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Hi, I'm Danny de vito.
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We've just completed
filming five years of taxi
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and nbc thought it
was time to celebrate.
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So, we put together scenes
from our best shows.
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Now, if you've been watching
taxi for the past five years,
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you're in for some
great memories.
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And if you haven't,
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you dirty miserable...
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Come on in here.
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Excuse me, um,
my name's Elaine nardo.
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They told me to ask for Louie.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm Louie de palma. Oh, hi.
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I hope there's no trouble.
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If there is,
I'll be glad to help in any way I can.
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Oh, no, no,
it's just that they told me
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I'd be starting work
today as a driver.
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Oh, here's my hack license.
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You're a cabdriver? Uh-huh.
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What do you mean
busting my chops here,
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making believe you're
a regular person.
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Go wait over there!
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I'll call your name and number!
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Till then, keep your mouth shut!
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What's wrong?
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Don't they feed you in there?
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Whoo.
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Whoo, whoo.
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Oh, you mustn't be too
upset with Louie, miss.
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He's really a very nice guy.
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He'll give you the
scales off his back.
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Well, I don't have to
worry too much about him.
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I'm only gonna be
working here part-time.
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Oh. Yeah, I have this other job,
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oh... where I work as...
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
We're all part-time here.
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I'm part-time.
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I only work 60 hours a week.
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No, really, I really work as a
receptionist at an art gallery.
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Oh, yeah? No, I,
i'm not really a taxi driver.
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No, no, I understand.
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You see that guy over there?
Now he's an actor.
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The guy on the phone?
He's a prizefighter.
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This lady over here?
She's a beautician.
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The man behind her?
He's a writer.
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Me? I'm a cabdriver.
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I'm the only cabdriver
in this place.
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Why is everyone here
just a little angry?
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Okay, we got a lot of cabs here!
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Reiger, 214.
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Banta, 83-67.
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Nardo, 15-32.
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Wheeler, 999.
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Gravas! Fix the horn on...
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Jim, please don't be offended
by what I'm about to say,
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but don't you ever feel like
you're wasting your life?
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Me? No, no.
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I have function in life.
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I-I stand for something.
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Not everybody stands for
something, but I do.
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I am the living
embodiment of the '60s.
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Everything that came
along, I went with,
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even if I didn't know what it
was, I went with it.
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I marched in protest
against that crummy war.
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Is that so?
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Pardon me?
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Hey, hey, hey, Tony.
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No, I got something to
say, Alex.
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You know, the only reason why
guys like you got to stay home
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protesting and getting loaded
is because guys like me
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were over in nam doing
your fighting for you.
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What do you say to that?
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Take it easy, old man, and...
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Good night. Hey, guys.
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Let's get him a job.
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Yeah, let's do that.
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Doing what?
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Are you kidding?
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What kind of training
could he possibly have?
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None.
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What kind of skills
could we possibly have?
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None.
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What kind of job could
we possibly get him?
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Cabdriver.
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Here, let me help you out, okay?
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"Have you ever experienced
loss of consciousness,
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"hallucinations, dizzy
spells, convulsive disorders,
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fainting or periods
of loss of memory"?
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Hasn't everyone?
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Put "no."
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Uh... "Mental illness
or narcotic addiction?"
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That's a tough choice.
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No.
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Just put "no."
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Okay, that's it.
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You're ready for the test.
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I thought this was the test!
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No, no, no,
this is the application.
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Oh, man!
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Psst.
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What does a yellow light mean?
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Slow down.
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Okay.
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What... does... a...
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Yellow... light... mean?
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Slow down.
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Okay.
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What...
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Does... a...
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Yellow... light... mean?
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Slow down!
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What...
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Does...
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A...
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Yellow... light... mean?
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It doesn't get any better.
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Hi.
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I'm-I'm Alex.
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You blew it. You could've said
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you were looking for
another apartment.
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No, I was looking for this one...
3-d.
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It fell off when I knocked...
on the door.
