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Mrs. Carson,
I don't think we have a lot of time.
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No. No, val, no. Please.
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Please don't go, val.
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Jim!
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Hey, hey, Jim,
what in the world happened?
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Well, did you ever have
one of those mornings?
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You know,
the kind when a big steel ball
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comes crashing through
your apartment?
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You mean a wrecking ball?
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Yeah, yeah, I'll say.
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It demolished the place.
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They tore down your building
without even warning you?
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Well,
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you put up with a
few inconveniences
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when you live in a
condemned building.
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Hey, Jim,
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you look exhausted.
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Why don't you go some
place and get some sleep?
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Ah, good idea, Alex.
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Good night, Alex.
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Forget it, iggy.
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You can't stay here.
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- What-what kind of a guy are you?
- No way!
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No way! No way!
The guy wants some rest.
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Come on, boss, help me out!
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He can't sleep in the garage.
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Oh. Oh, great, great.
Boy, you...
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You-you want it from him, huh?
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He's the last person in the
world that'd help you out.
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I don't want him staying here.
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Let him stay at your
apartment, reiger.
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Yeah.
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Well, what are friends for?
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Yeah.
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Why not?
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Why not let him stay with you?
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Or you?
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Or you?
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Or you?
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Well, now,
you're a great bunch of pals.
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One of us would
love to have him.
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Yeah. Louie: Oh.
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Wouldn't one of us?
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Yeah. To have him?
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Sure, one of us would.
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So, who's it gonna be?
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Hey, iggy, you'd be a good
guest, wouldn't you?
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Well, sometimes I leave
the cap off the toothpaste.
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Oh.
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I forget to wipe my feet,
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and I usually scream
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for several hours in my sleep.
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I don't mind a little screaming
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in the middle of the night.
Do you?
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What else are friends for?
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So... who's taking iggy home?
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Well, I, you know...
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Well, um...
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You-you want to draw lots?
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No. No, no, no, no.
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That's not the problem.
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That's not the problem, Jim.
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The problem is,
we'd all love to have you.
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Yeah. That's right, all of us.
That's the problem
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well, look,
let me make it easy for you.
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Iggy, if you had your choice...
uh-huh.
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Of all your friends,
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which one would you
like to stay with?
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Uh...
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Promise there won't
be any hurt feelings
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if I pick my best buddy?
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Oy... oh, that sounds fair.
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That couldn't be fairer. Yeah.
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Then it's settled.
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I'll be the perfect guest.
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It's you, boss.
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Well,
that sounds like a good choice.
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Yeah.
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See you, Louie.
Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
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Wait. See you later now.
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See you, guys.
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Thanks for bailing me out, boss.
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Hey, dirt face,
i'm not your best friend.
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Oh, yes, you are. No.
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Look who just came
through for me.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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If we didn't live in a society
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that got hung up on the fear
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of members of the same sex
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sharing mutual affection
for each other,
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I'd kiss you full on the mouth.
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Yuck!
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Apparently,
the thought makes you uncomfortable.
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Well, let's forget it and go home.
No, no, no.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Relax. Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, no, no. Come on.
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Hey, get your hands off of me!
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Okay. Get out!
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How's married life, latka?
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Oh, it's fine.
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I like it very much.
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I like the frequent sex, and
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sim-simka is a very good cook.
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She wants me to...
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To ask you all you can
come to dinner on June 15?
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Why June 15?
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Okay, well, how about tonight?
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It wasn't so bad.
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We played pool.
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We went to sleep.
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He screamed.
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We went back to sleep.
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Uh, what's going on?
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Oh, nothing much.
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Latka invited everybody to
his house for dinner tonight
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with him and his wife.
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Oh, boy.
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Latka's in really good spirits
lately, ain't he?
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Yeah, he sure looks happy.
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You know, I don't,
uh, feel out of line
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saying this, uh, Jeff, because,
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uh, well, we-we, uh, you know,
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we worked side by side,
you know, for a long time.
