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( whistling sprightly tune )
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Don't eat so fast.
You'll get indigestion.
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Well, arnold will be
Here any minute.
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How does arnold like
Mayberry, opie?
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Oh, fine.
( turns radio on )
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( music play )
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Oh, opie,
Turn that thing off.
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I'm just trying
To find out
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What the weather
Is going to be.
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Shh! Keep your voice down.
You'll wake your father.
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Okay.
( sigh )
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I don't see why it's
Always so important
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To start so early
When you go fishing.
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Because that's the best
Time to catch them,
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When they come up
To eat.
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Well, I'm sure some fish
Must eat later than this.
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Well, maybe.
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What's happening?
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Andy, I'm so sorry we woke you.
Opie's going fishing.
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Morning, paw.
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Yeah.
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Did you sleep well?
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Good morning.
Are you ready, opie?
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Yeah.
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You know, when I grow up,
I'm going to be
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A sheriff,
Just like you.
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Good.
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And I'm not going to
Carry a gun either.
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Good.
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I'll carry
An australian bullwhip
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And, when I want
To capture a bad man,
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I'll twist the whip
Around him
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And drag him to jail.
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Then I'll lock him up
And swallow the key.
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Good.
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Arnold, I think
We'd better go now.
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Bye, everybody!
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Don't be too late, opie!
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I won't!
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( groaning )
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What's the matter, andy?
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Don't you think 6:30
In the morning
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Is a little early
For arnold?
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Boy, I sure hope we catch
Something today.
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Oh, we will.
I always catch something.
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Last time I went fishing
With my pop,
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I almost caught a shark.
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A shark? Here?
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Yeah.
Right in hopkins creek.
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He must have been
This long.
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Teeth like that,
And he snarled.
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( imitates snarl )
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Arnold, there are
No sharks here.
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You only find sharks
In the ocean.
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Sometimes they get lost.
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I read a book once,
All about sharks.
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Hey, where you going?
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Hey, arnold, look.
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It's a baby.
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A baby boy.
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How do you know it's a boy?
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It's got a blue blanket.
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Oh.
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What does it say?
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"Please take care
Of my baby."
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Somebody deserted him.
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I better take him
Home to my paw.
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No, you can't
Do that, opie.
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Why not?
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Your paw
Would have to send him
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To an orphan asylum.
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Do you know what
An orphan asylum is like?
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No.
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I do.
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I read all about 'em
In a book once.
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The name of it
Was oliver twist,
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And he was in
An orphan asylum
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And he got treated real bad.
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He did?
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Yeah. They didn't give him
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Anything but
Bread and water.
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They had bars on the windows.
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Oh, arnold...
It's true.
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Well, I don't believe orphanages
Are like that today.
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Besides, they'll probably
Give him to some people.
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How do you know
They'd be nice people?
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They might be bad.
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Well, they wouldn't
Give him to bad people.
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They might,
And that'd be awful
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For a little baby like this.
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You mean we ought
To try to find him
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A home in mayberry?
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Yeah.
Nice people that we know.
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( sighs )
I don't know.
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Come on, opie.
We've got to try.
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Well... We can try,
But if we don't find somebody,
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Then I'm going
To have to tell my paw.
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We'll find somebody.
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Where are we going to keep
Him, in the meantime?
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Well, we could...
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Hey! How about
The clubhouse?
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My paw would see us
Carry him in.
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Yeah.
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You wait here.
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I have an idea.
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Mmm.
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Feel better?
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Yeah.
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Looks like a
Nice morning.
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They didn't go fishing.
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What?
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No. They just went
In the clubhouse
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With a market basket.
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Well, that's peculiar.
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Hmm.
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Hey, uh...
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What's, uh...
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What's going on?
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Uh, we decided
Not to go fishing.
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We're going to have
A secret meeting instead.
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Well, didn't this
Come from foley's?
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We're going to take it back.
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We had to bring
Some secret stuff
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For the meeting.
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What'd you have in there?
Blankets?
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Uh, yeah. Um...
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They're
Electronically controlled
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And throw off
A radioactive poison gas.
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If anyone tries
To enter the secret meeting,
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Pfft! They're dead.
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Well, I wouldn't want
To get tangled up
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With a thing like that.
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If it's all right with you
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I'll just turn on
My invisible ray
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And go back in the house, okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's a good thing his mother
Left this bottle of milk.
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What are you
Doing that for?
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You have to.
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My mother always did it
With my little brother.
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Here we go.
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Mmm.
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Boy, he sure is hungry.
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Yeah.
