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634 east 62nd street, please.
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I can't believe it.
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Excuse me?
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You're Nora chandless.
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Do I know you?
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Bobby Wheeler.
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I'm an actor.
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Do you know where I can find a cab
driver, Mr. Wheeler?
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I have an appointment to make.
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Very good. I'm sorry.
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Hey, where was it you said
you wanted to go again?
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634 east 62nd.
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Boy,
this is some big coincidence.
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You're one of the biggest
actors' managers in New York.
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And me, a young, talented,
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yet-to-be-discovered
actor in the same cab.
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I'll be talking
about it for weeks.
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I guess it's not such
a coincidence, huh?
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Especially since I cruise
the theater district a lot,
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hoping to meet someone like you.
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Not only did I meet someone like
you, I met you.
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Now you can't get any more
like you than you, can you?
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I scored a point, huh?
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Yeah, a partial point.
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You have a nice smile.
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Oh, yeah?
You can tell from back there, huh?
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Yeah, I'm looking at
your eight-by-ten glossy
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taped to the seat here.
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Do you mind a suggestion?
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No. You kidding? Go ahead.
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I'd do something
about the mustache
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and the missing teeth.
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Oh, someone must have
drawn on the thing again.
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It's signed, "as always, Louie."
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Look, uh... miss chandless,
I know what I'm about to say
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is going to sound
pushy and aggressive,
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but at this stage in my career
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I've run out of humble.
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Hey, please don't start
pitching, okay?
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I get that from
actors all the time.
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I can't tell anything
about their acting ability
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from their pitches, so...
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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And you're absolutely right.
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A New York times
reviewer once said
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that I was the most natural
young actor he'd seen in years.
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You're pitching.
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That's not pitching.
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That's lying.
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Look, I'm performing
two nights a week...
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There's no stopping
you, is there?
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In a little theater in Brooklyn.
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Now, I don't want to impose,
but I am really good.
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Well, look, I hope you get
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a really big break some
day, all right?
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Oh, I have!
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I've gotten a huge break! What?
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Your getting into this cab!
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Green light.
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Oh, yeah.
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Except...
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You know,
one other time I came close.
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I hate to be a name-dropper,
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but once I almost picked up
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Mike Nichols.
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So did I.
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What?
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I like your laugh.
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Oh, yeah?
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And that's my weakest feature.
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All right. So, uh,
tell me about this play you're in
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two nights a week.
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What's it called?
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Stall. It's an experimental
play about 12 people
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stuck in a stalled elevator.
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It raises an age-old question:
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Which is the greater agony...
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To be stuck in an elevator
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or to be watching a show
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about being stuck
in an elevator?
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I'm not going to
tell you any more
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'cause you may not want
to come and see me in it.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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If I'm in the neighborhood
and I get a chance,
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I'll try to catch it.
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Oh, yeah. Sure.
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You know, gave you my best shot.
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Thanks for listening.
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I said I'll try to see it.
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Oh, I know, and thanks.
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Hey, you're here.
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That will be $2.50, please.
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Wait a minute.
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You don't think I'll try to see
it, do you?
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I think you're just
trying to be nice to me.
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I am not trying
to be nice to you.
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I said I'll try to see it and I
mean, I'll try to see it.
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You know,
you don't have to let me down easy.
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I'm used to disappointment.
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I am not letting you down easy.
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I am telling you that I'll...
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Probably be there.
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Hey, if you're
not, it'll be okay.
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It'll be all right.
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It will not be all
right, damn it.
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I'll be there.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, uh, Tony?
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Alex called me this afternoon.
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Oh, yeah? What did he say?
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Well, he said to say
hello to you guys
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and the skiing's great,
and he misses us,
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and that he's never coming back.
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What do you mean he's
never coming back?
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That's what he said.
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Come on,
you must have misunderstood. No.
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What were his exact words?
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Oh, well, his exact words were
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"I'm never, ever, ever,
never, never coming back."
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You sure he didn't say
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"I'm never, ever, ever,
never coming back, ha-ha?"
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You know how Alex likes to kid.
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I don't think he was kidding.
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I know how Alex feels.
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I once left a city
and moved to a commune
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to get away from it all.
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We had acres and acres of
beautiful, unspoiled land
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to plant and harvest
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and do our own thing on.
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Well, that sounds really nice.
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Yeah.
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Unfortunately, everybody's thing
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was standing around,
getting loaded.
