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What's latka listening to?
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There's a New York radio station
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that broadcasts in
latka's language
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every day for a couple of hours.
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Oh, it must be nice to
keep in touch with home.
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Bet he loves it.
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Hey, latka?
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What?
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What is that... the news?
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Yeah, it's the news.
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Just the usual thing...
They devalued the broknik
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and the royal family is
vacationing in Calcutta
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and... oh, ippi dongpres
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just set the new indoor
pole-vaulting record
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for my country.
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He jumped 12 feet.
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Ah.
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That's not so good, you know.
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12 feet is way off
the world record.
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Yes, but remember the
national sports arena
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has a ten-foot ceiling.
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Ooh.
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In that case, I'm impressed.
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On the lighter side,
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it seems that a farmer
made a mistake in the dark
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and tried to milk a Billy goat.
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What are you going to do?
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Top of the morning!
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It's 5:00 P.M., clam brain.
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I think the boss is
starting to warm up to me.
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You just never know
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what Dylan's going to do next.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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What's the matter?
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What happened? What happened?
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Adi-feebie! Adi-feebie!
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Adi-feebie!
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Adi-feebie! Adi-feebie!
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Where the hell are you going?
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You don't know what
adi-feebie means.
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So what?
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Oh, no, the revolution!
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The revolution has begun.
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There is fighting
in the streets.
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The people have taken up arms.
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Oh, no! What am I going to do?
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My country, my
friends, my family!
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Latka, latka,
let me take you home.
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We'll try to get in
touch with your family.
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It's okay, Louie?
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You bet, latka.
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But this counts
as your vacation.
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Just be very careful, Louie.
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The seeds of adi-feebie have
been planted in our minds.
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Adi-feebie, adi-feebie
adi-feebie, adi-feebie,
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adi-feebie, adi-feebie...
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I must talk to you.
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I am thinking of going home
to fight in the revolution.
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Yeah, latka, I knew you'd
have to face this decision.
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Yes, well,
it is a very difficult one.
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Latka,
listen to me very carefully.
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Now, look,
you're an American now,
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and your life is right here.
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Nevertheless,
you have great feelings of loyalty
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and deep concerns for
your people right there.
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However,
as a new citizen of this country,
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your responsibilities
are right here.
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The only thing
that I can think of
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that you could do right now
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is to make the best
decision that you can.
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Thank you very much
for trying to help me.
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Anytime, latka.
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I might as well have been
talking to my wrench.
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Latka!
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Why don't you just get to work?
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I think you've played
this revolutionary baloney
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for all it's worth.
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Okay, I'll go get my tools.
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Jeesh.
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Louie, thank you
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for your great understanding
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of this terrible
period in latka's life.
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Hello.
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I'm showing my face
at you with pleasure.
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I am meeting you, and how is it?
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Somebody shut the doors
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or this place is going to
be crawling with flies.
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Thank you very much.
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I would like to put my
face into Mr. Latka gravas
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to please me, yes?
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Oh, you're from latka's country?
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Ibeeda.
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Baschi!
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Latka!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Boom-boom.
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I saw a couple of birds do
that on marlin Perkins once.
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Have you met my friends?
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No, thank you.
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Okay.
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Tony, Bobby, Alex, Elaine...
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This is baschi.
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How do I do?
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How do I do?
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How do I do?
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What's he saying?
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He asks, "have you read
a good book lately?"
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I can see the love of
literature in his eyes.
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Yo, baschi.
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How long you been
in this country?
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I came along with latka.
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Yes.
You see, I stayed in New York,
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and he went on to Hollywood.
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I went to Hollywood to
movie producer become.
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Ooh, how exciting.
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So what have you done?
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Uh, sid's carwash.
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Who was in that one?
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Me, sid and 12 illegal aliens.
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It was a real carwash.
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Oh, you betcha.
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But big plans I am making me.
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Well,
what are you doing in New York?
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Oh, I am going home to
fight in the revolution.
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And, stopping here,
I am to get latka.
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Baschi, ibeeda...
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Oh, no baschi,
I am American now.
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Oh, no.
