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Zena's here to fill
the candy machine.
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Hi, gang!
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I got it, man! I'm in!
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I got here for the first time.
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Can you believe this?
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A bunch of adults
fighting over a candy bar.
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Hold that thought, Bobby,
she's brought malted balls.
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Oh, yeah?
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Bobby, seniority, seniority...
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No, wait, I'm second.
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Hey, zena, how you doing?
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Terrific, thanks.
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Hey, Tony...
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Here's that organic shampoo
I was telling you about.
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Oh, thanks, zena.
What do I owe you?
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First one is free.
Then after I get you hooked...
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You know, zena,
my kids just love
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those puppets you made for them.
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Thanks again, really.
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Oh, that's okay.
Bobby, you know, I went to see
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that O'Neill revival you
were telling me about.
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Oh, yeah? What did you think?
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I thought that the
only thing that could
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have made it better
was you in it.
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Oh, you noticed that, too, huh?
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Out of the way, out of the way!
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No! Hey! No!
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Out of the way or I'll
call you last for a cab.
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Oh! Oh!
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It's so easy.
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Whoo!
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The first baby Ruth.
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M-m-m-mm!
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Why does the first one
always taste the best?
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How should we know?
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You always eat the first one.
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Oh, silly me.
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You may now resume fighting
over the stale ones.
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Well, it's something.
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Oh, hey, zena?
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Have you got change for
a dollar because...?
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Zena? Hey!
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Oh, sorry.
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Boy, he's really
something, isn't he?
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Louie?
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Hoo! There's an exterminator
who wants him to pose
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for the side of his truck.
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He must take a lot of
ribbing from you drivers.
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Yeah, none of it's good-natured.
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Now, I guess that's natural
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making fun of the boss.
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Bet you don't even
notice how cute he is.
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Louie?
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Yeah.
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Louie?!
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Yeah!
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I don't know, maybe it's me.
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Maybe I just get turned
on by powerful men.
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Louie!?
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Yeah. You know,
all these weeks watching him up there
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keeping this huge
operation humming.
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Boy, if I wasn't so shy, i'd...
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Uh, you'd what?
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Oh, Elaine...
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Would you introduce me to him?
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Louie?
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Oh, zena, um,
that's not a good idea.
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Why not?
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It's a bad idea.
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Oh, I see what
you're trying to say.
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Yeah.
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You want him for yourself.
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Hey, what happened?
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Zena says I want
Louie for myself.
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What are you talking about?
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Then I take it you don't.
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No! Then there's no problem.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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What's the problem
there isn't one of?
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Zena wants to meet Louie.
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I could never do it on my own.
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I need somebody to introduce me.
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I'm trying to save her from
herself, but...
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I mean, I got nothing to worry
about, right?
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I mean, who in this garage is
going to introduce her to Louie?
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Elaine, damn it, she's an adult.
You don't lead people's lives.
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Hey, zena,
I'll introduce you to Louie.
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What would you like me to say?
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Say you think we'd
like each other.
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Okay.
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You're going to say that?
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That's what she wants me to say,
and that's what I'm going to say.
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Come on, zena.
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Stay close by me.
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He's not in a cage for nothing.
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All right, listen up
here, everybody!
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New rule here,
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new rule.
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Yes, we do take out
cabs with bald tires.
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We do.
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Hey, uh, Louie... Louie?
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What?
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Louie, I'd like you
to meet zena sherman.
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Zena, Louie depalma.
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Zena wanted to meet you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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I think maybe you'll, uh...
Like each other.
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Oh.
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How do you do?
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Hi.
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All right,
if you'll excuse me now,
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I'll leave you two alone.
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I have to get some
bald tires on the road.
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I like your goodies.
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How long you been in
this sweets field?
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Almost a year now.
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You do it very well.
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Um... my cousin is getting
married tomorrow night.
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Would you like to
go to the wedding?
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It's a free dinner.
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Thank you.
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I'd really like to.
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Swell.
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Uh, oh, and it is a wedding,
so dress up a little, okay?