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You mean,
nobody did any farming, huh?
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Yeah.
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There was this one guy who
farmed when he was loaded.
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One day I caught him
trying to plant a chicken.
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That might be all fine
and well with you, Jim,
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but I know that
Alex is coming back.
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But latka,
he said that the skiing's great
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and he's never been happier.
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It's all right, Elaine.
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I know he will be back.
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He's breathing clean, fresh air.
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He will be back.
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And meeting a lot
of attractive women.
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I'm going to miss him.
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Hey, guys!
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She came to the play last night
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just like she said
she was going to.
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Who?
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Nora chandless.
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Who's Nora chandless?
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Didn't I talk to you
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about this last night?
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I mean, I know I talked
to somebody about it.
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Th-that was me.
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Who's Nora chandless?
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She's a personal manager.
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She's handled the careers
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of some of the most successful
New York actors there are.
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She is a star-maker,
and if she decides
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to represent me,
I'd be on my way.
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Hey, Bobby,
what's the big deal about this lady?
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Don't you already have somebody
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that takes care of you...
That fat, bald guy?
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That fat, bald
guy, he's my agent.
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See, Nora chandless,
she's a personal manager.
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She'll take control
over my career.
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If she can find it.
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You know, Louie...
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It's not like I'm invisible.
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I'm doing this play,
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and I did that athlete's foot
commercial for television.
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What athlete's foot commercial?
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You mean the one
with the row of feet?
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Yeah. You've seen it?
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Yeah, I seen it.
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Which foot was yours?
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The one on the far left.
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I should have known...
The one that was overacting.
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Coming...
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Sunshine cab co.,
drivers' lounge.
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Who, Bobby Wheeler?
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No,
he doesn't live here anymore.
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I do! Get out of here!
I live here! I live here!
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Hey, this is Bobby wheel...
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Hey, hey, thank you.
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Uh... thank you very much.
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That was Nora
chandless's secretary.
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Nora chandless wants to see
me in her office right away.
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All right. See that? Yay!
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Congratulations.
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Who's Nora Chandler?
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Bobby, hi.
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Listen,
now I only have a minute.
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I want to tell you,
I saw you in your play last night,
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and everything you said
is absolutely true...
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It stinks.
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Oh, but... But wait,
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okay, the rest of what
you said is true, too.
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You are marvelous.
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Oh, sure, sure, sure.
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No, I mean it.
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Now, look,
I'm in the middle of a meeting,
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so I have to be quick here,
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but I like what I see in you.
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Yeah? You know,
I think you've got a lot of promise.
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I'd really like
to work with you.
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You interested?
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Well, I'm going to
have to think about it.
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Oh, you just don't know
what this means to me.
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Okay, now listen.
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I want to give you
the name and address
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of my photographer.
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Go over there this afternoon,
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arrange to have some
new photos taken.
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Also the number of, uh...
my hair stylist.
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Come back here later
on this afternoon.
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My personal secretary
will take you out,
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pick you up a new wardrobe.
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Oh, miss chandless...
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Oh, I am really good,
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and I can't wait
to prove it to you.
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Good.
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You can start tonight.
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Here are the keys
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to my apartment.
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See ya.
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Okay... I give up.
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It is chess.
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Damn!
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I was going to guess that.
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Anybody else want to try?
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Here you go, Lou.
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Tony...
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I'm really worried about Alex.
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Why? He called again?
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No. That's why I'm worried.
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He stopped calling.
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Gosh. I just can't even imagine
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the sunshine cab company
without Alex rieger.
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Come on, Elaine.
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We still got a chance
he'll come back.
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You know, once you live
in New York for a while,
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you can't get it
out of your blood.
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Or your clothes or
your hair or your skin.
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I'll miss him, too.
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You know...
it's your fault he isn't coming back.
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What are you talking
about, Louie?
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I'm talking about the
burdens you are to him.
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You're always inflicting
your problems on the guy.
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"Let's ask Alex.
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"Let's ask Alex.
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"Oh, my girlfriend...
I got a little problem, Alex.
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"Aw, my kids... aw, Alex.
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"What should I do?
My nose is running.
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Let's ask Alex."
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It ain't that way, Lou.
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No? No.
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00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:35,734
Gee, I don't know, Tony.
263
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:37,300
Maybe Louie's right.
264
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:38,534
You know...
