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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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Fine breakfast, aunt bee.
Fine breakfast.
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Thank you.
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Yes, sir, I'm glad to know
I can face the day
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Without the slightest chance
Of malnutrition.
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Yep. Me too.
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That girl's gonna
Make somebody a fine bride
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One of these days.
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Oh, pa, would you write me
A permission for school
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So I can go
On a field trip?
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Field trip?
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Uh-huh, the whole class
Is going on a bus
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To a bakery in mt. Pilot
To see how doughnuts are made.
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Sure.
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I don't know why they call it
A field trip.
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We never go
To any fields.
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Well...
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Doughnuts sound like
More fun anyway.
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There.
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Yes.
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[ whistle blows ]
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There's the mail.
You want to get it?
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Oh, sure, pa.
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"Discount days
Are here again."
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It's addressed
To "Occupant."
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Does that
Mean you, pa?
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Means anybody
Livin' here.
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Am I an occupant?
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Sure,
You're an occupant.
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You live here.
That makes you an occupant.
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You mean I don't have to
Be grown-up or anything
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To be an occupant?
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No restrictions
Whatsoever.
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You're just as much a duly
Bona fide occupant as I am.
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Can I have it?
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What do you want
With it?
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Well, I'm an occupant.
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Oh, yeah.
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Here's a letter
For aunt bee.
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Aunt bee, there's
A letter for you.
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There's a letter
For you, aunt bee.
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Oh...
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Oh, raleigh...
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Must be mrs. Deacon
At the auxiliary.
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No. That's not her handwriting.
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Who in the world...?
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Any return address?
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It's smudged.
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I can't make it out.
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Raleigh?
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Raleigh?
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Donna forbes-- they
Moved there last may.
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Oh, no, but she wouldn't
Be writing letters --
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Not with her arthritis.
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It's not an ad.
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There's writing in there.
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Rita aiken?
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No, no. That's not
Her handwriting.
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Who in the world could
Be writing to me?
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Know how
You can find out?
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Open it.
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Hmm, rita aiken...
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But that's not
Her handwriting.
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It has to be
From somebody else.
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Want me to give you
A permission note to open it?
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Well, I can't
Think of a soul
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Who'd be writing
To me from raleigh.
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Open it, open it, open it.
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All right.
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It can' be.
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Why, I've never been
So surprised in all my life.
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I never would've guessed
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In a million years.
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Imagine...Writing to me
After all this time.
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Who's him, pa?
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I don't know.
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But aunt bee'll tell us
If she wants us to know.
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We mustn't snoop.
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Okay.
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It must be all of 20 years
Or more!
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You never knew him,
Did you, andy?
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No, I don't believe I did.
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Well, you'd like him.
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I'm sure I would.
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So would opie.
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Yes, ma'am.
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He heard I was here
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And he wrote to me.
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Isn't that thoughtful?
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Well, that's the kind of
Person he is-- thoughtful.
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You said you didn't know him.
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I don't.
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Who is it, aunt bee?
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Roger hanover.
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Roger hanover.
Roger...Hanover.
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Yes. You remember
Seeing his picture
In my snapshot album.
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Oh...
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Wasn't he a old, uh...
Old beau of yours.
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No, not a beau.
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Just a boy I used
To keep company with.
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Not a beau.
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Is he, um...A married man now?
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No.
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I think he says here
He never married.
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Not married. Hmm.
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We gonna have to have this roger
Over at the house.
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Yes, I suppose
We should invite him.
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In a few days,
When I get around
To it, that is.
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Mm-hmm.
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Come on, ope, I'll
Drop you off at school.
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Okay, pa.
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You won't forget to write him?
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No, no, I won't.
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I'll get around to it...
Sooner or later.
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Hi, aunt bee.
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Hi, andy.
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Turned out to be a nice
Evening, didn't it?
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Yes, it did.
Did you have supper?
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Mm-hmm. Me and barney
Was on patrol
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And stopped off at the diner
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And got a little
Something to eat.
