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Last week on taxi:
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Yeah, you might say that, Louie.
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You know, the cabs,
they been falling apart lately,
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and Tony's brakes...
They just went out on him.
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I mean, every time we go out of
here, our lives are in danger,
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and we think it's about time
you do something about it.
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Go blow-dry your face.
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What are you...?
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Hey! Hey!
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Nardo's your new shop
steward, huh?
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Wise choice.
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And I also said that
we're on strike.
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Shut it down! Shut it down!
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Shut it down!
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Shut it down!
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One date to save cabbies' lives.
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You'd give in to all
of our demands...
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If I go on one date with you?
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You're taking advantage of
something that's really decent in me
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to satisfy some indecent
needs of your own.
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How does that make you feel?
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Horny as all get-out.
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Well, welcome back, boys.
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Don't get your hopes up, Louie.
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These negotiations fall through
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between you and Elaine,
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we're going right back
to the picket line.
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Oh, they're not going to fall
through, Wheeler. Uh-uh.
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By the way,
what concessions did you make?
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I'm not allowed to discuss that
until after the negotiations.
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Haven't you ever heard
of the taft-hartley act?
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Hey, I used to see them
on the ed Sullivan show.
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Taft was the goofy one, right?
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♪ That's why the lady
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♪ that's why the lady
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♪ that's why the lady
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♪ is a tramp, tramp,
tramp, tramp... ♪
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You know,
there's something weird here?
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Yesterday, we were
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at a total impasse.
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Today, everything's fine.
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Hey, Alex, listen.
Elaine says everything's going fine,
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and we just have to trust her.
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By the way,
where is Elaine tonight?
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She sad she was going to
take the night off to rest.
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Yeah. You know, I think the
pressure of being shop steward
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is finally getting to Elaine.
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Why do you say that?
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You know how, like,
when she gets nervous,
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she starts biting fingernails?
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Well, today,
she started in on mine.
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Hey, uh... guys.
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I need your opinion here on
which is the best aftershave.
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Oh, Louie.
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Okeydoke.
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The best-smelling.
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Jeesh!
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Rieger, I think your honker
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is most suited for this task.
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I mean, uh...
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I mean,
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you could smell these
things from home.
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Go on.
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That one seems ideal.
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My choice, too.
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"Cruel cavalier."
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Won't be a mosquito
near him all night.
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Boy, Elaine sure turned out
to be a good shop steward.
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I'm hoping she turns
out to be a great one.
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There's something
strange going on.
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What did you say Elaine
was doing tonight?
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I told you.
She was going to take a night off...
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Get her mind off work.
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Boy.
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I don't know why they put so
many pins in these new shirts.
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Takes you an hour
to get them off.
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Hey, Lou,
just what is it exactly
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you're getting
prepared for tonight?
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Oh, I got a little
social engagement.
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I don't even know why I'm
putting this shirt on.
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In a couple of hours,
it's going to be ripped from my body.
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Hey, if you guys will excuse me,
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I'm going to go over
to Elaine's apartment
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and see how she's doing.
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All right.
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Okay. Say hi.
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Hey, rieger.
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You got a clean
handkerchief on you?
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Thanks.
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Welcome back, rieger.
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Hey, Lou,
you missed one of the pins.
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Where? Here.
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Ow!
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Nice to be back, Lou.
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You're early,
and she doesn't live here,
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and I have a headache!
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Oh, god. It's true.
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Oh, Alex,
what are you doing here?
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Who were you expecting, Elaine?
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My date. Uh...
somebody you don't know.
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Oh? Tell me about him.
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Oh, well, uh, his name is Joe,
and he's a tall blond doctor,
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and he likes me very
much, and won't hurt me.
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Elaine, I know all about it.
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I just left Louie at the garage
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in mid-drool.
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I'm absolutely terrified
about this whole thing.
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I mean, it's the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Elaine,
you don't have to do this.
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The duties of a shop steward
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do not entail mixing
business with terror.
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It's not part of a
shop steward's duties
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to date Louie, you know.
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Stubby detmuller never did it.
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There was that one time
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when he went out dancing
with Louie on new year's Eve.
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I'm just trying to cheer you up.
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I don't need cheering up.
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I need tanking up.
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Hide me!
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Open the door
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and feast your eyes on a
150 pounds of hickey bait!
