All language subtitles for The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet S04E23 A Beautiful Day 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP2 0 H 264-CRFW (1)_track4_[eng]

- Hi, there.

I'd like to take
this opportunity

to extend our sincere thanks
to the readers of "TV Radio

Mirror" magazine for
having selected Harriet

and me as the "Outstanding
Husband and Wife Team

on Television" this season.

- Incidentally, there's a
story and some nice pictures

of the Nelsons in the current
issue of "TV Radio Mirror."

Why don't you go out
and buy yourself a copy?

[music playing]

- Aunt Jemima.

- Aunt Jemima, America's
favorite pancake mix presents--

- The Nelsons.

- With--

- Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

[theme music]

- And now, Aunt
Jemima Pancake Mix

presents America's favorite
family comedy, "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet," starring
the entire Nelson family--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--

with Don DeFore as Thorny.

- How about your
homework, fellas?

- I did most of
mine at school, Mom.

- I'll get at it as soon as
this picture's over, Mom.

- Neither one of you guys
ever gets enough sleep.

You sit there wasting your
time on those old movies.

- Well, I didn't
have much homework.

- Look at your father.

He's asleep already.

Ozzie.

Oz?

- Uh-huh.

- You asleep?

- No, I was just resting
my eyes a little.

- I don't suppose
I could coax you

to run down to the drugstore and
see if the new "Vogue" is in,

huh?

- Yeah, I'll take
a walk down there.

Fresh air will
probably do me good.

- You want me to drive
down with you, Pop?

- I'll go with you, Pop.

- No, I'd rather you guys
get going on your homework.

- How about getting some ice
cream while you're down there?

- Oh, I think it's
about time we cut

out this "ice cream
every night" business.

Did you guys see
the ice cream bill

at the beginning of the month?

- Don't look at me, Pop.

I have a very small waistline.

- Well--

- Get some strawberry
for me, Pop.

- No, I have a better idea.

Harriet, why don't you heat
up some nice, warm milk

for the boys?

That's always good before
going to bed at night.

- Oh, sure, that's
a wonderful idea.

- I think so.

- I guess you're right, Pop.

- Sure, Pop's always right.

- And heat some up
for me, too, will you?

The nonfattening milk.

- Yes, certainly, dear.

We'll all have some.

- I'll be back soon.

- OK, goodbye.

- What do you think he'll get?

Strawberry or chocolate?

- Probably chocolate.

- I think he'll get vanilla.

- You're all wrong.

I'm going to get tutti frutti.

- Good ol' Pop.

He knows we're wise to him.

- Yes, and he's wise to us too.

And I'm wise to you guys.

You turn off this TV set.

- I'm glad to see Pop was in
a good mood again tonight.

- Well, your father's always
in a good mood, at least

most always.

- He was kind of
depressed this morning.

- Well, there was a very
good reason for that.

- I wonder what
was bothering him.

- Well, it was something
I'm sure he wasn't even

aware of himself at the time.

If you recall,
your father started

the day feeling quite cheerful.

In fact, he was in wonderful
spirits when he first got up.

[music playing]

- Hi, Oz!

- Oh, good morning, Thorny!

I see you're a
milk-retriever, too.

- Yeah, that milk man made
too much noise delivering it

this morning, I thought he
was breaking in the house

to put it on ice for us.

- How can you be
such an old grouch

on a beautiful day like this?

- You'd better get inside,
Oz, before I hit you

with a snowball.

- [chuckles] See
you later, Thorny.

- So long, Oz.

[music playing]

- Well, by the time
breakfast was over,

you remember, we were all just
as gay and happy as your dad.

- Yeah.

Remember the joke he told?

[laughter]

- That was pretty funny, Pop.

- Oh, thanks.

- You're kind of dressed up
this morning, aren't you, Pop?

- Oh, thanks, Dave.

Well, it was such
a beautiful day,

I figured I might
as well dress up.

A man always feels better
when he's dressed nicely.

- Well, David's right.