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You must talk to me in American.
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I am an American.
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What, oh, sure,
you are an American on the outside,
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with all your fine clothes.
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But, on the inside...
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Baschi, I have here my
apartment, my job, my friends.
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I am giving up the
movie business.
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It's no use.
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I have thought it over,
and I have decided...
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♪ ibeeda ibee-dorfnish, ibeeda ♪
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♪ Ibeeda malka-morfnish,
ibeeda ♪
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♪ Ibeeda...
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♪ ibeeda ibee-dabee
yaktabay yakta-babee ♪
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♪ Bilfkayo bilfka-yabe
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♪ kerkaflik
kerka-flumsmarch ibeeda ♪
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♪ I-bee-da.
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I must go home.
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Oh, why, latka?
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Well, because it is my
country, and I love it.
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And also because I am a general.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Abee dabee.
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Icki bicki.
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Abee dabee, icki bicki,
abee dabee, icki bicki!
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Well, you know,
everyone is here except Louie.
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I wish he would come.
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I always liked Louie.
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Yeah, I know,
and I always wondered why.
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He calls you names,
he yells at you,
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and still, you're nice to him.
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Yeah, but think how he
would treat me if I weren't.
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Good point.
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All right, hey, come on.
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I want to make the first toast.
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Yeah, toast.
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To the best mechanic around.
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To one of the nicest guys
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that ever worked at the
sunshine cab company.
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Hear! Hear!
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Well, I have to go rotate.
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You have to circulate.
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Oh, boy.
I am going to be very busy.
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Oh, Alex, isn't there anything
we can say to keep him here?
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Elaine, he's made his decision.
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No, we're not going
to change his mind.
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We'd only make him feel worse.
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We're going to feel terrible
if something happens to latka,
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and we haven't done
anything to stop him.
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I mean, we're talking about
war, for god's sake.
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Hey, I'm the only one
here was ever in a war,
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and I want to tell you,
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there's some positive things in
it, too.
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Oh, come on, Tony.
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No, Elaine,
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I'm talking about friendships
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I'm talking about camaraderie.
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You know, I never felt
closer to another human being
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than I did to some
of my buddies in nam.
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I remember one night,
just before the tet offensive,
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I was sitting with two of my best
buddies, Chuck and Matt.
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Chuck said, "there's no way"
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"the three of us are going to
make it through this thing.
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"Maybe one of us...
All right, maybe two of us...
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But definitely not three."
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I want to tell you,
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we cried that night.
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I ain't ashamed...
We hugged that night.
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What happened to Chuck and Matt?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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They didn't make it, huh?
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No, they made it.
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A year later,
they married each other.
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I heard they opened a
roller-disco in L.A.
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Old soldiers never die.
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Latka,
can I talk to you a minute?
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Oh, yes. I know what you're
going to say, Elaine.
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"Latka,
tonight is your last night here.
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"Tomorrow you go to war,
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"so tonight I will give you
my body to use as you will
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so that you will
never forget me."
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No, I wasn't going to say that.
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But how about it?
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Latka, sit down a minute.
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Listen to me.
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We know that you feel a
tremendous obligation to this,
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but we're worried about
you, and...
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And we're not going to
think that you're a coward
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if you decide not to go.
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Elaine, there is one thing
you don't understand.
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My troops need me.
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Latka, I think it's great
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that you became a general
at such a young age.
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Oh, it is easy to be a
general in my country.
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The hard part is to
be a living general.
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Hello?
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Did I say something wrong?
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Come on, everybody, cheer up.
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Here, I brought something
for all of you to drink.
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Here, it's brefnish
from the old country.
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I've been saving it
for a special occasion.
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See? Have some.
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Well, cheers, everybody.
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The line forms behind me.
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In the old country,
they do it like this.
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Hey, all right, Tony!
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Okay, Bobby.
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Alex!
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Oh, come on.
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Come on!
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Yay!
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Now, this is the part where
we all strip to the waist
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and set fire to the
barns in the village.
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All right!
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We'll save that for
your coming-home party.
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Yes, thank you.
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Hey, latka?
