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Hey, Bob. Hey, ton.
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How you doing?
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Hey, I saw the greatest
hockey game of all time.
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Yeah?
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Last night... thank you.
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It was between the
islanders and the flyers.
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They scored 13
goals in the game,
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and there must have been
200 minutes of penalties.
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Oh... fight. Man, was it rough.
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Unbelievable. Wow.
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Phooey.
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I think latka's got a
different angle on that, Tony.
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In fact, here he comes now.
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Tony, did you ever think why
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I don't go to the
hockey games with you?
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'Cause I don't invite
you, latka?
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Not even close.
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Is because the hockey players
in your country are cupcakes.
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What are you...?
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What are you talking
about, latka?
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The hockey players
in this country
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are the toughest in the world.
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No, they are cupcakes.
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They have to wear the helmets
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and the mask and the padding.
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In my country,
they wear nothing.
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Oh. You mean, no padding?
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I mean no clothes.
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Well, I guess that allows
them to skate faster.
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No skates.
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No skates?
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What do they do,
slide around the ice?
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No ice. Gravel.
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Latka, why don't you get lost
with this stupid stuff, huh?
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Is true.
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Is stupid.
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You call my-my stupid
stuff is stupid stuff?
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Yeah. I think is not.
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I think your stupid stuff
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is stupid stuff, and you calling
my stuff is not stupid stuff.
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Why don't you shut
up, huh, latka?
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Why don't you shut up?
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Latka, you shut up,
or I'm gonna knock you out.
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How's that?
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No!
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Because you cannot knock me out.
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Because, if you do,
nobody is going to like you,
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because I am weak
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and defenseless and-and cute.
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Well, then, shut up!
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Shut up. Shut up!
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Shut up.
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Shut up!
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Shut up.
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See? I am winning this argument.
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I'll tell you what we do, latka.
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Let's cut the cards, all right?
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Low card shuts up
for a whole hour.
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How about a whole day?
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How about a whole week?
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How about seven days?
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You got it.
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Okay, low card
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shuts up for a whole seven days.
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Okay.
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I got a queen.
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Well, okay.
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I got a...
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Oh.
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Boy, is it gonna be great
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not hearing from
this guy for a week.
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Ha. 'Cause I get
kind of tired of him.
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I'll tell you the truth.
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Hey, Jim, how you doing?
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Uh, i-I'll get back to you on
that, Bobby.
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Can I talk to you for a
minute in private, Alex?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, Jim.
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Excuse us.
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Uh, I've got terrible news for
you, Alex.
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What is it, Jim? What is it?
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You're going to die.
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We're all going to die, Jim.
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Well, yeah, yeah, but, uh,
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not on Thursday, we're not.
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Well, what the hell
are you talking about?
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I-i-i-i...
I had a dream about you, Alex.
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A terrible, terrible dream.
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Oh, a dream!
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Hey, come on. A dream...
What's the big deal, Jim?
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Alex, please listen to me.
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I have dreams...
Dreams that come true.
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You mean you're psychic?
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Yeah, yeah, I... I'm psychic.
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I didn't tell you
guys about it before
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because I didn't
want you to think
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I was offbeat or something.
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So what was your
dream about Alex?
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Well, it-it... it was horrible.
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It's gonna happen to you
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Thursday night at
your apartment.
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You'll be with a friend.
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I couldn't make out who.
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You'll drink a glass
of water very quickly.
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Somebody is going to
mistake you for a girl.
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You'll do the cancan
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in a green shirt,
wearing a catcher's mask.
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And then comes the crazy part.
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Oh?
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There'll be a knock at the door.
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You'll go to the door.
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You'll open it...
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And what?
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What? What? What? What happens?
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That's the end.
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The end of the dream,
or the end of me?
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Both.
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Jim, hey.
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Oh, Jim, it's okay. It's okay.
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And you know what
the worst part is?
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The worst part is
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that between now and the end,
you're going to be at Mario's,
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and a beautiful, sexy blonde is
going to fall into your arms.
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You'll be dating each
other right up to the end.
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All this is going to happen
in the next three days?
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Hey, hey, hey, Jim, Jim,
don't worry about it.
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I tell you, Alex, I'm psychic.
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Well, you might be
psychic, but remember,
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you know,
psychics aren't always right.
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Uh... that's right.
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So why don't you cheer up?
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Yeah.
Hey, Jim, I'll tell you what.
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I'll take you to Mario's,
and I'll buy you a beer, huh?
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Uh, it's gonna take more
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than a beer to do
away with this.
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Ah.
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This is a job for a
couple of six-packs.
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Oh.
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You got it.
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We can shoot for that.
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You got it.
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After you, my lady.
