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( whistling sprightly tune )
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There you are.
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Oh.
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( clears throat )
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Well...
What say, howard?
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Afternoon, andy.
Afternoon.
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Yeah.
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Oh, excuse
The mess here.
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I'm refiling
Birth certificates.
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It certainly is fascinating.
Really fascinating.
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It must be.
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Yeah. Came across
An interesting fact.
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Did you know that,
In the past 23 years,
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Girl births have outnumbered
Boy births by 94%?
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Now, that's practically
Two to one.
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Well, no.
I didn't know that.
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But I'll tell you one thing,
I like the odds.
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Pardon?
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Nothing. I just, uh...
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, is there anything
I can do for you?
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No. I was just
Killing time.
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Want a cup of coffee?
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I don't mind if I do.
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Come on in.
Okay.
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Don't lose
Your place there.
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I always enjoy
A coffee break
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This time of day.
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It's, uh, kind
Of a change of pace.
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Yeah, yeah, it is.
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Black?
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Yeah, black.
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Yeah, you know, you take
A little cup of coffee now,
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Work a couple
More hours,
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And then it's time
To go home and eat supper.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Mm.
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Oh, I see where
They got a wild one
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Over at the show tonight.
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Yeah?
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Something about blondes.
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Uh-oh.
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( both chuckle )
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Are you going?
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No. I can't tonight,
I got a lodge meeting,
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But if they hold it over,
You want to go tomorrow night?
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Oh, well, I...
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Yeah.
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You say you got
A lodge meeting, huh?
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Yeah.
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The regal order
Of the golden door
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...To good fellowship.
To good fellowship?
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Right.
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I guess I never
Been much of a joiner.
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Well, like they say,
You know,
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Some are and some aren't.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Uh...
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Uh...
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What do you do over
At the lodge there, andy?
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Uh, we horse around.
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Horse around, huh?
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Yeah.
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Gee, that sounds
Like a lot of fun.
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I never done much
Horsing around myself.
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Well, like I say,
I mean, you know
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Some guys do
And some don't.
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Would you like to join?
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Well, as a matter of fact,
It did enter my mind.
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No kidding.
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Well, why don't you come
And go with me tonight?
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You know, you can
Meet some of the fellows
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Let them meet you
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And kind of get
To know you a little bit.
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Oh, fine, fine.
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Okay?
Yeah.
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( door opens )
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Howard.
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Oh, hello, mother.
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Oh, hello, andrew.
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Miss sprague.
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Must things be
So messy here, howard?
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Well, I was just doing
Some refiling, mother.
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Oh, I made a dinner
Reservation at ching lee's.
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Oh? Mother and I always
Eat out wednesday nights.
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Oh, that's nice.
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What time is
The meeting, andy?
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8:00.
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Meeting?
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Yes. Andy very kindly
Asked me if I'd like
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To go to the lodge
With him tonight.
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The lodge?
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Yes. Possibly to join.
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Oh, really?
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I'd kind of like to join.
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Of course you would.
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So, if we could eat
A little earlier...?
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Just what is it you do
At this lodge, andrew?
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We horse around.
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"Horse around"?
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Well, I mean,
We get together, see,
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All the members,
And we hold a meeting
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And then we serve refreshments,
We play checkers and cards
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And tell jokes-- clean.
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Sounds fascinating.
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Howard, is there really any
Purpose in you joining a lodge?
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After all, you do have
So many other interests--
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Your work and your music.
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After all, it seems to me that
An organization like this
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Is for people who have
Nothing to, uh...
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Nothing to...
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( snickers )
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Well, I really would
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Kind of like to join,
Mother, you know,
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And spend some more time
With the fellows.
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Well, howard, if that's
Really what you want,
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Far be it from me
To stand in your way.
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It's so nice of you,
Andrew,
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To invite howard
To join your little group.
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You know, I think that's
A wonderful idea,
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Taking howard to the lodge
Meeting tonight.
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He should get out
More often.
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Yeah, he's real
Anxious to join.
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Of course, I don't think
It'll set very well
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With...Ahem,
You-know-who.
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Mrs. Sprague?
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Uh, yes, opie,
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You see,
Mrs. Sprague --
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Well, howard is her
Only son and she's--
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She's got a ring
In his nose
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And she's pulling him
Around by it?
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Opie, where did you ever
Hear talk like that?
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You said it
The other day.