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What are you looking at me for?
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She wanted me to introduce her,
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so I introduced her.
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So, what's the big deal?
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It's just one date.
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What's the worst
thing that can happen?
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She could have his baby.
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Ooh!
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Sorry I'm late...
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But zena and I had another
one of those nights.
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I didn't even have
time to change.
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You'll have to excuse my attire.
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She ripped the
shirt off my back.
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But I guess when you're burning
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the candle at both ends
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for five weeks straight,
you're going to have to pay the price.
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Give me three cards, all right?
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He's driving me crazy.
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There's only one consolation
in this whole sordid affair.
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Yeah, what's that?
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I didn't introduce them.
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All right,
now remember our agreement:
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Nobody asks him nothing.
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Right.
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I don't know how much longer
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I can keep this up.
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I'm only human, I mean.
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How much pleasure
can one man endure?
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Isn't anybody the
least bit curious
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as to why I didn't have
time to change this morning
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or yesterday,
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or the day before, ad infinitum?
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What do you got,
what do you got?
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I got nothing.
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Alex, I thought at least
you would be interested
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in the intimate details.
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After all,
you are kind of responsible.
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I don't want you
to do that anymore.
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Do what?
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I don't do that.
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Yes, you do,
you do it almost continuously.
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I don't!
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Yes, you do.
You do it every time you mention zena.
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You just did it.
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I did? Really?
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I don't even know
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I'm doing it.
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I'll tell you what:
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The next time I do
it, hold up your hand.
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Look, I don't have
to hold up my hand.
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You do it every time
you mention her name!
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You're crazy!
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Zena.
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I don't even realize
I'm doing it.
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But I'll tell you one
thing, rieger,
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you'd be hee-hee-heeing,
too, if you were having
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experiences with a woman like...
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Go away.
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I got to tell somebody.
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I don't even let people
I like touch my hair.
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Whisper in my ear and you'll
be whispering for life.
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Nah!
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Hey, Louie,
they want you upstairs.
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Okeydoke.
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Listen, zena is going
to be in any minute now.
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Tell her that i'm
going to pick her up
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tonight at 8:00 sharp.
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We're going to go out to dinner.
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At least, we're going to
try to go out to dinner.
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That's what I say every night.
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♪ Macho, macho man
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♪ I've got to be a macho man
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♪ I'm a macho man...
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I'll tell you,
I just can't understand zena.
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You know what my theory is?
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My theory is that,
since she's not a stupid person
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she must see some quality in
Louie that we've always missed.
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Yeah, my theory is
that Louie must have
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some redeeming virtue that
we've always overlooked.
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My theory is, zena is nuts.
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That makes more sense.
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Hi, everybody!
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Hey, zena, how you doing?
Oh, hi, zena.
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Hey, Alex, could I talk to
you for a minute, alone?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, would you guys...?
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Okay, shoot.
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I know I'm imposing,
but I hoped you wouldn't mind.
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I mean, you did bring
Louie and me together.
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I have a feeling when I die,
they'll put that on my stone.
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Yeah?
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Uh, it's kind of personal.
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It embarrasses me
to talk about it.
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Well...
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All right, we've been seeing
each other for five weeks,
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and, uh, being
normal, healthy adults
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it's natural we'd have
some physical involvement.
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Yeah.
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So why haven't we?
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I mean, you know Louie.
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What is it?
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Why won't he touch me?
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You mean he hasn't touched you?
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I can't even get
him to hold my hand.
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Gee, zena, that's too bad.
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Good evening, everybody.
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Sorry I can't join you,
but I got a hot date tonight.
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Well, maybe I'll stick
around for just one.
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Tommy?
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Yeah... beer?
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Yeah, beer.
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Thanks. You're welcome.
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Zena doesn't expect me
for another half hour,
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and I like to be a little late
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so she's really
chomping at the bit.
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Uh, Louie...
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I know. I did it on purpose.
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Boy, oh boy, I finally found
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a girl who can keep up with me.
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Ugh! Jeez!
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She's jealous!