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Yeah?
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What is it, Jim?
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Your mind's really made
up about this, huh?
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Yes, it is, Jim.
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And nothing I say is
going to change it?
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No, Jim.
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00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,968
Well, there's only one
thing left for me to do.
263
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
What's that?
264
00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:16,334
I'm going with you.
265
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,267
We'll fight this thing together.
266
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,434
I haven't had a
chance to prove it,
267
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,734
but I'm as good
American as any man.
268
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:29,434
No, no, Jim, Jim,
America is not involved in this one.
269
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,834
It is now.
270
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:34,567
Death to the
revolutionary rebels!
271
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,901
But I am fighting for
the revolutionary rebels.
272
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:43,200
Death to the
imperialist stooges!
273
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,834
But they were thrown
out a long time ago.
274
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,634
Death to the puppet regime!
275
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:52,100
But there is no puppet regime.
276
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:54,567
Who the hell are we fighting?
277
00:15:54,601 --> 00:15:56,534
The tyrannical despot.
278
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:59,868
Well, the tyrannical despot
will soon know the name...
279
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:02,000
Jim...
280
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,300
Ignatowski!
281
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:06,634
Right.
282
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,334
Already, it's spreading.
283
00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,133
Louie!
284
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,467
Hi, Louie!
285
00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:15,467
Oh, hello.
286
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:17,133
How are you?
287
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,133
It's so...
288
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,968
Wonderful for you
to come to my party.
289
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,033
I didn't come to the party.
290
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,667
I came to bring you
your severance pay.
291
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:27,067
Oh.
292
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,501
I forgot to give it
to you when you left.
293
00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:31,167
Oh, thank you.
294
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,033
Don't thank me.
295
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,701
If it was up to me,
you wouldn't get a dime.
296
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,167
It's bad enough you're
leaving the company,
297
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,801
but you're running out on
America, too.
298
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:54,067
You think I'm going to go to
a party for a guy like that?
299
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:59,567
Thanks, but no thanks.
300
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,267
Good-bye, Louie.
301
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,501
I'm not done with you, latka.
302
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:12,100
Come here.
303
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,501
I'll give you
another chewing-out.
304
00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:24,934
Come on outside here.
305
00:17:24,968 --> 00:17:26,501
Come out here.
306
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,534
Thank you, Louie.
307
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:38,834
Shh!
308
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:41,033
Take care of yourself.
309
00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:00,234
Better give this guy a drink.
310
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:01,968
I was pretty rough on him.
311
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,033
Louie, wait.
312
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:09,701
Why don't you come
and join the party?
313
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,467
No, no.
314
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,734
Hey, Louie...
315
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,300
You'd make us all feel
miserable if you did.
316
00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:16,300
Okay.
317
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,667
I knew he would come.
318
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:23,300
Well, I just don't
want this evening to go
319
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:25,501
without my making a toast.
320
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,334
To latka...
321
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:32,601
Who fixed our cabs
and made us smile
322
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:34,934
and brightened our lives.
323
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,100
Your honor calls you hence,
324
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,334
and all the gods go with you.
325
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:49,033
Upon your sword
sit Laurel victory,
326
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:52,634
and smooth success be
strewed before your feet.
327
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,968
That's beautiful, Bobby.
328
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,501
That was from Anthony
and Cleopatra.
329
00:18:58,534 --> 00:19:00,968
Oh.
Well, thank them both for me.
330
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:07,467
As insane as war is,
331
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,534
if the people in latka's country
332
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,000
are anything like latka,
333
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,801
they're worth fighting for.
334
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:15,167
Here's to latka... his homeland,
335
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,567
his people and his safe return.
336
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:25,300
Now I would like
to make a toast.
337
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,834
To all my friends in America.
338
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:33,334
I came here as a stranger,
and you all helped me and taught me,
339
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:38,100
and I want you all to know
that I love you very much.
340
00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:48,501
Ip chick.
341
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,334
Ip chick.
342
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:52,334
Abee dabee.
343
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,334
Icki bicki.
344
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:58,167
Abee dabee, icki bicki,
abee dabee, icki bicki!
