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So, what are you gonna do
about your problem, reiger?
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What?
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What are you talking
about, my problem?
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Latka's girlfriend
is coming back.
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Who else is gonna tell her
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that he's become the
three faces of weird?
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You know, Louie,
Louie, even for you,
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there's gotta be a more
sensitive and caring way
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to refer to someone who suffers
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from multiple personality.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I was talking
about the gentleman
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who suffers from...
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Latka...
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How many times have
you shaved today?
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Eh, twice on my face
and once on my back.
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I want to look good for simka.
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Have you, uh,
a girlfriend, latka?
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Oh, yeah,
she's a girl from latka's country.
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And when she first
came to America,
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she and latka were dating
each other for a while.
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Yeah, then I let her slip away.
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Boy, what a fool I was.
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I'm sorry that she left
before I told her I love her.
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Latka, are you gonna tell
her you love her now?
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I will not make
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the same mistake again. Good.
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She is the girl for
me in the whole world.
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Good, good.
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Yeah, excuse me, Elaine.
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I'm sorry, but she's
better than American women.
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I don't even like
American women.
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I have a good reason, too.
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What's that?
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They don't give me
the time of day.
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Oh.
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Latka, you know,
you ought to get rid
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of all that tissue
paper on your face.
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You know, what you need to use
is a styptic pencil instead.
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Styptic pencil?
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Styptic pencil.
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Where will I find one?
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Here, use mine.
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No, no, no, Jim, Jim, Jim!
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He needs a styptic
pencil, not...
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By golly,
that's a styptic pencil.
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I will try it.
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Why are you carrying a
styptic pencil in your ear?
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Well,
in light of what just happened,
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a better question
is, "why aren't you?"
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Hey!
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Hey! Oh!
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Is-is latka here?
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Oh, yeah, and he's dying to see you.
Mm-hmm!
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Yeah, yeah, he'll be right out.
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Oh, it is good to
hear you say that.
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I miss him.
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I've not had too much
luck with men lately. Oh?
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Elaine,
you know what it feels like
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to be used, taken advantage of
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and then thrown away
like an old shoe?
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Does she.
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Simka.
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Latka.
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Simka.
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Well, are you going
to just stand there?
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, latka, latka,
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we can speak English now.
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I feel very comfortable in that
tongue, you bet, Joe!
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You are looking very well.
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Oh, I cannot complain.
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You are looking well also.
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Are you available
for getting together?
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Yes, you may call me
for social engagements.
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Whew!
This is just like in body heat.
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Latka,
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latka, let's have lunch.
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Okay, but let me just
grab a quick shave.
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Okay.
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Oh, is same sweet man.
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Yeah, well, listen, I,
uh, I'll be going along.
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So long.
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Calling Dr. Reiger.
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Oh, Dr. Reiger?
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Uh, simka, simka,
can I talk to you for a second?
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Over here, please?
Yes, excuse me.
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Uh, simka, uh...
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I think there's something
you have to know about latka.
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Oh, no... no, no, no,
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there's nothing to
be alarmed about.
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Believe me, nothing.
Sit down, please.
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Look,
latka has what doctors call,
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uh, multiple personality.
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You see, sometimes, uh,
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and he's not even
aware he's doing it,
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he totally becomes
another person.
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I mean, his walk,
his talk becomes totally different.
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You understand?
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Yes, he's kookiputz.
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Just a minute.
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Hello, simka.
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Hello, latka.
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Come in.
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Take it for you.
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You are looking even more
gorgeous than normal for you.
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Well... you are not
looking so awful yourself.
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I hope you are hungry.
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I made something special.
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Oh, I am! What is it?
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Smell.
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Warthog!
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I think it's ready now.
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Oh, lovely.
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And the salad.
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Mmm... so, what would you like?
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Eh, would you like
something from the hoof
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or something close to the tusk?
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Both!
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That's what I love about
you, you eat like a swine.
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Oh, you!
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I hope you like it.
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Oh...
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You know, it's hard to find
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self-basting warthog in America.
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It is perfect, latka.
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Everything is perfect.
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The flowers, the
candles, the music.
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Brethnees?
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Well, maybe just a quick one.
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You know, latka,
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I have had many lonely nights
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since I last saw you.
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Well, you know,
it hasn't been all brethnees and warthog
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for mama gravas's
little boy either.
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That's why I was so glad
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that you wrote me when
you discovered that Omaha
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was not all the songs say it is.
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Here is mud in your blifnik.
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Simka, simka,
I want to tell you something.
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Oh?
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This is the best evening
I've had in a long time.
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I've dreamed about this
evening, and you.
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And I just want to
tell you that...
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What is it you want to say?
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Well... I want to say that...
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I...
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What died in here?
