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[ whistling lively tune ]
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[ andy clearing throat ]
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Ah...
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Hi, ope.
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Hi, paw.
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How things look
For the big game?
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Well, pretty good.
We got a good chance.
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What do you hear
From mt. Pilot?
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They got a good team,
But we can beat 'em.
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I mended your socks and I washed
Those knickers as best I could.
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Not knickers,
Aunt bee.
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I know-- it's got
Some technical name
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Like "Dugouts"
Or something.
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I'll be glad
When this is all over.
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What's wrong
With kids
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Playing baseball,
Aunt bee?
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It's the national pastime.
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If we win, we
Go to raleigh
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For the state
Championships.
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I just think
You're overdoing it.
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You've been out there
Rehearsing
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In that hot sun
All week long.
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We're practicing,
Not rehearsing.
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[ phone rings ]
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Oh.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, goober.
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Yeah?
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Yeah...
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Me?!
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[ chuckling ]
No, no.
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I don't think...
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No, will it...
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They did?
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Huh.
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Well...
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Well...
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Okay. I see.
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All right. Bye.
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They want me
To umpire the game tomorrow.
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You, paw?
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Yeah. Earl lee gilley
Was supposed to call
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The balls and strikes,
But he's sick so they picked me.
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I think that's
Very flattering.
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Well, I don't know
If it's a good idea
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For the umpire
To have a son on the team.
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Mayberry kids
Won't mind, paw.
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The people of mt. Pilot
Will know you'll
Be perfectly fair.
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After all, you are
The sheriff
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And you're head of
The mayberry good
Government league
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And you've been in
The church choir
For five years.
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I don't think
They could make
A better choice.
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Hmm... Well... Hmm.
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Hi, goober!
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Howard.
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Hey, floyd.
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Good practice
Today, boy.
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How's the team look?
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Aah! Ooh!
Razor sharp.
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I was just
Tellin' floyd
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I'm gonna be
Coverin' the game
For the newspaper.
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I thought you wrote
The garden column.
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Well, yes, that has
Been my beat
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But blant and fuller had
To cover
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The fishin' derby
In siler city
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So they asked me to write up
The baseball game.
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Maybe you ought
To stick close to me
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'cause I'll be sayin'
Good things
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You might want to put
In the paper.
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The team would be
Better off
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If you did a little
Less talking
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And a little more
Coaching.
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What's wrong
With my coaching?
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Teach them how to
Bunt, hit and run.
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Well, I do!
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Speed! Fleetness of foot--
That's what counts.
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Floyd, I coach the team.
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I always knew this would
Happen-- power mad!
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You give a man
A little power
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And it goes to his head.
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Power mad, that's what
You... See, howard?
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[ chuckling ]
Well, it certainly
Is innerestin'
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Hearin' the different
Inside aspects
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Of the game.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hi, andy.
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Hey, andy.
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I hear you're
Gonna be umpire
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At the baseball
Game.
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Well, I'm not too sure
I'm happy about it.
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Oh, you mean
On account of opie
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Playin' on the team?
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Well, yeah.
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Andy, I had a long talk
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With the mt. Pilot coach
And the league officials
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And we all agreed that you'd be
The perfect man for it.
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[ clicking tongue ]
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Right! Honest andy taylor.
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Never been a blot on that name.
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It's as clean as a whistle.
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My mother feels you're
An excellent choice, too.
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Well, thank your
Mother, howard.
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Can't I be
The base umpire
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Instead of workin'
Behind the plate?
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Well, no, andy. Mr. Hendricks's
Gonna be on the bases.
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He can't call
Balls and strikes
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'cause he's got a bad leg
And can't squat.
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You gotta be a good squatter.
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Get a better focus
On the ball.
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Just call 'em
As you see 'em, andy.
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We know you'll be
Fair to both sides.
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That's all anybody
Can ask.
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Hmm.
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You want some of this?
