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Here you go, Louie.
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I got any messages?
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Yeah, right here.
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Oh, good. Here's your buck.
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Here you go.
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Oh, boy. Terrific.
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Bad news?
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I got a commercial.
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Uh, Bob, forgive my ignorance,
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but, uh, I mean, I realize
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I don't know much
about show business,
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but isn't getting a job
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supposed to be the good part?
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It's just a local commercial
for some suntan lotion.
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Hey, Alex, this is not
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what I wanted to do with
my life or my career.
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I didn't get this job
because I'm a good actor.
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I got it because I happen to
be a fairly great-looking guy
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who even looks
better with a tan.
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You sure you're not
just being humble?
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You know,
I'm going to call my agent
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and tell him I don't
do any more junk.
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Latka!
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Latka! What?
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I got a message for you here.
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Oh, okay.
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You know the rules. What?
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It'll cost you.
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Oh, okay.
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Here I go.
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What the hell is this?
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It's a kebel.
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What's a kebel?
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Well, it take 270
kebel make a lifnitsch.
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What's a lifnitsch?
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Eh, 130 lifnitsch make a matta.
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Okay, so what's a matta?
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I don't know nothing.
What's a matta with you?
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I, you know... I, you know...
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I-I read it on the
bubble gum wrapper.
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Shut up or you're fired.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I was just pulling your yaktabe.
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That's better.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, this is the garage, Steve.
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This is the dispatcher's cage.
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That guy in there?
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The dispatcher.
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He's mean.
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Come on.
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Here you go, Lou.
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What do you think you're doing, b.B.
Brain?
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See what I mean?
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I was just showing
Steve around the garage.
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Steve Jensen,
Mr. Louie de palma.
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Hi.
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Get lost, yokel.
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God, I love New York.
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Come on,
I want you to meet the others.
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Hey, guys, this is Steve Jensen.
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This is Elaine nardo. Hi.
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And this is Alex rieger.
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Hi. Good to see you.
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That's Bobby over there
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on the phone.
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Come on, you can sit in my seat.
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Hey, I just picked Steve
up at the bus station
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and guess what? What?
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I find out he wants
to be an actor.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. So I thought I'd
introduce him to Bobby.
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You know,
he just got into town today.
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Uh-huh.
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Some luck, huh? Hmm?
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I mean, what are the chances
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of a guy coming to New
York to be an actor
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and first thing he
meets a guy like me,
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who knows a guy like Bobby,
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who wants to be an actor too?
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What are the chances of that?
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50-50?
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At least.
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Well, I set him straight.
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You really told him, huh?
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Well, not exactly.
I had to leave a message.
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The guy's never there.
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Hey, Bobby,
this is Steve Jensen.
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He just got into town
today, and guess what?
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He wants to be an actor.
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Oh-oh, yeah?
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Yeah. So I told him
I'd introduce you guys.
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You know, you could give him some
help, some advice.
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You want some advice
on being an actor, kid?
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Forget it. That's my advice.
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It's not worth it.
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The only thing you get out
of acting is heartache.
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It will eat you up,
it will spit you out.
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It's a dog's life, man.
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It stinks.
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Does that help at all?
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Uh, Steve, Steve...
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You have to forgive Bobby.
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He's really not in love
with acting right now.
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He just got cast in a
television commercial.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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You're a professional, then.
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Oh, yeah, and this part
is really challenging too.
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I play the only guy at
a party without a tan.
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Who cares?
I mean, the point is you're working.
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Yeah, I... I suppose.
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Look, you still want to
learn about being an actor?
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Yeah.
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Fool.
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Follow me.
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Hey, we're going to split.
See you later, okay?
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Thanks. Have a good time.
Okay. See you, Steve.
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Come on,
I'll introduce you to my agent
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and then you can
introduce me to my agent.
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Hello, Louie?
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What?
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I hate to bother you,
but your handwriting is bad.
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I can't... read it.
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So what is this word?
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Is it "brafla" or "bratla"?
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What's the difference?
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If it's "brafla," I
have to kill a man.
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I think it's "bratla."
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Oh, good, good.
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Now I won't need the
rest of the day off.
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Hey, Tony,
is the side of your face swollen?
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Oh, could be.
I had a little accident.
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What happened?
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I leaned out of the cab
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to tell this guy he was an idiot
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and I forgot to roll
the window down.
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Hey,
anybody seen Steve yet today?
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No. I thought he
was at your place
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till he got his own apartment.
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Yeah, he is, only he left
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before I got off of
work this morning.
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I introduced him to my agent
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and I was just wondering
how it was going.