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Oh, my gosh!
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Where am I?
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The ramada inn of rumania?
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Latka?
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Latka?
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Oh, boy, here we go again.
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No, honey, Vic... Vic Ferrari.
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And you?
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Oh...
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Alex told me
something about this
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and darned if he wasn't right.
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I think, uh...
Maybe I better go.
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Well, uh, that's your
decision, but one thing.
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Leave and I'll die.
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Well, I mean, how can I... stay?
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I hardly even know you.
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Oh, well, but I know you.
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I think I do.
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You're smart,
independent and, uh...
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You were a daddy's girl.
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Am I right?
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Well...
how would you know these things?
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I mean,
latka doesn't know these things.
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It's in your eyes when
you look at a man.
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Oh, brother.
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What else?
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Playful.
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A little bold and, uh,
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you have my name tattooed
on your right thigh.
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Oh, I don't!
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Hey, okay, the evening's young.
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You are very funny this
way, latka.
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I mean, Vic.
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Would you chop me down
if I took a chance?
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No, I will not chop you.
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Okay, then here goes.
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I am completely taken by you
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and I want to love you.
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Well, in my country,
there is only one thing
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a girl can say to that,
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which is one of
the reasons I left.
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I don't even know your name.
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Simka dahblitz.
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Hello, simka.
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Hello, Vic.
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Ah!
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Babycakes!
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Simka?
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Oh... latkacakes?
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What's going on here?
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Why are you still here?
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What are you so happy about?
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You don't remember?
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No.
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Well...
oh, we had a wonderful time.
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Oh, you were very funny,
and very charming,
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and you said your name was Vic.
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Vic!
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Ooh, that guy, Vic.
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I am not Vic.
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I don't even like Vic.
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Listen, sit down, please.
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Tell me everything.
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What did you do
with Vic last night?
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Are you sure you want to know?
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Yes.
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Uh, of course,
not if you think it will destroy me.
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Well, I don't know what to say.
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Well, for instance, you can say,
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that you were up
all night with him,
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and you discussed, uh,
whether the today show
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is better with Bryant gumbel.
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I cannot say that.
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I knew it.
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You made love with Vic!
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Well, I did, but...
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You made love with another man
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right under my nose!
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Well, there was no other way.
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And besides, that was you.
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Did I whimper?
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Was I... clumsy?
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No, you were wonderful!
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Then it wasn't me.
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Latka, please.
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You have shamed me,
degraded yourself,
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disgraced your family,
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cheapened your people,
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and blemished your planet.
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That was not nice!
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I'm going!
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Good. Go. Good-bye.
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I am going.
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Good.
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Latka!
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I hate you and I never
want to see you again,
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and thanks for a
wonderful night!
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Latka.
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Latka.
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Latka, you've been
under that cab all day.
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Now come on.
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Something's happened, huh?
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Tell me about it.
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00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,468
Well, simka says she
found another man.
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Oh... latka.
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Oh...
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I can't tell you how many times
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I've had something
like that happen.
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Talk to me.
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Okay.
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She says the other man was Vic.
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Talk to Alex.
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Latka, latka, let's have...
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Let's get a cup of coffee. No.
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Come on, come on,
let's get a cup of coffee.
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I don't want to. Come on, latka,
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let's get a cup of coffee.
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No.
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Latka...
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I can't believe that a girl
like simka would, uh...
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00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,476
Could possibly
prefer Vic to you.
270
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:52,710
Oh yeah?
271
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,378
Well, look what I
found in the pockets
272
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,215
of his fancy sports coat.
273
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,416
Airline tickets to Bermuda?
274
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,953
Yeah, he's taking her away.
275
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,554
Oh, latka,
just 'cause he has tickets
276
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,156
doesn't mean she's going.
277
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,157
Oh, yeah?
278
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,691
Look what I found in the pockets
279
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,693
of his velour smoking jacket.
280
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,564
"The trip sounds okay to me.
281
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,400
"I will be at your place
tonight promptly at 7:00-ish.
282
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,002
Signed simka."
283
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,336
See?
284
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,171
Vic has more fun in his pockets
285
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,040
than I have in my whole life.
286
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,178
Okay, latka, look,
maybe simka prefers Vic,
287
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,382
but I know there
are a lot of women
288
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,218
who are going to prefer your
sweet little innocent qualities.
289
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,287
Oh, really? Yeah.
290
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,521
Where are they? I don't know.
291
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,855
I've asked all of them.
292
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,124
Look, women don't like
timid, weak men
293
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,559
half as much as they should.
294
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,930
Well, latka,
295
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,466
is that what you're gonna do?
296
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,633
Huh?
297
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,269
You're gonna just
sit there and mope?