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[ crowd chattering ]
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Oh... He looks so cute in
His little outfit, doesn't he?
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Mm-hmm.
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Get a picture of him.
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Oh, okay.
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Andy!
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[ shutter snaps ]
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Oh, let me get
Another one.
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Look, uh, it's almost time
For the game to start.
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Oh, well, then,
Let's get one of opie.
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Opie, come on.
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Miss crump wants
To take your picture.
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[ whining ]
Oh, aunt bee...
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Come on, opie, please.
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Now make a nice pose.
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There-- with your mitt.
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[ shutter snaps ]
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Opie, do everything your father
Tells you during the game.
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As an umpire,
He can be of great help to you.
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Aunt bee, I can't
Help him at all!
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Nonsense.
What's a father for?
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Paw's right, aunt bee.
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Coach:
C'mon, fellas! Hey, ope!
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I gotta go.
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Well, I don't expect you
To do everything for him
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But if he makes a little
Mistake, overlook it.
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I'm sure he won't
Do it again.
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Aunt bee, once the game starts,
I don't even have a son
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Till it's over.
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Andy, what an awful thing
To say.
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When a father
Won't help his own son...
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It's-it's time.
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You shouldn't be
Back here anyway.
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Run along.
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Uh... All set, mr. Hendricks?
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Goober, mr. Tyler, let's go!
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I'll be right with you, ump!
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All right, men, this is it,
The big one.
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I don't have to tell you
How much this game means to us--
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Not just to you, not to me,
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But to all of mayberry.
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And I want you
To get in there and fight.
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Now, you all remember
The signals.
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It's...
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Hit, bunt, take.
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Okay?
Go get 'em, men!
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Come on!
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[ boys cheering ]
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Come on! Go get 'em!
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Andy's certainly takin' charge,
Isn't he?
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A born umpire.
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Play ball!
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[ crowd chattering ]
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Announcer:
The mt. Pilot comets'
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Leadoff man, johnny adams.
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[ spectators razzing ]
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Strike!
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Attaboy, ope!
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He was very alert,
Wasn't he?
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Strike!
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Full count, 3 and 2.
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[ crowd cheering ]
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The score remains
Nothing-to-nothing
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At the bottom of the second.
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They got their sluggers
Comin' up now.
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[ forced laugh ]
Yeah, this is real exciting.
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That is as hard a hit ball
As we've seen in this park.
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These mt. Pilot comets have
Really exploded this inning.
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This has been some contest,
And now we're down to the wire.
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The score is 6-5 in favor
Of the mt. Pilot comets.
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The count's 3-2
With opie taylor due to bat...
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Okay, come on, let's get
Something started here!
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Hit!
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Strike three!
You're out!
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Two outs, opie.
You're our last hope.
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We need a run
To tie it up.
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Opie, now, I've always
Dreamed of coaching
A championship team.
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This is as close
I've ever come
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So go out there
And hit one...
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For the old goober.
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The mayberry giants have only
One more chance, opie taylor.
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Ball!
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Strike!
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Strike!
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I think it's a homer!
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Oh, run, opie! Run!
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You're out!
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Oh, no!
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You were supposed to help.
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I'm sorry! You were out!
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[ yelling ]
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[ all yelling ]
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Certainly is a good salad.
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Isn't it?
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Mm-hmm.
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Just something I threw together.
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I had planned
On a victory luncheon.
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Nothing I like better
Than a good old salad.
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You mind if I have some more?
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Certainly.
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Opie, if you're
Still thinking
About that play
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I wish you'd forget it
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Because believe me,
You were out.
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He was safe by a mile.
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Can I be excused, paw?
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You didn't eat anything.
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I'm not hungry.
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All right.
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All right.
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Now, we...
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We're just...
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All right, we'll just...
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We'll just get
This thing settled
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Once and for all.
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And I guess...
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I guess the best way
To start is to...
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To explain
My position. Okay?