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Well, my admirers will just
have to wander the halls
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looking for me. Um...
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I hate to disappoint
you, but I'm Angela.
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Oh, here... here's your "d."
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You want to come in?
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Huh? Yeah, sure.
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You got guts.
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Hey, Elaine,
can I talk to you for a minute?
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Yeah, sure.
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I-I don't want any advice.
I just want to talk.
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Go ahead.
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I can't stop thinking
about that girl.
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You know, you're a terrific guy.
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That's not what I want to hear.
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Which just goes to show
you how terrific you are.
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All night long, she kept accusing
me of going through the motions.
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That, uh, I wouldn't call her
again because of her looks.
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And I kept telling
her she was wrong.
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Terrific.
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But she wasn't wrong.
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Oh, Alex, you, too? No.
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Hey, listen,
what I can't figure out is that,
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that hour I had with
her on the phone
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was one of the greatest
conversations I've ever had.
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A witty, bright, sensitive girl
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who came to the
door disappeared.
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What happened to her?
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Maybe Angela ate her.
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It wasn't just her looks.
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She was also the bitterest,
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surliest,
most depressing person I ever met.
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So how come I feel like I
have to go see her again?
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So, what's on your mind?
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Well, I, uh...
I don't really know.
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I, uh...
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I guess I would sort of like
to get to know you better.
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Why?
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Why not?
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Well, you might not
know to look at me,
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but, um,
I'm not exactly beautiful
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or, uh, even good-looking.
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I'm not quite plain.
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Now feel free to jump
in and stop me anytime.
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Hey, come on.
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I'm no Robert redford, you know.
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I wouldn't mind looking
like you if I was a man.
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Would you want to look like me?
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It wouldn't be so bad.
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I'd, you know,
kind of fix up my hair
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and, uh, I'd do that
sort of stuff with makeup
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and, uh, I'd go to a gym
and, uh, I'd work on myself.
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I mean, that's what I would do.
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I mean, not that I'm saying
that you should do anything.
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That's just what I would do.
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Okay, uh, let's say I did
all the hairdo and makeup
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and everything,
dropped ten or 70 pounds...
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Do you think I'd be attractive?
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Do you think I'd be attractive?
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Yeah, sure, why not?
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In a romantic sort of way?
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You don't have to answer.
You could just nod.
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Hey, look, uh, I'm not, uh,
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I haven't been romantically
involved in eight years
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and I'm not about to
break my streak right now.
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Hey, look, we-we, uh,
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we did have fun
talking on the phone
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the other day, didn't we?
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I mean,
that was sort of special.
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Hey, look, i'm... I swear,
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I'm not that, uh,
comfortable with that many people.
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I just think that we
could get to be friends.
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I can't believe you came
all the way back here
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just because you
forgot to give me
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the "let's be friends" speech.
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Hey, can we drop that?
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I just think I'd like to get
to know you better, that's all.
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You want me to open up?
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Would that make you happy?
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Make you feel like you did
your good deed for the day?
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Okay. Okay.
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But then you better
plan on sticking around.
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'Cause I'm not
standing here alone
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with my insides on the floor
while, uh, you walk out
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feeling you did the poor
fat girl some big favor
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by helping her get in
touch with her feelings.
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You want to be a hero?
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Then be prepared to stick around
for the rest of the war, okay?
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Maybe I will.
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But can we start slower?
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Like where we went
to high school?
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And then we'll work up to
your insides on the floor.
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Hey, Angela,
I think we had a normal moment there.
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Huh?
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Well, listen, you don't mind
if I get a little clear on, uh,
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what we're trying
to establish here?
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Wouldn't make you
nuts, would it?
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No, it would not make me nuts.
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Uh... so, uh...
so what it is, is-is...
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I could call you
whenever I feel like it?
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If I need advice,
I could call you?
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Yeah.
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Uh, if you need advice,
you could call me?
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Yep.
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If we have something
interesting happening,
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we could call each other?
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Yeah.
