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Who is it?
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Paint crew
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reporting for work, ma'am.
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Come on in.
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Hey!
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You look great.
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Hi, Elaine, how you doing?
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Oh, really, thanks, guys.
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Thanks for offering to help.
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Hey, Elaine, what do you want
to paint the apartment for?
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It looks fine to me.
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I just got this sudden urge.
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Uh-oh, you're doing it again.
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What?
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Do you realize that every time
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you break up with a guy
you paint your apartment?
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No. No?
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Well, yeah,
maybe I've done it a couple times.
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Couple of times?
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Elaine, there must be
20 coats of paint here.
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It's been a rough year.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Let's see, the blue one is Tom,
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and under Tom was Roger,
and under Roger was Eric,
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and under Eric was... I forget.
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Looks like a dull gray.
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My ex-husband.
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Well, here's hoping
it's your last coat.
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Hey, guys, come on,
what do you say?
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I'm ready to work.
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Okay, where do we start?
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I, uh,
I know a good way to do this.
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Once in, uh, '65,
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some friends of mine
and I painted my place
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by dipping our heads in buckets
and then painting with our hair.
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We were thinking of using
brushes and rollers.
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Hey, I'll try anything once.
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Well, listen,
while you guys figure this out,
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I have to run down
and get my mail.
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All right, come on.
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Hey, Elaine, you know,
you better hurry up
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or we're going to be done, you know?
Okay, okay.
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Okay, first thing is,
we put the tarp over the furniture.
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Now we're cooking.
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Here we go.
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Come on, pick up an end.
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Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute,
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you know, this is
silly, trying to do this
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and drink beer at the same time.
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You're right.
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Hey, guys, while we're working,
maybe I'll turn on the jet game.
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We'll watch, you know what I
mean, while we're working.
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Hey, tone, tone,
we're supposed to be painting.
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That's all right,
as long as we don't put the sound on,
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we'll watch it every
once in a while.
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Okay, come on,
let's get this done, huh?
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Sounds good. Okay.
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Hey, look at that.
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Boy, you know,
that Earl Campbell...
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He's really something, huh?
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Yeah.
I wonder how much he gets paid
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for a commercial like that.
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Hey, we'll be painting anytime
here, Elaine.
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Hurry up.
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Elaine, you better clear
off those shelves...
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We're going to hit that
wall any second now.
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Elaine?
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Elaine?
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What?
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Something wrong?
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No, um...
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It's just that somebody
sent me a poem in the mail.
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Oh?
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A very romantic poem.
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Oh, yeah?
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Who?
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I don't know, it's anonymous.
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Uh... what does it say?
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You want me to read it out loud?
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Oh, come on, Bobby, uh,
it's probably very personal.
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You don't read things
like that out loud.
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Geez, Bobby.
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Pass it around...
we'll read it to ourselves.
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No, no, no, that's okay,
I'll read it, I'll read it.
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"I saw you standing
in a Manhattan sunset,
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"your auburn hair blowing
from Atlantic winds.
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"Your eyes were
smiling at thoughts
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far away..."
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"dancing to sonnets
only you could hear.
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"If I could,
I would build you a castle,
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"in a world in some other time,
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"a castle I could only imagine,
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a castle only you
could inspire."
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Can you believe that?
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That's very pretty.
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Who do I know that would
do something like this?
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Well,
you can't rule out anybody.
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It could be somebody
from the garage,
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somebody from your gallery,
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somebody from your past.
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Maybe somebody in this very
room, uh?
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Oh, sure, one of you?
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Hey, why not?
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Hey, yeah, Elaine,
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you don't think we
can be sensitive guys?
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Yeah, maybe I'm being
a little hard...
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Hey, the jets just scored.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Hi. Alex, uh,
I want to thank you guys
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for coming over to
paint yesterday.
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Hey, we enjoyed it.
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When do you think
you can come back
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and actually do the painting?
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Anytime, Elaine, anytime.
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You hear about the mash note
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nardo got in her
locker this morning?
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Louie, it wasn't a mash note.
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Yeah, I got another poem, I...
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How did you know that
that was in my locker?
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I went through it.
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You went through my
locker this morning?
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Don't get excited,
I go through it every morning.
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In fact,
I go through everybody's lockers.
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I'm responsible for everything
that comes into this garage,
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so I have to ascertain if
anything's being hidden illegal.
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If you don't like
it, buy a padlock.
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I will.
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I got two models...
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The one-buck model
and the ten-buck.
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What's the difference?
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The ten-buck takes
me longer to pick.
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Another poem, huh?
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Yeah, this one's even
sweeter than the first.
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Poems get you hot, huh, nardo?
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Louie.
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Hey, listen,
if this was found in your locker,
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it must mean it's
somebody in the garage.
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I don't even care who it was.
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No? Why not? No.