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Look.
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His mother
Left these, too.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, arnold.
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What?
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Who's gonna do...
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You-know-what
When it has to be done?
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Yeah. We better find
A home for him in a hurry.
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I'm going to go out and start
Asking people
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Right now.
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And it better be somebody
Who's rich.
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I read in a book once
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That from the time
A baby is born
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Until he goes
Through college
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It costs $26,000!
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Gee!
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If he wants to be
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A doctor, it's even more.
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Well, you stay here,
And I'll ask around.
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And don't let anybody know
We have the baby
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Until they say yes.
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Otherwise,
They'll tell your father.
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And if you
Don't find anybody,
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Then I'll try.
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Okay.
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Come here, baby.
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( cooing )
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( doorbell ringing )
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Opie.
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Hi, miss crump.
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Well, what can I
Do for you, opie?
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Well, I was
Just passing by.
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Well, I'm so glad
You stopped by.
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Babies are nice, aren't they?
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Well, yes, very nice.
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Do you like babies, miss crump?
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Yes, I like them.
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They cost $26,000.
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What?
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I just thought
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You might want
To know.
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Opie, I'm not quite sure I know
What you're talking about.
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Would you like to have
A baby, miss crump?
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What kind of question
Is that, opie?!
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Well, would you?
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Uh...
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Well, uh...
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When I get married
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Yes, certainly
I'd like to have a baby.
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Would you like to have one
Before you're married?
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Opie, you just better
Run along!
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I'm not finished yet.
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I have things to do.
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But...
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Okay.
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Bye.
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A baby?
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Yeah. Wouldn't you like
To have one?
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Gosh, I never give
It much thought, arnold.
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Well, don't you
Like babies?
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Well, sure,
I love babies.
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I mean, they're
Cute, and all that.
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You know all about babies,
Don't you?
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Look, arnold, I'd
Rather not discuss it.
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I've got a lot of work
To do around here.
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Would you like to know
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How you could get a baby,
Goober?
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Arnold, I think
You better go home.
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If you want one,
I can tell you...
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Arnold, I said go home.
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Oh, h-hello, andy.
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Hi.
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Something the matter?
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Andy, opie's been
Over to helen's,
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And do you know what
He was talking about?
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What?
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What?!
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That's right, andy.
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( doorbell rings )
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Well, uh...
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Andy, I got to talk
To you right away.
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Hey, aunt bee.
Hey, helen.
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What is it, goob?
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Well... Uh...
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I don't know if I
Ought to talk about
This in front of...
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Ladies. I...
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Well, what is it, goob?
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Well, it's about opie and
That friend of his, arnold.
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Did opie come over there
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And talk to you,
Too, goober?
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No, but that arnold did.
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I don't think opie ought
To be playing with that boy.
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Well, I know arnold's
Got an imagination.
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This has got nothing
To do with imagination.
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You wouldn't believe what
He was talking to me about.
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Embarrassed me
Something awful.
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Was it about babies,
Goober?
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Yes.
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Andy, this is why
They didn't go fishing.
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They got on the subject,
And they came back
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And started asking
People about it.
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Andy, I think it's time
You did something about it
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Before they embarrass
A lot of other people.
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"Did something"?
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Yes.
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It seems very clear.
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00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,786
Well...
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( nervous chuckle )
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What, what can I do?
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Well, andy,
It's obvious
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That opie's curiosity
Has been aroused
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Just like every other
Young boy his age
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And andy, it's time
That you, as his father
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Told him the
Facts of life.
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Me?!
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00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,801
Of course.
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00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:08,836
Who else but you?
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( humming )
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That's the way.
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( baby coos )
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I think he feels better now,
Don't you?
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Just had some
Gas on his chest.
267
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,395
You can put him
Back in the basket.
268
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,730
All right.
269
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,871
( coos )
270
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,975
I still think I ought
To tell my paw about him.
271
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,110
You want him to end up
With bad people?
272
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,012
We can't keep him
Here much longer,
273
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,414
And I don't know
Where we'll find him a home.
274
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,383
We have to ask more people.
275
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,985
I don't want to do that.
276
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,120
Miss crump looked at me
Real funny.
277
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,055
We got to think of the baby.
278
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,390
( sighs )
279
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,827
Pretty soon, I'm going to
Have to tell my paw...
280
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,328
But I'll ask some more.
281
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,530
Andy, I wouldn't waste
No time telling him.
282
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,531
I won't, goob.
283
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,166
I'll tell him, but there's
284
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,268
A proper time and place
For everything.
