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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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'bout ready, aunt bee?
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Coming, dear, coming.
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You know, I just know
I've forgotten something.
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Aunt bee, we just barely
Got time to make the bus.
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Let's see-- I've left
A whole ham in the icebox
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And I've left a cake
And there's plenty of eggs,
And there's plenty of milk.
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There's no reason
Why you and opie
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Can't get along
Without me just for a few days?
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No reason in the
Entire world.
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Now, we got to hurry.
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No. No, I'm not going.
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Aunt bee,
Don't worry.
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Everything
Will be fine.
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Well...
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Oh! Oh, my pocketbook.
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Now, remember,
If you want anything...
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Miss snyder's
Next door.
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And be sure that opie...
...Opie dresses
Warm for school.
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And tuesday morning...
...Maggie will
Be here to clean.
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Be sure the house
Isn't a mess.
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That woman will have it
All over town.
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Aunt bee,
We got to go.
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Well, I'm all ready.
I'm just waiting for you.
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Oh, miss edwards
Is leaving her car here
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While we're gone,
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And she said you can
Use it if you want to.
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I wish you would and
Keep the battery up.
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I don't expect
I'll need it much.
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I wish you had time
To fix up around the place.
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Those bushes could
Do with a bit of trimming
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And that porch
Needs a bit of paint.
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Do you know that
The attic window is cracked?
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I-I'll try to get to it
If I get there.
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Oh, the scarf!
The what?
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The scarf I knit
For florence. Ohh!
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[ british accent ]
Excuse me, constable.
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You are the constable,
Aren't you?
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I mean, I saw the car
With the thingamajig on top
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And I took it
For granted
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You might be in the way
Of being the constable.
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Well, yeah, I'm the constable.
Actually, I'm the sheriff.
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Are you really?
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Ain't that wonderful, eh?
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Hey!
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Might I ask a question?
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Sure. What is it?
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Where can I find
The constable?
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Well, I am the constable.
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Sheriff and constable
Are kind of the same thing.
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Get away.
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Would you mind giving me
Some directions, please?
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I'm not too familiar
With these parts.
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Rather a long way
From home.
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I figured.
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You're british,
Aren't you?
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I come from the town
Of heckmondwike
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Up derbyshire way--
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I'm on
A bit of a holiday.
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It's a lovely place.
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Heckmondwike.
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I say it's
A lovely place heckmondwike.
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I work there as the gentleman's
Gentleman to colonel chumley.
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Been at it now
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For 11 years.
Oh?
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Finally tucked enough away
To make the trip over.
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I was going to hire a car
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But you can't imagine
What they were asking.
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Shocking, it was --
Just shocking.
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Yeah.
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You see, what I'm
Trying to do
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Is see as many
Of your little towns as I can.
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Lovely, they are, just lovely--
Just like home.
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Heckmondwike?
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Have you been there?
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Oh, I wish I'd known.
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Well, next time you come,
You must give us a ring.
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Yeah.
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You mustn't keep me
A-talking to you like this.
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I have to be
On my way.
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W-wait a minute.
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Wasn't there something
You wanted to ask me?
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Oh, aye! Aye, yes.
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Could you direct me
To route 43, please?
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Oh, route 43.
Well, you...
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Um, maybe I better
Write it down.
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Got a pencil?
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There ya go.
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Okay. Now...
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You go down here
To the stoplight down here
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And turn left.
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You go two blocks,
Turn right.
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Go right through
The middle of town
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Till you run into the
Intersection and right again.
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Then you go along
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And you go crooked
And crooked and crooked.
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Go on about two miles,
And you'll run right into it.
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Okay?
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Piece of cake.
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Sure you got it?
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Oh, absolutely,
No trouble at all.
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Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
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Oh.
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Well, uh, bye.
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[ horn honking, tires screech ]
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[ horn honking ]
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[ blowing whistle ]
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[ crash ]
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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[ whistle blowing ]
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Barney, get over here!
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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[ blowing whistle frantically ]
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Everybody back!
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Get back, everybody!
Get back!
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Get back!
Everybody get back.