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Oh, did, uh...
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Did you get around
To writing roger?
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Who?
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Roger.
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Oh...Oh. Oh, roger hanover.
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Yes. I found a few minutes
This afternoon
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And I dropped him a note
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And I...Invited him
For friday night supper.
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I mean, if he has the time,
That is.
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Oh...
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Coming to supper...
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An old beau...Not married,
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Writing you letters
And coming to supper.
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Think maybe I
Better get out
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My justice of
The peace book?
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Oh, andy, it's just somebody
Stopping by for potluck.
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There's nothing
Out of the ordinary.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Just another place at the table
For friday night supper.
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There's nothing more to it
Than that, nothing more.
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Just another place
At the table for
Friday night supper.
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Yes. Nothing more than that.
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Well...
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What time you going
To the beauty parlor friday?
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9:30.
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[ groans ]
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Aunt bee...
I got the ice cream.
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Andy?
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Well, excuse me.
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You must be the
Teenage babysitter.
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I was looking...
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Why, it's you!
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[ giggling ]
Oh, andy.
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Aunt bee, look at you.
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I declare, you
Look good enough
To take to chinatown.
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I lined it in red.
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It doesn't show
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But I think it gives
A little more style.
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[ whistles ]
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A new hairdo, red
Lining on your jacket,
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Peach ice cream...
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[ whistles ]
Oh, andy, you
Better go find opie.
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Roger said he'd
Be here by 5:00.
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He's probably out back.
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Wait a minute.
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Roger, uh, said?
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Yes. He phoned.
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And what's more
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He said he might be able
To stay for a few days.
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Maybe till wednesday. Maybe.
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Mmm...You think
Maybe I better
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Get out my old shoes
And rice?
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Oh, it was so good to
Hear his voice again.
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Now, now, try to control
Your passion, aunt bee.
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You're melting the ice cream.
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[ laughing ]
Oh...
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I'll put it
In the freezer.
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[ car door closes ]
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Ooh, ooh...
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Bee...
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Roger.
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Bee...
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How are you?
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Just as pretty as ever.
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You know, roger,
You haven't changed a bit.
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Oh...
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A little something for you.
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Sweets to the sweet.
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Oh, roger,
You shouldn't have.
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Yes, sir...
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Just as pretty as ever.
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Oh, roger, stop that.
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Now, remember, opie,
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You be on your
Best behavior.
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Mr. Hanover's a very special
Friend of your aunt bee's
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From the old days.
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Fix your hair.
Right there. Wet it.
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He was her boyfriend,
Wasn't he, pa?
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That's right.
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You think they might
Get married?
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Well, I haven't seen
Your aunt bee this
Excited in a long time.
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Is there supposed to be
A part in there somewhere?
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Uncle roger...
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Uncle roger.
Yeah.
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Sounds pretty good.
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Don't call him that.
It might scare him off.
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Well...
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Come on.
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Well, now, what
Have we here?
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Oh, roger, I'd like you
To meet my nephew,
Andy taylor,
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And his son, opie.
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Sure glad to meet you.
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Hang it on the wall.
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[ laughing ]
It's just a little
Joke, andy.
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Always time for
A laugh, right?
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Hello, opie.
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I told you,
He's full of the devil.
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Come on, let me show you
To your room.
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Oh, pardon me.
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I'm just a little weak.
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I...Just got
Over the grippe.
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Get it?
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[ straining ]
The "Grippe."
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Oh!
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[ laughter ]
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I'm crazy!
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Oh, roger.
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Hey, did I tell you
What the mirror said
To the dresser?
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No. What?
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Oh! Roger!
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That's terrible!
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Morning, aunt bee.
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Good morning, andy.
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Morning, roger.
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Take me to your leader!
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[ laughing ]
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I gave you a jolt
There, didn't I?
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Yeah, you sure did, roger.
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Always like to start off the
Morning with a little joke.
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Morning, everybody.