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Oh, that first day must
really be rough, huh?
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You're telling me.
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When those agents and producers
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start slamming
doors in your face,
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a few hours could
seem like a lifetime.
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I told him I'd take him out
for a drink and talk to him.
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I figure he might need
it, you know?
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Well, uh... I guess I got to go.
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Hey, Bob.
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Yeah?
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That commercial... Yeah?
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Have fun.
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Thanks. I'll try.
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See ya.
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Bobby? Yeah?
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You're doing a commercial today?
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I want you to have this.
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Aw.
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What is it?
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It's goat droppings.
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Oh, hey, well, thanks, latka.
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Thanks a lot.
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Is this good luck
charm in your country?
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No.
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Then, uh,
why are you giving it to me?
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I don't want it.
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Hey, you know,
the way Bob's taking care of Steve,
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you got to hand it to him.
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I know.
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Hey, Bobby's a great guy, man.
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Before you name a
church after him,
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might I point out
one little detail.
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What's that?
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Wheeler's garbage
and you all know it.
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Hey, Louie, Louie,
why do you dislike Bob so much?
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He doesn't respect
my leadership.
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What are you talking about?
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He's like everyone else here.
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He fears you.
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He pays you bribes.
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He hates you.
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Don't stick up for him.
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You believe this?
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Hey, Steve,
Bobby's looking for you.
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Hey...
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You okay?
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I think so.
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Hey, are you sure?
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I'm okay.
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You want to talk about it?
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There's not much to say, really.
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I got a job.
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No kidding?
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Bobby's agent sent
me on this audition.
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I got it!
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We open off Broadway
in eight weeks!
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Congratulations!
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Yeah, from me, too.
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What's the part?
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I'm playing Romeo.
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Romeo?!
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In what?
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In Romeo and Juliet.
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Hey, I heard of that.
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You must be some
fantastic actor.
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I mean, Bobby's been trying
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for a break like this for years.
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Oh, god.
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You know, he's right.
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Bobby could be
shattered by this.
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I never thought about that.
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Yeah.
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So who gets to break
the bad news to him?
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I'll tell him.
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No, that's all right.
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We'll tell him.
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Why do you get to?
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Listen, this is going to be
very painful for you guys.
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It won't bother me.
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In fact,
I might even find some way
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to get a little
enjoyment out of it.
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Louie, why would anyone
go out of his way
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to deliver awful,
depressing news
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to another human being?
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Kicks.
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Oh, I see.
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Come on, you guys.
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You don't know how
much this means to me.
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It's a dream come true.
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Excuse me for saying so,
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but I think I deserve
a break like this.
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Louie, you know,
you're making a fool of yourself.
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I know, and I don't care.
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This is a once in
a lifetime shot.
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All I'm asking is one
lousy little favor.
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Let me break the
bad news to Wheeler.
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I'll do it...
I'll do it in four words.
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Now look, Louie...
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I'll do it in three words.
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Make it one word.
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Is "super-loser" one word?
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Louie, stop!
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Now, we're going to
do it in our own way.
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You got it?
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Okay, okay.
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You got me.
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All right.
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All right.
You deny me the pleasure
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of telling him to his face.
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Right.
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But I can still call him.
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Hey, stop that man! Stop him!
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No!
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No time for love.
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Stop that man!
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Louie! Louie!
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Louie!
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Get away from him!
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All right, I give...
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I give up!
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I give up! I give up.
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You promise not to call him?
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I won't call him.
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He's losing his pants.
269
00:10:59,734 --> 00:11:01,300
Don't you wish.
270
00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:11,000
All right, all right. Louie!
271
00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:13,033
All right!
I'm not going to ca...
272
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,734
I won't call him.
273
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,267
Trust my word.
274
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,334
Okay.
275
00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:30,901
Hi. I'd like to send
a singing telegram.
276
00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:32,033
Louie!
277
00:11:43,634 --> 00:11:44,601
Hey, here comes Bobby!
278
00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:45,634
Look easy now.
279
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,567
Everybody act happy for him.
280
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,400
Surprise!
281
00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:54,601
Hey, this is great!
282
00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:55,767
Hey!
283
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:58,267
You guys are really
something else.
284
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,400
We just thought, you
know, we'd help you
285
00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:02,400
celebrate the commercial.
286
00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:03,467
Oh, thanks.
287
00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:05,601
What's the matter
with your face?
288
00:12:05,634 --> 00:12:06,767
Uh, Tony, please.
289
00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:07,934
Well, look at his face.
290
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:10,400
Hey, I bet you were in on this
too, huh?