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All right, you, come on.
Let's go.
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Look at my truck, barney.
Go take him out of here.
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You get out of here, too.
Go on -- get down off there.
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Everybody get back!
Back, everybody!
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Come on, let's go.
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Come on,
Back, everybody!
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Everybody back.
Come on!
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Barney?
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Hey, come on.
Let's move.
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Get in here.
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You! Here!
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What in the world's
The trouble?
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Well, just a bit
Of a mix-up.
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Mix-up? It was chaos!
Pandemonium!
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Bike riding
And map reading
At the same time.
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He practically turned mayberry
Into a disaster area!
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Plus, fletch roberts here
Run his truck
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Into a pile
Of packing crates.
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$30 or $40 worth
Of damage.
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Barney:
Easy.
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Hmm.
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Well, where's your, uh,
Where's your truck now, fletch?
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It's still down there
Wrapped around
Them crates.
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Why don't you take it
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On over to wally's
Filling station
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And find out how much
It'll be to fix it
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And come on back
And tell me?
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All right, sheriff. It beats
Anything I've ever seen.
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I never seen such recklessness
In my life.
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What's the matter
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With you,
Anyways?
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I'm very sorry. I am, really.
I can't think what came over me.
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I behaved like a proper charlie.
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And the bobby here
Is quite right.
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I do deserve
A good dressing-down.
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Andy?
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[ clears throat ]
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Excuse me.
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Notice anything
About this bird?
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Like what?
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The way he talks.
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What do you mean?
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I don't think he's
From around here.
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Fact is, I'd
Say he's from...
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Somewheres else.
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You think so?
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He's a troublemaker
From another country.
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Do you really think so?
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Yeah, he's a
Foreigner, all right.
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Maybe canada.
What do you think?
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You know where
He just might be from?
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Hmm?
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Heckmondwike, england.
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Ask him.
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Where are you
From, fella?
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Heckmondwike, england.
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Um...
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I'm sorry about
All this, mr., uh...
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Oh, merriweather--
Malcolm merriweather.
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I'm sorry all this happened,
You being a stranger and all
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But, uh, fletch is pretty upset
About his truck
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And I'm afraid you're going
To have to pay for the damages.
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Quite all right.
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Malcolm merriweather
Always pays his own way.
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How much has it come to?
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I don't know.
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According to fletch, it'll
Come to upwards towards $40.
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14 pounds, ten shillings,
And threepence three farthings?
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Well, if that's $40,
That'll be about it.
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I see.
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Well, uh...
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Could I do it
On the never-never?
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Pay a bit now
And more later?
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Well...I don't know.
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Oh, let's
Lock him up.
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Come on. Let's go!
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Move it!
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Hey, wait a minute, barn.
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Uh...
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Maybe there's another
Kind of never-never.
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Maybe we can
Figure a way
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For you to work
Off the debt.
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Aren't you kind?
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Aren't you kind?
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Well, I could use some help
Around the house.
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Aren't you kind?
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And, as it so happens,
I'm very handy around the house.
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[ grunting ]
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Opie:
Well, hi.
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Oh, hello.
Where did you come from?
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I live here.
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Well, what you doing?
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I'm helping your dad
Around the house.
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You sure don't sound like
You're from around here.
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I'm not.
I come from heckmondwike.
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Is that
Anywhere near raleigh?
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No-ho-ho! It's in england.
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Oh, you come
From the old country,
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Where they have all them castles
With moats and stuff.
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[ horn honks ]
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Opie:
Hi, paw!
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Uh... Soon as I get
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The proper hang
Of this ladder
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I'll get 'round
To fixing those things.
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Well...
[ clearing throat ]
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I better go ahead
And fix some lunch.
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Good.
I'm starved.
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Well, how would it be
If I stepped in
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And fixed you some snap?
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You both look
A bit clemmed.
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Oh, I couldn't ask you
To do that.
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To tell you the truth
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That's a bit more
In my line than this.
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You see, that's what I do
For the colonel--
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Keep his digs neat, press
His clothes, fix his meals.