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( "Uh-oh" singsong)
Mnh-mnh.
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I did?
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Well, we'll keep
Our opinions
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In the family,
Won't we?
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I wasn't going to
Tell anybody.
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Hmm. See, ope,
It's just that, ahem,
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It's just that, well,
Mrs. Sprague is, uh,
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Well, she likes howard
To stay close at home.
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( doorbell buzzes )
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Oh, there he is.
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There he is.
Goodbye!
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Bye, paw.
Have a good time!
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Come on in, howard.
Here.
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You sit down right here.
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Now, just wait. I'll be
Right back in a minute.
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Right.
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( three quick knocks )
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You're the keeper
Of the door?
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Yeah... This month.
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Request permission
To enter
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The golden door
To good fellowship.
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Qualify yourself
To enter the golden door.
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( quietly ):
Geronimo.
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What?
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Geronimo.
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Enter in the name
Of good fellowship.
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Well, hello,
There, andy.
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Cyrus. Hey, listen,
Listen, fellows.
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Could I have your attention
For a minute?
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Brother lodge members,
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I'd like to sponsor
A candidate for membership.
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Now, most of you know him
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And he's an upstanding
Member of the community.
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He holds the office
Of county clerk.
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Name's howard sprague.
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Oh, yeah.
Sure, we know howard.
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Listen, why don't I just
Go out and bring him in
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And you can get a chance to know
Him a little better, okay?
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Man: bring him
On in, andy.
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Howard, come on.
Come on in.
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Andy.
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Oh. Request permission
To enter the golden door
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With nonmember.
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Enter in the name
Of good fellowship.
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Hey, fellows, fellows.
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Howard, I'd like you
To meet lou and charlie
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And all the boys
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And cyrus tankersley,
Our lodge president.
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Well, nice you could
Drop in, howard.
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Well, I certainly
Enjoy being here.
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You just make yourself
Right at home.
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We're just sitting around
Swapping some jokes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, we could use some new ones.
You know any, howard?
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Well,
As a matter of fact,
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My mother heard one
At the garden club
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The other day.
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Once upon a time...
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We ought to circulate
And meet all the fellows.
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We'll see you guys
After a while.
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I wonder how come
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His mother let
Him out tonight.
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You want something
To drink?
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Drink?
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You can have
Anything you want.
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You can have a beer,
A soft drink, root beer.
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Oh, a root beer
Would hit the spot.
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Oh, okay. Come on.
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It's nice to have
You with us, howard.
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Oh, thank you.
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How's the old county
Clerk tonight?
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Yeah, fine, fine.
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Howard was telling me
An interesting thing.
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According to the birth records,
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Girls are outnumbering the boys
Almost two to one.
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Is that so?
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Yeah.
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I like the odds.
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( all laughing )
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Goodnight, howard.
Nice seeing you.
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Night, cyrus. Night.
Good night, fellows.
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Nice to have
You with us.
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Well, andy,
What do you think?
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How'd I do?
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Well, I think
You did fine.
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I'd say better
Than average.
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Yeah? Say, andy, I'm sorry
I stole your joke.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Good night, howard.
It's good to see you.
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Goodnight, tom.
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Night, night.
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Well,
What happens next?
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Well, we'll meet
Tomorrow night, see,
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And we'll take a vote.
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And then what happens?
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Well, then we'll send
You a letter,
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Letting you know
The results.
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A letter, huh?
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Well, you really think
I'll make it?
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I really think
You will, howard.
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I really do,
And that's the truth.
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Night, goob.
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Night, andy. Howard.
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( footsteps )
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Mother?
How come you're still up?
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Well, I wanted to wait up
For you, dear.
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Oh.
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Well, how did it go?
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Oh, fine, fine.
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Andy says
I'm as good as in.
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Course, it only takes one
Blackball to keep you out,
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But andy says I don't have
Anything to worry about.
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There ain't a thing
To worry about.
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Everybody likes him
Real good.
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Oh, but that's not what
I'm concerned about, goober.
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It's all that card playing
You do over there.
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Well, uh...
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Goober...
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Goober, I'm going to
Tell you something
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That nobody knows
Anything about but myself.
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Not even howard.
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Okay.
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Howard's father,
Rest his soul--
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You didn't know him,
Did you?
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No, ma'am.
262
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,138
Wonderful man.
263
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,940
Such a good husband
And father...
264
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:16,376
( crying )
Up until the time
He was 40.