298
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,904
No, I'm going to
whine and snivel.
299
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,307
Okay, fine, terrific.
300
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,376
You lost her.
301
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,844
Give up.
302
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,990
Why don't you stop thinking
of yourself for a moment?
303
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,491
Why don't you start
thinking of simka?
304
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,450
You gonna let her go
out with a guy like Vic?
305
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,018
Ah.
306
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,288
Hey, wait a minute.
307
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,456
Wait a minute!
308
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,459
Latka, you're responsible.
309
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,896
You got them together!
310
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,698
They met through you.
311
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,300
Wait a minute.
312
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,767
You are right.
313
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,936
I am responsible.
314
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:29,807
Yes, I-I have to save her
from that two-bit bossa Nova.
315
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,809
All right!
316
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,811
Oh, I am going to go.
317
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,048
And-and if he won't
listen to good manners,
318
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,050
I'm going to have to get rough.
319
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,752
I would hate to be in his shoes.
320
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,272
Hello, simka.
321
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,307
Hello, latka.
322
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,310
You were expecting someone else?
323
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,312
Maybe someone smooth?
324
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,650
May I enter your house
325
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,452
and sit down on something?
326
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,487
Yes, that would be pleasant.
327
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,166
There is something
very important
328
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,668
I want to tell you.
329
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,670
Okay, first of all,
330
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,339
I am sorry that I got
mad at you the other day.
331
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,342
That's okay, latka.
332
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,345
I accept your sorriness.
333
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,613
Thank you.
334
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:46,117
Second of all,
you cannot see Vic anymore.
335
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,186
He is a terrible, awful person.
336
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,221
At least he is happy with me.
337
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,123
He has a lot more
to be happy about.
338
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,630
There is one other thing
I want you to know.
339
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,466
Ever since you have come back,
340
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,468
I don't know what I'm doing.
341
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,304
I cannot sleep, I cannot eat,
342
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,340
and my work is suffering.
343
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,842
Men have gone to
almost certain injury
344
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,844
in the cabs.
345
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,679
So, please,
346
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,316
don't-don't go to
Bermuda with Vic,
347
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:24,522
because... because what, latka?
348
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,024
Well, because...
349
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,192
Oh,
I-I don't know how to say it.
350
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,897
Uh, uh, well, you know...
351
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,534
I...
352
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,840
Simka, baby!
353
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,408
Oh no, not Vic.
354
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,077
I want to hear what
latka wants to tell me.
355
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,746
I'm listening, latka.
356
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,181
Simka, it's so good to see you.
357
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,217
You know, this is crazy.
358
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,220
I just realized how
much I missed you.
359
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,223
Now I know what it feels
like to really care.
360
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,725
Oh, well. Hey, come on,
361
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,292
we're missing
valuable sack time.
362
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,295
Come on. Oh!
363
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:08,966
I think all you want
is physical pleasure.
364
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,467
Oh, come on now,
365
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,303
why would I want
something like that?
366
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:20,544
Latka, if you are in there...
367
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,979
Come back to me.
368
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,248
Please.
369
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,416
Yes, yes!
370
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,418
No, no.
371
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,255
Come with me to
Bermuda, and good news,
372
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:35,926
we're gonna fly...
Business class.
373
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:39,963
I don't want to go to
Bermuda anymore, Vic.
374
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,465
I want latka.
375
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,135
Uh, there must be an
acoustic problem in here.
376
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:48,138
Uh, I could have sworn I heard
you make kissing-off noises
377
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,706
to captain joy!
378
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,810
Ya.
379
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:57,147
Well, if that means
I want you to go away
380
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,317
so that latka will come back,
381
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:04,154
then you're hitting nail with your
head, buddy boy!
382
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,258
You know, I don't think you
realize what you're saying.
383
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,926
Let me just explain
something to you.
384
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,429
If I walk out that door,
385
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,965
I'm never coming back.
386
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,574
Bye, Vic.
387
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,821
Okay.
388
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,823
Okay.
389
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:46,297
No tears, no bum
feelings, no blame,
390
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,931
no fault insurance.
391
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,634
I'm just glad
392
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,703
that I got to spend
a part of my life
393
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,572
in part of your life.
394
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,574
You blew it, baby.
395
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,043
Pow.
396
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,631
That's right. Get out of here.
397
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,592
And if you ever come
near my woman again,
398
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,594
I will call you a name!
399
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,565
Simka, there is something
I want to tell you,
400
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,733
right here and now,
401
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,202
and no, I'm not going
to beating on the bush.
402
00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:33,644
I... I love you!
403
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,479
Good deal!
404
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,481
Me, too!
405
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:44,388
Vic?
406
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,890
No, it is me.
407
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,892
Wow, latka!
408
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,696
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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