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You know, Bobby,
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I been thinking about something.
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Yeah?
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Look at me...
I get up every morning,
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I eat breakfast,
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I get dressed, I go to the gym
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and I come to work.
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I go home, I watch
TV, and I go to sleep.
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Next day, I wake up,
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I start the whole
thing all over again.
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Yeah, I think about my life
that way sometimes too, Tony.
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It's depressing, isn't it?
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Depressing?!
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I was thinking I had it made.
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Hey, good evening, everybody.
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Hey, Alex. Yo, Alex.
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Hey,
Louie got our cabs ready yet?
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No. Not yet.
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Hey, rieger,
how's your daughter?
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My daughter?
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I don't know,
I guess she's fine.
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Haven't heard from
her for awhile.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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How come you're asking me
a normal human question?
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I don't know.
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I just thought I'd try it.
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Oh.
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You can ask me a
normal human question
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once in a while too, you know.
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It's a two-way street.
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All right.
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You still have that
cockroach problem, Louie?
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- Yeah.
- Hm.
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Thanks for asking.
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There! Would you believe that?
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There's one of the
little buggers now.
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Don't fight back.
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Looked like you, iggy.
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Thanks, boss.
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Now, back to your daughter.
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How old was she
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when your wife
pulled out with her?
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Hey, Louie, I wouldn't
discuss the weather with you.
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What makes you think
I would discuss
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the personal facts of my life?
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Listen, go easy on me here.
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Would you just get away from me?
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I'm trying to do this gentle.
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I know something that
would break your heart.
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Oh, yeah? What do you know?
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All right,
let's proceed my way and...
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No, no,
just tell me what you know.
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Just tell me what you know.
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Let's do it my way.
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My way or no way.
You just tell me...
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My way or no way!
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All right, your way.
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All right.
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Your daughter...
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What are you listening
to, banta?
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I could be here if I want
to, Louie.
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No, you can't.
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This is America, Louie.
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No, it isn't!
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It isn't?
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No!
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This garage is Louie land.
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You want to go to America?
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Go outside.
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I'll be over here if you need
me, Alex.
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Yeah, so?
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So how old was your daughter
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when your wife pulled out?
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All right, she was two.
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Two.
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Hey, what are you getting at?
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Alex, he doesn't know anything.
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What are you letting
him do this to you for?
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No, no, no,
I think he knows something.
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His eyes are bulging
like a frog's in heat.
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Rieger,
you're smart to notice this.
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Stick around, nardo.
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He's going to need
your ample bosom
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to cry on in a second.
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Rieger...
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Your daughter's gettin' married
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and the wedding is
here in New York City,
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and she didn't
even invite the man
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whose glands gave her birth.
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Take care of him, honey.
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Wait a minute.
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How do you know that?
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Here.
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Read it for yourself.
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Right under the roach.
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All right.
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Her boyfriend's father
is a un ambassador.
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I see it.
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You raise a kid,
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you give them two of the
best years of your life,
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and they wind up forgetting you.
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That's why I hate kids.
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It's like ma always said:
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"You're better off
raising tomatoes.
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You can eat 'em."
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All right, all right,
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come on, come on,
leave him alone.
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He'll work it out somehow.
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Come on!
Let's get some cabs on the road.
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Banta? Nardo, nardo!
Wheeler! Come on.
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Rieger,
you snapped out of it yet?
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Come on, it's not like it's money.
Come on.
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Louie, will you knock it off?
Huh?
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Give the guy some room.
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You okay, Alex?
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All right, will you stop making
such a big deal about this, huh?
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Go on, go to work. Go to work.
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Will you go to work?
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Come on, no kidding.
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You heard the man.
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Look, I... she lives in Brazil.
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I saw her that one time
in the past few years.
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All right, so she doesn't want
me at the wedding. Big deal.
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Oh, now,
don't assume she doesn't want you.
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I mean, it could've been
some foul-up in the mail.
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Oh, please, Elaine.
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Rio de Janeiro to here...
Do you know how far that is?
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Six thousand...
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Eight hundred and
forty-two miles.
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Well...