265
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,378
Well, what
Happened then?
266
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,715
Oh! Oh.
267
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,484
What happened then?
268
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,220
He got into a card game
Down at the hotel.
269
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:31,124
It started out just
A friendly little game.
270
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,762
Well, by dinnertime,
He was still playing.
271
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,964
It was like a fever.
He had to gamble.
272
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,300
They played until 4:00
In the morning.
273
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,002
( whistles )
274
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,905
And then it was
Every night.
275
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,207
Pretty soon,
Day and night.
276
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,441
He lost his job,
277
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,913
The respect of
The community...
278
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:56,316
Nothing was ever
The same after that.
279
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,886
That's just awful,
Mrs. Sprague.
280
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,488
And howard is so much
Like his father.
281
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,456
It's in the blood.
282
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,492
That's why I've always
Kept him away
283
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,027
From any kind
Of cards.
284
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,529
Well, I can
Understand why.
285
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,466
And now,
Now that howard's
286
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,936
Going to be a member
Of that lodge,
287
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,538
Where they play cards,
288
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,509
I'm afraid his fate
Is sealed.
289
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,912
Yes'm, that's bad.
290
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,814
Oh, if only there
Was some way
291
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,348
To keep howard
Out of that lodge--
292
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,417
For his own good,
Of course.
293
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,519
Yeah.
294
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:36,423
Thank you, goober,
For listening to me.
295
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,825
It's so comforting
296
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,794
To talk to someone
Who understands.
297
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,130
You're welcome.
298
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,416
Burt: be seated.
( pounds gavel )
299
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,586
Cyrus:
Will the secretary
300
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,155
Read the minutes
Of the last meeting?
301
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,126
"The last meeting
Was called to order
302
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,997
"At 7:30 p.M.
With 27 members present.
303
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,066
"Since there was no
Business to be conducted,
304
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,934
"Some of the fellers
Went home,
305
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,302
"Other ones
Just hung around.
306
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,405
After a while,
The meeting was adjourned."
307
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,074
So much
For the minutes.
308
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:30,043
Will the secretary
State the new business?
309
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,846
The most important
New business we got
310
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,614
Is to vote
On a new member--
311
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,484
Howard sprague.
312
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,586
Will the voting proctor
Bring forth
313
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,189
The good fellowship voting box
And the marbles.
314
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,835
Please rise
And let the voting begin.
315
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,979
Will the proctor
Open the voting box
316
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,381
And inform the membership
Of the result.
317
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:13,620
White...
318
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,455
White...
319
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,024
White...
320
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,926
White...
321
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,627
White...
322
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,997
He's in like flynn.
323
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,232
White...
324
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,234
White...
325
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,904
White...
326
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,272
Black?
327
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,010
Somebody's blackballed
Howard sprague.
328
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,520
Just one black ball.
329
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,233
I don't
Understand it.
330
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,235
I just
Don't understand it.
331
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,071
I don't know
Why anybody
332
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,373
Wouldn't want howard
In the lodge.
333
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,474
It's a real pity.
334
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,976
Yeah. It beats me.
335
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,311
Did you read about this fella
Up in mt. Pilot?
336
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:15,215
Somebody stole his house
While he was at work.
337
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,384
Did any of the fellas
Say anything to you
338
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,686
About how they didn't want
Howard in the lodge?
339
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,321
Oh, no, no, no, no.
340
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,056
He seemed to get on real good
With everyone.
341
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,493
This fella came home from work
And his house was gone--
342
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,228
Disappeared in thin air.
343
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,000
Oh, yes! Of course.
344
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,068
That makes sense.
345
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,569
That's who did it.
Who did it?
346
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,271
A trailer thief.
347
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,539
A trailer thief?
348
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,608
It turns out this fella
Had a house trailer
349
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,410
And the thief just
Hitched it onto a car
350
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,178
And drove it off.
351
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,214
Well, I'm going
To nose around town.
352
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,482
Wait a minute, while
You're nosing around,
353
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,584
Will you just take
A look at my house
354
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,453
And make sure
It's still there?
355
00:15:53,486 --> 00:16:00,360
Nobody's going to steal
Your house, floyd.
356
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,062
I'll check it.
357
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,533
Hey, andy.
358
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,769
Oh, oh, hi, howard.
359
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,772
Say, andy, I sure
Enjoyed that meeting
360
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,274
At the lodge
The other night.