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Okay.
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Okay, 'cause once you understand
My position thoroughly,
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Then, well, we'll take a look
At your position.
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And, and then we'll compare
The two positions
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And see what we
Come up with.
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Right?
Right.
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Right.
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Now, uh... I was the umpire.
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You with me up to now?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Now...
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Now, when that play happened,
I was...
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I was right on top of it
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And you were sliding,
Weren't you?
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Yes, sir.
Yeah.
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Now, all I was doing...
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I was looking
Right at the plate.
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So if... If I was
In the best position to see it
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And I made my decision
Based on what I saw
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Well, there's only
One answer, isn't there?
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Yes, sir.
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Good.
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I was safe.
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You still tryin' to tell me
I was wrong?
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Well, gee, paw --
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Opie, it's very bad manners
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To disagree
With your father.
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Even when he's wrong.
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Oh, come on!
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[ horn honks ]
262
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,112
How about some gas?
263
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,548
I'll be right with you.
264
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,252
I'm sorry, we're busy.
265
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,489
Come on, goober.
Quit fooling around.
266
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,091
I'm in a hurry.
267
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,565
Fill her up,
Will you?
268
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,174
You going to check
The oil and water?
269
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,049
Looks okay to me.
270
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,186
That's service
With a smile.
271
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,054
You want folks
To smile at you,
272
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,389
Try mt. Pilot.
273
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,391
They love you
Over there.
274
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,132
Hi, floyd.
275
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,400
How about a haircut?
276
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,002
Got an appointment?
277
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,472
Since when do I need
An appointment?
278
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,608
Since about 11:30 this morning.
279
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,877
Don't you think
This has gone far enough?
280
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,345
No appointment, no haircut.
281
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,080
I'll make an appointment.
282
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,882
I'm sorry. I'm all booked up.
283
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,884
Aw, come on, floyd.
284
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,386
Listen,
If you're in such a hurry,
285
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,156
They got a big barber shop
Over in mt. Pilot--
286
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,225
Got four chairs, no waiting.
287
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,995
Probably give you one for free.
288
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,440
Hi, fellas.
289
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,549
[ barking ]
290
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,563
Wasn't that a good movie,
Andy?
291
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,467
"Yes, it was, helen."
292
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,235
Oh.
293
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,304
I'm sorry, I was thinking
About something else.
294
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,973
I thought you'd
Fallen asleep.
295
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,976
No.
296
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,577
Want me to guess
What you're thinking about?
297
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,946
That'd be easy.
298
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,982
Andy, why don't we
Go over to the diner
299
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,449
And get a bite to eat?
300
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,286
Okay.
301
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,188
Floyd, will
You quit harping
302
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,722
On the hit-and-run play?
303
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,192
It's what casey stengel
Would have done.
304
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,627
Well, coaching
Didn't lose that game today.
305
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,263
It was a umpire
By the name of andy taylor.
306
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,965
Don't mention that name!
307
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,735
I didn't see that play too clear
From where I was sitting.
308
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,437
Take my word
For it, howard.
309
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,705
He was safe.
310
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,340
When you write
Your column
311
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,642
Let the people know
That we was robbed.
312
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,444
A chance to
Go to raleigh
313
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,146
Right out
The window.
314
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,384
Oh. Hi, howard.
315
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,519
Hi.
316
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,653
Helen.
317
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,988
Good evening.
318
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,123
Evening, helen.
319
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,257
Hey, helen.
320
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,026
Come on, andy,
Let's sit down.
321
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,430
What was that
You were saying
322
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,998
About the game, goober?
323
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,266
Listen,
I'm famished.
324
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,534
Let's split
A sandwich.
325
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,270
There sure is a lot
Of people walking around
326
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,538
Who need eyeglasses.
327
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,140
Strong ones.
328
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,542
[ goober and floyd laughing ]
329
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,277
All right!