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Good morning, ope.
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Good morning, opie.
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Aren't you going
To come over
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And shake hands with me?
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, opie, do you know
Why people have thumbs?
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No, sir.
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Because if they
Didn't have thumbs
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And you shook hands
With somebody
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The other fellow's hand would
Go right up your sleeve
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And hit you
Right in the nose.
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Ha-ha!
Is that funny?
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Yeah, it's funny.
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Well, andy, what are you
Going to have for breakfast?
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Uh, I'm a little late.
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I think I'll just pick up
Something at the diner.
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Want to come, ope?
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Oh, boy!
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Hey, andy...
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You left something behind.
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I did?
266
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,381
Your footsteps.
267
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,189
Pa?
268
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,324
Hmm?
269
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,426
He sure does funny things,
Don't he?
270
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,428
Yeah, he sure does.
271
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,431
You think he's really
Going to be our new uncle?
272
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,977
Howdy, floyd.
273
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,411
[ sighs ]
274
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,113
Ninety-two.
275
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,115
And it feels it.
276
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,484
I just looked
At the thermometer
Over the door--
277
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,253
You know what it is?
278
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,755
Ninety-two?
279
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,156
Ninety-two.
280
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,257
Hmm.
281
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,025
It's like an oven inside.
282
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,761
Hot.
Oh, it's hot.
283
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,095
Hmm.
284
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,798
Well, as
Mark twain said,
285
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:41,068
"Everybody complains
About the weather
286
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,137
But nobody does
Anything about it."
287
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,739
He say that?
288
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,007
Mm-hmm.
289
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,209
I thought calvin coolidge
Said that.
290
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,144
No.
No, floyd.
291
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,781
Calvin coolidge
Didn't say that.
292
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,117
What'd calvin coolidge say?
293
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,019
I don't know.
294
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:06,126
You sure mark twain
Didn't get that
From calvin coolidge?
295
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,427
No, floyd.
296
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,197
Mark twain lived
Before calvin coolidge.
297
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,000
Oh, oh, he couldn't have
Got it from him. No.
298
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,201
Right.
299
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,037
But it's hot.
Oh, is it hot.
300
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,008
Mmm, what
Have we here?
301
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,109
Hmm?
302
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,444
Well, howdy,
Aunt bee. Roger.
303
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,880
Out for a little
Stroll, are you?
304
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,415
I had to do my shopping
305
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,417
And roger offered
To carry my packages.
306
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,852
Wasn't that thoughtful?
307
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:32,920
Very nice.
308
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,187
My pleasure.
309
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,323
Roger, I'd like you
To meet floyd lawson.
310
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,457
Floyd, roger hanover.
311
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,426
I'm glad to meet you.
312
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,561
Floyd runs the barbershop
Here in town.
313
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,563
Oh, clip joint, huh?
314
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,032
Pardon me.
315
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,199
Uh, clip joint.
316
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,036
You know, you're a
Barber and you clip.
317
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,070
So, clip joint.
318
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,171
You get it?
319
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,339
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
320
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,274
Clip joint, barber...
321
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,343
Oh, I see.
322
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,178
Say, that's pretty good.
323
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,015
Well, anything special
For dinner, andy?
324
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,083
Oh, no.
325
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,151
Nothing special.
326
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,019
Well, then,
It'll be lamb chops.
327
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,087
Come on, roger.
328
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,221
Adios, men.
329
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,356
Okay.
330
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,892
That's goodbye
In spanish.
331
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,526
Also carbolic acid.
332
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,229
That's goodbye
In any language.
333
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,397
Whoa-ho-ho...
334
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,899
[ mutters ]
335
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,069
Is he on the stage?
336
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,236
Oh, no, floyd.
337
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,238
He's just an old
Beau of aunt bee's
338
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,840
Staying with us
A few days.
339
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,175
Nice fella.
340
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,143
They'd make a good match.
Anything serious?
341
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,845
That's just what
I'm wondering.