361
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,309
Yeah. Yeah.
362
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,578
All that good fellowship
And everything.
363
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,214
Yeah, that's...
364
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,782
Telling jokes
And drinking root beer.
365
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,484
Yeah.
366
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,087
Why, that, that...
That was good root beer.
367
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,556
Well, yeah,
It was... It was...
368
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,657
Well...
369
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:34,227
Say, andy.
370
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,628
I bought a joke book.
371
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,197
Oh.
372
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,699
Well, that's...
That's good.
373
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,700
Listen,
I'll see you.
374
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,635
I got to go.
375
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,770
See you.
376
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,414
Morning, floyd.
377
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,391
Floyd, how are you?
378
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:08,261
Oh, howard.
379
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,530
( laughs )
Yeah.
380
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,342
Boy, I... I sure
Enjoyed the meeting
381
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,710
The other night.
382
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,578
What meeting was that?
383
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,247
The lodge meeting.
384
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,549
Oh. Oh,
The lodge meeting.
385
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,784
Boy, it was
A lot of fun
386
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,621
And I liked
All the fellas, too,
387
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,857
And sitting around,
Drinking root beer.
388
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,426
Root beer. Oh, yes.
389
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,229
Root beer is good
For a person. Yes.
390
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,797
It's healthy,
Got a lot of herbs...
391
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,199
You know
Who invented it?
392
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,368
The indians
Invented root beer.
393
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,137
And there's
One thing for sure--
394
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,672
You don't see
Many sick indians.
395
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,376
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
You don't.
396
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,778
Yeah, that's right.
397
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,247
Yeah.
398
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,460
Hey. Hey, andy.
Want a lube job?
399
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,162
No, goob.
400
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,297
I can do it in a hurry.
I got one last week.
401
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,898
Oh.
402
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,633
You got any idea who
Blackballed howard sprague?
403
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:24,404
No. Hey,
We got a special on.
404
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,239
Free brake adjustment
With every wash job.
405
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,341
I just don't understand it.
406
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,411
You know what
I think we ought to do?
407
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,380
Get cyrus to call
A special meeting tonight.
408
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,415
A special meeting?
409
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,550
Yeah. Nothing formal,
Just get the guys together
410
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,651
And talk to them
A little bit.
411
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,720
Yeah. Yeah,
That's what we'll do.
412
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,655
I'll see you
Tonight, goob.
413
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,723
Yeah.
414
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:56,603
I know they're not
Going to ask me to join.
415
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,439
If you could just
Have seen
416
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,508
The way they
All avoided me.
417
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,211
Now, dear, you could have
Just been imagining things.
418
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,513
If you want me to be
Perfectly honest,
419
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,947
I think you'd be
Much better off,
420
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,684
Not getting in --
Let's face it.
421
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,186
They're just
Not your type.
422
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,822
You're a cut above
Every one of them.
423
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,957
I'm sorry, mother,
424
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,761
But I just don't
Agree with you.
425
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,796
Howard? Howard,
Where are you going?
426
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,501
Out for a walk.
I won't be long.
427
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,470
Button your coat.
428
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,672
Howard,
Button your coat!
429
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,946
Hey, uh...
Hey, fellas?
430
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,382
Fellas, fellas...
Hey, wait a minute.
431
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,683
Wait a minute, fellas.
432
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,219
Now, uh... I know
I don't have any...
433
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,488
Any right to talk
To you like this,
434
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,956
But I'm going to, anyway.
435
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,791
I know that we've got a right
436
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,827
To say who we want in the lodge
And who we don't
437
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,697
But I've spoken
To just about everybody today
438
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,533
And nobody will admit
To blackballing howard sprague.
439
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,470
A fine boy! He's good
To his mother.
440
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,573
Yeah. Now, we've blackballed
Other fellas in the past,
441
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,508
But we all knew the reason why.
442
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,710
Members: yeah.
443
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,985
Hi, goober.
444
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,753
Oh. Hey, howard.
445
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,723
I was just
Wandering around
446
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,358
And saw the light.
447
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,893
Oh.
448
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,861
Thought I'd come in
And say howdy.
449
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,332
Oh, yeah.
Howdy.
450
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:36,636
Howdy.
451
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,605
So maybe it'd be a good idea
For us to give howard a call
452
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,939
And bring him
Over here again
453
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,541
And let everybody get
To know him better
454
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,476
And then whoever
Blackballed him
455
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,845
Might get a chance to change
His mind -- what do you say?