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Reiger, I got to talk to you.
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What?
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I advise you not to
take this lightly.
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What do you mean?
That thing about that dream?
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Now, come on, Louie.
Now, listen to me, reiger.
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You don't understand
this like I do
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because you don't have religion.
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Now let me explain it to you.
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You heard of god, right?
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Rings a bell.
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Well, god gave every human
being a special gift.
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To you, he gave smarts.
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Banta's got muscle.
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Nardo's got knobs.
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Wheeler's got hair.
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And you know what he gave me?
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It's not immediately
apparent, Louie.
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God gave me the power to spot
what everybody else has got.
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Oh.
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All right.
When you first look at ignatowski,
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you figure this guy must
have caught god on a bad day.
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But let me tell you something.
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Ignatowski is different from us.
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The way that man's mind works,
I believe he can see the future.
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He scares the hell out of me.
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Oh, come on, Louie.
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All right,
if you won't listen to reason,
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can I at least give
you a little blessing
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to protect you from
his evil dreams?
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All right.
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Thanks, Louie.
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I can't believe it.
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Louie is taking Jim's
dream seriously.
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Hey.
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Don't knock it, Alex.
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This is the place where the
beautiful, sexy blonde
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is supposed to fall
into your arms.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, well, so far,
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the only sexy blonde
in here is me.
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Latka.
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Hello. Well, hi, latka.
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Hello, latka.
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Hello, latka.
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What, latka?
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That's it! Tony!
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Oh, come on!
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Okay?
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Howdy.
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Oh. Hi, Jim.
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How are you doing, pal?
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Uh, fine, just fine, Jim.
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You know,
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when people are gone,
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you always wish you
treated them better.
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I'm not going to
wish that with you.
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Alex, I'm gonna treat
you to dinner tonight.
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Huh? Steak
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with all the trimmings
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and a bottle of
Mario's best wine.
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No, no, no,
you don't have to do that, Jim.
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No, I want to. Yeah...
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I saved up enough money
after quitting drugs.
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And I want to spend
it all on you.
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Jim, that's a dollar, 35.
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I quit drugs for a dollar, 35?
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What was I thinking of?
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No, no, no, no.
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Jim,
you also quit for your health
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and your state of mind.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That's all right, Jim.
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You don't have to buy me dinner.
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Besides, I already ate.
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Why don't you get us
another pitcher of beer?
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Yeah, good idea.
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Okeydoke. All right?
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Good.
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You know,
I don't know about the rest of you,
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but Jim's giving me the chills.
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What, more so than usual?
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Oh, I don't know about
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this dream stuff
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with the catcher's
mask and the blonde.
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I mean, it's crazy,
but with Jim, who knows?
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Maybe this guy can
see into the future.
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He definitely can't see
anything in the present.
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Hey, you know some...
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I just remembered something.
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You know, once Jim refused
to take out a certain cab,
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and the guy that took it
out got into an accident.
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I heard about that.
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That was Ernie lotes, and he got
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into a little Fender
bender on 38th street.
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It doesn't mean a thing.
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Yeah, yeah, but,
Alex, who knows?
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If Jim had taken out the cab,
it might have been a lot worse.
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You know something?
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I just thought of
something myself.
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Last winter, I was very worried
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about Jason's grades,
right, in school?
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And-and Jim told me not to worry
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because the next
day on his test,
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he was going to get an 86.
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And he got an 86.
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No, no, no, I'm wrong.
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He said he was
going to get an 87.
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And he got an 87.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey,
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I just remembered
something, too!
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He told me...
listen, can we just drop this right now?
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This conversation is going
nowhere, you know that?
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Superstitions are idiotic.
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We're just talking.
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Yeah, but it's silly,
and I don't want
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to be silly tonight, all right?
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What are you coming
down on us for?
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I don't know, can we...
can we change the subject please?
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Okay. Thank you.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Well, so I got a little
bit of beer on your suit.
264
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,989
Not such a great suit, anyway.
265
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:41,158
Better than anything
you're wearing... jerk.
266
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,161
Who are you calling a
jerk, you...
267
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,164
You heard me,
i'm calling you a jerk.
268
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,677
I'm terribly sorry.
269
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,147
That's okay,
we were expecting you.
270
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,635
Ah, he wants us to...
271
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,943
Testing.
272
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:37,882
Abby-dabby, icky-bicky,
Abby-dabby, icky-bicky.
273
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,283
Hello?
274
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,352
Elaine?
275
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,752
Oh, hi, latka.
276
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,688
My, you're looking lovely today.
277
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,023
You're welcome. Oh.
278
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,059
Thank you.
279
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,727
Hello, Bobby.