291
00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:12,067
And after the kind of day
292
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,734
you must have had.
293
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,300
Ah, hey, this is really
great, you guys.
294
00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:20,000
I don't know what to say.
295
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:21,868
What's the matter
with your face?
296
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:23,400
Tony! Tony...
297
00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:24,501
No! No, no.
298
00:12:24,534 --> 00:12:26,467
Can you believe they wanted me
299
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:28,501
to do the commercial like this?
300
00:12:28,534 --> 00:12:29,801
I can't believe it.
301
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,100
Oh, boy!
302
00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,667
But you know something?
303
00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:34,767
It was really okay, you know?
304
00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:37,467
I mean, I mean, you
know, there are times,
305
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:39,634
when even on a
crummy commercial,
306
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:43,467
there are times when an actor
uses those tools that he has
307
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,701
and they all start
working for him,
308
00:12:45,734 --> 00:12:47,400
and it all comes together,
309
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,501
and it's just...
310
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,133
They couldn't pay me enough
311
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,367
to screw up my face like that.
312
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,501
Tony, please.
313
00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:55,467
Bobby, why don't you just
wash that side of your face?
314
00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:56,801
I did, I did.
315
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:59,601
This stuff is going to
be here for a while.
316
00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:01,000
I mean, it really works.
317
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,801
I guess I'm gonna
have to tell everybody
318
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:03,944
that my father's
side of the family
319
00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:05,234
comes from Florida.
320
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,567
Yeah, right!
321
00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:12,400
Hey, so, how did it go?
322
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:15,067
Hey!
I'd like to propose a toast.
323
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,734
Uh, to Bob...
A really fine actor.
324
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:22,834
A fine, understanding,
easy-going, level-headed,
325
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,868
roll-with-the-punches
kind of guy.
326
00:13:25,901 --> 00:13:27,334
Cheers.
327
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:32,901
So, uh, how was your first day
out, huh?
328
00:13:32,934 --> 00:13:36,133
Bobby!
What would you like to drink?
329
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:38,400
We got beer, we got water...
330
00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:39,767
Oh, I think beer.
331
00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:41,267
Beer will be fine. Beer.
332
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,167
Hey, listen...
333
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,934
I know that a party
on a day like this
334
00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:47,534
must be really rough.
335
00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,434
Hey, don't worry about me.
336
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:50,667
I'm fine.
337
00:13:50,701 --> 00:13:52,567
Hey, that's the way to be.
338
00:13:52,601 --> 00:13:53,634
Believe me.
339
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,834
Actually,
I didn't have a bad day.
340
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,267
Oh, yeah? Great!
341
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,934
As a matter of fact
342
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,634
I had kind of a good day.
343
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:01,868
Super, super.
344
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:04,267
I'm playing Romeo off Broadway.
345
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,067
We open in two months.
346
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:10,467
Good!
347
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:16,267
I mean, what am I talking
about, good?
348
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,901
That's great!
349
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,400
That's fantastic!
350
00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,334
Hey, guys, did you hear this?!
351
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:22,601
Did you hear that?!
352
00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:26,968
Yeah, well, you know,
if you like revivals.
353
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,701
Yeah, yeah, that's
nice, that's nice.
354
00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:30,701
Nice?!
355
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:31,801
Yeah.
356
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:35,067
Nice?! Alex, it's off Broadway!
357
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,734
It's unbelievable.
358
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:38,767
Oh! Your first day out, kid,
359
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,067
and you made it.
360
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,534
You made it.
361
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:45,667
You made it! You made it!
You made it!
362
00:14:57,968 --> 00:14:58,934
Hi, guys.
363
00:14:58,968 --> 00:14:59,934
Hi, Bob.
364
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:01,501
Hello, Bob.
365
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,567
Hey, Louie,
you got a cab for me?
366
00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:08,133
What the hell are
you laughing at?
367
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:12,400
Oh, he's laughing at my face.
368
00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:13,901
Pretty funny, huh?
369
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,167
I haven't even gotten
to your face yet.
370
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,067
Aw, come on.
371
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,467
Don't let him get to you, Bobby.
372
00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:22,667
Bobby, I got it.
373
00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:24,510
If you put some tanning stuff
on this side of your face
374
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:26,009
it wouldn't look so bad.
Look, Tony, please.
375
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:29,234
Hey, what difference does it
make what my face looks like?
376
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:30,467
I'm a cabbie.
377
00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:32,677
I mean, if I was an actor or
something, then I'd be worried.
378
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:33,934
Hey, wait a minute.
379
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:35,667
What are you talking about?
380
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,367
I'm not an actor anymore.