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And I'd like to do the same
For you and the young man
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What with the lady
Being away and all.
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Well...
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Oh, thank you very much, and
Don't you worry about a thing.
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When you come home
This evening
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You won't recognize
The place.
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Come on.
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Ope, you home?
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Hi, paw.
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Well, look at you.
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Malcolm made me do it.
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He calls it
"Dressing for dinner."
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I had to take a bath, too
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And it's only wednesday.
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Can I take
It off, paw?
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Not for one minute.
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I like to see you
Tidied up for a change.
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I'd say a touch
Of gracious living
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Is just what you need.
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Good evening, sir.
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The young man looks
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A proper bobby-dazzler,
Doesn't he?
257
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,372
All dressed up
Like a dog's dinner.
258
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,774
He does look fine.
259
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,942
The place looks
Mighty nice, too.
260
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:49,977
Thank you, sir.
261
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,945
I'll draw your
Bath now, sir.
262
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:52,980
My bath?
263
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,481
Won't be a jiffy.
264
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,150
I've laid out your best suit--
Should do nicely.
265
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,385
Well...
266
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,920
Guess we're all in
267
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,422
For some gracious
Livin', huh, paw?
268
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,324
You going to eat
Supper, malcolm?
269
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,160
Oh, thank you, sir
But I'll have mine later.
270
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,831
Golly, it sure
Is good, huh, paw?
271
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,365
Mmm.
272
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,368
Sure is.
273
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,137
Ange, want to go up
To the filling station
274
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,538
And get a bottle of pop?
275
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,841
[ clears throat ]
276
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,982
I'm sorry.
277
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,051
I didn't realize
You had company.
278
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,452
We don't have company.
279
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,287
Well, why
Are you all...
280
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,322
You going
To prayer meeting?
281
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,457
Uh... Well...
282
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,425
Prayer meeting ain't
Tonight, is it?
283
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,426
No.
284
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,028
Sorry, I forgot...
285
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:18,531
Oh. Shall I lay one
More place for dinner, sir?
286
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,567
Want to eat
Supper, barn?
287
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,969
Uh... Uh... No.
288
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,905
Matter of fact,
I just got through work
289
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,474
And I was on my way home
To change.
290
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,510
It's just an old thing
I hardly ever wear.
291
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,114
Well,
Why don't you eat supper?
292
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,985
Oh, no, no. I...
I better be getting on home...
293
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,853
To get dressed up.
294
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,023
I'll pick you up
In the morning.
295
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,992
Oh, that's all right.
I got flora's old car.
296
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,293
Why don't you eat
With us, barn?
297
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,196
Oh, no. I...
I better get on home.
298
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,430
I haven't even picked out
299
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,432
What I'm going
To wear tonight yet.
300
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,069
This durn old thing.
301
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,147
No, sir!
302
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,249
You hand them over.
I can put on my own pants.
303
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,984
But, sir,
The colonel always --
304
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,286
Never mind the colonel.
Give me my pants.
305
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,654
[ sighs ]
306
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,890
If you say so, sir.
307
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,601
How about that, paw?
308
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,938
Mr. Malcolm drew that
309
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,139
Right on the egg.
310
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,173
That's nice.
311
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,507
I sure do like him.
312
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,976
He cooks good, too.
313
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,377
Yeah, he's
A nice fella.
314
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,515
Your morning paper, sir.
315
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,985
Wind from the southwest,
Temperature 74.
316
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,386
Thank you.
317
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,922
I found your cap
In the back of the cupboard.
318
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,090
It needs a bit of brushing
319
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,526
But I'll have
It ready directly.
320
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,529
You're going to wear
Your cap, too, paw?
321
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,265
I got to go, ope.
322
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,000
But what
About your cap?
323
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,201
Never mind that.
324
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,203
I'll see you later.
325
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,410
[ door creaking ]
326
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,959
Now, malcolm,
Listen...
327
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,261
Government house,
Sir?
328
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,263
Malcolm, let's
Get this straight.
329
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,132
I'm able
To drive myself.
330
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,400
Yes, sir.