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Do you know what kind of
mail system they must have?
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The Brazilian mail system
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is government-run
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with an annual budget
of 27,485,000 pesetas.
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How do you know these things?
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You mean I'm right?
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I wasn't even sure if
pesetas was the right money.
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Look, before you get upset,
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why don't you just get on
the phone and call her?
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Call her?! Yeah.
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Call Brazil?! Yeah!
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You know how much it
costs to call Brazil?
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You just went to the
well once too often.
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Alex, please call her. Call her.
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No... look, all right.
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All right, all right, all right.
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You're probably right.
You're probably right.
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I'll call her tonight.
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No, no, no! Not tonight!
Call her right now.
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What are you talking about? I...
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Call her, Alex. Go ahead.
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Go on.
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All right, I'll call her now.
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Good.
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It's in this paper, too.
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"After honeymooning
in the orient,
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"the newlyweds will return home
to their estate in majorca...
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A gift to them from
the bride's father."
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Wow! Nice present, Alex.
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Tony, I think they meant
Cathy's other father.
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Hello. Hello.
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Can I speak to Cathy
consuelos, please?
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Well, then,
can I speak to her mother?
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No, no, no,
please don't put me on hold.
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Look,
I'm calling from New York City
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on a middle-class income.
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I-I-I assume you're Mrs.
Consuelos' secretary?
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Right, good.
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Listen, I'm Alex rieger.
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I'm Cathy's natural father
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and I haven't received my...
my invitations yet.
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All right, all right, all
right, check, check, check...
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Go ahead...
but please check fast, will you?
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Check, check, check, check...
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Yes, hello, yes.
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What... right.
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The natural father speaking
here, yes.
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What?!
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Who said I shouldn't
be invited?!
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Now, you just listen to me!
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You tell the mother
of that bride...
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I am not yelling.
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I am not yelling!
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You just tell Mrs. Consuelos...
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I am not! I am not!
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You tell Mrs. Consuelos
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that she better have
those invitations there
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because I'm showing up!
You hear me?
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I think you're absolutely right
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in demanding to
go to the wedding.
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And if you're gonna take
somebody, it better be me.
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You?! Why?
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Because you need me
and I want to be there.
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Reel her in, rieger.
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She's bitten the hook.
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Reel her in!
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Oh, come on, Louie.
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Reel her in, rieger!
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Reel her in, rieger!
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Alex rieger and guest.
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Ah, yes, I'm sorry, sir,
but your name isn't on the list.
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How do you know so fast?
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Because it's on the list
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that tells me you're
not on the list.
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Now wait a minute.
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Do you know that my glands
gave birth to the bride here?!
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Alex... Hmm?
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Just stop it. What do you want?
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Now, the important thing
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is we get in to see your
daughter, right?
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We're not even invited!
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Let me handle it, okay?
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Okay.
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Excuse me.
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Do you have a light?
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You don't have a cigarette.
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We don't need a cigarette.
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Should I light it?
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Of course.
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Listen, miss...
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I will personally
be grateful to you
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if you would just
look the other way
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for the next few minutes.
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Elaine, Elaine,
I don't like this.
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My older brother
here doesn't like it
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when I have that...
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Instant chemical thing
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with a total stranger.
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I figure it's a
million-to-one shot
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I'll ever see you again,
but I'm going to take it.
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Go ahead.
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You are magic.
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Oh, uh, can we have a couple of
glasses of champagne, please?
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Yes.
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Or does she have to flirt with
you, too?
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Let me just... Thank you.
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Alex, stop being a pain
and enjoy yourself.
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You are obviously with a
wildly attractive woman.
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Yeah...
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I can't figure it out, I mean,
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I don't know why Phyllis
is doing this to me.
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I mean, it's not like her.
There's something up here.
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I mean,
not barring me from the wedding.
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Not avoiding me.
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She lives for confrontations.
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Yeah, I think it's terrible,
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and you know,
maybe we should talk about it,
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but you have always
been so touchy
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about that ex-wife subject.
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She'll get around to you later.
Don't worry about it.