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Louie,
zena and I had a long talk today
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about things that happened
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and about things
that didn't happen.
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You did?
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Uh, excuse us.
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Alex has this problem.
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It'll be okay.
Don't worry, relax. You...
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She's lying.
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Yeah? Why would she lie?
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I don't know... she just is.
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Alex, it's me against her.
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How do you know I'm lying?
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, Louie, it's over.
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No more talk about
zena, you understand?
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Alex, Alex, I don't want you
to leave with the wrong idea.
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Let me explain. Now look, Louie,
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I heard enough out of you
today, all right?
265
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Alex!
266
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I got to open up to someone.
267
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You're the only one
I almost can stomach.
268
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Aah, come on.
269
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Alex, if you won't do
it out of compassion...
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Out of pure humanity...
271
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Would you do it for money?
272
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You want to pay me to listen?
273
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:23,868
I want you to do for me
274
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what you do for Bobby and
Tony and the other guys.
275
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,701
Well,
I am a little short this week.
276
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:31,701
Well, all right...
277
00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:33,367
Great! How much you want?
278
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,334
Well, that depends on
what you have to say.
279
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Sit down.
280
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,300
All right.
281
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:40,868
All right, here it is.
282
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Here's the truth.
283
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,167
It's her fault.
284
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20 bucks.
285
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,834
20 dollars? Are you crazy?
For "her fault"?!
286
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:48,934
20 bucks.
287
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,334
You see, it's because she's...
288
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,267
I mean, how do I put this?
289
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,567
Alex... she's my first.
290
00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:11,033
Oh, come on, Louie,
she's not your first.
291
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,968
Everybody knows that when
you were driving a cab
292
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,167
and tourists wanted to find
out where the women were,
293
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,400
you didn't tell
them, you took them.
294
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:22,601
And whenever possible,
you joined them.
295
00:15:22,634 --> 00:15:25,300
Hold on, I don't want you
to get the wrong idea.
296
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:27,634
I've had my share of
women, and then some,
297
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,434
and I've always left them happy.
298
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,367
I can't tell you
how many told me,
299
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,501
"Louie, this is crazy,
I should pay you!"
300
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,167
That'll be another ten.
301
00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:39,601
That's fair.
302
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:49,801
Look, you see,
my thing with zena is different.
303
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:53,234
I mean, it's the first
time I ever had a girl
304
00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:57,000
who calls me to find out
if I got home all right.
305
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,000
The first one
306
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:03,033
to just take a walk with me.
307
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:08,167
The first one to surprise
me with little gifts.
308
00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:14,300
She's the first girl
that ever did this to me.
309
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:16,501
Don't do that.
310
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:17,968
I had to show you.
311
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,200
You haven't got enough money
in your pocket for that one.
312
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:28,400
Alex,
what i'm trying to tell you
313
00:16:28,434 --> 00:16:31,100
is that zena is the first girl
314
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:34,200
I've ever been out with...
who...
315
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:41,701
the first girl I've ever
been out with twice.
316
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:47,467
Oh, zena's not your first girl,
she's your first nice girl.
317
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:50,334
Yeah! And I can't handle it!
318
00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,100
I mean, I was brought up
319
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,400
believing that
there was nice girls
320
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,167
and girls you had fun with
321
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,534
and there was no
mixing of the two.
322
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,367
I like zena...
323
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,234
I really do.
324
00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:08,734
But I can't even bring
myself to kiss her.
325
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,534
Well, there's only one
thing you can do, Louie:
326
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,801
Break up with this
lovely, warm person
327
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,200
who obviously feels
a great deal for you
328
00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:18,067
and spend the rest of your life
329
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,200
floating through
meaningless affairs
330
00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:22,801
with cheap strangers
who you'll have to pay
331
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,567
to satisfy your
disgusting physical lust.
332
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,133
Great advice.
333
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:43,534
Coming!
334
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:47,667
Hi, i'm almost ready.
335
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,501
I got you some flowers.
336
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:50,734
Thanks.
