moment, please?

Yes, sir, can I help you?

- Uh, yeah, I'm looking
for Captain Salty.

I'd like to see him, please.

- I believe they're running
a cartoon right now.

Could you tell me
what it's about?

- Well, yes, I'm Ozzie Nelson.

See, I won the bicycle.

- Oh.

- I was wondering if I
could talk to the captain,

to, uh, Captain Salty about it.

- Oh, well, you go
right to studio B.

It's through the curtain
there and down the hallway

and to your left.
- Thank you very much.

- How much time before
the cartoon's over?

- Less than five seconds.

- OK.

- Uh, Captain-- oh, I'm sorry!

Excuse me, Captain Salty?

- Yes?

- Uh, my name is Nelson.
- Nelson?

Oh, that's the name of
the winner of our bicycle.

- Uh, yes.

I wanted to talk
to you about that

before you went on television.
- I'm afraid it's too late.

We're on right now.

- Oh!

[glasses shattering]

- Hey, Mom, David,
come here quick!

Pop's on television.

-

- He just knocked over a
bunch of root beer bottles.

- So you're Mr. Nelson.

You must be the father
of little Ozzie.

- Uh, no, no, I am little Ozzie.

That is, I am Ozzie Nelson.

- Well, how about
that, junior halibuts?

Isn't that wonderful?

Mr. Nelson here came
all the way down

to pick up the bicycle
for his little boy.

- Uh, no, no, not a little boy.

I have two sons, but
they're grown up.

- Oh, then you came
down here to pick up

the bicycle for your grandson?

- Oh, no, no, I don't
have any grandchildren.

- Oh, well, here's a man who
came all the way down here

for no reason at all.

- No, uh, see, I'm going
to pick up the bicycle

and give it to my
neighbor's wife.

She has a relative, and she's
going to give it to him.

- Well, isn't that nice?

Junior halibuts, here is
a grade A senior abalone

who follows rule number
six of our underwater code:

always help another poor fish.

Let's all join in a
salute to Mr. Nelson.

Blub, blub, blub.

Everybody--

- Blub, blub, blub.

- Well, uh, thanks a lot.

I guess I'll be
going now, Captain.

- Uh, just a second, Mr. Nelson.

You can't walk out there
without a diving suit, can you?

- Oh, no, I guess you're right.

- Anyway, I'm sure
you're anxious to take

the controls of our
submarine and pilot

us under the submerged
islands of Cackamara.

- Well, that-- it
does sound like fun.

How do I do it?

- I hope Pop's got
his rubbers on.

- Now we're ready
to make our dive.

- Just a second.

Don't I have to put on
the automatic helmet

with the hydraulic
depressalator?

- It's right here.
- Oh!

Yeah, that's what I mean.

I've enjoyed your
show many times.

It's a wonderful
show for the kids.

- Well, thank you.

- What do I do with this?

- You call the
submarine control tower.

- Oh.
What do I say?

- Just give them your name.

- Calling submarine
control tower.

Ozzie Nelson.

- Fine.

Now request permission to dive.

- Requesting permission to dive.

[static buzz]

- That's all right.

They're just giving
you permission.

Now pull the
hypothermic neutralizer.

This lever over here.

- Do I pull it hard?

- Yes, give it a
good, hard pull.

- Oh!

[alarm blaring]

- Hit the emergency stabilizers.

[alarms blaring]

[various noises]

- What happened?

- Look what it says.

"We have temporarily
lost our picture."

- And I think we've
temporarily lost our father.

- Ozzie?

- Yeah?

- Oh, you were wonderful, dear.

- Oh, thank you.

- Congratulations, Pop.
You were swell.

- Oh, thanks.

- Yeah, and you didn't
even have any makeup on.

- No.

- What'd you do
with the bicycle?

- It's right out in
the garage there.

The whole thing was kind of
exciting, especially when

the submarine submerged.

- Hey, Oz!
- Oh, hiya, Thorny.

Pardon me.

- Oz, you were sensational!

- Oh, you saw me
on television, huh?

- Sure, I watched you
right up till the time

you blew out the picture.
- Oh.

[chuckles] Well, actually,
that wasn't my fault.

- Well, never mind that.
Did you get the bike?

- Yeah, I got it.
- Well, where is it?

I want to take a
ride before dinner.

- Oh, no, Thorny.

I don't want you to ride it.

- Well, why not?

It's my bike.

- Well, no, it isn't.

It's for one of
Catherine's relatives.

- That's right.

I'm one of Catherine's
relatives, by marriage.

- Well, now wait
a minute, Thorny.

It was supposed to be for a kid.

- Sure, that's me.

I'm the biggest kid
in the neighborhood.

Come on, Ozzie.

- It's out in the garage.
- Good, I'll see you later!

- Thorny!

Hey, come back here!

- No, you can't back out, Oz.

A promise is a promise.

You promised me the
bicycle, and it's mine.

- What was that all about?

- That crazy Thorny, he wanted
the bicycle for himself.

- You're going to let him
get away with that, Pop?

- Well, he won't get very far.

- I see what you mean.

[music playing]

- Thank you very much.

I understand we have two
illustrious citizens backstage

this evening, and I'd like
to introduce them to you.

His honor, the mayor of Los
Angeles, Mayor Norris Poulson

and our fire chief,
William Miller.

- Mayor Poulson.
- Well, hi.

Glad to see you.
- Mr. Miller.

- Thank you very much.
How do you do?

- Good to see you.

- Well, I'd like to
take this opportunity

to commend the Nelson family
for their most enjoyable shows.

You know, we're very proud to
claim them as fellow citizens,

and, uh, even though we didn't
have to extend our city limits.

But we would also
like to acknowledge

their outstanding contributions
to public education

in the field of home safety.

Chief Miller, would you
like to make a presentation

at this time?

- As a member of the
International Association

of Fire Chiefs and
especially as fire

chief of the city
of Los Angeles,

I want to express the
gratitude to the fire

service for your efforts in
the field of fire prevention

education.

Please accept this
certificate of appreciation

from all firemen everywhere.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you very much.

[music playing]

- I'm sure the many friends
of the Nelsons will be happy

to know that there's a beautiful
color-picture of Ozzie,

Harriet, David, and Ricky
on the cover of TV Guide,

which is on your
newsstands right now.

There's also a fine story
about them by Dan Jenkins.

That's this week's issue
of TV Guide magazine.

Join us next week
for more "Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet,"
produced on Eastman film,

with all the scope and realism
that only motion pictures

make possible.

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