285
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,237
I remember when daddy
Told me about it
286
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,506
He used the birds and
The bees as an example.
287
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,775
Don't you think
That's a little outdated?
288
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,443
Of course, you could
Always tell him
289
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,445
About the mackerel
Swimming downstream.
290
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,881
That's salmon, goob,
And they swim upstream.
291
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,784
As long as he learns the
Reason they're swimming.
292
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,390
I'll see you.
293
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:39,993
( front door closes )
294
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,529
I'll take those,
Aunt bee.
295
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,997
Thank you.
296
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,866
Lunch will be
Ready very soon.
297
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,368
Good.
298
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,071
I think the boy
Should be told these things
299
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,539
Before he becomes curious.
300
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,242
I'll get to it, aunt bee,
I'll get to it.
301
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,376
Well, when?
302
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,445
When I think the time is right.
303
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,180
Well, when will that be?
304
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,449
Well, I don't see
Any great rush.
305
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,985
Andy, do you want him to hear it
306
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,253
From strangers?
307
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,354
Well...
308
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,822
Andy!
309
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,858
Well, is there...
Is there any law
310
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,260
That says it has to
Come from the father?
311
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,527
Andy...
312
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,464
I'm gonna do it.
313
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,600
I-I definitely
Am gonna do it.
314
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,335
Andy:
I'm glad
You stopped by, lou.
315
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,937
( chuckling ):
I...
316
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,439
I wanted to have a little...
A little chat with you.
317
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,841
Oh, is arnold acting up?
318
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,843
I know he was over
At your place today.
319
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:30,878
Oh, no. He's fine.
320
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:31,879
He's a good boy.
321
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,013
Yes, he is.
322
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,614
He's got a little
Wild imagination.
323
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,949
Oh, that he has.
324
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,184
Yeah.
325
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,419
No, I-I just wanted
To ask you something.
326
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,922
Uh, you and
Arnold are-are pals...
327
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,623
I mean, buddies, aren't you?
328
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,358
Oh, I like
To think so, andy.
329
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,994
Yeah, it's-it's a good way.
330
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,361
It's a good way, yeah.
331
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,563
How'd you tell him
The facts of life?
332
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,564
I didn't.
333
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,166
I was hoping you'd tell opie
334
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,235
And then arnold
Could get it from him.
335
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,273
It's time.
336
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,975
Good. That lets me
Off the hook.
337
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,176
Well, wait a minute.
338
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,112
Did you ever give it
Any thought--
339
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,980
How to go about it
Or anything?
340
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,215
Oh, yes.
341
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,383
Lots and lots of times,
But it-it just...
342
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,519
It just scares
The daylights out of me.
343
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,154
Well, it scares me, too.
344
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,159
( sniffs and
Clears throat )
345
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,031
Uh, I suppose the, uh,
The birds and the bees
346
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,266
Would be a little
Old-fashioned.
347
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,568
Oh, you can forget
About the animals.
348
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,903
What little I know
349
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,671
You got to put it
Right on the line.
350
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,540
Right on the line, huh?
351
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,075
That's what they say--
352
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,945
No more fairy tales,
No storks, no doctors' bags.
353
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,179
Just right on the line?
354
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,347
Right on the line.
355
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,949
Well, I just wanted
356
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,417
To get your thoughts
On it, lou.
357
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,418
Well, you got 'em.
358
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,519
I'll see you, andy.
359
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,390
Thanks.
360
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,433
( no audio )
361
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,470
I'm very sorry, miss cripps.
362
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,606
It won't happen again.
363
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:43,510
Andy's planning
To have a talk with him.
364
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,978
Yes.
365
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,179
Yes. Good-bye.
366
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,386
Sarah, would you
Get me andy, please?
367
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,654
I know, sarah.
368
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,390
We're going to take care of it.
369
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,658
Andy...
370
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,194
Andy, you have to talk
To opie right away.
371
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,595
He's going all over town!
372
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,132
A half a dozen people
Have called already!
373
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,199
All right.
374
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,235
All-all right,
Just-just send him
375
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,603
Over to the courthouse,
As soon as you see him.
376
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,072
All right.
377
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,612
Opie? Opie!
378
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,182
Yes, aunt bee?
379
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,317
Your father wants you
At the courthouse.
380
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,520
But aunt bee...
Right this minute.
381
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,523
Okay.
382
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,225
And when your father
Speaks to you,
383
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,295
I want you to be
Very alert.
384
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,532
( sigh )
385
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,669
My aunt bee says I got to
Go down and see my father.
386
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,372
Do you think he knows
About the baby?