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Alex, if I ask you real nice,
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will you take this bottle
and beat me senseless?
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Elaine,
want me to talk to him...
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Tell him the whole thing's off?
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No. No, no. It can't be off.
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Oh...
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Oh, I got to go
through with this.
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I mean, it's the only way
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we're going to
settle the strike.
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Would you watch him
while I get ready?
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Please open the door!
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You don't know how long
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I've waited to feast my
eyes on your loveliness.
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What are you doing here, rieger?
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Elaine was called away.
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I'm the deputy shop steward,
and I'm taking over.
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Drinky-poo?
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Cut the jokes, rieger.
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Where's nardo?
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Ah! My little girl
is getting ready.
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Well,
this gives me an opportunity
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to get to know the
man she's dating.
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Sit down, young man.
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And tell me...
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What is it you do for a living?
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What are you talking
about, rieger?
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You know I'm a dispatcher.
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Oh, a dispatcher.
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I thought you were
much more than that.
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You seem like vermin.
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You're getting in the way
of my good time, rieger.
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Now,
why don't you take a powder?
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Ah, the impatience of youth.
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Tell me, young man,
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are your intentions
honorable here?
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My intentions, rieger,
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are to take a trip
around the moon.
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Now, where is she?
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Uh-uh-uh-uh.
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Just take it easy.
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Just take it easy.
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I'll see if she's ready.
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Elaine,
your young snake is here.
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What are you talking about,
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rieger?
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Nardo is going to have the time
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of her life tonight.
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I got this whole
evening programmed.
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There's not a man,
woman, or child
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that we're going to
bump into tonight
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who isn't on my payroll.
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I been out all morning
greasing palms.
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I'll bet.
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Come on out, my little vision!
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What the hell is this?
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Now, now.
The little lady's wise.
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There's a lot of flu
going around these days.
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You know how easy it is
to pick up a little bug.
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I found out.
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Nardo, you look like
nanook of the north.
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There was nothing
in our agreement
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about how I had to dress.
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Well, it's getting late.
I've got to go.
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I'll leave you two
kids to your fun.
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Uh, Louie,
don't you think it would be nice
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if Alex came with us?
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Now, now, now, Elaine,
come on, you gave your word.
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You got to go through with this.
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You got to go through with it.
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Elaine, please. Elaine.
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Now listen, Louie.
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Incidentally, all kidding aside,
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if you try anything
with Elaine...
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And I'll kill you.
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It will take the coroner a week
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to pry the grin off my face.
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Besides,
you'll have to catch me.
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I'll catch you.
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I'll just send the hounds out
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after the scent of
"cruel cavalier." Whoo!
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Now don't be afraid,
my little one.
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Are you ready to take
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your magic carpet ride with me?
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One last request?
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Could I call my children
at the baby-sitter's?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Call the tots.
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Tell them hi from uncle Lou.
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Hi, Mrs. Williams.
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Yes, I'd like to speak to my
children, please,
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uh, both of them,
so could you put
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their little ears
to the receiver?
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Hi, babies.
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I want you to remember that
no matter what happens...
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No matter what you
hear about tonight
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I want you to always
remember your mother
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the way she was the
last time you saw her...
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Young and fresh
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and happy.
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And I love you very much.
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Okay.
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Okay, good-bye.
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Good-bye.
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Good-bye.
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Good-bye.
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Good-bye. Good-bye.
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Nardo, I don't think
you're going into this
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with the right attitude.
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Let's just get this over with.
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Allow me.
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The ice is broken.
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Okay, come on.
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Sit right down there.
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May I get you one of
our exotic cocktails?
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Oh, yes, Fritz.
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I'd like two monsoons, please.
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Yes. Very good, Mr. De palma.
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You're going to love this drink.
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I kind of thought,
nardo, that we'd have
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a little trouble with the
conversation department,
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so I took the Liberty to
write up some notes here.
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I mean, you know,
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it's things that
you would say to me
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and my answers back to you.
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Here's your copy.
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You've written our
entire conversation?
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Well, not the whole thing,
but just to get us rolling here.
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You have the first line.
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"I guess you know I
have two children."
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"Ah, children."
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"Reminds me of the old phrase:"
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"'Better is a poor
and wise child
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than an old and foolish king.'"
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that's interesting.
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Read.
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"That's interesting."
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"It must be hard,
raising two kids
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and holding down two jobs."