331
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,002
I appreciate your help
332
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,004
But this is
Altogether unnecessary.
333
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,238
Yes, sir.
334
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,668
If he makes you all
That uncomfortable
335
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,471
Why don't you just
Come right out
And tell him?
336
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,739
I'm going to.
337
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,741
He's about
To drive me crazy.
338
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,409
I'll see you.
339
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,411
Good night, ange.
340
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,779
It sure is fun
341
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,581
Having you here,
Mr. Malcolm.
342
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,253
Well, young man,
I'll tell you something.
343
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,289
It's been the nicest part
Of my holiday
344
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,259
And I'm very thankful
To you and your dad.
345
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,526
How come?
346
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,128
Well, just think.
347
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,529
I might have traveled
348
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,665
The length and breadth
Of america
349
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:42,469
Without ever finding out
What americans were really like.
350
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,272
I used to think
You were quite different.
351
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,107
Then I came into your home
352
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,608
And saw
How you lived.
353
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,145
You're not different
At all, really.
354
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,115
If it hadn't
Been for your dad
355
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,716
None of this would
Have been possible.
356
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,053
And looking after
You and your dad
357
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,555
Has made me
Very, very happy.
358
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,823
Ready?
359
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,292
One, two, three... Whee!
360
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,559
How's that?
361
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,395
Oh, boy! A tree!
Thanks, mr. Malcolm.
362
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,097
That'll do you.
You're very welcome.
363
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,231
Well...
364
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,300
Good evening, sir.
Hi, paw!
365
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,834
Look what
Mr. Malcolm made.
366
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,303
That's something.
367
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,570
Nothin'.
Just a doodad.
368
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,306
Look at the time,
Young man.
369
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,540
Go on. Up to kip.
370
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,841
Good night, paw.
Good night.
371
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,676
Can I get you
Some supper, sir?
372
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,845
I have some lovely
Bubble and squeak.
373
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,248
No, thank you.
I had something in town.
374
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,849
Right, I'll just
Look after
375
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,384
The young man, then.
376
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,136
[ knocking ]
377
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,611
You left these
In the car.
378
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,147
Thanks.
379
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,417
Did you tell him?
380
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,154
Come here.
381
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,826
Now, you pop into bed
And I'll fetch the milk.
382
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,837
I agree with you, andy.
383
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,439
Malcolm's about
As nice a guy
384
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,440
As you'd ever
Want to meet
385
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,708
But I still think
386
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,410
You ought to come
Right out and tell him.
387
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,512
Well,
I'll figure something.
388
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,481
It's either that, or
You're gonna have to spend
389
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,648
The rest of the week
390
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,184
Putting up with
All kinds of nonsense.
391
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,885
Sounds to me like
The guy's just making
392
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,620
A grade "A" pest
Of himself.
393
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,822
Why don't you tell him to forget
The whole deal
394
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,324
And be on his way?
395
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,525
I don't know, barn.
396
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,394
This is one
Of those things
397
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,462
Where you have
To kind of wait
398
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,863
For the right
Moment.
399
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,899
When the right
Moment comes
400
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,702
I'll try to figure
Some way to tell him.
401
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,392
Morning, mr. Malcolm.
402
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,361
Where's mr. Malcolm, paw?
403
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,595
He ain't here.
404
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,896
Where did he go?
405
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,733
Is he out shopping
Or something?
406
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,237
No, he's...He's left, ope.
He's gone away.
407
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,205
Gone away?
For good?
408
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,675
Well, it sure
Looks like it.
409
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,776
Why, paw?
410
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,378
Why did he go?
411
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,213
I don't know, ope.
412
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,649
I come down
This morning
413
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,253
And all I found
Was this note here.
414
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,720
What did he say, paw?
415
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,821
Well, he says
416
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,957
"Dear sir,
I am very sorry
417
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,960
"But I had to leave
On urgent business.
418
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,996
I will send the money
Instead. Malcolm."
419
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,798
Is that all he said?
420
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,267
Mm-hmm.
421
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,635
Curious, him leaving
Sudden like that.
422
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,537
I sure liked him.