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We could call just
to shoot the breeze?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Or, uh... if I just need a hug?
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Oh, you know how long
it's been since I cried?
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No.
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A half an hour.
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Conskufflement.
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You are now husband and wife.
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All right!
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Is nothing personal.
I am a married man.
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It's a very simple
choice, latka.
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Either you have sex with
me or you freeze to death.
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Sex. Death.
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Sex. Death.
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Hmm.
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Why don't you tell me a
little bit about yourself?
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Oh, simka, hello.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, you see,
because latka has had sex
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with someone he works with,
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our priest has said
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that I also must have sex
with someone he works with
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if we wish to remain married.
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And we decided that the last
man to enter the dinner party
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would be the one.
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And, as you know,
you were tardy.
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May I come in?
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Yeah, I-I don't think I
understand any of this,
260
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but come in.
261
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I suppose you want to have
someone to talk to, right?
262
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:17,128
Talk is cheap. I want your body.
263
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,068
You're not serious, are you?
264
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,937
It won't take long.
265
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,605
I know you have to
go to work soon.
266
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,409
I just want to have sex with
you and then I'll run along.
267
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,943
No, no, no, stop that!
268
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,745
Stop it... stop it right now.
Stop it!
269
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,782
Alex, if you do not help us,
270
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latka and I must
circle each other once
271
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,420
and complete the
ancient divorce ritual,
272
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,556
and I will do anything to
keep that from happening.
273
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:49,027
See? Smooth, milky white. Yours.
274
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,896
Simka, simka, no... stop that.
275
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,898
That's barbaric, you know that?
276
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,167
Are you telling me that
in that religion of yours
277
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,136
that, uh,
two wrongs actually make a right?
278
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,572
"In that religion of yours"?
279
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,641
Do you mock us?
280
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,811
Do I mock you because you do not
eat animals with cloven hooves
281
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,448
unless they chew their cud? No!
282
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,684
Your people knew that
it was unhealthy.
283
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:13,985
Please, simka.
284
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,721
But our people know that you
cannot have intimacy again
285
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,423
without knowing the
pain of infidelity
286
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,125
that the other one went through.
287
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,095
Ours, like yours,
is a profound tradition
288
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:27,264
of tolerance,
brotherhood and faith.
289
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:31,068
Now, peel me like a grape,
so I can get out of here!
290
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:37,574
I must take one last
look at you as my wife.
291
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:42,012
Simka...
you will always have my heart.
292
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,782
I don't need it without you.
293
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,752
I will miss you.
294
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,456
I will miss your touch.
295
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,393
Are they unhappy?
296
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:58,996
It's because they got divorced?
297
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,533
Yeah.
298
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,669
Why don't they just
get married again?
299
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,637
It's not that simple, Jim.
300
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,117
You think they'd go
through this kind of hell
301
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,573
if they could just marry again?
302
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,717
We must seek the reverend
gorky right away!
303
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,552
Jim, thank you.
304
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,689
Thank you very much.
305
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,958
Let's try to make
it work this time.
306
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,299
Well, sit down, tell me about it.
Come on.
307
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,735
See... I'm in a tough spot.
308
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,171
I really like Elaine.
309
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,806
You son of a gun, you!
310
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,311
Tony, the problem is I
like somebody else, too.
311
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,913
Oh. Somebody else?
312
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,048
Well, man, that's a problem.
313
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,251
It is a problem, Tony.
I feel bad about it.
314
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,552
Oh...
315
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,988
I honestly never meant to
get involved with Elaine.
316
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,422
Oh...
317
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,858
You remember the night I came
up to you two at the bar?
318
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:01,971
I said, "are you two together?"
319
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,028
Yeah. I told you we weren't.
320
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:10,500
Well, she wasn't the
one I was after, Tony.
321
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,375
Oh, no?
322
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,614
No.
323
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,959
Oh, no, no, no, no...
324
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,664
He wants to date me.
325
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,132
No.
326
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,101
Yeah.