280
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,962
Hi, latka.
281
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,997
How is your career coming along?
282
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,666
Well fine,
as a matter of fact...
283
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,401
Sorry to hear that, Bobby.
284
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,539
Hello, Alex.
285
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,676
It's good to see you
today, Alex.
286
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,678
Tony?
287
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,714
Tony?
288
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,251
Tony?
289
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,319
What?
290
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,192
Latka, will you...
291
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,501
Latka, I'm telling you, take...
292
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,333
Hi.
293
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,368
Hey, Louie, check me
out, I want to get home.
294
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,871
You know what day this
is, reiger?
295
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,572
What is this, a pop quiz?
296
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,443
Alex... what are you gonna do?
297
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,688
What do you mean,
what am I gonna do?
298
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,312
We're worried about you, Alex.
299
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,814
You met that girl at Mario's,
just like Jim predicted,
300
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,816
and you've been
seeing her every day,
301
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,218
just like Jim predicted.
302
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,552
And today's Thursday.
303
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,055
Just like Jim predicted.
304
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,757
Well what do you
expect me to do?
305
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,093
Change my life just because
of that stupid dream?
306
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,694
Do you expect me to drop Peggy,
307
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,129
who I happen to like very much,
308
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:01,632
just because she fits in with
this, uh, thing?
309
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,300
Alex, don't you think
it's a good idea
310
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,069
just to get out
of town for a day?
311
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,105
Yeah,
you've got nothing to lose.
312
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,906
Elaine, you of all people,
313
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,841
you seriously expect me
to believe this stuff?
314
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,744
I'm saying to have an
open mind about it.
315
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,122
Aw, please, will you?
Come on, Alex,
316
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,758
it's not gonna hurt you
not to be home tonight.
317
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,081
I'm not saying go to Peru,
318
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,750
but don't rule Peru out.
319
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,451
Will you stop this?
320
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,686
There's no way in the world
321
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,232
you're gonna get me
to be afraid of this.
322
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,789
I happen to be a
realistic person.
323
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,792
I always have been,
and I always will be.
324
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,293
Nobody's trying to scare you.
325
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,762
Another one.
326
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,596
We're just trying to say,
327
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,932
that as sure as there's
a god in heaven,
328
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,835
you're going belly
up at 7:00 tonight.
329
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,870
Unless you're not
in your apartment.
330
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,706
Look, just let me say this.
331
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,209
I don't believe in
any of this stuff.
332
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,278
But as a matter of fact,
333
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,978
I'm not gonna be at
my apartment at 7:00,
334
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,648
because I'm going out on a
date with a wonderful woman.
335
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:51,749
See?
336
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,084
Now is anybody, uh,
337
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,913
foolish enough to be
relieved by any of that?
338
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,590
All right, that's good planning.
339
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,792
I didn't plan that.
340
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,873
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm a little late. Good-bye.
341
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,295
Good-bye, Alex.
342
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,180
Cabbie cooties.
343
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:28,185
Sunshine cab.
344
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,187
He just walked out the door.
345
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,190
Can I take a message?
346
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,193
Oh, you're the dame
347
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,196
that reiger's gonna date
tonight, huh?
348
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,198
No!
349
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,700
No, no, no, no,
you can't do that.
350
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,702
No, you gotta go out with him.
351
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,705
What reason could you have
for breaking a date with him?
352
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,111
You got a 104 degree temperature
and projectile vomiting?
353
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,949
He's had worse dates.
354
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,219
All right, all right.
355
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:05,222
I'll save the man myself.
356
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,392
Reiger!
357
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:29,847
Yeah.
358
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,716
Yeah, hold on.
359
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:33,818
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
360
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,131
Come on, reiger,
we gotta get out of here.
361
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,298
What are you talking about?
Come on.
362
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,588
Peggy called,
363
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,590
she can't go out and
you can't stay here.
364
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,225
Come on,
we'll go down to 42nd street,
365
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,605
look at weirdos and
have a cheeseburger.
366
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,995
No, wait a minute.
367
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,229
Wait, wait a minute.
368
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,064
Why can't she make it?
Forget it, forget it,
369
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,333
being dumped on by a dame is
the least of your problems.
370
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,879
You've got the grim
reaper to worry about.
371
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,981
We'll go to a movie. Louie,
372
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,504
will you stop this? Come on.
373
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,872
I'm not gonna go anywhere.
374
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,075
Reiger, the dream's coming true.
375
00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,410
You're here in your apartment,
it's Thursday night,
376
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,412
it's almost 7:00.
377
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,081
All right, look.
378
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,415
All right.
379
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,252
I admit your life is nothing
to jump up and down about.
380
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,255
But it must mean
something to you.