You look very sharp, dear.

- Oh, thank you.

Yeah, I must admit when I
appraised myself in the mirror

this morning, I said to
myself, "Oz, old boy, you

look like a page
out of Esquire."

- Not the pages I've seen.

- [chuckles] Well, Rick, they
also have some fashion pictures

in Esquire, way in the
back of the magazine.

Well, I'll see you later, boys.
- So long, Pop.

- So long, Pop.

- I'll walk to the
door with you, dear.

- This tie goes real nice with
this coat, don't you think?

- Yes, it does.

Say, as long as
you're in the mood,

I have a small suggestion.
- Oh?

What's that?

- Buy yourself a
new pair of shoes.

- Oh?

- Those poor old
things you're wearing

are about to fall apart.

- Well, uh, I'll buy
a new pair of shoes

when I'm downtown this morning,
but only because I happen

to be in a very agreeable mood.

Bye.

- Goodbye.

And so dear old dad
went whistling his way

out the front door and
happily down the street.

- Well, Pop did go to the
shoe store, didn't he, Mom?

- Yes, Dave, he kept his word.

He went right to the store,
looked in the window,

saw a pair of shoes
he liked and went in.

- Oh, good morning, Mr. Nelson.

- Good morning, sir.
It's a beautiful day, isn't it?

- Yes, it certainly is.

Say, a neighbor of yours was
just in here a few minutes ago.

- Oh?
Who was that?

- Mr. Thornberry.

- Oh, I'm sorry I missed him.

He's really a great guy.

- Yes, he is.

He's one of our best customers.

What can I do for
you this morning?

- Uh, well, my
wife seems to think

it's about time I got
a new pair of shoes,

and I can't say I blame her.

- You came at just
the right time.

Just got some new models
in, some real dandies.

- Well, I don't think I'll
be too difficult to sell.

I know just what I want.

They're out in the window there,
in the back row, the third pair

of shoes from the end.

Oh, uh, those laces don't untie.

You just have to grab the
shoe by the heel and pull.

Not like that.

No, uh, get your thumbs
inside the lining.

That's it.

Maybe I'd better do it.

There's kind of knack to it.

I might have a little difficulty
reading the size there.

The numbers are kind of worn.

- I don't think the
numbers would help, sir.

They used a different
system in those days.

- Oh.

I think I take a size 10.

- Mhm.

Well, now here's a brand new
number that just came in.

- Oh.

- How do you like
that for style?

It's called "The Bop Special."

- Oh, well, yes, it's
very cute, but I'm

afraid that's a little
too flashy for me.

- All the cats in
town are wearing them.

- Oh, I'm sure they are.

I think I'd prefer
the pair I spoke

to you about in the window.

- Say, I've got an idea.

How about a pair of suede shoes?

Very sharp this season.

- Oh, well, I really
don't care much for suede.

It always reminds
me of peach fuzz.

I really think I'd like the pair
in the window, the back row,

the third shoe in.

- But I'm sure you'd be happier
with something they're wearing

this season, Mr. Nelson.

- Well, I just happened
to like that style.

Would you mind seeing if you've
got them in a size 10, please?

- OK.

As I say, you're the customer.

Hey, Chuck, get me that pair of
vasty dregs out of the window,

will you?

- Why is it you guys
always try to sell a man

something he doesn't want.

- Well, in this case, we've
built up a nice customer store

relationship with
Mrs. Nelson, and we'd

like to keep it that way.

Thanks, Chuck.

Are you sure you wouldn't
like to try something else?

- No, no.

Really, these are
just what I want.

- Hmm, seems a little
tight, doesn't it?

- No, they feel fine to me.

Yeah.

- There we are.

Now, if you'll just, uh,
get up and take a few steps.

There we are.

- Oh, yeah, these feel great.

- That right shoe looks as if it
might be a little tight to me.

- Well, I don't think so.

They're a bit snug,
but you've got

to expect that in new shoes.

- Well, shall I wrap them up?