265
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:41,033
Maybe we have been
a burden to Alex,
266
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,734
and maybe that's
one of the reasons
267
00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:43,968
why he's not coming back.
268
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,934
Well, Elaine,
if we're keeping him away,
269
00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:47,667
let's do something
to get him back.
270
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:48,934
Okay, but what?
271
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,501
Let's ask Alex.
272
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:52,133
Good idea.
273
00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:55,000
Bobby, so what happened?
274
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,067
What happened?
275
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,634
Yeah, I thought you
were going to call me.
276
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,167
Yeah, I mean, did she like you?
277
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,133
Uh, she's going to represent me.
278
00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:05,701
You must be so excited, man!
279
00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:07,976
You must feel like jumping up
and down and doing cartwheels
280
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,567
and yelling from rooftops
281
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,767
and exploding in
a million pieces!
282
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,400
And... at least smiling.
283
00:13:14,801 --> 00:13:15,968
Hey, man, ain't you happy?
284
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,501
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Of course I'm happy.
285
00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:19,400
It's just that I got
a lot of work to do.
286
00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:21,234
I'm auditioning for
a Broadway revival.
287
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,567
Well, come on, Bobby,
you can spare ten seconds.
288
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:24,901
I mean, this is big stuff.
289
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,467
Give us some details.
290
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,133
Well, there isn't
much, you know?
291
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,400
Just went to her office,
292
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,667
and-and-and she sent
me to her hair stylist,
293
00:13:31,701 --> 00:13:34,667
and she bought me some clothes,
sent me to a photographer.
294
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:36,234
Then we went to her apartment,
295
00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,801
we talked some business
and then we went to bed.
296
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:42,667
Congratulations.
297
00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:44,534
Oh, thanks.
298
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,834
Hey, Bobby,
you're sleeping with your manager?
299
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,667
Hey, do you have to
tell the whole garage?
300
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,934
Wheeler's sleeping
with his manager!
301
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:04,334
Is she attractive?
302
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:05,767
Oh, sure, sure.
303
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,667
She's attractive, all right.
304
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,968
Well, then, Bobby,
you got even more reason to be excited.
305
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,901
Not only have you
found a manager,
306
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,033
you've found a...
307
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,133
A great manager!
308
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,434
Listen, guys...
309
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:20,801
I don't really want to talk
about it right now, you know?
310
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,400
Come on, Bobby, it's not like
311
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,033
you're prostituting yourself.
312
00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:27,634
Is it?
313
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,200
Man, hey, Bobby...
314
00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:32,868
You okay, man?
315
00:14:32,901 --> 00:14:34,434
I don't know.
316
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,434
Just I'm afraid
that I don't feel
317
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,400
anything for her, you know, man?
318
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:40,701
Well, uh, maybe it was just
319
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,200
a one-time thing.
320
00:14:42,234 --> 00:14:43,400
Yeah.
321
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:45,934
Maybe it was just her way of
saying, "welcome aboard."
322
00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:50,067
You know, this is the
biggest break of my career,
323
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,901
and I'm supposed to
be ecstatic about it.
324
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,067
And all I feel is...
325
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,601
Cheap.
326
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,534
Bobby...
327
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,434
I don't know what's right,
328
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,901
and I don't know what's wrong.
329
00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:09,968
I don't even know
what's going on.
330
00:15:15,968 --> 00:15:18,167
Wheeler, are you saying
331
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,701
that you're using your body
332
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,300
to further your career?
333
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,868
Now, that is smart.
334
00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:26,400
I'm glad you've
finally figured it out
335
00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:29,200
that you're not going to
get there on your talent.
336
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:32,434
Sometimes the best
thing that you can do
337
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:35,534
is to give the people
in higher places
338
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,901
anything they want.
339
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:41,801
Now I hope this lesson
isn't lost on you...
340
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,567
Nardo.
341
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,501
Yeah, well,
I can't take another step
342
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:03,033
until I get a more
reasonable offer.
343
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,300
Well, it's as simple as that.
344
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:05,300
Yeah, excuse me.
345
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:06,367
Bobby, hi.
346
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,868
I'll be with you in a minute.
347
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,033
I'm on the phone here.
348
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,501
No. Somebody just walked in.
349
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,534
Well, I'll tell you,
why don't we sleep on it?
350
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:15,100
No, no, no. I-I can't agree
to lunch until we sleep on it.