342
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,613
Well, she couldn't
Go wrong with him.
343
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,248
Oh, he's
A wonderful fella.
344
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,384
You can see it.
He has a sense of humor.
345
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,618
You like him?
346
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,620
You want to know
The truth, floyd?
347
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,956
I can't stand him.
348
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,257
You can't?
349
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,425
No.
350
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,294
He's always telling
Them stale jokes.
351
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,997
Talks all the time.
He just gets on my nerves.
352
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,099
Oh, yeah,
I see what you mean.
353
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,501
He's a pushy sort
Of a fella, isn't he?
354
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,169
Very pushy.
355
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,637
Well, it's too hot
356
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,107
To get worked up
About it.
357
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,009
Right. It's too hot.
358
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,010
Yeah.
359
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,011
Ninety-two.
360
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,412
Mmm, 92.
361
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,414
Everybody complains
About the weather
362
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,282
But nobody does
Anything about it.
363
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,517
You know who said that?
364
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,552
Calvin coolidge.
365
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,093
Well,
I'll do the dishes.
366
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,428
And I'll wipe.
367
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,130
I'll bet that's the best offer
You had today.
368
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,298
Oh, no.
It'll only take me a minute.
369
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,567
You go into the living room
With andy.
370
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,169
Wouldn't think of it.
371
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,439
I'm the best little old
Dish wiper you ever did see.
372
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,307
While you're
Doing the dishes
373
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,143
I'll fix the cord
On that lamp.
374
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,145
You do that, andy.
375
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,950
Oh, oh, oh, roger.
376
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,284
Oh, now, please.
377
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,486
You're going to get
That lovely tie all spotted.
378
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,554
No, I insist.
379
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,089
You go inside
And sit with andy.
380
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,158
What a woman.
One in a million.
381
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,292
Oh, roger.
382
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,961
The fellow
That gets you,
383
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,263
He's sure going to be
A lucky man.
384
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,131
Oh, roger, the
Things you say.
385
00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,232
Now go on.
386
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,001
Now run along.
Run along.
387
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,402
Whatever you say, bee.
388
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,440
[ gasps ]
389
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,142
Roger!
390
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,677
Get, go, go, go!
391
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,179
Go!
392
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,081
[ chuckling ]
393
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,950
She threw me out of the kitchen.
394
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,988
That cord you got
In your hand there
395
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,089
Looks a little
Frazzled.
396
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,123
Let me see.
397
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,491
No. It'll be all right.
398
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,494
Those things could become
Fire hazards, you know?
399
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,129
Yeah, but it'll do fine.
400
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,597
Up to you.
401
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,633
Wake up some night
And see your house in flames.
402
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,368
Wouldn't be so funny.
403
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:39,339
No, I don't imagine I'd get
Too much of a kick out of that.
404
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,274
No.
But this'll do fine.
405
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,276
Aw, you don't mind me
406
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,379
Showing you how to
Do this, do you, boy?
407
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,715
You've got to tighten
These little ends.
408
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,484
Twist 'em real tight...
409
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,486
So you don't
Get a short.
410
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,092
[ mumbles ]
411
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,361
It snapped off.
412
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,463
I guess I over-twisted a little.
413
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,631
Yeah.
414
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,100
The dishes are all stacked
415
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,569
And I'm going to leave them
Till morning.
416
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,375
Oh, haven't you got the plug
On that yet, andy?
417
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,110
Well, yes and no.
418
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,612
I tried to help the boy.
419
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,782
You know, it's a funny thing,
These electrical gadgets.
420
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,185
You have the knack for them
Or you haven't.
421
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,255
Hey, bee, let's go
And take a little
Stroll, huh?
422
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,756
All righty.
423
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,325
We're going to take
A little stroll.
424
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,593
[ roger laughing ]
425
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,727
Aunt bee:
Ooh, roger!
426
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,229
[ roger laughing ]
427
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,131
Roger:
Bee.