- Well, it's such
a beautiful day,

I think I'll walk home in them.

You might wrap up my old ones
for me, if you will, please.

- Certainly.

You're sure you don't want
to stretch that one a little?

- No, no, no, really,
it feels fine.

- OK.

- And so Dad started walking
home, wearing his new shoes.

They look so nice
and bright and shiny.

Naturally, he was very
careful not to scuff them up.

After all, a man doesn't buy
a new pair of shoes every day.

It's quite a walk all the way
home from downtown, you know?

But you also know that
when your dad says

he's going to do something,
he usually stays with it.

Well, he was just about
ready to come in the house

when he heard
somebody call to him.

- Mr. Nelson!

Mr. Nelson!

- It was little Susie Jackson.

- Oh, hello there, Susie.

- Gee, I'm glad I
saw you, Mr. Nelson.

I've been walking
around the block

for an hour and I didn't
meet anybody until you--

I mean, any old people, I
mean, any grown up people.

- Oh, uh, what do you mean?

- Oh, please forgive
me, Mr. Nelson.

I'm practically delirious.

Do I look any different?

- You're wearing a new dress.

- Oh, Mr. Nelson, can't you see?

I have on high heels.

- Oh, high heels, yeah.

- Well, is that your
entire reaction?

Don't I look grown up?

- Well, I guess you do.

Why do you want to be grown up?

There's no future
in that, believe me.

Besides, high
heels are the cause

of all sorts of
ailments and disorders.

Any doctor will tell you that.

- Golly.

Well, anyway, it's a
beautiful day, isn't it?

- Well, it's getting
kind of warm.

This time of the year,
that can be dangerous.

- Really?

Well, I had the sniffles
when I woke up this morning,

but it was such a beautiful day,
I thought I'd come out anyway.

- Well, you took
an awful chance.

It's the kind of weather
when the healthiest people

catch colds, especially
if they get careless.

- I'm dressed warm, though.

I'm wearing two
sweaters under my coat.

- That's what does it.

- Does what?

- Well, makes people sick.

Put on too much
clothing, get overheated

and then catch a chill.

Yeah, this is really
pneumonia weather.

- Oh, gosh.

You think I ought to run
right home and jump into bed?

- Well, it won't help.

If you're going to catch
a cold, you'll catch it.

Nothing helps.

- I guess life is
just difficult.

- Well, all we can do
is face it and carry on.

- I guess I'll go home.

- Well, looks like
it might rain.

[sighs]

Oh, darn it!

- Something the matter?

- Oh, 24 hours a day
this door is unlocked,

and now just because I want to
get in and I don't have my key,

it's locked.

It's the story of
my life lately.

- Oh, that's a shame.

- Well, I'll go around the back.

I'll see you, Susie.

- Bye, Mr. Nelson.

- So long.

[music playing]

- Oh, hiya, Pop.

- Hiya, Pop.

- Oh, hello, boys.

What are you doing here?

- Getting some stuff together
for a camping trip tomorrow.

- Camping trip?

At this time of the year?

- Yeah, it'd be a lot of fun.

A whole bunch of
us guys chipped in,

and we're going to hire
Harold Lane's old bus.

- Well, that thing's all
broken down, isn't it?

- No, he's got it fixed
up swell now, Pop.

- Gee, I don't know, it doesn't
sound like much fun to me.

This is no kind of weather
to go on a camping trip.

It's so darn wet and cold.

It's almost impossible
to cook anything.

- We aren't actually
going to be camping out.

See, Bob Swanson's father
has this mountain cabin

and he's going to let us use it.

It's got nice beds
and everything.

- It's got all modern
conveniences, even

a television set.

- Well, that won't be any
different than staying home.

- It'll be a lot of
fun riding up there.

- Well, I suppose so, if you
don't break down on the way.

- I think we'll make it OK.

- Well, it's just that this
is hardly the time of the year

to go camping.

You can't go out in the woods.

It's too cold and wet.

What can you do?