387
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,639
I don't know if he does,
388
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,608
But I'm going to
Tell him, anyway.
389
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,110
Nobody wants him
390
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,644
And we can't take care
Of him anymore.
391
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,314
Well, I got to go home.
392
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,815
Arnold.
393
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,484
But my mother
Wants me.
394
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,751
You're going down there
With me!
395
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,054
It was your idea,
In the first place!
396
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,123
Arnold!
397
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,358
Okay.
398
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,560
( sigh )
399
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,297
We tried our best.
400
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,664
Come on.
401
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,805
Okay, you go in
And tell him,
402
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:22,075
While I stay outside
Here with the baby.
403
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,543
Why don't we all
Go in together?
404
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,378
The baby's been
Cooped up all day.
405
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,347
It needs a lot
Of fresh air.
406
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,182
I read that in a book.
407
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,251
( frustrated sigh )
408
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,256
( sigh )
409
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,394
( door opening )
410
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,232
( sighs )
411
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,333
Hi, paw.
412
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,335
Oh, hi, ope.
413
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,103
Hey, I'm-I'm glad
You stopped by.
414
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,772
I got... I got something I
Want to talk with you about
415
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,507
While I got it
Fresh on my mind.
416
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,277
Well, I got something
To talk to you about, too, paw.
417
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,579
Well, n-no, this is...
This is more important.
418
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,282
Uh, why don't we just,
Uh, sit down over here?
419
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,485
Here, you-you sit right
There in the big chair.
420
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,820
I'll just take this one,
And, uh...
421
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:08,821
( clears throat )
422
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,290
( nervous chuckling )
423
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,424
Now, um...
424
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,692
( clears throat )
425
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,294
Ope, uh... When, uh
426
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:18,331
When you get together
With your...With your friends,
427
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:21,301
Uh, do you ever talk
About, uh, girls?
428
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,770
What for?
429
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,238
( laughing )
430
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,806
Well, that's, uh...
431
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:31,144
That's, uh, what I wanted
To talk with you about, ope.
432
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,280
Um...As you probably know
433
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,815
There are, uh,
Two, uh...Sexes--
434
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,684
Male and female, right?
435
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,486
Right.
436
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,821
And, uh, these two sexes
437
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,425
Get married
Lots of times, right?
438
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,294
Right.
439
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,561
Right.
440
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,531
Now... Now, we're getting
To the meat of, uh
441
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,766
What I want
To talk to you about.
442
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,437
Uh, see, uh, uh...
443
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,239
( clears throat )
444
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,408
A man meets a woman...
445
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,444
And they start going together.
446
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,812
I mean, I mean,
You know
447
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,515
To movies and bowling
And things like that.
448
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,749
Yeah.
449
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,219
And...
450
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,453
( clears throat )
451
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,721
Finally, they get
452
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,191
To where they-they
Like one another real good
453
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,593
And they
Get married.
454
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,728
Right.
455
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,897
And then they're, uh
456
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,934
They're living
In the s-same house.
457
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,838
I mean, right-right there
In the same house.
458
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,908
Um...
459
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,813
And the woman cooks
And the man goes to work.
460
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,883
Well, naturally,
This makes 'em pretty friendly.
461
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,752
Yes, paw.
462
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,587
Very friendly, I might say.
463
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,495
You mean this is
Where you left him?
464
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,830
Well, I was driving
Around here this morning.
465
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,300
I was desperate, I guess,
After the fight.
466
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,701
All right, I blew my top.
467
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,603
I'm sorry, but
Let's just hope
468
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,572
That they took care
Of him, all right?
469
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,739
Yeah.
470
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,576
Are you the sheriff?
471
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:10,877
That's right.
472
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,612
Look, my wife made
A terrible mistake.
473
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,747
We left our baby outside --
And we'd like him back.
474
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:15,748
A baby?
475
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,016
You found him,
Didn't you?
476
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,285
I didn't find a baby.
477
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,552
I found him.
478
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,853
Where is he?
Where is he?
479
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,422
What are you
Talking about?
480
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,791
We found him
When we were
Going fishing.
481
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,992
I wanted to tell you.
482
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,927
We been trying to
Find him a home.
483
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,462
Well, son,
Where is he?
484
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,664
My friend arnold's
Got him. He's okay.
485
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,999
Why didn't you bring
Him to me?
486
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,535
Well...We thought
They might send him
487
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,536
To a bad home.
488
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,670
I'll go get him.
489
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,439
I'll go
With you.
You stay here.
490
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,673
Go get the baby, ope.