345
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,200
Ip chick.
346
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,033
Shh!
347
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,667
Is time to go, baschi?
348
00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:10,701
Yeah.
349
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,334
Good-bye, Alex.
350
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:18,367
Come back to us, latka.
351
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,534
Okay.
352
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:20,701
Good-bye, Bobby.
353
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:22,834
Good-bye, latka. Come back safe.
354
00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:23,901
Okay, I'll try.
355
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,868
Good-bye, Tony.
356
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,534
Take it easy, latka.
357
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:28,868
Good-bye, Elaine.
358
00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:30,033
Good-bye, latka.
359
00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:31,367
Good-bye.
360
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,701
I am going to miss you.
361
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,033
Good-bye, Louie.
362
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,501
Good-bye, latka.
363
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:39,067
Okay, I'm ready.
364
00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:43,200
Oh, latka...
365
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:45,701
I'm going to write to you every day.
I promise.
366
00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,868
Oh, thank you.
And I will write to you, too.
367
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:49,434
Okay.
Do you think, before you go,
368
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:51,934
that maybe you could, like,
draw a map of your country
369
00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,901
so that we know what
you're talking about
370
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:55,067
in your letters?
371
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,367
Do we have time, baschi?
372
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,734
Yes, but quickly.
373
00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:59,267
Hey, Tommy,
you got that blackboard
374
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,334
you used to use as menus?
375
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,234
- Yeah. It's in the back.
- I'll get it.
376
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,501
Baschi?
377
00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:12,767
Oh, excuse me,
378
00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:16,167
but I sure do know how
to stink as an artist.
379
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,334
But here goes.
380
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:23,033
This is the borders... Sort of.
381
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,767
And this is the capital.
382
00:21:26,801 --> 00:21:30,367
And here is the river meshmend.
383
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,868
And this is the
faptosh mountain range.
384
00:21:34,901 --> 00:21:36,234
And where will you be?
385
00:21:36,267 --> 00:21:41,033
Ah, the rebel stronghold is
at the top of mount faptosh.
386
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,434
This is where.
387
00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:45,267
Where are the government troops?
388
00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:12,567
Oy.
389
00:22:12,601 --> 00:22:18,701
Uh... excuse me, baschi...
390
00:22:20,868 --> 00:22:24,100
But where are the rest
of the rebel forces?
391
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,367
Right here.
392
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,667
Uh... wait.
393
00:22:29,701 --> 00:22:33,834
Excuse me again, baschi,
but let me understand.
394
00:22:33,868 --> 00:22:36,534
This is us?
395
00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:38,033
That's right.
396
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,534
And this is them?
397
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,567
You betcha.
398
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:45,133
Well,
now it's time for us to go.
399
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:49,200
No, no. Now is time for
you to kiss my yaktabe.
400
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,100
Latka, latka,
where are you going?
401
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:56,200
Where are you going?
402
00:22:56,234 --> 00:22:59,067
I'm going home to
watch the tonight show.
403
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:05,667
♪ Ibeeda ibee-dorfnish ibeeda...
ibeeda ♪
404
00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:11,667
♪ Ibeeda malka-morfnish ibeeda...
ibeeda ♪
405
00:23:11,701 --> 00:23:13,234
♪ Ibeeda ibee-dabee...
406
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:18,567
♪ I'm a yankee doodle dandy... ♪
407
00:23:18,601 --> 00:23:20,467
♪ ...Bilfka-yabe, kerkablik...
408
00:23:20,501 --> 00:23:22,968
♪ ...Do or die
409
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,601
♪ a real live nephew
of my uncle Sam ♪
410
00:23:28,634 --> 00:23:33,234
♪ Born on the fourth of July
411
00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:38,667
♪ I've got a yankee
doodle sweetheart ♪
412
00:23:38,701 --> 00:23:43,033
♪ She's my yankee doodle joy
413
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:46,367
♪ yankee doodle went to London
just to ride the ponies ♪
414
00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:54,033
♪ I am that yankee doodle boy.
415
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,234
Night, Mr. Walters.
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