423
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,738
Yeah.
424
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,374
He promised
He was going to show me
425
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,708
How to make a paper ladder
426
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,310
And he was going to show me
427
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,512
How to make them
Funny faces on the eggs, too.
428
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,013
Yeah.
429
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,250
Well, I still remember
How to fix breakfast.
430
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,651
Eat somethin'.
431
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,254
I'm not very hungry, paw.
432
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,655
You're not?
433
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,757
Well, you have
To eat something.
434
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,660
You can't go to school
On an empty stomach.
435
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,928
Now, eat up, there.
436
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,930
I wonder why he left.
437
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:36,403
He said he liked working here
More than anything he ever did.
438
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,837
[ doorbell buzzes ]
439
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,539
It's him!
440
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,946
Oh.
441
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,948
It's only barney.
442
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,951
What do you mean,
"Only barney"?
443
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,953
"Only barney."
444
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,688
Malcolm left us.
445
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,023
He did?
446
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,692
That kind of took
Care of itself,
Didn't it?
447
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,294
You want some coffee?
Yeah.
448
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,496
Ope, you left
Your milk in here.
449
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,399
That's the glass
From last night.
450
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,767
Malcolm came down
451
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,402
To get it for me
452
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,304
But he never
Brought it back.
453
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,509
Malcolm came downstairs
After you went to bed?
454
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,910
Mm-hmm.
455
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,880
You suppose he was
In here when we were...
456
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,555
Where you going?
457
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,889
To look for him.
458
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,414
Where do you think you're going?
459
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,882
Well, I... That is, uh...
460
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,617
I'm surprised
At you.
461
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,454
A gentleman's gentleman
Running out on a promise?
462
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,889
I did leave you a note, sir.
463
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,357
You see, I thought you...
464
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,892
I don't know
What you thought
465
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,360
Or what you heard.
466
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,095
The fact is,
It's a terrible thing
467
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,431
The high sheriff
Having to tie his own tie.
468
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,366
Worst of all,
Opie's back there
469
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,067
Having to eat eggs
Without faces on them.
470
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,669
You call that
Living correctly?
471
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,137
Oh, no, sir.
472
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,139
You about to turn around
And get right back to work.
473
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,642
Yes, sir. Right away.
I'll tend to it directly.
474
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,843
You see to it.
475
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,545
Fact is,
476
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,747
I want the whole lot
To be a regular bobby-dazzler.
477
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,348
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
478
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,496
Come back
And see us again.
479
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,697
Well, I'd like to do that.
480
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,399
Now, listen,
Be real careful on the road.
481
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,967
Don't you worry, sir.
I will.
482
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,436
Oh, uh, by the way,
483
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,037
There's bangers and mash
In the icebox,
484
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,072
And I got in some tripe
And cow heel for dinner.
485
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,774
I've left you two dozen eggs
With faces,
486
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:55,942
Just till you get
The hang of it,
487
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,577
And, uh, oh,
488
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,946
He's got very fond
Of roly-poly pudding for afters.
489
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,881
Give him
A double dollop, eh?
490
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,182
[ chuckling ] Hey.
491
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,984
Well, cheerio, madam,
And cheerio to you.
492
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,018
Bye, mr. Malcolm. Bye.
493
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,587
Write to us.
494
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,756
Malcolm: bye-bye.
I will. I'll keep in touch.
495
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,527
You know, I can't understand
A word he says.
496
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,063
You can't?
Well, I'm surprised at you.
497
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,565
You understand him all right,
Don't you, ope?
498
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:19,899
Sure.
499
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,534
You know, mr. Malcolm forgot
To tell aunt bee
500
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,002
How to make
Bubble and squeak.
501
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,638
And how to whip us up
A snap when we're clemmed.
502
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,607
With double dollops
Of afters.
503
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,809
That's the most important
Part -- double dollops
Of afters.
504
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,611
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
Speak english.
505
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,012
Speak english --
506
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,647
That's exactly
What we was doing, right, ope?
507
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:35,948
Cheerio.
508
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,550
[ chuckles ]
509
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,656
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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