428
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,800
Pa, can I ask you
A question?
429
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,535
Well, sure.
430
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,571
You don't much like
Mr. Hanover, do you?
431
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,040
What makes you ask
A question like that?
432
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,308
Well, do you, pa?
433
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,679
Well, opie, he's a friend
Of your aunt bee's
434
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,281
From the olden days.
435
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,249
He's a guest in this house.
436
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,550
Why wouldn't I like him?
437
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,319
Then you mean
You do like him, pa?
438
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,356
Well, like I say, he's-he's
A old friend of your aunt bee's
439
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,825
And you see how much
She's enjoying herself.
440
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,195
Yeah, but what if he does
Become our new uncle?
441
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,629
Would you like that, pa?
442
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,432
Opie, it's way past
Your bedtime.
443
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,236
Why don't we talk about this
In the morning?
444
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,471
Pa, when you say
It's way past my bedtime
445
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,307
Is it because
It's past my bedtime
446
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,242
Or 'cause you don't want
To tell me?
447
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,646
You're a regular mr. District
Attorney, aren't you?
448
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,781
All I want to know
Is whether you like him or not.
449
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:33,153
Well, ope, I've tried
To bring you up
450
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,489
Teaching you that there's
Some good in everybody.
451
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,625
Now the same goes
For mr. Hanover.
452
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,727
Besides, he'll be
Leaving wednesday,
453
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,530
So there's no point in
Discussing it further.
454
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,864
Right?
455
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,766
I feel the same way
You do, pa.
456
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,767
Good.
457
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,402
I don't like him either.
458
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,845
You sure are up bright and early
This morning, eh, andy?
459
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,714
Yeah. I thought
I'd get up and pot
Some of these petunias
460
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,316
Before I go to work.
461
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,385
I'm down to
A half a cigar.
462
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,288
Down to the store
And get me a few more.
463
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,523
Hey, petunias.
They're tricky.
464
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,725
Give me that trowel
A minute.
465
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,129
They got to be planted
Deeper than any other...
466
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,464
Roger, I know
467
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,799
That we may not see
Eye to eye on electricity...
468
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,402
But when it comes
To pottin' petunias,
I'm a giant.
469
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,537
I got folks who come
From miles around
470
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,540
Just to hear me talk
On pottin' petunias.
471
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,243
Just wanted
To be helpful, boy.
472
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,678
[ chuckles ]
473
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,113
I'll be back
In a couple minutes.
474
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,534
Roger, what happened?
Did you forget something?
475
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,504
Can't figure out what
I did with my money.
476
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,739
I'll bet I left it
In my other pant.
477
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,642
Don't happen to
Have a half dollar
On you, do you, andy?
478
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,144
Um, yeah, I think so.
479
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,382
Hmm.
480
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,251
Oh, thanks.
481
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,486
Uh, roger, uh...
482
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,324
I was just, uh, wonderin'
What your plans are.
483
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,459
Uh...Plans?
484
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,394
Yeah. You was in raleigh
And now here
485
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,662
And I was just wondering
486
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,431
Where you're going to go
From here?
487
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:30,403
Uh, well, uh,
My original plan was...Florida.
488
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,638
Oh, florida, yeah.
489
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,972
Nice this time of year.
490
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,443
But, uh, things are
Running along so nicely here
491
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,545
I sorta hated
To think of leavin'.
492
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,414
Oh, we can't begin
To compare with florida.
493
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,283
Ah, I don't know.
494
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,553
A fella can do a lot worse
Than settling down
495
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,889
In a nice, pleasant
Little place like mayberry.
496
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,892
Especially with
Such nice folks
497
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,428
Like, uh...You and bee.
498
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,297
Well...
499
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:01,701
Looks like we've taken up
Right from where we left off.
500
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,437
Fine woman.
501
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,539
Make a wonderful wife.
502
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,640
Wouldn't she?
503
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,776
Oh, yeah, she sure would.