- We can have a big
fire in the fireplace.

- Where are you going
to get any dry wood?

Besides, you're going to
get awful tired just sitting

around a cabin.

- Yeah, I suppose so.

- We can sit in a bus.

- Well, it's all right
with me if you guys

want to go up there.

I just don't want you to
count on having a good time

and then be disappointed when
it doesn't turn out that way.

- Yeah, maybe you're right.

I guess we wouldn't have
such a good time after all.

- Aren't we going?

- Oh, that's entirely
up to you fellas.

- Gee, what happened?

- Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hello, Thorny.

- Well, what's the
good word, old man?

- Oh, I don't know.

Nothing new.

- Well, we have a little
excitement at our place.

Just bought a new
motion picture camera.

- Oh, I thought you
already had one.

- Yeah, but this has got a lot
of new improvements on it, Oz.

Boy, it's a beauty.

Wait till you see it.

- Aren't they kind of expensive?

- Well, in a way,
but I figure it's

worth it to have nice
pictures of the family.

Besides, I bought it on sale,
so actually, I'm saving money.

- I suppose so, if you
want to fool yourself.

- Fool myself?

Well, it's simple economics.

- OK, it's your money.

Throw it away any way you like.

- I'm not throwing it away.

A camera's a good investment.

- Personally, I prefer
government bonds,

but if you like cameras,
go out and buy a dozen.

- But just don't come around
expecting to borrow it,

that's all.

- I don't need to
borrow your camera.

I've got a perfectly
good one of my own.

- Well, I've seen some of
the pictures you've taken.

- If you don't like
them, don't look at them.

Boy, you're developing the
most miserable disposition

of anybody I've ever known.

- Well, maybe I'm
catching it from you.

- Oh, get lost!

- Get lost yourself.

[music playing]

- Oh, hello.
- Hi.

- Oh, I see you've
got your new shoes on.

They look nice.

- Oh, thanks.

What do you got there?

- A letter from Aunt Ellen,
with a penny postage due.

[chuckles]
- What?

Again?

Harriet, hasn't
anybody told your Aunt

Ellen it takes $0.03 to mail
a letter from Indianapolis?

- Oh, she forgets.

- Yeah, I wonder.

Personally, I think
your Aunt Ellen

has found out she can write
to us for a third less

and she's quit writing
to anybody else.

- Is something wrong, dear?

- What do you mean
"is something wrong?"

- Well, it's just
that you started out

this morning in
such high spirits.

What happened?

Is it something I've done?

- Well, no, of course not.

What's the matter
with everybody today?

I go around doing my best to be
cheerful, and everybody I meet

has a chip on his shoulder.

Harriet, where'd
you get that picture

in the wall, that horrible face?

- That isn't a picture, dear.

That's you.

I moved the mirror.

[music playing]

I figured something was wrong
the moment your father came

in the front door.

- What was wrong with him, Mom?

- Well, you'll see
in just a minute.

Anyway, after lunch, when
you and David'd gone outside,

your father and I were
finishing our coffee,

and I figured I'd see
if he felt any better.

You feeling better now, dear?

- Feeling better?

Harriet, are you going
to start that again?

I've told you I feel fine.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

It's just that usually, you're
so, well, gay and happy.

- Well, I hope I'm
not boring you.

As soon as I finish my coffee,
I'll put a lampshade on my head

and do the Charleston.

- Now, there you go
acting touchy again.

- I'm not touchy.

You just seem to be
picking on me all the time.

[doorbell rings]

- I'll get it.

- Hello, Mrs. Nelson.
- Oh, hello there.

Won't you come in?
- Thank you.

- Who is it, Harriet?

- It's the man from
the shoe store, Mr.--

oh, I'm sorry, I don't
remember your name.

- Darby Ganadian.

Stanislaus Darby Ganadian.

- It's the man from
the shoe store.

Have you got something
there for us?

- Yes, I sold your husband a
pair of shoes this morning,

and we made two
dreadful mistakes.