261
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,734
"Well, I don't complain."
262
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,834
"Should we order dinner now?"
263
00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,701
"No, I think we should
order another drink.
264
00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:02,434
I'm really enjoying
our conversation."
265
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:06,267
Ah.
266
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,734
Here you go.
267
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:09,701
There you go, sir.
268
00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:11,367
Thank you, edmundo.
269
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:15,000
Oh!
270
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,667
Ooh!
271
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:22,501
Oh, well,
maybe we better skip down there
272
00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,901
because my timing's
a little off here.
273
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:27,434
That's not my line.
274
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,200
Yeah. Yeah,
that's your line right there.
275
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:33,400
"You have beautiful eyes."
276
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:36,367
"Thank you."
277
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,200
"Now, let's tear up
this piece of paper
278
00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:40,701
and dance, stallion."
279
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:44,934
I'm not going to dance, Louie.
280
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,267
Nardo, it's not a date
unless you dance with me.
281
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,267
You want to call
the whole thing off?
282
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,601
Do you even know how to dance?
283
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:51,701
I mean, I like dancing.
284
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,901
I don't want to get out
there and embarrass myself.
285
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,234
Are you kidding?
286
00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:57,701
I do a great tango.
287
00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,734
Tango at the tide pool?
288
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:02,501
Yeah. I spent all
morning taking lessons
289
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,334
from a gay Spanish guy.
290
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,767
Louie, look at that band.
291
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:08,467
They don't even look
like they'd know a tango.
292
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,601
Play, savages!
293
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:43,234
Kick!
294
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,467
Kick!
295
00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:46,033
Kick!
296
00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:50,601
And in and out
297
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:51,968
and out
298
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,234
and up, and slide, and...
299
00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:05,300
Come on, Fritz!
300
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:06,834
Get 'em up!
301
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,834
So the guy says
302
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:32,033
the guy says to the farmer
303
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,801
"just give me what
the rooster gets."
304
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,267
Oh, well.
305
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:51,934
Oh, well, home again,
home again jiggedy-jog.
306
00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:54,234
Home? Is it over?
307
00:16:57,534 --> 00:17:00,067
Well, Elaine,
wasn't that tide pool
308
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,200
everything I told you
it was going to be?
309
00:17:03,234 --> 00:17:06,467
I mean, I'll bet you
never been to a place
310
00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:09,968
where the waiter prepares
your food at the table.
311
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,901
Pork chops?
312
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:15,033
Aw, boy. You know something?
313
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,968
I never knew that you
were such a drinker.
314
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,567
I mean,
you put away six monsoons,
315
00:17:20,601 --> 00:17:23,434
and that's gotta be
a tide pool record.
316
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:26,400
You don't even look
the least bit sloshed.
317
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,501
And that's not even counting
318
00:17:28,534 --> 00:17:31,801
the three drinks I had
before you arrived.
319
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,834
You had three drinks
before I got here?
320
00:17:34,868 --> 00:17:37,234
To wash down the valium.
321
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,868
Geez.
I thought something like that
322
00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:41,567
would kill a person.
323
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,701
So did I.
324
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,367
Good night, Louie.
325
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,634
What are you...?!
326
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,467
Whoa! What do you mean...
Good night?
327
00:17:52,501 --> 00:17:53,801
Evening's young!
328
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,000
Come on, nardo.
329
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,133
We got leftover garlic bread
330
00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:58,334
and shrimp puffs.
331
00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,434
Come on!
332
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:02,267
I thought maybe
you'd invite me in
333
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,767
for a little midnight snack.
334
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:06,200
Good night, Louie.
335
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:08,267
The deal's over.
336
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,901
Deal? You're still talking deal?
337
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:12,167
Come on, nardo.
338
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,067
That deal was made when
we were rational people,
339
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,334
not pagans.
340
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:20,934
Aw, don't blow that thing again.
341
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:23,300
Just don't come near me.
342
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:25,400
Come on, Louie, it's late.
343
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:29,300
I just want to go in and
shower and burn my clothes.
344
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:30,400
Wait, wait.
345
00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:32,400
Hold on, here, nardo.
346
00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:34,734
I had just about enough of this.
347
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:37,767
You know, I shelled out some
good money on you tonight.
348
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:39,901
The least you could have done
349
00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:42,033
was strip down to your dress.