327
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,371
No, you must have
misinterpreted what he meant.
328
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,673
Well, he said my
simplicity was engaging
329
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,976
and that we'd be
wonderful together.
330
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:55,479
Oh, no.
331
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,548
Well, see,
now the point is here, Alex,
332
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,316
that this could go
rough on Elaine.
333
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,819
I mean, if she's getting serious about
him, she should know.
334
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,354
So, should I tell 'em?
335
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,523
No, I say he ought to tell her.
336
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,403
Someone's got to talk to
kirk and set him straight...
337
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,661
As it were.
338
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,732
Thanks, Alex.
Let me know how it turns out.
339
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,534
No, no, no, no.
I'm not going to do it.
340
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,068
For once in my
life, I am not going
341
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,703
to let this thing
get dumped in my lap.
342
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,305
You tell him.
343
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,776
All right. I know it's my job,
344
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,022
but do you think you
could come along with me?
345
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,057
I mean,
you don't have to say nothing.
346
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,246
Oh, Tony...
347
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,625
All you got to do is sit
there and be a buddy.
348
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,961
Come on, Alex, please,
please, please, please.
349
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,162
All right, all right, all right.
350
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,318
I don't understand.
351
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,598
Why can't you do
this by yourself?
352
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,555
I can't be alone with him.
353
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,992
I'm the one he spends tortured
nights dreaming about.
354
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,293
He said that?
355
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,295
No, I'm just assuming.
356
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,532
This is a gay bar, isn't it?
357
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,733
Yeah, sure.
358
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,201
This your first time here?
359
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,803
Oh, yes, yes.
360
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,005
I'm sorry, I, uh...
361
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,584
I didn't mean by
saying "yes" so quickly
362
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,386
that I thought it'd be terrible
if I'd been here before.
363
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,143
Because, well, actually,
it would not have been terrible
364
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,479
if I had been here before.
365
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,214
You know,
i-I've been meaning to.
366
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,617
Just out of
curiosity, of course.
367
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,397
No, I don't mean you're a
curiosity, but, I mean, I...
368
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,786
Let's not chat anymore.
369
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,855
I used to be such a good
chatter, you know?
370
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,392
Look, uh, kirk,
i-i have a really terrible,
371
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,428
uh, difficult thing
to talk to you about,
372
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,936
and I-I don't even
know how to start.
373
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,932
Alex, I think I can guess
what you're trying to tell me.
374
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,334
You can?
375
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,402
But I've already told
Elaine that I'm bisexual.
376
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:26,703
Shh!
377
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,373
Oh, okay. It's okay here.
378
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,574
I'm sorry.
379
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,775
Anyway...
380
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,478
We're still friends
and we had a fine talk.
381
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,046
Oh, and by the way,
382
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,451
I understand that Tony's not
interested and that's okay, too.
383
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,921
Oh, wow.
384
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,489
Can we have a couple of beers?
385
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,690
Sure.
386
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,592
Hey, chief,
can we get a couple beers?
387
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,694
Well, I thought this was
going to be difficult,
388
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,029
but instead it's a snap.
389
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,897
Boy, am I a lucky guy.
390
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,101
Excuse me.
Would you like to dance?
391
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,714
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just having a beer with a pal.
392
00:18:58,738 --> 00:18:59,803
Thanks. Come on.
393
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,905
Don't be shy.
394
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,874
No, no, no, I really can't.
395
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,615
It's okay with me.
396
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,920
Whoa!
397
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,231
I-I'll just...
398
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,374
Good step.
399
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,346
Duck! What?
400
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,652
Thanks, pal.
Thank you very much.
401
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,354
Yeah, one, two, three, ha!
402
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,022
One, two, three, go!
403
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,091
One, two, three, step!
404
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,959
One, two, three, dance!
405
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,895
One, two, three, dance!
406
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,110
Alex, Elaine's heart
is getting broken
407
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,938
and you're having a great time
here, dancing.
408
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:54,523
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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