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You have always been so touchy
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about the ex-wife thing that
I just naturally assumed
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your marriage broke up
for the obvious reasons.
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What do you mean:
Obvious reasons?
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Well, that you were a heel
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who couldn't commit
to a wife or child.
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Humph!
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No, Elaine,
she walked out on me.
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Some nonsense about
being a failure.
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Of course, that was before
they accepted my application
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at the cab academy.
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Oh, my god.
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What's wrong?
264
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,434
I think I just saw my ex-wife.
265
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,200
That's Phyllis?
266
00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:48,100
Yes, I think so.
267
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:49,834
It looks like she put on
268
00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:51,009
a couple of extra
pounds here and there...
269
00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:53,334
And everywhere.
270
00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:54,467
Mmm...
271
00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:56,200
Alex!
272
00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:57,501
Hmm?
273
00:11:57,534 --> 00:11:58,767
Oh, look who's... oh!
274
00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,767
Look at this!
275
00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:02,501
I finally found you! Beautiful!
276
00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:04,968
You are gorgeous!
277
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,701
Finally, a real welcome.
278
00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:08,777
What do you mean?
I have been looking all over for you.
279
00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:10,868
I was afraid you didn't make it.
280
00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:12,234
Are you kidding?
281
00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:15,367
A team of wild ex-wives
couldn't keep me away.
282
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,133
You look... oh, excuse me.
This is Elaine.
283
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,133
Nardo.
284
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,133
Nardo.
285
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:22,734
Oh, gosh,
it's such a pleasure to meet you.
286
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,234
You look so beautiful.
287
00:12:24,267 --> 00:12:25,934
And without makeup.
288
00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:27,343
I couldn't tell from
where we were sitting,
289
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,310
oh, where were you sitting?
But the detail on the dress...
290
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:32,701
Oh, uh, well, we had good
seats, they were just...
291
00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:34,100
Way back. High.
292
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,200
But fine. But fine.
293
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:36,376
You were supposed to be seated
294
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,300
on the aisle in the third row.
295
00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:41,000
And I wanted you to be in
the reception line with us.
296
00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,710
Didn't you get the note
with my invitation?
297
00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,467
No, no, I'm afraid I didn't. No.
298
00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:47,234
Oh, I don't understand how a
mistake like this could happen.
299
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,634
Well, what's the difference?
300
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,634
Here... waiter?
301
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:50,634
Come on.
302
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,634
Huh?
303
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,968
I want you to meet somebody.
304
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000
Well, who?
305
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,434
Oh, my god.
306
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,601
I would like you to meet
307
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:06,267
my father... Carlo consuelos.
308
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,300
Father, this is my
father, Alex rieger.
309
00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:11,100
It's a pleasure
meeting you at last.
310
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,367
The pleasure is mine.
311
00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:15,376
Hey, it's nice of you to say
that, you know that?
312
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,667
He's a nice guy, isn't he?
313
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:20,200
Mother,
what are you doing down there?
314
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:24,667
Oh, I was just pulling up his
socks, dear.
315
00:13:24,701 --> 00:13:27,100
I'll introduce myself later.
316
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:31,667
Well... look.
317
00:13:31,701 --> 00:13:33,300
If it isn't Alex.
318
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,634
Hello, Phyllis.
319
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:37,133
Mother, Alex was seated
way up in the balcony.
320
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,267
Hey, what's the difference?
We were there, right?
321
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,410
No,
it makes a lot of difference.
322
00:13:40,434 --> 00:13:41,400
I don't understand how
323
00:13:41,434 --> 00:13:42,834
a mistake like
this could be made,
324
00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:43,868
do you, mother?
325
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,434
Darling, why don't you go
326
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,910
take your place in
the reception line.
327
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,834
There are people who are
just hugging and crying
328
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:54,000
over another little
girl in a white dress.
329
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,267
Go, go. Go, go.
330
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,601
See you later. That's good.
331
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,701
Well... Alex...
332
00:14:00,734 --> 00:14:03,667
18 years, and at last,
333
00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:06,234
a terribly uncomfortable moment.
334
00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:07,567
What's wrong with you?