350
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:44,501
I know you're in
there somewhere.
351
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:47,133
Louie, please,
it's been a long day for both of us.
352
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,200
Now, come on,
let's just say good night.
353
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:52,834
Okay. Oh, okay, you're right.
354
00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:55,501
Okay, I'm going to go.
355
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,334
But you know something, Elaine?
356
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,167
I mean, if you'd have just...
357
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,267
Just relaxed a
little bit tonight,
358
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,601
you might have had a good time.
359
00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:08,701
But, no, no, you won't allow
yourself to have fun with me.
360
00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:13,968
I was looking forward
to it all day.
361
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:19,701
I mean,
I get dressed up real swell.
362
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:24,501
Take a beautiful woman
out on the town...
363
00:19:24,534 --> 00:19:28,634
I guess I'm just not as
sophisticated as you.
364
00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,601
No "wait, Louie"?
365
00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:38,701
Okay, so maybe i'm...
366
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:42,934
I'm a little rough around the
edges, all right?
367
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:46,601
All I wanted was to have one
classy evening in my life
368
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:49,934
but most of all,
I wanted you to have a good time,
369
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:54,300
maybe change your opinion of me.
370
00:19:58,367 --> 00:19:59,868
Nothing.
371
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:12,200
If it will make you feel any
better, Elaine,
372
00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:14,434
I didn't have any fun either.
373
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:21,100
And if you think
that it's impossible
374
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:24,901
to hurt my feelings,
well, you're wrong.
375
00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:32,367
Just a second, Louie.
376
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:42,067
If it will make you
feel any better...
377
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,767
The evening wasn't
totally rotten.
378
00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:52,968
Actually, uh...
I almost enjoyed the dancing.
379
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,501
You know?
380
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:57,901
Especially when everybody
got around in a big circle
381
00:20:57,934 --> 00:20:59,934
you know, and started clapping.
382
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:11,133
Enthusiasm like that
doesn't come cheap.
383
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:17,834
Ha-ha!
384
00:21:17,868 --> 00:21:19,167
Ah!
385
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,901
Oh!
386
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,667
Oh, nardo.
387
00:21:22,701 --> 00:21:24,033
Ah, Louie.
388
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:28,367
Thank you, Louie.
389
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,567
Yeah?
390
00:21:29,601 --> 00:21:31,000
Yeah. It was okay.
391
00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:32,667
You really mean that?
392
00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:34,934
Yeah, I do.
393
00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:36,067
I knew it.
394
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,367
I knew you were
starting to have fun.
395
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,467
Oh, a little bit.
396
00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:40,868
Just a little? A little bit.
397
00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:43,100
Aw, nardo. You know what, nardo?
398
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:45,968
You know what would
round this evening out?
399
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,467
A good night kiss.
400
00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:49,100
Oh, come on.
All right, that's it.
401
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,501
Now, come on, come on!
402
00:21:50,534 --> 00:21:52,734
Oh, come on, come on!
403
00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:55,100
Just a little kiss, come on.
404
00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:01,234
It would mean a lot to me.
405
00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:02,667
Come on.
406
00:22:02,701 --> 00:22:04,834
All right, come on,
just a little peck on my...!
407
00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:05,868
Peck.
408
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,133
Come on!
409
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,734
Come on, just show me
410
00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:13,234
that, like, you know,
this evening wasn't a total disaster,
411
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,634
you don't think any less of me.
412
00:22:17,534 --> 00:22:19,167
All right, all right.
413
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,434
Here. There.
414
00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:22,834
I'll put the shrimp puffs down.
415
00:22:22,868 --> 00:22:26,133
Okay, I put the garlic bread
there, all right?
416
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,601
Okay? All right.
417
00:22:27,634 --> 00:22:29,267
I'll stand over here.
418
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,667
I'll put my hands at my sides.
419
00:22:31,701 --> 00:22:32,767
I won't move.
420
00:22:32,801 --> 00:22:34,534
And you can kiss me.
421
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:36,801
Go ahead. I'll close my eyes.
422
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:37,934
Come on.
423
00:22:37,968 --> 00:22:39,300
Come on.
424
00:23:33,334 --> 00:23:36,434
Well...
425
00:23:36,467 --> 00:23:40,067
Thanks.
I really had a good time.
426
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,200
Night, Mr. Walters.
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