351
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,400
That's right,
let's sleep on whether to have lunch.
352
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,501
Yeah, okay, bye-bye.
353
00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:23,801
So, how'd the audition go, huh?
354
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,200
I let you down.
355
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,601
I let myself down.
356
00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:28,601
I let Tennessee Williams down.
357
00:16:28,634 --> 00:16:30,767
I let my mother
and my father down.
358
00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:32,934
I don't deserve to
be on the stage.
359
00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:34,767
I don't even deserve to live.
360
00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:36,567
Oh, come on, Bobby,
every actor I know
361
00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:39,033
comes out of audition and
thinks he didn't do well.
362
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,534
Didn't do well?
363
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,067
I threw up.
364
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,968
During the scene on the stage.
365
00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,767
I was late, so I grabbed a
chili dog on the way over,
366
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,601
and they rushed me
right on to the stage.
367
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:54,200
I was so nervous...
368
00:16:54,234 --> 00:16:55,868
I threw up.
369
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:58,167
I don't know,
I just don't deserve
370
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,901
a part like that anyway.
371
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:02,567
Well, I guess there's only one
thing I can say to pick you up.
372
00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:04,033
There's nothing you can say...
373
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,300
You got the part.
374
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:10,133
You're telling me
that I got the part
375
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,234
that I auditioned for
today on Broadway as brick?
376
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,067
Congratulations. Yes.
377
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,901
Well, actually,
I did throw up in character.
378
00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:19,834
I mean,
it's not like I didn't use it.
379
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:22,033
And there's nothing
in the script
380
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,000
that says old brick
can't throw up.
381
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,868
Oh, hey, I hope they don't
want me to do that every night.
382
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:28,701
That's a lot of chili dogs.
383
00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:32,234
Ooh, they really thought
I was good today, huh?
384
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:36,534
Uh, in a way... you had the part
before you walked in the door.
385
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,033
You see, they didn't take you,
386
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,801
then I didn't give
them the actress
387
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,000
they wanted for Maggie.
388
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:43,834
Welcome to show business.
389
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:46,400
Oh, it's everything
I hoped it would be.
390
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:47,701
Bobby, come on.
391
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,534
Now, in the cab you said to me
392
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,267
you wanted a great manager.
393
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,801
Well, you've got one.
394
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,868
This is what a
great manager does.
395
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:56,033
Oh, no, it isn't.
396
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,200
Sure it is.
397
00:17:57,234 --> 00:18:00,200
Great managers don't...
Hmm-hmm-hmm...
398
00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:01,934
With their clients.
399
00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:03,434
First of all,
400
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:06,133
the room you're pointing
to is the kitchen.
401
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,367
And second of all,
402
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,133
no good is going to come
403
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,367
out of our having
this conversation
404
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,701
you seem to want
to have right now.
405
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,677
Bobby, look, look, look...
if it makes you feel any better,
406
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,601
I think you are very talented.
407
00:18:18,634 --> 00:18:20,634
However, I also happen
408
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,834
to be interested in you, uh...
Personally.
409
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,334
I don't know how one
affects the other.
410
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,601
I don't care.
411
00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:29,534
Yeah, but, Nora...
412
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,767
I feel like I did a
terrible thing last night.
413
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,133
What?
414
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:38,601
I may have slept with
you to advance my career.
415
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,534
And what was the
terrible thing you did?
416
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:45,367
Hey, Bobby, look it...
417
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,601
If it bothers you that much,
the answer is very simple.
418
00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:51,234
Obviously,
we cannot maintain both a business
419
00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:52,934
and a personal relationship.
420
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:54,033
No, no, we can't.
421
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,167
Well, then,
422
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,734
let's not even try to have both.
423
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,033
Oh, great! Let's just have
424
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,534
the relationship we both want.
425
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,534
Business. Personal.
426
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,434
Or personal.
427
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,334
Or business... Or bismal?
428
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,400
Bobby...
429
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:09,534
I'm only kidding. Bobby...
430
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,200
I just wan... Bobby...
431
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,734
I think I'm losing a
little interest here.
432
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,133
If you'll excuse me.
433
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,801
Sure.
434
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:23,701
I mean, I'd like you to leave.
435
00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:25,767
Now?
436
00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:26,801
Yeah.
437
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,767
Okay.
438
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,801
I'm leaving.