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Because the whole thing is
just so stupid and corny
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and high school.
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And worst of all,
it is getting me hot.
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You know, Alex, um...
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The thought has crossed
my mind that, uh,
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maybe you were the one
who wrote the poems.
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Did you?
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No, I'd like to claim them,
but I'm not much of a poet.
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I once wrote a poem for my wife.
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She graded it.
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Well, until I figure this out,
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it's gonna really
drive me crazy.
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Let me take a look
at the handwriting.
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Yeah, I don't understand...
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Mm, French...
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Elaine?
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What?
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No, never mind.
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I have to do it.
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Could I speak to you a
second alone over there?
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I guess.
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Will you excuse us, Alex?
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Yeah, sure.
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What would you say if I told you
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the person you hate most
on earth wrote those poems?
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You wrote them?
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You could have taken
some time with that.
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Do you expect me
to believe this?
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Is that so hard to believe?
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All this time you've been
writing me off as a lowlife.
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Those poems are mine.
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Maybe this will be
a lesson to you,
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not to judge a
book by its cover.
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Louie?
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Yes?
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Would you recite one
of your poems for me?
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Are you testing me, Elaine?
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You want to bring it
down to that level?
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Every poet I've ever heard can
recite some of his own poetry.
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Okay.
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I can do that.
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You want me to do it here?
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Mm-hmm.
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Cascading... cascades...
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Cascading water...
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A waterfall...
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Clouds...
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Lots of them, white and puffy.
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You know, clouds...
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And flowers covered with
dew, and trees hanging over,
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and you and me naked on a rock.
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That is the most
disgusting poetry.
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Just get away from me.
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This close to the promised land.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi, Tony. Hi.
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Hey, great paint party.
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Yeah.
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Hey,
you still reading that poem?
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I got another one.
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Another one? Yep. Yeah.
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That's two poems in two days.
Yep.
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Think they're from the same guy?
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That's a thought.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Hi. Hi, Jim.
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Ignatowski!
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Where you been?
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I don't work weekends.
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You been gone nine days.
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Right.
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Jim.
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Weekends are only two days.
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Oh, I thought we'd switched
to the metric system.
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Hey, guys, hey,
guys, guess what?
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Elaine got another one
of them love notes today.
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Yeah,
and it was found in her locker,
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so I figure it must be
somebody in the garage.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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Hey, I bet I know who it is.
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I'll betcha it's that Don reavey
guy who's always hitting on you.
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You know, I thought of him, too.
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Did you ever go out
with this Don reavey?
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No.
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He's a good-looking guy.
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Yeah, if you consider
dark, wavy hair,
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magnetic eyes and a
killer smile attractive.
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Some women go for that.
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But I always thought of him
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as kind of shallow, you know?
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I wish I could hang around
and help you figure it out,
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but I'm late for an acting class...
I'll see you.
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Hey, I'm gonna catch a
ride with you to the gym.
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Hey, thanks for the painting
party, it was great.
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Sure.
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Nardo, telephone.
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Elaine's enjoying those
poems, huh?
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Yeah.
She'd enjoy them a lot more
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if she knew who
was writing them.
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Maybe the guy's got a good
reason for keeping quiet.
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Like what?
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Maybe he writes better than he
looks, talks...
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Is.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Jim, is this you?
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Sure. Is this you, Alex?
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You're the one
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that's been writing these poems.
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No, I'm not.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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Okay, okay,
I can't take this browbeating.
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Why are you doing this?
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Shh.
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Why are you doing this?
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What?
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Come here.
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What's this all about?
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Those poems sound like
you're in love with Elaine.
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I'm in love with Elaine
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in the sense that I'm in
love with all living things.
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You don't write poems
to all living things.
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Yes, I do.
263
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You don't mail poems
to all living things.
264
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,934
Yes, I do.
265
00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:53,701
What?
266
00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:55,267
Look, let me explain.
267
00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:58,133
You remember when
Elaine broke up
268
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,834
with that guy named Steve? Yeah.
269
00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:03,501
We were all sitting around
Mario's having a beer,
270
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,100
and Elaine came in,
and she was real down. Yeah.
271
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,534
So I said to myself,
272
00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:10,234
I know what will pick that lady up...
a nice poem.
273
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,334
So I thought I'd go down to
the library and look one up,
274
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,801
but I couldn't find one.
275
00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:16,467
Couldn't find a poem?
276
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,000
I couldn't find a library.
277
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,767
So I had to make up my own poem.
278
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,934
And I sent it to
her, and it worked.
279
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,901
Took her head off her troubles.
280
00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:29,567
Why don't you tell her?
281
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,968
She's dying to know.
282
00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:33,100
She only wants to know
who wrote the poems
283
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,400
because she doesn't know
who wrote the poems.
284
00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:42,033
You mean that if she
found out it was you,
285
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,467
she'd be disappointed?