335
00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:09,734
How come I wasn't
invited to the wedding?!
336
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:12,100
Alex, can't we just chat first?
337
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,801
I mean,
we have so much to talk about.
338
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,567
I mean, your life has
changed dramatically
339
00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:18,968
since I knew you.
340
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,467
I hear they have those
electronic meters now.
341
00:14:23,434 --> 00:14:25,100
Hello. I'm Elaine nardo.
342
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,243
This is a beautiful wedding.
343
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:27,734
You must be so happy.
344
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,868
I'm sorry,
did you say something?
345
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:33,033
Yes,
I said that I'm Elaine nardo.
346
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:33,968
Yes?
347
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,133
And this is a beautiful wedding.
348
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,100
Did you say you were with him?
349
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:44,033
Uh, no, actually, I didn't,
but, yes, I am with Alex.
350
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,267
Oh.
351
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,634
He and I work together
at the garage.
352
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:54,234
Oh,
you mean you're a cab driver?
353
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:56,400
Yes, well,
I also work in an art gallery,
354
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:58,400
but, yes, I am a cab driver.
355
00:14:58,434 --> 00:14:59,801
Oh, of course.
356
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,267
There must be
female cab drivers.
357
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:06,033
I mean, where else would all the
little cab drivers come from?
358
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:13,334
It wasn't your fault.
359
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,868
How come I wasn't invited?
360
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:19,067
I didn't want you there.
361
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,601
Oh.
362
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:25,410
All right, look,
I don't want to hold the line any longer.
363
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:27,534
I'll just, uh...
364
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,176
I'll just say
congratulations and good luck
365
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,667
and, uh, remember,
you haven't lost a daughter,
366
00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,133
you've gained a ton.
367
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:39,000
Phyllis, I was just...
I was just joking.
368
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,000
Hello. Hello.
369
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:41,510
I was just joking.
It was just a joke.
370
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:43,033
Hi. How are you?
371
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,067
Phyll!
372
00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,467
Phyll... eh...
373
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:52,601
Alex, huh?
374
00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:53,801
What happened with mother?
375
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,567
Nothing. Nothing.
We just had a chat.
376
00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:57,067
Alex, she's acting real strange
377
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,067
and I think I figured out why.
378
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,968
You know,
she's gained a few pounds,
379
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,400
and she's so vain about it.
380
00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:03,400
Oh, yeah.
381
00:16:03,434 --> 00:16:05,534
I think she was afraid
of what you might say
382
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:06,834
if you saw her like this.
383
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:08,667
Oh...
384
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,467
Oh, but that's crazy.
385
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,868
You wouldn't say anything
about her weight, would you?
386
00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:15,934
No, no, no... I wouldn't. No.
387
00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:26,567
Why do I feel terrible?
388
00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,109
I was shut out of my
daughter's wedding,
389
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,701
shut out of the reception;
390
00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:31,033
My profession has been ridiculed
391
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:33,434
to an extent approaching...
truth,
392
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,868
so why do I feel guilty?
393
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:37,300
Because you hurt a
woman you once loved
394
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:38,877
on the most important
night of her life?
395
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:41,000
No, that's not it.
396
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,067
Because your daughter will
sense her mother's hurt
397
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,100
and it'll spoil the one evening
398
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,701
that's supposed to be perfect.
399
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:49,901
That's the one.
400
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,000
Think I better go over there.
401
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:54,276
That's a very strange thing
you have a talent for, Elaine,
402
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,501
you know that?
403
00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:01,501
Excuse me, uh,
may I cut in, please?
404
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:02,534
Don't let him.
405
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:06,968
May-may I cut in, please?
406
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,567
He looks like a bad dancer.
407
00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:12,534
Phyllis,
we have something to talk about.
408
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:14,200
Of course, Mr. Rieger.
409
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,300
You two should talk.
410
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,534
Thank you.
411
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,601
A fine gentleman.
412
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:20,434
Come on, Phyllis, let's dance.
413
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:21,434
No... no...
414
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,434
Come on, Phyllis, let's dance.
415
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,434
No!