439
00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:35,334
You know, just let me understand
440
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,601
what seems to be obvious here.
441
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,601
You're kicking me out, right?
442
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:41,501
Right.
443
00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:45,334
And, uh, you're not my
manager anymore, right?
444
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,701
Right.
445
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,534
We're not seeing each other
socially, right?
446
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,133
That's right.
447
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,667
I didn't get the part I got
today on Broadway, right?
448
00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:54,334
Right.
449
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,367
I guess the pictures are out.
450
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,534
No pictures.
451
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:58,801
No haircut, huh?
452
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,133
No haircut.
453
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,300
Whew... rough day.
454
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,133
Hey, look, Nora,
455
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,167
I've lost a lot tonight.
456
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,701
I lost my manager...
457
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:14,634
I lost my job, I lost my future.
458
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,868
But at least I have one thing.
459
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:20,501
At least I have my self-respect.
460
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:23,067
Oh, no, you don't.
461
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,367
Oh, yes, I do.
462
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,601
Oh, no you don't.
Because if I said come back,
463
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,000
you'd come back in a second.
464
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:29,534
Oh, yeah?
465
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:30,667
Yeah.
466
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,167
Try me.
467
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,667
Come back.
468
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,100
Okay.
469
00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:40,901
Now you don't have
your self-respect.
470
00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:42,100
Good night.
471
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:44,767
Aw...
472
00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:50,767
Okay.
473
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,601
So, I lost my manager.
474
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:55,968
I lost my job, I lost my
future, I lost my self-respect.
475
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,434
But at least I have
one thing left:
476
00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,734
I have my shoes.
477
00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:03,067
What?
478
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,067
I don't know.
479
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,400
It's all I could think of.
480
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:06,734
But at least I have them.
481
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:07,868
And they're all mine.
482
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,033
Oh, no, you don't.
483
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,033
Oh, yes, I do.
484
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,367
Oh, no, you don't.
485
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,334
Because if I said,
"give me your shoes
486
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:18,234
and I'll let you come back,"
you'd give me your shoes.
487
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,467
Try me.
488
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,067
Give me your shoes and
I'll let you come back.
489
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,067
Please?
490
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,167
Huh.
491
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,968
Okay?
492
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:44,400
No, I think we're finished.
493
00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:46,801
Now you're just an
out-of-work actor
494
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:48,434
without pride or shoes.
495
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,567
Aw...
496
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,200
You know, Nora,
497
00:22:07,234 --> 00:22:09,534
you've put me through
a lot tonight,
498
00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:11,934
and we may never see
each other again,
499
00:22:11,968 --> 00:22:14,434
but at least I have
one thing to say...
500
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,367
If you don't give
me my shoes back
501
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,868
I'm going to bust your lamp.
502
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:23,367
Here. Here, take 'em.
503
00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:29,467
My shoes are not for sale.
504
00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:44,334
Yeah, Bob,
I'm sorry it didn't work out
505
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:45,801
with your manager.
506
00:22:46,968 --> 00:22:49,234
Well, listen,
we'll talk about it more
507
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,000
when I get back tomorrow.
508
00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:53,634
Yeah, of course I'm coming back.
509
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:57,200
Well,
a man can only ski and relax
510
00:22:57,234 --> 00:22:59,400
and party and loaf
for just so long
511
00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:01,367
before it gets old and boring.
512
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,234
Unfortunately,
I ran out of money
513
00:23:03,267 --> 00:23:05,200
before I found
out just how long.
514
00:23:06,434 --> 00:23:07,667
Bob, I have to say good-bye.
515
00:23:07,701 --> 00:23:08,667
The maid just came in.
516
00:23:08,701 --> 00:23:11,400
Yeah, bye.
517
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,534
She kicked you
out, huh, Wheeler?
518
00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:25,300
Boy, did she ever.
519
00:23:25,334 --> 00:23:27,667
Dropped me like a hot potato.
520
00:23:27,701 --> 00:23:30,601
You're not going to do
that part on Broadway?
521
00:23:30,634 --> 00:23:33,133
I'm lucky if I ever
get a job again.
522
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,767
I don't know.
523
00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:40,067
It's the real pits.
524
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:41,701
I'll tell you that much.
525
00:23:41,734 --> 00:23:42,901
Women.
526
00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:44,167
Well, Bob...
527
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,334
Yeah, Lou?
528
00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,534
There's only one
thing I can say.
529
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