286
00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:46,100
There are a lot of
people in this world
287
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,601
who think I'm a flake.
288
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,701
Who thinks that?
289
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:50,567
Me, for one.
290
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,734
So what do you say
291
00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:55,033
we keep this between
the two of us?
292
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:58,367
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
293
00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:00,133
It might not be so much harm
294
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,300
if Elaine believes that
she has a secret admirer.
295
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,701
Let's shake on it.
296
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,300
We just shook on it.
297
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,868
Oh, good.
298
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:13,067
Great, I don't have to
go to the gallery today.
299
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,334
Hi, Elaine.
300
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,534
Hi, Don.
301
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:21,868
Um... Don,
could I talk to you for a minute?
302
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:23,567
Sure.
303
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:25,834
Thanks, Louie.
304
00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:28,434
I don't know whether
you've heard or not,
305
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,667
but somebody has been
sending me anonymous poetry.
306
00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:33,501
Yeah.
307
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:34,667
You heard about that?
308
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:36,167
Yeah.
309
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,834
Do you know anything about it?
310
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:40,801
Yeah.
311
00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:43,834
You know who's been
sending me the poetry?
312
00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:45,033
Yeah.
313
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,901
You?
314
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:47,968
Yeah.
315
00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:51,834
You know, I kind of thought so.
316
00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:55,701
In fact, you were one of the
first people I thought of.
317
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:56,701
Yeah?
318
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,801
You read a lot of poetry?
319
00:14:58,868 --> 00:15:00,734
Yeah.
320
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:05,234
It's kind of surprising,
you know, because, uh,
321
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,467
the image that you
have around the garage
322
00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:09,033
is so different from poetry.
323
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,133
You know what I mean?
324
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,701
Yeah.
325
00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:16,467
You have a way with words.
326
00:15:16,534 --> 00:15:17,701
Yeah.
327
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:21,334
You want to go out
for some coffee?
328
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,868
Yeah.
329
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,501
Did you see what just happened?
330
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,567
Can you believe
she fell for that?
331
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,567
Hey, I fell for it,
and I wrote them.
332
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,434
I don't know about you guys,
333
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:46,868
but I can't possibly go paint
Elaine's apartment again.
334
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:49,868
We've been over there four
times in the last two weeks,
335
00:15:49,934 --> 00:15:52,667
and every time I come back
with the worst hangover.
336
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,400
We put away a lot of beer.
337
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:58,100
Well, maybe if we did
some painting next time...
338
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:05,434
Hey, uh, if you guys feel so
bad, how come I feel fine?
339
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:07,501
Y-You mean your
head doesn't hurt
340
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,434
and your tongue doesn't
feel thick and grungy,
341
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:14,501
and-and your body doesn't feel
like it's been turned inside out?
342
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:17,234
Yeah.
343
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:21,467
Jim, some people find that
feeling very uncomfortable.
344
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:26,634
Hey, Elaine, you look foxed out.
345
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:27,901
Thanks.
346
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:29,634
You going out with
Don reavey again?
347
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:31,968
Yeah.
348
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,367
I guess we have been
seeing a lot of each other.
349
00:16:35,434 --> 00:16:37,634
You mean, you been dating
this guy because of his poems?
350
00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:38,801
Oh, not entirely.
351
00:16:38,868 --> 00:16:40,534
He's a very sweet person.
352
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,200
You know, I really hope
353
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,634
that you all get
to know him better.
354
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,567
I hope I get to like him better.
355
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:49,868
No, Tony, he's really nothing
like you see in the garage.
356
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,100
I mean, inside,
there's this very sweet,
357
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,734
sensitive human being.
358
00:16:53,801 --> 00:16:55,367
I mean, you read his poems.
359
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:58,534
Yeah, well, somehow,
I just can't put Don reavey
360
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,434
and those poems together...
They seem like
361
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:02,801
two different guys to me,
if you know what I mean.
362
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:05,300
I-I used to be like that.
363
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:08,267
Had a split personality.
364
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:13,033
When I was with people,
I was the life of the party,
365
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:17,467
but I'd get home alone,
all by myself, I'd clam up.
366
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,934
Yeah. Uh...
367
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,501
Okay, I have some
cabs to get out here.
368
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:34,367
Wheeler, stargill, banta,
let's get the cars on the road here.
369
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,100
Um, Louie,
370
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,467
I just stopped by to tell you
371
00:17:41,534 --> 00:17:43,176
that I'm not going to
be driving this weekend.
372
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,801
I know.
373
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:48,367
You're going to Vermont for
the weekend with Don reavey.
374
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,968
How did you know that?
375
00:17:50,033 --> 00:17:55,067
I found train tickets and ski
rental slips in his locker.
376
00:17:59,701 --> 00:18:00,901
Did you hear that?
377
00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:02,410
They're going away
for the whole weekend.