- Oh, really?

He seemed quite
pleased with them.

- Tell Thornberry
we have nothing more

to say to each other!

- It isn't Thorny.

Will you please come here?

It's the gentleman
from the shoe store.

Won't you come in?

- Thank you.

- Oh, the gentleman
from the shoe store.

- Mr. Nelson, I want to talk
to you about that pair of shoes

you bought.

- For goodness sakes, man,
how persistent can you be?

I paid for these shoes,
and I'm going to keep them.

I don't care if
they're corny, I don't

care if they're out
of style, I like them.

I'm very happy with them.

- If you'll just let me explain.

- Well, there's
nothing to explain.

- There is too.
- There is not.

- There is too.
- There is not.

- There is too.
- There is not.

- There is not.
- There is too.

- There is not.
- There is too.

- Ozzie, for goodness
sakes, let the man explain.

Go ahead, Mr., uh--

- Darby Ganadian.

Stanislaus Darby Ganadian.

- Maybe he can explain that.

- Ozzie, please.

Go ahead, Mr.-- go ahead.

- Thank you, Mrs. Nelson.

I can understand your
being upset, Mr. Nelson.

There's been a slight mix-up
about those shoes you bought.

Another customer bought the same
style shoe as you're wearing,

but the pair he walked
out in weren't mates.

- Well, what's that
got to do with me?

- We only had two pair of
vasty drags in the store,

so you must be wearing the
other pair of mismates.

Your left shoe is size 10, but
your right shoe is a 9-and-1/2.

Now you take them off,
and I'll prove it to you.

- Well, that's funny.

You didn't notice
it before, dear.

- That right shoe
must be killing you.

- Well, now that
you mention it, I

have had a feeling my big
toe was riding side saddle.

- How did you find out about it?

- The other customer came
in and complained bitterly.

He's waiting at the store
now in his stocking feet,

so I dashed over
here as quickly as I

could to make the exchange.

- It's the most fantastic
thing I ever heard of.

- See?

9-and-1/2.

- How about that?

- Does that feel better?

- Yeah, now that I walk
around in it, it does.

- You must have phenomenal feet.

The other customer said
his ill-fitting shoe

ruined his whole day.

He became sullen and
bad-tempered, quarrelsome.

- Well, that's funny.

I didn't notice any
difference in it myself.

Maybe he imagined it.

Now that I walk around
in it, it definitely

does feel more
comfortable, though.

- Oh, it's amazing the
difference ill-fitting shoes

can make.

You take my wife, she had
the nastiest disposition

you ever saw.

Nothing pleased her.

She was always nagging
and carping at me.

There was no living with her.

Finally, I discovered the cause.

It was her vanity.

- Wearing your shoes
too small, huh?

- Exactly, Mrs. Nelson.

So I threw away
all her size fours

and bought her a new supply
of shoes, size seven.

- [chuckles]

- Well, I've got to
get back to the shop.

Goodbye, folks.

- Mr. Nelson?

Mr. Nelson?

- Oh, Susie!

What are you doing all
bundled up like that?

Hiding from somebody?

- Ever since I met
you this morning,

I've been worrying
about catching a cold.

I came over to see if you had
a throat spray I could borrow.

- Oh, that's no way to
act, worrying about a cold

you haven't even got.

You know what they say, worry
kills more people than colds.

- Hi, Susie!

- Hello, Mrs. Nelson.

- Look at that.

She's worried about
catching a cold.

- You know how it
is, Mrs. Nelson.

This weather is so bad, and
there are germs all around.

Nothing you can do will help.

- Well, that's silly, Susie.

- Of course it is.

You've probably been talking to
some old-fashioned fuddy duddy.

- And she probably
believed you, too.

- [chuckles]

- Anyway, nothing much matters.

I decided what I'm going to
do with my life, Mr. Nelson.

I'm going to be a social
worker in some faraway place

where there aren't any men.

- Well, that's a
strange sort of an idea

for a beautiful girl like you.