491
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:42,975
( door closing )
492
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,512
You people seem awful
Anxious to get the baby,
493
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,813
And this morning
494
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,282
You didn't seem to care
What happened to him.
495
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,817
Oh, sheriff, I
Can't tell you
496
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,485
How badly I feel
About this.
497
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,686
It was a big mistake.
498
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,622
You better know
It was a big mistake.
499
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,056
The question in my mind
500
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,692
Is whether you people could
Make another big mistake.
501
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,727
What'd he say?
502
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,562
We got to take
The baby inside.
503
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,830
The parents are back.
504
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:04,964
They are?
505
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,699
Yeah, they came back
For him.
506
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,834
Aw...
507
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,068
I knew they would.
508
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,704
I read in a book once--
Had a blue cover--
509
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:12,839
It was a story...
510
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,308
Arnold, will you
Quit talking to me
511
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,743
About reading
In a book?
512
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,449
And I'll tell you
Something else--
513
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,717
I know the sheriff's
Department in mt. Pilot.
514
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,319
Now, I'm sorry as I can be
515
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,421
But I'm gonna have
To call them about this,
516
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,857
And if it ever happens again--
Welfare department.
517
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,325
It'll never happen again.
518
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,326
Never.
519
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,327
It better not.
520
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,628
( door opens )
521
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,599
Oh... There.
522
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,867
Thanks, boys.
523
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,934
That's okay.
524
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,870
He already had
His 1:00 feeding.
525
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,004
Fine.
526
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,874
Thanks again...
All of you.
527
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,642
Thanks.
528
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,856
That's why all the talk
About babies.
529
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,492
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
530
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,360
Trying to find a home
For that one.
531
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,429
We thought we were
Doing the right thing.
532
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,630
Now you know better.
533
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,898
Yes, paw.
534
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,032
Yes, sir.
535
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,667
Can we go now?
536
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:16,703
Yeah.
537
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,137
( clears throat )
538
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,606
Uh...
539
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:20,873
Ope, um...
540
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,141
Wait a minute.
541
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,343
Arnold, you
Wait outside.
542
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,616
Uh...
543
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,350
( clears throat )
544
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:39,492
Let's, uh, let's finish
What we started, ope.
545
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,760
See, uh...
546
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,896
When a man and woman
Are in love,
547
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,598
They get married,
548
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:50,470
And pretty soon they want
To have a family, see?
549
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,706
So, they decide
To have a baby...
550
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,575
And it's
As simple as that.
551
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,112
Anything else
You'd like to know?
552
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,114
No, paw.
553
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,416
( door opening )
554
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,684
Oh.
555
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,085
Pardon me, I didn't mean
556
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,454
To interrupt anything.
557
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,955
You're not interrupting
A thing.
558
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,723
Ope was just leaving,
Right, ope?
559
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:11,724
Thanks, paw.
560
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,059
That sure was
Interesting.
561
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,060
Bye, miss crump.
562
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,394
Bye, opie.
563
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:17,997
Hmm...
564
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,131
Did you tell him?
565
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,132
Yep.
566
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,601
How'd he take it?
567
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,670
I think he took it
Pretty well
568
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:26,105
Considering it was all
So new to him.
569
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,640
What took you so long?
570
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:28,941
Your paw bawl you out?
571
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:31,210
No. He sat me down
And gave me a talk
572
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,879
About the facts of life.
573
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,114
Did you tell him
You knew all about it?
574
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,484
No. I didn't want
To spoil it for him.
575
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:38,751
Yeah.
576
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:54,601
Well, it wasn't such
A problem, after all.
577
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:57,837
No, not once
I got started.
578
00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,205
Matter of fact,
I was kind of
579
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,073
Proud of myself,
The way I handled it.
580
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,875
Well, I'm glad.
581
00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:04,744
Yeah, I handled it
With delicacy,
582
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,245
Yet I didn't evade
The issue,
583
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,848
I just put it
Right on the line.
584
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,083
Well, it's the only way,
And now he knows,
585
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,585
Once and for all.
586
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,053
Yeah, that's right.
587
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,756
It was interesting,
588
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,558
To see his little
Eyes open up,
589
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,026
As I was telling it
To him.
590
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,594
Well, of course.
591
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,865
He just hung
On every word.
592
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:29,902
Yeah, if I didn't know
Before, I know it now.
593
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:32,805
A boy should get these
Things from his father
594
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,140
And nobody else.
595
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,575
Absolutely.
596
00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:37,109
I got a lot
Of satisfaction
597
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,678
Out of that.
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