456
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,547
All: yeah.
457
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,818
Well, goober, I guess
I better be going.
458
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,354
Oh, yeah. Well,
Uh... I'll see ya.
459
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,524
See ya.
460
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,295
Hey, howard!
461
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,630
Hey, I was just
Going to go call you.
462
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,864
You were?
463
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,666
Yeah. Come on in.
All the fellas are here.
464
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,601
Is it all right?
465
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,903
Sure. They're just sitting
Around playing cards.
466
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:14,341
Come on.
467
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,308
He can't go in!
468
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,809
What are you
Talking about?
469
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,446
Well, I mean...
Well, it's, uh...
470
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,913
Look, keep him here
For a minute.
471
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,582
I got to do something.
472
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,621
Quick! Hide your cards!
Hide your cards!
473
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,891
Well, come on, everybody.
Put them away! Put them away!
474
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,860
Hey, what's
Going on here?
475
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,928
I tell you, you've got to
Stop playing cards!
476
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,331
Oh, why did you
Do that?
477
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,632
I had little
And big casino.
478
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:43,936
Put them away, quick!
Come on!
479
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,639
Come on, stop it.
480
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,609
He can't see card playing!
Can't you hear me?
481
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,578
Come on!
482
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,846
Stop playing cards!
483
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,683
( all clamoring )
484
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,851
What's going on?
What's got into you?
485
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,887
Well, I just had to
Do it, andy.
486
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,422
I didn't want him
To turn out like his daddy.
487
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,656
What are you
Talking about?
488
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,891
Well, you know,
Gambling,
489
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,893
Playing stud poker
And all that.
490
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,662
I think we'd better have
A little talk, goober.
491
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,932
Come on.
492
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,368
So I figured, if he
Seen the fellers
493
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,903
Playing cards like that,
494
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,938
It'd just be the end
Of everything for him.
495
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,107
But none of that
Story's true.
496
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,975
My father only
Played gin rummy
497
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,711
And he always
Played that with mother.
498
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:25,912
He never gambled.
499
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,614
But your mother
Told me that--
500
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,416
Yes, but
My mother, she...
501
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:33,085
His, uh... His mother tends
To exaggerate a little bit.
502
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,454
Isn't that right, howard?
503
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:35,788
Yes. Yes, she does.
504
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,157
That's it...
That's it, exactly.
505
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,527
Gosh, I guess
I was wrong...
506
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,397
No, you did the right thing,
Under the circumstances.
507
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,032
I did?
Sure.
508
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,001
'cause I didn't really
Want to blackball him.
509
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,804
Well, why don't we
Go in, huh?
510
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,080
Hey. Hey, fellas, fellas,
Uh... I'd like to announce
511
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,082
That there's been
A misunderstanding.
512
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,718
Now, there's no point
In going into details,
513
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,420
But I'd just like
To inform you
514
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,656
That the blackball
Has been removed.
515
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:12,792
( cheering )
516
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,662
Which, uh... Means, howard,
That you are now
517
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,664
An official member
Of the regal order
518
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,532
Of the golden door
To good fellowship.
519
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:23,636
( cheering )
520
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,605
Well, what
Have you got to say
521
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,106
For yourself, howard?
522
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,042
Well, I sure could use
One of those root beers.
523
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,590
Well, howard seems to be
Fitting right in.
524
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,758
Yeah, he's getting along
Fine with the members.
525
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:49,662
Yeah. His mother's
A strange bird,
526
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:52,865
Spreading a rumor that howard
Might get hooked on cards.
527
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,434
Him, of all people.
528
00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:02,041
Well, that gives me 26,
So I guess I've got cards,
529
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:06,946
And with big casino
And spades, I win again.
530
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:10,216
Have you got a horseshoe
In your pocket?
531
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,084
Well, that's all
For me.
532
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,720
Aw, come on, can't you play
Just one more game?
533
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,522
No, I got to
Get home.
534
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:18,124
Well, how about
Tomorrow night, then?
535
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,592
And as long as we're
Making arrangements,
536
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,927
How about the night
After that, too?
537
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,228
And maybe we could meet
A little earlier
538
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:23,830
And raise the stakes some?
539
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,498
Oh, I could play
Every night in the week.
540
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:28,234
This opens up a whole new
Interest for me.
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