- Do you think it is,
I mean, that I am?

- Why, with those
high heels, you're

going to get plenty of whistles.

When you walk down
the street, it'll

sound like New York
Harbor on Navy Day.

It's a beautiful day.

Get out and enjoy it.

- Gee, thank you, Mr. Nelson.

Bye.

[music playing]

- Oh, hiya, fellas.
- Hiya, Pop.

- Hiya, Pop.

- Oh, getting ready for
your camping trip tomorrow?

- We decided not to go.

- Don't you remember?

- You're not going?

Why not?

- We didn't think
we'd have much fun.

- Oh, are you kidding, Dave?

Well, you guys will have
a wonderful time up there.

- We won't be sleeping
out in the open.

- Well, what difference
does that make?

You'll be in a nice, warm
cabin and comfortable bunks.

That fresh, invigorating
mountain air.

Why, you guys will have
the time of your lives.

- We will?
- You really think so, Pop?

- Well, of course you will.

Do you want me to give you
a hand with the packing?

- No thanks.

I can handle it.

- If you need any
help, just let me know.

- Thanks, Pop.

- David?

- Yeah?

- What happened?

- Uh, Harriet?

- Yes, dear?

- I think I'll go next door and
apologize to Thorny for the way

I talked to him this morning.

- Oh, I think that
would be very nice.

- I'll see you a little later.

[music playing]

Thorny!

- Oz, old boy, I just
came over to tell you

how sorry I am
about this morning.

- Well, what a coincidence.

I was on my way
over to your house

to tell you the same thing!

- I guess I just lost my temper.

- No, no, Thorny,
it was all my fault.

- Oh, no, Oz, it was me.

I've been snapping
at everybody all day.

- No, no, no, no, I've been in
a vile mood all day, Thorny.

I don't know--
- No, Oz, it's me.

- No, no, no, believe
me, Thorny, it's me.

- No, Oz, it's me!

- [whistles] Time.

[chuckling]

- Excuse me, Harriet.

Doggone it, Oz, you
know, the strangest thing

happened to me today.

Everything seemed
to be going wrong,

and I couldn't figure
out what was the matter.

Just this afternoon, I
discovered what was wrong.

My right shoe was
too big for me.

- Oh, no.

- It wore a blister on my foot.

You know that darn
fool of a clerk

had given me mismated shoes?

- [chuckles] Not you, Thorny.

- Yes, and that's not all.

It seems he had sold the
other pair of mismates

to another customer.

[laughs] You see, the clerk said
that some lunatic hadn't even

noticed it.

[laughs]

- Uh, didn't he tell you the
name of this other customer,

this, uh, lunatic you refer to?

- No, no, he didn't.

- Mr. Thornberry, shake
hands with Napoleon.

[music playing]

- Getting this ice cream was
sure a good idea of yours, Pop.

- Wait a minute.

This wasn't my idea, was it?
- Well, sure.

- Well, certainly,
it was your idea.

- Yes, I guess it was.

[chuckles]

- You know, I bet you
we eat more ice cream

than any family in this town.

- Yeah, I guess so.

And I'll bet you
eat more ice cream

than anybody in this family.

- Oh, I don't know, Pop.

You do pretty good.

- Me?

Why, your mother eats
more ice cream than I do.

- Oh, you're all wrong.

The champion ice cream
eater in this family.

He's right over there.

- [chuckles]

[ending theme]

[music playing]

- [SINGING] Every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.

- I'm Happy Hotpoint,
here to remind you

that next week,
your Hotpoint dealer

will bring you the Nelsons--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

- You ought to see the
Hotpoint all-electric kitchens.

- Yeah, and laundries,
too, in color.

- Your Hotpoint dealer will
be glad to show them to you.

- Believe me, every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.

[ending theme]

- Dan Tobin played the
part of the shoe salesman.

The part of Susie was
played by Diane Jergens.

This is Verne Smith speaking.

This has been an ABC Television
Network presentation.