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You become pretty close?
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Yeah. Pals?
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Um, I think, uh,
you ought to think
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about getting married
and settling down.
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I am married, Louie.
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Well, hey, congratulations!
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When did this happen?
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About 11 years ago.
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Congratulations again.
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And, uh, uh... and, uh,
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pass that along to missus, uh...
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Bennett.
My last name is Bennett, Louie.
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I knew that. I knew that.
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Phew!
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Hey, Alex, it's for you.
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Who is it? I don't know.
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The guy's screaming and sobbing so
loud, I can't tell.
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Hello?
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No, no, no, come on.
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Come on, Jim.
Nothing could be that bad.
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What is it?
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No. Just-just tell
me what happened.
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Ji...
Jim, you're at Louie's, right?
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All-all right, I'll,
I'll be right there.
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Who is it?
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It's me, Alex.
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Oh!
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi, ji... oh, my god!
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Then it's noticeable!
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I knew it!
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Jim! Jim! Jim!
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What the hell happened here?
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Well, it's the old story.
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I was smoking in bed.
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And you fell asleep?
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No. I didn't notice the flames
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consuming the apartment.
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Jim!
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I left something
burning on the stove.
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, my god in heaven,
look at this place!
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Oh, I-I don't...
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What do you think is gonna
happen, Alex?
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Do you think Louie's
gonna be upset?
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The question is,
is whether he'll kill you or not. Oh...
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Holy mackerel!
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Everything Louie owns
has been destroyed!
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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That's not true.
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I'll fix it up.
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I'll work hard.
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You'll help me. Huh?
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There's a lot we can
do in a few hours.
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What are you talking about?
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Uh, some paint,
uh, some wallpaper,
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a few flowers
discreetly placed about.
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Jim.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Yeah, well, all-all right.
Right, Alex?
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Alex, isn't it gonna be okay?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Right, Alex,
tell me it's gonna be fine.
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No, no, no, no.
Jim, Jim, calm down, calm down.
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Isn't it gonna be okay, Alex?
Calm down, calm down.
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Alex, please, is it gonna be okay?
Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim...
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Alex. Calm... calm... calm...
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Calm... now, don't panic.
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You hear me?
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Don't panic!
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You're right, Alex.
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The thing to do is to calm down
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and rationally
assess the situation.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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No, no, Jim, Jim, Jim, please.
Jim.
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Easy, easy, easy, easy.
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I think I hear him coming.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, iggy, I'm home!
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What are you cooking?
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Uh...
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Uh, boss...
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I owe you an apology.
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Just keep in mind that material
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possessions are
simply excess baggage
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on the journey of life.
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Everything I own is destroyed!
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Louie, Louie, Louie,
Jim had a horrible accident.
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I mean, I-I know it's a
terrible loss for you,
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but, uh,
thank god nobody was hurt.
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What?
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Thank god nobody was hurt?
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Thank god that this man
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who just destroyed
everything I ever owned...
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No, no, no, no, no...
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In my life was not killed!
Was not killed! Louie! Louie!
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Was not killed.
Not everything was destroyed, boss.
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Not everything.
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Louie...
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I saved your most
prized possession.
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See, boss?
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Your beloved violin.
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The only irreplaceable
thing in your life.
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I risked my life...
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To see that it wasn't hurt.
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My violin.
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He treasures that more
than anything in the world.
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Good thing I didn't
save the piano.
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Look what you've done!
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My apartment...
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My life... everything's gone.
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My bumper pool table!
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My... my rug.
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My TV.
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My time life books
on the great lizards.
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Ma's needlepoint pillow.
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Oh...
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My photographs.
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My piano, my-my photographs,
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my TV, my books.
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My-my bumper pool
set is destroyed!
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Not all of it, boss.
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These two pool balls are okay.
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Don't cry, boss.
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Please, don't cry.
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Here.
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Oh!
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Out!
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Get out! Out! Get out!
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I never want to see your face again.
Boss...
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You're fired!