330
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,379
Now I've had
About all of this
331
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,714
I'm going to take
332
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,650
So let's clear it up
Right now.
333
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,519
I didn't want that
Umpire's job to start with
334
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,488
But you all insisted
That I'd be fair.
335
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,357
Well, you didn't want
A fair umpire.
336
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,625
You wanted somebody
That would be on your side
337
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,161
And give you
All the breaks.
338
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,395
Let me tell you
Something!
339
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,030
You picked
The wrong fella.
340
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,765
And I'll tell you
Something else--
341
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,334
If we played that game
Over again tomorrow
342
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,203
You'd still have
The wrong fella
343
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,305
Because I called it
The way I saw it!
344
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,074
And if you'd act
Like adults
345
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,142
Instead of a bunch
Of sorehead kids
346
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,543
You'd know it!
347
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,279
Come on, helen.
348
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:03,223
Huh? Boy. Hah. Boy.
349
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,625
Now he's blaming us.
350
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,228
Well, there's something
You can write about
351
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,163
In your column
Tomorrow, howard.
352
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,468
Yeah.
353
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,143
All right.
354
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,578
The way everybody's acting,
You'd think I'd come out
355
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,447
Against the flag
And motherhood.
356
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,848
Are you going to let them
Force you
357
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,217
Into believing you were wrong?
358
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,785
[ grunts ]
359
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,754
No.
360
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,357
You don't sound
Too sure.
361
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,825
Well...
362
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,162
That was
An awful close play.
363
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,563
You know?
It was.
364
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,832
And now that it's over
And everything,
365
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,367
I just -- I just wonder.
366
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,369
Did I maybe
Lean over backwards
367
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,570
Because it was opie?
368
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,207
Andy, look,
It's over and done with.
369
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,209
And you keep on like this,
And you're going to be
370
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,178
Counting your fingers
And mumbling to yourself.
371
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,812
Yeah.
372
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,814
I guess I haven't been
Too much fun tonight.
373
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,651
Nonsense, you've been
A barrel of laughs!
374
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,861
See how this sounds.
375
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,530
[ clears throat ]
376
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,567
"Although this reporter
Was assigned to cover
377
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,336
"Today's mayberry-mt. Pilot
Baseball game,
378
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,771
"He must admit, frankly,
379
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,874
"That he has very little
Knowledge of baseball.
380
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,343
"However, after witnessing
This game,
381
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,413
"It appears that more important
Than the knowledge of baseball
382
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,282
"Is a knowledge of people.
383
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:39,719
"For instance, why does a man
Take on a job as umpire
384
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,522
"And expose himself
To all kinds of abuse?
385
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:46,193
I know why one man
In particular did it."
386
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,529
"His reason was because
He was asked to as a favor.
387
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,299
"He wasn't particularly
Anxious to do it
388
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,668
"Because his son happened
To be playing on the team
389
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,937
"And he didn't want
To run the risk
390
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,440
Of not being
Completely impartial."
391
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,676
"It seems to me that
Once a man is asked
392
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,778
"To handle
A job like that,
393
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,948
"Any decisions he makes,
Right or wrong,
394
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,617
"Should be accepted
395
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,686
In the spirit of
Good sportsmanship."
396
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,423
"If any of you critics
Want the job of umpire
397
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,690
"At next year's game,
398
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,826
"Let him speak up
Loud and clear.
399
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,263
Frankly, I don't think
We'll get too many offers."
400
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,898
Well, I got at least
One fella on my side.
401
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,346
Hi, andy.
402
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,613
Hey, andy.
403
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,517
Uh, hi, floyd, goob.
404
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,457
We just thought
That, uh, uh...
405
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,592
We'd drop around
And, you know...
406
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,527
Just drop around
And say hi.
407
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,396
Yeah, that's it.
408
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,798
We just thought...
Well, you know...
409
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,467
We'd drop around.
410
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,869
Well, that's very nice of you.