378
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,701
That's pretty serious...
379
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:06,834
The two of them alone
together for nine days.
380
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,267
Jim, listen to me,
you've got to tell her.
381
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,367
I can't do it, Alex.
382
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:21,767
Um, Elaine, uh,
I want to tell you something.
383
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,901
Uh, Don reavey is not your poet...
he's a liar.
384
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:25,701
Alex, I know you don't like
Don, but...
385
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:27,834
No, it has nothing to
do with not liking him.
386
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,467
He did not write the poems.
387
00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:31,834
How do you know that?
Because I know who wrote them.
388
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:37,167
You're serious, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
389
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,300
Well?
390
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:40,634
Huh? Uh, no, I... I'm sorry.
391
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,367
Come on, who wrote the poetry?
392
00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:43,968
I promised I couldn't tell.
393
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,634
Oh, great! But I didn't promise
394
00:18:45,701 --> 00:18:47,734
I wouldn't nod if
you guessed it right.
395
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,934
Alex, I'm not gonna play stu...
Tony.
396
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,133
Bobby.
397
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,300
Brian.
398
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:53,734
Val. Nick.
399
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:57,167
Johnny fingers. Eddie.
Billy. Ron. Harry?
400
00:18:57,234 --> 00:19:02,734
Um, pepe, Carlo, Pedro,
uh, pavlovsky, Carlos,
401
00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:05,434
uh, uh, Jeff, Ahmad...
402
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:07,834
Latka. No.
403
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,934
The bald guy who
comes on Thursdays?
404
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,801
Sheila? Sheila?
405
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:16,033
Well,
that's everybody in the garage.
406
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,567
So I guess it's nobody.
407
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:21,601
Yeah... It's nobody.
408
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,567
It's you.
409
00:19:29,634 --> 00:19:33,400
How did you guess?
410
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:37,934
I can't believe it.
411
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,934
I'm sorry.
412
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,834
Why did you do it?
413
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,734
I thought you'd like it.
414
00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:48,267
Oh, I liked it.
415
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:51,534
Oh, yeah, and like...
I liked it so much that...
416
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:54,467
That I started falling
in love with the guy.
417
00:19:54,534 --> 00:19:57,100
I was just trying to
make you feel better.
418
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,534
Well, good job.
419
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,868
I can honestly say
420
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:06,300
without fear of
contradiction that this...
421
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:10,367
This is the most embarrassed
I've ever been in my whole life.
422
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:16,334
You know, on second thought...
423
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:20,334
I guess I should be
happy about one thing.
424
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,100
You finally got it through
my thick skull that, uh,
425
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,968
there aren't going to be
any castles in my life.
426
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:29,834
Thanks a lot.
427
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,234
Hey, Alex...
428
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,834
What do I do to make
her feel better?
429
00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:42,601
I'm afraid there aren't
any easy answers, Jim.
430
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:46,400
I know a pill that would do it.
431
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:50,634
But it has a
terrible side effect.
432
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:51,634
Like what?
433
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,734
It wears off.
434
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,767
See?
435
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:29,434
There are castles.
436
00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:31,901
This is incredible.
437
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,567
Thanks, I made it myself.
438
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:45,901
This is the most amazing thing
anyone has ever done for me.
439
00:21:47,067 --> 00:21:49,167
Thank you.
440
00:21:49,234 --> 00:21:52,501
I was, uh,
going to buy you a scarf,
441
00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:56,234
but I couldn't find
a department store.
442
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,601
Still upset?
443
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,434
You're making it hard.
444
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:07,200
Yeah.
445
00:22:07,267 --> 00:22:10,334
Well, I guess I'd better go.
446
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,868
I've got to get up
sometime tomorrow.
447
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,767
Oh, Jim, wait.
448
00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:29,133
There's something
not right here.
449
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,901
Hey, uh,
I didn't have time for a moat.
450
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,000
I'll see you.
451
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:42,334
Could you tell me where I
catch the bus from here?
452
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,434
Why didn't you just
drive your Van over?
453
00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:46,067
Well, uh...
454
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:53,334
your castle has about
150,000 miles on it.
455
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,801
Oh, god.
456
00:22:54,868 --> 00:23:00,567
Hey, how about, uh,
I crash here for a year or so?
457
00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:02,667
Jim.
458
00:23:02,734 --> 00:23:05,267
I know.
459
00:23:05,334 --> 00:23:09,667
I'm not every woman's dreamboat.
460
00:23:09,734 --> 00:23:13,400
But you are the
dearest, sweetest,
461
00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:15,834
most wonderful person.
462
00:23:15,901 --> 00:23:18,033
I think you're right.
463
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,133
Funny thing,
464
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,801
there used to be a time
when that was enough.
465
00:23:32,534 --> 00:23:34,367
Excuse me.
466
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,534
Night, Mr. Walters.
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