416
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:24,501
Everybody's watching.
417
00:17:24,534 --> 00:17:26,043
Just dance with me, please.
Just dance with me.
418
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,267
This goes here.
419
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,667
Now, come on.
420
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,367
Aha! You've been sneaking out
421
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,634
and taking dancing
lessons, haven't you?
422
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,767
What is the point of this?
423
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,310
I was afraid I may have
hurt your feelings.
424
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:41,868
You wish you could
hurt my feelings.
425
00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:42,868
Look, if I hurt your feelings...
426
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:43,868
You didn't hurt my feelings.
427
00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:44,801
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
428
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:45,844
You're not sorry you
hurt my feelings.
429
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:46,801
Then I did hurt your feelings.
430
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,100
Did I hurt your feelings?
431
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,100
Yes, you hurt my feelings.
You have no feelings.
432
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,834
Am I crazy, or was that fun?
433
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:52,343
No, it's not fun.
None of this is fun.
434
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,834
Leave me the hell alone.
435
00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:56,234
Phyllis, come on,
we're acting crazy.
436
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,267
We were once married.
437
00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,701
Look, I just want to talk to you
438
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:02,033
for five minutes alone in that
room, okay?
439
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,300
Come on.
440
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,501
You get your hands off me
441
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:08,100
or I'll charge you
for half this wedding.
442
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,601
No.
443
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,734
Okay.
444
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:35,868
Um...
445
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:39,033
Gee,
just like our old apartment.
446
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,601
What a nice touch.
447
00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:44,701
Did you plan this this way?
448
00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:48,200
Phyllis, look, I made some
remarks about your appearance
449
00:18:48,234 --> 00:18:49,901
and I didn't mean them.
450
00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:54,801
I mean, look, it was...
I was just angry
451
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,968
because you didn't
invite me to the wedding.
452
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:57,934
But you really look terrific
453
00:18:57,968 --> 00:19:00,133
and I'm glad we saw
each other again.
454
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:06,934
You took me all the way in here
455
00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:10,501
to do what you had to do as
badly as you just did it?
456
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:13,133
I mean, I have kleenex
457
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,701
in my purse getting
ready for this moment.
458
00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:18,334
What was that you said?
459
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,767
"I was mad,
and I didn't mean it"?
460
00:19:20,801 --> 00:19:22,443
That's the truth.
What do you want me to say?
461
00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:25,200
No, it was fine what you said.
462
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,300
Are we finished? I can't tell.
463
00:19:30,934 --> 00:19:32,968
You would think
that after 18 years,
464
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,501
you could stop criticizing me.
465
00:19:34,534 --> 00:19:36,701
Wouldn't you?
466
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:41,701
After 18 years,
you wouldn't think
467
00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:44,033
that you could
still make me crazy.
468
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:47,133
Would you?
469
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,934
Come on, Phyllis. Come on.
470
00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:51,033
Okay, look, we come in here
471
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:53,267
and you tell me I look terrific?
472
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,267
I'm 18 years older.
473
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:58,000
I'm 30 pounds heavier.
474
00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:00,434
You know, I've let this
dress out three times.
475
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,567
It's a month old.
476
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,667
I mean, this is all recent.
477
00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:07,276
You know,
I was nervous before the wedding.
478
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,667
I started eating.
479
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:10,200
What were you nervous about?
480
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:11,868
Having gained 27 pounds
481
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:13,834
since we last saw each other.
482
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:20,243
You still have that great sense...
That great sense of humor.
483
00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:22,200
I hate being mimicked.
I hate it!
484
00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:25,901
You still do, huh?
485
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:26,968
Yes, I do, yes.
486
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,801
You mean the same old
things still annoy you?
487
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:30,834
Yes.
488
00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:35,634
Aw...
489
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,634
Whoa-whoa...!
490
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:41,100
You stop that, stop that, stop that.
Testing; Just testing.
491
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:42,300
Just testing.
492
00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:44,634
Yes, the same old things annoy
me, yes.
493
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:50,334
What were you just thinking?
494
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:51,334
Nah, no, nothing.