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You're fired!
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Hey, Lou, Lou...
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I mean, lord knows,
this is a terrible...
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You get out, too!
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Hey, Louie...
out, out, out, out, out!
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I can't believe this happened.
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Louie, Louie... leave me alone!
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Boss...
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I feel terrible
about what happened.
266
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,794
I came here to give you this.
267
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,366
Nothing is gonna change my mind.
268
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,700
Nothing, you understand?
269
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,102
Now get out of here!
270
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,309
Guess I'll go and get my things.
271
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,080
Boy...
272
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:53,083
I'm really gonna
miss this place.
273
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,889
It was wonderful
working with you guys.
274
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,458
Okay, Jim.
275
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,593
Hey, Jim... huh?
276
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,595
We'll try to find something for
you, you know,
277
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,463
- like a-a another job or, uh...
- Yeah.
278
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,501
Well... nah.
279
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,504
It's back in the streets for me.
280
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,506
Don't you see?
281
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:21,278
I was a success here
not because of the job,
282
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,714
but because of that
man over there.
283
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,684
He yelled at me.
284
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:30,821
He abused me,
but he made me work!
285
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:35,793
Where else am I gonna
find a guy like Louie?
286
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:39,296
Try amityville.
287
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,535
Louie, aren't you even
gonna look at this?
288
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,036
No!
289
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,038
If you won't read it,
290
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,040
at least let Alex
read it to you.
291
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,477
If it touches you, good.
292
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,479
If it doesn't, not another word.
293
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,648
I'll just disappear.
294
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,752
"Dear boss"...
295
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:05,957
"Dear boss."
296
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,959
"I always..."
297
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,429
"I always swore I'd never
ask my father for money,"
298
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,431
"even though he has a lot..."
299
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,170
"But I hoped in some way,"
300
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,338
"money might make
up for your loss."
301
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,340
"So,
even if you never forgive me,"
302
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,043
"I hope you'll accept
the enclosed check."
303
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,479
"With all best wishes for you,"
304
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,682
"dictated but not read,
James ignatowski."
305
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,751
Hey, look at this,
there's a check...
306
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,754
Hey, Jim, I don't want to
criticize your old man,
307
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,255
but what good is this check?
308
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,605
I mean, he signed it,
but he forgot to fill in the amount.
309
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,093
A blank check?
310
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,230
Let me see that!
311
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,432
You can't give a blank check to Louie!
Give me that.
312
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,434
That's okay, Elaine.
313
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,437
Dad said Louie
314
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,541
could make it out
for whatever amount
315
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,576
he thought was fair.
316
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:03,080
I told dad he could trust
your sense of honor.
317
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,085
That he can.
318
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,092
Would you believe it?
319
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,528
I'm salivating.
320
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,064
Ha, I'm actually salivating.
321
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,035
Boss? Yeah.
322
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,037
Does that mean you forgive me?
323
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,372
I forgive you, iggy.
324
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,706
Can I have my job back?
325
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,208
You can have your job back.
326
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,710
Does it mean you love me again?
327
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,278
I didn't love you before.
328
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:36,080
It's like old times.
329
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:41,519
Boss,
you just make out that check
330
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,521
for whatever amount you want.
331
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,856
Except... except? What except?
332
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:46,925
How come except?
333
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,560
Except that I have
to call my dad,
334
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,230
and tell him the amount
so he can cover it.
335
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,231
Mmm.
336
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,233
Yeah.
337
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,402
All right.
338
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,906
Ah, now I want complete silence
339
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:07,778
while I figure out...
the amount.
340
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,820
Jim! Are you crazy?
341
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,189
He's gonna fill that out
for a million dollars!
342
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:22,192
That's why you're a
cabdriver, reiger.
343
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,195
If I fill this check
out for a million bucks,
344
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,465
his dad would never cover it.
345
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,367
But there is a figure,
346
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:35,372
an exact figure,
one that's big enough
347
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:39,076
so that he'll go...