504
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,280
Yeah, it wouldn't be
Any bother for us
505
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,614
To find a place.
506
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,649
Plenty of room here.
507
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,487
Ah, she's so attached
To the boy.
508
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,590
She'd probably want to stay
Right here under this roof.
509
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,024
That'd be fine for me.
510
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,496
Oh, you've gone that far
In your thinking, have you?
511
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:34,367
I imagine if I was to propose
To her, she'd say okay.
512
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,536
Don't you think?
513
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,406
I don't know.
514
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,810
'course, I was planning
On having a talk with you first.
515
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,012
I wouldn't want to do anything
516
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,882
That would make you feel
That it wasn't right for her.
517
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:54,053
Oh, and if I felt
That it wasn't for the best
518
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,023
Then you'd be off for florida?
519
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,758
Absolutely.
520
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,593
I'd respect your sentiments.
521
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,864
...Only had the money.
522
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,337
If you only had the money?
523
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,672
Yeah. I don't know why
524
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,775
My regular check
Hasn't been forwarded.
525
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,644
Naturally...
526
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,412
Can't leave without funds.
527
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:23,683
What kind of funds
Were we talkin' about?
528
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,786
Oh, say, $400.
529
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,055
Nothin'.
530
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,358
Just a loan, understand?
531
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,760
Oh, sure. Sure.
532
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:39,065
$400, and I'll be right there
On that noon train.
533
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:45,372
Otherwise, I'd say
You've got yourself a new uncle.
534
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,507
$400, huh?
535
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,509
Just expenses.
536
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,310
Roger...
537
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,846
Yeah?
538
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,451
You'll find aunt bee
In the kitchen.
539
00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,952
Aha.
540
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,523
[ chuckles ]
541
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:08,461
I ain't ever expected to have
Such a grown-up nephew.
542
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:13,566
I might have a hand
In those petunias yet.
543
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,067
Andy.
544
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,370
[ chuckling ]
545
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,717
Aunt bee:
I think he's still
On the porch.
546
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,885
Just go tell him.
547
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:33,953
Andy...
548
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,889
Just had a little talk
With bee.
549
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:41,494
Andy, roger's
Leaving on the noon
Train for florida.
550
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,430
Yeah, gotta
Be moving on.
551
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,731
Millions of things
To do.
552
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,599
Gonna pack my bags.
553
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,668
I'll make you
Some sandwiches.
554
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,505
Sheriff...
555
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,408
You ever play poker?
556
00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:58,711
Yeah.
557
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,448
Yeah, roger, I, uh...
558
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:04,617
I used to play.
559
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:07,587
I used to be
Pretty good at it.
560
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:13,092
[ chuckles ]
561
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:24,471
[ vehicle departs ]
562
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,880
Well...
563
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,519
I guess you're a little sorry
To see him leave.
564
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,821
I know you was
Having a good time.
565
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,790
Mm-hmm.
Do you know something?
566
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,593
I'll be glad to have my house
In order again.
567
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,461
I've let
So many things go.
568
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,930
Not sorry to see an old beau
Get away again?
569
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:55,167
Andy, let you in
On a little secret.
570
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,537
You know when he came
Into the kitchen
571
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,071
And wanted
To speak to me?
572
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,773
Yeah.
573
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,775
I was scared to death he was
Going to ask me to marry him.
574
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,677
And you wouldn't
Have liked that?
575
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,813
Oh, heavens, no.
576
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,948
A little of roger
Goes a long way.
577
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:12,084
All those tricks and jokes --
They're fun for a while,
578
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,621
But you wouldn't want
To live with them
579
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,856
For the rest of your life,
Would you?
580
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,258
No, no.
I certainly wouldn't.
581
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:23,663
No. Fun is fun, but there's
A limit to everything.
582
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,265
Yeah.
I'll go along with that.
583
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,736
In fact,
I'll just shake on it.
584
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:30,937
Hang it on the wall.
585
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,172
Oh! Oh, andy!
586
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:38,110
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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