337
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:51,968
I threw them away.
338
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,100
Why?
339
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:55,334
Because that's the
kind of guy I am.
340
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,100
We're not going out tonight.
341
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,267
Why not?
342
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,100
Because that's the
kind of night this is.
343
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,434
I think you better sit down.
344
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:02,567
You look tired, Louie.
345
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:04,267
Want me to rub your feet?
346
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,300
No.
347
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,567
Your shoulders? No.
348
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:09,200
That little vein in your head?
349
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:10,601
No rubbing.
350
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:13,434
I... I got something to say.
351
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,467
Sounds serious.
352
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:15,501
What is it?
353
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:19,601
Zena, I'm going to
be straight with you.
354
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,200
We're splitting up. Good-bye.
355
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,601
Why?
356
00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:31,701
You really want to drag this
out, don't you?
357
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:33,767
I just want to know why.
358
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:36,200
Why!
359
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,400
There's someone else.
360
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,434
Oh, I see.
361
00:18:44,434 --> 00:18:45,701
Who?
362
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,501
Who?
363
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,501
Donna summer.
364
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,868
We had a little spat
before I met you.
365
00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:01,334
I couldn't take the pressure
of the racial thing.
366
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:04,434
And besides, she's always shaking
it in front of other guys.
367
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,167
It got to me.
368
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,234
I told her, "I don't want you
moaning on records anymore."
369
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:11,167
This morning she gave me a
call, we...
370
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,667
Stop it, Louie.
Just don't make up stories.
371
00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:17,868
I think I deserve
better than that.
372
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:34,667
I know what it is.
373
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,701
You think i'm too good for you.
374
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:41,667
Nah, you crazy?
375
00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:44,567
It's just that you're too
good, period.
376
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:51,534
I'm used to another
kind of woman.
377
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,267
You're so nice.
378
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:58,501
I can't ever even think of...
379
00:19:58,534 --> 00:20:02,601
Relating to you in
a nonverbal manner.
380
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:08,634
Oh, I see.
381
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:16,367
Louie, you know,
when people like each other a lot
382
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,400
they should be able
to work things out.
383
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:21,767
I'm willing to try.
384
00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:25,234
I'm nuts about you, Louie.
385
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:30,501
Well, you-you're hocking
me all the time, right?
386
00:20:30,534 --> 00:20:32,667
I mean,
let me ask you a question.
387
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,667
Why are you nuts about me?
388
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,400
To tell you the truth,
389
00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:41,400
I've been asking
myself that question.
390
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:44,701
My friends have been asking
me that question, my parents.
391
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:47,334
The doorman's been
asking me that question.
392
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:51,267
I don't know what to tell them.
393
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:54,000
But I know what to tell you.
394
00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:58,767
You touch me.
395
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,701
Holy crap!
396
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:12,767
You know, all those nights
397
00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:15,834
when you left me at my doorstep
398
00:21:15,868 --> 00:21:18,767
I'd go into my bedroom and cry.
399
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,968
Take me to the place you cry.
400
00:21:49,868 --> 00:21:50,901
What's going on?
401
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,667
I can't go in there, zena!
402
00:21:52,701 --> 00:21:55,033
Oh, open it!
403
00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:57,501
No... I'm sorry.
404
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:02,801
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but this is really the end.
405
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:04,200
Okay, Louie!
406
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:07,000
All right.
407
00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:16,067
Louie, would you just
do me one last favor?
408
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,534
What's that?
409
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:21,334
How about a good-bye kiss?
410
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:31,100
Women!
411
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:34,000
It would mean a lot to me.
412
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,868
"It would mean a lot to me..."
413
00:22:43,901 --> 00:22:45,901
All right!
414
00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:10,000
Well, so long...
415
00:23:28,634 --> 00:23:31,834
You can go now, Louie.
416
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:34,334
That's easy for you to say.
417
00:23:43,467 --> 00:23:44,601
Louie?
418
00:23:46,067 --> 00:23:47,234
Yeah?
419
00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:30,000
Night, Mr. Walters.
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