348
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:45,382
But not so big that he won't
say, "well!"
349
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,787
Why don't you try the real
figure, $8,000 or $9,000?
350
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,131
Look at him.
351
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,467
Eight or nine, eight or nine...
352
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,703
Jim, why are you laughing?
353
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,972
'Cause the boss is so happy.
354
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,973
Yeah, yeah!
355
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,909
Let's see what we got
here, iggy.
356
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:12,978
Come on.
357
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,714
All right.
358
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:17,782
All right, now.
359
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,249
$50,000.
360
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,851
No, no, no,
361
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,719
that's too high,
that's too high.
362
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,655
He'll never go for that. Never.
363
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,989
40... 48.
364
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,326
If I say 48, he'll think 50,
365
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,160
and he won't go for it. Uh-huh.
366
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,495
If I say 47,
367
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,030
he'll think 48, he'll think 50,
368
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,265
he won't go for it.
369
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,600
If I say 46, he'll think 47,
370
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,268
he'll think 48, he'll think 50,
371
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:39,603
he won't go for it.
372
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:40,838
If I say 45,
373
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,907
he'll say 46... Louie!
374
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,908
So, we rule out the 40s.
375
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:50,914
39,999.
376
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,249
No!
377
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,084
It's no good! It's too high.
378
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,252
He'll go nuts.
379
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,321
He won't pay it.
380
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,355
All right.
381
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,589
Now, let's see.
382
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:02,626
$24,000.
383
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,129
$8,000.
384
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:11,235
In there, somewhere in there, 24...
eight.
385
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,770
You know, in its own way,
this is kind of spellbinding.
386
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:22,145
All right, $20,000...
20,000... $26,000.
387
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,847
Oh, wait a minute!
388
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:24,916
14,000!
389
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,318
And here, 24.
390
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:29,387
Wait!
391
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,687
27,000!
392
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,423
27,000, that's it!
393
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,557
Call your father.
394
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,592
$27,000. That's it!
395
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,761
Are you sure, Louie?
396
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,763
I-I gotta see it on paper.
397
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,767
$27,000.
398
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,769
What's that look like to
you, banta?
399
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,772
I've never seen that much
money in one place before.
400
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,040
It's too much.
401
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,674
He'll never pay that.
Wait! Wait!
402
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:51,976
Wait! Wait.
403
00:21:52,045 --> 00:22:00,045
24,000... 23,000...
22,000... 20... 20...
404
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,753
27,000! 27!
405
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,755
It's what I said the first time!
27.
406
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,256
Tell him 27.
407
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,125
27,000.
408
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,828
29,000.
409
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,665
29,000.
410
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,834
540.
411
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,837
540.
412
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,139
That's right.
413
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:24,174
Twenty-nine thousand...
414
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,743
Five hundred and forty.
415
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:26,811
Two! Two!
416
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,947
Uh, twenty-nine
thousand five hundred
417
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,450
and forty-two.
418
00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:36,887
Okeydoke.
419
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,154
Bye, dad.
420
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:41,157
Uh, dad, I love you.
421
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,327
Hello?
422
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,330
Hello?
423
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,334
Huh? Did he okay it?
424
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:52,335
He sure did, boss. He okayed it!
425
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:53,837
He okayed it! Congratulations!
426
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,872
He okayed it!
427
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,876
Let's have three cheers
for the human torch!
428
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:02,780
Phew!
429
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,782
Boy, dad was relieved!
430
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,951
He said he was afraid
431
00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:09,553
it was gonna be
something like $200,000.
432
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,991
Look at him.
433
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,829
He's overcome with
emotion, just like I am.
434
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,331
Damn it!
435
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,667
That kiss is gonna happen
sometimes, and you know it.
436
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,104
Get over here.
437
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,707
Come on, come on.
438
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:30,775
Come on, come on.
439
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,843
Come on... 2,000.
440
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,845
Let the world talk.
441
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,446
Come on.
442
00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:38,448
Get away from me!
443
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,318
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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