411
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,371
There is one
Thing, andy.
412
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,905
You're getting
A little careless
413
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,307
About your patrol car.
414
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,476
Way past due for the
1,000-mile checkup.
415
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,879
Yeah, I've... I've been meaning
To bring that in
416
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,747
But you know how it is.
417
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,015
I'll tell you what.
418
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,618
I'll take it, and
Have it back in an hour.
419
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,886
Okay.
420
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,354
A man should take care
421
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,955
Of his personal
Appearance, too.
422
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,292
You're getting shaggy
Around the ears.
423
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,526
Time for a haircut.
424
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,796
Yeah, I guess...
I guess maybe it is.
425
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,865
You drop over to the shop
As soon as you get a minute
426
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,701
And we'll fix
You up... Anytime.
427
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,035
Okay.
428
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,537
[ phone ringing ]
429
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,272
Oh, excuse me.
430
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,544
Hello.
431
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,279
Oh, hi, helen.
432
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,680
Well, sure. Sure.
433
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,817
I'll drop it off on my way home.
434
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,819
We got to
Be going, andy.
435
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,054
Anytime at all, andy.
436
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,290
Right.
437
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,826
Yeah. Goober and floyd.
438
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,428
Yeah.
439
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,063
Okay.
440
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,665
[ door opens ]
441
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,002
Uh... Helen,
Can I call you back?
442
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,305
Yeah,
I'll tell you all about it.
443
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,573
Bye.
444
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,609
Hi, ope.
445
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,044
Hi.
446
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,452
Is, um...
447
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,454
Something on your mind?
448
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,855
Unh-unh.
449
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,473
Just thought I'd
Drop around and say hi.
450
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,342
Well, I'm... I'm
Glad you did, son.
451
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,625
Well, guess I better
Be running along.
452
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,027
Okay.
453
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,035
I just came in to say hi.
454
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,479
Hey, these are
Good pictures, helen--
455
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,747
Color and everything.
456
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,015
Look at this one.
457
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,483
Oh, that's great!
458
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,751
Opie, here's
One of you.
459
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,019
Isn't that nice?
460
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,755
That's one you took
Just before the game.
461
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,490
Uh-huh. Oh!
462
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,758
Oh, let me see.
463
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,159
Let me see.
464
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,094
Oh, yes.
There you are
465
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,497
In your
Umpire's costume.
466
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,898
Uniform, aunt bee.
467
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,500
All right.
Uniform.
468
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,169
Look at the expression
On goober's face here.
469
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,638
Yeah.
470
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,506
Hey, I feel
Like some ice cream.
471
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,907
Who wants
To go with me?
472
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,175
I do.
473
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,644
Okay. Come on.
474
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,847
You know, there was
One thing good
475
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,515
About that
Baseball game--
476
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,517
You got some
Wonderful pictures.
477
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,785
Yes, I did.
478
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,187
All that fuss
Over that silly game.
479
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,424
I suppose they'll be
Discussing for months
480
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,427
Whether he was safe
Or whether he was out.
481
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,195
Uh... Aunt bee?
482
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,464
Hmm?
483
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:18,665
Can you keep a secret?
484
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,433
I mean from everybody,
Even andy.
485
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,734
Why? What is it, helen?
486
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,804
Well...
487
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,106
Here's a picture
I haven't shown to anybody.
488
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:33,412
Oh, my!
489
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,116
He wa safe.
490
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,200
You know something, paw?
491
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,568
Chocolate ice cream is best
492
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,003
For just plain
Eating ice cream.
493
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,506
But for apple pie,
Nothin's better than vanilla.
494
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,673
Oh, that's good.
495
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,041
Hey, look who's comin'.
496
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,143
Hi.
497
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,512
Hi, sheriff.
498
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,146
Come on, you guys,
Let's go.
499
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,819
[ barking ]
500
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,193
Hey, haven't you heard?
501
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,462
I'm innocent!
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