381
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,501
Anymore?
382
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,434
Since when?
383
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,834
Oh, since I decided
it was stupid.
384
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,801
Oh, no offense, Steve, you know.
385
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,567
See, I realized last night
386
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:49,334
that making it as an actor
387
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,901
is nothing but a bunch of luck,
388
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:53,367
so I'm dedicating myself
389
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,334
to be the best cab
driver I can be.
390
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:57,501
I feel guilty.
391
00:15:57,534 --> 00:15:59,501
I should be paying for this.
392
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:02,868
So, I called up my
agent this morning,
393
00:16:02,901 --> 00:16:04,801
told him the same
thing I just told you,
394
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,234
and as soon as he
reads the message
395
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:08,901
it'll all be official.
396
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,734
I feel like a new man.
397
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:14,934
Um...
I'll be waiting right over here
398
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:17,334
for my cab when it's
ready, Mr. De palma.
399
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,701
And it doesn't have
to be anything nice.
400
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:21,868
Just whatever you
got lying around.
401
00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:25,434
Oh, gee,
I wanted to give you a nice one.
402
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,367
Um, I know this is probably
403
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,200
the wrong time to say this,
404
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:30,734
but I'm sorry, Bobby.
405
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,133
Hey, don't be.
406
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,200
You did me a favor.
407
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:36,034
And good luck,
'cause you're going to need it.
408
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,033
Hey, Alex, could you help
me with some more lines?
409
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,834
I got to get them down
before this afternoon.
410
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,901
Yeah, sure.
411
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,043
Hey, on second thought, Steve,
412
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,501
why don't you ask Bobby
413
00:16:46,534 --> 00:16:48,734
if he'd run over
the lines with you?
414
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:49,901
You think he will?
415
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:51,300
I don't know. Ask him.
416
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:52,601
Maybe he'll help you
417
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:54,901
with those lines in
the first scene...
418
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:56,634
You know the one
I'm talking about?
419
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:04,367
I get it.
420
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,944
Hey, Bobby,
could you help me for a minute?
421
00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:07,734
I got to recite some things.
422
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,400
Oh, yeah, sure, I guess so.
423
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,334
But, listen,
as soon as my cab is ready
424
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,868
I'm going to have to go.
425
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:13,934
Oh, that's terrific.
426
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:15,167
Here, Steve.
427
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,000
Here, it's the scene
between Romeo and Paris
428
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,200
in the last act...
The fight scene.
429
00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:21,734
Oh, yeah,
I think I remember this.
430
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:23,801
We'll say this is Juliet's tomb.
431
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,801
Excuse me.
432
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:25,934
That's all right.
433
00:17:25,968 --> 00:17:26,934
Okay, you ready?
434
00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:27,934
Yeah, sure.
435
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,601
I'll start.
436
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:41,267
Thou detestable maw,
thou womb of death,
437
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,601
gorged with the dearest
morsel of the earth,
438
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:47,734
thus I enforce thy
rotten jaws to open
439
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,367
and in despite I'll cram
thee with more food.
440
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:55,467
"This is that banished
haughty montague
441
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:57,334
"that murdered my love's cousin
442
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,400
with which grief
it is supposed..."
443
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,767
Bobby, I appreciate your help,
444
00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:02,334
but could you give
me a little more?
445
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:05,400
Actors.
446
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:16,100
This is that banished
haughty montague
447
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,734
that murdered my love's cousin,
448
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:23,734
with which grief it is
supposed the fair creature died
449
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:26,100
and here is come
450
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:29,367
to do some villainous
shame to the dead bodies.
451
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,167
I will apprehend him.
452
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,300
Stop thy unhallowed
toil, vile montague!
453
00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:41,300
Can vengeance be pursued
further than death?
454
00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:48,200
Condemned villain,
I do apprehend thee.
455
00:18:48,234 --> 00:18:49,901
Obey and go with me,
456
00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:51,801
for thou must die.
457
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:55,267
I must indeed,
and therefore came I hither.
458
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,501
Good gentle youth,
tempt not a desperate man.
459
00:18:58,534 --> 00:19:00,701
Fly hence, leave me.
460
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:02,167
Think upon these gone!
461
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,200
Let them affright thee!
462
00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:05,501
I beseech thee, youth,
463
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,400
put not another sin upon my head
464
00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:08,734
by urging me to fury!
465
00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:09,734
O, be gone.
466
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,133
By heaven, I love thee
467
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,400
better than myself
468
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:15,100
for I come hither
armed against myself!
469
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:17,167
Stay not, be gone!