495
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,376
No, come on,
what were you thinking?
496
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,434
No, no, no.
497
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:54,477
I wasn't thinking about
the things that annoy me.
498
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:55,767
I was thinking about, uh,
499
00:20:55,801 --> 00:21:01,400
some of the nice things; Some of
the, ah, well...
500
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,300
Why, Alex... Eh?
501
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:05,434
What a dirty little
mind we have.
502
00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:07,868
No, no, no, no, no.
It wasn't dirty.
503
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,968
I was just thinking about some of
the, you know,
504
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,868
the things that, uh...
505
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:12,667
I know exactly what
you were thinking.
506
00:21:12,701 --> 00:21:13,710
Oh, yeah? What was I thinking?
507
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:14,777
Yeah, I know exactly.
All right, what?
508
00:21:14,801 --> 00:21:16,167
You were thinking...
509
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,434
I was not. No, I know.
510
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:21,534
I got it, I got it, okay?
511
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:22,534
Oh, yeah? What?
512
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:23,534
Come here. What?!
513
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:25,300
Come here. What?!
514
00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:31,467
Lucky guess. Hah.
515
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:33,300
You...
516
00:21:36,234 --> 00:21:37,734
But it's true, huh?
517
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:42,033
I mean... the physical
part of our relationship
518
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,334
was always pretty fair, huh?
519
00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:46,534
Good.
520
00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:47,701
Good?
521
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:49,968
Great! It was great!
522
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,334
Yeah, we always knew how
523
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,934
to push each other's
buttons, didn't we?
524
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,634
But now I don't know
525
00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:02,634
whether I can push
anybody's buttons anymore...
526
00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:05,267
Or anybody can push my buttons.
527
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:10,934
Or find my buttons anymore.
528
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:20,400
Well, listen,
if they ever get up a search party...
529
00:22:20,434 --> 00:22:23,067
Oh, Alex...
530
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,067
You are so sweet.
531
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,501
Oh, Phyllis,
532
00:22:29,534 --> 00:22:31,367
it's really great being able
533
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,510
to say good-bye this
way, you know?
534
00:22:32,534 --> 00:22:35,100
Oh, I know. I'm so glad.
535
00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:42,767
Phyllis, Phyllis...
536
00:22:42,801 --> 00:22:43,734
Phyllis, come on.
537
00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:44,968
Mm, mm...
538
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,868
No, Phyllis...
539
00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:50,133
Oh, Phyllis, no...
540
00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:53,200
Ooh, ow, ooh...
541
00:23:01,968 --> 00:23:03,400
Oh, and to think
542
00:23:03,434 --> 00:23:06,934
I didn't want you to
be at this wedding.
543
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:09,534
Mother! Alex!
544
00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:11,567
They said you came this way!
545
00:23:12,801 --> 00:23:15,634
I'm cutting the cake.
546
00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:16,634
Hi, kid.
547
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:17,634
Well...
548
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,501
This is the best gift
549
00:23:19,534 --> 00:23:21,367
I could've received...
550
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,133
Seeing you two together.
551
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,647
Yeah, well, five minutes later,
you would've had a better gift.
552
00:23:32,601 --> 00:23:36,367
You know what i'd
really like to see?
553
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,367
You two hugging each other.
554
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,334
Oh, come on, come
on, Cathy, please...
555
00:23:41,367 --> 00:23:42,501
Oh, come on, you can do it.
556
00:23:42,534 --> 00:23:44,000
Cathy... For me?
557
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,834
Come on.
558
00:23:48,868 --> 00:23:49,934
All right.
559
00:23:49,968 --> 00:23:50,968
For the kid.
560
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,400
Come on.
561
00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:04,767
Whoa, we're just being
crazy, you know?
562
00:24:06,767 --> 00:24:08,667
And thank you.
563
00:24:08,701 --> 00:24:11,000
You're welcome.
564
00:24:13,634 --> 00:24:15,701
Come on.
565
00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:18,434
Let's get back to the wedding.
566
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:19,534
Come on. Come on.
567
00:24:56,901 --> 00:24:58,467
Night, Mr. Walters.
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