381
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,890
Oh, and you think all
those other things
382
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,025
have come true, huh?
383
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,504
Like drinking a glass
of water quickly,
384
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,927
being mistaken for a girl?
385
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,929
Dancing the cancan
in a green shirt
386
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,430
and a catcher's mask.
387
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,600
Oh, and at 7:00,
precisely at 7:00,
388
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,102
there's a knock at the door,
and who's on the other side?
389
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,170
Death is on...
390
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,872
Death...
391
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,039
Excuse me.
392
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:36,180
That's the silliest
thing I ever heard.
393
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,714
Aha!
394
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,651
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
395
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,252
Ah-ho-ho-ho!
396
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,087
Reiger!
397
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,456
Reiger, what do you say now?
398
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,324
Look what time it is.
Let's get the hell
399
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,026
out of here! Boy, come on!
400
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,561
I'm not leaving here.
Come! Come!
401
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,195
Out! Get out!
402
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,264
I'm staying here tonight.
I'm staying right here.
403
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,168
I have no intention of going...
404
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,706
Hello?
405
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,873
No, this is not Mary.
406
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,342
Do I sound like a Mary?
407
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,510
You have the wrong number.
408
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,745
Louie, why don't you just...
409
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,849
Mary?
410
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,149
It's happening!
411
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,917
It's happening!
412
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:14,986
It's happening!
413
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,387
Come on, out!
414
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,188
Out of here. Louie...
415
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,523
No, no, no, no.
416
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,058
No, no, Louie, no, Louie.
417
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,059
Get out! No!
418
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,528
I am not gonna leave
this apartment.
419
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,862
If I walk through that door,
420
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,864
I am violating
everything I believe in.
421
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,766
I'm giving up the
control of my own life.
422
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,568
The hell with that.
423
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,302
I'm gonna live my future.
424
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,737
I'm not gonna be afraid of it.
425
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,741
Reiger, will you cut
the Joan of arc stuff?
426
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,743
And don't tempt fate?
427
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,077
Tempt fate, Louie?
428
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,812
No, I'm not gonna tempt fate.
429
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,414
I'm gonna bait fate.
430
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,715
No, no, green! Yeah.
431
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,717
Rigger, no green!
432
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,185
No. No, no, reiger.
433
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,687
Yeah! Reiger!
434
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,121
Don't do this, reiger.
435
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,390
Louie, if I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die as I lived.
436
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,793
Dancing the cancan in a green
shirt and a catcher's mask.
437
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,594
No, no, no,
don't lift those feet.
438
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:58,895
Don't, reiger!
439
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,897
Reiger, don't do this.
440
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,600
No, reiger!
441
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,034
It's coming true!
442
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:08,439
The dream...
443
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,801
Louie... I didn't die.
444
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,981
Ignatowski's a boob.
445
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,019
That was a nice cancan.
446
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,021
Thank you.
447
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,827
Now listen, Louie,
repeat after me.
448
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:06,963
Superstitions are...
449
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,966
Now you did it!
450
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,968
I almost apologized!
451
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,705
Don't you dare!
452
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,073
Don't go near that door!
453
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,608
Reiger,
stay away from that door!
454
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,176
Louie, I have to see what's on
455
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,789
the other side of that door. No!
Death is on the other side
456
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,712
of this door.
I don't care, I want to see it!
457
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,612
No!
458
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:23,725
Louie, get away from the door.
No!
459
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:24,760
Get away from the door, Lou! No!
460
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,784
No, no, reiger.
461
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,117
No, no, reiger!
462
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,353
No! No!
Louie, get away from the door!
463
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,710
Reiger, did you see it?
464
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:53,977
It was hideous!
465
00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,918
Louie, it was a little
girl selling sugar cookies.
466
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,925
My favorite.
467
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,296
Here.
468
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,999
Thanks for coming by, Lou.
469
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,706
One for me and three for
you, huh?
470
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:27,378
Look, reiger...
471
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,815
I got to make a confession.
472
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,252
I was pretty scared there.
473
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:42,159
But you... you got guts.
474
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,294
You're a rock, reiger.
475
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,296
Good night, Lou.
476
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,397
So long.
477
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,080
Oh my god, a ghost.
478
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,683
Jim, it's me.
479
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:09,152
A talking ghost.
480
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,155
Jim, I'm not a ghost.
481
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,157
I didn't die.
482
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,493
You may be a psychic,
but you missed on this one.
483
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,427
A reasonable ghost.
484
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,362
Hey Jeff, give me a cab.
485
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,231
A working ghost.
486
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,399
Bye, Jim.
487
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,467
Have a nice day.
488
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,969
A courteous ghost!
489
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,506
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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