470
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,734
Live, and hereafter say
471
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:21,200
a madman's mercy
bade thee run away!
472
00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:23,634
I do defy thy conjurations
473
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,467
and apprehend thee
for a felon here.
474
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,200
Wilt thou provoke me?
475
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,767
Then have at thee, boy.
476
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:32,367
Oh...
477
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,868
Oh...
478
00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:45,934
I am... s-s-slain.
479
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,000
If... if thou be merciful
480
00:19:54,033 --> 00:20:00,000
open the tomb,
lay me with Juliet.
481
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,767
Thank you very much.
482
00:20:21,801 --> 00:20:23,334
Hey, Bob.
483
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,968
Bobby! Hey, Bob!
484
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,734
Hey, you know something, kid?
485
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:30,734
You're great.
486
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:32,467
You can't give up acting.
487
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,400
Bobby, that was so...
488
00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:39,634
You know...
489
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:42,167
Yeah, I was brilliant, wasn't I?
490
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,400
Bob... wow.
491
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:47,601
Thanks, Alex, but you
see, if I can be this good
492
00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:49,601
and still not get a decent job,
493
00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:50,901
then it just proves
494
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:53,000
that acting is nothing but luck
495
00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:54,801
and I am glad I'm quitting.
496
00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:02,634
Ho, this day just
keeps getting better
497
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,133
by the minute.
498
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:07,901
Worked like a charm,
didn't it, rieger?
499
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,634
I got a better idea.
500
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,300
Let Bobby do the scene
501
00:21:11,334 --> 00:21:15,334
and he'll act it and
say, "why, I can't quit."
502
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,767
I wish I had this on film!
503
00:21:17,801 --> 00:21:19,100
Thank you, lord!
504
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:20,467
Thank you.
505
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:25,300
Hey, Louie.
506
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:29,567
Louie, uh, can I talk to
you for a minute, please?
507
00:21:29,601 --> 00:21:31,367
Yeah, but I can't promise
508
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,534
to keep a straight face.
509
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,000
Okay.
510
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,868
You know something, Lou?
511
00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,200
It's-it's really great
512
00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:40,334
to have a sense of
humor, you know.
513
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:44,701
But I'm afraid the joke is over.
514
00:21:44,734 --> 00:21:49,000
And nobody knows
better than me...
515
00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:50,601
Nobody knows better than me,
516
00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:52,701
how hard it is to
go after a dream
517
00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:54,200
that keeps slipping away.
518
00:21:54,234 --> 00:21:55,400
You know, sometimes my career
519
00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:58,133
just seems like
it's one obstacle
520
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,567
after another.
521
00:21:59,601 --> 00:22:02,901
It's nothing but a lot
of heartbreaks, Louie.
522
00:22:02,934 --> 00:22:05,467
You know,
when I came in here today,
523
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:08,834
I got to admit to
you, I was beaten.
524
00:22:08,868 --> 00:22:11,133
But I decided not to quit.
525
00:22:12,868 --> 00:22:14,601
I found something, Louie.
526
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:18,601
I found something that's going
to get me through all of that.
527
00:22:18,634 --> 00:22:20,868
I've seen...
I've seen a light, and it's far away
528
00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:22,968
but it's strong,
and it's steady,
529
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,334
and it's going to
get me through this,
530
00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,501
and I'm going to
follow that light
531
00:22:27,534 --> 00:22:29,100
till the day I die, Lou.
532
00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:30,734
And you want to know
533
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,968
what that light is, Louie?
534
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,300
What?
535
00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:37,667
That light is you, Lou.
536
00:22:43,934 --> 00:22:46,100
You're my inspiration,
537
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:50,868
and I'm going to keep digging
and scratching and clawing
538
00:22:50,901 --> 00:22:52,267
as long as I know
there's a chance
539
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,634
that I might succeed,
540
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:56,267
and maybe, maybe one
day, maybe one day,
541
00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:59,534
I might be able to come
back here in this garage
542
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,934
and stuff every laugh you've
ever had at my expense
543
00:23:02,968 --> 00:23:04,534
right down your throat.
544
00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:08,734
Thank you, Louie.
545
00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:11,100
You're welcome.
546
00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:13,534
Now I have to go call my agent.
547
00:23:35,467 --> 00:23:36,934
Well, Louie,
548
00:23:36,968 --> 00:23:40,601
the lord giveth,
and the lord taketh away.
549
00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:51,234
You guys like the
candy in this machine?
550
00:23:51,267 --> 00:23:52,734
Yeah, why?
551
00:24:32,434 --> 00:24:34,033
Night, Mr. Walters.
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